Sea of Griefs (Sea of Thieves Parody)

The pirate's life ain't all it's cracked up to be. Join Todd Smacky as he sets sail with his crewmate across the beautifully rendered 7 seas in search for fun things to do. This game cost $60...
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[@ArinsMind]

Okay so this video is pretty outdated at this point! They fixed alot of my problems with the game when they released their Anniversary Update. I still sunk tons of hours into this game since launch and enjoyed most of my time with it despite its flaws, so don't think I completely dreaded my adventures thus far. Anyway, enjoy the video and enjoy the fact that the game is massively better than it was last year! Cheers, mateys.

[@tennysonsmith7963]

Yay the game is pretty epic now

[@orangeinferno]

ArinsMind YOU PREDICTED THE SELLING OF THE KRAKEN! GET THIS MAN A GROG

[@ethandoge4681]

Tru

[@ghrodin8736]

make a new and updated one please!

[@CommonPotatos]

Make another vid like this 😂

[@sirboomsalot4902]

Even though I really like this game, it's still pretty funny and accurate

[@EddieTheBear]

Yeah. I've probably had more unique experiences with this game than any other so far though. You make your own adventure c:

[@cdwarrior6582]

Yeah pretty much sums it up. I love the game and have even kept playing after becoming a pirate legend but I can't deny its repetitive.

[@ardent3873]

It’s nice that we can like the game and still find this funny. It’s not just a shitpost, it’s decent comedy.

[@mariofan9974]

Very true fun game but repetitive

[@lpsmysicaldreams712]

1:47 *T-POSE*

[@mrkitloin]

The fact that there actually is a skeleton named captain quick dicken in game makes me grin

[@elcolto7328]

Same I saw that yesterday

[@squishyturtle4567]

Wait really

[@laziwastaken]

@@squishyturtle4567 yeah, that's an actual thing

[@squishyturtle4567]

@@laziwastaken wow

[@yearlygymnast9865]

@@squishyturtle4567 they are named after the devs and other important figures in making the game.

[@bioluminescentbro179]

When you come back in 7 months and most of the points made in the video are now mechanics in the game

[@vanillaman3093]

Some say rare themselves made this their roadmap

[@SportySpice2004]

Even better now

[@MasterHall117]

Take a look a year later

[@williamtaylor5514]

im still waiting foir them to add bounties or mechanics that force people to face each other, instead of camping the reapers chests or their hideout.

[@maffa8000]

William Taylor they should add something that you can buy instead of just cosmetics aswell

[@InvaderTaizic]

Hey, you can actually sell the tentacles now, so that's an upgrade LOL

[@ISAAC607]

How much

[@mdxcausey]

Mex The Taco 150 per tentacle piece

[@mdxcausey]

Chad Kensington yeah.

[@GiovanniZaluchi]

@@mdxcausey 450g per tentacle now

[@mdxcausey]

GiovanniZaluchi They updated it? Damn.

[@Gregornmy]

sea of thieves logic: carry 10 whole cannon balls in your pocket and run around also sea of thieves logic: you can't run with a key in your hand

[@longlivefelix]

The passing time segments where very generous. "10 minutes later", more like "2 hours, 5 other annoying crew encounters and 27 megalodon attacks later"

[@hawk5394]

Don’t forget the ghost ships

[@YS-lw1jv]

Blade and krakens

[@KashraFall]

I know this is an old post, but the video was made back when the game first came out. There was none of that. Was basic skeletons, and just doing voyages. There was no random loot in the water etc.

[@TheHeavyModd]

Truly the scariest name for a ship

[@WorldWalker128]

Rivaling that of Popquiz or TaxesTime.

[@v1ncebuthesjesus135]

NaCl don’t make me laugh. My ship is far scarier. It is called, *No WiFi*

[@Narwhyn]

@@v1ncebuthesjesus135 *The Audience Gasps*

[@Narwhyn]

@Pinkel Wurst LOL that made me laugh, but if it did become a feature, hopefully Rare would Try and Censor Inappropriate Words

[@immortalsnail-xd7zv]

@@Narwhyn "captain, what ship are we after?" "Oh it's a vessel called *******************."

[@exseque21]

AND WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR MONEY?! You sell it...

