Honest Trailers - The Bourne Trilogy

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Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey: / jon3pnt0
Title design by Robert Holtby
Series Created by Andy Signore - / andysignore & Brett Weiner
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, Andy Signore
Edited by TJ Nordaker and Dan Murrell
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[@bul13ts]

Totally missed the chance to call it Good Will Punching.

[@nedmarshall1068]

That would be well cool

[@rubixqoob8601]

Nice

[@fexhaitchiii6530]

Lol

[@sirgallahad4]

Goddamnit... That is perfect.

[@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC]

"Good Kill Hunting" is even more of a missed opportunity.

[@nico-v113]

Even this trailer makes the Bourne franchise look badass

[@Liur.]

1:30 - I know this is just for comedy, but thats totally realistic. Most cases of retrograde amnesia tend to be memory based. This means you still can do many things that you may think of as "muscle memory", or that are procedural. For example, you definitely would still know how to ride a bike, or in his case killing people in creative ways lol.

[@Ram-RTR]

How can you forget to mention the song at the end of all Bourne movies!!! Extreme ways!

[@nikolamladenoff3516]

Sriram Venkatesan i was waiting to hear the “waaaaah waaaaah,” at the end but was left disappointed...

[@aeckler01]

I had to close down everything I had to close down my mind Too many things to cut me Too much could make me blind I've seen so much in so many places So many heartaches, so many faces So many dirty things You couldn't even believe I would stand in line for this It's always good in life for this

[@volcanosauce00]

The best parts of the Bourne movies are not the action scenes, not the gritty realism, but the badass phone calls Jason makes

[@wattsnottaken1]

Get some rest

[@taimosdailos8716]

She's standing right next to you!

[@aniximander]

This episode actually just reminded me of how great these movies are. Gotta watch them again.

[@aa-ron4318]

same

[@cassolmedia]

@@aa-ron4318 same

[@leohaddad9225]

Same

[@halalboy7592]

Same

[@adeyinkabenjamin9537]

Nah

[@WavyGamer18]

having watched jason bourne, I laughed so hard when I thought, in this movie he tries to find out who made him who he is, has a cool car chase and runs away from people on computer screens only this time he's a meme

[@filmfan4]

He can remember and do all those cool things because of procedural memory. It works on a different system to episodic memory (who he is). Procedural is subconsciously embedded, episodic is consciously embedded 😊

[@RogueReplicant]

Tom - Geek 😒

[@Ladykyra101]

"NERD!!!" -Mr. Piccolo. 😉

[@beckerqueiroz]

Thank you, I was looking for someone to have commented this already! Spot on.

[@noogeyroadrocks8062]

i feel like watching Idiocracy, where being smart is not cool

[@Hamzah_zz]

A- level psychology

[@himynameiswerty]

i can't believe you guys didn't include the best part of this film! "what if I can't find her?" "Should be easy. She's standing right in front of you"

[@kristiankamph4334]

if you were in your office we'd be having this conversation face to face

[@4334crow]

@@kristiankamph4334 Take some rest Pam, you look tired.

[@mitchelldurward8863]

Get some sleep Pam... You look tired.

[@reaganoliveira7199]

Say, "Your scratchy squirrel voice has nothing on my sexy buttery cow voice."

[@kschmadeka]

That is an amazing quote!

[@kschmadeka]

Please, stop the hait.

[@TheRedWake1]

he says this in the watchmen trailer!

[@kschmadeka]

I too have seen this. Congratulations Reagan Oliveira, your prize is well earned and I dream of one day sharing that stage.

[@kschmadeka]

kaushal verma You jel or something?

[@JamiJR]

All I want for Christmas - which should give you enough time to do it - is an honest trailer for Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter with a line that points out that, other than the vampires, ALVH is actually MORE historically accurate than Spielberg's Lincoln, right down to getting the wallpaper right. That's right, a movie where Honest Abe slays vampires is more historically accurate than a historical movie about Lincoln.

[@ALifeOfWine]

Maybe the attention to detail in Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is more accurate, but surely the rest of the film isn't :p

[@tyrus1235]

Just like how Monty Python and the Holy Grail is (probably) the most historically accurate movie adaptation of the original King Arthur stories.

