Scrubs Kelso Punctures His Brain

[@lv99ron]

I love the way he delivers the line "sweet dancing Jehovah, I've punctured my brain". Kills me every time.

[@ruscopcoltrain]

Maybe the single funniest line in the whole series.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@ruscopcoltrain There is no such thing as ''the single funniest line''.

[@killagreg3]

Gotta love that Dr Cox went straight for the ‘stupid mother-‘ line 😂

[@mattyoung4990]

who would not

[@michaelhunting2868]

Think Kelso already knew what he said by coxis smile Tod he already knew it was inappropriate

[@gerstein03]

He had that one locked and loaded lol

[@LucianDevine]

The Janitor said it best. "You snooze you lose." Ted, in this very episode, is a perfect example. Though he also forgot to keep a smile on his face.

[@crazinchewie6602]

" Bob you stupid mother......." LMAOOOOO i almost laugh to tears every time i see this scene

[@DarthRushy]

+Crazin chewie 2:05 Cox's face cracked me up even more.

[@emperorpicard7222]

He should have been suspicious that Cox was acting friendly.

[@paulramage7744]

Its that he had absolutely no hesitation

[@TheSerpent21]

Same and how he did it with a smile too

[@KyoNanashi]

Sweet dancing Jehova, I've punctured my brain.

[@balinthajdu8868]

+KyoNanashi prancing

[@TH3GAMINGMAST3R]

Did you also burst your ear drums?

[@somerandomarmydude]

My wife is a Witness.

[@geraintjones6625]

😂😂

[@TreiberSeptim]

Anthony Haller and you aren’t?

[@Wingzero5555]

Dr.Kelso should have suspected something as soon as Dr.Cox looked like he was saying something nice to him I mean come on.

[@connormclernon26]

Considering he seems to have his hearing back I think that’s the point

[@Bronzescorpion]

@@connormclernon26 He didn't have his hearing back at that point.

[@connormclernon26]

Søren Hougaard Rasmussen true. He knows how much Dr. Percival Cox hates him, so that probably clued him in to what was actually going on.

[@JamailvanWestering]

Well he did say in an earlier episode that he doesn’t care what people in the hospital think of him

[@connormclernon26]

Jamail -van Westering except he does care, at least a little

[@OriginallConzaa]

"Allright people listen up, Dr Kelso has ruptured both his eardrums, you can say whatever you want to him, as long as you've got a smile on your face HOLLAAA". Love Turk Haha :D

[@iancunn99]

OriginallConzaa Bob you stupid mother(muffled talking)!!!!!

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

@@iancunn99 And what Carla said?

[@iancunn99]

IronMan93 she said “fuck you you bitch”

[@Yashirmare]

Is The Todd saying "Cradle my balls, Bobbo" ?

[@axesoccer7887]

@@IronMan-tk8uc she said son of a bitch

[@Kalenz1234]

1:45 breaking that doctor-patient confidentiality in record time.

[@FleshCavern]

Kelso woulda done the same thing to him if he was given the opportunity lol

[@H240909]

Well all witnesses are now accomplices, so I'd say he's in a pretty safe spot.

[@liviorocco7817]

Eh, Kelso didn t mind, thanked them for their support

[@LucianDevine]

@@H240909 Yup, like the room full of people when Cox punched him in the face, but none of them saw a thing!

[@Alpha4Sierra]

I love the relationship between Kelso and Turk. The fact that Kelso went to Turk for help speaks volumes.

[@maddiedoes3571]

haha volumes

[@JOXCY]

CAN YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY EARS??

[@darknesslight3100]

CAN YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY EARS!?

[@h.g347]

​@@maddiedoes3571😂😂😂

[@LucianDevine]

He truly does respect Dr. Turk Turkleton.

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

The end bit is possible my favourite Ted moment of all time

[@HHuynh2011]

Who's Ted? ^-^;

[@zeyadsabey6552]

+Huynher 😂😂😂😂👌

[@LucianDevine]

He didn't say it with a smile on his face. Rookie mistake, and you hate to see it...

[@lwdaley1989]

I think the fact that Kelso is chief of medicine and yet says I've punctured my brain' is what makes that bit soooo funny

[@ufffkfkij]

Janitor: She got hit by a bus. and on a separate non-related issue the janitor got his bus liscence revoked

[@forgottenfamily]

The real question is why the detectives didn't realize the license was a forgery...

[@gauravalexanderminz8032]

There was some other news about Bernice. "...until Bernice gets back on her. Foot." I think she had to amputate the other foot.

[@LucianDevine]

@@gauravalexanderminz8032 Yeah...diabetes is a b*tch!

[@gerstein03]

I love how the second Turk finishes telling everyone that Kelso is deaf, Cox starts insulting him

[@hellboy19991]

Doesn't Cox do that all the time with Kelso listening?

[@LennyCole96]

@@hellboy19991 Not to those extremes

[@andrewparker1622]

RIP Sam Lloyd

[@DarthRushy]

John C. McGinley is the king of comedy.

