Honest Trailers | Total Recall (1990)

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Honest Trailers | Total Recall
Title Design by Robert Holtby
Epic Voice Guy: Jon Bailey
Produced by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, & Max Dionne
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
Edited by Kevin Williamsen
#Honest Trailers

[@TwoRandomAuzzies]

It's just like Arnold once said. "Arrghhhyarghh". Powerful.

[@TheEddieStilson]

Arnold should have been a poet.

[@joshuamanlapaz9380]

300 likes

[@ahobbit1273]

“Making all the great Arnold noises” 😂

[@davidmcmahon4633]

My favorite line and watching Arnold's eye pop out at the end of the movie.

[@spankster009]

I Literally "Can't Even" Right Now 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤗🙃

[@justmika6964]

Ikr? I had to pause it so i can giggle hard at that cause i know i wouldnt hear the next parts to it

[@spankster009]

@@justmika6964 I Had To Stop And Catch My Breath To Finish The Trailer 😂😂😂😋🤗🙃

[@AlexAceves1994]

U BLOO MAH COVAH!!!

[@michalrogalski666]

"In the future we have driverless cars, but they still talk to you? This is a dystopia". Beautiful.

[@ashleighelizabeth5916]

Not only talk to you but roll their eyes at your stupidity. That car had a lot of sass!

[@keithcrook8591]

My Sister-in-law got SOOOO pissed when she showed me her ultrasound pictures and I said "Quaid...start...the..reactor.."

[@garrettwhite8943]

Lol that is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ComicBookGuy420]

Ooooooohhhh, someone's dis - invited from the christening😂

[@guitarninjarick8179]

HAHAHA! That was great! I bet she was not amused.🤣🤣

[@keithgifford2386]

lol

[@sideshowbob]

@@ComicBookGuy420 & then he revealed the gender so they couldn't have a forest-burning reveal party.

[@JcgLounge]

“Arnie makes a bunch of Arnie noises” “AAAARRRGGHH” Lol that was perfect 😂

[@Necro_fury]

Eaugggghhhh*

[@joshgibson539]

GARRRARRRARRGHHH!

[@richyrich7260]

It's like music~

[@Brew78]

Literally laughed out loud at that part. Can't say I'm not super disappointed that the 3-nip woman was mentioned multiple times, but we didn't get a single "Beeeewwwwbs"

[@commandercaptain4664]

AAUAUAAUGUHAUGHAAUGHAUGH!

[@wickedd365]

"A pair and a spare" 👏👏👏👏👏

[@jimb.7523]

Makes me wish I was born with three hands....

[@AutodidactEngineer]

@@jimb.7523 underrated!

[@TWX1138]

Poor Ensign Gomez, still not happy that she did that scene...

[@samieltheinfamous]

@@jimb.7523 Benny kinda has three hands, if you think about it.

[@livinginvancouverbc2247]

@@TWX1138 I was wondering if anyone else was sci-fi nerd enough to know she was also Ensign Sonia Gomez.

[@gimbobjenkins405]

"Who told you to think, I don't give you enough information to think" is still one of my favorite movie lines ever.

[@Bananskuden]

I often say that line to myself at work

[@latingeek867]

"You do what you're told,,,,, THATS WHAT YOU DO!!!!"

[@michaelclark5523]

“....and, a pair and a spare!” I burst out laughing!!! 😂 😂😂😂

[@sideshowbob]

Laugh and a Half

[@AlbertCalis]

I just about died when I heard that! 🤣🤣🤣

[@dr4c0blade]

I actually really like how the villain admits how his plan almost didn't work in this movie, and how many times they had to scramble to improvise. So many movies just make you assume the big bad is a low-level psychic who can see the future, because that's the only way his evil plan could have gone so perfectly up until the final act.

[@nerahm249]

Oh they finally did the GOOD one. *Clicks* Epic Voice Guy: "The good one" *Squeeeeeeee*

[@DreddPirateRoberts]

What, did they already cover the shitty Len Wiseman remake?

[@facina3390]

Daniel Smith Derrr Terk errr jerrrrbbbsss!!!

