SCRATCH IT & WANK

[@skullplasma0221]

1:24 Finally, an uncensored version

[@Trojixx]

0:29 You did my man Drek dirty lmao

[@cruzeLacao]

WhIcH yOu CaN pOsSiBlY uNdErStAnD

[@Max-iq8hi]

@@cruzeLacao "COULDN'T"

[@purpledragon1945]

I HaVe A sMaLl PeNIs

[@skullplasma0221]

Contradicts the “Drek’s Large Penis” YTP lol

[@memestar4348]

The drek nearly killed me

[@averagegamer3781]

WhIcH YoU CouLdn’T PoSsIBLy UndErStAND

[@dundy7691]

Drek: *FECK OFF!*

[@Yggaming_34193]

Me too

[@Molgi15]

Me too

[@crazyworldoutthere4379]

You mean chairmen chair

[@sharkedog6007]

Using highly sophisticated technology...: shows crotchitizer

[@Max-iq8hi]

Most likely it's "Decrotchatizer" now ;)

[@spikeynay7381]

Which you couldn’t possibly understand

[@ALLMETAL1970]

0:23 this whole segment with chairman chair is hilarious

[@Ricky911_]

I laughed so hard I have no idea how many times I've paused the vid just to laugh it off lmfao

[@AbbacchioUzumaki_77]

Drek's "poisonous cum" for Breakfast.. His ass gonna get beat by Quark.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DRILLER19581]

2:33 I literally stared to wheeze uncontrollably

[@AbbacchioUzumaki_77]

Me too.. This is too funny!

[@Max-iq8hi]

0:50 That way instead of the Deplanetizer, Chairman Chair could've made the Decrotchatizer, based on Captain Qwark's idea for the Crotchatizer, and the Personal Hygienator... I guess, that's why he had an endorsement with Qwark XD

[@emperornefarious5273]

CC: "So, it has cum to this. Once I step this ignition switch, a countdown will commence. The end of which signals the destruction of your pitful penis!" W: "There must be another way to f*** your overpopulated ass" C: "You think what this is about? Who do you think f***ed our last penis? I did. This is about one thing and one thing only. CUM, and lots of it. You see, I've been paid for every square inch of my new penis. Once the inhabitants move in, I will begin f***ing their overpopulated ass as well! Then the whole thing starts all over again. Ahhhhhh, brilliant..." W: "Why you evil little f***..."

[@AbbacchioUzumaki_77]

"His Poisonous Cum is gonna get a "ASS" whooping by Qwark!! 🤣🤣

[@kevinmsweeney9475]

Congratulations you ruined my childhood

[@adrian614]

Mine was allready

[@viiikalendasjulii4649]

Mine was ruined years ago with the Original three games' sex jokes

[@viiikalendasjulii4649]

@@Badman-o0o 3 Really went up with the sex jokes, two had a lot too, I played both and to be honest Going commando's sex jokes were a bit more memorable

[@phil_zupra_b5880]

Welcome to: I never knew i wanted this. R&C YTPs 🤣

[@malcolmphillip6233]

0:29 No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: My 8 year old brother after measuring... you know:

[@bobochungi1541]

3:21 I laughed WAY to hard

[@dundy7691]

The best part of Drek Cussing so much made me died of laughter! 😂

[@AbbacchioUzumaki_77]

"The Poisonous CUM is funny dude..

[@Axeeco]

2:07 so well edited

[@phatoume227]

A masterpiece.

[@christianbarbosa1746]

Thanks a lot! You killed me with laughter!

[@LOLMAN9538]

Although the jokes were simple, I died at their deliveries

[@skittstuff]

this whole series is so good, I keep coming back to rewatch them like an idiot

[@charlieminers2892]

Genuinely one of the funniest poops I've seen in a while. Bravo!

[@Axeeco]

“Unfortunately, you have no penis” Man, why is this so funny?

[@phatoume227]

Man, ytp sentence mixing is always a treat.

[@yfnratchet]

I love this

[@umbralupin6488]

awesome! enjoy the rest of the series :)

[@Randive]

Finally a ratchet and wank vid

[@darthvader5363]

I seriously believe this is the best YTP anyone has ever made ever. It is so funny. Congrats on being a funny guy 🤣

[@darthvader5363]

[@vergilonachair4487]

The bit where he said: of course, sacrifices, which you couldnt possibly understand must be made, should have been in the game tho

[@mistlyplays]

Bro it's only been like one minute and im already crying.

[@kvxenon]

I laughed WAY too hard at Hiroshima

[@rocksolidwood]

You are the only person I've seen to do this. Favourite game series parodied? One hundred percent

[@chimininotshering4529]

CLANK Y U SAY THE S WORD?! XD

[@bobedwards8647]

3:06 hi you need to know about BT

[@-12Sided]

I want to play this game. It appears Scratchit is correct. You can’t buy the brand new Scratch it and Wank 😢

[@umbralupin6488]

At least you can watch all the cutscenes right here!

[@-12Sided]

Haha! Wasn’t expecting a reply! Every time man. Hilarious every time 😂

[@sebastiantowler2196]

Derek: Hi! You need to know about BT. Me: I do!

[@coleferguson9354]

This shit is gold good work

[@umbralupin6488]

thanks man, enjoy the rest :)

[@DeathBringer9216]

yo lmfao 10 seconds in and I'm already about to fall out laughing...."you bet...I---SHIT with it"

[@ritapusateri2328]

You deserve way more subscribers!!

