SEC Shorts - If marriage was like college football recruiting

National Signing Day is right around the corner which means another year of the bizarre world of college football recruiting is in the books. How strange are the tactics and methods of recruiting? Well, just apply them to something like the institution of marriage and find out.

[@IWasWatching]

So is Part 2 like how Divorce was like the transferring system?

[@MetallicAAlabamA]

The "Divorce" Portal lol!

[@gregtjr.7871]

The dreaded portal

[@SECShorts]

"New entry to the transfer portal: Your wife."

[@xdgaming70]

Damn

[@iCritz]

DUDE THE CHANNEL REPLIED TO YOU ITS GONNA HAPPEN

[@neneshubby]

I asked my wife once if she would’ve married me if I’d been an Auburn fan (we’re Bama fans) and she said “no” and there was no sign in her face that she was joking.

[@jameshunter9570]

I understand. No self-respecting University of Kentucky girl would marry a Louisville fan!

[@Tizzy204]

Yeah that’s a question you should have known the answer to. I mean I’m not marrying some godless Alabama fan with corrupted morals and questionable character. I shouldn’t expect the same bama fan to want to marry me. To much tide in them.

[@jimmyishim77]

My dad would probably leave on the side of a road if i was a texass fan

[@tylongkicks8821]

I'm a Auburn fan and it would be tough for me to marry a woman that's a big Bama fan.

[@Hero1957]

Smart woman

[@fionnbarrcasey5247]

Signing day really has lost its value with early signing period

[@nick.100]

Fionnbarr Casey just think of the early signing period as signing day

[@homeslice1479]

^ True. It's basically just in December now. The February one is just for the indecisive non-early enrollees now lol

[@MetallicAAlabamA]

" I don't think that wasn't entirely necessary." Lol! Again the Shorts have come through with another great skit.

[@Austin_Schulz]

"Please respect my decision."

[@RushFanatic87]

“Ooh, the fake out. That’s gotta sting. Not entirely necessary.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnnyfive222]

Let's see. A girl that likes football and sports. Is a nurse. And beautiful. Wants kids. Yep five star wife. :) That fake out was cold though lol.

[@lakersfan3269]

If she wants kids she’s a max 3 star

[@josephhebert3073]

Should have had an angry parent get up and storm out of the room.

[@ertgret4695]

You guys really hit home with this one 😂

[@tomjordan9767]

True Story: A couple in the South were planning their wedding and they were considering a Saturday in October. The man said, "We can't get married that day because that's the Georgia-Florida game." The woman said, "Can't you just miss it for one year?" The man said, "No, you don't understand. Our anniversary will always be on the weekend of the Georgia-Florida game."

[@KristiLEvans1]

Why is he marrying her if she doesn’t get this?

[@ditch9802]

My sister got married, in Pigeon Forge, on TN-Florida game day......I didn't make it.

[@lsurouge]

The decommit with the "Respect my decision" should be added

[@jaredgoolsby5528]

Could have added an "income" factor insinuating who would offer the most money, but that may have been a little too realistic.

[@tidefanyankee2428]

This video wasn't exclusively about Auburn Jared.

[@brandonlee2435]

Damn it Jared

[@McGrady412]

Why do I get the feeling women on Bumble and Tinder use the recruiting official trip strategy?

[@brcar6862]

😂

[@AW-zy1kw]

DO the official visits include working out for the team? Is that allowed?

[@McGrady412]

@@AW-zy1kw That's called the first 3 dates. Basically, the guys trying to peek the girls' interests. So better pick up the tabs and offer free gear and merch. ha

[@humusandoil1300]

"Let's not jump right into the official ring thing just yet. I've actually been holding out for Vicki in accounting....Now that, that's a FIve-Star Woman." Epic.

[@durenwilson4849]

Where is the Kazoo during the renaissance bank ad I demand to know!

[@WilliamSurles]

Had me cracking up the ENTIRE time. OMG

[@volbound1700]

Haha. If they did this, the whole dating/marriage process might actually work better. Visiting their facility, talking to the parents, lol

[@stevefriery9086]

Tried that twice. Didn't work out right.

[@CPB1]

At :23 "Serviceable backup option" Vicky went from 0:13 Accounting to 1:38 A nurse. She lies......

[@richardphillips7622]

I love these videos. Well written and freaking HALARIOUS!!!

