I was not prepared for this.

where can i get one

killing a guy via supernatural means for refusing to help with documentation over an SCP, then bringing him back in someone elses body and threatening to do it again, is pretty fucking metal

I onow they work people to death but wtf?😅

999 looks like chocolate in. This lighting

this is just average Nokotan activity

When it said it was keter I thought it was gonna possess people or something or have a One Ring like effect.

You smell very delicious, but I will not bite you. (Honest.)

Worm, by Wildbow, but somehow not as awful.

Well, I guess that last guy just really needed cleasning. In more than one way hopefully.

You’re such a sweet potat

17:21 Said Serbia instead of Siberia. Literally unwatchable.

Ah, yes, reinforced steel containment cell but a glass window into an unsealed area and a timer before lockdown closes doors. You could maybe do with a little less convenient writing there, it feels pretty lazy for *the SCP Foundation* to have such lax security procedures.

I was listening to the guy from FireMonkeyForge... and somehow this got mixed into his playlist. Lol

MASLOW’S MOTIVATORS good god

Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan?

Heyo! I’ve been asking for “What happened to Site-13?” For two years now! I’m officially giving it up. Even though my suggestion is still the most voted for video idea, it’s become clear that Vol Boy doesn’t feel like doing it. So whatevs, win some - lose some.

Glorious. The only possible improvement would be fixing the scansion in that one part to something like: "Five broken ribs, four collarbones, three chipped teeth, two blackened eyes and a painfully twisted left knee."

A delicious cup of cup

If the statistic about the US Roads at the end is true this is a very witty way of paying respects to the disappeared..

SCP tricks humans into replenishing the oceans' fish population. Nice.

Isn’t and never was

We need Dr Cleff's help on this one ngl

it's kind of sad how derivative it is of Machine For Pigs.

I get the sense that a lot of the confusion about this SCP stems (heh) from missing the wordplay that ties it all together. pit 1 of 4 noun (1) 1 a(1): a hole, shaft, or cavity in the ground b: an area often sunken or depressed below the adjacent floor area: such as (2): a space at the front of a theater for the *orchestra* 2 b: a place or situation of futility, misery, or degradation pit 3 of 4 noun (2): the stone of a drupaceous fruit pit 4 of 4 verb (2) pitted; pitting transitive verb : to remove the pit from (a fruit)

Been having those feelings since I was 4 years old..... 😐 Maybe I'm 965 and I just haven't reached the point where I start living in Windows and want to spread my life long dread......

on the first few minutes of the video and it REALLY reminds me of the "no through road" videos with being transported backwards

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the way i interpret this is that the universe is alive and breaking thermodynamics / obtaining free energy provokes an immune response

It is September 8th, and it is past 4:00 a.m. it's amazing that this video popped up in my feed right at this time.

SCP-055 is what happens when you vigorously study for a test and forget everything on the day the test comes…

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Maybe its just on my end, but the audio skips drive me absolutely batty

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I'm just thinking Alien Airtags

As much as I like this SCP, I wish the writers would find a different way to convey information than journal entries. It's like everyone in the anomalous world always have diaries on hand.

Me, a wildlife photographer in Appalachia, listening to this the night before I head out for a new trail for photography: ah yes, perfect.

The lost Phaistos Disc

Volgun should make more responsible choices as curator. A lot of these entries don't deserve replatforming. Let them rot in their shitty little containment wiki like the murder torture fanfic so many of them clearly are.

So cool. I was enraptured by this story and its eerie implications from start to finish!

"Before we begin, I must warn you... Nothing here is vegetarian." - Dr. Hannibal Lecter

so the scarlet king is not an entity per say, its an anomalous idea that manifest once enough people in that reality start worshipping it?

im *pants and huffs* im the the D: im :( im the the tunnel

Snap. Crackle. Pop.

A machine for pigs.

They wouldn't upgrade it from Mewclid to Catter.

I like how it's equally ominous and funny :D

Eh cringe.

I love how you can hear the guy trying not to crack up when he says “these leaves can grow up to three feet long”

The "Rank Ass Stank" part during the violet test still makes me laugh to this day.