[@JamiJR]

Sebastian Winner Other than the vampires, it actually IS more accurate than Spielberg's Lincoln.

[@munromister777]

Maybe they should've been trying to be accurate to the book instead of to history.

[@snakeplissken5080]

Say "I have no father, I was brought to life by Zeus".

[@ggt47]

ha

[@siljeff2708]

Well that's.... neat

[@tristanspear4558]

+The Slick Android lol I know right

[@AxelWedstar411]

+The Slick Android My thoughts exactly. XD

[@R0DisG0D]

Oh, that is who she was talking about. I didn't know how Zeus was pronounced in english so I wondered who this Suhs guy is.

[@jasonkaykl]

"Signature camera work that looked like someone strapped a GoPro to a meth head" --> ROTFLMFAO 👍👍👍

[@stevea2085]

That line totally got me. So awesome.

[@passthebutterrobot2600]

Also, he's not wrong.

[@danieloneal7137]

More like strapping a GoPro to an epileptic baboon.

[@thefirstbourne149]

Aaron Hawley Not really. It works, but not always, but when it works, you get Bourne fighting Desh.

[@sachikoshinozaki5207]

PLEEAASE DO SHERLOCK !!!

[@tuckerjoben3081]

They're getting to it. It's gonna be made right after season 5.

[@sachikoshinozaki5207]

+The Nerd Ninja right after season 5.... Only a few more centuries to wait... (thank you for your answer)

[@blueserenity7]

FINALLY, I'm not the only person on these videos requesting it!!

[@kevintravers3988]

YES!

[@michaeldelgado4828]

Yes!!!!!!!

[@ARVvidz]

My favourite film series. All three are literally some of my absolute favourite films of all time.

[@fife007]

so let me guess the new Jason Bourne movie is about a guy who runs from the government, has a cool car chase, a control room filled with people on there computers, and when Jason gets the guy turns out he was someone else's puppet? am I about right?

[@georgeweasley54]

Skills of Liam Neeson from Taken + Brains of Dory from Finding Nemo = Jason Bourne is it weird that that made sense??

[@arogustus3984]

George Weasley Nope

[@ashakydd1]

Not at all. For three movies, it worked very well.

[@captainhowlerwilson508]

It doesn’t fully make sense, because amnesia and short-term memory loss are not at all the same thing.

[@augmenautus]

Wait did Archer get the tactical turtleneck from Jason Bourne?

[@OllieSmythable]

No way man, Archer invented the tactical turtleneck, then those dickheads from Odin stole it. Bourne probably worked for Odin and he probably cannot make a decent eggs Woodhouse.

[@adamussher2880]

If you asked Archer, he would probably say Jason Bourne got the tactical turtleneck from him.

[@cyberguy1999]

He got it from Steve Mcqueen in Bullitt

[@lukalakicevic2305]

Yeah but Lana?! LANAAA?!....."Danger-Zone".

[@minifratellijames]

Jason Bourne invented the turtleneck, but Archer was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. A ... tacktleneck

[@AFNBarbosa]

actually, those "useless skills" are pretty useful for someone on the run. By memorizing the car plates he can later try and find out to whom it belongs to if needed. By knowing the waitress is left handed, he knows how they would position thenselves into a shooting position. By knowing the guys weight he can estimate how hard it would be to fight or flee from that guy.

[@judewojcik3305]

Say: Daenerys is just Abe Lincoln with dragons and bewbs

[@Mr0011011]

She didn't actually burn any cities to the ground. Probable less carnage than a civil war tbh.

[@sebastiandurando2493]

+John Rambo perhaps it is you the sexist that cant see beyond the nudity scenes

[@PappaTor]

The Rambo movies would have been better if Stallone featured nude naked. Case dismissed.

[@joevaughn5838]

ɷ I Haveeee Watched Thiss Moviee Leakedd Versionnn Heree : - t.co/RlKbv1hghK

[@spikegilfer1997]

Except freeing slaves was her goal from day one not "We can't let the south separate. Aw shiet, they're winning the war, better get some extra soldiers. Black Jon, you're up."

