SEC Roll Call - Week 9 (2024)

[@alostrich]

Bless Your Rank: Light Beers drops this Wednesday! Make sure you’re subbed with notifications on so you don’t miss it

[@BrewBlaster]

Well played Sir, well played.

[@ridiculousrick6897]

Please do chicken fingers

[@TheMarcusramsey]

That'll be a civil comment section.

[@alaboutfood2326]

Hopefully you got SHINER Light showcased!!!

[@alaboutfood2326]

Before the end of My Mizzou vs Bama game, I instantly thought Darth Mitchell will be brutal. Seriously thought you would use the "squirrel" joke on Mizzou since it did find the endzone more than Mizzou.

[@ralphstrickland7110]

Vandy and Tennessee as the Shining twins was top notch.

[@RickieBobbie0721]

They’ll be playing against each other at the end of their schedule. I hate when a twin has to destroy the other. Go Vols though!!!!

[@spikymikie]

It was, for lack of a better term, prefect!

[@GrantGraff]

We all can agree that Tennessee should be #1 in the SEC til they play Georgia.

[@levibradley5098]

​@@GrantGraffAs a vols fan....yeah

[@anthonyrowland9072]

If Memphis catches Bama slipping in the Liberty bowl...

[@noyanky44]

"Wait till I tell my daddy about you" "... I doubt Georgia cares" Freaking fantastic.

[@getinit56]

The best.

[@Red_5_Standing_By]

Go Dawgs!

[@obsidian00]

That took me ALL of the way OUT!!! 🤣

[@Adclif]

Great stuff

[@fudge_real]

GO DAWGS

[@raziwellabdulrahman2362]

Auburn: I don't throw anymore. Savage!

[@everlonggaming1966]

I am an Auburn fan and that made me flinch and laugh....

[@mikemanning7809]

As sad as it is that was funny

[@danmurphy95]

“They call it a bowl.”

[@stephenkane7499]

Best laugh right there! 😊

[@broja4387]

*Sad Gator Noises* :(

[@tonyagenerally8468]

That made me laugh hard!😂😂😂

[@timpadgett7840]

That was ice cold. LOL

[@kevinsanchez4415]

Somebody call the cops, there's been a murder

[@TheRevengeofThemDawgs]

Who else thinks SEC Roll Call is the best?

[@pridapit]

Absolutely. And as a one man show, really is crazy how good he really is.

[@alostrich]

@@pridapitthanks but I have someone shooting and editing these now. Also, as you can tell from the final scene, I now have a clone.

[@williamwinston9671]

Yep.... Between this and SEC shorts😂

[@95BlitzsGarage]

​@@williamwinston9671Matt's got shorts covered.

[@davidkemp6379]

Every year Matt, the guys from SEC Shorts, and Funnymaine need to collaborate on a project…

[@crappieflopadventures]

"Restraining orders dont count when you're trick or treating!" Never in my life did i ever think i would hear that phrase 😂

[@crappieflopadventures]

"heard you're giving away squirrel?" Arkansas with his walmart sack 😂😂 WPS!

[@AaronWojhoski-ih2wm]

I about spit out my Dr Pepper at that part lol. WPS

[@tajivet]

😂😂 dude is funny

[@caneanddawgfan4life]

As A UGA fan I was both embarrassed and amused by the “Athens PD” bit. 😂

[@Bigstevo101]

No one was driving so as a UGA fan I wasn't worried.

[@zorasmith4880]

As someone living in Athens, it’s actually Clarke County PD. But will give Matt the benefit of the doubt.

[@nothanks3236]

@@zorasmith4880 Wait isn't it really Athens-Clarke County PD, cause they have a combined city-county government up there like in Columbus or Augusta?

[@katarh]

@@nothanks3236 It is, yes. And also a lot of the traffic tickets have come from Georgia State patrol on 316, for that matter.

[@southernshenanigans3069]

Same

[@ianp7383]

“Is this like scream?” “More like yell” Gold 😂

[@kevinsanchez4415]

GIG EM "AAAUUUUGH"

[@EFergDindrane]

As a #GeauxTigers weirdo, even I laughed like a loon at that. And now I want boudin.

