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Honest Trailers | Jungle Cruise
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Logan Rees, Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
#HonestTrailers
This video is sponsored.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

“Mommy, can you please make him stop?” “No one can” Dudes a living wall of concrete blocks. That checks out

[@mattwo7]

I mean he's lost at least a few matches before. Including ones to B _rock_ Lesnar and _Stone_ Cold Steve Austin. Also John Cena, because the WWE really, REALLY seems to like him in particular for some reason. I'm not a wresting fan so IDK.

[@keetopuffs]

I was surprised by how loud I laughed at this. 😆

[@carlosfer2201]

That one actually got me good.

[@heathb4319]

Snipers laugh in the distance....

[@gorkskoal9315]

@@mattwo7 so like what you're a wrestling door instead?

[@evansojuka1399]

''But he finally gets to shine in a role he was destined to play, an actual rock...…'' Just killed me, am dying of laugher

[@cunnilinguslover]

Some of those rock puns were pretty gneiss...

[@SansoHumar]

But you’re dead. You can’t still be dying

[@kurtisdeakin]

It's almost like we watched the same video

[@Ben-eg6vu]

Same though

[@sabrinabeezer4883]

You missed the part where The Rock spoke in a perfect American accent, even in Spanish, having never left the river throughout the years, located in Brazil where they speak Portuguese 🤔

[@ladychips]

i wondered about that too!

[@franciscampbell1371]

Hello beautiful Sabrina how are you doing

[@hopejohnson6347]

Or the Nazis German is totally unintelligible to an actual german... like seriously... what was he supposed to be saying there?

[@arroe8386]

@@hopejohnson6347 just in genaral; they made a film in a fictional jungle world and had no better idea than making the villain a weird "German" guy 😂

[@silviasuppo6450]

@@hopejohnson6347 also it is set 1916 so no Nazi german for sure!

[@johnvise4665]

The Rock being absolutely pleased about his puns are the best part of the movie.

[@dan_hitchman007]

That's the only best part of the movie.

[@HilaryPea]

It is inarguable: His chuckling is charming on him!

[@ultraesgrima]

That's the whole movie really

[@MetalSonicReject]

The Rock knows he’s a ham and loves it, and so do I. 🤣

[@megaemmie]

When the spoiler warning came up I thought to myself “They’re going to somehow crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean.” I wasn’t too far off.

[@gokugirl826]

The funniest thing is, I was watching with my aunt and was telling her that this gives me the mummy and pirates of the Caribbean vibes, at the exact same scenes Honest Trailer mentioned it😄😄😄

[@Rosula_D]

I can't believe you missed the "between the Rock and the quiet place" pun opportunity for Emily Blunt. You were so close too!

[@jacobl6714]

HA. Gold

[@hannahroque4910]

I love it

[@unsaletype1106]

We demand a re-do ! This will not stand !

[@jelita_]

LoL, I was looking for the Quiet Place reference

[@ivanelgharbi5861]

Oh yeah, thats pure gold.

[@mikelytou]

In all seriousness, Jesse Plemons deserves an award for his performance in this movie. So far the absolutely ONLY Hollywood actor whose native language is English and whose German sounds like actual German. The only one who dedicated himself to a German speaking role.

[@mama--rua]

I love the word jungly

[@thomasstudstrup5028]

No he does no!!!. He only has a career because Phillip Symour Hoffman died. And hes not half the actor Hoffman was.

[@wy4553]

"That's not funny" "Correct." I laughed way too hard at that

[@stephenadkins616]

Seriously, there are enough dad joke puns in that movie to fill a 10 year quota lol.

[@michaelsinger4638]

Corny jokes are a huge part of the ride. So at least they’re consistent.

[@glendarjj3991]

I think that's an insult to dad jokes

[@retrolightning2k86]

A 10 year quota, or just a 10 foot boat-a 😉

[@thomasmalet2142]

@@retrolightning2k86 Get out!

[@arisucheddar3097]

A boatload of them

[@scoliosisking555]

Movie with a "Jungle" in it Dwayne Johnson: Allow me to introduce myself

[@anubusx]

It's own cinematic universe.

[@chadcognac5626]

Next Predator, in a jungle, starring . . .

