SCP: The Multiplayer Diaries

SCP Secret Laboratories, a story of brotherhood.
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[@TheUnluckyEverydude]

The little laugh that lawlman does when he realizes he has 10 full minutes to spew bullshit on the intercom is just classic.

[@etmon.]

why does this comment have no replies

[@michaelawesome1864]

@@etmon. I mean it's pretty cut and dry, brother!

[@rolland890]

@@michaelawesome1864 yes pretty cut and dry brother

[@shanesworld9865]

Pretty cut and dry brother

[@somedude9828]

1:47

[@Alignn]

"Does anyone else realize I can do this for six hundred seconds? That's ten minutes!" And that's when I knew it would be a great video.

[@philliparnesen4493]

That moment when he interrupted his own shout of "CHAOS" to say that, I knew I was hooked. I knew I had to watch the whole video no matter what. Have rewatched multiple times, showed to friends, and downloaded game.

[@deathrangerrk9359]

@MrWyatt145 I never thought of it that way

[@user-uw8oc7lf7i]

getting some handsome jack vibes here

[@janesmith1840]

CHAOS

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

Никита Победович Yes. Handsome Jack All The Way!

[@thesharkcatbros5325]

Scientist starts blinking. *HE’S FLICKERING THE LIGHTS!*

[@h0verman]

nosferatu!

[@williamtate843]

@Raul Palacios wow dude calm the fuck down

[@JohnJohnson-ev9qn]

Imagine being so insecure you have to insult people on the internet to boost your ego

[@telebread1416]

@Raul Palacios Woah salty boi calm down.

[@Mecha_Hitler]

The worst part is the fact that you guys all fell for his bait

[@saprophycs950]

"You think you're real clever don't you statue?" Lawlman is such a treasure

[@illuminate8979]

I can just imagine him with a cigar in his hand with a lmg in the other full on ready for a showdo2

[@flamingrubys11]

Tbh he has a certain gravigas in his voice to (gravigas is another way of saying power) hes def someone ide follow

[@caseyhudson4929]

@@flamingrubys11 You mean gravitas. Gravigas is not a word.

[@flamingrubys11]

@@caseyhudson4929 ye thats what i meant i was having a brain fart at the time of writing that

[@commanderkei9537]

@@flamingrubys11 also gravitas is not another way of saying power....

[@Atomicrow]

The death of mrlawlman1 legit belongs in SCP Containment Breach. Imagine hearing someone talking into the intercom because they're scared and alone and then after sharing their story you hear them get brutally murdered by an SCP while the intercom is still on.

[@IandRsLoveChild]

no, the computer doesn't have access to the PA system. It can open and close doors and trigger the electric field and that's it.

[@Spartan4426]

Better yet:Someone doing the vocal version of a shit-post during the SCP’s outbreak, all recorded for future reference

[@cloudysebas]

Тихон Ошкуев He was chaos insurgency.

[@cammie5000]

The "Old AI" is SCP-079.

[@CiderBearUntier]

Yeah I'm taking my words back I haven't played the game yet at that moment

[@skootski7569]

*loses one guy* “How many did we lose?” “To many!”

[@mohammadqasimawais9155]

They lost 3 men

[@skootski7569]

AWESOME MAN i was talking about the class D

[@megabomb808]

The life of a brother is an equal amount to that of 1 million O5 council members

[@Delta-zz7cm]

Continuation: Alll of them.... :,(

[@Maximaker02]

I thought they lost like four or five guys

[@Achiles5th]

Intercom: "Hello there scientists, this is Nine Tailed Fox and were telling you that were about to come down there and get down on it......." *slowly fading in* ♪Get down on it,....Get down on it...♬

[@thedorgon9682]

Monark Roy oh... I thought he said Nigel Barks

[@philliparnesen4493]

I knew he said Nine Tailed but I always heard Nigel Fox. But that whole scene fucking killed me.

[@kursk_kuku141]

Anyone wanted to dance to “Get Down on It” while the song played?

