SCP-173 - The Sculpture (THE REVISED VERSION)

[@MR_ILLUSTRATED]

Get your own SCP-173 figure: plushfoundry.com/products/scp-173-peanut-campaign?ref=illu I know many of you are gonna be a bit 'miffed' that this is not SCP-173 but please approach this with an open mind. We all hold PEANUT in out hearts but in my opinion it does not fit the description as well as it could and so I have done my own interpretation. That does not mean I am trying to discredit the use or the existence of Peanut, nor do I believe this version to be superior to the Peanut, I just wanted to do my own thing. .......... and if that is not enough then find solitude in the fact that this version is being destroyed with Nuclear Bombs :)

[@enderboy6673]

First

[@king_kiff3969]

Worry not, this was great!

[@Vairy_2972]

0111011100111001

[@dont_even_view2985]

Respect

[@dont_even_view2985]

Thanks

[@ngoclamtruong5033]

SCP-173 (The Original): Who are you? SCP-173 (The Revised): I'm you but *Keter*

[@moneyman782]

Oh shit

[@vibrantkitty8393]

Perfect

[@sicarius6501]

This is a pretty underrated comment

[@thomassommerfeld7373]

Let me correct you *We* are you but keter

[@rhydiankeogh9652]

Oh no my country was bombed. F me

[@mrockasdf6139]

“Dr.Bright is in charge of containment” Words you never want to hear

[@Zoeythedirewolf]

Yeeeaaahhh

[@SoraDonaldGoofy99]

Guy's a complete maniac! But you gotta love him.

[@Systolic_Gaming]

When bright is in charge that means it’s so fucked that he is the only person who can possibly lead in the situation. It means something so problematic that Dr.Bright himself will not try to fuck around and he will actually be the badass scp super hero he’s meant to be.

[@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659]

@@Systolic_Gaming *YEEEEEEEAAAHHHHH*

[@Isopropyl_Alcohol]

No, that's something I'd love to hear.

[@specificdaughter]

Dr Clef: *Deceased* Me: wait Dr Gears: *Deceased* Me: *wait* Dr Kondraki: *Deceased* Me: *w a i t* Dr Bright is now in charge of containment Me: *o h n o*

[@be4ns06]

shit boutta go *d o w n*

[@Cringemoment4045]

It's been a good one may I share a last drink?

[@jeshegames]

I got visibly agitated when I heard Dr Clef died

[@letsgo6749]

3 of the 4 horseman’s are dead.

[@dylanram4653]

i dont get the dr bright jokes tbh, all i know about him is that he cant die due to another scp

[@Ballbuster1000]

"Doctor Bright is not to scare Class D by telling them there is a planet full of 173s, and that they will be sent there if they do not comply." *No, no, he's got a point.*

[@tamsuemomwife]

It l 🪐⭐️

[@xertz5374]

more like the moon

[@pizzadeliverylookingman6094]

More like here

[@parentheses4662]

@Juan Sanchez theres is I think in one of the 186 logs?

[@yeet12937]

@Juan Sanchez and then this where planet earth taken over by them lol

[@captainwoolbeard2447]

“SQUIDWARD, THE SCULPTURES ARE RUNNING THE NAVY!!” “NOT THE NAVY!!”

[@Paris_France2005]

this comment needs more attention

[@thekeyboardslayer4827]

Why do i hear aya ayaay sounds?

[@wolfcommander12thewatching61]

ATTENTION PLANET EARTH!!! SCULPTURES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!!

[@mindshuffler3332]

*silence*

[@arieloteen9983]

@@mindshuffler3332 OUR WORLD!

[@Redawesomeoby]

Everybody gangsta until the stoneman starts duplicating

[@awcy_rs6]

Oh God 173 got access to the tool gun.

[@flarfo348]

@@awcy_rs6 *frantic clicking noises *

[@Gherkins]

Can I use this for r/dankmemesfromsite19

[@Redawesomeoby]

Wu1f yop just give credit

[@flarfo348]

@@Gherkins ayy bruh whats ur reddit mines u/paralax123

[@Vulpio7775]

Neck: Exists All SCP-173 instances: *”Allow us to introduce ourselves.”*

[@Vulpio7775]

Mayonnaise Eh.

[@imaducky2617]

you used the wrong formula yet you somehow got the right answer

[@ACENDANT-]

Hi

[@radioactiverat8751]

SCP-173 "I diagnose you with dead!"

[@SisyphusPrime-e7x]

*everyone remove your like until it’s at 173 again*

[@TheDragonCat99]

“World War 4 will be fought with stones” We called him a mad man....

[@diamondstrings5212]

LOL

[@o5-132]

My second favorite scientist said that...

[@Johnnypoopfart123]

Peanuts

[@akopack200]

@@Johnnypoopfart123 Lets just make a theory SCP-173 came from the cartoon Peanuts (snoopy) and why 173’s nickname is Peanut.

[@savzsav9518]

What if we stand on the peanut's head, I mean it cant jump right? It will be a soceity where humans keep peanuts as horses to ride on

[@MAG_1204]

SCP 173: [multiply itself] SCP foundation: Ah [REDACTED] here we go again

[@crabjest]

(I don't mean to be /that/ guy, but they censor swears with [EXPLETIVE], you don't have to changege you comment, though quq)

[@thurston7425]

* berry * you just had to be that guy

[@crabjest]

@@thurston7425 it's in my lamb sauce B)

[@thurston7425]

* berry * ha ha ha

[@JustOhara]

ALL WE HAD TO DO IS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN [REDACTED] CJ

[@atlas2296]

SCP-173: "No matter what comes through that gate you will stand your ground!" SCP Foundation: "Dr. Bright is now in charge of containment" SCP-173: "RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@mryeet3582]

lol noice

[@kentarthur8329]

@jieqiang luo Dr. Bright: Run! you piece of.........................art

[@thewingedhussar3407]

Dr. Bright: CHAINSAW CANNONS ARE ALWAYS THE ANSWER!1!!!1111!! I TOLD YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!11!!!!11111!

