SCP-582 | A Bundle of Stories (SCP Orientation)

[@tacobelly7997]

That moment when you realize how much Mark Zuckerberg looks like HP Lovecraft...

[@chaosreigns7386]

Please don't insult the sprit of HP Lovecraft...

[@FernandoSegovia701]

@@chaosreigns7386 Great writer, not that great of a person.

[@DDC-kx5vo]

@@chaosreigns7386 bros cat is immaculate

[@xenon8927]

I’m really starting to question why they have an image of the O5 council where the O5s are ponies

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

Ah yes, SCP-582: Slender man is *NOT* scp object!

[@eustaceephraim]

Maybe, Slenderman could become scp 582🤔

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

@@eustaceephraim it can only happen if someone write it

[@CheshireCatNY]

HOLD UP….at 00:45….are there friggin unicorns from MLP on the O5 council??

[@TheMightyCookieShow]

Im in the middle of an scp trilogy, with the first part now out. 582 as it turns out, is the main topic of action in part 3.

[@isaacw8055]

Ok I've been gobbling up as much scp vids/stories as I can. Where does this info and all this lore come from? Also your vids are awesome!!!

[@margathapai4010]

The scp wiki. Anyone can contribute to it

[@TheMightyCookieShow]

I am currently in production on a new SCP film titled SCP: KETER in which, 582 does get a shout out at one point in the story.

[@drakedarkest1627]

No idea how I came by this information, but I might as well write this before taking the amnestic. SCP 582 seems to draw it's powe from the sleeping god known as (expunged). However this seem like it was not intentional and became so due to humans feeding fears into said entity. If current protocol is executed correctly for long enough, SCP 582 might actually be terminated. However, I would like to test SCP 582 on SCP that can't read, write or speak. Perhaps we can terminate one that's being investigated for termination. Dr. (Redacted)

[@tonyoliver4920]

Security memetic: yel”oW is a Prime collar HastoR is {data expunged}

[@JamesCPotter13]

Ah, SCP-582 is a Tulpa...that makes a LOT OF SENSE.

[@johnturner7952]

Dr. Bright is not allowed to write a SCP-582 account in order to deal with junior staff members who get on his nerves.

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

SCP - 582 has convinced Nintendo to have a bug based fire type starter pokemon for the Gen 10 games. And now we wait.

[@Thomas.Wright]

Manifestation Alpha: CANDLE JACK...!!!

[@aaronwilder2775]

Couldn't someone just write that all instances, or 582 itself, formed into a containable entity? I mean they did it with one manifestation, just write that all the parts that make it up began to merge and formed a book or something

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

The perfect containment plan

[@darkmyro]

there are ponies on the 05 council …. that explains a lot actually

[@jamesdanke8596]

100 hundred sips to 682

[@williamturner6192]

So, another one for the Antarctica Box.

[@randomnessrules4971]

Even the article admits it's a rip-off of Nyarlathotep. What if you write "One day, SCP-582 decided to never appear in any other stories"?

[@Kazuma11290]

Better name: Love Crafting Memes

[@theefriend]

So if you can write a narrative involving SCP 582, would it be possible for a foundation member to write on where (possibly a new form of) SCP 582 became an ally to the foundation? Or better yet write in its cannon something like: _"[SCP 582] will not act on any actions detailed in any narratives written from [date they write this on] and onwards indefinitely unless approved by all O5 members in a matter similar to testing approval."_ With this wouldn't SCP 582, therefore, be neutralized because then the O5s just have to deny all future actions and it will be left motionless? or am I missing something?

[@charlievalentine2220]

This was a cool scp if love to write about it but at same time im not looking to hurt anyone so better just leave it be lol

[@JTBear37]

manifestation Beta is Trogdor the Burninator!

[@blackgard3253]

cool

[@CarsonZXY]

Pataphysical anomalies always give me an existential crisis because like... take this comment. I am writing this comment of my own volition, I am transcribing my thoughts to this comment section. In an hour, I'll remember writing this... and I'll realize I always wrote this comment at 1054 23 March 2022. Why did I make that typo if I'm in control of my actions? Did I make a typo? Could I have ever done the thing right? How about all the times I decided to work on something I was passionate about but wound up staring at the wall? Pataphysical anomalies, at the very least, seem to describe in metaphor the experience of chronic depression. I wanted to work on the video game I've been making for 4 years now, but whoever is writing the book titled Araminta Uchenna didn't see fit to write my work into the narrative, so I'll spend today screaming at my body to get the fuck up, pour a cup of coffee, and do some sprite work while I continue to lie in bed and either sleep or replay a Final Fantasy game. It feels like the nature of chemical interactions and thermodynamics makes it so that all I can do is discover a narrative that has already been written. How is that any different than a fictional character? When I write, I may feel my characters thoughts as I imagine various scenarios, but the characters aren't actually deciding anything, they're just discovering a narrative that I wrote beforehand. How am I any different? How did I know that I'm not a consciousness that is only capable of perceiving my life as it unfolds?

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

Better question: Does answering that question really matter? I mean, everything is kind of just as real as it was beforehand, at least in the way we perceive it (unless there's some type of ascension thing, in which case we'll just have to hope that we each get our own Matrix-like narrative). Everything about our lives have always affected us in specific ways, and being a book isn't going to change that. I still have a need to read/listen to stories even if they're my own, and you want to write your own story; us being "fiction" isn't going to change that. Also, if you would like, I have a suggestion. Depending on what your story is about, I kind of want a story that has coming back from the dead to be sort of common place and just a normal thing. Plus also, don't worry so much about whether or not you did it first, and instead focus on doing it well. Sure, have your own ideas, but you can take something basic and put it in a new direction.

[@serenitysnetsinger6387]

Brain hurts 🤕

[@CarsonZXY]

@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 It's a philosophical question, it's not supposed to have a right or relevant answer. You ask because pondering the question is the "fun" part. Whether I am real or fictional us about as relevant as whether the matrix hypothesis is correct. It doesn't matter to anyone but it provides something fun to ponder.

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

@@CarsonZXY Oh, I thought you were being serious.

[@CarsonZXY]

@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 it is a serious question, meant for pondering, not for answering.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

100 more to go…

[@nutscooc3305]

Je suis ok e 2pt like

[@Ektalon]

That is so not how to pronounce “cumulative”.

[@noeltorres9175]

Us it to make anime

[@noelhutchins7366]

Why aren't nations proud of their native peoples' opinions', it's like a tarot reading, having the dictate of native nation's 'go-for-it' signed-off; it's like a, non-kill-it-all conservative-opposed God-says-'stop' partition, where you should backtrack onto your sacred-urban-blight and do ugly-shit back where you started, on previously-scarred-sacred-places that haven't been fully exploited since historically fucked way-back-when. I say it here but really just copy paste and credit (n): they gotta be political parties.

[@Bowinudown]

First

[@dr.shadow_reaper]

Slendermen?

[@Платон-в6в]

It not SCP-Object, it creepypasta!