[@FrizzKid05]

LOLOLOL @ "10 Things I Hate About Spies." That was a fuckin' great one.

[@madi_beee]

Just saw Jason Bourne and all I can say is "if it ain't broke don't fix it".

[@jakekale6037]

All I can say is: if it is broke, please fix it.

[@rd3299]

But the trilogy ain't broke, is it?

[@SirUnknown2]

+Jake Kale If it is broke, lend it some money.

[@DRZREALEST]

jajajaj , that was just my thought.. I felt I was seeing part 2

[@McNaireXstream]

seeing it on Tuesday and I am happy to hear that:-)

[@davidthomson1529]

Loved the bit about the repetition of "the asset." In the new film, Vincent Cassel plays a character literally *named* "the Asset." I think this proves Damon and Greengrass are just trolling us now.

[@mcx12011]

Finding Bourny is awesome title

[@Shereeda2202]

Christian M Hoffman I laughed way too hard when he said it

[@GenerationWest]

I remember the Bourne Legacy, because It was on TV a few weeks ago, if it wasn't, It would be lost in my mind like Algebra.

[@Sorane136]

The trilogy is just AWESOME. Thank you for making this guys.

[@kiwimuse]

Saving Private Bourne lol

[@trizvanov]

Saving Bourne's Privates

[@ninjaned1000]

Even though I credit a lot of Hollywood's quality's downfall to this franchise's influence, its still one of my favorites and I think most movies that tried to copy it never even got close to its level of mastery

[@israeltsegaye1903]

Try night agent Almost close but there tho

[@eddiencstate]

John Wick series, exact same storyline. 1. Get trained by the company. 2. The company wants you dead. 3. Fight back against the company. Same.

[@kaito2005]

For me the Bourne trilogy is up the with the all time bests.

[@Christoff070]

You should read the books, they're even better

[@ig-kun1475]

@@Christoff070 in one hand, have the fights, and the emotion, in the books, idk, i doesn't have one book

[@daredevil6145]

@@Christoff070 Books have 1 main flaw *it doesn't have music*

[@benabramowitz18]

Please say "Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out!"

[@Christian-uu2yw]

Then say " Three Little orphans 1 2 3, without a home or a family

[@ozymandias8346]

You watch the show too from nextlfix

[@benabramowitz18]

Does Anybody Know That Geek? "Until this horse said 'Come live with me!' And now we're a new family!"

[@punknatch]

Then "Back in '07 I was in a not-successful TV show"

[@Christian-uu2yw]

+punknatch then say Now they're Horsin Around

[@Merlijn83]

Is it weird that I even watch honest trailers for movies I haven't seen yet?

[@missnugget735]

No I do it all the time

[@LadyNekoshema]

nah, i haven't seen these, it's just better when you have. i still found some laughs.

[@CamryLong]

If you haven't seen these movies, what are you doing with your life?

[@Merlijn83]

Camry Long I dunno.. Not my cup of tea. Never watched Inception either. I remember my dad loves this trilogy though.

[@CamryLong]

Yagami Light thats respectable

[@flythew1579]

This is definitely one of my favorite trilogies

[@sebandrews4395]

I've just been to the airport and seen a Bourne book!

[@AngelousSpike]

saw

[@brubs2929]

The books are better. Still love the movies though

[@michaeldeboer]

I read the first one. The idea is more interesting than the movies made it out to be. Shame, really. Movies are still great.

[@gcooper642]

The books are amazing, much better twist in the end. Totally different character.

[@andersonnascimento6629]

Please Say "Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Formuoli"

[@voxai]

what's in the pocketoli?

[@chadbaptiste4227]

I concur with this request!!

[@Rejukem]

Do you mind if I take a little seat here?

[@andersonnascimento6629]

+Rejukem You're wellcome my young gentleman

[@Rejukem]

Anderson Nascimento Thanks BOSS MAN

[@sialababamak537]

You have pretty much nailed it. The latest Bourne consists basically of: - meth-head camera - running from control room full of computers - not-so-cool car chases - tactical monacle-ing - looking worry while walking through a train station and of course lot of assests However it has lost its charm of previous installments.