[@natebit8130]

450

[@Ambercurve]

Lol

[@weagerb341]

*World is Ending* SCP Foundation: Dr Bright is in charge Foundation Staff: *Sweating Intensifies*

[@SrQuack-js6sn]

But all the SCP staff are dead

[@wilhelm114]

Ahhhhhh shit here we go again

[@thatoneguyproductionsnalda6375]

Dr bright: lets talk it out of killing us and if that don t work we nuke all of them and shoot aimlisly at them that ata kill em or threaten to spoil end game

[@lethargicwriter8092]

guys dont forget about scp 2000 ex dues machina which is the last hope of humanity.....(that is probably the one of the reason scp 2000 activated for three times

[@korbanclay3510]

Sweet Neptune

[@whydoiexist3096]

SCP 173: *Can clone itself* SCP-001 “When day breaks”: You weren’t supposed to do that

[@bluebeka2458]

SCP-001: Ah a worthy oponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@tamsuemomwife]

What 001?

[@igotban9875]

You fool

[@crazykingzz]

@@tamsuemomwife basically a giant guardian that kills anything in a certain radius if im not mistaken

[@jawsplayz]

DemKnivesYT theres multiple versions of scp-001, there talking about the Day Breaks

[@coltonjohnson6789]

*The world is ending Dr. Bright: I'm just happy 682 is dead

[@lawrencemorris2261]

682 died?

[@silviadidukh3910]

@@lawrencemorris2261 Yes about 150 of those things ripped scp-682. It's in the vid

[@lawrencemorris2261]

@@silviadidukh3910 time please

[@bohumilnovotny7351]

@@lawrencemorris2261 8:00

[@kaspikey9553]

@@silviadidukh3910 and let's not forget, It's unknown if 173 can even be killed, due to do no extermination attempts have been found.

[@astralope]

Dr.bright when he meets scp 173 for the 1000th time Ah shit, here we go again

[@goldey2353]

tom SENT THE NUKE

[@Askewshelf]

Hahaha

[@raphaelambrosiuscostco]

Spicy.

[@alucard3689]

LOL

[@ilikepigeons6101]

XD best comment

[@theasianpianoboy6750]

SCP 173: Prepare for trouble SCP 173-2: And make it double SCP 173-3-4000: Meowth that's right

[@xdshrekt3909]

**Gets contained by MTF (The main characters)** *We'RE BLaStINg OfF aGAiN!!1!*

[@sqocks8254]

**Childhood intensifies**

[@adventurelinetm.]

😂

[@yeetmanlawnmower3834]

Pokemon *GOTTA KETER* *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

[@crackers8603]

SCPs gotta Contain ‘em all

[@YourBoyTrue]

"The only good news is that about 150 of the bastards teamed up and ripped SCP-682 apart. That brought a smile to my face." That makes 2 of us.

[@discord4039]

Finally someone talking about it!

[@steveliu9783]

Knowing 682, he probably won't be dead for long.

[@YourBoyTrue]

@@steveliu9783 An anomaly so bad, not even MTF Epsilon-9 designated "Fire Eaters" can stop it.

[@HC-gn2gb]

3

[@ruparavi6409]

Make it 4

[@sheonma6198]

"An XK-Class-End-of-the-World Scenario has been declared by the O5 council." Dr. Bright: *Finally, a worthy opponent!*

[@theinkygamer2422]

Lol

[@JadeSpecter]

Our Battle Will Be Legendary *Dr. Bright Approaching 173 With Chainsaws and SCP 963*

[@Poulutumurnu]

Dr bright is not allowed to convince ANYONE to play peek a boo with scp 173

[@shovelmp4971]

he was reading that when you saidit

[@lukevlogsgaming2441]

Eatra Xarin thT part came up while reading this lol

[@jedicache6806]

SCP-682: You can't defeat me SCP Foundation: I know, but he can Scp-173: *sound of necks snapping*

[@copterhelibevibin2785]

Lamao

[@Chichkebab]

Nah 173 cant kill 682 however a bunch of 173 have a chance

[@justchopstick9898]

Jedicache *laughs in 150 neck snapping machines*

[@jonseon5952]

*Tough peanut neck snapping noises*

[@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806]

@@justchopstick9898 682 will just mutate like 1000 eyes after a while

[@damondisepio8259]

I like how quickly everything goes to shit when they start replicating Oh look, 173 made itself a friend! *3 mins later* >>>NUCLEAR BOMBARDMENT

[@supsup335]

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it...

[@Askewshelf]

Yeah LoL

[@tristen151]

That escalated quiqly

[@jayplexy5983]

@Nates Playz And Gacha You can't turn... soviet..

[@jayplexy5983]

@Nates Playz And Gacha No, they can become COMUNIST again. The soviet union was comunist. Russia can becom comunist again, not soviet thoguh.

[@everparedesvera4815]

The world: *is ending* Dr.Bright: haha, 682 go CRUNCH.

[@Namuska]

(Stone men noises)

[@drunknpyroo5-279]

Ok seriously, what consequences does destroying 173 have? Like bruh there’s not much you can learn from it.

[@critaquil5011]

@@drunknpyroo5-279 because the foundation doesn’t terminate SCP’s unless they absolutely have to

[@drunknpyroo5-279]

@@critaquil5011 fair point, but why keep something that literally has no purpose. Also, having a second 173 is a red flag and they should’ve neutralized it

[@critaquil5011]

@@drunknpyroo5-279 173 isn't a simple thing to terminate, it survived against 096, 682, and even 106 for a few months, the most reliable way of destroying it is explosives, which is difficult to do reliably, additionally, the entire point of the foundation is to contain the SCP's, not destroy them, if they terminated or otherwise got rid of every SCP that didn't serve an obvious purpose, there'd be less than 500 SCP's that haven't been neutralized.

[@craigmoonen6206]

Scp-173 sighted in the UK. UK: “Nigel... get the nuke.”

