Honest Trailers - Jurassic World

[@MaCabaret]

You missed an excellent opportunity to say "Jurassic parks and recreation"

[@saetainlatin]

Andy Dwyer is my animal spirit

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

I'm so proud of you

[@mattschumacher4581]

Wow this is the first joke from the comment section I've read that is actually clever and funny

[@infamousspade3845]

totally did lmfao!

[@karinacole218]

You are amazing

[@ARCtrooperblueleader]

"She doesn't even know what SHE is." - Dead. xD

[@eddmund3973]

Lol😂😂

[@iforgot87872]

... It's a funny edit... but she's clearly the park manager while Masrani is the owner.

[@naaviii7034]

Same HAHAHAHAHA

[@JPOG7TV]

every jurassic Park film has a divorced couple

[@JPOG7TV]

+jorgedontola092 the two kids in the first film: divorced parents malcoms daughter: divorced parents Eric's parents: divorced jurassic world kids: parents getting divorced it's mentioned briefly in each films dialogue

[@limon16025]

I didn't notice about the first one But nobody cares about Eric's parents, that movie was the worst Jurassic Parc by far

[@i3xxxhot]

Holy shit...you're right

[@NarutoUzumaki-sj5rq]

Who was divorced on the first one?

[@NarutoUzumaki-sj5rq]

+jorgedontola092 how do we know they're divorced?

[@avalynamara]

“When shopping carts can’t even leave 20 feet away from the store” I’m dieing

[@mitchellhughes5180]

Dying

[@DeepikaGinger]

That ride was a seriously bad idea

[@MelkofficialYT]

dying

[@lalehiandeity1649]

I don’t know what stores are using that technology, but it ain’t the one I work at.

[@HerooftheWild]

Dying

[@k.c.slawncare6046]

That tone change at You're my boy Blue!" XD

[@JessiV2]

+Kyle Clement Blue was a female...

[@blackrose86lh]

+Jessi V Think it's a clip from Old School

[@JessiV2]

blackrose86lh Ah Never saw that. Reference was lost on me :(

[@BrynjarReynisson]

+Jessi V you should watch it. So funny

[@BrynjarReynisson]

It was will ferrell

[@MusiColeMF]

Say "I'm gonna have to science the SHIT out of this"

[@mediawatcher9225]

Did they just reference Steven universe?

[@mmicb0b]

+Mediawatcher yes

[@mediawatcher9225]

+mmicb0b I want to see an honest trailer for that show, see what kind of joke they can make, like how the fanbase loves lapis and peridot even though they tried to kill Steven.

[@mmicb0b]

Mediawatcher yep same only they make fun of the gayness (Amethyst and Steven are pretty much the only two main characters that aren't gay)(we don't even know if that applies to Amethyst too)

[@PanfuSerenity]

+mmicb0b And now I just need to make a "Draw me like one of your French girls" meme with that one large painting of Amethyst in Vidalia's garage, thanks for the idea.

[@KittenoftheBroccoli]

My aunt and I watched this, and we eventually just started creating our own narrative. Our version of the movie ended with Blue calling on his Pterodactyl sidekick to come pick him up so they could fly away to fight crime together, while the T-Rex left the island to become an accountant at a law firm.

[@joakimmyanna6853]

+fireclaw316 CWUUL.

[@pathora44]

+fireclaw316 No no no we all know the raptors escaped the island by building a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. There Blue would lie low and take odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington. Points if you get the reference.

[@Johnny0lovely69]

+pathora44 Everyone's a Critic.

[@pathora44]

John Goodrich AHHH you get it.

[@KittenoftheBroccoli]

pathora44 I don't, but it was funny, anyway.

[@daverobson3084]

" Is the assistants death scene cool, or completely excessive and unjustified?" YES.

[@PViolety]

Unjustified

[@aaddiis45021]

Cooool

[@jenniferscott4900]

Over kill and cool all at the same time 😂

[@e.j5813]

I’m guessing he never red Lost World book. I’d say is a lil more disturbing than The Jurassic World movie

[@Dynaman21]

Knowing she asked for it to be over the top and then delivering has me leaning towards the former.

[@baller9real]

I saw the Deadpool honest trailer on Facebook, so I hopped on KZbin, and found this channel. Now, I can't stop watching honest trailers.

[@hakamadam8258]

same. It's a problem.

[@SherwinSeby]

Welcome to the cult.

[@billwest9090]

Same but I started with Breaking Bad

[@wasimaktar5558]

+Billy Westley I started with pokemon go

[@sanderflop]

Glad to have you with us friend

[@screenjunkies]

All ScreenJunkies tees on sale for $12 for the rest of October! ►► bit.ly/SJMerch

[@davidk1308]

+Screen Junkies Honest trailer for "The Martian"!!!

[@MRabel389]

+Screen Junkies smosh movie

[@TitanAngel001]

+Screen Junkies Honest trailer for "I am Legend"!!!

[@jake_p]

pls do an honest trailer for Madea's Witness Protection or The Village do it just do it!

[@redHudson8]

+Screen Junkies Do Happy Gilmore! And say "Damn Alligator bit my hand off!"

[@elliotgale470]

HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GOING TO OPEN UP THIS MURDER THEME PARK????

[@aileenarip]

Elliot Gale the real question is how many times would the Costa Rican Goverment let the USA destroy one of their Natural Wonders like really wtf

[@elliotgale470]

what national wonder?

[@aileenarip]

***** The Island where Jurassic Park it's supposed to be it's the Cocos Island, one of the Country's Natural Wonders If I'm not wrong I think it also used to be one of the 7 Natural Wonders of the World but I might be wrong

[@elliotgale470]

cool

[@nataliasolis1616]

No, the islands featured in the movies are Isla Nublar and Isla Sorna which are both fictional islands BASED on Isla del Coco, (Coco's Island).