[@quakethedoombringer]

Pretty sure he wasn't in George of the Jungle

[@scoliosisking555]

@@quakethedoombringer he was cooking back then

[@adamscott7354]

Oh and in tow with me here is Khaki and grey shirt

[@rc1982]

I noticed that Blunt's character was almost the librarian from The Mummy.

[@familybills2908]

My son said that basically it The Mummy with a water setting. Pirates of The Carr / Indiana Jones/ The Mummy rolled into one.

[@lainiwakura1776]

She has a name. It's Evelyn, but they cal her Evie, like the Pokemon.

[@rc1982]

@@lainiwakura1776, I could swear her name was Emily Blunt...

[@kurtsudheim825]

Jack Whitehall was even moreso the brother: posh, not liking adventure, right down to the fancy white suit, & I bet he eventually died something marginally heroic near the end

[@kurtsudheim825]

@@rc1982 they meant the mummy character

[@Vanq17]

Okay, but The Rock looks like he's having so much fun though, its kinda hard to not smile seeing him have fun.

[@chesi_7_0_79]

Not at my expense, the movie sucked.

[@notanotherone5564]

@@chesi_7_0_79 You knew what to expect when you saw the trailers. It’s a kids movie, not a think piece for endless analysis smh

[@dan_hitchman007]

To be fair, it was a really big check.

[@MossyMozart]

@Cleverbird - Try me.

[@UnclePhil73]

Funny thing is the Rock has said he’d love to star in a rom-com.

[@chadcognac5626]

Cause those can make a lot of money. He’d get a percentage of the gross. 👍🏻

[@manoroid1]

You mean a Rock-com

[@mattwo7]

@@chadcognac5626 For what it's worth, he makes for good adokrable characters, which is something that meshes well with romcoms.

[@theycallmetundraboy914]

I would watch that rom-com.

[@MademoiselleRed1390]

Wasn't that one Disney film where he has a daughter kinda romcom?

[@VitorNeves97]

You forgot the fact that the main story happens in Brazil, and for some reason there is more Spanish in the movie than Portuguese

[@danielaprado5895]

Wait they at least soeak portuguese right? Brazilian here! Well what to expect of the studio who closed blue sky. Rio was made by a brazilian. Part of amazon is on our spansih Neighbors, so not that much a sketch

[@arroe8386]

And the rock who's actually suposed to be a Spaniard living in the amazon for 400 years speaks with an Amarican accent 😂

[@Grafight23]

The Portuguese had a treaty with the Spanish in 1494. That's when they got Brazil and the right to explore the Amazon. But the Spanish were there first.

[@arthurlourenco939]

@@Grafight23 The place they were in, Rondônia, was free of Euro-Americans settlers until the 19th century when Brazilians moved there

[@vecna2101]

​@@Grafight23 The movie is set in Porto Velho, in Rondonia. That part of Brazil had no European settlers until the 19th century. And the Spanish didn't really do any meaningful colonization in what is nowadays Brazil afaik.

[@kirbyone]

So wait, was the spoiler that the protagonist was actually secretly immortal? Or was it that the main villain was taking orders from a bee? Because I'm way more surprised by the latter than by the former

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

He wasn't taking orders from a bee. The bee was giving him directions and telling him information.

[@cakeisthebestintheworld]

I think the spoiler was that the rock was immortal. The bee is like one of the other immortal dude's drones

[@catfdljws]

"From some of Atlanta's most exotic green-screen locales..." biggest laugh I've had from the HT team in a year (and that was a good year of laughs, don't get me wrong)

[@Dynaman21]

This is still the closest we’ll ever get to The Rock remaking a Humphrey Bogart film.

[@chadcognac5626]

I mean, hopefully, right?

[@connormartens3081]

@James Brennan Jumanji: Journey to the Mummies of the Caribbean.

[@tremor3258]

That's a prayer, not a statement. One I also utter.

[@ashleydowney1222]

I saw Jungle Cruise in theaters. Definitely reminded of The African Queen with Katherine Hepburn and Humphrey Bogart.

[@slyasleep]

Dunno. I‘m still holding out hope for the Melanese Falcon.

[@lego6190]

literally screamed OH MY GOD at my screen when he said "between the rock and his hard place"

[@BlackkRiot]

I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard at this part

[@antonwulp]

Bc you can't handle a good joke?

[@LuisSierra42]

@@antonwulp it is very hard sir

[@antonwulp]

@@LuisSierra42 In The Netherlands we call that a good joke.

