Scraps: Oinko The Boinko | CONAN on TBS

As Andy Ritcher puts it, "this is like the sketch that we would do if we were faking being a sketch house as a cover for our drug smuggling operation."
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Scraps: Oinko The Boinko | CONAN on TBS
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[@lazybacon7520]

Holy crap, this is "nut spoon" levels of stupid comedic brilliance.

[@videogamechangers605]

Bring back Oinko!

[@hockeyking30]

ITS THE BANE OF THE CREWS EXISTENCE

[@onjofilms]

I don't know. I'm pretty sober here and haven't been stoned in months. That might be my problem.

[@niklashansen5432]

Oinko! Oinko! Oinko!

[@JoeyLevenson]

Almost!

[@chadwickerman]

I think we just saw the moment Conan decided to change his show format.

[@dsmj7389]

I would hope so.

[@Paulafan5]

This is funnier than his last 2 seasons.

[@ilikemusic9599]

@@Paulafan5 sush now.

[@chipwhitley6509]

More like another episode of Conan questions his life choices

[@danzam40]

I love how much André is delighted when his own sketch bombs. 😂

[@dontbememe7364]

He has a brain tumor. Alot of side effects. Still smells the burning rubber

[@danzam40]

@@dontbememe7364 he can build a dome over the stadium. You know, dome it up.

[@gustafsone]

Andre is freaking hilarious. I love seeing all of the other writers faces when Oinko actually shows up in costume and starts walking down the stairs. They all knew this idea was stupid, but when they actually saw the costume and the hammer, they all died in the best possible way. As much as I already love Conan's show, these "Scraps" videos are almost just as good as the stuff that actually makes it onto the show!

[@lqprimetime4169]

They said just cut to Andre for the sketch, he has lost it, him and Matt just crack up every time they know they have done something dumb. And Conan sees they know they messed up when their face is in their hands. Went a little different with the "dogs see different than humans" compared to the Seagull

[@aclerok]

2:53 - "I wouldn't... I wouldn't come near me."

[@dlxmarks]

I still can't decide if Conan meant that as stage direction for the sketch or if he was so disgusted with the bit that he wanted the Oinko actor to stay the hell away from him.

[@smileforthesun]

David Marks I think he didn't want to get his hair messed up? Maybe the hammer hit?

[@simp-slayer]

I feel like Andy's drug smuggling joke was underappreciated.

[@sxc7566]

Right..joke...👀

[@DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly]

Also 'It could be fun to see oniko bonk non plused unentertained people'

[@chaotics5395]

I just love how oinko slowly stumbling down the stairs and depressingly hitting people in the head lol

[@Norsilca]

I really wanna know who they convinced to be oinko

[@HOTD108_]

@@Norsilca George Clooney.

[@memorieswithouthomes1438]

Seeing Andres just crack up at the stupidity and absurdity makes it even funnier. I watch this like once a week to cheer up.

[@athanatic]

I keep the Andre playlist in my back pocket for just that! (Grimsburg is pretty good, glad he is working. His movie review podcast is nuts too!)

[@AplusNerd777]

Next season on Conan: People are bringing signs to bring Oinko back without production knowing.

[@manormanman7092]

This actually sounds good.

[@macillus]

We need to assemble a massive group of fans and all show up with Oinko shirts and signs.

[@adamdavenport8009]

@@macillus OMFG! That would be hilarious! 😆

[@thegreatscode]

Funniest delayed joke ever. It sounded so corny at first but became hilarious for no reason

[@eyarbroughzone]

You described Conan best....hilarious for no reason. Like the cactus that played "We Didn't Start The Fire" on the flute.

[@clutchyfinger]

Oh please. Youve aired worse.

[@Trapinnewyork44]

😂😂😂they LITERALLY have 😂😂😂

[@alphabetsoup342]

So much worse. I remember when he did the world's largest crown bit two nights in a row and just stacked the image on the audience on top of each other. At least this makes me laugh and is dumb on purpose.