[@richardpaxford5792]

"Velociraptors with fricken lazerbeams attached to their heads!"

[@Macrochenia]

That was actually a cartoon in the 80s- Dino Riders. Good times.

[@123haninhk]

"you're my boy, Blue!"

[@mikrofonija8885]

Glad to find someone who understand this reference

[@melesmeles2095]

Yep :-)

[@only1icon1801]

All we are is dust in the wind 😉😂

[@MrElionor]

I thought Blue was a girl

[@luka9911]

yes she is ;)

[@dynamitejimi]

Love how Chris Pratt says the I-Rex was raised by itself so it was antisocial, then it immediately talks to the raptors for the first time and becomes their alpha lol.

[@mathew6596]

Extremely true

[@blazejefferson]

He may have been referring to the psychological definition for antisocial as in antisocial personality disorder and not antisocial as in not social. There are psychological studies of animals raised alone in cages with no nurturing figure. They have behavioural problems.

[@blazejefferson]

hockeyking30 I'm referring to the big rampaging dinosaur not the raptors as the OP was talking about.

[@dynamitejimi]

+PRASHANT SHAAN what are you talking about? The I-Rex wasn't violent with the raptors. It literally met the raptors for the first time, started communicating with them and then they turned on the humans...

[@dynamitejimi]

+PRASHANT SHAAN gotcha. That part makes sense to me. It's their first meeting that was so funny to me.

[@KM-pn1vk]

it's bittersweet when an honest trailer comes out for a movie you actually enjoyed.. this is going to hurt. and i cant wait

[@rewardboy1]

+Myron Ketz it hurt me :(

[@jdnm797]

“That first park was legit” Really? How would he know? It never opened, it was abandoned after people got eaten by dinosaurs.

[@christopherhamilton5557]

Hey good point! You are so right. I loved the statement so much I never really thought about the fact that the park NEVER OPENED!

[@ashworld1016]

The idea of making actual dinosaurs instead of hybrid I think.

[@Ghostiification]

Well, on the same scene the lady boss says something like "people died there, show some respect" so I think it's safe to assume what happened there isn't such a big secret. Also it's still the same company that owns this park too.

[@soccerguy2433]

Lol... You think news of that disaster, death, corporate espionage, and that there are STILL REAL DINOS there (don't forget the JP2 and JP3) wouldn't get out? His statement makes sense.

[@NorrYtt]

I think that line is more about the writers of this movie giving props to the creators of the first movie.

[@ielizabethm2]

"How can the tour balls lead the park when today's technology won't let you take a shopping cart 20 feet from the grocery store." HAHAHA good point!

[@isabellablu1240]

Say "Soooft kitty, warm kitty little ball of fuuur!"

[@TayMcKenzieNZ]

+Isabella Blu YES!! xD

[@zigfaust]

+Isabella Blu Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr!

[@smashedomelette]

+Isabella Blu Rise to the top, my friend.

[@netligence]

haha. pls say that :)

[@TimedropStudios]

No Vincent D'Onofrio Daredevil reference?! "Watch as Vincent D'Onofrio plays a comic book villain more cartoonish than when he actually played a comic book villain"

[@FractalPrism.]

+TimedropStudios haha, well said! i can hear it in epic movie guy's voice.

[@MrBrotherKnowledge]

Ha! Nailed it!!

[@HOLLOHAN]

*immediately starts plan of taking over screen junkies*

[@trevorbatesanimation1883]

perfect.

[@balibee91]

+TimedropStudios Wait what. I just googled it. What. That was Kingpin? With Starlord? Was this a Disney movie?

[@Hessed3712]

“Dr. Evil levels of stupid.” 😂😂😂

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

And he's not even wrong. That does sound stupid.

[@Nebuchadnezzar31]

I loved the movie, but I call bullshit on the idea that people have gotten tired of dinosaurs to the point where they need to create new hybrids. Pssh. I would never get tired of a DINOSAUR PARK. Seriously, I would work there.

[@GetToDaChoppa-k5r]

and get eaten

[@Nebuchadnezzar31]

+hikelfin da fuk?

[@AlbinoTuxedo]

+Edgar Allan Poe I thought Poe was into ravens??

[@sanderflop]

We've gotten bored of seeing them on film therefore they try to do new things with them. It mirrors reality and if we did have real dinosaurs people would get tired of it

[@luckydominguez2654]

what if they put ravens and black cats there?

[@SuperSox97]

5:12 "But who cares, cause that T-Rex and raptor tag team fight was awesome!" Basically how I felt about the whole movie. There were countless faults in the movie, but I was satisfied just by watching that dinosaur fight at the end XD

[@isaackopstein3367]

The raptor jokes actually killed me.

[@osfilms1234]

he got me at Afghanistan

[@shamazingcharlotte2453]

+the funny Lego kid same 😂😂

[@TheMarkil2001]

I guess you're dead now

[@tylerj16]

+Hayden Christensen don't get it

[@oneshot2139]

+Isaac Kopstein RIP

[@sparker2857]

Dr Evil : I want sharks with freaking lasers on their head. James Wan - that's it? (shows him aquaman end battle scene)

[@Arpin_Lusene]

"There's another name that you might know... Zoolord."

[@harmansahani2384]

Who?

[@thomaslepage5941]

It's Zoolord man! Infamous raptor trainer? Does anybody know me?

[@jonwootton2181]

Most comments are posted by annoying nitpicky people This comment chain It's awesome

[@jonwootton2181]

Nice Guardians of the Galaxy reference I loved those movies

[@__livin_la_vida_mocha]

I understood that reference.