[@facina3390]

Daniel Smith 🐓 terk er terrrrrr!

[@nerahm249]

@@DreddPirateRoberts I thought they did, just did a search and I guess not..? Oh well. Good choice on their part. But now I suppose we need the BAD one now haha.

[@dj__alien]

*”Squeeeee”*

[@bigzachdoesstuff3925]

best line..."A Pair and a Spare" Do a trailer for "Demolition Man" I mean come on, rat burgers alone will give you 40 seconds of content!

[@franktkalcevic5342]

And they can explain the 3 shells

[@_WillCAD_]

@@franktkalcevic5342 That's easy - it's a pair and a spare.

[@_WillCAD_]

Yeah, I can hear that one already: "Experience a future where no one eats meat, and the rebels have to make burgers out of rats... but hamburger buns can be found at any local grocer. Seriously, that's a perfect store-bought hamburger bun. I have a pack of those in my kitchen right now. Have they had buns on ice for forty years but the beef got freezer burn so they have to substitute rats?"

[@laughingkars889]

Please. I need this!

[@StormTalara]

Demolition man for sure.

[@pterodactylptroll]

"A highly skilled crotch assassin"

[@jemiebridges3197]

Also describes Black Widow's scissors throw. Either death is fine with me.

[@MWorsa]

Nut Job 😂

[@Me-qp8vz]

I think we've all known one of them

[@antonycharnock2993]

Yeah. But SHARON STONE in her heyday.

[@Jurgen123445]

I guess she actually hated every minute of it.

[@henrygold3760]

Ok, now you have to do SpaceBalls: The Honest Trailer

[@thefat400]

YES!

[@thatfriggingbathroom2656]

Truth

[@GameChronicles]

Yogurt already licensed the honest trailer right after the lunchbox. 😉

[@Anonymous551656]

For great justice !!

[@phillychick]

May the Schwartz be with you!

[@accursedsidor8987]

For a Pair and a Spare: We would have also accepted Three of a Kind.

[@fergalhughes165]

How about three-of-a-kind and a pair? .. oh wait, that's a full house

[@shellyyork4972]

@@fergalhughes165 or threes a crowed

[@ballsrgrossnugly]

"Trip nips" is also acceptable.

[@idermunkhbat-erdene7362]

Two and a half bewbs

[@666LonesomeSailor]

@@fergalhughes165 imagine the chest wich hold "the five friends" Even Arni Muscleegger would look like a skinny highschoolnerd beside THIS!

[@leonesenpai]

"Going outside will kill you" Good god how true that is today lol.

[@HappyDude1]

Im outside all the time and still alive 😃 Actually going inside will maybe kill you if you have a bad health

[@alicem3415]

I just assumed it was a COVID joke until I looked at the date. Why couldn't people go outside in October 2019?

[@CameronBrtnik]

@@alicem3415 smog

[@anubusx]

The world was still pretty dangerous.

[@Stevedoug17]

Can’t believe there wasn’t a “beewwbs”

[@michaelclark5523]

I was waiting for it too 😂

[@Arnell_Long]

Agreed...especially since she had 3 lol.

[@RickReasonnz]

"A pair and a spare" line made up for it

[@Stevedoug17]

@@Arnell_Long Right ?!

[@Stevedoug17]

@@RickReasonnz I suppose, wasn't as funny though.

[@uabir8338]

"A pair and a spare" got me repeating that part so many times

[@assumptionisthemotherofall2402]

Michael Ironside was the most underrated villain or anti-hero in every 90’s movie or tv show 🤔

[@artembentsionov]

He’s the original Sam Fisher, before being replaced by Flash... ah-ah

[@demariushenderson1802]

This movie, V the 1984 Series, Top Gun, Highlander 2, Starship Troopers, and playing the voice of Darkseid in Superman/Justice League Animated Series... was peak Ironside!!!

[@assumptionisthemotherofall2402]

Demarius Henderson excellent list!!! 👏

[@TWX1138]

Michael Ironside, for when Jack Nicholson just isn't interested.

[@pinchespiderman]

Don't forget "Extreme Prejudice"!