[@dr.snowman4883]

You sell 2$ for 1$ Yay socialism! \T/

[@Bryson-ss2yw]

@@dr.snowman4883 lol

[@sprucebadger8229]

What do you do with the game? You keep it and its memories And kill megalodons

[@luhrodrigues4347]

@@dr.snowman4883 1$ you sell for 0$

[@mrgallonegamer]

And what do you do with your ship. sell it lol

[@jmr_draws]

At least the game is getting more and more content every month. Sooner or later the game will be as good as we’ve always wanted it to be.

[@gilbertboot572]

This video was made near release obviously when the game was more shallow than a bathtub. But now and even 5 months ago I think it is as good as people hoped it would be.

[@not7170]

This game is so good now

[@5c0rp10nStuff]

@@not7170 yeah, what we will do today? fight skeletons or fight skeletons?

[@BaronSterling]

@@5c0rp10nStuff Fight skeletons, or megalodons, or krakens, or fleets of ghost ships. Or take on forts, or other players both randomly on the seas and in arena contests with new destructible ship parts and various types of special cannonballs, or solve puzzles and beat platforming challenges in the Tall Tales while discovering the game's story and surprisingly deep lore. I'll give ya that the game was shallow, boring and repetitive at launch, but to act like they haven't added _loads_ of content since then would be just outright disingenuous.

[@saltee8460]

@@5c0rp10nStuff rip you lol

[@Piggmanmaxx]

“I’ve got a jar of dirt, I’ve got a jar of dirt and guess what’s inside it!!!”

[@WorldWalker128]

We'll never know. You have to sell it to get anything of value out of it.

[@jollesracing517]

Sea of Thieves

[@oscarcarmona7476]

Uhhhh.... maybe dirt?

[@mariongameplay1827]

Pirates of the carebbean

[@ApersonIguess-rb6fu]

Is it gold?

[@stinkygot2387]

Things they fixed: - Chests you can occasionally open (but only for different types of loot) - Extra uses for specific skulls (but mostly just ritual skulls) - Slight variance in skeleton appearances - Bounties - in the form of emissary flags, which while not required, are almost necessary for grinding. - Random commendations for titles - This is technically separate, but the higher frequency of skeleton ships, sea monsters, etc. make dying and losing the resources that you HAVE to stockpile suck a bit more. - You get treasure for killing the kraken - You can sell the tentacles for gold - Cooler quests, mostly tall tales - Bug fixes that reduce crashing - Technically, cursed canon balls, blunderbombs, firebombs, and chainshots are new weapons, but not really - The increase in sea monsters is kinda more than just skeletons, still mostly skeles tho All in all, much much better, and I'd say worth the sixty dollars now. Still needs more work.

[@robo9031]

Actually, it's 40 dollars now (both on Steam and the Xbox app for Windows)

[@candykid7390]

In the new update tomorrow there’s 5 new enemy types, a new weapon that you have to find just sitting there randomly, and in the new tall tales you get to see the kraken’s head.

[@rethekpista]

@@candykid7390 and they are good (my opinion doesn't have to be yours)

[@thekachigga9255]

@@candykid7390 there’s only 3 new enemy types. Ocean crawlers, sirens, and phantoms

[@candykid7390]

@@thekachigga9255 ocean crawlers have 3 varieties, therefore 5.

[@hiddendesire3076]

Personally I actually enjoy Sea of Thieves. It is more about the journey and the memories made along the way for me. Like when taking on the Skeleton Fleets, we had two galleons, three brigs, and a sloop all in a fleet. At the very end we all agreed to load up on one galleon with all the loot, everyone jumps aboard, and we sail back as one crew. We passed a brig near Galleon’s Grave who freaked out when they saw about 19 players on a galleon all waving, shouting ahoy, and dancing. We turned in our cargo, not caring who got what, then partied in the tavern before taking a group photo outside, adding everyone, and parting ways.

[@redice907]

"I enjoyed this game" "I have friends and we made our own fun" You can bring friends to watch paint dry simulator and still find ways to make your own fun.

[@RJLiams]

Literally any game can be the best game if the mindset is play with friends and ignore everything else. Superman 64 is a broken, unpolished mess of a game that has no right to exist. Get me and my friends together and it's the greatest game of all time. A game with little content and reward, uninteresting gameplay, and lack luster combat is still all those things with or without friends. It's the make your own fun argument which is often a massive red flag when that argument is brought out.