[@JaxBlade]

I was meh on the movie at first......AND THEN THAT FUCKIN ENDIN WIT THE OG MOTHAF**KIN T-REX and it was the same one from the first movie Teamin up with THE RAPTOR AND HAVING A KAIJU STYLE FIGHT WAS SO FUCKIN RAW and the Whole THeater was getting into it SCREAMING and I grabbed this random dude sitting next to me shaking him and he grabbed me back and we had this Bro MOMENT of yelling for the T-rex and the whole crowd was just CHEERING and THAT WAS THE DOPEST Theater experience of the year for me just cause everyone was Soooo into it hahaha it was like a goddamn 4D ride haha

[@TiciTotyTony]

Yeah definitely that fight was worth the price of emission ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° )

[@ninjarai001]

+JaxBlade Ah... nothing like a good Bro-ment

[@CerberusLives]

I thought that final scene was the worst part of the whole movie.

[@gigglekisslemur]

+CerberusLives get out

[@CerberusLives]

Traposaurus Flex That whole finale was nothing but a giant pull on our nostalgia, they were basically saying 'Look, we made a movie that is totally artless and completely bereft of any of the atmosphere, tension or sense of wonder that the first movie was full of, but LOOK IT'S THE ORIGINAL T-REX AND A RAPTOR IS RIDING IT ISN'T THAT COOL HUH KIDS?' No. It's not cool. It's tacky and cynical and boring.

[@southlondon86]

'Why don't any of these girls call the cops on this creep?' Lmfao!!!!!

[@acrispywaffleiron4014]

I want sharks with frickin' laser beams!!

[@meenmeen8696]

Max Kohn gsyhyfdu

[@meenmeen8696]

Max Kohn hjfxhg

[@meenmeen8696]

Max Kohn iiop

[@meenmeen8696]

Max Kohn Guthrie

[@jatin3135]

What movie is that ?

[@victormatterstorm196]

Say " it's just a theory, A GAME THEORY. Thanks for watching."

[@stephenrennie1739]

+Victor Matterstorm lol GAME THEORY good

[@Hydrauliskk]

Ha! nice one!

[@trainknut]

+Stephen Rennie Ooga Booga Game Theory good, me like!

[@victormatterstorm196]

I definitely want to hear him say that

[@kinotek8567]

+Victor Matterstorm Or a film theory... You know. whatever fits you.

[@MrKillerswamp]

Screen junkies are NOT allowed to complain about product placement after that review crew video.

[@ericparker9907]

For real the hypocrisy is real

[@ohair87]

+Giruga x Hakusho You mean how they cashed in on someone else's idea and slapped a logo on it so they could make some money? Hmm, sounds an awful lot like the movie they just made fun of.

[@pescigotpepsi129]

+Giruga x Hakusho True dat

[@PinkB00mer]

+ohair87 Except that never happened and it was all resolved. Check their Facebook.

[@Henbot]

+Giruga x Hakusho I am less against product placement when I learnt that the money from product placement a lot of the times goes towards extra payment for the crew.

[@Busher50]

Was wondering how long it would take before "Alan" was brought up hahaha

[@JohnWolfe]

Jurassic Park plot rehash with worse writing, worse characters, worse pacing and most importantly, no Dr. Ian Malcolm. They were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[@eliashuapilla]

The book was better, and darker. And Ian Malcolm explains more about Chaos theory.

[@dsbmitchell]

Bravo for not just having a thoughtful and accurate commentary, but for including one of the most poignant statements from the first film at the same time. Thumbs up from me!

[@nickgarcia1292]

@Talmage Taylor of course it is, its john wolfe! Great content creator who's stuck in a loop of playing dead by daylight on twitch for forever

[@johnburke4931]

Couldn’t have said it better myself!

[@AM-nz6pn]

Your comments is a Lot Worse than Fallen Kingdom itself..lol Keep Whining

[@cinedelamata]

"Vincent Donut Fritos" This is the first time I had to stop an Honest Trailer video to catch my breath!

[@AmandaClarkHOOTIE]

YESSS! I've been looking for someone on here who felt the same. I'll never call him anything else!

[@elizakohl8922]

I f*cking lost it at "Bill Nye the Evil Guy"

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

Laura Smiths 5:23.

[@AmandaClarkHOOTIE]

Vincent dounut fritos was where I lost it

[@blackdarkdarkerbleach7100]

You misssed the opportunity to say "Crisp Rat"

[@feynstein1004]

Lmao mate

[@ailemasvega]

Ryan George?

[@sonnychavez6282]

That cute assistant girl really didn't deserve to die she didn't do anything wrong and was just trying to do her job

[@alexman378]

+Sonny Chavez Well, pretty much no one deserved to die, but her death was rather nasty.

[@ava4358]

i hated her so much oh my god. she wouldnt let chris pratt do his damn job and had to take the lead all the time, even though she was in high heels and a designer jacket.

[@ava4358]

OH wait i thought you were talking about claire. yeah the babysitter girl was cool i was sad about her death

[@davidtorres4999]

+ava maclean When does Claire die?

[@wreckwrack3197]

david torres she doesn't

[@BethyALOT]

I don't usually leave comments like this, but I just want to say a massive thank you to Jon, I've had a really rough evening but hearing you say "that T-Rex raptor fight was frickin AWESOME" still put a smile on my face, I just love your voice. Thanks Jon and everyone at screen junkies, I've been binge watching honest trailers to make me feel better. Keep doing what you're doing!

[@Chocolian]

Thank God I'm not the only one that liked this one...right?

[@randybobandy5738]

loved it, I'm pretty sure they liked it too, but it's a comedy series

[@nrod411]

I liked it. a lot of other people don't, idk why.

[@intricatedesign3559]

+WarriorReshiram A recent study shows that 112% of viewers gave Jurassic World an "outstanding" review level.