[@NeilYoungHorne]

I liked the new movie. I don't think people are being very fair to it. I just think the plot was a little weak

[@mk6rfc1]

*Bourne

[@Incred_Canemian]

*Born Psh, people on the internet are idiots.

[@James-nu6rq]

+Incredible Canemian *Borne

[@freyamurchison1047]

+Karim Ehab hentai

[@CPX723]

Corn

[@James-nu6rq]

morn

[@jjirish2]

I am aware the fights may not be really feasible for real life, I still believe this is the best choreographed sequences I have ever watched. ❤

[@rybrentmannftw]

You spelled Bourne wrong Screen Junkies. You amateurs.

[@ruslan1886]

When

[@rybrentmannftw]

A Little Bit Rusty The title. It says Borne, not Bourne.

[@highspeed5223]

well played you made me look.

[@thefirstbourne149]

Oh, yeah...I was just about to say...

[@CrimsonAvengerTM]

But... it says ''Bourne'' in the title... oh okay, good joke, you made me look at it... xD

[@reeshavkumar8946]

How dare you call it turtleneck. It's the tactical-neck!!!!

[@ariel_of_narnia4482]

I love the way you guys summarize movie plots....

[@AngryKittens]

Whoa. There was a hawkeye bourne? :o

[@sericsson1996]

bourne legacy... a film about bourne without matt damon in it

[@moose43h]

+Sony Ericsson i just watched that .good movie but wtf .bourne movie without bor. ...

[@yoavcohen2218]

+B L Huber enders shadow was great bourne legacy was garbage

[@00vondough00]

It's the Hawkeye Origin story!

[@thefirstbourne149]

I actually don't like The Bourne Legacy but, "...Or Hawkeye alias....Gasp! He's actually doing a mission for SHIELD!"

[@trex2957]

I like how no matter how many people are chasing him, and want him dead, he never changes his appearance, or even his clothes, and just walks straight into the next scene that requires him to use all his espionage skills to escape, like taking a taxi straight from the train station to the objective...! RIAL SCHPY SCHTUFF. shakey camera-shakey camera.

[@saveangel]

OMG I totally lost it when he said, “Like a whole bunch of turtlenecks” 🤣😂🤣

[@BillyCrash100]

Wierd, I was just watching Everything Wrong With The Bourne Ultimatum

[@crzdd]

yup weird wonder if they did a small collab

[@JacobLang240]

+1

[@Wired4Life2]

Same here. ^_^

[@BlackYgritte]

same here XD

[@ALSRuby0]

Same. 😂

[@ArthurKnight1899]

old ass computer monitors got me LMAO!!

[@xcaliber2795]

do a honest trailer for arrow PLEASE

[@ooo-cc9cf]

yeess

[@Bryan-T]

Arrow is shit.

[@meliodashewitt9547]

+Bryan T You mean "The Shit"

[@Dr_Footbrake]

+Tytarion Daggeron for 2 seasons, then they dropped the "the"

[@alexiz0013]

Dude, I think this is the new most accurate Honest Trailer yet. lol I mean, that really is how all the Bourne movies are (and it's even how the fourth is too. What the hell XD)

[@nutburger]

10 things I hate about spies had me dying :'D

[@kieszer]

Okey rest in peace then lol

[@misdirectionswag]

lol. I didn't get it -_-

[@nutburger]

misdirectionswag that actress was in a movie called "10 things I hate about you" with joseph gordon-levitt and heath ledger. bourne also almost killed her several times in the movies.

[@AdaqusOfficial]

Say: White chicks was amazing!

[@AdaqusOfficial]

This is the second time I'm asking him to say it

[@IanOrGoregy]

He believes it, too!

[@SunGawdRa]

Eww~!