[@djnkosi]

The Krang joke had me crying lol.

[@afzalbugs]

Yes, I haven't laughed that hard since 2015. It took me about 5 minute to regain my composure.

[@Nurgles_Rot_]

Man the animated ones with him were classic.

[@dsbmitchell]

Yes and yes

[@alexanderwizard763]

"it's just a boner" - i had i laughed so hard at this, ROFL - that arnold voice is perfect!

[@PulaskiSkater71]

Do “Big Trouble in Little China”.

[@adammac125]

Haha yes!

[@gregsimoes8645]

Shut up Mr. Bullseye, you were not put upon this earth to "get it"

[@ademirsegura6307]

That and starship troopers

[@alandgomez5905]

Yes!

[@alandgomez5905]

@@ademirsegura6307 You get a yes too!

[@SteeZy644]

“Total Recall” Yeah, the good one. “The good one.” It’s like you read my mind.

[@nathanwilliams4005]

I fucking loved Total Recall. I did not love Total Recall though. Kinda sucked.

[@samuelrodriguez9801]

@@nathanwilliams4005 I see what you did there. :)

[@jimmywu1011]

They are here to be honest, so yeah.

[@commandercaptain4664]

The awesome one.

[@thejohnson2328]

What was bad about the new one?

[@slurricrasher9923]

"The robots took our jeerbs" Andrew Yang: "Someone say my name?"

[@ArdyS0]

Dunking on fools after he kills them... “Consider this our divorce “

[@juj6022]

Do an honest trailer for “Demolition Man”

[@reginaphalange9417]

Yes !!

[@trinman500]

Definitely

[@jr2904]

The future is a twisted version of Demolition Man and Idiocracy.

[@mikezerker6925]

John Stroud completely wrong!! We don’t use seashells to wipe our butts!

[@jr2904]

@@mikezerker6925 someone's gotta be working on that, we have 15ish years to go I think lol

[@westnilesnipes]

“Crotch assassin” 😂

[@vellathewench]

This killed me. And at the end calling her "nut job". Dead.

[@Nick930]

I totally forgot call of duty black ops 2 had a robot inspired directly by the driver robots in total recall

[@davidjones3165]

The Johnny cab was voiced by Robert Picardo

[@justmek1923]

Fallout 4 lol

[@thealaskannomad6018]

Say: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

[@Keithustus]

Twig, which makes us absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become

[@AirbenderHawk]

“Pair and spare.” That rhythm so much, and the spaceball gag got me. 😂😂😂😂

[@BryonLetterman]

"It's just a bonah!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@burger_kinghorn]

It's not a tumah! (hopefully) I'd like to take this time to remind the importance of regular self-exams for testicular cancer.

[@rainystorm88]

Bryon Letterman I totally died

[@groovycutie06]

0:52 “And going outside will kill you” OMG I am literally dying from laughter! 3:45 “Nut job” I can’t handle this. Too much laughing!

[@transce]

You're wrong about one thing - it's not a dream, at least you can't prove it is. One of the beautiful things about the original film is that they never tip their hand to tell you whether it was all a dream or not, they leave it up to you to decide. It's genius.

[@dodoextinct4597]

Eye popping Arnold traumatized my young mind for years

[@gmirkoi5067]

I totally recall watching this movie

[@reggiej8962]

Do “The Fifth Element” Chris tucker funny

[@antonycharnock2993]

Or "Friday" You know this maannnn!

[@mackmcmillan9905]

1:57 - ATLAS in Wonderland! I love this guy - You remind me of the Family Guy Robin Williams bit "STOP RIFFING!"

[@m3talentagency680]

Starring: Google Drive... Genius!

[@commandercaptain4664]

@Sakata Gintoki Google is making self driving cars.

[@Kipagami]

"A pair and a spare", going to file that under one liners I will never get to use

[@TheEddieStilson]

0:54 When Rodney Dangerfield puts his tie on a little too tight.