[@pinheadious]

+Tong Zou (GuitarGamer44) I agree. especially the asset lady ;)

[@pinheadious]

***** Ayy lmao

[@crowcraven7837]

How that woman outrun a T-Rex with high heels. Lol

[@ruturajshiralkar5566]

Mystery of the Millenium

[@Warpaint_vlogs]

Well because just like the director the plot too was busy staring at sweaty bryce in a tank top

[@Rei_IsJustHere]

Actually it's possible

[@Warpaint_vlogs]

@@Rei_IsJustHere two words, its not

[@air-headedaviator1805]

Hey at least the main black guy character didn't die

[@49Jacksonlrd]

I wouldn't consider him a "main" character, but I think Air-headed Aviator was referring to Owen's partner/friend that helped him train the Raptors.

[@greyscaleb1537]

Ok what's with that stereotype? name me a movie if any that the black guy dies first.

[@BattlestarDamocles]

Say hi to Sean Bean, the white guy who always dies in movies.

[@SweetSweetJustice]

Like all the Jason movies hahah

[@broccolinyu911]

mymy. obsessing over race now, are we?

[@NerdySalemSays]

Real talk: am I the only one who screamed "use your magic Morgana!" at the assistant? And if anyone gets the reference they deserve at least a high five.

[@janetomotoso4917]

Sam Bryant Same!!! They treated her too much like an extra! I mean i guess shes probably not tht big to people thtz never seen Merlin but i thought she was gonna be a big part of the movie

[@trevorbatesanimation1883]

Tyrannosaurus Ex Machina? More like Deus Rex Machina.

[@e2daron]

+TrevorSpace Animation or the Motherfucking T-Rex

[@Jpicc89]

+Ronald7984 ...I think you missed the joke there...

[@Zoxide_]

+TrevorSpace Animation More like Dues Ex Reptilian

[@ChrisTopher_Urbanism]

+TrevorSpace Animation Haha niice

[@Dethclaus]

+TrevorSpace Animation Nailed it !

[@thegreywanderer8427]

I just watched this movie for the first time, didn't seem to have the time until now. Amazing how after failing with the parks three times before, they double down on the idea and create even deadlier, smarter and tougher species and assume this time nothing will go wrong.

[@TheCircle465]

Look at the bright side: At at least they didn't kill off the only black dude with a name.

[@FutariHitoriDAi]

Trueee lol

[@TheCircle465]

Viceful Valentino that would've sucked

[@FutariHitoriDAi]

+TheCircle465 I would have done the "I am disappoint" face

[@Blaziken36]

The movie didn't even give him a name. It wasn't until LEGO Jurassic World video game where he was given the name Barry.

[@TheCircle465]

Anil Kurumlu Barry? Really?

[@Jarville]

So many questions but who cares? Because the raptor tag-team fight was AWESOOOOMEEE!!! HA! I'm dead

[@salemmostafa3661]

He is right though

[@jaegerbawmb687]

I see Levi, I like the comment

[@陳逸文-r8e]

It's was true, though. I watched the movie mostly for Blue and the iconic T Rex, didn't really care about the human characters, sorry.

[@shivanilathiya3727]

We all are.

[@resonanceytv]

It was awesome !!!!

[@ArchangelAlexanderMihajlovich]

Literally Screamed "YOUR MY BOY BLUE!" in theaters during the ending fight.

[@Qb3ify]

+Damstraight68 Blue was a girl.

[@Luffy7948]

+Damstraight68 *you're *girl 2 mistakes in a 4 words..impressive and i think *final would fit better.. Grammar Nazi over and out!

[@ojigbo]

+Temporarity "in a 4 words"? And you call yourself a grammar nazi? ... nope #fail

[@fiddy_]

+Temporarity Him saying "boy" isn't even a grammar mistake..

[@Rosevieenla]

+Temporarity Also capitalization much?

[@Fluffykeith]

It was never really intended for public display....Ingen’s real sneaky plan was to make smaller versions of it to train as weapons like they tried to use the raptors. It’s all in there, just not very well explained.

[@bob0s062]

Not one word about Jimmy Buffett rescuing those endangered margaritas.

[@golightning291]

endangered margaritas are TIGHT

[@simbasorariku3]

@@golightning291 I understood that reference

[@buciallstar]

After watching the movie and having all the same questions, i was really wondering how this movie got so successful

[@jbvader721]

+buciallstar One word: nostalgia.

[@jonbaxter2254]

+jbvader721 And another three words: It was awesome.

[@wildmutt1950]

T. rex fight scene

[@TheDanbarian]

+jbvader721 I don't know about you but I think a dinosaur porno called JurassicPorn would do great numbers aswell.

[@NecrophiliaPro]

+buciallstar Did you not stay until the end? The movie was an average dino movie with something that every single person on the planet needed to see.

[@iforgot87872]

I think it's pretty obvious that Claire is the park manager. That's her job. The Indian guy is the owner.

[@VMG3001]

Simon Masrani played by Irrfan Khan aka the Indian Guy

[@iforgot87872]

VMG3001 Yes that's a better way of putting it lol.

[@roasterultimate1529]

and he didn't mentioned Irfan Khan...but took the name of that computer nerd..

[@hrishir7339]

Chris Pratt says "animals" more than Adam Levine in "Animals - The Song"

[@drsandoz2810]

5:18 missed a very good chance to say "the alive Gwen Stacy"

[@johnhart8856]

dr. evil: "i have one simple request, and that is to have raptors with freakin lazer beams attached to their freakin heads!"

[@robertdelatorre7252]

I WANT RAPTOR MINIONS TO DO MY EVIL BIDDING . . . IN FACT I WANT THEM FOR MY REGULAR BIDDING TOO, RAPTORS FETCH MY MAIL!!!!

[@johnhart8856]

+Robert “lilbob” de la torre omg, that would be so wizard! and if the UPS man damages your package you can sick them onto him! hahaha 😂

[@mzpinksuga]

I just read that with dr evils voice 😹😹

[@JohnGalTHM]

I think Dan Murrell may have had at least some part in writing this Honest Trailers...

