Sea of Thieves: It's a pirate game

[@polishjap]

9:47 Hes Brazilian LOL Translating: Oh Shit, Again Man

[@AbsolutePixel]

Do you have any how much I searched around, getting help. Or someone to help me translate what he said. Thank you

[@goldmetalalchesmith7452]

@@AbsolutePixel In a more accurate translation, "Woah, son of a bitch, you again man"

[@victorwolff]

Oia os BR ai kkkkk

[@polishjap]

@@victorwolff Tb foi minha reação tlgd

[@IvryGagaryn]

Eu não to conseguindo lidar com o cara gritanto EITA! AUHEUHAEHUAEUHEAHUEAUHAEUH

[@ASecondPotato]

"Did you detonate the gunpowder barrel?" "Working on it" I'm dying XD

[@LMAOOOOOO]

A Cheesy Potato his friend dropped it

[@nerdrage4852]

my man hahahahaaa actually i do want the pig now that you seem to really like it hahahahaa

[@jacobwingers5206]

2:11

[@JustHereForTheDialogue]

I saw the comment but I didn’t expect it to be the enemy. My fuckin sides 😂😂

[@arjunpavangat8398]

I am dead 😭

[@Infinicat]

“You can other pig” ahahaha that was pure gold

[@PAzDaChillaMilla]

That cracked me up so badly ahaha

[@dreae4531]

do not the cat

[@mithrandir502]

O mais legal é o brasileiro tentando falar inglês. Eu ri muito aí

[@darkspherical1225]

PURE DIAMOND

[@Infinicat]

@@auser8156 Doesn't make it any less hilarious

[@comradep8519]

i almost flipped my chair when that guy screamed nein

[@diwi1967]

Poor fucking kid i felt bad cuz he was so sad:( But it was still funnyXD

[@mistersmiley0275]

LordSchiggy07 haha ja :D ist immer wieder Lustig kleinen Kindern beim ausrasten eines Spieles zu sehen :D

[@classiX-2Idiots]

It was my friend and he's not that good in English so I have to tell him what to say ^^

[@ArthurMorganGoodMan]

@@mistersmiley0275 Hallo

[@uncomfortablyoversizedbrea6347]

I also happen to flip my entire dinner table and chairs when I see a funny thing, but very carefully because it's expensive and I don't wanna break anything

[@avhelverum539]

“ I put the chicken in your boat and you go away” I’ve never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂

[@NuclearOofOfficial]

same

[@mgv2512]

the last guy was pure gold. Probably the worst pirate i ve ever seen

[@jlGuitarGuy7]

Reminded me of Usopp from one piece.

[@cl-kb7xy]

He's like a helpless merchant lol. It's funny because during the whole piracy era, the pirates rarely killed anyone or fired on ships, because the merchants would just surrender their cargo, just like that guy, because they were usually insured against piracy.

[@senobudd7404]

So it would seem

[@Ramon-gf8gp]

@@senobudd7404 I was just going to answer with that meme lmfao.

[@Mousenkeybord1]

@@cl-kb7xy he didn't have insurance for the chicken

[@Billy69699]

“Piggie, that’s my pig!” Had me laughing so hard! 😂

[@NuclearOofOfficial]

same dude

[@spellboundgamer]

*okay. Chicken. Okay. Chicken.* And i live by that

[@404_BrainDidNotLoad]

Do you still live by those words?

[@thelordwill]

"NEIN, HOLD ON!!!"

[@lurchilurch1463]

he actually said "Nein, Hurensohn"

[@barcode9969]

Diese Kommentarsektion gehört jetzt dem Deutschen Staat an.

[@friedrichderhohevonweedman6093]

@@lurchilurch1463 Alles was ich verstehen konnte waren die Neins. Muss Bayer sein.

[@thewildruda6113]

Hold on, this operation was your idea

[@NuclearOofOfficial]

lol

[@flipfloptop753]

We go to war 2 mins later Sorry plz just take chicken and go away

[@crazybanana4239]

Seems like they're French

[@jacobwingers5206]

How to war 2019

[@woyxir6649]

@@crazybanana4239 Brazilian*

[@woyxir6649]

"Puta, de novo vei?"

