SCP-3885 - Exploding Zombie Gearheads (SCP Animation)

[@marekh.4497]

"these bad boys don't care about filing - they only care about...defiling" is one of the most 80's badass descriptions and I hereby stealing this line for my own personal use

[@businesssloth3327]

I hereby stealing your liver

[@Captain.AmericaV1]

@@businesssloth3327 i hereby steal your soul!!

[@ultimapower6950]

Ok I have an idea what if someone made a motorcycle made of chainsaws

[@bigmac4576]

This SCP goes hard, feel free to contain it.

[@proto.t-mechanic.1.013]

That's what she said. LOL

[@TheEverLivingAnth]

Is it just me or are these guys almost exactly like the Jagers from the Girl Genius webcomic?

[@osuvarreed6179]

@@TheEverLivingAnth no ones.. seen.. the "girl genius" webcomic bro...

[@Human_traain]

@@TheEverLivingAnth what who? Asked

[@Emil_LLscpfan]

​@@Human_traain i asked

[@justindurr6349]

I think the scariest thing about this group is that they can set rocks on fire

[@exploratory-fordora9672]

Physics? Na not in this dimension that goes with fire too

[@faesommers]

liquid oxygen maybe?

[@saladseller557]

That just goes to show how cool they are. I wish I could be even as half as cool as them

[@malcolmcummings4871]

maybe they douse them in gasoline? i dunno, either way its odd

[@JohnnyTromboner]

You can too, just dump some Chlorine Trifluoride on em

[@quentinsugrim3397]

"Forget the walking dead, these dudes are the riding dead" is a raw line

[@PaleSpiderQueen]

@no. honestly thought he was gonna say it 💀

[@TheRealUnoYT]

@no. same

[@anguslee3245]

How about the rolling dead

[@Kruhee]

"Generally Unclean Gary" is my favorite

[@kylebrown1975]

I know right that one got me too

[@begalthegreat]

I like Polly Pound Town. For obvious reasons

[@Kruhee]

@@begalthegreat These zombies need to made into baceball style trading cards lol

[@RichardKelevra]

He is the best and I don't even know him

[@budgetbiker26]

Although that is the correct name of the general, it would be so awesome if his name was general Lee "unclean" garry

[@jacobkennedy6678]

I have the most respect to whoever is behind this account for them to post content like this everyday

[@anoofanoof4605]

It's ur mom

[@Max-ed5gr]

It’s an entire team

[@sebastienwoongpoget9350]

@@Max-ed5gr Ur mom is the size of an entire team

[@KilluaYT420]

I am pretty sure it's a team and the voice is from a guy who voices memes called hunter

[@vksmanbro4998]

This channel is run by infographics show, yes the same guys who suggested killing 682 using a nuke

[@C.H872]

“With riders so badass even their reflections are scared of them” That’s when I knew this was gonna be a fire SCP

[@zEr-ne5ri]

no it does not mean that this SCP is not on fire all joking aside you should see need to be specific about A catalog as big as The SCP archives.

[@Captain.AmericaV1]

Their heating up!!

[@Furonanator139]

Joey *Coughs* Nuts The small humor in these videos is perfect.

[@jamesbevan9939]

Okay, this has to be the most insane SCP ever created.

[@cozi8097]

Yes. this thing is amazing

[@dishonoredundead]

Doesn't really fit as an SCP. It's a cool story, would have made for outstanding sequel to Dusk Till Dawn, but it doesn't work as an SCP. There would be no way for The Foundation to know the details they have, and while I like the style of the narrative it doesn't fit well in the genre. That's not how anyone in The Foundation would ever write case file, and I appreciate what they were going for, I feel like they sold themselves short filing it as an SCP when it's so obvious intended as something else. A good horror comedy, maybe some really dope Fallout New Vegas mod. But that's just an opinion of an old man who likes the stuff the community comes up with. P.S Kiss sucks. Take it from an undead, ex biker, we don't listen to KISS. Gene Simmons is a pompous corporate tool.

[@warriorscholar41]

Even more insane that it might have been inspired by a 90s cartoon.