[@michaelvincentgunawan5165]

When was that?

[@GreyMatterInc_]

YoungGuardianShard 5:38

[@j3omega]

9:22 *mrlawlman1 makes a promise* 10:19 *mrlawlman1 keeps his promise*

[@vaultlife7110]

(gun fire ) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@moose8332]

Vault Life America mp.3

[@KaiserSquirrelz]

Best part in the video hands down.

[@HonkHonkler]

True lol

[@unknownsoldier4156]

"HOW MANY DID WE LOSE!?" "Too many!" "L-long hallways here brothers-"

[@asmallrock2778]

4:15 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS HIS SHADOW FOR A SECOND

[@cninh4574]

A Small Rock a better shot than you could expect in a horror film, tbh

[@The4j1123]

6:25 "I don't think rescue is coming..." lmao. The whole scene where the class D personnel reacted to the sound of 173's kill is easily my favorite scene in this whole video, and that is saying something since this whole video is a treasure.

[@SadFace201]

These scenes are honestly cinematic quality. It could totally be a horror movie. Personal favorite is @11:15 "I'm getting on the radio; Somebody come here, please." *neck snaps*

[@idontexist1184]

SadFace Could... we get that movie? I would actually love to see that movie.

[@bagelhunter3856]

yeah that was epic

[@wainscoting7016]

Whenever Bed plays the monster in a game you can sense genuine fear in everyone else. Too good.

[@kylepessell1350]

From what I see here it is because he becomes fully focused on the mission. No banter and noise at all. It is hard to make a joke out of a silent killing machine.

[@misteriousgamr41]

He exudes such chaotic presense

[@Niko-gt3hr]

Whenever Bed is a creature that has to kill everyone, he does an excellent job at making it scary.

[@Sam-jj5bj]

Agreed

[@Alex-iq2oz]

he's excellent at being menacing

[@SgtShakenBake]

Niko bed would make a good horror movie villain

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

Reminds me of Tomato and Seananner's playstyle in G-Mod Murder and The Hidden.

[@kjartanventer7697]

I feel like bed has a monster inside him. He is makes the best villain in every fucking game.

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

3 years later, and Lawlman’s entire declaration of “I’m going to tell you something none of these other commanders can tell you: YOU’RE DEEEEAD! YOU’RE GONNA’ DIE, BY MY HANDS!” is still one of my favorite lines ever spoken, and lives rent free in my head.

[@HonkHonkler]

Same lol

[@firepower01]

This made me appreciate mrlawlman on a whole new level.

[@corsojames]

guy's a national treasure

[@pinhead6764]

@@corsojames yes

[@theForrestGalantey]

He did amazing lol but Buck I think would have done great.

[@deft4184]

"Chaos, is a ladder..."

[@repentofyoursinsandbelieve629]

John 3:36 English Standard Version 36 Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life; whoever does not obey the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God remains on him.

[@Kikiinuyoshyychan]

mrlawlman1: Ah uh ah ah! They're shooting me! They're shooooting me! I'm dyinnngggg!!... -silence- lmfaoooooO

[@HonkHonkler]

lol

[@waltonpratt1916]

I want a t-shirt that says, "Long hallways here, brothers."

[@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329]

“Left. Always left, brothers.” Would be way better imo

[@TWH442]

Well we better get a move on

[@tomzhackray6116]

Mrawlman refused to stay dead.

[@imnotchikao6317]

"I don't want to die!" Locks the door. Few moments later and they destroy their only keycard... "Snap our necks please!" 😂

[@febreezus7646]

600 Seconds of death threats

[@elwantedmuerto8855]

*C H A O S*

[@sabotabo7476]

CHAOS CHAOS STICKY SIDEWALKS *CHAAAAOOOOOOSSS*

[@fulcrum2951]

Its amazing how just one intercom can make such chaos

[@lejenddairy]

And the pavement would get sticky. That peoples shoes would get sticky and yucky that people wouldn't want to walk anywhere HAHAHAHA

[@Buck3670]

CHAOS

[@maximgun3833]

The intercom is probably the best thing in this entire game

[@silashalden1129]

_Through sobs_ "I don't think rescue is coming."

