SCP-5543 │ Lost Reward │ Keter │ Biological/Transfiguration SCP

[@dreamonstardust]

@TheVolgun Ayyy, this is actually the SCP I wrote! Just wanted to say you were one of the inspirations for me finally sitting down and putting an SCP to writing! Thanks so much for making a video on it!

[@redwood34]

Absolutely peak SCP OP, the ending is amazing too! Great work :)

[@Sniper_4_Life]

Good work. Are you planning on writing more ?

[@dreamonstardust]

@@Sniper_4_Life Not particularly. I haven't really had any ideas kicking around tbh.

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

Nice job, I want your skip locked in a room with the Lizard

[@TheAbigailDee]

This is sick and twisted (so complimentary!)! Well done!

[@deathhog]

Amazing. Never seen an entry go from "okay yeah, we should put resources into stopping this just so that the anomalous isn't discovered" to "Here's a blank check. Secure. Contain. Protect. Failure is not an option."

[@atonedudeatsnotsubscribed8313]

Ok but how much money is needed to be equivalent to the entire human biomass of Wisconsin in weight

[@RainbowGod666]

​@@atonedudeatsnotsubscribed8313 look. Count how much Wisconsin "weighs" Assume every human ever is 75kgs, with a margin of error of 40 (which sounds stupid, until you realize that human biology is STUPIDER) Multiply the Wisconsin by the Human, then count how much a dollar bill costs. Multiply the bills by the weight of the humansconsin (in grams please), and then do that EVERY TIME for 1, 5, 10, 20, 50, and 100 dollar bills *_here is your answer. Its basically the "crap" from The Menu but in form of a comment but whatever i am the autism and can do this shit_*

[@monadoboiz9778]

Damn, what a hell of a wham line. "In the form of a missing child poster".

[@tarantaran533]

If you ever feel useless, just think about gps trackers the scp foundation use for anomalies. 😂

[@Downer333]

It's always some bullshit 😂

[@julianstone1192]

This is a wantonly cruel scp, I like it, not a destroyer of dimensions but something more messed up on a personal level

[@SeanNH94]

I thought wanton was a kind of soup

[@julianstone1192]

@ They served it to the D Class

[@ericlarrieu-let5757]

The text says the area of effect is increasing and beginning to pick human targets. It ain't an SCP unless the localized haunting escalates into world-wide doom!

[@Fisher_Films]

This article is really funny. Like, the writing I mean. There are intentional jokes here that fit so well. Particularly the “cage and all” joke. Perfect.

[@basimaziz]

9:22 "Nuts, we lost our test rats... Well they cost good money, can't just let it go to waste. May as well feed it to the D-class." Goodness, quite the thing to just casually drop. X) Oh crud... That ending... Yeah, that's gonna get real messed up if this SCP is allowed to continue.

[@lightninglj]

Why not feed it to 682?

[@basimaziz]

@@lightninglj Feed the rat meat to 682? Or feed the 5543-2 guy to 682?

[@julianstone1192]

Who else got an add for dog food with “genuine chicken meat”’before even watching the video?

[@TheGuardDuck]

​@@julianstone1192🤣

[@CasperTheRestless]

So wait, let me get this straight 1. You see a poster that says "Lost Pet" with a reward on it. The pet is your pet. 2. You think that your pet is SCP-5543-2's pet and bring the poster home and call the said number 3. You return the pet and get a cash reward 4. The cash reward turns into a mutilated mass of what was the pet in concordance to the mass of said reward money 5. If the reward money's mass is greater than the original pet, the remainder will be maid up of the closest similar biological matter.

[@Washeek]

+ The cash reward seems to be pretty high in weight typically. Kinda missing if it's supposed to be like in pennies or something. Cause paper money is cash and doesn't weigh much.