[@porkfacethegreat426]

Not the most insane... its not the coyote dressed as a priest level of crazy

[@Ken-df8cp]

You can never claim that any one SCP is the most insane because there will always be another that's crazier

[@Shane-ed6mu]

Personally, I think the gear heads boss might be an interpretation of Mekaine, maybe they started as an ancient sect of the church, but disbanded at some point. After that I think Mekain could have blessed them with eternal life and an uncanny ability to make just about any hunk of scrap with an engine run, some may have left to join other churches, but it seems that a possible side affect of their immortality is that their brains have slowly rotted away, only allowing for basic thoughts, like how sick his rig is, or how badass he may look with a bunch of Roman candles setting off in his prison pocket. And this degeneration may have led to how they are now, the thing is that they may still have a semblance of their former goal, not that they'd know. Perhaps they used to scavenge any material possible in an attempt to build Mekane a new body, but they twisted that into making sick rides for him instead. Also, they likely forgot Mekans name due to their low intelligence, just calling him the boss since he's who they are doing stuff for, or is at least at the top of their leadership.

[@demonwolfsunefurrygreyjedi]

Lots of info and might be right...

[@thumb8681]

That.. is actually ingenious. Bruh you need to write it up properly as a proposed addendum to the file

[@Nikku4211]

Interesting, but wouldn't Mekhane make them into cyborgs in that case?

[@Shane-ed6mu]

@@Nikku4211 well, to be honest the gear heads would most definitely modify them selves with how much they get hurt and beat up, and due to their uncanny ability to make weird contraptions work. I just think the info graphics show decided to just make their interpretation mostly based off the word-for-word counts from the story. Plus it's likely not every single gear head is described in the article. And they're literally called gear heads, you can't get more on the nose than that lol

[@0hvist]

So essentially, the Exploding Zombie Gearheads are Mekhanes' devoted stable boys seeking to tend to their Gods' divine stables and create steeds worthy enough for him to ride across the world with in battle against the forces of Yaldabaoth? Sign me up for THAT religion!

[@LordDoom10]

Love these SCPs. Not every SCP has to be horror. They can be fun and silly too.

[@LordDoom10]

@@That80sGuy1972 I think you commented on the wrong video.

[@That80sGuy1972]

@@LordDoom10 I will delete the comment. I commented on the right video, it got posted here. This is not the first time that happened.

[@LordDoom10]

@@That80sGuy1972 That is some serious KZbin jank.

[@That80sGuy1972]

@@LordDoom10 Well, KZbin was taken by Google years ago... and they have way too many projects to NOT have some glitches and pranksters slip through. It's a Google thing, the eggs in one basket issue.

[@joffreybaratheon4904]

This SCP is if mad max and the walking dead had a secret love child

[@Xiro1023]

"Four loko enema" Jesus Christ , I love this channel .

[@markkiefer3243]

You had me at "modified toilet with treads". The absolute psycho has come to take a dump on the town's peace and quiet.

[@anonymousnoone7035]

These guys sound like a child's toy collection, or Adult Swim Cartoon, who's theme song would be "We Want Fun" by Andrew WK. I think they even have a Jojo reference in there. Honestly, this is just awesome fun! Something we could all use as a break for horror. I'd love a videogame starting these doofuses. Also, love how they basically have the mechanic skills of WH40K Orks. XD

[@That80sGuy1972]

Let's see... lots of explosions, lots of vandalism and theft, some threats, some injuries but no deaths... that would easily be a 90s cartoon too. I mean, that's the decade that created Lobo, Killer Frost, & Harley Quinn for the DC animated universe as well as the Biker Mice from Mars cartoon.

[@stonewoodstudios]

I didn't pick up on the JoJo reference, what's your theory?

[@Enigmod]

This is more references than I can stomach l.

[@anonymousnoone7035]

@@stonewoodstudios The Narrator called one of the zombies "Steely Dan."

[@anonymousnoone7035]

@@That80sGuy1972 Exactly! XD

[@geardog24]

Joey *(cough)* Nuts, Dirty Mike, Scuzzy Steve, and Generally Unclean Gary. People don't like to talk about Generally Unclean Gary. 😨

[@sarahjamesinasarah6423]

This is the greatest zombie story I’ve ever seen. Negan ain’t got nothing on these rocking fools.

[@rosol2064]

Never imagined I would hear the words “four loco enema” being spoken before but there you have it.

[@calebleach7988]

there are some truly perfect SCP's out there, perfect combinations of mystery, intrigue, and a touch of existential terror. this is not one of those SCP's

[@silverhawkscape2677]

No. Its one that is pure weirdness to the max.

[@davidvangerner7241]

@@silverhawkscape2677 dont you mean pure wierdness to the mad max

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

"Meet SCP - 3885 - 01" That sentence alone tells me that there is a lot to this. EDIT: Wow, I expected more from this anomaly based off the fact that this was the first one to have a - 01 designation before. I have seen - 1 designations, but not - 01, so I thought it would have at least ten other objects to it.