[@TorrentFiend10]

Honestly some of those dad jokes were kind of funny. Best part of the movie in my opinion. A short list of the Dad jokes from the movie is better than the actual movie. The rest of it is just one giant CG effect.

[@AGameofRiddles]

Not sure if this has been addressed yet but I think one of the most upsetting things about this movie is that nobody did the steamboat willie whistle... I was kinda expecting it at least once.

[@Lord_Baphomet_]

The Rock is still trying to make us believe that he’s a normal person. He’s totally not something that built in a Dwarven foundry who’s main purpose is to lead the rebellion against the Elves.

[@paulwuthrich]

No mention of the fact that she set out to change the world of modern medicine then just simply forgot about it and the film never bothered circling back to her entire driving motivation for almost the entire film..?

[@Ushio01]

No logic allowed in Disney films.

[@khpa3665]

Yep. In a movie set shortly before a flu pandemic and released... during a flu pandemic. *facepalm*

[@waterking74]

@@khpa3665 big “oof” moment right there

[@thejanssen6030]

No mention because it's not a fact. You weren't paying attention. It started with that, it came up again much farther into the movie when she explains it to the skipper, and the whole ending scene with her brother turning down the old men's invitation was about her already making progress towards her goal.

[@paulwuthrich]

@@thejanssen6030 I guess it sort of did, but not really. It did start with that, and again it came up later with the skipper, which is why I said it was her driving motivation for almost the entire film. But the ending speech didn't really address it. All he said was that they had a great adventure and his sister was now a professor at Cambridge. It implies that her goal was to be part of the society, (rather than change modern medicine) And then she realized that she didn't need a bunch of crusty old men. So she went to Cambridge instead. It doesn't mention anything about changing modern medicine, and her scene driving off in the car doesn't either. The "changing modern medicine" thread is left hanging.

[@ilikecinema33]

I also love Dwayne Johnson’s character because you can tell he’s super depressed and psychotic due to how long he’s been alive but hides behind his shitty dad jokes and passive aggressiveness.

[@mariovilas4176]

Relatable

[@fx4d]

So the same reason dads make dad jokes?

[@ilikecinema33]

@@fx4d yes , actually…. 😢😅

[@jacobl6714]

@@ilikecinema33 i was under the impression dads, good ones, who stick around, anyway, made dad jokes because they wanted to be affable, self deprecating, and self effacing. They know it's goofy, and are trying to be adorable. I'll admit some dads make dad jokes simply because that's somehow their unironic, non-self-aware actual humor though ha

[@RickGrimesBoss]

I almost dropped a tear at when he said tell Lily she would've been world enough for me

[@rajkumarmarichetty2737]

"Can some high school drama teachers step in and teach him how to stage kiss" that line killed me!!!

[@kurtsudheim825]

I'm guessing the rich hasn't had any acting lessons, St least outside if wwe

[@ItsTheGuy77]

I rewatched the first Pirates of the Caribbean recently after almost 2 decades. And I was honestly blown away by how well it holds up & how it's actually a legit good film. I think it gets overshadowed by the sequels cause they're on a more grander scale but in my opinion, it's the better film. Also, surprised how good the sword fight choreography was in this. It honestly one of the best action adventure films of all time for me

[@LignGranite]

Action scenes in the original trilogy is god tier.

[@ScooterinAB]

I think the other thing is that Johnny Depp wasn't drunk on himself it it either. He was very loud, but the rest of the movie is quite enjoyable. Each movie after just because more and more about Johnny Depp being a douche.

[@djpunyer8762]

The first one was the only good one really, but it was damn good.

[@elena____296]

Totally agree 😁 the first film is the best in this trilo... Quadro.. I don't know this word for english ... logy🙂

[@TheFourthWinchester]

Oh the original trilogy by Gore Verbinski was brilliant. The series should have ended after that. They did a huge mistake by removing Will and Elizabeth from the story and giving Jack the leading role. Jack Sparrow should have always remained a sidekick.

[@magicmulder]

Missed opportunity: To call it “Romancing The Rock”

[@Snowtroper7]

Rockmansing the Stone?

[@daveharrison84]

Good one!

[@benlunch7618]

Raiders of the stupid ark!