[@ZackstaDaxta]

Which is why I wanna see his stand-up. Read his wiki, he apparently did stand-up!! I've been searching for it but to no avail.

[@ArcaneMage54k]

"MAKE A SUDDEN MOVE" *screaming in agony* *laughs* I'm a corpse now.

[@Rubyofthedead]

Zombie!!

[@ZlatkoTheGod]

Yeah Kelso is known to do that to people sometimes.

[@antwanknows]

ahh those 2 and hang up Im Dead

[@LucianDevine]

@@ZlatkoTheGod Heh, like the intern I think it was, sitting on the bench the day he quit?

[@khfan4492]

I love how confident Ted was then it backfires beautiful writing

[@HopSkipLimp]

Ken Jenkins was great in this role. Never made any of the drama too icky and sentimental, but always nailed his comedy lines. Best actor on Scrubs IMO.

[@robinedbom7649]

is it just me who love the fact that baxter has his own side of the house? xD

[@MissLeopard28]

LOL, that sound when his eardrums pop is hysterical! "Sweet dancing Jehovah, I've punctured my brain!"

[@ShurueViridian]

That comatose bit is one of my favourite moments in the entire series.

[@jl9529]

You snooze you lose lol

[@Relicanth]

I know this is about the punctured eardrum . . . but my favorite part is "Make a sudden move!"

[@LopMuSiC1]

hey 9 years later do you remember this video ?

[@MrFyson]

11 years now dude waddap!

[@ThEmEsSiAh187-CFGeorge]

“Cradle My Balls Bobbo” 😂😂😂

[@killagreg3]

And now I can’t unhear it 😂😂

[@otakuwolf4ever985]

Figures Dr. Cox would be the first to jump at the chance to take advantage of Kelso's situation.

[@ragglefraggle24]

Ted would've been good if he'd said it with a smile

[@Aldairion]

Ted needed that release, hahaha.

[@s1lenzeify]

...Ted I can hear now. ...who's Ted? XDDDDDDDD

[@Lcarter52]

2:27 Jeez Ted that was dark!

[@andreponniah9900]

I'm guessing you never saw the episodes where Ted stood on the edge of the roof of the hospital?

[@ghostspider2056]

I love how Bob is cheery believing everyone is being positive to him, part of the reason he’s a jerk is due to how stressful being the chief is.

[@michaelrawson6261]

"COULD YOO TAKE A LOOK IN MY EARS!!!?" 😂😂😂

[@Raptorguy22]

"Bernese the lady who does the PA announcements usually, she got hit by a BUS." I almost cried...

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

02:06 lol @ Cox's face.

[@swiftslick]

"Nice name, buddy. Beat up in High School much?" ROFLMAO.

[@darth856]

One line I wish was also in this video: Janitor: “Dr. Dorian, Dr.Turk is free for his rectal exam. He said you'd know what that means.”

[@DanKetchum007]

Sweet dancing Jehovah!

[@DiscountOstrich]

Ted didn't smile while venting. Come on man, even if his hearing was gone this would've backfired

[@jonathandahlquist4137]

Saw this for the first time today and have watched this entire scene over and over again. xD

[@chrishargreaves8016]

I love how Ted scurries in at 2:25

[@SpeedyEric1]

"...Who's Ted?" =P

[@TheJellymonty]

*Whose Ted?* 🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂 this whole scene is freaking hilarious! I just love the way Turk came straight to tell everyone! That's a true a friend 🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂

[@InvaderTan1]

I love Dr. Kelso's face when the Janitor is asking to do the P.A announcements XD

[@SlideIX]

God damn! After all these years and repeated viewings scrubs can still make me cry with laughter

[@ufffkfkij]

damn it ted you were supposed to say it with a smile on your face.

[@johnno4623185]

"Sweet dancing Jehovah, I've punctured my brain!" Hahhahaha

[@RaulSHermano]

"Hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" .. i loved it when turks saying it ..

[@colorshade8260]

Haha, the funniest part: "Make a sudden move!" XD

[@boomboom122]

lol "SWEET DANCING JEHOVAH, I'VE PUNCTURED MY BRAIN!" ALWAYS makes me laugh. ALWAYS!

[@Omnicharlizard]

I mean obviously it’s a safety hazard for Kelso to walk around not being able to hear, to of course Turk has to let everyone know 😂

[@trueknowledgeispower]

Dr. Cox at 2:06,......hilarious.

[@losthaze]

"are you ready........MAKE A SUDDEN MOVE!!!"

[@jonessoda4me1]

0:00 “yyyES Ened!” I love how Kelso says this.

[@richardferrara1606]

why is Enid still married to this guy again

[@RKBock]

***** she can't walk anymore

[@richardferrara1606]

***** is that it?

[@RKBock]

***** don't remember it fully, but he mentions some reasons in several episodes

[@ruairilavery8956]

+lone wolfen She's blind too. And he keeps a big jar of money in his kitchen.