[@alw2839]

It does.

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

@@alw2839 What are they? The bikers?

[@alw2839]

@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 Gotta go to the Wiki, I don't remember.

[@mattstyles2498]

Not gonna lie this is the most bad ass thing I've ever heard

[@Ishtarru]

Good heavens your wordplay in this episode is fantastic.

[@bytgfdsw2]

“Boris like the animal he is” Haven’t heard a MIB 3 reference in a while, but I like it

[@braedenmclean5304]

Wait a second... green, likes to destroy and loot, hard to kill, can created vehicles with parts that would never work in any sense of reality...THEY ARE ORKS

[@AnimeFan9833]

Silly umie wez not orkz wez just silly lil zombie boyz, nuffin suspect goin on 'ere

[@markkiefer3243]

Zog off! Orkz is all about da fighten'...deez gitz didn't krump anyone!

[@magicquill1116]

After reading this they actually reminds me of the BOYZ

[@StephenDelRosario777]

>Green-skin undead life forms detected on alternate version of Holly Terra... May the Emperor account in all balance

[@latayantheazran]

Deyz not proppa orky, deyz not killy. Deyz diggaz

[@dragon_dude2115]

the boss is probably a reality warper who didn't have any friends so he revied some corpses at Vulture Gluch to be his buddies to ride motorcycles with and then died due to the radiation and explosive stuff. just my thoughts

[@9751matt]

Honesty with the hardcore, violent but otherwise benevolent vibe that inclines them not to kill innocents for no reasons, most of the time... ...that reality warper could be Dr. Clef during his more out of control years, long before his GOC, had a daughter, and Foundation years. Something he'd do on a drunk bet, a C-Rank anomaly of just some braindead zombies that usually won't kill.

[@tuskinraider5926]

@@9751matt Two words. Dr. Bright

[@9751matt]

@@tuskinraider5926 (sigh) Some SCP fans sometimes need to remind themselves that Dr. Bright isn't the answer to everything. Why and how would Dr. Bright do that? Not his expertise, not his wheel house, not something he can do off site since he's constantly monitored, etc, etc. The world doesn't revolve around Dr. Bright. Dr. Clef is basically Hellsing Alucard sans being a vampire and being some other demon easily able to stand in a room with Abel and 682 without worrying about dying, and Dr. Kondraki is a super clever survivor and SCP weaponizer..

[@tuskinraider5926]

@@9751matt I get what you mean, but I spoke in jest. And the why and how is what makes Dr. Bright Dr. Bright.

[@thewaterguy5741]

Man these guys are really good at arts and crafts

[@Cezarrior]

This script was phenomenal, great job on this one! :D

[@silverhawkscape2677]

This SCPs were infused with so much hardcore metal gear head into them that they basically came back to life by sheer hardcore alone.

[@lavvey_kuxx_porsche14]

"Forget the walking dead, these dudes are the riding dead" that one line that sorta made me laugh

[@Andrew-ch1fj]

"Cause these bad boys don´t care about filing - They only care about defiling" Whoever writes these, possesses a disturbing amount of awesome.

[@spideyawesome6498]

The kind of SCP you'd see in a post apocalypse movie

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

Mad Max anyone?

[@josethezombiewolf4454]

@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 yes

[@andrewvalentine6977]

Need more stories about this SCP. This would make a great live action series or adult cartoon.

[@fangchick93]

Heck yeah. I'd watch the heck out of this.

[@Micheal_Mayor7592]

I have a feeling that the boss is a cataloged SCP call SCP-3899 the night hauler, a fellow free riding SCP with a semi truck running on a "volcano” engine

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

I think I've also heard about that. I think I may have watched Dr. Bob's video on it.

[@icantthinkofagoodusername5564]

Good theory. I watched dr bobs video about it.

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

@@icantthinkofagoodusername5564 Oh, so that really was the rough rider I was thinking of. I also find it kind of weird that we commented within 3 minutes of each other.

[@Bluk34dewnxt3]

Missed opportunity to say, "Forget The Walking Dead, these dudes are The Rocking Dead."

[@jamesonweimann4720]

Gearheads can be bad enough they get worse when they become zombie gearheads

[@TheDeath7ofsb]

EXPLODING zombie gearheads I think they made it very clear in the video that the most dangerous thing about these punks is the random explosions that nobody is to blame for

[@Nikku4211]

At least they're not like the ones from Minecraft that say 'bruh'.