[@atulkishan3752]

Wikibear. I still don't know what they were thinking

[@oddgirlsophie]

@@atulkishan3752 nah hes a new york icon

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

@@atulkishan3752 wikibear is worse ? do we live in different universe ?

[@LCloudofficial]

2:53 "I wouldn't come near me" lol the disappointment on Conan's face XD

[@TheUrbanEpicure]

Disappointment? You mean anger and condescension?

[@pedropascalDaddy]

Dont know coukdve been sarcastic

[@christopherbauer9991]

2:55 "I wouldn't...I wouldn't...I wouldn't come near me...."

[@AdamPFarnsworth]

It's like Andy said hi to us at the end! I feel validated!

[@soth1sol]

conan scraps will still be a thing in 2019, right?

[@SmugSuspenders]

It will be the only thing

[@sven._.2739]

They have a contract until 2020

[@tacobellemployee6836]

@@sven._.2739 F

[@MrGopalrockz]

@@sven._.2739 2022* though

[@RowdyAbilene]

In 2021 too!

[@catsupchutney]

Reminds of old Letterman in the late 80s. It had that underground feel to it, where the flatter the joke was the more you felt you were in on something nobody else got.

[@jackp9589]

Ohhh Gotcha Queue Sabre Dance!

[@genghiscan2918]

They could totally mine this as a Mandela effect. "Hey, remember Oinko the Boinko? He was one of those classic Conan characters, like Payroll Pam and Steve the Talking Retired Geriatric Research Mouse"

[@KKAkuoku]

That latter one plausibly sounds like the name of a character from the old Late Night show. I miss those days

[@FennDewnen]

Feels like a Rick and Morty-inspired sketch at that point. oo-wee.

[@jemster38]

Always love seeing Andrés in sketches, he's great!

[@MonaRoo88]

Jemster Does he do Butterscotch?? 🙃

[@DuckiestBoat959]

Of all the skits, this is the one that broke him

[@comment22889]

Yes

[@carlotta4th]

This one is actually legitimately funny, though. I think sometimes Conan skits drag on for too long, but this was the perfect amount and the reveal of the pig was good! (particularly how he kept hitting the same guy).

[@angelicugh6150]

I think the longer this sketch would drag on the funnier it would be too cause it’s like they’re beating a dead joke

[@joh2418]

I like to imagine Jordan Schlansky is in the costume.

[@dingnghetakhiangte3870]

Conan's always with his guitar on scraps🤣😂

[@gabbymess1148]

Dingngheta Khiangte yeah. I wonder why

[@silverfritzreah5598]

noticed too. He likes to play obviously, but one time he said how frustrating it is to be careful not to play anything familiar that needs licensing cos then it needs to be paid and so everything he plays on sketches or what are all made up lol

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Lol conan is like me

[@ishmamshahir9707]

Is it his though??? :3

[@RyonRykal]

Good, but NOTHING can come near the nut spoon skit!

[@roryhartong-redden6612]

It's so bad Conan doesn't even say it's bad. All you can do is laugh!

[@kavel22]

This is one of the best bits ever!!! Oinko the Boinko going down the stairs made me fell off my chair laughing........whoever came up with the name Oinko the Boinko deserves a raise...that alone is pure genius.

[@lanceknuth5300]

Oh my gosh. Watching the staff laugh at this makes it a thousand times better. Except the woman at the top. She never breaks character. If this had aired she would deserve an Emmy.

[@ctrainbeats]

she looked legitimately surprised lmao

[@jameszimmerman1069]

@@ctrainbeats she looked mad

[@omarjimenez8895]

This is one of the stupidest scraps I've ever seen... God I love Conan

[@squidcaps4308]

One of the best sketches i've sen in a while, this premise is hilarious. Do it for real. Bring back Oinko! Bring back Oinko! Bring back Oinko! Bring back Oinko! Bring back Oinko! Bring back Oinko! Bring back Oinko! Bring back Oinko! Bring back Oinko! Bring back Oinko! Bring back Oinko! Bring back Oinko! Bring back Oinko!

[@swiftslick]

No. just. NO.

[@ccggenius]

The problem is that having done it already ruins the premise. How can they gaslight Conan about a character that never existed, if he actually existed?