[@55orionart]

*long hallways here brother*

[@thetismprism671]

*why hello there*

[@depression3330]

*Long Hallway here, Brudda!*

[@Loafed_Beans]

*Looks like we're fucked brothers*

[@napalmkitty6686]

Long talk brothers! XD

[@lejenddairy]

Oh your quick on your feet brother

[@Pat4ever.]

6:51 Tomato’s panicked sprint is a literal horror movie highlight

[@bio-knight]

3:50 the death of a great man

[@furrywaffle]

top 10 saddest anime deaths

[@robosoldier11]

recognize its an old comment but good lord that ominous echo when it ends is so rememerable. Makes ya feel kinda bad lol

[@rocketlaunchingshotgunguy4377]

WTF WAS HE READING!!! I NEED IT

[@bongo_girl7343]

“You maniac! You killed us! Open the door!” I’m crying so much

[@madmaddox9655]

They added an achievement to the game called Always, Left brothers. You get it for escaping as class D

[@aramk2663]

"We are stuck here forever!" "What do we do?!" *chaotic shouting* "I say we put the card through on rough." 30 sec later... "YOU'VE KILLED US!"

[@fishewife]

that genuine hysterical horror at 6:12 tho lmao

[@notthealphalegion.7005]

YOU THOUGHT ME GONE!

[@corsojames]

I AM ALWAYS WITH YOU

[@htf5555]

I SAY, *NO*

[@Blaven45]

Real talk, if I ever get control of that speaker system, I would just start reading A Tale of Two CIties over the microphone until I died.

[@dualblade14]

Blaven I would just spout various copy pastas, starting with Marine

[@godofcats5829]

Blaven how do u get on anyway?

[@markthegamerofgrima6159]

id start playing megalovania or somthing

[@tuvv1833]

You get to the speakers by going to scp 106 (old dude who can walk through walls) control room and switch on audio

[@commenteroftruth9790]

@@lemonzazz122 you ruin it for everyone

[@jzx_adam]

Lawlman should do promos for the WWE, holy shit.

[@philliparnesen4493]

And monster truck rallies.

[@bloodraven432]

Introducing: SCP #14W1-M4N-1. (or as some scientists jokingly call it: mr.lawlman1) Containment level: Euclid Notes: SCP M4N is humanoid in appearance, taking on the form of one of the Chaos insurgency soldiers. What makes this SCP fascinating (but mostly annoying) is its ability to keep talking without stop. Normally this is no cause for concern but when able to gain access to the base's intercom system its voice increases to unnatural levels, rendering most victims deaf and insensate. It has also been noted that the combination of the SCPs high volume and continuous talking has caused some staff to commit suicide in an effort to escape the noise. It is unknown if they find any silence in the sweet embrace of death. Solution: Shoot till dead.

[@sabotabo7476]

Containment level: Euclid

[@donairechristianp]

rrr598 More like Keter. Lmaoooo

[@zerozone5848]

bloodraven432 pretty good, but u messed up the scp format so much it hurts.

[@numbdigger6419]

@@donairechristianp or apollyon

[@aerystargaryenii8294]

8:11 “guys it’s just the anime.”

[@TheOdd]

When he started playing "Get Down On It" over the intercom I died.

[@KillerGryphyn]

*CHAOS IS A LADDER*

[@noaccount4]

*CHAOSH*

[@thekaiseriswiser4451]

CHAOS HAS COME TO JUDGE YOU

[@V1ktorvaugn]

lord baelish much?

[@antoniocarrizales5812]

There's a couple of achievements referencing the gang. " Always left , brother!" - Escape as Class - D. ( D- class repeating each other segment.) " Is this your first time?" - Get killed by 173. ( Bed talking to Buck about 173.) "CHAAOOOS!" - Spawn in as Chaos Insurgency. (Might be referencing the armory ear rape part.) " Is this thing on?" - Broadcast a 'helpful' message via the intercom. ( Possible reference to `The last class- D boys.` 11 minutes in.) There might be more. I'll edit when I dig deeper.