[@nalbisgames]

+DNAlien I bet they locked him in a cage and made him suffer!

[@FatumAlpha]

+DNAlien Well, it appears, that the "Plotosaurus Rex" came straight from his argument on Movie Fights

[@ambidexterity1]

+DNAlien Dan was right!

[@TheRMF1]

Dan is the best.

[@TakeThisification]

+DNAlien Good, because Dan should have won that fight against Andy. #NeverForget

[@daviddrawsstudios6554]

“From Colin treveroww.... uh,,, from Colin trerereverow, from Colin trevvvorrrowww, uhhh.... From Not Steven Spielberg.”

[@PViolety]

From guy who wrote the book of henry

[@funnyhappystudios]

1. 69 likes 2. Its pronounced Tr - eh - v - air - row

[@spdutahraptor777]

It's not even a hard word to pronounce

[@DaMasterAssassin]

"That's another Blackfish documentary waiting to happen" LMFAOOOO

[@kemojames12]

honestly, the part where he was saying the names made me laugh the most. "you're my boy blue" had me laughing the most.

[@AmandaClarkHOOTIE]

Vincent dounut fritos

[@firereview3052]

I need a Star Wars Revenge of the Sith honest trailer.

[@KARAPULKRA20]

+firereview before the force awakens is coming

[@dolly20ify]

This isn’t pink berry you don’t have to use every topping Just cos it’s there 😂😂😭😭

[@kaytaylor907]

Bill Nye the Evil Guy 😂😂😂😂 my stomach hurts

[@polterrrgeist]

Anyone else actually ask themselves the same question when watching the movie? For real, HOW DID SHE OUT RUN THAT T REX IN HIGH HEELS

[@thecapedinventor6422]

Fun fact. That's the exact same T. rex as the first one. You can even see the scars from the raptors in the first movie where they attacked it. And if you remember, that T. rex nearly caught up with a car going 40 mph.

[@TheGrayMysterious]

Probably cause it's old or something.

[@theprancingpony6075]

Aleksandra Stasal Some people can sprint in high heals.

[@MisterSpinalzo]

thats true but fucking usain bolt couldn't outrun a goddamn t rex, not in high heels, not in proper shoes

[@theprancingpony6075]

The T-Rex isn't a fast creature.

[@Bananachick]

Jurassic Park: AMAZING The Lost World: Jurassic Park: Fairly decent Jurassic Park 3: *pukes* Jurassic World: AMAZING

[@gerrynightingale9045]

+JJ Burg "Amazing?' Why? Yeah...everything after "Open paddock #9" was good...everything before was just 'Jurassic Park' with an awful script!There's no 'back-story' at all...no interesting characters, no 'classic scenes' like a T-Rex in the rear-view mirror with "OBJECTS ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR". I just paid 6.99 on 'PPV' for this 'POS' last night...and the more I think on it, the worse this fckin' movie gets!

[@Bananachick]

Gerry Nightingale Opinions?

[@gerrynightingale9045]

JJ Burg Yes...'an opinion(s)'

[@Bananachick]

Gerry Nightingale It's my opinion...... Judging from the fact that you judge other's opinions you must be 7 years old.

[@krasnajazvezda2708]

+JJ Burg Jurassic World sucks!

[@sallyversace]

Calling her Jessica Chastain would have been funnier than Bryce Dallas Texas.

[@lutascheier]

Yes, for people with humor disorder.

[@taitjones6310]

I don't get it. I know a guy, here in Texas, named Bryce Dallas. He actually lives in Dallas.

[@zztopz7090]

I thought it was clever.

[@julian1127]

@@lutascheier And not for pretentious dicks.

[@pmw5422]

Don’t know who that is 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@Oly1y]

Why was the gate big enough for the indominous rex to pass through?

[@FF5Rckr4Christ]

You know...that is a great question.

[@Oly1y]

+Melita de Rond they bread it in captivity.

[@Oly1y]

+Melita de Rond they bread it in captivity.

[@rboss5919]

+Oly1y It was designed as a temporary enclosure before they were to move it to a more permanent location. I think is what was the point in the movie. So at some point they would have to get it out and move it.

[@Oly1y]

+Robert Bosshardt oh. I thought that it was going to stay in there.

[@denniswilliams6519]

HEY! I take offense to that statement! Dr. Evil's laser shark idea makes FAR more sense than the war raptor plan does.

[@Daemiex]

+Dennis Williams but a shark with a laser beam has a very limited victim potential, unless your near the water your pretty much same :p

[@OmniscientWarrior]

+Daemiex That is why you build an evil mote outside and one inside your evil lair.

[@Johnny-rx4hs]

Depends how powerful the lasers are. If they could attack submarines, military vessels, shipping vessels, offshore oil rigs, etc. you could cripple the world economy and navies if you had enough of them. The person or nation that gains control over the oceans would have a lot of power over the rest of the world.

[@SuperShadowdragon14]

+Dennis Williams Raptor's work work, if not for the... you know..... *GUUUNNNSSS!*

[@TheCelticTiger32]

Yeah, I know right, no one likes a cold meal, not even sharks.

[@spoon811]

The "Staring" part at the end always makes me cry laughing :D

[@dinosaurgamer8791]

This video is super funny I couldn't stop laughing at the names were given to the characters lol

[@eluard9238]

I didn't understand any of these names.

[@emilyzovak7889]

PLEASE DO THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[@Swatiiz2yc]

yes yes!

[@catarinafernandes6950]

Yeeees!!!!!

[@johnnrios1294]

+Emily Zovak I hope they do, even tho its my fave book and movie, i really hope they do!