[@shadowsa2b]

This is hilarious just for how bonkers it is. Nice to see fun SCPs that arent all just dark and horrifying

[@GigaMuslim62]

“If you don’t move , your gonna be holding this wrench in your prison pocket , you get me ?!” 😂

[@Velociferon]

I love hearing hunter say polly poundtown in a serious tone

[@king_chip_15]

"Torqued up subwoofers." I'm dead

[@user-oc1sg5gx4r]

Imagine being someone and seeing zombie racing

[@Deadpoppedgeist]

Now this is Pod Racing

[@daliaam1110]

@@Deadpoppedgeist yea

[@longlivethesheet4561]

Imagine being anyone and seeing zombies racing

[@jedimindtrick3391]

Well, I am someone.

[@thewaterguy5741]

Yeah imagine being someone I am a toaster

[@WhiteGloveBuilder]

You just have to love these guys :D I mean... Mad Max style heavy metal zombies, just out there for chaos and new parts And of course just fixated on having fun and building their rides, intelligent enough to say "Hey, gives us some cars from time to time and we will behave" :D

[@unggoymuffin9163]

WOOOOOOO! This is the most metal scp I have read! Truly an SCP taking the live free or die to the max! Ride or die!

[@williamwilliams1255]

Ah my favorite narrator. He's the SCP version of Morgan Freeman imo

[@thiswillagenicely9702]

SCP-Explained normally when profanity comes up: "We want monetization!" SCP-Explained when introducing the boss: "Let's just redact his name! The fans won't care!"

[@nassiemartinez4399]

What is his name?

[@thiswillagenicely9702]

@@nassiemartinez4399 His name is Joey ████nuts.

[@desperado3236]

Numbnuts? What else works?

[@jacobleoogian]

​@@desperado3236f word nuts

[@tamado2148]

i also like how they dont try to kill anyone they just cause chaos thats a big mood ngl

[@Xman34washere]

This is absolutely the best SCP ever Mostly pacifistic zombie bikers that attack towns and cause chaos? I agree.

[@Nicky2414]

The Hells Angels ain't got sh#$ on these decaying metal heads.

[@craigtheopabinia3957]

As someone who lives in AZ I can say the most unrealistic part of this is people enjoying the evening summer breeze. It’s still over 100 degrees in the evenings lol

[@patrickprice5654]

So they are just mutant metal heads. Love it Absolutely love it

[@snakewhitcher4189]

All of Maricopa county has an anonomalous property. Every day there seems to last an eternity from late April to early October. It's why so many people go there at the end of their lives.

[@nouseformyname3788]

"four loco enema" gets me every time ;and sums this SCP up nicely...

[@spiritwolf3103]

So much lore and yet it feels like it isn't enough. To the people that make these vids, keep up the good work. You all do an amazing job.

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

Yeah, I feel like there should have been a bit more from when they specified that there was a - 01 designation in the SCP, because I had only seen SCPs with - 1 instances, so I thought there were going to be at least ten different things in this. Even then, I also feel like there should have been something about how other members think of the "boss," or something like that.

[@Le-sama]

When he said "10 lines of Colombian BAM BAM and an energy drink" i literally laughed out loud

[@EmeraldGodBoi]

The Guy who called the Gearheads some what Leader name Joey Nuts is a Saint.

[@sunshineflower2286]

"Sure as mechanics, they couldnt produce actual working vehicles worth a Damn" Did he just diss mechanics👀

[@cindyscrazy]

No, just bikers. Ever seen a 'rat' bike? I don't mean one that some magazine call a rat bike. I mean a true, dirty, "how is this thing actually running" rat bike. Bikers can get anything going. Whether or not it falls apart or explodes half a mile down the road is another story. Like the time I was on the back of my man's bike and my ass started getting hot. When we looked, there was a fire under the damn seat. Was fun. (not)

[@finalhunter6177]

More so saying "These zombies are awful mechanics".

[@genjiengaming5968]

Basically Mad Max SCP.

[@Sakura_Kudo]

With a bit of zombie in it.

[@DoomedPaladin]

Its Dr. Clef. He's The Boss. Nobody is more destructive in the possession of a vehicle.

[@pompshuffle562]

Honestly this wouldn't be the worst SCP to run into, sure they might "accidentally" burn down your house but at least they're not 682. Pretty chill compared to unimaginable horrors I would say.

[@EiferBrennan]

Been a while since I've been back to Vulture Gulch, gotta see my boys again. Dudes know how to party!

[@mememarie2040]

"Holding this in your prison pocket" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@asmariamoon]

"Unholy" by KISS? That's some amazing music choice for these knuckleheads.