[@a.q.2330]

@@Washeek I think the weight of the reward is calculated based on the amount of currency, not the weight of the currency. 500 dollars equals 500 pounds or whatever americans would use in this case

[@Washeek]

@@a.q.2330 Funny that, asked the writer directly. It's supposed to be super high amounts in stupid denominations like pennies, coins etc. So it is the literal weight of the coins. Seems like the rewards for the child was probably crazy high.

[@theshuman100]

​@@Washeek i guess it makes sense for the weight to be in the value of the currency and not its weight. because an entire towns population is gonna be quite a big pile of money if its 1-1 in weight

[@Washeek]

@@theshuman100 Hehe... It's a missing human, the reward can go quite high. One American cent is 2.5 grams. A town of 5000 people with average weight of 80 kg is 400 metric tons. That's equal to 160 million cents. 100 cents to a dollar so 1.6 million dollars. Sounds quite plausible. It makes sense, but the author chose for it to not make sense. I would probably call it a small oversight.

[@birdyisblue]

>shows up >leaks classified information >chops up lab rats >leaves What a chad

[@mattylewin1684]

So lemme get this straight. This thing goes to your house as the “owner” of the lost pet. Takes said pet, gives reward for the effort. Then said reward turns into the insides of the lost animal!? WHAT KIND OF SICK SCP IS THIS!? What got me more was how the agent just literally caused information to be said in exchange for information on the rats. That is fucked. But man…kids too? Felt like Yule Man vibes

[@Jempai]

Almost. It makes you give over YOUR pet, thinking it belongs to the entity, and then brutally murders the pet.

[@QuintMorrison6]

It gives you the biological material equivalent to the reward, hence the large body count if the instance succeeded with the lost child poster.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

That’s first image is literally “chipi chipi chapa chapa dubi dubi daba daba “and I know for a fact that you understand this

[@AdrianGarcia-qh3fm]

Huh

[@christopherbennett7027]

?

[@projectarduino2295]

Of course.

[@mosshivenetwork117]

Chi Pa-Pa?

[@abysmaldaddy_8559]

I hear it in my nightmares…

[@orangeflavoredtoothpaste7420]

9:24 FUCKING WHAT?! Like I get D-Class get thrown into pan dimensional wood chippers on the hourly but feeding them rat guts is nuts.

[@MouldMadeMind]

Would cow guts be more acceptable?

[@orangeflavoredtoothpaste7420]

@@MouldMadeMind yeah cuz at least there is some precedent. It's one stepped removed from what's normally eaten.

[@goldenking2046]

I think someone has to consume a baby for the containment procedures of Deer God.

[@themadvirus613]

At least prepare the rat guts first, Some populations actually enjoy this.

[@MouldMadeMind]

@@PrestigeHobo vegan is when you are aware of abitrary nature of what meat is considered normal to eat. Just say that you hate thinking about this.

[@charlieinthe_box]

Listening to Dr. Miller pronouncing Midwestern names has got me giddy.

[@andyodels]

Me, too. I'm in Wisconsin.

[@kiriynachisano7083]

WISCONSINITES ASSEMBLE!

[@Lakefruit]

Wisconsin rep! Hearing his pronunciation was so fun 😆

[@TheLegacy_5]

Wisconsinites assemble!

[@blamb9977]

Chip-A-wah got me good xD

[@carto4028]

The real danger here is having the task force wake up at 4:30 every day.

[@lightninglj]

Earlier than that. If briefing is at 0430 then: Waking up would be at like 1:30am Formation/roll call/pt at like 2am Showers and gear up at 3/3:30 am Briefing at 0430 am Commence daily routines until dismissed for the day

[@IchiTheRazor]

Ya😊​@@lightninglj

[@carto4028]

@@lightninglj they better give me a time warping anomaly. I'm getting 8 hours of sleep in 3 hours

[@rookcapcoldblood2618]

I wake up at 3:45 more than half the week for work. Thankfully, I only work 4 days a week.

[@Stumpyboy]

I imagine they have rotations of guys for about every week.

[@danieldacorte8000]

I want to know what the USD to Rat matter conversion rate is.

[@birdjericho]

I was gonna say... unless he's paying in pennies. That would make more sense weight-wise.