[@carltonbanks9982]

your aunt's gotta pay the troll toll to get into your hole.

[@mrawesome7175]

No

[@Iadad]

Please do How to train your Dragon 2

[@dede2964]

+Lego Fan ikr

[@killer2403]

+Iadad Well Imagine Dragons

[@Tarv1]

+Iadad they need to do HTTYD 1 before, but I'm with ya

[@KimiRaikkonen123]

+Travis Tierney why not both

[@Tarv1]

its what I meant, just want them to do the first one first since they havent done it yet

[@Greenstrtjs87]

Agree that the assistants death was completely unjustified and brutal.... But it was awesome

[@SeachelleMichelle]

+Jarrett Saso I still think that Vincent D'Onofrio's character (head security of the food table...amiright?) should have died that way instead of the assistant. That part really bothered me. She wasn't evil or anything.

[@lok2676]

Plus it was katie mcgrath why kill a hot girl?

[@CJCroen1393]

+Raise your Kappas Ironically, Katie McGrath herself is in the "The Assistant's Death Was Cool" camp.

[@ShadowVincent3]

+Jarrett Saso Agreed, it was unjustified. She wasn't even a main character, yet they gave so much screen time to it you'd swear it was some monumental moment

[@lucifersam01]

+Jarrett Saso It would have been awesome if it was Vincent Fatass Afgan Doritos was the victim, because he did deserve it. her only fault was to loose sight of two little brats because she talk too much on phone.

[@Julia-lk8jn]

That head-desk at 0:46: priceless depiction of half the audience.

[@megatronacepticon]

"Is this the worst written villain ever?" Yes. Yes he is.

[@PViolety]

Who was he?

[@dps8629]

That was the point though. The guy wasn't meant to be competent, just the worst.

[@summertime361]

Lmao, Honest trailers always make me laugh. This was was spot on. "Why arent any of these girls calling the police on this creep?" and the Plotosaurus Rex lol

[@SnorriSnibble]

And why are these pterosaurs eating people while flying away from a fire? They are scared why are they hunting then? That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

[@Olive-uu1vt]

+Snorri Snibble I think it's cuz when that big hybrid dino went in, it was communicating with them. like saying to turn on the people orrr...they are dinosaurs and deadly in general. let a hungry lion lose and it will eat

[@Laumarsot]

I think its because its a movie and pure entertainment. But for scientifically accurate facts you can look for a book or a documentary. There are plenty for strict, extremely clever science guys like you. :)

[@abbeyadeyemi6866]

+Laura Martin I love this comment, even though I wasn't such a fan of the film. I think we should allow fantasy films some poetic licence.

[@gengar5863]

I mean I know the Park's animals have the DNA and traits of tons of different animals, hence why they look so different from the prehistoric creatures they're based on. But what animal would ever do that? I can't think of any. Eh, who cares, it was still a cool scene, glad the pterosaurs didn't get shafted this time.

[@koffieslikkersenior]

+Snorri Snibble Obviously the director had no time for your stupid science. duh. Otherwise he'd have given most dinos feathers and scaled the raptors down to the size of a turkey and made them amazingly dumb. Urgh

[@pawtoonsCute]

If only I could have a nickel for everytime Honest Trailers used the Raptor speaking "Alan" scene

[@MrClickity]

The movie was dumb as hell and Chris Pratt's character was the only one I gave a shit about but I have to admit I enjoyed it on the big screen. It was definitely one of those "don't think about it too much" kind of movies.

[@HonestyJZ]

+MrClickity I found Chris Pratt's character to be pretty cookie-cutter action here. Silly quips, adventurous, wants to save the animals.

[@MrClickity]

HonestyJZ Yeah, but at least he was Chris Pratt.

[@ColtonG826]

+MrClickity Yeah. My favorite part of the movie happened within the first 15 minutes where we see the entire park and John Hammond's vision come true. That was a very nostalgic moment right there. The ending fight was "cool" but this Honest Trailer gives MANY reasons as to why this movie was ridiculous. It wasn't Transformers stupid, but it was still kind of stupid. Still entertaining though.

[@KingSpankings]

Whyyyyyyy am i the ONLY person who noticed the biggest plothole ever!!! Chris Pratt and the security guys go into the big fuckers cage because the thermal cameras didnt detect the dinosaur, so they assume theres no dinosaur in there...A Thermal camera wouldnt detect ANY dinosaur, or any reptile at all, they are *COLD BLOODED* ffs!!!

[@theemeraldepiphone644]

Actually, that depends on the dinosaur. Most theropod dinosaurs, including raptors, were warm-blooded. It was mostly the herbivores that were cold-blooded.

[@KingSpankings]

Reptiles: Cold blooded

[@blakecoleman7098]

They are said to be warm blooded, mostly related to the bird. Read Jurassic Park

[@redraptorwrites6778]

Even the herbivores were more warm blooded so yes the thermal detectors would definitely work. Even in the first one Alan points out how Brachiosaurus was warm blooded.

[@ThePikachufan1]

Dinosaurs were mammal, reptile, bird hybrid. They had scaly skin like reptiles, laid eggs like reptiles and birds, were warm blooded like mammals and birds, and some had feathers. Of course these are just theories but they are quite reasonable.

[@ClareGPhotos]

Do jurassic park 3! You did 1 2 and 4 but not 3 :(

[@DrowseeGameplay]

0:19

[@ClareGPhotos]

What about it? It's just a scene from 3

[@lnsflare1]

+AkittaKnight On the one hand, it's so terrible that I want to see Honest Trailers year it to pieces. On the other hand, I don't think that anyone should be forced to watch it, even if they are being paid for it.

[@orpheus0108]

lnsflare1 > think the order of the best JP are 1- Jurassic park 2-Jurassic park 3 3-jurassic world 4-lost world.