[@utuberwatchin]

The Rock delivers dad jokes like no other

[@ShinobiWan1]

I laughed at every one of them haha

[@JohnVanderbeck]

Personally I really loved this movie including all the bad jokes and the Rock continuing his streak of not being killable.

[@HilaryPea]

I agree, my mother and I liked it for the same reason other people don't. Yes, they should have explained some of the concepts more, but it was fun. The Mummy was the same way. You didn't watch it for the "scary" mummy bad guy (except that he did have a body that fit into the barely-there clothes), you watched it for the character interaction, the humor, bumbling, and silliness. You watched it BECAUSE of it, not dispite it. You can tell they all had a lot of fun doing both movies and the behind-the-scenes fun seeped into the movie to for us to see and enjoy.

[@Kinfinite]

Ok but "mommy, can you make him stop." "Noone can" got me

[@elementSe34]

His deadpan delivery is gold.

[@Helloworld-ss5uv]

“Werner Herzog if he was fascist and took orders from a bee” I don’t know exactly why, but I’m getting “The Wind Rises” vibes from that sentence

[@tonythehappynerd7241]

Please say in your epic voice, "GARY!!!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!!"

[@J2099]

YES

[@garylawless3608]

Holy Sh$t - I thought that was my Mother yelling at me!

[@christopherregan1654]

"Yes, that's what I've been waiting for!"

[@MiSoto]

"Stone Cold Sleep Often" is the best damn pun I ever heard and I will stun anyone who disagrees

[@VincentManOfficial]

I don’t get it, English isn’t my native language, could someone expp ppl lain?

[@zeobide12]

@@VincentManOfficial It's because the rock was a wrestler who has a off and on rivalry with another wrestler named Stone Cold Steve Austin and the names sounds similar. I think its called a play-on-words.

[@VincentManOfficial]

@@zeobide12 ah thanks! :)

[@Jac12]

"Stone Cold Sleep Often" is good.

[@xander0901]

I wonder if this means there’s now a chance The Rock can make cameos on the Jungle Cruise ride like Johnny Depp started making cameos on the Pirates ride…

[@piranhasaurusrex]

Yes! That would be amazing!

[@dwaynecox2002]

I feel like if Covid wasn’t a thing, that would’ve been how they would’ve promoted the movie.

[@Emplordxiii]

He did…for the day the film premiered on Disneyland.

[@jacobl6714]

@@dwaynecox2002 luckily it barely is! Especially with that vaccine my government keeps demanding I get lol we can all go back outside now, everyone calm down : p

[@vengefulbeauty]

Hell, he might be contractually obligated to at this point.

[@theothersmith9570]

I’m glad *somebody* finally made reference to The African Queen in all this, even though it was so fleeting I sneezed and almost missed it.

[@alexachipman]

Agreed, I kept mentioning it to people and they would go "The what?"

[@kenetabansi5016]

@@alexachipman not to be predictable but the what!?

[@wildcatkhaya5675]

What's the reference

[@theothersmith9570]

@@wildcatkhaya5675 the Humphrey Bogart at 1:49.

[@MossyMozart]

@@kenetabansi5016 - If only you had a computer and could look stuff up! Well, maybe you'll get one for the holidays.

[@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT]

I love that Jungle Cruise is just a less funny version of Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. Both films have “Jungle” in their names too!

[@quakethedoombringer]

Jumanji at least forces the Rock to play an actual character (a dude pretending to be a dude) instead of himself for a dozen time

[@kurtsudheim825]

60% of the film's the rock had been in involve the jungle, it's the whole joke

[@freddyfleal]

When you realize that most of the time when he speaks "the tiniest amount of 4th grade Spanish" he's actually trying to speak Portuguese

[@micahstevenson6276]

I've been sitting here hitting refresh, waiting for this week's Honest Trailer, hoping it would be Free Willy. Someday my dream will be a reality...

[@sergiokaminotanjo]

Why free Willy?

[@biswajitguha2410]

Psst... I've heard that the internet is full of free willies. (You didn't hear this from me)

[@Christian-cz9bu]

I didn't know they did trailers for pr0n movies...

[@waleuska]

@@biswajitguha2410 i hate you soo much right now

[@slyasleep]

And now you got a free Steamboat Willie.

[@benabramowitz18]

In honor of Norm Macdonald, please say “No matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.”

[@coolnerdlll6053]

"Who is Pat Morita?"

[@mahat44]

who is norm macdonald?