[@sorrychangedmyusername3594]

GOD SAVE THE QUE-

[@fifth6150]

sorrychangedmyusername *Snap*

[@sorrychangedmyusername3594]

double drago it's *crunch* dum dum

[@fifth6150]

sorrychangedmyusername oh no I have disgraced captain crunch I must commit sodoku

[@fanaticscout485]

Nigel better prepare the hispano mark ii's

[@chunkyseal6711]

scp 173: *strangles D-class* D-class: yes harder daddy scp 173: what D-class: what

[@NotVeryRandomDude]

The ProGamer scp-173: *runs away*

[@gbogpav7252]

Scp 173: goes to the lunar base by himself

[@chunkyseal6711]

@@NotVeryRandomDude *scp 173 has been recontained*

[@alucard3689]

D class:Wait no daddy come back *Dr.bright is looking* 😉 D class: Wait no

[@ZAZA21411]

*kills theprogamer progamer ded hes still chill

[@lucina7261]

"Dr.Bright is in charge of the containment" GG boys it's been a good run....

[@Buttefocker3000]

That's how you know that they're fucked

[@villax5376]

@@Buttefocker3000 That´s how i don´t know if we or they are fucked

[@cormacslevin5398]

@@villax5376 both

[@Random_.]

I like how it started with a calm and "classic" SCP document to an apocalyips Edit: lmao i started a war between grammar nazis and people with a brain (also this comment is 1 year old)

[@Cringemoment4045]

*apocalyips*

[@chloe_gospinny]

Apocalypse*

[@psiree2918]

what’s apocalyips you mean apocalypse

[@psiree2918]

Ok

[@josiah2070]

Welcome back to another episode of YGS

[@Mr.winlock]

OG 173: One evil penut looking dude that lives for the crunch New 173: Army of world ending infinite golem constructs.... Who also live for the crunch

[@highadmiraljt5853]

N.A.S Project Why not both?

[@Crusader-7382]

I prefer the original scp 173

[@astralope]

And to *[REDACTED]*

[@Mr.winlock]

@@highadmiraljt5853 Because that XK class scenarios got more then enough without needing a peanut general in command of them all 😂

[@Mr.winlock]

@@Crusader-7382 fair enough

[@pilot5655]

*IT WAS ALL IN YOUR HEAD LUIGI THERE IS NO SCP FOUNDATION*

[@Kestrəl]

YOU HAVE TERMINAL 7 BRAIN CANCER LUIGI

[@samuraijackoff5354]

I DONT EVEN WHAT WHAT IT IS

[@lmao.3661]

lmao what’s that from again

[@lngnkr]

Bluestar .tro. Wow

[@Kestrəl]

@@lmao.3661 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4qml55ne79qf5o this video around 4 minutes in

[@personman247]

Dr Bright: *places amulet on 173* 173 (collectively): *maniacal laughter*

[@hotwheels2621]

No wonder they want to kill him so badly!!

[@saltysavestate5855]

@Clearly a Potato Heh, now?

[@natebit8130]

yeeeeessss. I want to know how well that will go for the foundation.

[@Jeff-zf6zz]

Its like the infinity stones in avengers literally. Cause you know immortality

[@thatgentlemanoverthere6505]

No one else like this comment, it has exactly 173 likes.

[@fard2780]

*_"Dr . Bright is now in charge of containment"_* *_*CHAINSAW CANNONS INTENSIFIES_**

[@khrome2491]

Scp-173:Why do I here boss music?

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Hmm

[@honey_Badger4123]

173: why do we hear boss mus- *all 173 instances successfully terminated*

[@TheCorrodedMan]

Knowing bright, he’d hook up a series of vacuums and pulleys to the Contagious Crystal, lure them Into a secluded area, and then fire shards of it at them at high velocity, laughing as they begin to crystallize and explode.

[@honey_Badger4123]

Haha, chainsaws go brrr

[@psycholonya]

5:25 “Dr.Bright is in charge of the containment” _oh no_

[@usspaceforcethreatsandrese1915]

The Whom

[@SakuyalzayoiTheMaid]

*_In Case Of The Ultimate Fuck Up Dr.Bright Is To Be Used To Counter Fuck Up_*

[@bruh4498]

Oh no

[@cyroshard1909]

@@SakuyalzayoiTheMaid accurate

[@animalqueen1237]

Daddy Skee kondraki and clef RIP

[@RuSosan]

"SCP-173 has begun to multiply and is going to destroy the world." *Me:* "Meh." "Dr. Bright is now in charge of-" *Me:* "Oh NO NO NO NO! BY THE GODS NOOO!"

[@pianonian7314]

Dr. Bright: Have you tried using chainsaws?

[@crapporoniandchezze8338]

Oh god, oh man, oh god, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OHGODOHMANOHGODOHMAN

[@mas532]

Dr. Bright: FIRE THE D-CLASS

[@zacm4567]

Ok in this case should I grab the chainsaw cannon

[@SirCheeseEater]

Well now he has to deal with dying over and over again

[@archonboi9981]

SCP-173 sighted in Wales. "Private, you see that SCP?" "Yeah?" "I don't want to."

[@usspaceforcethreatsandrese1915]

GET THE NUKE AND HIDE THE TEA!!!!!!!!

[@electricheisenberg5723]

Putin: tsar age was behind us... BUT THE TSAR BOMBA WASN’T!

[@coolpersonnotreally]

ProffessorDonut PROTECT THE TEAAAAAA

[@ryanwoodbury5758]

Weeping angels: *exists* SCP-173: Amateurs...

[@magiciansapprentice9230]

The doctor: (chuckles) I'm in danger

[@rockno]

Weeping angels: *"WHAT WAS THAT PUNK?"*

[@kannatheweeb8836]

I swear to god. I hate them more than daleks. Even shy guy.

[@TonyP9279]

"Don't blink. Blink and you're dead!"

[@saywhatnow2173]

@@rockno SCP-173: "Amateurs!"

[@jessewilliams8724]

"Dr. Bright is now in control of the foundation." *Oh no*

[@phuct4980]

Littleredbull 127 shi tttttttttttttttttttttttt why why why u could have anyone in charged even a guard is better the Bright we all gonna die aaaaaaagagaggagaggagagag?!!!!!!!!!!