[@antoniocarrizales5812]

All achievements listed via steam.

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

Bed Bananas, you have a talent. I laugh, almost into tears, and yet manage to feel either fear, suspense, or sadness at moments as they happen. You don't upload all that often, and that's fine. It makes every video that much more special. Keep doin what ya do man, thank you

[@OtterPlays]

Prince Original you shut up

[@alexdiaz5738]

Bruh I'm still waiting for their rp in SCP:SL xD

[@juno_lake]

This is better quality vid then Big KZbinrs you should deserve way more subs dude

[@TheChadChamp]

DynamicaL No. While I agree that Bed deserves a big time audience, more subs mean that the normies will eventually appear

[@espalorp3286]

I'm afraid they're already among us

[@karanvarma4843]

For 5 years subscribed to this dude now he uploads

[@juno_lake]

@@espalorp3286 this didn't age well

[@gobthegreat7797]

“Hello there, scientists, this is Nine-Tailed-Fox. We’re telling you that we’re about to come down there and get down on it...” *Get Down On It by Kool & the Gang plays*

[@thejourney2point0]

Lawlman talking thru the intercom reminds me of the storytelling robot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force that would drone on and on

[@GeeMannn]

*TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO...*

[@somerandomname3124]

You would expect SCP to be easier in multiplayer but it's actually harder.

[@weareharbinger914]

i like that they tracked him down and shot him for talking bollocks for so long.

[@dappercrown46]

WeAre Harbinger the best part was, it wasn't just NTF that wanted him dead, the zombies were trying to get in, then NTF showed up, and they put aside their differences to kill lawlman

[@daPvta]

They brought him salvation through destruction

[@markthegamerofgrima6159]

@@dappercrown46 did this happen in a different video? are you able to link it?

[@markthegamerofgrima6159]

@Cole Tynan i found that a few weeks before you said that, it also turns out that he was shot in a completely different life

[@respecmybrain4324]

There's something about lawlman saying "YOU THOUGHT ME GONE" that still sticks with me after all these years

[@iloveplayingpr]

11:21 Wow! They only took their Eyes off of him for just a few Seconds and that's all it took.

[@akira357]

The BedBananas versions are always more story driven and deep. Literally the only perspective I need.

[@DaBonkinator]

akira357 theyre also more creepy when bedbanana is a monster/something that can kill everything he takes a creepy and terrifying perspective yet when hes something else hes always more corwardish and fearful yet always funny

[@aSloppySandwich]

10:27 to the end of the video could be a movie

[@oddowlomen9921]

I swear I've watched this like 15 times now.... I have a problem.

[@leshifty1999]

I love how Bed terorizes the poor locked up D class bois, and they lose it more nd more, the way they laugh nervously and how at 6:26 one of em says " nobody is comin" after Bed kills the soldier. Lemao

[@BedBananas]

*Intercom* Why hello there, brother. Always left? Long hallways here, how are you brothers? Crikens Perspective: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJbFnXV8j5KZn7M Twitter: twitter.com/BedBanana

[@samuelmoon3489]

BedBananas love yea bed

[@Gorf3212]

CAN YOU PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE IM CRYING LAUGHING

[@5000mahmud]

What was the music at 12:05 ?

[@curtisolson6268]

BedBananas PA pa

[@dargo7419]

BedBananas good to see you making videos again

[@NullGalactic]

*_Why hello there_*

[@pixelbitHD]

*long hallways here brother*

[@gabrielp.m5079]

O hi mark

[@FilmsNerf2]

*Why hello there*

[@strellettes8511]

*GENERAL KENOBI*

[@Richard-xl4lk]

You are a bold one.

[@colinchildress1251]

"YOU THOUGHT ME GONE!" Can't breathe.