[@i_keenwa4135]

We REVANGE

[@Yeahthatguy617]

“I want a war” threatens him “you could have chicken”

[@NuclearOofOfficial]

LOL XD should've fighted

[@Dragonator92]

"I want your chicken!" "The.... chicken....?? O.o" Lmao, i've watched alot of sea of thieves videos but this one is the funniest for sure, i bought SoT a few weeks ago, hopefully you make more soon. Subscribed xD

[@Янебр]

Is funny because hes brazillian and hes trying to speak english

[@mithrandir502]

@@Янебр Exatamente isso. Eu rachei muito na parte do “Eita”

[@richardcsomor8262]

ANOTHERONE BITES THE DUST

[@yaboihr2219]

Imagine if pirates actually did this when they got attacked years ago

[@WGSXFrank]

They actually did! To be clear, the majority of pirates rarely had to fire upon other ships. Merchant ships, as well as pirate crews being paid by merchants, were at least partially insured against most losses. It was better for all parties to just hand over the goods and sail away.

[@driversetup6483]

@@WGSXFrank Ya, especially since a new ship would n't just appear for free. 😂

[@simplegaming_official]

@@WGSXFrank they did sometimes get into fights on the seas and they live with it the don’t cry if they lost

[@nonbasicz6083]

@@simplegaming_official if the fight on the sea and get sunk mate they probably don’t have a life to be able to live with it

[@simplegaming_official]

@@nonbasicz6083 lol

[@thesteampunkgentleman9348]

7:15 pirates negotiateing with traders. 1643

[@Rowboattt]

lmao I find it wholesome that the guy at the end immediately went to go scavenge for another animal as soon as his pig died, he literally had pets before they were in the game 😂

[@KilIimanjar0]

Anyone: *Better than a Galleon Crew* Galleon Crew: *"YOu'Re chEAtINg."*

[@outsider357]

replace “Galleon Crew” with “Litetally anyone” and it perfectly sums up sea of thieves as a whole

[@NuclearOofOfficial]

lol xd thats so true man

[@Addictiveg]

I sunk myself with a crying chest yesterday didn't even know it was a thing until i went downstairs and saw the whole ship flooded lol

[@cl-kb7xy]

Same and I thought the random crying was my teammate having an emotional breakdown over voice chat

[@RoyalT400]

c l and you didn’t... ask? say something?

[@Sgil97]

MafiaMan Can your emotional breakdown be more quiet? *Stops* thank you

[@HighGuy69]

@@Sgil97 that's exactly how you do it

[@radiofrog]

Lol this was one of my very first experiences in SoT. I did open crew Sloop and joined a guy who was amassing a shitload of gold hoarders loot. I was able to find the Chest of Sorrow, didn’t know what it did but I just set it on the boat before walking back to the island to continue looting. A while later I came back to the ship with some more loot and found the whole thing filled with water, promptly sinking just a few seconds later. The text chat from the other guy was just “**** ****** *****” lol

[@nicksparrow009]

Ragers: "You cheated!" Pixel: "Pirate..."

[@NuclearOofOfficial]

lol true ''that one little kid that always rage and asks mommy for a gun:*rages extremely and screams'' All real humans and players of the seas: its the pirate life for me:P ''kid that rages'' F**K YOU D**K HEAD ''all humans'' shut your mouth little monster!

[@FluffyDude-qy6yg]

Obviesly AbsolutePixel has no idea the rules of Sea of Thieves.... If your better than anyone then you are a cheater. STOP BEING GOOD!!!

[@foxyt4066]

btw, if you are betten than a youtuber you are a stream sniper

[@silasmontgomery6982]

FoxyT that is the cycle.