[@aboiwithtea3542]

But then you realize that this is a serious bright

[@DisasterEnby]

At least this isn't... _that_ Bright. The deaths of Gears, Clef, and Kondraki would've had a hell of a lot more consequences if that one found out.

[@edwinsandra5904]

Littleredbull 127 my thoughts exactly

[@thebestasianfood8313]

Wait im new to all of this Which incarnation of bright are we talking about?

[@noodles_boy1782]

The entire world: Why are you doing this to us? SCP-173: People kept licking me in that damn game

[@CoconutNucifera]

Rero. (Lick.)

[@donaldduckling2342]

Humans:fair enough

[@phantomaviator1318]

@@CoconutNucifera Jota- *snap* _sun flickers and a violent violin riff plays_

[@CoconutNucifera]

@@phantomaviator1318 DIO is confirmed to be gay ashes when he dies in part 3. Is this true?

[@phantomaviator1318]

@@CoconutNucifera yes

[@TheRealGears]

682: *exists* 150 angry peanuts: We're about to end this man's whole career

[@whenyououynehw9338]

106 in the back: *what career*

[@sideways_chip_eater6420]

*real 173 comes in* found u faker

[@someone7931]

@@sideways_chip_eater6420 another scp 173: no u

[@ParadoxAAA]

Dr.Bright said 150 of them "ripped 682 apart" as we all know ripping 682 apart doesn't kill him *it only makes him really pissed off*

[@graby360]

@@ParadoxAAA That also means 682 prob cant rly do anything since the 173s keep on ripping him apart when he regenerates

[@jamesmacguffin7412]

It really is a Apocalypse if they were able to kill 682

[@40watt53]

He was just ripped apart, not killed.

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

@@40watt53 I mean, as long as 173 isn't satisified or wants more satisfaction it will CONTINUE to rip apart 682

[@crimsonsky2688]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think they actually do KILL scp-682 because in the experiment where they put the peanut with the lizard, the lizard is so afraid of 173 saying that in an alternate universe, they killed him Or that was how I remembered it

[@blottotv2155]

@@crimsonsky2688 I thought it said that 173 killed his brothers.

[@0-5-74]

Not really

[@vyorite2435]

"Dr. Bright is in charge of the containment" Dr. Bright: yaaahh,its -rewind- chainsaw launcher time

[@jcjcjunk1881]

@Grahame Luck dude chill its joke

[@benjohnson7148]

Kono Dio Da that was only cool ONCE bright

[@MegaLpso]

You know humanity is FUCKED when Clef dies, HE CANT EVEN DIE!

[@memesterjoey7607]

Next thing y’know he’ll be making hentai with 173, increasing the SCP budget

[@door-kun8527]

Hey, DIO, You've got Joestars to kill

[@faizunasyraff3719]

D-class personnel: *blinks* SCP-173: im gonna end this man's whole career

[@thatonestupidguy5584]

All of em: *blinks* Shit ton of 173: we're about to end this nation's whole career

[@deadpanjohnny2081]

SCP-173: I'm gonna end this man.

[@the_gamer_0540]

No it's more like " crunch finally crunch crunch crunch crunch"

[@HK-it8ny]

Literally going to end this mans whole career

[@trod146]

Why won't this die... It's so stupid and was never funny

[@XnoresTheAwesome]

“Dr. Bright is in control of containment” Well boys, they did it, the SCP foundation is no more.

[@SirCabooseCCCP]

Not just us, the whole Fucking world, no the universe.

[@eternal9497]

@@SirCabooseCCCP dr bright please get of the foundations youtube account

[@pepsir5746]

When Dr. Bright is in charge, you know shit’s hit the fan

[@eternal9497]

He is mildly competent

[@marleenaahmadrapiee1617]

When the scps are really bad and can cause an XK class end of the world event, he’s not ####### around

[@mortypawsgaming9877]

"Dr Bright is in charge of containment" The 05 council: look out everyone, he's going to do something stupid.

[@tamsuemomwife]

🌍 🖐

[@koronx058]

CHAINSAW CANNONS COULD HAVE SOLVED THE PROBLEM!!!

[@JamerG]

Dr. Bright: *HEY, I GOT ANOTHER IDEA!!* Some 05 Council guy(covered in ash, dirt, fire, blood, and smoke): _please...no more..._

[@LeartIsNotHere]

He's gonna nuke the earth saying he tried to have a tea party with scp 173

[@Microwaveables11]

@@JamerG *chainsaw cannons.*

[@ruphite9521]

Got an ad at the perfect time “Addendum 01:” *_”HE’S ON A BIKE”_*

[@ruphite9521]

I’m fairly certain even just one peanut on a bike would be enough for an XK

[@ethansics9400]

I got ‘“‘Addemdum 01 - ‘I’m GoNnA mAkE iT’”

[@LXRDKVRAMA]

I got "Addendum 01-HE'S ON THE MOVE!"

[@yep991]

"Addendum 01:" SNAPPLE APPLE TASTES JUST LIKE APPLE

[@hoohah5067]

Addendum 01: _My brother is allergic to everything_

[@MaxOnGlimmer]

This is pretty much just an Admin having fun in SCP: Secret Laboratory

[@someguyeban]

makes everyone scp 173

[@bri66613666]

THE NUT HAS ESCAPED

[@OayxYT]

Lmao

[@JoJo-tm6ty]

xD yes

[@Dragon-77D9]

This does happen alot

[@GentlemanEggy]

*Everybody gangsta until the captain crunchy bois start multiplying*

[@zippy3823]

If so 173 was a thing as soon as it multiplied fucking blow them both up then and there

[@daragrady8381]

Just n u k e t h e p l a c e just take the patchwork bear bois out

[@crazykingofspades5101]

@@daragrady8381 What about Patches? We have to rescue patches!