[@michelleedomobi7824]

Haha

[@killwalker]

Pause the video then hit that timestamp 😂

[@dsbmitchell]

🤣🤣 the sad thing is i didn't need to hit the timestamp to know exactly which moment you're talking about. Underrated comment

[@kam3l0t27]

When he said ‘took our jerbs’ 💀

[@charleslee8313]

The "Atlas in Wonderland" joke was pretty good.

[@RajdeepDnath]

A discerning cinephile will recognise for what it is... "a pair and a spare"

[@templetonpeck393]

Interesting thing I realised watching Total Recall a while back. The voice of the Johnny Cab is Robert Picardo, the doctor from Voyager.

[@marekrajewski5836]

Awesome video! I'm a bit sad You didn't include the moment when he killed the cab driver with a heavy duty screwdriver. "Screw You!" I mean it was funny to me at least :)

[@jordyboy321]

"The Robots terk our jerbs" 😂

[@mcgriff3195]

TERK ER JERBS!!

[@that1guy825]

TERK DE DER

[@kabouterwesley83]

Tugga derb

[@calvinmatthews1527]

This movie's predictions of the future are scary accurate.

[@fredfredburger5150]

Elon Musk is basically Cohagen in training.

[@joshuadshepherd]

It's called predictive programming

[@hurricanejanko7394]

You mean short story from Phillip K. Dick from 1966 that this film was based ??

[@Ghostwolf82]

"Total Recall... the good one" You know you are now going to have to do (or redo if it's already been done) the new one, and use the title "Total Recall... the bad one"

[@Jebu911]

I think they already did that joke with predator movies where they constantly mentioned how superior the original is.

[@easyliving4865]

We're all dying to see "Honest Trailer: Honest Trailer"

[@avinashtyagi2]

The universe would end

[@OfMiceAndMegabytes]

"A pair and a spare🎯🎯🎯" flawless victory announcer guy😂

[@williamkeywood7272]

“It’s just a boner” in Arnold voice is so funny hahahaha

[@multiverse_media2023]

“Put the Cookie down!”

[@commandercaptain4664]

"It's not a boner," Ahunuld said to a child.

[@mattrobson3603]

"It's not a toomah" would have worked just fine in that instance.

[@theplayaifyer]

I laughed so hard at “Douchey Mane” 😂

[@MFD388]

"Making all the great Arnold noises" - I'm dying XD

[@KKKuma]

When I was a kid I watched this this movie and was like: Arnold, so cool! He is in every good action movies. Now I have grown up and watch this movie and I am like: This movie story is so much much better than I thought it was.

[@samieltheinfamous]

We Can Remember It For You Wholesale, by Philip K. Dick. Same guy who wrote The Man in the High Castle and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, which was adapted into Blade Runner. Also, the Piers Anthony novelization of Total Recall is pretty good.

[@maddie9602]

Paul Verhoeven movies in general are consistently _way_ better than they have any right to be. The man was the king of taking a dumb fun premise and making an enduring masterpiece of it.

[@geraldgrenier8132]

@@samieltheinfamous "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale" and "Minority Report" are same setting in their written forms" [so yes you missed Minority report in your list)

[@bab4380]

"Douchey Mane" had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@mrtb7676]

I saw this movie enough as a teenager that I could recite it word for word. An unintentional similarity it has with the remake is that it has a Breaking Bad cast member, in this case Dean Norris (Hank Schraeder) as Tony the mutant.

[@themexis]

"See you at the party, Richter"

[@gavinsmiley9377]

When I was in eighth grade science and learning about astronomy my favorite teacher showed us the decompression scene from Total Recall, he insisted that we “watch Arnold’s ears wiggle.” We need more teachers that teach creatively, and make life long memories.

[@tuamigajordana]

I dont know what you guys think of Melina, but she was super awesome! She was selfless and gave almost everything to get the people of Mars oxygen. She was in that fight from the begining even before Quaid joined. In fact, I think she was his inspiration. He couldve gone back to being Hausser and have an easy life before meeting her in Mars again, but after seeing her so committed to the cause he fought like hell to help her succeed!

[@spartan2188]

This is one of the funniest Honest Trailers...hahahahaha great job!!