[@alexanderredhorse1297]

i love this mentality because I can use ESP and you will defend me

[@newmadhatter6906]

@FuckYouGoogle have you not seen him? He's not hiding his face lol

[@bartoszcalinski8174]

@@newmadhatter6906 yeah he isn't i'm pretty sure he showed his face in his upgrade video. He's an actual chad

[@DJGTheAwesome]

That German kid's candour completely changed, I'm crying lmaooo

[@godofthecripples1237]

That last guy was frickin great.

[@captainvortrix]

6:52 These girls are so chill. We need more people like that in the community.

[@hudsoncox4130]

Captain Vortrix simp

[@banilo1022]

It's because they didn't have any treasure. Even i get salty sometimes

[@neko-sc5pz]

Saying this one year later , we have lost , the battle is over , the community is on chaos

[@silasmontgomery6982]

Gonk i think they mean the fact that they’ve been super chill about dying lol. Too many tryhards

[@devinkilgore3406]

Simp

[@RaenYrtham]

The Pig… No!

[@theprisma4924]

Toxic kid (in anger): WHY U KEEP BLUNDERBUSTING?!?! Me: because is fast... and it does a lot of damage...

[@Step1adder]

Wow so original, referencing dark souls

[@nothambonez8125]

*"Yo-you killed him! He was gonna help us do a merchant quest!"* "Oh, well now I feel kinda bad" *"You should! You're just a stinky, purple jacket wearing jerk!"* "That's my physical appearance! That hurts really bad..."

[@scrufflesde-brickashaw333]

@@Step1adder You sound like someone shit in your pack of oreos, stop being so cynical

[@silasmontgomery6982]

@@Step1adder you mean happy souls?

[@Step1adder]

@@scrufflesde-brickashaw333 oops it was a joke on the whole people comparing things to dark souls and then people making fun of people comparing things to dark souls sorry

[@SedgeYT]

Bloody brilliant as always. I'm just considering the potential of hiding on others' ships. Just add a voice filter + ghost impression, and you have yourself a haunting.

[@giantdwarf9491]

I can't do the hiding strategy bc my character is literally the biggest mf I've seen in the months I've been playing. I call him the absolute unit

[@JS-mu9qd]

@@giantdwarf9491 You still might be able to hide in the lower deck. Otherwise you can still board through sword lunging from the sail . Or you can change your character.But i think you want to stick with it. Dont you own the free emote that says hide?

[@giantdwarf9491]

@@JS-mu9qd yeah, I have the hide emote but my dude is wide enough that not even stronghold kegs or chests can fit over him lol

[@JS-mu9qd]

@@giantdwarf9491 Damn that really makes it difficult In the night if you dont wear reflecting colours you may blend in.But not in day time.Well if you cant hide than you can be the unstoppable feared pirate. Wish you luck.

[@giantdwarf9491]

@@JS-mu9qd eh, I'm more of a peace keeper, or intimidation plays a factor sometimes lol

[@monkeymox2544]

"I put the chicken in your boat, and then you go away, okay?" I died. That guy was priceless, I loved how he took everything in such good humour.

[@ingeborg-anne]

There's NOBODY I want to watch play Sea of Thieves more than you. Omg Geens you make me laugh so much

[@rafaelroberto8511]

@FuckYouGoogle hm, then go watch summit wtf are u even doing here

[@NuclearOofOfficial]

same

[@caseyogden7105]

4 years later and "oKaY tAkE tHe cHiCkEn. OOooh fUCk" still kills me

[@Pow3llMorgan]

"Trauriges Deutsche Wörter" :D ;'D

[@rundur4805]

AbsolutePixel is like that bad guy who's too charismatic for people to dislike him.

[@kaidenstorm1]

when you get a man to put his own chicken into your boat for you.... you know you have broken him

[@calebrod]

kaidenstorm1 😂

[@mfetzer1606]

When he was displaying what the German kid was saying he put "sad German words" lol

[@gabormolnar4813]

"Did you detonate the gunpowder barrel?" -"Working on it." Even teh guy laughted whne you killed him XD

[@hex836]

Watching these funny videos is teaching me that I shouldn't be as salty as the sea

[@reter1n794]

I love when AbsolutePixel laughs,says ,,There we go",and making funny moments

[@mrlemon8133]

Even after 4 years I still enjoy watching this, the pig gets me all the time

[@austinplayz243]

5:25 "Yes, I lost, but I convinced myself that I did not actually lose"

[@zakurn1086]

9:47 LMFAO!! His reaction was priceless. Same country as mine, when I heard those words I was not expecting it, thought he was Indian or something like that.