[@ironpony42]

Matt Mitchell is the best thing about College Football.

[@walmartsucks1995]

the production level on these videos this season has been top tier matt

[@TheMightyPatapon]

As a UGA fan who grew up in the 90's watching Florida seemingly stomp us every single year, this hits spot on.

[@jamesknapp64]

I remember growing up with Old Ball Coach, man he was so much fun as a fan in the Big 8 (RIP) with his disses of Tenn, UGA, Auburn and FSU. That 2007 game where he won between the Hedges was an immortal

[@JosephKarins]

I may not have been ready for them, but I think about beating you... Every.. Single.. Day. - Kirby

[@TheMightyPatapon]

@@jamesknapp64 Aye, and he managed to kindle a deep seated disdain for Florida in many a UGA fan. Kirby Smart included. Much like the UGA of years passed had done to him. Thus, the cycle of meaningless, but fun, hatred between UGA and FL continues.

[@23mak2323]

​@jamesknapp64 glad you remember that...bc I'm enjoying whooping Florida every single year....

[@LynnThompsonAuthor]

@@jamesknapp64 It was 1997; I was there. And it was glorious!

[@rodneyjuneau3021]

As a Texas fan seeing the ref answer the door was terrifying. Love this content.

[@Bayley4ever]

I was laughing just a bit too much on that one as he dumped the water bottles on the porch. Texas fan, too.

[@benjaminguzman3428]

The ghost of Vandy is hilarious!

[@chrisuncleahmad789]

“Come play with us, Bama” “Paul!”

[@donnieschreiner]

As a Bama fan, I disapprove of the Vandy ghost

[@gadaadyn8190]

🤘

[@GrantGraff]

​@@donnieschreinerBama is just lucky they don't have to play Memphis as well.

[@eggsngritstn]

@@GrantGraff Or, for that matter, Austin Peay.

[@peabodymartin5201]

Man I start looking forward to Roll Call during Saturday games anticipating what Matt will throw in there. Never disappointed.

[@candacehaley1469]

I watch on Saturday to anticipate Monday. Weird, but it keeps me invested. The original UT had a bye week, but we were watching TX @ Vandy.

[@Eades_859]

Probably the most accurate Kentucky impression you've ever done.

[@aaronrose3675]

Pretty sure all of us UK fans are feeling that way

[@greatkentuckian9032]

At least basketball is around tbe corner

[@songstar05]

A drinking town with a football problem… at least basketball is coming soon

[@Eades_859]

​@songstar05 when I was going to UK (early rich brooks era) I had a t-shirt that said that and wore it playing basketball against UK football players at the Johnson Center

[@songstar05]

@ we were probably at UK around the same time then 😂 I used to see people in those shirts all the time walking to class

[@fantilldeath528trajectory]

“I think about beating you every single day” Go Dawgs!!!

[@ecbclikkie06]

As an LSU fan…I felt that 😭 really clever ending 👏 Love your videos!!

[@lew526]

Did you notice how he answered the phone "Yellow"?

[@PILearning2LiveAgain]

Good luck with A&M, so funny hearing welcome to the SEC every week. Just makes seeing them lose so much better.

[@DChrls]

Yeah, LSU was hurtin' after that game. But I bet the Aggie's starting, or should I say new backup, QB is hurting more.

[@BarbellThor]

Not really. They played well and we handed them the ball like 6 times. Also they pulled another Johnny Mazeil put their ass. I think we win 7/10 on a neutral field.

[@thelongwinter362]

Have you heard of this cool thing called a field goal? Cause your kicker hasn't.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

The Neighbor Lady: BOB! He's acting weird in his yard again! The Neighbor husband: Oh leave the boy alone Karen, he ain't harming nobody. The Neighbor Lady: But he's talking to himself dressed as one of them Darth Star Waves satans.