[@RJLiams]

Myla Starseed Yes it does because ripping on that game while playing it was extremely fun and funny. However, it's still a God awful game that doesn't deserve to exist. I said uninteresting gameplay as a whole. I know voyages aren't the only things. The gameplay is still uninteresting. Are you asking why the "make your own fun" argument is a massive red flag? Because it's always followed with a dull game that has such little content that the only way to have fun is to get friends involved and just do random stuff. Destiny, The Division, No Man's Sky were all given the exact same defense when the games came out. Sea of Thieves is the same in that it there's not much to it and what's there isn't fun.

[@redice907]

Myla Starseed Does this _"Sea of Thieves"_ have paint that's drying?

[@glendrachen1499]

Just want to throw my hat into the ring, I get both sides of the argument, I've been on both.... But SoF is, not has it ever been about "gameplay" like that guy on about N64 Superman said, with friends you can make THAT fun. And no that isn't an excuse for lack of content.... But it is a ploy to get people to play games like we used to before "Content" trumped "Fun" give me a few Hardy sailors willing to stop the grind for the journey, and I'll give you a murder mystery, or a game show, or a scavenger hunt, or a cult to legendary god status painter Bob Ross! And those are just a few examples, but like I said I get both sides, some people just want to have fun with JUST what they have, others want to break things to make new fun.... That's just how people work. To each his own I suppose. (And redice or reddice, what ever your name was, if you read this far, kind of? If you can call sinking a boat with a few buckets of water "watching paint dry" it's just as boring in the end....)

[@flintwildpants8710]

Tis' is true, we could _always use_ more bananas.

[@blizzit1211]

*nanners Smh man

[@IcyGuarantee]

*we need more money*

[@guntherbgunnerson8989]

@@IcyGuarantee *and some noise*

[@abutterynoodle9347]

@@IcyGuarantee I have a goddamn plan

[@emileecunningham6567]

“So if we aren’t digging up ancient treasure, what else do pirates do?” Look up “What Happens when Shanty Singers Play Sea of Thieves.”

[@dtphillies4219]

Sea of selling

[@Garangus]

oof

[@qharemswagbola7159]

It sure is

[@fossmith]

naw thats funy JK butt sereisly........nevr minde

[@Garangus]

@@fossmith The spelling errors are real.

[@fossmith]

@@Garangus yup, just realized my kid is making comments with my yt account. Thanks for replying though I wouldn't have even noticed otherwise.

[@RipRoxas]

I remember in the beta that we would hold someone hostage in the jail cellar and go to the red sea and have em just stick down there while the boat sinks. While yes it may sound dark, it was fun.

[@cl-kb7xy]

Better than that, lock someone in the brig and fill up the ship with buckets until there's just an inch left. They'll drown over and over again every time they respawn.

[@phoenix-lumin8810]

Why would they take that away

[@KopperNeoman]

Hostage taking without a jailbreak mechanic sounds unfun for the hostage. Probably why it's gone.

[@jacksontroiano8994]

Going back to this had me laughing so hard. The song at the end "when do we get more weapons, fight more than just skeletons, see the kraken" well, Season 3 gives you everything you asked for! 😂😂

[@babyyoda9407]

2 years later: there’s so much to do in this game that you’ll never get sick of it And you still can’t do anything with the treasure except selling them

[@Pablooooid]

And there’s cursed chests that blow up, and ones that cry, you can sink a boat with the crying chest. There’s also chests that have tomes inside that are used for unlockables and basic chests that can be opened have gold in them and other gold treasures to be sold. Sooooo... Yes you still sell them but you actually get stuff out of it like cool clothes and weapons and ship customizations. Oh yeah and there is a new skull that works a flamethrower... need I go on, it is very clear this game has way more content than before.

[@cagxplays8408]

I just wish there were other things you could buy with gold and also that people wouldn't spawn so close to you after you just sank them. It can be annoying sinking a ship just for it to be back 2 minutes later.

[@Seanhalo]

This game has literally changes so much. This video is so relevant for us early players. Still makes me crack up thank you!