[@Reloaded2111]

Pray and thou shalt be giveth

[@51stcenturygirl]

If succeed the second time you're good at hypnotism :)

[@stealahb]

my asset loved this video

[@lesshairagain]

Am I the only one that LOVES the new Bourne movie? My Bourne fangirl self was so satisfied when I walked out of the cinema ❤️

[@sayuas4293]

yes

[@Vintria08]

Please do an Honest trailer for Supernatural!!!!!

[@captainreference7992]

Yes plz

[@FiveOClockTea]

YES!

[@LadyNekoshema]

lmao, nice ending. i was like 'wasn't Renner in these movies? guess it was just Mission Impossible.'

[@larrylester6207]

Please say, "I want Michael Bay to remake Cars 2."

[@Christian-cz9bu]

Actually that would be epic.

[@spartan4196]

honest trailers have been rebourn...

[@spartan4196]

*bourne

[@bobpolo2964]

unlimited edits on your computer, phone edits work after someone replies to your original comment

[@spartan4196]

OK thanks...

[@OhitsONnow]

lol I think its a kinda on going joke in the comments cuz Honest Trailers spelt Bourne wrong

[@nathanthompson4613]

He can weaponize everything in the Staples catalog, but he can't weaponize the catalog?

[@0w0lord30]

Parcel Ethryzarc Well he did beat a guy with a rolled up Magazine that could be been a catalogue

[@tristant.1329]

C'mon don't treat me like I was Bourne yesterday.

[@mohammedabdullah4618]

Thanks for a run down. *Feeling Nostalgic*

[@joegreenwell5476]

No jokes about The Bourne Legacy?

[@joegreenwell5476]

Nevermind, there it is.

[@EisforEvil]

lol I got to the joke as soon as I read this comment.

[@LoveStallion]

Blerg. I must have missed it. Gimme gimme.

[@TheRLification]

It's really at the end. 4:56

[@ElSoloNoco]

Omg 3:18 to 3:30 is made all the more hilarious with that, chamber cocking sound that plays after every gun he picks up 😂😂😂

[@MrEgofreak]

2:25 Long Boring Books? I don't think so. I got the whole set as a Christmas present 2 years ago and I adore them. They keep me hooked from beginning to end. Also, every one of them has reached #1 on the New York Times Bestseller list.

[@TheCstar07]

Jeez Matt Damon looks so young in Identity

[@biro1280]

this honest trailer made me rewatch the whole series again and i loved every moment of it :D

[@AnkurChatterjee]

When the opening thumbnail seems so amateur-made for screen junkies 😂

[@onesonicguy]

Can you say "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"?

[@jesse4550]

I loved the Boston accent for Jason Bahn! LOL

[@karthu1993]

You forgot Run Lola Run in starring section.

[@jwl00066]

“those books on sale at the airport” omg this gave me goosebumps i bought one of the books at JKF lol

[@phoenixtrite5068]

I read my dads copy's like with most books I read. He probably got them at an airport.

[@Dinaliciousx3]

Do Supernatural and Civil war please!

[@nahnananananana9060]

Supernatural plz!!!

[@punkrockviking]

"Thise really boring books on sale at the airport" so accurate!

[@spinallday4051]

LMFAO!! "Looking worried while walking through a train staion". Too accurate!

[@nateriver7848]

Guess what the new film is about.

[@windyhawthorn7387]

I was reading the Books when I was a child and had more time but problem is that if you put them down you have to start again from the beginning because when you get back to reading them your just lost.

[@ryanfranklin1397]

Honest Trailers - The Borne Trilogy (so you won't forget)

[@jazzybree4239]

You should do an honest trailer for Netflix's "Stranger Things"!

[@Kamina1558]

And why not? Honest trailers does this for both good and bad films and tv.

[@chefdean7257]

You guys discovered one of my favourite drinking games . . . Watch the trilogy and take a shot whenever someone says Asset !

[@stephenfender5895]

Spoiler alert: This is a review for Jason Bourne as well.

[@GorcStew]

The shaky, clunky, quick cut action scenes makes you appreciate John Wick and Daredevil even more...and makes you realize that we probably wouldn't have either of them without this movie lol

[@vio5683]

Do Honest Trailer - Schindler's List

[@vio5683]

:'D

[@jtukko]

Well now i just wanna rewatch all of them XD

[@acereporter73]

Turtlenecks? No, no, no my friends... those are TACTLENECKS!