[@1014p]

SquidCaps this is really stupid

[@GregD87]

Once you hear/know Andrés laugh, you can hear him laughing in the background in the other scraps

[@kevinheezay]

2:56 “ don’t come near me “ 😂😭💯💯💯

[@jeffsummstl]

I love how they were huge fans of something that hadn’t happened yet.

[@patreekotime4578]

You gotta love that the ONE person really not trying to sell it was the guy who wrote it. Jessie was really committed!

[@joewojtecki9991]

I love Preparation H Raymond

[@maning005]

Don't file Oinko the Boinko! He's hilarious!

[@Cleo_ooo]

"I wouldn't come near me"LMAOOOOOO MOOD

[@Otterice]

I love Andres laughing uncontrollably.

[@sevagapkarian4699]

Bring back Andy’s little sister Stacey.

[@irock2403]

Amy Poehler

[@sevagapkarian4699]

In my opinion Stacey was the funniest character Amy Poehler played and also my favorite Conan character.

[@mccallosone4903]

YES

[@perishark234]

Is this an oingo boingo reference...?

[@DurkMcGerk]

Weird story but there was an old show called "Dream On" on Showtime and Jason Alexander played a lawyer in one episode who was defending a pig puppet named Mr. Oinky Boinky. Never been able to find that clip.

[@APisceanSlant]

I actually had tears from laughter, as Oinko was gingerly coming down the stairs, boinking people 😂

[@dirtydave2691]

I love watching them lose it in these. Real laughter is always so contagious.

[@sdsumiguel5937]

Oinko is the President of Oinklivaguey!

[@adomcbado]

Wtf did i just watch

[@spinakker14]

I like sketches that start off by going nowhere for a few minutes

[@Doorhenge]

I thought this was some sort of brilliant , self-loathing, self-aware, meta humor, about the nature of Conan's humor on his show. Of course goofball lyrics and just a pig costume is funny too.

[@Bonzulac]

Are funny.

[@11matt11]

Andy's idea is brilliant. Make this a cover for some illicit operation being covered up by the staff. It would work perfectly then.

[@skinnyhawk6924]

Your videos are so funny Conan, these videos help me with my depression that I've been struggling for quite some time. Thank you so much for everything, I'll always support you.

[@seatah6659]

why does oinko look so depressed and dead inside

[@SmileFIN]

He knows his career is over and he is going to be bacon within a week, I'd quess.

[@Bonzulac]

You're projecting.

[@idalarsen2540]

Because Jordan Schlansky is inside Oinko, probably. He is the epitome of depressed and dead inside.

[@shantanuroysarkar3371]

😂😂😂😂I died like multiple times when Oinko 🐷 was boinking the hammer over the empty seats! 😅😅😅

[@migscapo]

I could tell early on that Andre wrote this sketch lol

[@HGBMD]

BRING BACK CLOPPY THE HORSE

[@Flash_IL]

Bring Back Oinkk

[@keithrickson8522]

Conan at his worst is still funnier than anything Jimmy Fallon has done in his entire career.

[@riffhouse9013]

Real character! holy eff, that's good!

[@nikoskabbadias]

This sketch made me forget how to speak english for a week.

[@zoewillard3749]

I thought this was going to involve Oingo Boingo somehow 😂

[@HypePriestess]

Same. 😂

[@peppyluscious]

Dude at 2:35 got boinked like six times lmaooo!!

[@SkatePvP10]

You guys made a mistake not going to air with this

[@adelardj7026]

I laughed through the whole video xD

[@bensdemosongs]

2:55 colder than a vampire’s demeanour

[@t23001]

500,000+ views, generating laughs and revenue for years and years.

[@moritzschroder]

i already watched this clip like four times, the song is so damn catchy!!

[@absolutless]

These are great. I hope they continue in the next show. Makin my monday

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

is it weird now that i sing the oinko the boinko theme song unintentionally XD

[@JawnsBlawg]

I heard Jessie's voice with the "He wants to write it off" comment, she always has great one liners

[@cookinkid]

Oinko best Cononoko

[@BrownEyedPrincess1]

I thought that Jerry/Gary/Larry from Parks and Rec in the thumbnail lol

[@doubles7533]

Brown Eyes Princess it’s not him?