[@Meybi]

its still very much relevant. Only skeleton enemies, 1 new ship addition, 0 new weapons, and for a COSMETIC O N L Y PROGRESSION SYSTEM WERE LACKING A LOT OF FUCKING PERMA PROGRESSION.

[@ChaosDemon2]

“Captain Quick Dicken and his 32 identical brothers.” I died....

[@soopahcaboose]

*Breaths in* ......Mechanics..

[@Garangus]

Or lack of mechanics

[@wile123456]

"bUt tHE SaILinG" proceeds to ignore hundreds of games who did it better or atleast has something to do while going from island to island

[@Korpus_Draige]

Mechanics? You mean like the random knock back feature you have no control of when it happens? How about the one move the sword has (or two if you count useless dashing) and everyone spams it through objects to stun you and hold you in place. Yes, mechanics. Game is garbage.

[@reidrobertson8072]

Korpus Draige then use a...gun?

[@yoshieggeater]

Sea of salty selling

[@unitlime7205]

accurate when the game came out, nonsense banter at this point. GREAT animation and art style though!

[@matt.2708]

No tbh these things are still here. They just need to make a better reward system

[@drewlee8756]

Ya seriously, there are quite a few different things to do, so little to buy! When you realized you grinded for hours to only buy a shirt, it makes it feel not worth it.

[@PBI45]

@@matt.2708 like what? Giving you upgraded cannons and hull? That's mobile game crap!

[@AImightywoIf737]

@@PBI45 I agree that this game should have something to strive for. Imagine a system where people can have varying playstyles where you have to play different to overcome them. It would give the game so much more depth and make some form of progression system. And don't use the "but new players" argument... please

[@simonnachreiner8380]

The cosmetic progression system is nice because it keeps losing penalties low while still rewarding winning as well as keeping skill the main winning factor as there’s no numerical difference between a 100 hour player and a 10 hour player but the skill between them. As for “not worth it,” joy is in the journey man.

[@alberthood6280]

So good. Now with the Anniversary Update, you can now sell that kracken tentacle at 3:20. Please make another one circa 2019. Here's hoping we get the things you requested in this video before 2020.

[@josh-yt5ix]

Albert Hood it’s spelt kraken (sorry, not sorry and I support your comment)

[@LordTacotheGreat]

I wanted to love this game. I still have it in the off chance something changes for the better. I tried getting back in during cursed sails, but it felt pretty much the same as this video. Hopefully forsaken shores is the update that brings me back in.

[@ryanpayne8122]

thefacepalmman right, I love the game but this inventory system is broken. They need to encourage more pvp

[@wile123456]

Spoiler, it didn't rowboat and some more generic islands with annoying homing fireballs (because fuck programming it in a realistic but challenging way, just make it a missile) did not save the game, and by how fucking slow they are at adding features it will be a long while before anything worthwhile happens

[@weezact7]

Eh, If you didn't like it before, you probably won't like Forsaken Shores. There's no real big upsets or gameplay changes. Some quality of life additions and a new area that gives better loot at the cost of a lot of irritating obstacles. It's nice stuff if you enjoyed the game already, but I wouldn't think it's enough to change someone's opinion of it.

[@UltimateWATCHER2]

nope. The same people who defend this pirate costume simulator will say yes. But its still a boring grind fest pve wise. A huge timesink for no real reward. The new location is cool, had some fun there but outside the rowboat addition (which shouldve been in game at launch) is the only I thing I really cared about. Still waiting to see npc ships trading around the ocean besides the salty pirate captains I’ve dunked in the ocean one too many times.

[@TheNecroFisherman]

I literally have a video of my character being juggled by 4 geysers until I died from fall damage. This was as soon as we killed all the new captains. The volcano then erupted destroying our boat before we respawned.... great experience. Also the volcano that erupted was a mile away but still sniped our ship.

[@hankskinzer7972]

sea of merchants

[@ابوعابد-س4ث]

I mainly play nowadays when my friends are online. Its a bit monotonous but I like monotony and the new shit they add is kinda fun. Definitely see why people don’t like it though, sword combat is a bit of a joke among other things.

[@fossmith]

hay dont swar

[@cl-kb7xy]

@@fossmith Your kid's still at it I see! At least he/she knows not to swear.