[@smintili]

If I were to visit Total Recall, I'd have them implant in me a memory of the Honest Trailer for Highlander.

[@Ostro1980]

"I've got fiiiiive kids to feed".

[@paulmccloud9395]

"Screwwwww youuuuu!"

[@masere]

"So what happened to number six?"

[@perdition79]

"Take them to the dentist."

[@alandgomez5905]

Lol

[@joshmciver4847]

@@masere General Misquoti! Benny actually slips up and says he has 4 kids to feed, then Arnie asks about the 5th... "So what happened to number five?"

[@RichardHorpe]

This movie is so underrated. Possibly the most sophisticated Arnold movie ever made.

[@Slickster-rh3mn]

It's basically Inception, but re watchable.

[@morrison5106]

i love this movie just saw it for the first time recently ive been going through all of arnolds movie recently since i didnt watch them as a kid and this is definitely my favorite

[@h0m3st4r]

More sophisticated than Terminator 2?

[@RichardHorpe]

@@h0m3st4r Terminator is a better action movie, but Total Recall definitely has a more heavy-duty plot.

[@oneroneen]

@@RichardHorpeI don't know about action movie, I would argue the action is better in Total Recall.... Unequivocally Total Recall is a better science fiction movie

[@rkirsch264]

"Mars.. Forgetaboutit "... made me spray my drink.

[@TheHumanRanger]

"See you at the party Richter!!!"

[@Nurgles_Rot_]

They were able to at least get him one back in time for him to join the Mobile Infantry ;)

[@brahsumatra]

“The Greatest Sci-fi movie ever made Space Balls!” 😂

[@joermnyc]

Say: “I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!”

[@clandez6021]

or you could say "This is now.. now" "well go back to then" "we cant" "why not?" "we missed it" "when?" "just now"

[@jakek1735]

WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT

[@TheEddieStilson]

"Nah, he's got the upside. I got the downside. There's two sides to every Schwartz."

[@McClane3]

"Itz yost ah bonah!" Quaid, cut dialogue.

[@reedr7142]

Flawless victory and the Krang reference--fantastic!

[@gideonjudges7]

"The best SciFi movie of all time" YES!!! In a world where someone thought another Terminator was something anyone wanted, we're still stuck waiting for Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money...

[@GameChronicles]

I’m still waiting for Blazing Saddles 2: The Search for White Women.

[@Chokah]

I'm waiting for "History of the World, Part 2." "

[@Show4224]

At this point, to be a proper send up of the genre, Spaceballs two would have to be a prequel with Darth Helmet’s rise to power and how Lone Star met Barf.

[@gideonjudges7]

@@Show4224 And unfortunately without John Candy... :/ But Bill Pullman as an old Lonestar? "It's true. All of it. The Schwartz, Mega-Maid, the Bearded Lady--All of it." This needs to happen

[@commandercaptain4664]

I like Mel's new title. "Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2".

[@Kwink]

Say: "I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scara-mooch, scara-mooch, will you do the fandango?"

[@gtametro]

he already has i think

[@Kwink]

@@gtametro Oooh! You do not by any chance happen to know in which video? I'd love to hear Jon say it. 😀

[@MrGenexxx]

ah yes! I love the Beatles...

[@nunyabidniz2868]

Scaramouche, not mascara-smoosh. You can read more about it here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaramouche

[@burger_kinghorn]

Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening

[@IronWolf277]

Total Recall is awesome, I need to watch it again soon!

[@TheSucc33d]

Love the video as always but how in the world could you cut off the 'What have you been feeding this thing?' line... when he responds with 'Blondes' its amazing probably his absolute best line in that whole movie haha

[@Horror-Man]

"Ha ha ha, you think this is the real Quaid. It is!"

[@aaronmarks9366]

Best line

[@celebstagram]

Do the Truman Show! Or Honest-Trailers: Jim Carrey Movies

[@JJs_playground]

Basically him making weird faces in every movie

[@erguille]

@@JJs_playground I do think At least the Mask, Liar Liar, and Bruce Almighty deserve their own Honest Trailers

[@3rdalbum]

I thought this was going to compare Total Recall with The Truman Show.

