Search for the Worst: Fairytales Figures?

[@NintendoSuperstar93]

This is the exactly what your grandma would get you for your birthday or Christmas if you told her to just get figures but didn’t specify which kind, so she got you these.

[@masonwallace0572]

Parents made kids play with this line as punishment

[@SplinkProductions]

I should have bought it-but I once passed up an action figure at a flea market thirty years ago, that I’ve never run across again: “Abraham Lincoln’s Ghost”. Why I passed on it beyond me. Deep regret consumes me to this day.

[@spankynater4242]

It probably scared you.

[@3Storms]

The guy with the goose is the giant. In the story he has a goose that lays golden eggs. Jack steals it to help his poor family.

[@ThatJunkman]

Don’t look like no giant to be

[@freeman4871]

Anything without articulation is the worst. What am I supposed to do with those damn things. Look at em?

[@Sammy_Boy_Smith]

I didn't know there was a Hitler action figure. Lol. Theyll make anything

[@ciscodeer9094]

I'm telling you Junkman those fairytale figures look like Bible action figures.

[@alexnejako777]

i got one of my best starter collections of plastic animals at the religious book store as a kid. two Noah's Arks full of animals every kind that you can think of as well as Noah. the Ark had a walkway and shutters to keep the rain out. i probably still have one or two of the animals. my Sabretooth tigers and dire wolves would hunt all of them.

[@McFarlaneDragonClan]

One man's garbage is another man's treasure. Them figures are probably expensive! I prefer the AI versions

[@spankynater4242]

Those Jack and jill figures have their heads split open when you roll them down a hill.

[@_The_Worst_]

I really dig that Beanstalk A.I. figure...🤘🏼💯✔️

[@tomcruisenukedmyaccount5388]

These are dreadful. I want those AI figures though.

[@morgangallowglass8668]

These are the toys (the originals) that you save for when you have some firecrackers.

[@tylerpemberton3134]

The emperor's new clothes is the gen z story

[@qwaurk985]

Don't Sleep in the Ditch 33: Jack'n the Beanstalk

[@powerturtlebusters]

Junkman on the quest for cancelation in this one lol

[@richcreed4564]

This series is going from worse to worst! 😂 Loved the AI stuff. 👍

[@TheCrabbyArchives]

I wonder if the guy with Humpty Dumpty is one of "the king's men" lol

[@RickSFfan]

Junkman, you have a son. How do you not know fairy tales? The actual products have story books behind them, and would be used to act out the stories and aimed at little kids. Seems harmless enough to me.

[@therealzeel3081]

The Emperor's new clothes......were no clothes...... Jack and Jill should come each with a buck and a quarter...... Little Red Riding Hood......I could come up with some pretty impressive action figures....

[@richardlaceyfield9]

These look like toys you would find at you local Christian Book store . Oh I would hated getting these under the tree. Glad I didn't get them. We had a kid in my film making class that was asking me one time what kind of music I like to listen to. I told him Slaughter ,Poison ,Def Leppard ,Bon Jovi etc . He reaches in his pocket and pulls out this cassette tape (remember those) and its all these lame songs like it was a Christian Kids Bop . I swear I looked at the tape for five seconds and game it back to him right away. The kid said the first song was his jam . It was called Food Fight in the Cafeteria. Talk about risky.

[@REALDUDEUNIVERSE]

These shows are great , its TOY HEE-HAW.

[@BioFactory1]

it's not a ......goat......it's a ...... lamb....lol, oh come on, :-) expectations!

[@Sean-ms8hx]

Yea those were some crappy figures. More like “figurines “ if you ask me .

[@BioFactory1]

which AI do you use?

[@ThatJunkman]

Bing

[@tperson8347]

I like that little egg with the spoon in his head. :) The Emperor's New Clothes is what's happening now with Donald Dump. Hopefully the jury will tell him he has no clothes. Thanks for the video

[@Sammy_Boy_Smith]

Donny boy's going to be your 47th president, so get used to it.

[@tperson8347]

@@Sammy_Boy_Smith You excited? :)

[@spankynater4242]

It looks like you're the one who doesn't realize that Brandon is naked, and severely cognitively impaired.

[@trikeonabike4949]

🎶 SIMON 🎶?!! Core memory UNLOCKED 🥹😲😝 . But yeah, AI could create some very nice toys 🧸. I wish there was a way to have some of these AI toys made for real 😅😮

[@jeffreycoogan09]

@That Junkman I would like for you to write this down 10 times. ''Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings''! Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings! Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings! South American? No...More like north or northeast African. You've never heard of ''The Emperor's New Clothes"? The Emperor's New Clothes (Danish: Kejserens nye klæder [ˈkʰɑjsɐns ˈnyˀə ˈkʰleːɐ̯]), is a classic literary folktale about a vain Empero. It was written by Danish author (Hans Christian Andersen) who's other famous stories also include , "The Little Mermaid" and "The Princess and the Pea". The inspiration for Samuel Arnold's 1797 nursery rhyme (Humpty Dumpty) can be traced back to the English Civil War 1642 to 1651. A one-eyed gunner named ''Jack Thompson'' managed to get a Cannon - colloquially called ''Humpty Dumpty'', positioned on the top of the tower of (St Mary at the Walls Church.) The Cannon wreak untold destruction on the forces below, before a barrage of return Cannon fire dislodged both 'Humpty Dumpty'' and One-Eyed-Jack Thompson.