[@gubadagoober]

I like fighting with pew pew more

[@fortisfogggg7032]

The sword combat is kinda crappy

[@lynxrolls7556]

who here in 2019, when all this shit is actually in game?

[@j.k.1239]

lol

[@samuelmacek8622]

Lol is not :D

[@sprucebadger8229]

@@StevenT-sb2qt then again it is kind a fun that you can obliterate anything with the cannons and harpoon the megalodon to surf

[@sprucebadger8229]

@@StevenT-sb2qt i never asumed that you didn't like the game in fact im pretty sure that everyone who looked this up must like the game In fact since i saw this animation i keep calling the kraken my ex because its the most ruthless thing known to man playing that game

[@LookingFresh]

No one add more likes rn it's at 69

[@D4rk_H4wk]

You can open some chests, reapers exist now, pvp bonus, loads more expensive cosmetic items! I've had a blast with my crew since returning to the seas. Hope to see you on the waves Captain Todd Smackey!

[@CaptainFalcore]

During the process of viewing this video, my Zygomaticus Major and Minor along with my Orbicularis Oculi and of course lest we forget the Levator Labii Superioris. Did tighten in such a way that produced what we know, as a smile. This was also followed by a Diaphram spasm which caused an involuntary exhalation of Co2 to force from my lungs and pass my vocal chords in such a way that it created what we know as a chortle. Much jolly japes were had.

[@CANNABEARDGAMING]

To decode that into real English, "it was good and he loled"

[@CaptainFalcore]

That's what i said. 😀

[@decourtys2088]

CAPTAIN! THERE'S THE CAPTAIN. Of course, what did I expected, this video is talking about SoT...

[@TheJorgeGuy]

JESSETATTOO GAMING It was real English, just really verbose.

[@LordCrimble]

Captain Falcore love you vids dude! We should collaborate sometime ;)

[@funnelvortex7722]

"When can we see the Krakens body?" *Looks at recent trailer*

[@WizardJace]

Commenting on the day they added more than just skeletons to fight, a new weapon, and the ability to see the Krakens body.

[@WizardJace]

@That1wizard flame heart and his ghost fleet, yeah, that’s a thing, but it’s much the same as other skeleton ship fights, there’s just a ton of them

[@MrBjornibjorn]

@That1wizard New enemies, weapon (trident of dark waters), missions taking you underwater to see the kraken, and fighting him underwater. i dont complain. They fixed their game. Not common among games nowadays to slowly make what the public wanted. Sure, it took some time, but they listened to its community

[@Spltlikty]

4:32 Amazing song and video!

[@FortuneFinn]

RIP Cpt. Quick Dicken, we will miss you....

[@commanderschedules2046]

This is painstakingly accurate. I luv it

[@ProjectAwesomes]

omg you deserve so many more views, the comedy and animation, and how accurate the video is just phenomenal

[@BonesofCreation]

Sea of thieves in a nutshell indeed.

[@nizzleprizzle9783]

The1Rodney hmm. Maybe when you didn’t know how to play during the first week or two.

[@SmokeSAS]

Love the what do you do with a drunken sailor parody at the end

[@dedlyocen1684]

Sebastian Schlarmann actually it’s a Who Shall Not Be Returning parody which is a parody of WSWDWTDS

[@SmokeSAS]

Callen The Master Of Games Close enough

[@Jake-rq7gv]

The Kraken drops stuff, maybe was updated after this was posted, but great vid, is hilarious!

[@sergeantsharkseant]

Guy the Kraken just drove stuff after quite a year I think it was already a good game on the Start, but this wasn’t in

[@dumbass6329]

It didn't back in the old days

[@Ben-hf1kz]

The captain represents my optimism for the game. The second hand on the ship is the players that have been drained of joy telling me what the game is.

[@mAfUn88]

The sad thing about this is that this game could have been masterpiece in right hands

[@Darkunov]

It might become a masterpiece... In like 3 years.