[@Catsandchickens]

Man, I would love to be Matt’s neighbor!😂

[@RaAvim]

@@Catsandchickens Who do you think holds the camera?

[@GrizzlyRampage181]

"I've got somebody's kids" 😂😂😂😂

[@Stephie2007]

LSU getting the cajun scared out of him by A&M 🤣

[@rachellongcrier2236]

Auburn with the “I don’t throw anymore”😂😂

[@davidedmondson5633]

These are the ONLY KZbin videos where I hit the like button even before I watch it!

[@danieltaylor5231]

You may laugh but that squirrel had some moves.

[@MrClobbertime]

Didn't the refs throw a flag on him for throwing an acorn into the stands?🐿

[@danieltaylor5231]

@@MrClobbertime He was storing it for winter. Its what squirrels do.

[@spaceracer23]

Wow a deep cut with the squirrel. The world championship squirrel cook-off is in Bentonville Arkansas, just 30 minutes away from the U of A. Matt should totally attend next year!!

[@charlesrives9092]

Did you see the squirrel at the Ole Miss game on Saturday?

[@rwtx7781]

@@charlesrives9092 I wondered what that was about…

[@jayelle1975]

Bless Your Rank Squirrel edition!

[@benkenobi6582]

There’s no liquor left in Lexington, trust me

[@darkangelgaming1117]

The fact that it sounds like you not only knew about but referenced the yearly world champion squirrel cookoff we have in Northwest Arkansas is hilarious to me. #WooPig

[@chrisgriffin4012]

I think the squirrel reference was about the squirrel that found it's was onto a football field.

[@hroard]

Ah yes. The national tree rat cook-off. If it weren't already in Arkansas it'd be in Louisiana.

[@dreamshakejunya]

@@chrisgriffin4012 Yes… but that was the Ole Miss game. That’s the joke about why Arkansas asked about Mississippi State about it lol

[@karlsenula9495]

Omg Matt ... Please please please do a live show from there or a spoof of it ...

[@alostrich]

@@karlsenula9495I mentioned the squirrel cook off in an older non-football video and they invited me to be a judge. Unfortunately, it’s in the middle of football season and we had a baby on the way so it didn’t work out

[@chawkins.019]

South Carolina standing back with eggs at the ref’s house 😂😂

[@critter42]

"I've got SOMEONE'S kids" ROFL

[@Jester365]

My family and I can’t wait to see these each week! Thank you for doing these Matt! I don’t how you put these videos out so quickly.

[@vwm8534]

I have to waych these more than once to make sure I catch everything. Great stuff every time.

[@JonathanRamsey87]

Lmao u brought the squirrel out! Hahahahaha

[@wompa70]

The voices. The voices are fabulous!

[@deborahlawrence-ew3rg]

Kentucky trick or treating at the liquor store was awesome…Ky crying hilarious 😂😂😂 Living in Ky. as an Bama fan I love this!! I had to show my hubby who is a Ky. fan just to see his face, so worth it!! Thanks Matt!!! 😂

[@auspiciousman]

Being a bama student from Kentucky (Louisville though), I couldn’t agree more. I gave my brother so much shit after auburn (and Vandy). Man I can’t wait to watch UK get blown out by bama at rupp.

[@rwtx7781]

@@auspiciousman knock on wood…

[@edddeaton8591]

Gotta agree, ky born and breed, and every years it’s like YEEESSSS Football season, Dang it, football season, Like a bad ex you can’t break up with but it just AINT gonna work

[@MarkPowell-bz8em]

Bama not being able to reach Pawl and Dawgs thinking about beating the Gators everyday is awesome! You’re the best Matt!

[@johnfeathers1055]

Matt I need this in long form. Someone get this man a KZbin series ❤

[@MrReality50]

As someone who went to the Texas A&M game, I can confirm this is how it went.

[@KingMcDflyer]

The stadium was FULL and the stands were a swayin sawing em off! Glad I was there as well.

[@5thGenNativeTexan]

@@KingMcDflyer Whoop!

[@Birdbike719]

​@@KingMcDflyerbut you werent even playing Texas...

