Did You Prank Friends With This Old Joke Toys?

[@NintendoSuperstar93]

Always got mine on the fake dog poo, fake vomit and the old time classic, the woopee cushion.

[@mikemulligan5731]

Mt buddy sprayed Edge Gel around his toilet seat when it was like a new product in the 80's, in three successive rings, to "get" his own Mom.. He was trying to impress me with his bravado. I said it was dumb and he should clean it off, but then he kept suggesting how she might want to go take a dump, or something, before I left his house. Eventually she went upstairs, and he was like ''OMG, here we go".. She figured it out before she ever got close getting her pants down, she beat is sorry ass as he squealed, and when I said I was leaving from the other room, she said "No, come watch, because he was showing off for you!", so I did, and he howled.. Ha ha..

[@shanester1832]

I don't get the idea behind his prank. If it's the shaving gel like I'm thinking, it's not invisible. Nobody would fall for this unless they were blind or it's dark.

[@rickwj324]

The one thing I remember having was a brown envelope that said "rattlesnake eggs" on it. There was a wind up rubber band thingie inside of it and when someone picked it up it would spin a metal washer around and make a bunch of noise. I stuck it on my 6th grade teachers desk and the poor woman nearly had a heart attack! :-)

[@rickwj324]

I also had a pip squirt pen around the same time. My teacher confiscated it.

[@3Storms]

The only one I ever fell victim to was a whoopee cushion slipped under me while I was sitting in the 5th grade.

[@williamthompson5504]

I had a great plastic icecube with a real dead fly uncased in it. That one worked a lot.

[@shanester1832]

How did you use it, did yours float? I had one and froze it in cube tray since it wasn't shaped like our cubes. Then it was obscured by the bubbles and it was worthless.

[@shanester1832]

The thing about these is their target audience has little capacity to sell the gag. -Hey Jimmy, want to use my calculator? Come on, press enter. -What's going on? Something's up with that calculator. Gag gum has a chance. Whoopie cushions can't miss. Rubber dook classic. Itching powder is bs. I got in major trouble for sprinkling that on someone. It's fiberglass bits! How is that legal?

[@sergioleone3583]

Damn, that's messed up about the itching powder big time. I always wondered what it must have been, but that's totally f'd up.

[@raywallacefan7786]

No wonder Anakin turned to the Dark Side.

[@seppackynewman7802]

If I had that Magic Card as a kid, I wouldn’t have showed it to my parents . I would have kept it hidden under my J.C Penny catalog behind my toy box.

[@shelleywayne4329]

I had teacher once that I didn't like so I put thumbtacks all over her chair I never saw her move so fast get back up from that chair the whole class was laughing I never did that prank again.

[@shanester1832]

That works in a cartoon but in real life, you might be going away for a while thesebrother! That's assault brotha!

[@jediknightjairinaiki560]

​@@shanester1832Thanks Kevin.

[@shelleywayne4329]

@@shanester1832 I was 8 years old in 1982 when I did that I did not know any different at that time.

[@Sammy_Boy_Smith]

I did that once , but with a half unfolded paperclip. The spike end sticking straight up.

[@oldschooltommyim]

Back in the day in my hometown of Baton Rouge, Louisiana there was this little amusement park called Fun Fair Park and they had a money in a little cage and it begged people for and smoked cigarettes.

[@alexianemp]

I know a great prank that you don;t have to spend money on. If you have a sink with a separate spray hose on the side of the faucet, you can take a rubber band and wrap it around the trigger to hold it down. Then point it at the front of the sink. The next person to turn on the sink will get sprayed! My girlfriend has never forgiven me for that, but I still laugh about it. 🤣

[@ciscodeer9094]

Nope I never did, although I did have a whoopi cushion, a hand buzzer and a joke can of peanuts.

[@shanester1832]

I wanted an electric hand buzzer. Cartoons fed me lies! Not Nicholson Joker level strength, but I wanna see some sparks, maybe their skeleton light up a little.

[@imperialpresence1173]

i liked silly putty...i'd like to have a half pound of it

[@MakeworkProductions]

When I was a kid there was a store in my hometown called Lou's Fun Shop. They carried all kinds of stuff like this as well as Don Post masks. Another go-to was the Johnson Smith catalog!

[@cassiusdio1138]

There was also a toy called "Eye-scream" it was a spring loaded plastic ice cream cone with 3 flavors of ice cream scoops . It looked very real. So you offer your friend a bite when they put their face closer you trigger the release and bam..hard plastic ice cream scoop in the eye! Cigarette loads! A little explosive spike you put in someone's cigarette and when it gets hot the cigarette explodes and looks like a flower in a cartoon! Realistic lighter with a battery in it. When you hit the button you get a shock all the way up your arm into your ear! So fun! Also love a good realistic fake vomit or nails that have heads that look like coins. Watch ppl try to pick them up! Onion/garlic flavored candy! Watch the joy fade from and annoying kids face as the flavor sinks in!

[@robert5235]

The best one was a book and when you opened it you got shocked until you closed the book.

[@claudemckenzie2398]

Fake cigarette!

[@fdeadlycommasir]

I tried filling a whoopee cushion with chocolate pudding. It didn't work.

[@BamaHama914]

We got my friends mom’s (old) purse and fill it full of whatever s*it was available usually cow or dog. We took it to a 4 way stop crossroads and set the purse in the middle, hide in the bushes and wait 😂

[@markjackson4456]

William Shatner don't need fart powder. He's gassy.

[@Sammy_Boy_Smith]

I remember the squirting slot machine. A friend had it I think

[@katenunyabizness9221]

Robitusen! LOL. Luckily I came along after mecuricome was replaced by Bactine. Unfortunately I came along as Bactine was in style for first aid : (

[@grotgrusson5124]

_A squirting "flower"_ ..? Its just a matter of time before this video is taken down from YT, and off the internet 😄 ED: OK, so that last one was a "flower". To bad it didnt squirt... 🤔

[@robert5235]

I also had the pen when you pressed the button you got shocked you put 2 Aa battery

[@jessedub]

Lotta squirtin goin on at Junkman Central, huh? Also, my grandpa was always buzzing too, except mine was cause of a bottle fulla brown liquid.

[@JohnSwindells-zm4sq]

Hi Junkman , this one is very funny.if you put the squirting banana with the last item on the list would you end up with some ugly baby toys that are covered in goo?😊

[@Sean-ms8hx]

@thejunkman It was pretty cool you had Ankain on today, but I’d really like to see more of Dusty. She’s a babe.

[@greycloudyday5980]

You are a wild and crazy guy!

[@Straight0uttaCrofton]

@9:50 are those Newports?

[@jeffreycoogan09]

@That Junkman "Steve Martin" was never on (The Ed Sullivan Show).

[@ThatJunkman]

True

[@greycloudyday5980]

My female dog just squirted watching this video with me.

[@dontgiveashit211231]

you won my like for that

[@zeroh2hero]

I was eating breakfast while watching this video ! 😆🤢

[@ThatJunkman]

On a tray?