[@machinelover72]

@Thot Destroyer m?mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmm

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

*crunchy boiz* r/ihadastroke

[@okay4615]

SCP-173: welsh must be crunch Wales: llanfairpwyllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobllllantysiliogogogoch SCP-173: turn right back around, we will go to ireland instead

[@elsleazo9592]

I love how that's an actual place name in Wales

[@lil_is_dum]

As a Welsh person, can confirm

[@little_weed192]

As a sheepshagger I can confirm this

[@FrankyThaiHouse]

as a leek wearer, I can confirm.

[@krieger8825]

Detroit:Welsh become Roman

[@corruptandfriends7995]

Me: *blinks with one eye each* Scp 173: *wait that’s illegal*

[@anvithpayyavula7114]

it will kill you, as it can move even as it is being seen. it considers this cheating and snaps your neck.

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

@@anvithpayyavula7114 nope. not dealing with this shit again. there is no evidence to prove this and I hope whoever spread this myth gets their own personal CRUNCH.

[@archaera5083]

@@Pineapple-hx9ty good luck keeping an eye on one of them while various others come after you from behind

[@bruhitsdave7957]

@@anvithpayyavula7114 It's not even in the document, plus it's a myth anyways, smh.

[@bruhitsdave7957]

@@archaera5083 Unless you are trapped inside a room with SCP 173 only.

[@LEE-pp3qu]

*Milions of Scp-173 exist Scp-682: **confused screaming*

[@viethuongvothai686]

YT LEE도영 more like screaming and screeching in terror Scp 682: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[@viethuongvothai686]

Cursed Image.yoshithebastard.mp4 i don’t think so, there is only 150 scp 173s came, he probably been gang bang in instant

[@viethuongvothai686]

Cursed Image.yoshithebastard.mp4 yeah, he probably did his best and did do some damage but

[@bm3350]

He couldn't have died though, 173 in any number isn't capable of molecular level destruction

[@pikira2246]

What about Scp-096?

[@fifervonpiper6707]

Blinkus Blankus, your neck is now redactus. Edit: "Did you know, if you turn the like button blue. An XK-Class Scenario will occur due to SCP-999?" ~ Dr. Bright *alsothxforthelikesyoulivingpeople*

[@alfieogden]

Surreal Reality skiddadle skidakted your neck I now redacted

[@botelladeaguamediollena4885]

Lankee lankee your neck’s redactee

[@melissamartinez4912]

Peanutis brickootis peanut is now a brickus,

[@insertname.5985]

[DATA EXPUNGED]

[@cikigaming2821]

Splingle pringle dance the tango

[@spartancam-rs5ru]

I never understood why it was necessary for D class to manually clean 173 1. Add holes in the roof 2. Water cannons to spray the floor 3. A drain with which the substance can flow down 4. Profit, no need to risk a containment breach

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

173 apparently is strong enough to go through vent covers. dangerous fucker it is.

[@Im_Local]

@@Pineapple-hx9ty surprised the fucker isn't already keter given how much it breaks out of containment

[@raving_soul6481]

Everyone: 2020 can't get any worse: 2021:

[@dylanwhipple9882]

Well we are in April now

[@marshmallow_fan4874]

Corona virus MULTIplying it self

[@kingcookie9777]

Raving_souL no no noo

[@sqocks8254]

_All fine and well, but even SCP-173 has to adhere the 1,5 meter distance quarantine rule!_

[@dylanwhipple9882]

@@sqocks8254 statues can't get sick

[@frankyomanz]

Dr bright in charge of containment? *Use the chainsaw launcher.*

[@fortysvideoarchive]

And this event kills everyone Clef, Gears and i think its safe to say the rest And bright survives and of all the things ive read, this seams to change him

[@nickolascrousillat4265]

Use acid hose.

[@schuymac2639]

Dr bright when he’s killed for the 37th time: aw [redacted] here we [data expunged]

[@pigl4t1]

And if that don't work *use more chainsaw launcher* O5 council *sweating bullets*

[@sherry93175]

Initiate protocol LUV( human-scp reproduction )

[@oom-3262]

What if You wanted to go to heaven But god said _SCP 173 has multiplied and breached containment_

[@crabjest]

Ah [EXPLETIVE], here we go again...

[@SeelTheDealArt]

aint that a one way trip to heaven tho?

[@PannierLaw]

OOM- 32 **insert neck snapping sound effect here**

[@pavlekovacevic1676]

I would reach heaven with stand za warudo

[@astralope]

In the actual scp universe, its scp 343 and he doesnt give a frik about anything

[@warrior2112]

2:50 for a hot second I thought 173 had a beard

[@manpera13]

@grownrocket 5801 imma blink real quick

[@peanutjesus7884]

@scp-173 hello I'm you from the future

[@Iota-15]

@scp-173 oh hi peanut

[@Johnnypoopfart123]

The beard is where he clones more peanuts

[@PN-fh6wx]

Same

[@Jay-cj7yr]

Dr. Bright be like after getting killed 37 times "ah shit here we go again"

[@misschimkentender]

lol

[@noonealive8661]

Copied

[@supersonicballs2120]

@@noonealive8661 bruh nobody gives a shit

[@oddiseyaatrox2813]

@@supersonicballs2120 you're absolutly right

[@Jay-cj7yr]

@@noonealive8661 wat

[@jazzydrawz3792]

SCP 173: *Duplicates* Everyone: No... Dr.Bright *is put in charge* Everyone: NO SCP 682: *Gets killed* Everyone: AAAAAAAAAA

[@The_Andromeda_Galaxy]

those 3 things alone is easily enough to make this the most dangerous scp.

[@jazzydrawz3792]

@@The_Andromeda_Galaxy Exactly

[@damianmontoya6414]

TrueHoppZGaming I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the fact that one 173 was enough to wound 682 and 150 173s would probably just snap it’s *E V E R Y T H I N G*

[@Lew_ls]

682: how many times will you break my bones 173: *"Y E S"*

[@chaoticroomba]

@Stanleu Winatu yeah, and then 682 grew more eyes to stop him from attacking And also grew tougher skin, he can pretty much much adapt to anything

[@alicethouard4607]

"Dr Bright is in charge of the containment" OH GOD NO

[@nebulousboops4985]

this can only go worse

[@remmmy45]

Now 682 is going to breach

[@asterosthegreat8587]

682 got ripped apart dont worry

[@generalgrievous2202]

But still alive tho

[@noobjo.mp4196]

oh god yes

[@CertifiedMayagendist]

It's ok, we'll make clef stop them Clef: (deceased) Well shit...