[@tiffanymcgill-parker9271]

Orpheus 010 dude how dare you even think jp3 is anywhere near the top of best jp movies haha

[@dustinng3045]

"Zoo Lord" it got me there😂😂😂😂😂

[@vegancali6877]

anyone else notice the batman vs superman trailer music starting at 2:57??

[@ashtoncramer2003]

yea I was just about to say that!

[@jillianluhman8111]

Yes

[@jackdullboy8723]

+VeganCali lol, thought i was the only one

[@ShaneFullerYT]

I did

[@mille310bane3]

+VeganCali yep

[@carschmn]

The assistant died for no apparent reason.

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

+carschmn No apparent reason? For the sake of blood and murdering, that's why she died.

[@Afterword.]

+carschmn It was eye candy and fanservice for those who like that sort of thing. Not a good choice for the story.

[@carschmn]

There is usually a karmic component in these movies when it comes to who gets killed. The assistant was nice to the kids. The bitch who kept referring to animals as assets should have been killed.

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

***** Who cares? It's a movie about dinosaurs going apeshit. It doesn't need to be smart. I mean, if someone likes a smart movie that thinks racionally about the things happening on screen then this kind of movie is not for them. That's why people dislike this movie. They're expecting something smart, without plot holes, extremely accurate. The first movie is exactly the same bullshit, with the exception of having fun, loving characters which this movie lacks.

[@Afterword.]

I think it was to show that no one's safe. That even reasonably nice people (like Arnold from the original) die. I think that's fine... ...except she was waving a death flag the moment she appeared on screen. They should have killed Owen if they wanted that effect. No one would have seen that coming.

[@chrisfalcon_vt]

As funny as it may sounds, I'm kinda okay with product placement. Makes it more... you know, relatable to our world.

[@najhoant]

According to Trevorrow, it wasn't actually ordered by the studio; he and the other filmmakers added it specifically as a joke about how commercialism works today when product placement is everywhere

[@chrisfalcon_vt]

Now that's interesting.

[@GetToDaChoppa-k5r]

Yeah, it is tiring though. I think I will become a hermit in the woods to get away from it ha ha

[@mattschumacher4581]

But it's just these movies shamelessly selling out in order to make more money. And they'll just shove this advertising down our throats

[@brendenhawley2225]

I never noticed the product placement. They in this movie simply decided to use real stores instead of fake ones in the back ground and that is a totally reasonable call. Is it actually product placement when the plot/premise requires there appearance and no more attention is payed than what is actually required. I guess the answer is yes technicality..

[@griffinite101]

“Can we just focus on the Asset?” Me: Alright, Bucky? *silly codes* Bucky: Ready to comply.

[@lifewithBunmi]

I'm sorry but "Human Buzzfeed" killed me😂😂😂😂

[@mariaortiz87]

the jimmy Fallon dig! lol!!

[@uwalum87]

Even with all of its flaws, Jurassic World was a hell of a good time! Everyone did a really good job on that movie

[@KhanMann66]

Yeah I had a good time, but damn it I wish it had a better story line.

[@flapjabvanhelsing4125]

+Ichigo1423jfk my thoughts exactly

[@knightsoul2430]

pls make the new one "how to train your raptor"

[@bobsherlock]

Yeah,I thought the divorce part was highly unnecessary and irrelevant.

[@big_tyler_m]

+Bob Sherlock hwy bob

[@bobsherlock]

Tyler Mosier Hi.

[@ThaMobstarr]

+Bob Sherlock The whole movie was irrelevant...there is simply no possibility to create a good Jurassic Park movie anymore. The only way I could see it working is to create a tense situation like in the "Walking Dead", but then again we have already seen it.

[@bobsherlock]

ThaMobstarr I personally liked Jurassic World,but I agree. It's impossible to make a JP film better than the first JP.

[@Aristocratic13]

Thought it was meant to bring the brothers together

[@vanquish5023]

I find it ironic that people will give Jurassic Park a pass for one note characters, plot holes, etc., but not this one............but you know, nostalgia!

[@vanquish5023]

***** I didn't say they weren't interesting characters but yes they are one note. Grant has a slight change in the way he feels about kids at the end but there's no real arc and Malcolm is consistently going on about chaos theory and nature finds a way. They don't change they don't learn, so they're one note. Please explain otherwise istead of merely throwing insults but I doubt you can?

[@rocksteel9238]

+Darth Vanquish I think the main reason is that while the characters in the origninal were kind of one dimensional the orginal movie... how do I put this just wasn't as in your face about how one dimensional they were. Chris Pratt's character is a perfect example of this for he is in many ways just too perfect as he is a - Built like a tank - Loves animals - And is a highly trained soldier specialist In fact it seems nearly ever shot he is in is to reinforce "How awesome Chris Prat is" Compare this to Sam Niels Dr. Grant who was shown to at least have some human flaws like he couldn't stand kids (initially at least) which made him more relatable. Also say what you will about Denis Nerdry but his evil plan actually made logical sense. Now I'm not saying that Jurasic World is a bad film (in fact I really enjoyed) nor is the original perfect its just that I feel the character aspect of the new one could have been handled better.

[@vanquish5023]

Rock Steel​ I can agree with that. It just drives me nuts when people will blindly support something and then hate on something else with similar problems. 

[@JefeTheSituation]

+Darth Vanquish At least I remember the names of Grant, Malcom, Tim, and Lex. The only thing I remember from JW is that Chris Pratt is in it. Because everybody loves Chris Pratt.

[@louismustin9382]

+Rock Steel The main characters were very poorly written. I suppose you could say Bryce Dallas Howard's change of heart re: kids is in there somewhere (you'd really have to dig for that). But nonetheless I bloody loved Ty Simpkins in this film - didn't get nearly enough screen time. Despite not really having much of a role, he was the one character I was really emotionally invested in. And there's some development for his brother in that he becomes somewhat closer to him (turns from a massive bellend into someone that sorta seems to like his bro).