[@richardferrara1606]

Ruairi Lavery is that really it? because e could take advantage of that situation very easily

[@KenanVonKaiser]

RIP TED!

[@craigcullen28]

"there you are you deaf bastard!" haha. Go Theodore

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

thats got to be one ted's best moment when he tells kelso what he really thinks of him.

[@DanielSelk]

...who's Ted?? XD

[@vfaulkon]

I like to imagine that he wasn't just trying to dodge trouble, but was literally so scared he forgot who he was.

[@jerodast]

Janitor speech so relevant! This clip came up as related vid to TCW videos...

[@TimothyNyota]

I remember when I got the episode, I watched that scene a million times ove and over!!! Best scene ever!!

[@nowwhat7259]

“Dr. Dorian, Dr.Turk is free for his rectal exam. He said you’d know what that means.”

[@emptyroomd9567]

This was a brilliant episode.

[@THOMASINTHE1980S]

I like that he doesn’t threaten Ted.

[@RG7621]

How did I miss this episode? Must have fallen asleep during the marathon.

[@partygirl209]

Dr. Kelso rocks being deaf!!

[@TheGreyEyedGirl]

6 people made a sudden move :O

[@christopherwall2121]

Is this still funny after this happened to me? Sure is.

[@labrador_dali]

i love ted's look of horror when he hears baxter attacking enid XD

[@nnahoy8]

1:55 - 2:01 Turk has disappeared !

[@Mandelbrotmat]

Who has two thumbs and is the funniest, cranky bastard of all time? BOB KELSO!!!

[@andrewhawkins8616]

Cox will never not make my day in this scene

[@lqcrow]

I had a friend who legit passed out from laughing so hard at the "sweet dancing..." line.

[@ETAG231189]

that line is briliant

[@tessabiggs2917]

January 2020 I still miss scubs.

[@jakestanley52]

Actually, the Janitor was on the speech team in college. BRADLEY!

[@chrislew8423]

Thanks for the kind words gang 😄

[@Bacillus4]

he was in terrible pain...that's why he said "sweet dancing jehova I've punctured my brain!"

[@TheComixkid2099]

When the Todd speaks, does anyone else think they're hearing him say something about his balls?

[@ahmedfalahy9337]

Cradle my ballz, Bobb-O

[@jeromelancashire3278]

1:55 What were they saying here?

[@cliffdaddy126]

Anyone good at reading lips know what Carla said? We all know what Dr Cox said and I'm pretty sure the Tod said "dingle my balls Bob-o" but I can't make out what Carla said. It looks like she said "I hate you you bit@$"

[@Jigster2006]

"Who's Ted" haha

[@ACDCROCKS135]

"Dr. Tushi, you're needed in the OR. Nice name buddy. Beat up in high school much?" Oh man too funny!

[@andrewbazzell7137]

Dr.Cox wasted no time 🤣

[@Sergeantmajormario]

In my headcanon, I'd like to think the added "Smile on your face" part was a suggestion from Kelso himself. Like he knew Turk would tell the people and all the things they would say, so why not technically let them get away with it? I mean Kelso intentionally plays the role of the bad guy to unite the Hospital, so he could give them a little fun

[@Kalhenwrath1]

RIP Ted.

[@darkicity]

1:35 haha awesome operator! janitor should do that more often

[@theatom7264]

He should have his own radio talk show

[@Kerorofan1990]

My question is, why did he ask a surgeon to check his ears instead of an ENT?

[@gen4john660]

There's only so many characters man

[@DaveWuzHere]

Make a sudden move! bahahahahaha

[@amputate8403]

6 people made a sudden move.

[@glarcier4398]

Why am I not surprised that Cox would be the first to abuse this

[@alexandreberiault6425]

To anyone who can read lips, PLEASE tell me what they're saying at 1:54-2:01.

[@Asukenick]

This whole episode was great.

[@SpiralKnight90]

poor poor ted, always getting the short end of everything

[@imdctillidie1970]

i love the fonecall bit

[@ochoatcu2012]

Carla: You son of a Bitch!

[@Troop3r666]

why would Kelso go to a surgeon to look at his ears and not an Audiologist?

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

I thought the same thing)))

[@geocachingwomble]

Because audiologists are ear nose and throat surgeons at least in the UK and it’s a combined specialty

[@stevengrewal9656]

''There you are, you deaf bastard!!''

[@Jigster2006]

Kelso's face when he says "sweet dancing" lmfao

[@munenex]

Thanks for the kind words gang....

[@wolftamer9]

"make a sudden move!" ...wow.

[@traveller4life123]

Make a sudden move! 😂😂😂

[@TimothyNyota]

This is my favorite Scrubs scene ever!!!

[@RogueAndroid]

Took me a couple of times to hear it, but i guess so, if not you are very close to what he did say to Kelso.

[@CrissBaybay]

LMAO Dr.Cox xD