[@ericposine1206]

This is legitimately the funniest scp I’ve ever seen. The wiki entry is hysterical

[@TheLooterArmy]

This is just what I needed to hear before starting my work week. Probably the funniest scp ever.

[@generaldurandal3568]

Next Twisted Metal game needs to have these guys as a playable character/clan/group.

[@rottenredhead6009]

Generally Unclean Gary, he's my favorite.

[@blainewood6326]

The Boss has to be Rob Zombie, and he shows up with Dragula playing.

[@JTawesome92]

This is definitely the most METAL anomaly in the Foundation Archives.

[@cindyscrazy]

Oh wow. I didn't realize my dad and his gang were SCPs. My dad's name was Crash. His friend Slob is still in touch. Trashy was another one I remember.

[@jakethereaper2060]

Generally Unclean Gary is now my favorite nickname for anything

[@The-Branch]

The amount of puns, metaphors, jokes, and similies in this video is astounding.

[@GildedSentinel]

This is what happens when necromancy introduces it's self to madmax characters and biker gangs.

[@priest719]

This is probably my favourite video on this channel.

[@ig70000]

I was already to get into the mood until you said “they were enjoying a nice summer breeze” no one in AZ enjoys a summer breeze it turns the frying pan into a convection oven

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

The boss has to be someone who answers these criteria: The coolest person to ever exist Not one to discourage chaos Related to vehicles probably I'm of course talking about the one and only TECHNOPLANE

[@TheCosmicFreeway]

Rumor has it, SCP 3885 we're bron in the most hardcore mosh pit

[@johngooglekonto408]

Cool vid my man

[@jraywagsii]

On this episode of scp explained out of context "There about to give this town a four Loco enema"

[@goreobsessed2308]

Lol I had no idea about these dudes 🤣 this has to be my favorite scp now

[@ashtiboy]

this scp is basically the much more evolved heavy metal dystopian post apocalyptic gear punk version of scp-008!

[@jamesonweimann4720]

Or maybe the scp version of mad max

[@vitorramos5457]

@ashtiboy You mean SCP-008?

[@strongholdthe5thstrongest556]

Agree

[@6PieCakes]

“Generally unclean Gary” seems like a pretty rad guy.

[@shaunlams8671]

These guys are like the ghoul version of the atom cats. Ya dig?

[@kiyanooshmohammadi6617]

Good and great video

[@LordofEmbers]

SCP: 049 walks into a biker bar and...well, enough said.

[@gabedecartago905]

My only hope is that someone on Bethesda watch this and we get some Gouls raiders in power armor in the next game

[@NitroCODM]

Nice vid.

[@SoupRoutine]

Just absolutely bewildered at the phrase "four Loko enema"

[@lordofthebombs]

Such a missed opportunity to call them “The Rocking Dead” instead of “The Riding Dead”

[@SCP--wc3wb]

I love Four Loco enemas.

[@taylorharrison2274]

The boss is absolutely Bruce Springsteen. Why he needed to create an army of totally rad undead bikers is anyone's guess, but I'm sure it's all completely valid

[@Majorskate]

This is one of the best scps I've ever seen

[@AlishaN-yh5nf]

Love all the puns in this clip! just to many to name! they were all grat love it. Rock on you zombie gear heads!

[@guilhermefaleiros4892]

As a lawyer, burning a court summons in a molotov cocktail is, at times, reasonable

[@crimsonnva2599]

I love this one. It sounds like something a teenager would come up with this

[@freshlypositive4768]

woah that was some top tier voice acting. you guys definitely should make a cartoon series

[@badbloodkiller3471]

4:23 "Steely Dan" God Damn I remembered another SCP with that name. X,D

[@lnariuss]

“You rock my world”

[@Trixedd]

What would happen if SCP-3885-01 meets SCP-173 if they can just crunch their neck back?

[@samael978]

This narrator saying "four loko enema" is something I never knew I needed

[@jinxjang5309]

Holy crap, your delivery is perfect.

[@stephenevans8306]

"A Four Loko Enema" ........... I found a new line to use, thanks SCP Explained.

[@Renkencen]

Imagine their "Boss" is the Scarlet King or Mekhane!

[@strongholdthe5thstrongest556]

If the boss was the Scarlet King he will be disappointed that he’s to these dead idiots.

[@9751matt]

This is such a C-class anomaly with violence yet no killing, it sounds like something Dr. Clef would do in his more out of control years, before the GOC, having a daughter, and joining the Foundation. Something he'd do on a drunk bet.