[@jsvieira]

Brazilian xD

[@theleanmonster3735]

Go to Brazil

[@Featherith]

Have you detonated the gunpowder barrel? “Working on it” 😂 I can’t be the only person that made me laugh 2:10

[@quintusantonius9375]

I feel bad for laughing at the chicken heist.

[@niklasneighbor6726]

6:17 he said „komm schon Mann“ which translates to „c‘mon, man“

[@thomaskast7842]

How times have changed. If you play like this now, you get screamed at, and maybe banned if you're unlucky enough.

[@tangofett4065]

Lol “I WANT TO WAAARRRR”! Lol “you have chicken” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@keplerthe3399]

''OKay, Chicken, Okay?'' Lol this guy is great

[@nicolemaylovell]

GeeNee is the best pirate ever!

[@MasterofTech333]

The fact he made the captions to the german guy GERMAN WORDS and FURIOUS GERMAN WORDS is just golden

[@kasmak8970]

If I pirate this game am I the ultimate pirate?

[@v1ncebuthesjesus135]

SleepyFeetTM hmmmmm

[@kacperschmidtke5632]

Actually yes be my master

[@youretripping10yand75]

No it would give you a criminal record though

[@iceydicey77]

Even a few years later people dont understand that it's a pirate game

[@DirtyWeeb]

I feel bad for the German kid but I definitely laughed the 6 times I watched it.

[@ashhplayz9489]

geenee was on a total sadistic route, took the treasure of a poor german kid, took and accidentally killed someone's beloved pig and more i kinda feel bad for the german kid, he trusted geenee twice and got betrayed twice

[@Chaosengine]

hahaha, the pig part just had me in tears XD

[@Sgil97]

The moment with the guy with the pig and chicken is fucking hilarious

[@Bro-zc9ys]

I just found this channel Liking the sea of thieves vid You should make more videos often I'm willing to watch

[@nicksparrow009]

ikr

[@piroxhexule5587]

The last guy was like :Ah yes, the negotiater

[@mgv2512]

Honestly, one of the funniest Sea of Thieves videos on youtube. Keep uploading man!!

[@Jubez81]

"I give you chicken you go away"

[@FOOTxFEARINGFOOTx]

9:59 doesn’t actually blur the word just puts a star there 😂😂

[@karmesteymusic]

Yo, that last guy speedran the stages of grief…

[@scaredstar9127]

"You had two girls here and you killed one of them" without context, that sounds horrifying and most likely someones kink

[@kobster170]

Lol i love how the last guy is so co operative

[@maltoz8113]

You deserve so much more on YT, hilarious vids man

[@seathrulens]

“Did you detonate the gunpowder barrel” “I’m working on it” That part killed me, dude

[@awilchesss4538]

7:44 *AbsolutePixel is cheating* Me: No no no no no no no no he is very good at the game

[@oskar3897]

seriously the most contagious laugh I have ever heard lmao

[@cosytheseagull]

When you're German and try to understand this German Kid but can't. 😂

[@theleanmonster3735]

“Noooo pliz don’t still”

[@O.Reagano]

Maybe he's just mad at the German kid for invading Norway

[@iFreya303]

6:34 the way the music changed again and he starts crying. Absolutely beautiful.

[@HexRecordings]

Yours are the only Sea of Thieves gameplay videos worth watching. Love them! You're truly playing SOT as it's meant to be played, imo :)

[@RobbiePTSD]

the pirate charging of the ship into the river going to an island is full of the exaggerated swagger of a pirate teen

[@GooseDG]

This has turned my rubbish day into something great, thank you for making such a funny brilliant video 😁 subbed and liked 👍

[@Six_Bass]

Five years later and I honestly still don't know whether German Kid or French Piggy Guy still makes me laugh the most when this comes up in my feed again... I fucking love this game!