[@jwalster9412]

Meanwhile, me who doesn't use cash "can we do the transaction in debit?"

[@zombieranger3410]

@@jwalster9412 Me handing you a single slice of rat meat to represent a pre-loaded debit card

[@Modica29435]

A single bill, of any denomination, weighs roughly 1 gram. A very rough average weight for pet rats is 500 grams. There are your numbers, the math is on you now.

[@jwalster9412]

@@Modica29435 how much reward would he give to have an entire site of test subjects disappear.

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

"I mean, this Keter classification seems a bit much, I mean, as long as they keep getting the notices first and take them down, just risking anim-" *Poster found with a missing child* "OH, THERE IT IS!!!"

[@theshuman100]

i guess its a keter because they have no means of predicting when and where the posters will show up

[@skelskeleton]

@@theshuman100 Plus the area of effect is constantly expanding

[@Pandalord345]

The keter classification just means that It isn't, or can't be, contained. If left alone its effect would act freely. With intervention it can be repeatedly suppressed but not contained in a meaningful way. Especially since the effects are becoming stronger, from pets to kids. And the area it can trigger is actively growing, becoming harder to suppress.

[@KibbyCreekwood]

I know you're not american, but usually i forget that because your accent is so good. But that pronunciation of "Chippewa" made my ears perk up so hard lmao

[@ryanpirosch3977]

I was like, I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING

[@jeffalcorn47]

That and he mispronounced 'progress' [as the noun when he meant the verb] three separate times.

[@WobblesandBean]

"Chip-PAY-wah"

[@antimuppet]

Sconnies unite!

[@maxwellrobin2327]

My Wisconsonite heart was broken

[@MrMementoMori]

The cat in the thumbnail looks super cute, even though this is a Keter class anomaly Edit: just realized the cat is not anomalous after re-watching the video again, but I just love cats

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

Well, the cat is normal. It's what might happen to the cat if you call the number that isn't.

[@KeeperProtector]

Defend it at all costs🫡

[@dreamonstardust]

The cat in the photo is actually my cat, Kiki! I used a pic of her in a mocked-up lost pet poster for the article.

[@Uptomyknees]

What a wonderful twist at the ending! A great, classic Twilight Zone-y SCP.

[@Ninja1Ninja2]

its keter because it knows everything about the person who lets greed consume them, so trying to have scp staff investigate it means all the foundation info can leak,

[@GingerSloth327]

Truly, and the best kind of twist cause you can see it coming but not exactly. My prediction was that it would taunt the foundation by referring to a D-class as a pet. Im glad that it's more focused on being cruel though, that's way spookier.

[@jugernaut246]

I like this one a lot. Its got series 1 energy in a good way.

[@ThePickelSurprise]

lol offhandedly mentioning that they're feeding the rat sludge to d class is classic series 1. Must casually abuse d class at every opportunity.

[@j_g9109]

I know exactly what you mean lol! Some Series 1 articles (and this one) kinda remind me of the Twilight Zone episodes that have no deeper meaning beyond “hey, wouldn’t this be f-d up?” I like it, and I hate it, in a good way. Hard to explain…

[@xyklapse]

0:25 object class: kitten

[@nightofstorms8292]

That class is actually reserved for your mother

[@xyklapse]

@@nightofstorms8292 d'aww! yours too!

[@skitstoevel]

Hearing you butcher chippewa falls makes me both simultaneously really happy and really sad, I’m heading into chippewa today and I will 100% be telling my buddies abt this lmao

[@PeppySweetheart]

What a very unique threat. I didn’t expect the transmutation to become such a lynchpin of the file at the end. Excellent addition to the foundation logs

[@crazyeyeswafflez]

I love the ending of this. That closing statement, making it clear that the possible 'targets' are a lot more wide ranged. Making it abundantly clear beyond an information breach why this is a Keter

[@kenpanderz]

"and what did it cost?" "all the meat in Wisconsin"

[@michiganmafia]

This would never work on me man, my love for my kitties and doggies overpowers any other force

[@MoiraWillenov]

Same. :D

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

That's probably what attracts it and what it's feeding off of, since it clearly isn't eating the meat.

