Seagal's World Tour Of Fails / "The Foreigner"

Can you figure out the plot of the Steven Seagal's 2003 movie "The Foreigner"?
Because we couldn't, but tried so hard.
Flashy editing, funny faces, a few explosions and even less human pushes.

[@johndefalque5061]

I love the casting-so many varieties of bullets, each with their own personality and unique characteristics!

[@johndefalque5061]

He's perfect for that sniper movie, no pulse, still as a statue, all action focussed and directed to his trigger finger.

[@khankrum1]

Well they could remake that 1950s classic just for Seagal. THE BLOB!

[@waynetech10]

Seagal became a parody of himself, in record time. And not in a True Lies kind of way, with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Looking back, it's amazing. This is one of those guys that, if you were a 90's kid, and studied martial arts, his name was brought up. Then, you look at his filmography, and you get nonsensical stories, Seagal with God Mode enabled, and about 1½ emotions, and humor that I'm sure he didn't intend. Good on you, for giving as good of a rundown, on this film, as any sane person can hope for.

[@alexlantz]

Thanks a lot!

[@DoctorBiobrain]

It really is awesome you got Seagal to do your reaction videos with you. I never knew he could be so funny. What’s that? That’s a penguin and not Steven Seagal? Never mind.

[@DoctorBiobrain]

@@alexlantzIt was probably his hairline, body shape, and hyper masculinity. But the penguin has a sexier voice.

[@alexlantz]

I know right? I told him they look similar!

[@JDA2185]

Stop insulting the penguins like that man LOL. Don't they have enough problems with orcas and leopard seals trying to eat them all the time, you have to compare them with Seagal too? LOL

[@johndefalque5061]

Best supporting actor-Shotgun!

[@lucariothehorrorguy5641]

The whole movie is just Akame Ga Kill before it was actually created. Everyone just died randomly and with zero character development.

[@flatcapman]

The strangest thing is one kill is the most graphic and they had to aim at at a guy wearing an Ascot. I contacted the actor who played him and told him that look is entirely "ME" And low and behold I ended up dressed as him. I was surprised I could run. Felt like armour on me and HEAVY

[@Pdotta1]

Watching this made me realize that I’ve only seen heavily censored and cut for time versions.

[@joesunderlage8793]

Jcvd lots of content there

[@a.nonymouse]

We have missed the Penguin. And it's good to see you two having fun with another Steven Seagull movie. Someday Seagull will retire and his movies will be written by A.I. the only question is, given how artificial they already are... will we be able to tell the difference? Smash the like button, do it for the penguin.

[@alexlantz]

Wise words have been said here

[@JDA2185]

1:12 - NOBODY could EVER figure out the "plot" of this movie... I guess you can't figure out something that doesn't exist LOL. This movie literally makes less than zero sense. Literally. I mean if you try to use math cu calculate its sense the result will be with a minus LOL.

[@alexlantz]

We did our best still!

[@joqqeman]

I have to say Donny is much better than Seaboomboom

[@johndefalque5061]

I worked as a set carpenter on that shitty movie "2012"-cardboard characters and rididculous CGI. Most expensive movie ever filmed in Canada, but yet is sucked hard. I saw it once-never again.

[@mateusmarins839]

Man it is one of incoherent plots ever and the hitman character (the blonde guy) is like highlander always coming back without a proper explanation and i think u missed the CD attack scene (where sifu throws the CD on Black dude and it blows off lol) anyway that was a great review from one of worst movies ever made.

[@alexlantz]

Thanks a lot! Yeah, I cut out that ridiculous scene, though originally had it in the video.

[@356Krisu]

You could implement Seagal's shitty dance in every video, similarly to how Space Ice adds JCVD dance in his every video about his movies

[@alexlantz]

I think, right now I have them in most of videos. Each time want to resist the need of including these awesome moves, but each time there is a moment in a movie that just screams: "I want to see him dancing!"

[@356Krisu]

@@alexlantz Well, Then I must have misremembered. Time to binge watch your channel again to refresh my memory then

[@DaFroBroforeal]

Seagal probably thinks he’s cool in these movies, but he’s always just a huge jerk. Leaving that mother and her daughter in some random restaurant because “they’re cumbersome”… really? I’m surprised he didn’t make a move on her. 😅

[@alexlantz]

Sense doesn't need to make a move. Girls make move on him, and he rejects. That's how it works

[@wasabista1613]

This post contained inaccurate information. Now deleted. Sorry!!!!!

[@alexlantz]

really?

[@wasabista1613]

@@alexlantz Okay, turns out I was wrong. Sorry bout that. Now I have to watch this movie to see how bad it s!

[@izidororaziel4918]

Thats a pretty decent action movie that makes zero sense in all of its aspects

[@alexlantz]

😆