[@Mibbitmaker]

or, "At #1, Better than Ezra. And at #2... Ezra."

[@stormtempterf8058]

Or so the Germans would have us believe....

[@yourrightimsooosorry884]

No matter how bad life gets just remember Bruce Willis in sixth sense was dead and still went to work

[@yahyarajaee5883]

Can I just say that it’s so sad to see SJ being reduced to just honest trailers at this point. I absolutely adored them during their peak between 2014-2016

[@lolltaylor]

I loved the dad jokes. When you ride the actual ride they do the same thing.

[@HereForTheComments]

Maybe I'm the one that's messed up, but when I heard "Stone Cold Sleep Often" I grinned and I clapped.

[@djsonicc]

that's gotta be the bottom line

[@smokeyblack3426]

should have had two groan effects for the double pun of rock and wrestling

[@zeobide12]

@@smokeyblack3426 My god. Thank you for pointing out the second level of this. I've slowly been forgetting he used to be a wrestler somehow.

[@mithusadukha3133]

OML WAS THAT A COMMUNITY JOKE WITH THE BIBLIOTECA THING 😂😂

[@darkdragonet1922]

ESTA DONDE LA BIBLIOTECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@thejanssen6030]

No, because the community joke isn't a community joke. Biblioteca is the standard stereotype for the only thing remembered from high school Spanish

[@The-last-1]

Honestly what makes this movie work in my opinion, is the fact that it oozes charm

[@michaelmangan7963]

I loved this movie

[@JSWalkerMusic]

“Between a rock and his hard place” got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Might be the best one I’ve heard for a while. 👏🏼

[@j.r.milton1273]

Week 102 of asking for a Netflix Daredevil honest trailer.

[@Emike-nc9ew]

Im with you

[@F6B]

dooooo it!

[@molcatz9634]

Keep it up friend! I'm rooting for ya!

[@Chimken_nunget]

Keep fighting the good fight!

[@Coolman13355]

I'd want them to cover the whole Netflix Marvel verse in one go.

[@MariahPattie]

oh. I saw the ads and literally thought it was a Jumanji spin-off.

[@bighand1530]

Understandable.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

1 year ago since the movie opened! Fun old school family swashbuckler adventure Love Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt's chemistry together Love the score, the special effects for the cursed Conquistadors, and the movies core message of seeking out the impossible is more than just glory and impatience

[@PaladinBerserkerJedi]

5:50 That high school drama teacher joke was the actual knock out of this whole video!

[@raiyanamin8914]

Finally after 6 years, made into the epic voice readouts...Hey ma, your boy has made it!!

[@ioiwut4874]

Congratulations! was well worth it. I just submitted my first one, after probably six years or more. wish me luck friend!

[@raiyanamin8914]

Who knows maybe next week...

[@ioiwut4874]

@@raiyanamin8914 nah if i don't get it, i don't get it. but i tried.

[@SMRMUSICATX]

In honor of Anthony AJ Johnson from Friday say, "I steal, I don't kill."

[@ricardorente]

The Rock tries to speak portuguese, not spanish.

[@yudithcaron8053]

Frankly, his Portuguese does sound like 4th-grade Spanish.

[@alexandrevieira6371]

Né mano, os cara nem pesquisa direito pra tá flnd mal

[@CrazedBird]

Uh… no he didn’t

[@amandanavos6706]

I’m Brazilian and tbh it sounded like Spanish to me 😬😬😬

[@johnjohnson272]

Unfortunately despite the movie taking place in Brazil there was like 0 Portuguese spoken in it :(

[@mdawg-mj9nw]

PLEASE do an honest trailer for ABC's "Once Upon a Time." It's a crazy show with huge fanbase. viewers will dig an honest recap I promise.

[@Jessica-on8fr]

Heck yeah i would like to see just Captain Hook in honest trailers lol. 😅

[@LignGranite]

I still remember Hook's first arrival at Storybrooke, literally Jack Sparrow.

[@have_you_seen_my_broccoli]

The Office Honest trailer!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEASE!!!!!

[@mfundo6619]

"between The Rock and his hard place" that was a good one

[@ajcambern]

Crammed with more painful banter than a the entertainment on a budget carnival cruise. Amazing, underrated and accurate.

[@shireknight01]

I remember seeing the trailer for this and getting The Mummy (1999) vibes.