[@richardwoulfe8261]

"The most expensive Syfy original movie ever made" is the most accurate description of this movie

[@xPUNISHER84x]

“You’re my boy blue!” 😂

[@danielwilliams7161]

Say "cookies need love like everything does" -Agent Smith

[@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528]

+Daniel Williams A person who commented hiss got more likes than you. My faith in humanity has decreased greatly.

[@fightapathyordont8931]

+theyoutubecommentepidemic You must not like the reptilian army...

[@danielwilliams7161]

theyoutubecommentepidemic Don't worry, they're not human.

[@007MrX007]

+Daniel Williams ♟♞♝♜♛♚ David Cortese - Manga Chess ♙♘♗♖♕♔

[@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528]

fight apathy or dont Well, I was fine with it at first, but you guys have been posting these hiss comments on almost every video I have been to. It has become kind of obnoxious at this point. You guys are essentially spammers. Every time you post a hiss comment you are essentially advertising for this Leafy guy's channel. How would you feel if I started spamming you with # berndownforwhat, or something?

[@Megacooltommydee]

Um... why is everyone suddenly hating Jurassic World? When it first came out in June, everyone loved it like their old childhood friend finally came back after over 20 years. Now, four months later, the opinions are more polarizing. Was it because of how much money it made? Is it because of the Frozen effect, in which something is so popular, hipsters begin to hate in order to stand out? If that's the case, I'm going to be six months ahead of the curve and say that Star Wars: The Force Awakens is a really bad movie, and that J.J. Abrams deserves to die in hell. If this is what happens in six months, I'll just laugh, knowing I was right all along. P.S. If you're reading this, Screen Junkies, I want you to do Inside Out. It's my favorite movie of the year.

[@ajga5435]

Oh and yes, the hipster thingy too.

[@Megacooltommydee]

AJ GA Not really. The popular opinion on Jurassic World has been polarizing since August or so, way before this honest trailer.

[@yetimaster17]

+Tommy Dee hipsters are so annoying

[@thomaszelios9811]

+Tommy Dee I've hated this movie since the day it came out when I saw it.

[@Xcross15]

+Tommy Dee This guy has cracked the code.

[@46jkm]

I think im the only person who saw one of the tourists run back for his margarita when all the pteranodon(flying dinosours) started to attack

[@JackHagar]

Oh my god, when I was watching it at home with my dad, he saw that too XD

[@Dracorex13]

+jonathan mendivil That man was literally played by Jimmy Buffet.

[@Lilithly]

+jonathan mendivil you weren't, that scene is pretty popular because of that guy so I'd say most people noticed it^^

[@MVPMVE]

+jonathan mendivil Hey, the man was not about to die sober. I can totally respect that.

[@Noukie032]

I am 100% positive my neighbors heard me laugh at 'Bill Nye, the evil guy' xD

[@cafeterialoca]

Yeah, the assistant's death scene was what bothered me about the film most. They lingered on it to the point that I think it was boner fuel for some people.

[@noneed4sleep64]

Yeah, vore is a thing

[@cafeterialoca]

noneed4sleep64 Not so much vore. Just the fact they spent like half a minute watching her being drowned.

[@Graeylyn]

+cafeterialoca It just seemed to be really cruel... I mean yeah she was a shitty assistant but did she really have to die in such a horrible way? Also if you've seen Merlin she is Morgana Le Fey which took me a while to realize

[@NShomebase]

She gets the long, drawn-out, needlessly cruel death scene but Vincent D'Onofrio's douchey merc guy, presumably the human villain of the film, gets the karmic cut away death? Bullshit.

[@seanblack1320]

+Graeylyn Yeah. I think it would have worked better if the camera stayed with the kids and we just saw the assistant getting eaten from a distance in a few seconds.

[@DanielReyes-vb3sz]

Do FULL METAL JACKET!!!

[@DanielReyes-vb3sz]

Pls

[@Wienerslinky]

YES

[@chibilaichi]

+Daniel Reyes HELL YA!!!

[@Minds15able]

+Daniel Reyes Oh YESS!

[@cooldude2251]

+Daniel Reyes Yes! Do FMJ

[@AVincentelli1]

Most interesting and dynamic character in this movie was Blue. A dinosaur, unsure of her purpose in life, meets a rugged father figure to look up to and depends on. She gets into trouble and into a rebellious phase, hanging out with her new dangerous friend who is a bad influence. She then realizes the true meaning of family/raptor love and saves the man who she calls her raptor father, or in Blue's words "Rwaaaar". #YOURMYBOYBLUE

[@johnlee219]

+Arturo Vincentelli great analysis :)

[@AVincentelli1]

John Lee Thanks man, haha I try.

[@philipmercurio6222]

*her.

[@AVincentelli1]

+Philip Mercurio You right, changed it.

[@KhanMann66]

Honestly she has to most character development.

[@ryanoben4634]

2:40-2:57: Made the mistake of watching this at night and accidentally woke my wife up because I I couldn’t contain my laughter. Well done Screen Junkies!!!

[@AmandaClarkHOOTIE]

Vincent dounut fritos woke my neighbors

[@gadalosonogo]

3:40 this, is what I call an all you can eat buffet xD

[@captainpatienceamerica5790]

you fiend!!!! you...cannibal?

[@gadalosonogo]

+Lego Avengers maybe 😏 xD

[@captainpatienceamerica5790]

You monster!!! And I thought dinosaurs were evil, you make dinosaurs look more friendly XD I Better watch out for you then

[@captainpatienceamerica5790]

And I thought dinosaurs went extinct, they learnt English!!!! Oh my!!!!

[@gadalosonogo]

+Lego Avengers dun dun duuuuunnnn