[@natecondy6209]

Welp we’re boned

[@henrynguyen1585]

Revised containment procedures: "brush optic colgate white" Me: "wtf" Me: *realises its just an ad*

[@fanfanlingo3878]

Mine was revise containment pressure can u use all her data

[@dontuspowerus1093]

Mine was revise containment procedures: "detective pikachu ad"

[@ExtremelyGullibleMeme]

Why did this make me laugh

[@thatoneotheridiot3361]

Brushing your teeth has been discovered to cause SCP-173 to crumble if near you.

[@laurahuynh8333]

Best Comment

[@bluelunala]

What are you doing?! Keep your eyes on 173!! Leave the comment section now!

[@emptypotion7984]

U fell for my trap card AND THATS UNO REVERSE CARD NOW WE GOTTA LOOK AWAY

[@jodim5384]

*snap*

[@Ghost-ns8vs]

*_MOBILE NIGGAS GOT YOU COVERED FAM_*

[@rafi5486]

@@Nemo-ew2hd for you

[@12halo3]

@@grapes5672 no u

[@Typi]

SCP-173 VS SCP-173 Revised: The OG Snaps thousands, if not millions of the revision's "necks", as it becomes known as "Peanut, the savior of-" *snap*

[@egocentricblack3278]

Revised washes the original. This dude took over America. The original is still in containment.

[@l0stembers484]

“Dr. Bright is in charge of containment.” **nervous chuckle** We’re in danger...

[@CheeseChurger]

Manga: *Normal 173* Anime: *Containment breach 173* Netflix adaptation: *This 173*

[@ConfusedDinosaur]

Call it Fragmented Minds 173, cuz that's where it's from

[@hyperult3810]

@@ConfusedDinosaur I thought that fragmented minds had SCP Illustrated make a different design because peanut was copyrighted? I dont Think that 173R And Fragmented minds 173 are the same.

[@AidMB]

No this is the live action one

[@Dragon-77D9]

So god damn true!!!

[@gbogpav7252]

They appear to work as a hive *SCP team-speak intensifies*

[@AceTheEgg]

Now i can imagine them wearing headphones and laughing like a squeaker each time get a kill

[@NiceuRiceu]

*SCP Secret Laboratory intensifies*

[@nootaboot7042]

Imagine one sitting in the corner blasting music into his mic

[@gbogpav7252]

@Danyelpaladin the Impetuous Answers will be like [REDACTED] most probably =]

[@karii2145]

I would say I prefer Peanut, which I do, but damn this is a good Revise.

[@WindowsLover44]

Eh, Frisky memes have ran their course.

[@zapcicz6994]

The Only Kerbal i prefer this model. Peanut was funny and worked for a time. but this is better

[@civixsgames5483]

I think its because the guy who made the orignal 173 made it so you cant profit off of it with out permission

[@khryzlovendinobalictar3972]

@@WindowsLover44 frisky.

[@VoidSpirals]

“Dr Bright is not allowed to spread rumors about a planet covered in scp 173” Me: you can say that again

[@MakinamiPhYT]

SCP-173 tears apart SCP 682 SCP 682 lives and adapts 173's powers *SCP 682 multiplies* SCP-173: "Surprised Pickachu face" SCP Foundation: "Confused tom face"

[@Meow-tp2oc]

ahh [REDACTED], here we go again

[@MichaMundy]

Dr. Bright : OH NOE

[@bohemiastuffanimation9457]

*well* *shit*

[@adamxue6096]

@@Meow-tp2oc It should be [EXPLETIVE REDACTED ] if you are doing that. It happens quite often here over at SCP 914s working area.

[@thetaai8262]

oh fuck oh fuck oh *_[REDACTED]_*

[@kasinokaiser1319]

SCP 173s: *arrives in UK* Bobbies: Let's get 'em lads!

[@stickyboi9466]

Tea and crumpet powers activate

[@JadeInHeaven]

MasterJellySkater 1 OP is referencing scp1678 ‘Unlondon’ If you haven’t seen it SCPI made a video on it

[@afro4361]

Idk why that made me giggle ateehee

[@thaddeuskyle572]

**Rule Britannia intensifies**

[@jacobsummerfield9649]

Un-london : laughs

[@ceiniogau7664]

"Verified sighting of SCP-173 In Wales, UK" *We're in the endgame now*

[@stopsign1626]

*tinky winky*

[@crimsondynamo615]

Well time to launch the colony rockets, earth is fucked.

[@epicgirl3718]

ahahahah blimey they thought they could kill us we have a secret weapon BOILING HOT TEA it bloody hurts trust me peanut would run it makes a nuke look like standing on a thorn

[@db5094]

@@epicgirl3718 flying saucers will finally be real when they see some good old english tea flying at them

[@aaronharding4701]

Get the Bobbies

[@Hal0_The_Synth]

**Dr Bright is in charge of containment** The entire planet: OH FU-

[@wba3dein]

I thought SCP 173 was just a nice little peanut. Now they want to end the world.

[@jacobfarner2]

You need to know these things

[@egosintric3319]

i thought it was just a nice peanut that was taken from a halloween costume party and wants you to admire it’s face makeup! D:

[@Ch4pp13]

Well, as long as 173 keeps blinding you with its glory, the end of the world will be at the hands of a single, GLROIOUS *NUT*!