[@captainamerica2740]

I hate you

[@jamb5057]

This first one that got boinked-she mad!!! 😂

[@youngThrashbarg]

Oinko The Boinko - Dead hams party

[@oberkorn13]

Who could ask for boar?

[@sujata15164]

My favourite scrap😂😂... Oinko the Boinko🔥🔥😝

[@OoJoshioO]

2:54min ...is conan angry or so? or is he acting,have never seen him so serious

[@devindrapayment1097]

Now we just need some real audience members to show up with Oinko the Boinko signs, cheering for the return of their favourite Conan character. "You know, Oinko the Boinko, the beloved Conan character from the Scraps episode on KZbin"

[@SAM-zn3ct]

Conan seems legit pissed off at being approached by whoever was in the pig costume at 2:53

[@treehousekohtao]

Andre!?! That's Tony the cameramen

[@memoramos4833]

Too bad it didn’t air

[@ChristopherGittings]

Now, since you've done this bit in the past (even if just in rehearsal), I can say, for real: Bring back Oinko the Boinko!!!!

[@johnnyreality]

Oingo boingo is not going to be happy about this...

[@ryansides2744]

Really?? 2 15s commercials before every 2 minute clip? Wtf...

[@Berserker1041]

2:08 that first woman who got boinked was really shocked throughout the boinking! she looked SOOOO offended and even when the last guy was boinked multiple times, she had to look and see if everyone would get boinked too! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@NosHyena]

I laughed out loud really hard to this. More sketches like this please 😂

[@VitorMiguell]

2:09 she really hated that

[@Message167]

lmao I didn't know it was coming lmaooooo

[@rudythewriter8088]

This is amazing

[@AF-ev3zg]

BRING BACK OINKO!!!

[@newbigjon]

Saw André in the thumbnail and immediately clicked, now I'm getting André videos recommended to me. Also... the mandela effect.

[@JohnPellman]

New theory for the inspiration for this sketch: André took acid, saw a commercial for Hefty's Zoo Pal disposable plates from the early 2000s and then listened to some Danny Elfman.

[@minesg9511]

I've been a huge fan of Conan's since the 90's. This.is.awesome. Love how they are always changing things up.

[@abbycalifornia8357]

It's so stupid it's funny

[@superjare23]

2:25 the people in the back itch their heads at the same time. Also this part is funny asf

[@lmao2351]

Conan looks like the ginger version of the dad from the gifted.

[@charliem27]

Jesse’s laugh is so distinct it’s great

[@ReBeLhIpI]

should have aired it

[@sasori1938]

I thought I was watching pbs kids for a second

[@Jamfogerty]

Mandela effect!

[@PIXPromosMore]

Oinko the Boinko is right up there with the Dancing Gorillas and the Quake Guy as my favorite characters kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHuYXqyad8uigZo

[@Proxybot]

OML is that Pepa's Cousin?

[@jauipop]

It’s funnier when I imagine that they put Jordan Schlansky in the Oinko suit.

[@Fancy_PotHead]

It's 4 am, that oink part feels like a fever dream.

[@vemoes]

Loving the Scraps Scraps on KZbin Jr.!

[@georgedulle6601]

the line "when he used to drill holes in your desk and say profanities" is coming from a member of the writing staff who's tired of people saying they miss characters from the Late Night days and the new writer saying "i don't get it. it's some random absurd thing meeting another random absurd thing. it's stupid." the whole sketch is like Conan annoyed with fans saying "bring back Preparation H Raymond" but the new writers can't come up with anything that's not extremely literal and lame and cringey

[@jennyyeh4730]

Why does Conan always have a guitar during scraps ? But never plays

[@rezaman2080]

I'm literally crying my eyes out XDDDD

[@avgjoeyoudontknow2274]

First like

[@coosoorlog]

rehearsal clips! real fan material here! dude we're blessed!