[@hailtothevic]

Pretty Please do an Honest Trailer for Jackie Chan's movies or Austin Powers

[@williamadkins4133]

Yes Rumble in the Bronx, Police story, or Project A.

[@KokoReko2]

What was the spoiler? haven't seen the movie, but the plot is exactly what I have imagined.

[@waitselljones8068]

That The Rock plays an immortal character that's lived for hundreds of years.

[@IorekMetal]

@@waitselljones8068 Yep, they explained very bad in the video.

[@EGOS42]

It's a small thing but I want to thank you for the few seconds of post roll after the epic voice guy. Gave me time to click the link to commentaries without missing any of it.

[@purpleepicicon]

Please say, "Germans love David Hasselhoff." for Norm MacDonald. RIP

[@acepps]

In honor of Norm Macdonald, please say, "If it's got Carrot Top in it, you know what a good name for it'd be? 'Box Office Poison.'"

[@ValueNetwork]

I can’t believe they made a ride based on a classic Disney theme park attraction, yet didn’t have any of the lines from the ride except for a brief Backside of water. At the bare minimum you could have had a bloke called Trader Sam in the Port.

[@respectableaf9061]

Epic voice guy, say "This one time at band-camp..."

[@JadedDemocracy]

"Stone Cold Sleep Often"....Nuff Said. I'm impressed

[@doomy_mcdoomerson]

How about an Honest Trailer for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.

[@diegopansini3152]

Ooo me likey

[@najhoant]

Yeah, that’s probably the only thing related to Jeremy Renner and archery they haven’t already covered and can tie in with the Hawkeye TV series

[@TearYouApart360]

I just watch it on Hulu. I liked it. Honestly, it's exactly what I would expect from a Movie with that title.

[@Teyuqueuiquop]

Please do Crank and Crank: High Voltage honest trailers!!!!!!!!

[@bohdantoporivskyi5747]

Oh yes please!

[@ssgtmole8610]

I had to imagine the last quote at the end of the video sung to "I wear my sunglasses at night." 🙃

[@lolltaylor]

The sad thing is, you have to point out to audiences that they’re taking orders from a bee. Otherwise people won’t get it.

[@morgantoddw]

Honest TV Trailer for Twin Peaks!!!! Also say "There was a fish in the percolator"

[@jacktayl]

Can you do a trailer for the two Gremlins movies, please?

[@Craigmaul099]

Could you say, in your best super mario impression "It's-a me, Chris Pratt-i-o""

[@borealphoto]

I'm still wondering how they're going upriver and down rapids.

[@thejanssen6030]

They'll teach you about it when you get to middle school. Rivers branch. If you're going upriver and take a wrong turn, you'll be going down river on another branch.

[@borealphoto]

@@thejanssen6030 That's not how rivers work.

[@thejanssen6030]

@@borealphoto They were going up river and came to a split. One way went down river, the other way continued up river. That is exactly how a river works.

[@arroe8386]

@@borealphoto In some rare situations rivers can actually branch, but the split would definitely look different

[@smexehcougah3]

Is Disney just going to adapt their most popular rides into movies and slap the exact same script on all of them?

[@CyberKnight1]

Well, if the money printer ain't broke....

[@AmaraEmme]

Holy crap, this is just every Rock movie + The Mummy + PotC

[@wwetv0698]

You obviously have not seen every Rock movie then

[@Ticklish_stache]

3:18 right after this joke my whole computer shut down and restarted itself LMAOOO

[@Lucasfan375]

This movie just felt like a mashup of Indiana Jones, and pirates of the Caribbean

[@jamesgarrett8833]

Hey Screen Junkies for a future video please do a honest trailer for “No Country For Old Men”

[@glendarjj3991]

Yes that film is amazing

[@shivampachauri7551]

That movie is hard to make fun of

[@kenneth465]

I still haven’t seen it yet! 😩 Is it good?

[@saicharan3621]

Please Do " Under The Skin " 💙⚡

[@theprototype2518]

Norm the Genie: "The more time I spend with you, the more I am beginning to miss being imprisoned in my lamp." Please say it for Norm Macdonald.

[@khimmyalfie3711]

I feel like disney just wants to remake the success of pirates of the Caribbean by making a movie out of another ride but they still don't realize is that the reason for the success of pirates is the magic that is Johnny Depp.