[@RKRo313]

More like scratch it & DANK

[@friendboy5319]

I frikin laughed so hard

[@umbralupin6488]

survived to see the second one :)

[@christianbarbosa1746]

Yes

[@newcastlefan983]

3:21 man she must be living under a rock if she's reporting such a tragedy

[@mr.velasco4919]

i mean, ratchet and clank came out in the early 2000s lol

[@rosamariadelgado9595]

Lol the name and plot of this is so f#cking hilarious

[@Fandestdh]

3:25 that really sounds like a hl2 Kleiner's voice

[@sound-wave00]

I would actually like to see the voice of Kleiner to make a Clank impression

[@alden4240]

2:14 he looks like gman

[@sound-wave00]

Chairman Drek? Yeah he actually kinda does

[@Trojixx]

Bruh Clank sus af

[@moistman2346]

the ending is positively golden

[@jeezusgurl]

Wank: Yummy.. Scratch it: Bruh.. I'm not a robot.. so get off me! Wank: I can make you into a robot, tho.. Scratch it: Boy, get off no! Get off! AAAAAH!!! Me: OH MY GOSH.. THIS IS SO WEIRD 😑😑😑

[@pokipal7807]

These are the cut out scenes LMAO

[@cheesefinder111]

This actually made me cry, I’m not kidding my eyes are leaking and I can’t breathe 💀

[@fakesmile172]

Right in my childhood

[@Yggaming_34193]

Sorry I can’t breath of this

[@Chovey]

this gives me nostalgia

[@notalltypeofbadhrs150]

The Dislikes were from people who can't possibly understand.

[@ImALombax]

2:03

[@Knollag]

P € n i s

[@maurycyoseka1057]

Captain Quark: Dose this ever happened to you? - 2:34

[@minxthesphinx6323]

Has this ever happened to you nagasaki

[@AbyssClips197]

The title 😂🤣

[@hydraulichydra8363]

An ancient artifact from the days before AI!

[@imusedfor8876]

Hey umpa dreamworks blocked shed 2

[@esquad0613]

This makes me want a rated m ratchet and clank game

[@mr.velasco4919]

sunset overdrive is basically rated m r&c so i think u might like it

[@Shirofazbear]

When is scratch it and wank ripped apart coming out

[@potatoman-bu7mn]

I lost my shit at the drek part

[@FiveFiveOfFire]

This 💩 got me wheezing 😂😂😂

[@IcyFir3902]

Shit: 1. A person’s belongings, 2. Feeces after sitting on the toilet..

[@-12Sided]

0:18-0:21 that doesn’t even sound edited 😂😂

[@BogdanAnastasiei]

2:08 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@Spidey-eq1eh]

Dear Umbra Lupin By any chance you are related to Hellion Hero?

[@someguywhogodknows7348]

I dying of This moment

[@Shantae-June22002]

3:50 Chairman Chair with another Announcement

[@cruzeLacao]

WHICH YOU CAN PoSsIbLy UNDERSTAND "AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN KISS MY A**" Chairman Chair

[@andrewjones9547]

3:42 what the frick

[@DaRaginLombax]

'Change of Mass into my Ass'

[@vtresa]

That i play this game on 2015

[@yayayayayayay1000]

Perfecto

[@noahkalberg]

Inspirational

[@donnienichols8622]

Omg lol

[@umbralupin6488]

stay tuned for the next one :)

[@derk-306]

I'm in search of someone who can shite xD

[@LaytonBosma]

f 0:01 0:01 😂😂

[@Exoskeleton2921]

I.. don’t understand Y u here

[@timtamtomuk283]

so funny haha

[@spider-man500]

What is the link to this? I want to send the link to Charmx so he can watch this

[@umbralupin6488]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hofTaYiJl6uHbKs&lc=UgyEPXuf1sjeS0RyY0J4AaABAg

[@spider-man500]

Umbra Lupin Thanks! Now I can FINALLY get him to see this

[@umbralupin6488]

awesome man@@spider-man500

[@sephchils829]

what the fuck did i just watch

[@ir0547]

oh yeah its Australian made playstation game

[@Goatman54]

I'm super mad using us as jokes I will give you one

[@LaytonBosma]

1:37 1:45

[@nathohkipling797]

My fave game

[@robplyter4165]

Is this a ytp?

[@memestar4348]

Yeah

[@Shrek-hb3mc]

No This is art

[@-12Sided]

Shrek god has spoken

[@maskmonkey654]

I love this game I played this one and the second one for PS2 PS4 version isn't the same

[@ntombikhonandlovu9931]

How could you ruin history of ratchet and clank u should be ashamed

[@umbralupin6488]

rest assured I have a great love for the franchise, I just awakened a humorous way of channeling it...

[@cheesefinder111]

MmmmmmmmmMmMmMmm *N U K E* 💥 🍄 ☁️

[@ariluvsmelaniemartinez]

You need to be careful with what you post my brother is watching this now he says it every day now he doesn’t focus go to hell

[@ct.25.300]

maybe you are a chairman chair

[@ct.25.300]

maybe you are a chairman chair

[@ct.25.300]

maybe you are a chairman chair

[@ct.25.300]

maybe you are a chairman chair

[@ct.25.300]

maybe you are a chairman chair

[@kyoobur4000]

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