[@MouldMadeMind]

If you love them, wouldn't you want to give them to their rightful owner?

[@pinkCEO]

Ah but that's what makes it frightening-it doesn't. 😂

[@julianstone1192]

@@michiganmafia That’s exactly how the cognitohazard will get you I’m sure, it will twist that love against you, that’s why it’s so cruel

[@noahegler9131]

A bit annoyed that you showed a picture of a guinea pig instead of a pet rat, but it still makes sense given the situation. Cavies might have made more sense in this instance given that they have lower physical care requirements but do need social stimulation; the agents probably trigger the event by loving on their new pet, and a single cavy needs a lot of attention to make it not want to give up on life.

[@Violettheconfuzzled5766]

BABE WAKE UP NEW VOLGUN VIDEO JUST DROPPED!!!!

[@darkendgeek5249]

This comment goes perfect with your profile picture lol

[@172louis]

alright, alright! I'm awake and watching it now. 😂

[@joshreid1316]

HELL YEAH BABE!!! I BROUGHT THE NESTICS!!!

[@Sierra097]

I'm confused by the conversation rate. "Mass equivalent of the currency" But it killed all the rats at the site? So was the reward money was tens of kg in pennies?

[@redwood34]

I thought that too! But maybe it means that the mass of the "rewards" mirror the numerical amount in dollars. Like if the reward was $20.99 then you'd get 2,099 lbs of organic material sort of thing?

[@Pandalord345]

Right? Like $100 in 1's wouldn't weigh much more than a rat or two I should think!

[@ethantaylor9613]

Short, sweet, fucked up, and doesn’t involve the end of the world or the meta-narrative. 🤙

[@ponponpatapon9670]

obligatory Volgun fan "I HATE APOLLYONS AND PATAPHYSICS!!!" comment

[@ethantaylor9613]

@@ponponpatapon9670 it’s never incorrect

[@tezla1530]

there's many simple modern SCPs but people usually like to specifically look for the overcomplicated ones for some reason

[@maximusseanathon9615]

Another Volgun drop, hell yeah!

[@Valsorayu]

Congrats on 1 Million subs! It's weird, almost feels like I just forgot about you existing for 4 months.

[@Testbug-dy6tj]

The pic of the gas grenade was cool.

[@Stumpyboy]

What always scares me is sitting here and thinking "What does 5543 get out of this?" Not knowing that and being left out of the loop of its overarching goal is the scary part.

[@ChillyWing]

Always enjoy my Sunday afternoon SCP reading. Helps me get through the week

[@ElHombreGato]

Imyso happy you've found success doing these videos. No one could do them like you. You've got the perfect voice and understanding of how the style of these videos should look and feel. Again I'm very happy you've found a niche that you greatly excel at. Keep up the excellent work Dr.Miller

[@NoTime2Explain676]

Nothing has ever thrown me for a loop more than listening to this at work and hearing that the first instance of this SCP was in the next town over from me

[@theoverlordbear]

This is my first Volgun video. A new friend I made introduced me to this channel. And I started with this video because cat. And even though I don't have much brain power to fully process the words being said here at the moment, the clinical voice makes me feel like I can manage to do that full processing eventually.

[@malanok]

Love this, creepy in its own way and that last bit was the perfect way to finish it.

[@LadyAKA]

Uhm extra curriculars for creeping the cast. Love this format ngl. Such a brilliant presentation.

[@MadderR3d]

Sounds like it came straight out of the early days. Love it.

[@xiro8001]

Saved it for just now

[@Alpha-00-01]

Love the little Jack o lantern and Halloween decorations The Foundation has some holiday spirit

[@WobblesandBean]

9:30 The SCP cafeteria meat loaf special!