[@Fox_Olive]

Myla Starseed Rome also wasn’t released as a fully finished product in this state. Metaphors aside, sea of thieves has yet to make any significant progress since its release besides like a couple bosses. When you try to take out any difference between the guy who just started and the guy at “endgame” you end up with a bland game. You never feel stronger or more powerful in sea of thieves, most of the cosmetics are horrendous garbage and there’s little penalty for dying

[@joshkary5040]

Myla Starseed people also didn’t have to fund Rome with any fear that they might not get a finished product at any point. You don’t fund betas, and this game is not finished. Edit: Typos

[@joshkary5040]

I think I got that point man, you're missing _mine._ There was no fear of Rome not ever being built, there is literally NOTHING holding Rare/Microsoft accountable to deliver on ANYTHING.

[@joshkary5040]

Myla Starseed they really haven’t been delivering though, there’s been practically nothing of substance, a few bosses.

[@GaiaGoddessOfTheEarth]

Within my first 15 minutes of the game besides the beta I met these awesome people who taught us about alliances (They also turned in treasure and got us free money) and the new game mechanics then told us to follow them on a quest (voyage) then about 5 minutes into sailing we fought the Kraken which was fucking scary as having a giant tentacle grab your ship isn't the best thing in the world. During the Kraken fight another ship came up allied with us and started fighting it and then after it was defeated we went and fought a skeleton horde which was very fun. The original guys ship sank during the ordeal and 1 of them tagged on our boat and the other was kinda dead at an island. After that we found a bunch of cursed cannonballs and shot them at each other for achievements. Anyway my second voyage megalodon first 10 minutes.

[@marsig7867]

they added a new weapon, we fight stuff that isn’t skeletons and we see the krakens body, all in one update

[@OneDeadArtist]

Wait what was the new weapon lol

[@Doncroft1]

Now it costs $40. You get to see the kraken body, fight more than just skeletons, use a small variety of weapons, and sell the tentacle meat. Now fix the damage hit reg, Rare.

[@WobblyWafer]

I mean look at the game now its amazing , its brimming with content, my favourite game and also we can now....SEEE THE KRAKENS BODYY!!

[@melvinfuchs1130]

_its been 60 years._

[@kingargon]

Then: Let’s sail! Now: hOw dId tHeY nOt SeE mE dUdE

[@Exspiritmental]

The Kraken now gives you rewards -Chest, Skulls, little items & crates -A title on how many you’ve killed

[@togitogit6]

hey, we can see the krakens body now, and fight more than skelies!

[@mikeygotter3154]

At launch, the was accurate. But now, this game is better than it was meant to be at launch. It actually feels like a complete, immersive and playable game now. And honestly, it's really fun.

[@brycethomas4290]

Better yes, complete....no

[@community_elbow]

1:48 he just used the skull to _assert his _*_dominance._*

[@Noobymanfire]

*Leave.*

[@lilfacts8690]

This is officially a normie meme. Delete this comment.

[@cgillis3989]

"Some two-by-fours and some nanners!" Love it XD

[@killmo1805]

I love to see a updated version were the captain comes back and see how the game has came

[@NorgeSquad]

Never stop making this series

[@malibusoade1387]

Lmao at 1:53 you see the captain breaking inside 😂😂😂😂

[@michapiatkowski9732]

The song at the end GREAT!!!

[@troutish9247]

The end credit song is hilarious

[@JadedJaden]

OMFG the ending song is so accurate. I was on an open crew sloop crew and I joined a pirate legend who was gonna take me through the Athena quest, which is the best in the game, and the best thing I had on my account was a gold hook. So we did about half of the missions and we were about to get the final amount, and my game crashed. I tried re launching Sea of Thieves and it wouldn't connect. When I COULD connect, though, I couldn't join my last crew like I can normally, because SoMeOnE eLsE tOoK mY sPoT! I did about half the work there solving riddles and digging chests and I only got half of the total profit because halfway through we sold our stuff... 'Twas a sad day indeed.

[@catcatcatcat7372]

Sea of thieves, the online game that is the most fun without other players

[@viniciuswatanabe5178]

This is genius guys, such a great video and a 100% accurate, it's really a shame that you don't get nothing for doing so much in the end of the day, and I love the way you guys presented that to future players so funny, maybe this will be a wake up call for the developers if it has enough feedback, great job guys.