[@direneedofdopamine2016]

3:58 The echo made it much more painful rip lawman 🤧

[@farizerion4746]

MOAR OF SCP!

[@SirNerdReal]

Simmer down man, two videos in the span of 2 weeks? Gonna cause me to OD

[@Pros_Cons]

Sir Nerd ikr?

[@herpydepth1204]

Sir Nerd oh hey you’re here

[@FV4030]

Well let’s hope so.

[@evanfosterr9408]

I'm so glad he's uploading again, hope it stays that way

[@Acesahn]

He's an artist! He needs to be inspired.

[@LegalRice]

nobody ever knew where he was down that do- NA NO NO AH FUCK! THEY'RE SHOOTING ME! THEY'RE SHOOTING ME! I'M DYYYIINN- Great timing.

[@p1tz0n16]

11:48 haven't laughed so hard in a while

[@thommygoot7696]

2 video's in one month is absolutely wonderful

[@heavyguy4660]

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[@giantatom]

11:17 like a movie lol

[@reidderdevanis2508]

I love how every time Lawman died, instead of getting mad that he kept going so far just to die instantly, he just got on the comms and vowed revenge like a badass, and came right back

[@ibdgonzo]

"You think you're fuckin' reeeeaaallll clever, don't you, statue? Well, I'm gonna tell you something that nobody in the other Nine-Tail Commanders can tell you; YOU'RE DOOOOONNE! YOU'RE GONNA DIE BY MY HAAND! SHOW YOURSE-!" ~ Lawlman, Oscar Nominee

[@tristinthegamemaster7612]

I got an achievement in this game called "it's always left brother"

[@combustinghandshakes8617]

I can so totally see 11:00 + in a SCP Containment based movie

[@AnOddHermit]

Its hilarious that the game Itself made an Achievement Referencing this video!! the Achievement is called "It's Always left, brothers!" glad to see the Devs mingling with the community

[@midnightoil7138]

They're shooting me they're shooting me I'm dyi. ..........

[@somedude5749]

I think they confused the Chaos Insurgency with Professor Chaos. Not much of a difference, so it's an easy mistake to make.

[@KazumiKiguma]

What you didn't know was that the Chaos Insurgency is actually the secret task force of Professor Chaos.

[@mandridhugh9555]

*Item #:* SCP-34214 *Object Class:* Euclid *Special Containment Procedures:* SCP-34214 is to be contained in a standard containment unit with the exception that it remain a minimum of 80 yards from any other contained SCP(See addendum-34214-02) and is to always contain a single mattress, a computer desk with several pre-loaded video games on it, and a large supply of high capacity flash drives(See addendum-34214-01) *Description:* SCP-34214 appears as an average Caucasian male in it's 20s wearing the standard Class-D personnel attire, although it has been seen without it during its active phase. SCP-34214 is to be fed on a daily basis the traditional meal of any Class-D personnel. Should SCP-34214 display signs of boredom any nearby Class-B personnel are to be notified immediately to replace the amenities of SCP-34214's chamber. If this does not happen, SCP-34214 will begin to express itself as any random being, regardless of whether or not it may have heard of them, by changing its posture, tone, attitude, and occasionally it's voice, although each voice sounds relatively similar. It is important to note that during this process that for any reason no personnel is to be allowed near SCP-34214 for any reason other than replacing the items within it's containment chamber. If this continues without resolution, SCP-34214 will attempt to breach containment by displaying anomalous properties relative to it's role. As of 01/21/18 there have been at least [REDACTED] reported acts of role playing from SCP-34214's cell resulting in [REDACTED] containment breaches. *Addendum-34214-03:* While playing [REDACTED] SCP-34214 suddenly went still for 1 minute before suddenly flying through the walls of its containment chamber where it was later found standing just down the hallway attempting escape. When asked why it never continued using it's ability SCP-34214 replied saying "I didn't want anyone seeing me do it".