[@sharagonzales9212]

I need to "like" this video more than once! 😂 I'll just be over here rewatching..... And reading the comments... then rewatching and laughing harder! All hail the SEC! ROLL TIDE!

[@crazymixture57]

Vandy and the Vols living rent free in Bama's head...fantastic!

[@user-bd5ux2tu7tlsuhater]

Not really over all Bama beats them

[@TNJRSFFS]

​@user-bd5ux2tu7tlsuhater And his points made 😆 🤣

[@TallDwarfFromErebor]

@@TNJRSFFSit really isn’t, yall clearly don’t know what rent free means

[@historianKelly]

​@@user-bd5ux2tu7tlsuhateryet didn't.

[@g2gCthe]

@@TallDwarfFromErebor @user-bd5ux2tu7tlsuhater until bama beat vandy and tennesse next year, you will be lying if you say they do not live rent free. Ten beat ya 2 out of 3 recently and Vandy beat you convincingly for all 4 qtr. Vany is not suppose to beat you let alone dominate you like that. @_@

[@wbish3]

I was really hoping the squirrel would make an appearance and you didn't disappoint. 😂

[@danmurphy95]

I’ve been dreading how you represented MIZZOU. Classy move though.

[@P5Cowdrey]

MIZ (boy what a tough week) ZOU 🖤💛🖤

[@markintexas3030]

He was a lot nicer to us than I expected. He was a lot nicer than I was Saturday evening (I mean, did Drink get his backup qbs from Columbia’s youth football league?).

[@scoleman9848]

Love the Justin Wilson reference.

[@justinnelson1483]

It was the Tony Chacheres flavor injector to the pumpkin 😂

[@thegooberian2241]

Never in a million years would I think A&M would be something special during a rebuild year for us Aggies

[@Jonandbrianshow]

This ain't a rebuilding year. Elko is doing a better job of utilizing his talent than Jimbo Fisher did. This was what y'all wanted when y'all finally gave Jimbo the boot. A great coach at a better price. For now.

[@PILearning2LiveAgain]

I'm loving watching them beat SEC teams. Not my team but I've always cheered for them since they're UTs rival.

[@kevinsanchez4415]

​@@PILearning2LiveAgain what does Tennessee have to do with it ;)

[@rwtx7781]

@@kevinsanchez4415 bwhahaha! tu vs UT

[@joshcollierdrums6291]

As a Longhorn fan, I laughed my butt off!!! I always look forward to this!!!!

[@gillianritchey]

as a bama fan, deboer putting the starters back in on 4th down to preserve the shut out made my heart happy

[@thewordlove4316]

as a Mizzou fan, I'm not too happy ... 🤌🚫💩🚫🤌

[@23mak2323]

love to see bama get dominated by the state of tn....lol and out of the conversation

[@jdub12-8]

“restraining orders don’t count when you’re trick-or-treatin” best line ever.

[@faithcomesbyhearingwithnic5706]

Thank you, Mr. Mitchell! "If I could just get a point." Very funny.

[@gr8fulUS]

the only videos on KZbin that I play at a slower speed.. so rich.. love em Matt

[@MadMonkeyFriend]

A Justin Wilson reference in 2024? Nice.

[@chrisuncleahmad789]

“I haven’t had a rushing touchdown since September” My how times have changed since the days of DeMarco Murray

[@baysooner5745]

😢😢😢

[@BettyFisher-gy4sk]

This video is so good! I can't stop watching!

[@LuigiWithGun]

Lmao bama. Being haunted by the two tennessee schools

[@MicahHenderson-u3h]

Because the state of Tennessee is a nightmare for Alabama get upset by Vanderbilt and them Tennessee beating them😂😂

[@vtaylor21]

The state of Tennessee owns the Tide. If Vandy beats Auburn, the state of Alabama will become the suburb of Tennessee.

[@KeenanMoore-nh4gb]

Shame they don’t have Memphis

[@thedreadtyger]

​@@KeenanMoore-nh4gbno. no it's not. we even tried driving Memphistophles out into the woods and leaving it, but it found its way back.