[@zahidulislamimran5664]

I think there are certain cases where if you even lose your memory you won't lose your skills, skills are something which are deep inside of you

[@randompokemon6368]

Do supernatural please!

[@captainreference7992]

Found two comments in a row asking it!!! Hope they do it soon

[@rct3terminator1000]

"The Spy who made that era's James Bond look like a Joke" Until Casino Royale happened... 👀

[@NeoConnor1]

Which happened the way it did because of the first two Bournes.

[@jacob2321]

do a honest trailer for arrow

[@johnniewalker8818]

honestly, it sucks - my opinion

[@-belue-6697]

Johnnie Walker...Something about ARROW & SUPERGIRL having a crossover episode looks pretty darn cool though... But I don't watch either...I think it was called EARTH X or something cool like that...The commercial looks pretty cool...But I kinda agree (don't throw rotten fruit) but a guy who picks people off with a bow & arrow only really peaks my interest if it's in the times of wizards & castles. 😎😜😀...I don't know, but something about a vampire with a bow & arrow sounds awesome & kinda 🔥. I'm writing a new show I guess. 😜...Riddle me this Batman...Is AROW the guy who is in the time of the Natzis with his bow & arrow? & wasn't CAPTAIN AMERICA taking out NATZIS & wasn't the origin story movie of WONDER WOMAN about WW1, BUT then all the super villains totally acted like NATZIS? I'm kinda seeing a theme here! 😎

[@Trustworthy_McLegitimate]

nothing wrong with David. Solid Snake is also a David. James Bond may may also be David.

[@jesse4550]

Not anymore. Now 007 will be Davida.

[@itamarepstein3686]

Say: "Finding Waldo is harder than finding Dory"

[@ManuelLopez-xh5up]

hey guys, here in Mexico there is a cable company called Totalplay that is using part of this vid in a commercial about Bourne, especifically the part of the "super-bribing"

[@jrue892]

please do SUPERNATURAL

[@sunnydhillon856]

2:10 I was dead at the signature move 😭🤣

[@fco2121]

Honest Trailers - The Big Lebowski

[@fco2121]

Honest Trailers - Fifth Element Honest Trailers - Blade ll

[@fco2121]

Honest Trailers - District 9 - Elysium - Chappie (the Neill Blomkamp Trilogy) Honest Trailers - Superbad - Pineapple Express - This is The End Trilogy

[@fco2121]

Honest Trailers - The Sixth Sense - Unbreakable the M. Night Shyamalan good movies

[@michaeldelgado4828]

You know they say if you lose your memory you still remember how to do certain tasks but you don't remember learning it. Film Theory did a theory on Dory about this.

[@meghannalt7439]

"Just keep shooting, just keep shooting, just keep shooting..." - Jason "Dory" Bourne's internal monologue

[@importantname]

Dam, you noticed that doing the same thing over and over, following a set prescription, with only very minor differences, builds a sense of comfort and familiarity for the viewer; the secret to Everything - from Shakespeare to KZbin.

[@CanItAlready]

Has there not been an Honest Trailer for Kill Bill???

[@sweetrain50]

I'm watching this for the first time and literally LOLing! 😂😂😂😂

[@keepj8523]

Am I the only one who haven't seen any of the Bourne movies?

[@ApexIXMR]

They are good. Lots of edge-of-your-seat action. Great fighting sequences.

[@TheJanvicgwaps]

Well if your up to an action spy thriller movies then you're good. If it isn't ye cup of tea just give it a try,

[@chickasaw981]

No, I haven't seen any of them either. I still found this trailer really funny though

[@thepayne7862]

They are good movies but honestly the fight scenes can give you a headache due to the shaky cam.

[@premm23]

Deliciously done

[@damienhine1861]

1:20 Bourne would get along well with Jon Snow 😜

[@victorbastardo7883]

PLZ DO HONEST TRAILERS FOR POLICE ACADEMY AND BLAZING SADDLES