[@EchoL0C0]

⁠ So, Madison, Wisconsin has a population of about 269840 (2020 estimate). According to a 2006 study by NHANES, the average American weighs about 153 pounds. In total, thats 269840*153 pounds or 41,285,520 pounds. An average penny weighs about 0.08818 ounces. Dividing 41285520 pounds by 0.08818 ounces gives us about 7,491,135,404. Converting pennies into dollars results in 74,911,354.04 dollars. According to NPR, the statistical value of a human life is about 1 to 10 million dollars, so it seems like this is within a factor of ten, which is actually pretty good when you're estimating such large and hard to define quantities. Plus, they might have used heavier coins like quarters or silver dollars, which would have lowered the reward money amount. Good SCP.

[@kristjanpeil.bsky.social]

The missing child poster at the end has a cool dark subtext: that there's a not insignificant percentage of human parents psychologically not distinguishing between a pet and a child. That's how 5543 targets them...

[@DynamoTheGamma]

This is gonna be a fucked up one, isn't it?

[@monochrome.f3ar403]

I thought it was a pretty harmless scp till the end. Thats utterly terrifying.

[@What-is-a-handle-is-it-a-tag]

2:57 "chip- pay- wuh- falls" "No, its Chip eh wah falls."

[@hatfu8845]

Congratulation Dr Miller. You got shouted out by the creeps

[@SouthernSultan阿力]

I have to admit im starting really like these creations

[@Niac022]

I wish I had known what this was before going into it. Been missing my dead service animal, and best boy Chandler when I turned this on. And for those of you who wonder if I watched to the end. I did, because once the proverbial cat was out of the bag about the missing posters if I had stopped my imagination would have run wild trying to guess what happened next and would have come up with all sorts of horrid scenarios. Sometimes when you've past a certain point the best way is unfortunately through as, knowing the full thing it will be easier for me to not think on it further and move on. At least I was able to warn some of my more sensitive friends away before they started watching it.

[@SNC-88]

First time ive heard someone call chippewa chiPAYwa

[@Robot-Overlord]

Keter class - SCP writer When

[@dimitardimov9290]

Amazing SCP! it covers all the bases for me.

[@InYourWallsAndSink]

Love the videos. fantastic work

[@Wynadorn]

Holy shit that ending

[@Lambda3141]

Oh no, what if we see a "missing pet" for an SCP-2875-A instance?!? Those bears appear in Wisconsin...

[@ZTPhotoBo]

Whew! That last addendum was a spooky one!

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

Wow, this one is really cruel. Wouldn't mind the GOC dealing with it, honestly. Perhaps 5543-2 could be neutralized during an event?

[@jwalster9412]

Assuming that 'he' is the anomaly, and there isn't something greater that would catch onto them attacking it, and fight back.

[@zombieranger3410]

Me dropping a cage with 4 SRAs on each corner on him to prevent demanifestation, then subsequently showing 5543-2 a "lost person" poster of himself. He'll have no choice but to turn himself in to himself and pay himself with his own flesh.

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

​@@jwalster9412 That's why we let the GOC try

[@solkoroads7337]

Popping in to ask if there will be any longer videos in the future like 30+ min content or do you plan on sticking with shorter videos.

[@bigsturgeon4898]

I nearly jumped out of my seat when I heard Chippewa Falls. Never thought I’d hear an article literally hit close to home!

[@AroundTheBlockAgain]

Oh yeah, this is gonna be my favorite Keter concept in a WHILE

[@cjthebeesknees]

Petition to change common street name of “Money” to *Moolah* All in favor, Aye.

[@estelle5798]

My cat is so precious to me amd this is truly a nightmare scenario. Really cool SCP concept nonetheless!

[@TheAbigailDee]

This is DEMENTED! This is UPSETTING! This is NAUSEATING! This may be a NEW ALL TIME FAVOURITE!