[@GrantGraff]

​@@KeenanMoore-nh4gbShane they don't have Middle Tennessee

[@Supervillain725]

Kentucky hanging out in front of the liquor store was priceless

[@TXFred210]

Thank you for all the entertainment

[@scottreese-d7d]

Love me some Justin Wilson. I guar-on-tee...

[@mattmcalester8939]

OU fan here and I love these for sure! It is what it is we are not very good right now.

[@elrojo6956]

Giving this a standing ovation at my dinner table. Well done Matt.

[@vacationpictures6718]

This is a masterpiece of creativity. Well done sir. Well done.

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

"I know you haven't seen this in a while, but they call it a 'bowl'" Oh, the shade! 🤣

[@55Dag]

I really like the fact that so many of the fans laugh at their own teams being made fun of.

[@rwtx7781]

Crying or getting mad doesn’t change anything. Laughing helps with the pain. Lol

[@greyhoundfivemedia812]

So many great lines. So many. I need a 10 season sitcom with Georgia and Florida as nextdoor neighbors.

[@PILearning2LiveAgain]

Another excellent cinematic production. Y'all SEC boys just keep beating the snot out of each other.

[@rwtx7781]

Every year….

[@sfowler1017]

YOUR BEST ONE YET OMG absolute genius.

[@philipkruger563]

I love it. This makes Monday’s bearable

[@TheUltraMagaDawg]

As a Dawg fan born and raised in SW Florida, I think about beating Florida every single day myself as well. Go Dawgs!!

[@justjennb11]

This had me laughing so hard. I'll watch again later so I can catch everything.

[@CASH-THE-NERD]

“Hello LSU, Do you want to play a game?”👻🔪😂

[@DE-sf9sr]

The Vandy Texas net was 👌 (For those not in the know... there was a meme showing the whole visiting sideline at Vandy netted off to protect the field from water bottles, like in baseball, but in reverse 😂)

[@namewitheld2568]

Help me. I didn't get that joke

[@DE-sf9sr]

@namewitheld2568 there was a meme picture where it showed that the whole visiting sideline at Vandy was netted off, like in baseball, to protect the field from water bottles.

[@rwtx7781]

@@DE-sf9sr bwhahaha!

[@historianKelly]

​@@DE-sf9srThank you! I knew that was some reference I couldn't figure out but it was still funny trying to figure out WTH it was.

[@bbqbros3648]

You can’t get me down this week, Matt. Ou discovered the forward pass this week. Now the whole conference is in trouble.

[@antiwonsampson6788]

“Athens PD” 😮😂 That’s was good Matt🍻

[@97BuckeyeGuy]

Bonus Points for the Richard Petty photo hanging on LSU's wall. :)

[@rwtx7781]

I loved the couch/sofa with the crocheted blanket on it. Looked like the 70s!

[@AdmiralGray1911]

Sir, you have out done yourself this week. It’s a masterpiece.

[@IronyAmI]

"I doubt Georgia cares" lol. Go Dawgs.

[@skunkbeard-biker]

And the curse is upon us for that cleat toss.

[@pridapit]

As a Dawg fan, oh man, that bit with fl was hilarious!

[@saysbadman]

I've shared this video a few times, and I've watched it three times. Finally the third time I remembered to like. Great content!

[@tkel2114]

We actually do think about Florida every single day. Early Cuyler can testify.

[@nothanks3236]

Now I have to go back and watch every Squidbillies episode...

[@srbmod93]

PCB, BABY! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[@nategonzalez2011]

Texas gets the struggle win vs Vanderbilt and Matt uploads it’s a good day

[@stephenmayer1541]

Love these, it captures exactly why the SEC is so great! As a Gator, I just wish we had them in the 90s and the Tebow years. Go Gators!

[@tnadrg1982]

Alabama is now just a regular team now. What a glorious day 🙌 😊

[@Jam_Cannon8088]

Matt not pulling any punches this week. “Athens PD Open up!”