[@jacobstorm6348]

It hurts so much....I still like sailing with the crew though

[@TheGreatRakatan]

"A pirate game! What can you do!!!!" "Nothing. 60 dollars please"

[@randomcommenter922]

Thank you GOD

[@TheNavarch521]

Its gotten better through the months

[@damotoneko1500]

Those are some pretty neat ideas for the game. Getting bounties, gaining abilities from pirate legends and finding rare items with chests.

[@markmartin2204]

Rip quick dicken, you will be missed

[@stepfalcon]

F

[@SentryUwU]

This is actually sad :-(

[@starcultiniser]

this pirate is exactly how i feel after playing the game for a few days, everything i do gets me nothing but gold, and all gold gets me is nothing but cosmetics, im so fed up of that xD

[@user-mr1zs1np7w]

Go here pick uo thing, bring thing back and sell Repeat

[@redhawk8476]

This parody was right. But on April 30th, all of that will change.

[@stryder6551]

not really, trust me

[@redhawk8476]

@@stryder6551 , Trust me.

[@stryder6551]

@@redhawk8476 i suggest you to play on the insider servers and decide it for yourself

[@captainembers4521]

Stryder I’ve been an insider and I think April 30th will change the game for the better in soo many ways. These tests don’t throw everything at us at once as it’s still being made and well tested which is why we get to test these versions of them, by the time this update gets released I see atleast 30% more content added to the game

[@olegtsvetkoff6472]

It's 2020, and this video still captures the biggest frustrations of playing Sea of ​​Thieves. T_T

[@bobwade9530]

I'd love to see an updated video, now with actual content, new weapons, quests, factions, you can sell those kraken tentacles, don't even get me started on the Disney hooplaa

[@drummerboy6653]

Yeah, they changed a lot and added a great deal to voyages, enemies, treasure and valuables, and events, and it really should be animated to show the overwhelming potential there is now in the game. Btw, you close to finishing the halloween event?

[@explorewithdelton4443]

I still play it and enjoy it.

[@edwinleechuanhao]

No one says you can't, it's just that in the game is weak feature wise compared to indie games. (Astroneer is an example)

[@thehuntyguy5365]

This is actually pretty accurate to the real game

[@bushsbeans5451]

Not anymore

[@medic5258]

@@bushsbeans5451 it still is....

[@CapnRetro]

Beautifully animated. Needs more views and like. Rare needs to see this. ^_^

[@jenkpoland6210]

The game definitely does need more content, more items to work towards, and variety in quests. But the beauty and artistic style of the game is really mesmerizing to me. So much so that it triumphs over the games lack of things to do. I haven’t been playing for a while, and maybe i will get bored very soon but for the most part I enjoy the game.

[@slyder8670]

5:00 Welcome, to a Pirates life.

[@dartanyan3817]

This is really good even if it's not accurate anymore :)

[@dookie3453]

Dartanyan how is this not accurate? The game is the SAME shit over and over till I can upgrade my ship and make it super powerful!!!.... oh just a new outfit

[@jacobdaniels4302]

@@dookie3453 agree 100% but like recently i got back into it and yea theirs more stuff to do but the same core mechanics of the game is so repetitive

[@josephmartins8882]

You can make a game with no main story line where the player the players "make their own fun", plant of other games have done it, but you have to remember the most important part of that game type: you have to give the players the tools to do so. Minecraft: Plenty Rust: Plenty, this game: ...............

[@cl-kb7xy]

You mean besides huge pirate ships to sail around, islands to explore, ancient beasties to kill, players to kill, quests to complete... Nah you're right. We need the ability to make bases made of dirt and write "fuck" in the sky with square blocks.... Seriously lol Minecraft and Rust? Those are your best examples? Rust is a dull base building game with ugly as fuck building materials and lots of guns. The entire gameplay consists of "raiding" ugly ass bases for more guns to do more raiding. Yeah sounds mega fun.....

[@Killer36661]

@@cl-kb7xy Yeah, it's better to just have three exact quests in hundred of locations and call them hundreds of quests, hey, I mean as long as there are same exact enemy in different spots every time I'm good.

[@cl-kb7xy]

@@Killer36661 At least it has quests. The two games you mentioned don't have any lol. So I fail to see your point there. And Rust also has no NPC whatsoever so I also fail to see your point there! Just say what you mean, that you enjoy base building games and this isn't your type of game. But to say this game gives you no tools to create your own adventure is hilariously inaccurate.