[@mandridhugh9555]

I'll add addendum's based on any previous video suggested

[@imploreyoutoreconsider5092]

how about when Bed cheated in Left 4 Dead

[@COsArchive]

Is this based on something

[@thomasdanforth766]

it's the standard format of an SCP document based around Bedbanana

[@StudioAREshorts]

You should see if you could actually get away with posting this to the actual SCP wiki.

[@_kvz]

3:55 "AH AH THEY'RE SHOOTING ME, THEY'RE (POW POW POW POW POW) SHOOTING M- ded"

[@dragoxk4542]

11:27 is genuinely horrifying

[@Prince_Seven]

"Uhhhh, THIS ONE ! ITS THIS ONE" *Neck snapses*

[@harrysummers9858]

This has to be the most I've laughed in months

[@retdaurus2940]

6:35 You can hear the insanity starting to take over them

[@AceTheEgg]

Mrlawlman did as he said. He killed the statue.

[@XxmelloandmattxX]

This has become like, my comfort video whenever I need a giggle. Bedbananas scp room camp actually brings me joy

[@therookie9925]

The part where they destroy their only keycard is hilarious.

[@jonedwards5953]

This is the best play of scp-173 i have ever seen. Not because of kill count, but just how terrifying you played it. They were genuinely horrified, amazing job!

[@RavenTheRebel]

Does anyone else just rewatch these SCP videos over and over? Cause I figure I’d be bored with them by now, but I can’t stop. They’re too funny

[@adamofblastworks1517]

They are really good and total classics. They never get old.

[@bobnapoleon]

You need some bepis

[@efuctz]

This a conk only household

[@jarednunes3263]

This is an Offbrand soda household

[@jarednunes3263]

We succ on Dr. Chili and Mountain Thunder

[@timmagee6200]

BEPIS MAKES YOU SCREEEEM and sneeze

[@vantablack6288]

#ImWithmrlawlman1

[@carnifex423]

intotheflamesoficeandfire lol what’s the source on your pfp

[@fafflerproductions]

I'm gonna keep commenting every time I revisit this until someone provides the vod where lawlman goes on the intercom for 10 minutes

[@rdn9991]

That lawlman guy is a fucking god.

[@fantoonstic]

*YOU THOUGHT ME GONE!!!*

[@finn4019]

This was the first ever SCP SL video I ever watched and I spent months looking for it. As good as I remember.

[@wantdatcadpat44]

11:21 omg its actually sad to hear "Please, somebody come in.... please...." *snap*

[@theminutemen8817]

I love how long it took for Bed to realize that thing walking behind his friend was larry

[@crispyblindead2413]

It’s terrifying how well they can stick to the script together in the beginning. EDIT: Side note, 11:44 legitimately scared me.

[@killedr6621]

9:25 I haven't laughed so hard in a while, it's also pretty fucking epic

[@crazypants88]

Fucking love when the intercom speaker gets cut off. It's the funniest thing in how abrupt it is.

[@somedude9828]

never laughs this hard jeeze everthing in this video is brilliant

[@KATAKOTO69]

I hope there is a part 2 with that whole nuke incident

[@isaacmitchell2527]

Jorg Luc well crikens video has somewhat of a Nuke plot to it you should check it out if you haven't already

[@IandRsLoveChild]

You can find the link to the live stream on Criken's video as well if you want to see more

[@danno9507]

My god, that ending legitimately gave me goosebumps.

[@happierchick]

At 11:35 that was bloody hilarious 🤣

[@jax2433]

5:39 the best part

[@trent1776]

I met you on VR chat and it was amazing, always remember 4 paws and a tail!

[@moahammad1mohammad]

That vid is coming soon...

[@trent1776]

Mohammad M guess not, anyways it was still amazing

[@amelilim]

4:17 thAts Not Your sHAdOW tO mEE!

[@xsirenflyx]

Constanz *tomato

[@sal_277]

7:29 😂😂 best moment

[@chegg1349]

6:57 the pure scream of terror and agony

[@anotheremptychannel9202]

The subtitles are a thing of beauty. Keep going at your own pace man