[@nickschulte3915]

That is the most accurate you’ve ever portrayed Kentucky

[@andrewkinkel4773]

Texas fan here. Sooo spot on . lmfao I'm gonna call my daddy thing has me rolling

[@RAD6150]

"Wait 'til I tell my daddy about you!" "I doubt Georgia cares." 😂😂🤣🤣💀

[@clifmillwood]

We don't!!!

[@TheRevengeofThemDawgs]

That was awesome.

[@georgejohnson8674]

It's weird since Texas owns georgia lmao

[@TheRevengeofThemDawgs]

@@georgejohnson8674 We kicked y'all's ass, unless you meant Alabama.

[@DMS-pq8]

As long as Taysom Hill lives he will be Texas's daddy

[@TheNEPTY]

I say it every week and I’ll say it again. Matt and his skits are better than SEC Shorts. Always has been and always will be.

[@brianmoore6724]

yup

[@davidward2651]

I find Matt more consistently funny, but the SEC Shorts crew definitely has their moments.

[@vinerwe]

Is it a competition? They are both great but also different which is not a bad thing.

[@vwm8534]

Matt is my favorite but I like them both and watch both.

[@conureron3792]

Florida, even though we are on a bye, gets lambasted, ha! Setting the stage for next week’s roll call, no doubt.

[@BrianK-zz4fk]

as a gator fan we have been on zoloff for a decade now 😂

[@The_G_89]

Gotta say this was better than SEC shorts this week.

[@rwtx7781]

As an Aggie , I enjoyed SEC shorts. We weren’t the butt of a joke. I enjoyed Matt’s Roll Call too, especially the ending. I don’t know where he got my grandmother’s sofa for LSU to sit on.

[@The_G_89]

@@rwtx7781 idk I feel like since the SWAGGERBILT video, SEC shorts has been on a decline with content lately. Although last weeks was somewhat funny.

[@mrbill4499]

Funny stuff Matt !...really liked the Vandy/Vols "The Shining" reference at Bama...GBO!🍊🏈🇺🇸👍!

[@matts0688]

As a Husker fan I didn’t appreciate the bowl reference. I forgot what those are too. But I do appreciate every joke at Oklahomas expense

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

LSU's accent makes my day every time.

[@justme-wf5hx]

Absolutely hilarious, all college football season it's what I look forward to more than anything between games. Every football fan should be subscribed.

[@Noledad77]

Always entertaining and spot on! This is truly the highlight of my college football season since my team has been the dregs of college football in 2024. Thank you for the therapy, Matt!

[@bassmedic]

I'm sure there were a lots of UK fans visiting the Lexington Liquor Barn.😂😂😂😂

[@MrSportsadam]

Well mostly of us Kentucky fans are just ready for the basketball game tomorrow night at Rupp and Monday (cause football has been depressing and don’t get me started on the bengals)

[@bassmedic]

@MrSportsadam i feel you. If it wasn't for them being closed when I left that game, I would have stopped.

[@spikymikie]

Tennessee and Vandy as the shining twins made sweet tea shoot out of my nose! There's evil things north of you Alabama, EVIL THINGS! Thank you Matt, that made my day.

[@Bdon-tf2]

I’m so sorry Vandy

[@kigas24]

beep beep beep arming is objectively hilarious

[@Stephie2007]

I know 🤣 Arkansas still defeated Mississippi State tho. WPS!

[@falestineforlife]

I love it when he always calls Paul. Gets me Everytime

[@Birdbike719]

Who is Paul?

[@AaronWojhoski-ih2wm]

@@Birdbike719I’m guessing Paul Finebaum.

[@JJRDuosion]

This man gives up his NFL Sunday for us ❤

[@barbaraborgia3289]

I live up north, and I don’t watch football. But I love watching Matt. It’s like a mini soap opera comedy.

[@AllyLee-p4m]

Great stuff Matt! and GO DAWGS!!!

[@wtgardner6914]

I am an AU fan and even I loved the scene where AU said, "I don't throw anymore." Good comedy on this channel.