[@Killer36661]

@@cl-kb7xy Than you probably love assassin's creed.

[@cl-kb7xy]

@@Killer36661 Nah I hate AC. Too repetitive. Lol.

[@restlessfrager]

It's not a game for RPG lovers who want progression, quests and enchantments on their weapons. It's a sandbox game for people who love the pirate theme, and on that front it delivers immensely. Too bad some of y'all got caught in the hype and bought a game that wasn't for them in the first place, but there's a lot of people (myself included) that played hundreds of hours since it came out and aren't having enough yet.

[@legion160]

ya know sandboxes are supposed to have things in them right?

[@chefatron4561]

Yeah sea of thieves has islands, outposts, seaports, treasure hunting quests, skeleton killing quests, delivery quests, challenging skeleton forts, shipwrecks, 5 different types of megalodon, krakens, storms, enemy ships, ghost ships, 3 different companies to grow your reputation with and the ability to get wasted.

[@Killer36661]

@@chefatron4561 And by that you mean the same exact things in different locations and names, right?

[@Emoji-Blue]

Great video! However, in the last bit, I expected the ship to start sinking during their speech, since the sky was turning red. xD

[@terceljr]

the sea shante at the end is pretty spot on. need a full version of that XD

[@Whoohoonutty2020]

Shipwreckers laugh in background

[@darkwolf719]

There a reason I got a free one month game pass too try this game, I’m glad I did that

[@Noobymanfire]

DarkWolfofTeros I hope you still have it. They have DOOM on there.

[@bruhmoment7707]

I bought it for 60 bucks and deeply regret it

[@chewchewtrain]

I did that and then bought it a few months later. And I don't regret it.

[@B1G_MO3]

5:23 KZbin Poop in the making

[@bommdude1474]

“When do we fight more than just skeletons? When will they add more weapons? When will we see the Kraken’s body?” *I think we should tell him*

[@grimmy2313]

Two things from the song at the end is what I want to happen in the game, "When do we fight, more than just skeletons" and "When do we see the Kraken's body." lol

[@mattelwell3837]

You fight people?

[@CEKROM]

_We_ _sell_ _them_ =D

[@smok4894]

Unless you loot stack

[@Bobafett-lc2vx]

this needs more views

[@CANNABEARDGAMING]

omg this is amazing, can i PLEASE show a clip of this off on my LIVE #Captainslog show, ill give you full credits & links ... this is amazing.

[@altoclefsukulele4325]

no.

[@CANNABEARDGAMING]

good thing i wasnt asking you

[@altoclefsukulele4325]

This is so sad

[@altoclefsukulele4325]

Alexa play Despacito

[@ArinsMind]

YEA go for it. Sorry I didn't see this sooner but feel free to share, matey

[@v1ncebuthesjesus135]

I fear no man. But that thing, 2:10 It scares me.

[@the_soviet_cheems7945]

Drunken sailor from dishonored awesome dude

[@dreadlist1711]

Dishonored? that was a real song in the 1700s

[@the_soviet_cheems7945]

It’s video game just like this parody but l like your history thank you for the lesson

[@jefftheevilrobot9351]

So accurate That’s why I stopped playing

[@SASSY-tw6mv]

It’s better now

[@luci3skdfl]

lol i love the game but this was hilarious

[@Speknoz]

No mention of the Meg or commendation nonsense?

[@atomicatom2284]

The only thing that makes you have so much fun is the kraken and the megalodon

[@Krumpulous]

Seeing the kraken's true form would be awesome! It would be great if there was a kraken that had an active volcano on it's back, and if you didn't repel it's tentacles it would raise it's head up opposite your ship and the volcano would erupt.

[@UKFX]

This is out of date yo. Anniversary update is dope!

[@BirdGuy-wt5wo]

You get an achievement for defeating the kraken

[@whitewolf770]

sea of thieves is just an empty treasure chest

[@RocketManKian]

False

[@combatman6553]

True

[@merlinthemidget]

Tralse

[@crashpal]

true

[@pearlminestudios7568]

I love the song in the end. I’m rewatching it for that.

[@TheWeekendGeek]

This is great :D nailed the music/sound/voices, the animation was so simple yet so effective too :) well done