Search History Surprise & Things That Are Purple - Episode 270 - Spitballers Comedy Show

Today we talk about c-sickness, mystery search history, and who would win in a hypothetical superhero battle. We also discern the differences between some commonly confused words. Finally, we do a draft of things that are purple. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
03:35 - Would You Rather?
25:05 - What’s The Difference
36:15 - Draft: Things That Are Purple
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[@dbrodyx55x]

Where is today’s episode!? You guys are part of my Monday morning ritual

[@Akosaki]

I was wondering that too. Anything their social media have answers?

[@dbrodyx55x]

@@Akosaki nope, nothing. I think they think nobody follows this show which is a shame because it’s so well done and entertaining.

[@jeffreyring1012]

Gentleman, I need to know how long it takes to switch all the pictures and signs for each episode between this and Footballers.

[@wesleywhetstone5484]

Love you guys! Draft ideas: Things we will never draft Worst drafters we have done (like the 1920s time travel lol) Favorite drafts we have done Dance moves Worst movies ever Best men with mustaches Medievel weapons Worst actors Best places to live personal hot-takes things to replace a football in a football game fantasy characters to have on your football team interior decorations for your enemy's house Songs you want at your funeral People you want to give the eulogy at your (ei: the president, morgan freeman) Show idea for ep 300: featuring: the wives/ kids. segments: wives summarize their husbands in 60 seconds. "Things we have caught our husbands doing"

[@AaronSonyi]

Things to never draft would be funny

[@Deathkeeper43]

Wives draft for episode 300 "Things husbands do that annoy us"

[@namesandmanes]

Spyro was an offensive omission.

[@dasnake3164]

Can I take a Red Onion in this draft? Cause I feel like that’s definitely purple

[@Spike_78]

My wife, brother, friend and I had VIP tickets for The Midnight when they performed in Austin TX.

[@ItalianStallion330]

"No way a Jedi is strong enough to crumple that suit." Dude...are you serious.

[@wilsonbowling8597]

Skeletor's tiger would be my deep reference pick.

[@qball5252]

Mace Windu's lightsaber should've been drafted

[@danielsoutherland3985]

I love picturing Thanos explaining his wild plans for mass murder to Grimace while he gorges himself on fries!

[@theprobohshow]

Stage Wings, please! Being on the stage and watching from the wings would be a unique and exhilarating experience, getting a behind-the-scenes glimpse of my favorite artist's performance. Front row seats are great, but the stage offers a whole new perspective. 🎶👀

[@timothyjackson2860]

Was waiting for dark wing duck or Ivan ooze from the power rangers movie

[@davidrainey7631]

Like that sweatshirt Andy

[@andrewlowden322]

Geode, Mike, its a Geode inside a rock

[@alexanderfehr2047]

Woah! You sure know a lot about geodes. I guess that makes you a geode dude.

[@Dwilder812]

The villain from the power rangers movie Ivan

[@Da_Sub-atomic_Particle]

RIP robocop flying in heaven 🥺

[@dominicguzzetti2497]

You’re thinking of a Geode Mike

[@xclusive1987]

I’m a marvel nerd too, and a Jedi would WRECK a human in an iron man suit

[@Jorgenaut]

I always thought Uranus was brown. 🤔

[@moogie7494]

NyQuil was snubbed.

[@TheShaman572]

It all depends on the level of mastery of the force when it comes to defeating Iron Man. If they’ve seen Luke crush the dark troopers in The Mandalorian, they’d know the force is absolutely capable of crushing Tony’s armor. But would you immediately be granted mastery of the force on par with Luke in his prime, or would you have to train yourself up from padawan levels? That would be the deciding factor.

[@nickgergel4494]

No one thought about taking purple Gatorade??

[@moraffw8059]

Where you guys at? No spit hit and now no Monday show? I need my fix, hope everyone is okay.

[@Jerm408502]

How does Barney not get picked?

[@ricardoramos9423]

I didn’t know this existed

[@jaygee941]

😁👍

[@qball5252]

When it comes to using the force against another force user, they have a force barrier that you have to break through in order to affect the other person. That's why force users aren't constantly using it against each other in fights. Super nerdy but I thought I'd share lol

[@dylantyler6019]

Jason didn't draft The Ravens or The Vikings. Had a chance to get 2 ball teams. Could have even drafted The Kings and snag an NBA ball team too.

[@fredmann5019]

So you're saying I can't enter a contest to win?

[@user-pr8zn9xg3q]

Lakers

[@elizabethlee6077]

Royal blue is not purple

[@pandablam2968]

Yo Mike and Jaso yall need to get it together fellas. A jedi would with out a doubt destroy iron man in a heart beat. There is no argument. I honestly couldn't believe what I was hearing. Shame shame!

[@oniaxid]

I think iron man destroys an average jedi. Some lost to Droids and iron man can control multiple suits. Now going up against anakin could be different.

[@pandablam2968]

@oniaxid They lost to a massive amount of droids overwhelming them. In a 1 on 1 fight a jedi would take Iron Man no problem. Now if it was a Padawaan I would see Ironman being able to take them down.

[@oniaxid]

But how is a jedi going to beat iron man?

[@pandablam2968]

@oniaxid force abilities, deflecting his energy blast back at him, and a lightsaber could cut through the suit with ease. A jedis endurance would out last iron man. A jedi could manipulate Tony's thoughts. Jedi could crush the suit. The list goes on dude.

[@oniaxid]

@pandablam2968 being a main character gives you plot armor 💯 jedi mind trick isn't gonna work on a genius like Tony nor does ever need to get close enough to be hit by a light Saber and his beams are way stronger then a blaster and jedis don't use force crush. 🤓

[@charliealvordiv4530]

Ive heard some wrong takes on this show, but Mike and jason could not be more wrong about Ironman killing a jedi. A master of the force sith or jedi absolutely DESTROYS Ironman and its not even close

[@cc_hamilton_5679]

First! A plippity ploppity ploopity ploppity plow