[@woofers9871]

Yup and they look like their from fnaf

[@tomcatishome466]

World war 47 the penut war I can't fucking spell I don't carr

[@GokuOffersYouAPotara]

Scp 173: *clones itself when scp 682's eyes get shot* Scp 682: *confused screaming*

[@CatboyRanger]

Scp 053 and 999: square tf up thots

[@crusaderiii477]

SCP-096:*INSERT PARTY MUSIC HERE*

[@yorichi402]

gate guardian: fuck off niggas made of stone 999:i am legit jelly i dont have a neck lmao L bozo 3812:look at that gate lmao scarlet and hanged king: man shut your bi#** a** up 343:ima erase yall real quick 239:shut up bruh i legit didn't ask loved brothers: we dont give a damn bro

[@Demon_of_Razgriz]

SCP 173: Level 1 crook SCP 173 revised: Level 100 boss

[@officialromanhours]

That's how SCP works

[@the-plug2164]

That’s how [REDACTED] works

[@minihalkoja590]

I gotta say this is the best SCP-173 redesign I've seen.

[@jerodsumile2848]

"Dr Bright is in charge of the containment." The only dude who's crazy enough to stop an army of 173s. Heck. This guy's probably the one whos gonna save the world.

[@DrAGON11130]

heck hes gonna be the only one left in the world

[@redsnail5193]

He's a scp just Vary human like, he's only doing it cuz he's immortal

[@greenstorm5568]

@@DrAGON11130 if every other human is dead then there will be no most hosts for him to continue resurrecting, so he'll die too (unless he can take over 173)

[@demonicnevs9206]

@@greenstorm5568 Bright can control anything as he had controlled a dog many times

[@greenstorm5568]

@@demonicnevs9206 173 would kill those dogs too.

[@LorenseNovem]

All Doctors are deceased. Dr. Millar is in charge of containment. The Volgun (Dr. Millar): ah shEEeeeOOOOOt here we go again...

[@viethuongvothai686]

Notnot november7 uhhhhh… sorry, but who is Dr millar?

[@LorenseNovem]

DO YOU SEE DR MILLAR HAVING A "The Volgun" BESIDE IT?!!? THE VOLGUN IS DR MILLAR

[@psypokeslowduck2880]

@@LorenseNovem RIP THE PLAGUE DO- oops, i mean RIP DOCTOR MILLAR

[@krisninoorpatrianti8262]

Dr Millar DECEASED Dr illum is in charge if the containment

[@gnarlypancake2362]

Dr Cimmerian is not in charge of containment

[@marceloforce002]

SCP-173: *Kills the entire south america, north america, United Kingdom and SCP-682* SCP Foundation: *Insert suprised pikachu*

[@cawolinagoober_1]

The Nuke killed the United Kingdom, not SCP-173

[@Phobos_Thanatos]

Henrique Kill003 the uk is fine its only wales that got obliterated.

[@Phobos_Thanatos]

Fizzy Fusion yeah wales is nothing of any use.

[@imr.ender1972]

@@user-km6ue7cg5e It did. There is no way in hell 682 survives a raid of about 150 SCP-173s when a single one already had beaten his ass up.

[@siriwanmoonpongsiriwanmoon9930]

Scp 682:*grow 10000000 eye all over the body*

[@dustworlds5205]

Me: drops bag of peanuts Peanuts: aight time to duplicate Me: oh NO Me: lives in North America

[@rogrock9509]

SCP-173: WE CONQUERED HALF THE WORLD! Scp-001:day breaks* Everything: oh sh

[@briceschiele6955]

NO ONE LIKE IT! IT IS NOW 49 LIKES! IT IS NOW THE COMMENT OF THE DOCTOR!

[@Coffee_4_Free]

scp 173 would be fine because it has no flesh its just a stone bitch

[@doodlenoodle5466]

@@Coffee_4_Free according to the wiki, when day breaks remove all anomalous properties of scp, all of it. So I guess scp 173 would became normal statue

[@loganboss1381]

@@doodlenoodle5466 scps that are made of organic matter have their properties removed, scp 173 is a metal statue, it keeps snapping necks

[@macangelotiarus7489]

let's get 173 likes bois

[@Auchentoshan]

"Dr. Bright is in charge of the Containment." seems legit

[@benrogers8520]

Sup doc There's no pestilence here

[@crabjest]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not a single soul: The foundation: Dr. Bright is in charge of containment

[@xorloz9637]

Californian 1: Yo, that statue is so gnarly. Californian 2: Yeah man, so radic- *neck snap* Californian 1: Dude that was sooo radical

[@whenyououynehw9338]

If i go to California and see this.your getting a award from me

[@whenyououynehw9338]

@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 heh, i got a plan

[@austinfisher3021]

U mean [redacted]

[@xorloz9637]

One day, 42 likes?!?!?! Thanks so much guys

[@ramenramen8072]

I was born and still live in California and i can confirm that there are peanuts everywhere they also go to school and work and i am friends with some

[@theanimationlake3661]

Somebody: *sees a scp - 173 in the United Kingdom* Scp foundation: *NUCLEAR BOMBARDMENT*

[@ricecrack2058]

682: im the strongest scp! Revised 173: *I'm about to end this whole mans career*

[@Crusader-7382]

When day breaks hold my vodka hands vodka to peanut and proceeds to destroy millions of people on day one

[@Crusader-7382]

Then he destroys scp 682 and scp 173 and 096 and 076 and 073 and only dr bright remains due to chainsaws

[@Lew_ls]

@@Crusader-7382 343: look at this dude

[@Crusader-7382]

Anxious Loser yes we should look at 173

[@Crusader-7382]

Sorry for the joke and for the brain cells it must have killed

[@yungcartiglobal5206]

Everybody gangsta till the peanuts start multiplying

[@christianrussell9215]

There not know

[@christianrussell9215]

No peanut

[@snufflebunny539]

Aw shit, here we g- *snap*

[@Anno888]

The peanut vs the statues That fight would determine the alfa nut

[@alucard3689]

Why doesn’t this comment have a lot of likes...

[@DRUMCANJONES22]

The peanuts will win

[@highadmiraljt5853]

The peanut has already defeated 682 and 096. The peanut is godly.