[@johncrawley7667]

You should give SCP 3557 a read whenever you get a chance, if you haven't already. It's an interesting entry of a supposed CK-class restructuring scenario that tripped all the Foundation's sensors, but the changes couldn't be determined

[@ajmeyers5661]

Happy Halloween to Dr Millar and all the staff at site REDACTED

[@aidenbones]

That ending was a gut punch

[@robertbennett2796]

Even though I’m subscribed it didn’t come to my notification and I have it on all videos to get notified

[@LucyTgirly]

NEW VOLGUN VIDEO LESSGOOOOOOOOOOOO🎉🎉🎉

[@ScarlettDeLion]

Its just an overflow of alcohol from the Leinies brewery that caused the instance 😂

[@henryburby6077]

Confused around 5:03. Money doesn't have much mass. How will the mass of the reward exceed that of the target?

[@xanderguyer7512]

It said that currency will just appear in someone's house, if it's too much for SCP-2 to carry. So, I imagine they're being paid in ludicrous duffle bags of $1 bills.

[@Washeek]

@@xanderguyer7512 Thought it would be the metal currency to make the weight so big. Still ludicrous bags may be involved 🙂

[@WeirdoGeek]

So, to get the one part of this I'm having a little trouble with straight: If the situation is a chihuahua with a reward of $1000, I can expect that reward to turn into 1000 pounds of dog?

[@necrowondo]

i dont think the currency conversion is clear, but i think should to be at the very least more biological material than what the animal (or person) would be, since it seems the event tends to get other random victims to pay for the conversion maybe it has to be with the "value" of the thing being taken? maybe if the chihuahua was bought for 200$, you get 5 times that mass to make up the 1000$

[@cortesacrawford]

I think it's supposed to be the physical weight of the money you get equivalent in biological material. But it's a bit unclear. The poster in the article is a lost cat for $7500, which is like 16lbs in $1 bills but .16lbs in $100 bills. The article needs some more details about the makeup of the currency. It needs a line about 5543-2 paying in $1 coins made of gold or something. Out of curiosity I did some math of the last addendum. To take out Madison, Wisconsin. The SCP had to offer around 22.2 billion dollars in $1 bills for the child.

[@jwalster9412]

Doesn't it convert the matter to the physical weight of the money? I'm so confused by half of this.

[@WeirdoGeek]

Well, there's that part about with the incident that took all the rats in the facility. That's why I think it's $1 = 1 pound.

[@carto4028]

Yeah I don't get it either. Currency doesn't weigh a lot but a lot of meat is being teleported.

[@ObsoleteTechnologies]

From WI- We pronounce it, "Chip-a-wa"=Chippewa

[@why5482]

Are we not going to talk about the D Class eating the lab rat remains?

[@Washeek]

No!

[@spiritbomber9359]

New Volgun vid let's go

[@chrisgenson2278]

Phi-Do! Good one.

[@Flusap]

DANE COUNTY WISCONSIN MENTIONED!!!

[@DudeManDude-ot5fv]

Is there any lore on how the SCP foundation secured funds? I would imagine they use certain SCPs to do this.

[@jwalster9412]

Some writers seem to assume the foundation is on an infinite budget and has observed levels of technology, (let's say enough of both the kill literally invincible 6th dimensional beings) others assume they are on a shoestring budget and barely are able to contain half of their anomalies, let alone ones that could do significant damage. I don't think there's really and definitely for how much funds the scp foundation has but I guess you could assume that some areas are extremely over funded and others are not so much.

[@carto4028]

I'm not really sure how they get their money. The foundation is so large it's more like a global nation hiding within actual nations. The foundation demands complete autonomy as no nation would/could ever spur them. I imagine that allows a lot of leverage for economics.