[@goodbanter4427]

"You've had two girls here and now you've ruined it" Ok and

[@GoIdheart]

You've earned my respect. This kind of expert gameplay pisses me off because I can't do it yet, but you're showing the difference between good sportsmanship and toxic piracy. This video was great, and maybe I'll meet you on the sea one day, but you know, on your side. ;>

[@steffenvoet8093]

Im German and this Kid is funny af😂😂

[@Redwagon2012]

Can you speak german

[@curtharm3990]

I know i’m like a year late to see this but this video was the single funniest thing i’ve seen on YT in like 4 years. Thanks!

[@missashers]

Oh my god, I'm the girl at the endish! "You had two girl's here and you killed one of them" :3

[@AbsolutePixel]

Sorry for sneezin'

[@missashers]

@@AbsolutePixel s'okay, I'm canadian, we have penicillin :) (if ya ever need a crew mate sir, RaisedAshtiel, now a pirate legend)

[@kingpanda5173]

Miss Ashers mind if I add you too? Just for if my crew is dead

[@missashers]

@@kingpanda5173 sure!

[@kingpanda5173]

Miss Ashers fuck yea thanks

[@bugsmith9751]

"yes! time for reven... i give up, just take the damn chicken!"

[@arthurac8494]

PIXEL UPLOADED?! We’re celebrating tonight boah! 🔥🔥🔥

[@sarthdidious96]

The German kid and the chicken man killed me😂😂😂

[@NicB-Creations]

@9:53 the other guy made me laugh so hard.

[@Duct_]

“I give you chicken and you go away” - that guy is hilarious

[@classiX-2Idiots]

5:53 My friend screamed so loud very cool video :D you got a like and a subscription from me :D

[@CarlJohnson-jz8sw]

Your mom gey like kian 😂

[@CarlJohnson-jz8sw]

I know that guy in real life he's a shit dude

[@Richardk9gh]

The last man was just so funny🤣🤣😂😂😂 When he said "i put chiken on ur boat now please go away" i had to laugh so hard XD

[@cooperw2851]

In Canada literally no one talks

[@thewhalelord8732]

I agree

[@rafajunqueira4312]

“AH NAO DE NOVO VELHO” melhor parte do video

[@DerFamouse]

Damn even as german it is hard to understand that child. The anger is strong in this one

[@interestingusername6191]

The only part I understood was Komm schon mann

[@hermanspermann1746]

"Did you detonate the gunpowder barrel?" "Working on it" LMFAO

[@chadhiggins6884]

“Can you help me” yea u were asking to get robbed

[@chewbone9292]

I receive: Chicken You receive: Nothing

[@evilpulse25]

"It's a pirate game" SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[@thumpercomet3856]

There's something timelessly funny about a kid shouting "Neinnnn" down a mic.

[@VivaToddVegas]

"It's a pirate game." So what do you think that means? Generally speaking, pirates attacked merchant ships and military ships. The almost never attacked other pirates. Put that in your excuse and smoke it.

[@firepillow2092]

generally speaking, the game is called sea of THIEVES. which implies that you STEAL THINGS

[@JetInAJar]

As much as I feel bad for the guy doing one of the most grueling quests in the game (finding and transporting animals), that was the best laugh I’ve had in months.

[@likeaknifeinagunfight5173]

5:54 this isnt german 6:17 oh shit he is really a german

[@O.Reagano]

Okay. Chicken. Okay? Chicken. That really should be a motivational quote or something lol.

[@maxhonjo2553]

“Fa**et” I’m dead

[@ashen_strix]

"YOU WANT WAR? I WANT WAR!" 5 seconds later "Ok you can have it have a nice day. :("

[@troyology5314]

3:42 how ww2 started

[@madkenobijacko4696]

With a German kid “NEIN Hold on” yeah probably 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@AwsmBuff]

The fight against the German kid was like a tragedy.