[@Crusader-7382]

Oh yeah let’s see the new peanuts vs the gate data redacted

[@sideways_chip_eater6420]

I'll win becuse I'm a better snapper and smarter and a nice guy rather then just killing the planet

[@LordTrashcanRulez]

"Dr bright is in charge of the containment" This wasn't a good sign at all

[@aposescout6280]

8:29 fun isnt a factor someone considers while having an XK end of the world scenario but this.. does put a smile on my face

[@grammargestapo2918]

" *dr bright is in charge of containment* "

[@yazminsoto2937]

*”oh no’*

[@Michael-yf6bl]

You know it's getting real when bright is put in charge of something

[@ultrablueslime8216]

Chainsaw cannon time.

[@fiendfoliorealnotfake]

Doctor *W H A T*

[@roboticfish9472]

This is the end

[@annazan3439]

Original: I'm ecluid Revised: haha I'm keter Revised under 24 hours: *Evil stone laughing*

[@scoobersceeber9021]

@TeletubbiesGaming revised in an alternate universe: haha I'm thaumiel

[@bolt1437]

SCP-173 when they realise that some animals can't blink...

[@radvhs44]

Scp foundation: the strongest scp we currently have is scp 682. It possesses great healing and power an- Class D: but... *why’s there 150 statues surrounding a dead lizard body?* Scp foundation: ...

[@radvhs44]

He’s strong powerful but like you just need to not look at him thats it.

[@thepotatoof4219]

@THE GREAT PAPYRUS He got his ass lent to him by 173 in their first meetup anyway.

[@thepotatoof4219]

@@radvhs44 Nah, 173 easily beat him up without any efforts, and kept beating for 5 hours until shy guy decided to just get the hell out of his chamber.

[@thepotatoof4219]

@THE GREAT PAPYRUS SCP 173 is smart, especially in the hivemind-like network the instances created. They'll know that a single instance is capable enough of taking down 096. At most, they'll need two. So a single or two instances of 173 will deal with 096 and the rest can do their job of conquering the world. And even in the termination log, 173 moved even before 096 could look on him, let alone pounce on 173 like he normally does to his victims. 096 wouldn't be able to see 173, at least not before having his neck snapped. Even if he does an instance approaching him, the other instance has their back covered. There's no way 096 would survive. He'll only serve as a minor distraction to 173's spread. Case closed.

[@thepotatoof4219]

@THE GREAT PAPYRUS He didn't 'survive'. 682 disengaged from him, and 096 went to a corner in retreat. They both were exhausted from fighting each other, and hence easily recontained. In the 173-096 termination log, 173 was relentless. However many times 096 got up, 173 would snap his neck again and again with no effort. It was later 096 who retreated, not 173. A swarm of 173s were able to tear apart 682 (implying that they killed 682 but we're not sure on this one) and they'll definitely destroy 096.

[@izzadsatria3711]

SCP 173 : *ripped apart SCP 682 Dr. Bright : This put a smile on my face

[@drbright2073]

It is thAnos

[@weirdogiant6886]

SCP-173: I am an almost unstoppable SCP. SCP-173 Revised: Hold our beers.

[@feet3857]

but revised would just multiply.

[@ZoruaZorroark]

makes me think of the peanut events on scp:sl servers

[@wherespetscop2pyro225]

Zayin Frye that’s not how the meme format works

[@yocats9974]

Hold our beers*

[@insertname.5985]

Hold my neck.

[@madkirk7431]

when 173 multiplies so you start cloning armies of 131 to stop them: *you dare oppose me mortal?*

[@darthnerd4432]

What is 173?

[@tertiaryerror]

@@darthnerd4432 the nut

[@variegatus4674]

@@tertiaryerror faps

[@blandscaperr]

Yeah, I totally agree the foundation should produce a LOT of 131 using 038 and refine them to very fine using 914

[@Kurtizss]

*WORLD WAR STONE*

[@danbrown5736]

Peanut: Am I a joke to you all?

[@ImWhyMortalsCry]

*WORLD WAR CONCRETE*

[@yinghuang1521]

Starring Brad Pitt.

[@DemonHunter2271]

@Holgam23 😆

[@DemonHunter2271]

@CrusaderZirαs 😆

[@pinkpuff8562]

Your art is just getting better and better! It looks so good my dude. Keep it up

[@pao2725]

**walking stone arrives in wales** Government: "destroy the country"

[@Daveyhmmm]

no more sheep

[@Daveyhmmm]

(no offense meant)

[@acrxu8573]

I’m from wales and I am simply petrified that there will be no more sheep for me to get frisky with😂. Hwyl fawr frinddiau!

[@dataexpunged3914]

What else are you gonna do, have the same shit happen in Europe as in the USA?

[@gavinmerasty8369]

*kamakaźi*

[@loganbell9677]

Who would win? Mr steal your neck and his peanut palls vs all of humanity.

[@Organ101]

I mean, humans are fucking stupid already, we would just backstab and betray each other to survive. The peanuts however are one, they are almighty. ALL HAIL PEANUT, SNAPPER OF NECKS!!!!

[@Johnnypoopfart123]

@@Organ101 hivenut Honeycomb flavor

[@luizneto8665]

150 peanuts: exist SCP-682: confused screams

[@FookMi69]

"Verified sighting of SCP-173 in Wales, The United Kingdom" *No survivors* Wrong. I’m from Wales and i survived the- *Snap*

[@Sgil97]

Sa-*Snaps*

[@cadelgent1617]

jees what are you a super mutant they nuked wales

[@kektuss]

They only counted the people but not the sheep

[@PoochiePookie12]

*_THE GREAT SNAP_*

[@geradosolusyon511]

Thanos: Now this is how you do it...

[@divop_]

No one: Absolutely no one: No one in the universe: Not anyone: Not a single soul: SCP-173: **stone scrapping noises**

[@tiuhanzjonas9953]

You mean No one in the outerverse?

[@Meow-tp2oc]

s c r a p p i n g

[@generalgrievous2202]

LOOK ITS PEANUT!!!

[@Dragon-77D9]

AHHHHH!!!