[@TheRoachMan21]

2:58 THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM

[@wills2254]

Hello fellow cheese gremlin. Isn't it fun listening to non wisconsinites try and pronounce our towns😂

[@TheRoachMan21]

@@wills2254 yeah lol I was gonna say, that didn't sound quite right

[@DuckStuffer]

Southern WI here 👍

[@mathewhex7045]

Ohhh wow what a menacing scp. What a cute mischievous little man. I'm at the b3ggining I'm sure this thing strings things up by their entrails or something but it's cute for now

[@S0ulGh0st]

Feeding the D-Classes with thst stuff is yet another creative cold shit the Foundation has come up with

[@Rick586]

My headcanon is that the anomaly doesn't kill the target and that the biological material is cloned flesh. The anomaly abducts the target because it believes that if the owner can be tricked by the poster, then they don't love the target enough to deserve to keep it. Thus the anomally believes that the owner would be just as satisfied with possessing a pile of meat as they would with possessing the target, so the anomally makes this exchange and then takes good care of the target for the remainder of the target's natural lifespan.

[@necrowondo]

the problem is that the reward mass does not neccesarily match the target, and will make up for it with similar living beings in the area, so why should anybody else be punished if its only the original owner's fault?

[@Rick586]

@@necrowondo If it's all cloned material, no animals are actually being injured at any point in this process (according to my theory at least). Plus, the whole selection of targets is based on the arbitrary judgment of the anomaly. Its motivations and reasoning are fundamentally unknowable, so whether or not the owners genuinely love their pets may have no bearing on whether or not they get selected. It's all up to whatever way the anomaly perceives them and their thoughts &/or actions. Therein lies the horror: this could happen to anyone. Edit: As for why other animal's biological material might make up the difference in mass for the payment, it might just be a limitation of whatever process the anomaly uses to clone the material. Maybe it just can't duplicate more matter than the target has for whatever reason.

[@jwalster9412]

But doesn't the last instance at the end imply that he would have to take care of a crazy amount of human instances?

[@Rick586]

@@jwalster9412 Yes. Maybe it sees children as pets?

[@carto4028]

It's a little bit of a stretch. But it explains why flesh is given as currency.

[@zombieranger3410]

Its either that the lab rat was involved with another SCP at some point or the entity just knows who is watching him and is going to do a massive troll by revealing hyper-classified information. I can only imagine the shocked faces of the scientists watching the footage, similar to Charlie and Pim watching the talk show on TV.

[@joeyjojojrshabadoo7462]

It sounds like one of those old messed up fairy tales where the moral is you're supposed to refuse to accept the reward money or your "greed" transforms you into a horrific monstrosity.

[@kanadakid147]

Object class... Cat-ter.

[@derrickross4867]

Thank you Volgun! Was getting bored.

[@AdelhardtDreguth]

Haven't seen your channel in over a year....I missed your videos

[@commonviewer2488]

I was waiting for the moment it turned sinister

[@bryorleach6813]

as someone who lives near Chippewa your pronunciation broke me

[@blackmonish]

Holy shit... I figured that D-Class were just given canned spinach or something... I didn't know that they were living 40K up in there...

[@kyetes.866]

Dang I’ve never caught a video this early

[@starmanexe7721]

"What are we gonna do with all this mulched rat meat? *free burgers day at the cafeteria*

[@Zulu-Group-14]

They should turn that procedure where you can turn your dead cat into a drone a scp

[@NightDawnDusk]

The cat is cursed and Peter 😢

[@RainbowGod666]

TIME FOR VOLGUN Also uh dr sherman has been getting into Shenanigans recently can you uuuuh do something about that Edit: said shenanigans involve screaming trees and becoming a void horror of the "how much did i fucking DRINK last night???" Kind

[@JulianFigueroa-k2v]

I'm just wondering, with the amount of scps, how many foundation members you think they're are? I'll say around 5-7million. What do you think?

[@Washeek]

It's obviously 5.7 million or in other words... Denmark.

[@TrixieTheGreat]

Description is a bit unclear. Is it direct USD to pound conversion? How much was the reward and how does it vary?

[@Stormerbuzz]

Not me wondering how a Missing Pet poster could be keter until the last incident with the missing child poster

[@friendofmine-k5f]

Whoooohooo! I rolled the likes to 600! Something strangely that I have done before! Gotta love it!🖤🧡🖤