[@ShirDeutch]

There's definitely a theme to 90s Jim Carrey films at the very least.

[@kyleerikson4971]

"Atlas in Wonderland" was brilliant.

[@seagecko]

PERFECT!!! "The good one" haha. But so short. Have to re-watch a bunch of times!

[@mystichdx]

"Nut Job" Oh Screen Junkies, you clever double-entendrer you 👏🏾

[@deebosmoviereviews4868]

The joke for Johnny cab should've been hello im Johnny cab in (Johnny cash voice)

[@Doppleganger1983]

that krang impression had me laughing so much!

[@the1truth420]

"Shredder get to the technodrome" Pure gold. I burst out laughing.

[@charleshamilton9274]

I always felt sorry for Maria Shriver who you just know had to listen to Arnold’s Österreich grunts and moans when in the throes of passion. I imagine screening this film and hearing the same damn set of freakish sounds was like reliving their honeymoon.

[@bringdowntherent]

Does this mean we are getting a starship trooper honest trailer 😊

[@nunyabidniz2868]

Hopefully, they'll work something into it about not having to get the oxygen suppository like in the book... X-D

[@Greenninjadjh]

Yes please

[@lray801]

"A pair and a spare." I lost it.

[@maxwellcohen2917]

Over three years late but just gotta say, excellent editing splicing all those nut shots together. That should be made into a loop along with all the Arnie noises.

[@SGOODYGANG]

"A Pair and a Spare" you are a genius!!! LMFAO

[@thedarkknight2221]

The BEST Arnold noises in any of his films EVER

[@MatthewTuthill]

Please say, "Come with me if you want to lift."

[@heuliseslopez4204]

Never had the time to do it, but now I do for today. Thank you for making this video and all the other Honest trailers !!! This one truly honest. It was hilarious 😆 I’m learning how much more respect I have for Great Movies. 😎👍

[@mrlavabeast]

I utterly lost it with Krang and Shredder 🤣

[@jasonjayawardena8512]

Say "I'll be back" in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice

[@terrybradford3727]

This was awesomesauce!!!! Whoever came up with the Spaceballs ripoff was pure genius. You are all awesome and thank you for all the joy and laughter you put out into the world.

[@samuelrodriguez9801]

"Thrill as this Atlas in wonderland..." XD

[@lord_vwphaeton1883]

0:55 "and going outside will kill you" That seems awfully relevant now. Thanks epic voice guy!!

[@JJs_playground]

It's amazing how you guys can draw correlations between movies (for example total recall and Avatar). It's an impressive the talent.

[@jeremybrunk9576]

Best scene ever. Stone: "Honey be reasonable. After all we're married" goes for gunQuaid: Pow right between the eyes. "consider that a divorce"

[@75aces97]

0:39 A future going through a 90s retro craze? Where no one can take a real vacation? And going out to places can kill you? Robot cars? Hah! That Paul Verhoeven and his wacky predictions.

[@cdh0879]

Total Recall: The good one. Very accurate!

[@childeroland2569]

This makes the film seem cooler than the film's actual trailer does.

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

They show all the action!

[@number3stunner118]

They missed the nut stab, though

[@toysmostwanted]

Was surprised to find out that Robert Picardo who played the EMH on Star Trek: Voyager voiced the robot cab driver. Kinda' looked like him too.

[@Doppleganger1983]

if you watch the 'making of' that puppet even has Robert's hair line under the hat

[@alandgomez5905]

I never knew that. It does look like him lol.

[@TWX1138]

He's also the funeral director and comedy showrunner in _Amazon Women on the Moon_ in the, "Roast of Harvey Pitnik," segment.

[@samieltheinfamous]

He also plays Eddie the Serial-Raping Werewolf in The Howling.

[@sunshineholmes3487]

And he ended up married to a female gremlin.

[@ianmwangi3513]

"Highly skilled crotch assasin" 🤣🤣🤣🤣. But seriously sounds like most marriages

[@ice319]

"Melina Wins. Flawless Victory" Yooo I laughed way too hard at that lol