Sean Connery Must Beat You to Death with a Shoe | Kill James Bond Highlight

[@theturkeychild]

Now 007, this is a stiletto heel. Very nice for formal wear or killing a small bird. Over here we have some wedges; much more stability and a bit more heft if you're up against, say, a ferret or a some other mustelid.

[@jasonfrancese8359]

James Bond would absolutely think he could take on a Honey Badger.

[@swiftlymurmurs]

This is where Monkey Man is superior to James Bond because Dev Patel does, in fact, enact bloody vengeance using a stripper's stiletto heel on a man's face

[@tahrey]

@@jasonfrancese8359 Honey "Badger" Ryder?

[@jasonfrancese8359]

@@tahreyI’m sorry I didn’t see this earlier, it’s genius.

[@tahrey]

@@jasonfrancese8359 time is meaningless on the Internet, no sweat, thank you for the appreciation

[@taterthepenguin]

For me, this bit is tied with "Abby learns that Mike Myers isn't British live on stage" as the hardest I've laughed to a podcast.

[@robertborland5083]

The description of James Bond fighting fish is funny considering that he fights a giant squid in the novel Dr. No.

[@postoctobrist]

hooting at the last couple of seconds

[@killjamesbondhighlights]

I edited that last part at like 4 AM and I couldn't figure out if it was actually funny or if I'd gone completely insane, so I'm glad it turned out well.

[@coled555]

This may be one of my favorite bits of the entire podcast, I remember dying when I first listened to this part of this episode, especially the fish killing bit

[@StepperBox]

Huh, the hiding it behind the bed indicates to me that the spider was not killed! Amazing bit though. I know we are on the same wave length when all the hylights are all the sections I have relistened too dozens of times! (Waiting for "the cigarette that kills you instantly")

[@catmatt777]

You know, if it wasn't actually killed, I have a strange feeling it was because Connery wasn't willing to actually get that close to it rather than out of any real consideration for the spider.

[@AbsolXGuardian]

​@@catmatt777I feel like the guy who rented them the spider would have charged extra if they actually killed it. Not out of concern for the spider, but because then they couldn't rent it to other movies

[@loadeddice4696]

@@AbsolXGuardian "Listen Sean, this thing has to be 50 feet tall and menace Anne Francis next week! Are you really going to fork up the deposit for that?"

[@robertborland5083]

The funny thing about assassination by tarantula is - unless you have an allergy - their venom is not particularly deadly. The bite is apparently like a bee-sting; it can be painful and have a bit of swelling, but is normally not deadly (unless you have an allergy).

[@lyndonwesthaven6623]

I mean, how are you supposed to spy suavely when your hand is full of urticating bristles?

[@robertborland5083]

@@lyndonwesthaven6623 Excellent point! The tarantula's primary defense are its barbed, irritating hairs. At the same time, that is generally more of an annoyance than a lethal way of dispatching someone.

[@lyndonwesthaven6623]

That's every Bond villain, they can't bear to shoot him without annoying him first

[@robertborland5083]

@@lyndonwesthaven6623 Touché. Incredible point.

[@andrewdunn8778]

In the book, it's a centipede.

[@richardgadberry8398]

"You think what he does to spiders is bad, you should see how he treats women!"--Rejected tagline for "Dr. No."

[@thegrimmarcher202]

I relly find it odd no one commented on the pure General Ripper energy in this scene. We know at least Devon watched Dr Strangelove.

[@lyndonwesthaven6623]

Those final three seconds are pure gold

[@echtblikbonen]

for the first time, more of the movie has gone into the highlights than the episode

[@charleslecki3609]

No hands much. Bond James Bond as played by Shoe Murder Sean Connery

[@MontytheHorse]

Having just watched Dr. No, this is hilarious! 😂

[@rebeccahogan876]

Why is it that until seeing those clips I assumed that Dr. No was Asian. I mean I guess he has an unusual name and his whole gimmick was that he recruits chinese people but like

[@AbsolXGuardian]

Same! Although retrospectively the gang would have commented on the racism in the narrative and/or the actor being in yellow face.

[@killjamesbondhighlights]

Dr. No, the character, is Half-Chinese. His actor is not

[@rebeccahogan876]

...ah, there's the racism, I was wondering where it went. @@killjamesbondhighlights

[@jmackmcneill]

The book background for Dr No was that he was an accountant for the chinese Triads and had plastic surgery to make himself look "western" as a disguise after stealing their money. I don't remember if they went into that in the film.

[@mattheweakin6802]

Where did you get the sleepy crab animation?

[@killjamesbondhighlights]

It was in the stock images tab on Filmora lol. Gimme a bit and I can source it for you

[@killjamesbondhighlights]

It's part of the Crabby Crab series by @pikaole. giphy.com/stories/crabby-crab-876499c4-cfe6

[@tahrey]

@@killjamesbondhighlights I thought the style was familiar... Pikaole's stuff is universally cute as hell ^_^ On that note, the "Spider With My Face" poster, your own work?