[@tonysoprano6041]

pleeease do sopranos. many saints of newark is out soon

[@themontypython9540]

My then 6 Yr old son took a shine to The Rock movies. And it was the I was sooooo happy I didn't have to watch baby stuff with him anymore. Total Goat!

[@ScooterinAB]

Everybody wins!

[@Monkey80llx]

I never get tired of that ‘whaaaaat!!’ feeling, when you realise how much time must be spent finding and editing all the random/obscure/from old films/etc connections. The obvious but funny stuff is the icing on the cake. The cake made mainly of obscure and word play stuff. 😆

[@benabramowitz18]

You should make an Honest Trailer for _Spawn!_

[@MadMalManny]

Honest Trailer for Shang-Chi please Also for Norm please say "I'm off to Destroy Canada, That had it good for too long"

[@mahat44]

who is norm?

[@MadMalManny]

@@mahat44 Norm MacDonald

[@mahat44]

@@MadMalManny ??? ok and who is he?

[@rigobertogarcia4516]

Hey awesome voice guy can you say “Thick thighs save lives” in your epic velvety voice please 🤞🏽

[@midasgrey3171]

I won't even lie, I loved the orange factory joke. 😂😂😂😂 Actually all the corny jokes in the film.

[@FR4M3Sharma]

That "Savvy" and the Title really killed me. Lmao.

[@victornewmanforever]

Many years ago, a lady at my work who was really fond of The Rock talked to me about a kiss scene in one of his films and confessed she dreamt of being kissed that way. So I guess he's doing alright.

[@Levi-ec3pw]

Probably was walking tall with Ashley Scott or maybe southland tales. Kelly Hu also says he's a great kisser.

[@victornewmanforever]

@@Levi-ec3pw Yes, Walking Tall.

[@kurtsudheim825]

Idk for sure since I can't read minds, but I'm sure it's more that she just likes him, at least body & maybe his cocky charm, than his actual kidding technique

[@westiclesw7137]

Speaking enough Spanish to let you know he's from the area? Dude was a literal Conquistador. I'm surprised he spoke English at all.

[@jliller]

He's had a few centuries to learn.

[@MossyMozart]

@Westicles W - And the language they speak in Brazil (except from the genicide-facing Amazon Natives) is PORTUGUESE.

[@westiclesw7137]

@@MossyMozart And the Conquistadors were from? And the Amazon expands through how many countries?

[@seekjesuschrist713]

That biblioteca part was hilarious

[@Real_SkyRipper]

Disney is a genius, you can't be sue if you copy your own stuff XD

[@anupjoseph7368]

Honest Trailer for Edge of Tomorrow

[@yonbonbonbon]

Producer: "So we need a guy who's ripped.... likeable... possibly bald... maybe we call.. *Phone Rings* Producer: "Hello?" The Rock: Yes I'm available.

[@uncleharm8893]

Producer: "So you have a movie that takes place in the jungle for me?" The Rock: busts through the wall Kool-Aid man style

[@yonbonbonbon]

@@uncleharm8893 Producers: "Okay, so with the sequel being a action/ comedy with a bit of a lighthearted but dark twist, I'm thinking we someone who.. *Phone Rings* Producer: "Hello"? Caller: "Turn around" *Producer turns around sees nothing* "Producer: "who is thi..." Caller: "John Cena!!!!!" * theme music plays loud af*

[@uncleharm8893]

@@yonbonbonbon Dave Bautista was there the whole time but he was standing very still

[@yonbonbonbon]

@@uncleharm8893 So incredibly still that he became invisible to the eye. Watch.... *Slowly eats*

[@uncleharm8893]

@@yonbonbonbon You can't see John Cena either

[@rokasrerroca7399]

Double thumbs up!!! Sweet burn on the "never been done before" comparison between this and POTC!

[@BrawlerTM]

"Now this is a man who can tell me where the biblioteca is" 🤣

[@fidgettyspinner3028]

Official petition to change the recognized public moniker to: Dwayne "the Jungle" Johnson

[@disneyboy2825]

Next Honest Trailer: Hocus Pocus

[@HeriEystberg]

I'm getting some Romancing the Stone/Jewel of the Nile vibes from this movie. If you haven't seen it, I can guarantee you that it is way better.

[@cornettomsc]

„It’s a-me, A-Paul A-Giamatti!“ caught me off guard 😂