[@buzzmantx]

LOL another home run from SEC Shorts! Love the husband highlight reel, BINGO!

[@Dontworryaboutanything]

I like the resourceful/ creative approach to getting 6 different arms out of 3 bodies.

[@SoccerFan8723]

haha that beginning was gold

[@bubbaholsomback4387]

Love all these videos. So glad you guys are doing these even after football season to carry us until next football season keep up the good work

[@SuperWagner23]

Married men should be able to enter the transfer portal. You know, look around to see what is our there

[@paulrollings5291]

They can enter the Portal at their own risk.

[@acvieluf]

I'm going to need a "husband highlight reel" to show my wife of 12+ years, still!! 😆

[@okrajoe]

Aww yeah, its college recruiting time!

[@CarolinaCajun4870]

@ :41 seconds. That is my most COMFORTABLE GAP SHIRT EVER!!!!

[@isaacannanjr2371]

The dating game nowadays is like playing a game show 😂

[@Maxbps88]

They have to say something along the lines of: "The (hat on the left) is different than the other two, John. That could be mean something. That one has netting while the other two are solid colors. That can't just be some random choice of hats."

[@nickschmitz7044]

"Uhhhh, I don't know if that's entirely necessary"!!!!! Lolololololol Lolololololol Lolololololol

[@jossynda]

I actually laughed out loud!!!

[@paladin181]

Damn these are funny!

[@lincolnoles4288]

You guys are so funny keep up the good work you guys need more subscribers!

[@schadowolf]

Absolutely hilarious!

[@waynethurman2144]

Very funny and entertaining!

[@robertl779]

Definitely need to do how divorce is like the transfer portal.

[@aliciacatney4229]

I love the FAKE OUT, so what's next the NFL DRAFT? Can't wait to see what's next. RTR

[@squeeeps]

Why DO you sometimes CAPITALIZE your words

[@AW-zy1kw]

Best yet!

[@kylestarr3980]

Hilarious!!! Well played...😂😂😂

[@tamuman93]

Lmao. These are so hilarious!

[@ThadtheHobo]

That shit was pretty funny. "Well actually I'm holding out. She's a 5 star"

[@dt2471]

This is so funny for so many reasons

[@renegade7890]

BEST video ever

[@52flyingbicycles]

CFB recruiting is just like marriage... from 150 years ago

[@ericross6995]

Nailed it!!

[@barbiedoll1349]

Loved it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@killamime5181]

Excellent!

[@Doors067]

Joke: yeah im going to the other guys house to explore all my options Real joke: thats not a parody they all do that 😂

[@randallw1977]

I couldn't help but notice the color of the hats. The one she rejected was Georgia red. Were the others suppose to be Auburn and A&M or Auburn and Miss State?

[@joetheastrosfan3460]

1:50 is the best😂

[@madbrowniac7871]

So The Georgia Lady rejected an offer with the emblem of a guy who looks very much like Kirby Smart? Intriguing!🤔😂B.W.

[@Tizzy204]

#1 rated wife prospect. When I was still young and in my 20s I coulda landed that prospect. Now? I’d be like the 3rd safety husband. Ahh isn’t getting older grand?

[@ddebenedictis]

It beats the alternative

[@scottab140]

Rated wife prospects... lolz

[@mattjs]

What about if one of the recruiters was providing "impermissible benefits"???

[@tyronewilson7890]

This would make it very interesting

[@stephenjohnson80]

Can I get a hat with Josh's face on it? I would have asked a year ago but somehow this one just came up in my feed.

[@bensenses8525]

nice documentary

[@clipobserver]

I thought Vicky was an accountant.

[@johngray2526]

Haha the fake out 🤣

[@brentbullock7237]

i felt the first one🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[@sersmiles1635]

I like how the 1 guy without a collar is the 1 that is trying to adjust it Any thoughts on checking out sec basketball, can Tennessee hold

[@NAofficialmusic]

Tennessee is very capable of winning the SEC, but to due so they need to continue to be effective defensively. If so they may easily be a final four team.

[@kathybroussard857]

Will there be a part two so we know who she picked? 😂😂😂😂

[@gavennolen8607]

Kathy Broussard lmao

[@iseesixx]

So is divorcing like...the transfer portal or what's up?

[@papijohns2927]

This is just like the office

[@gseric4721]

0:56 ah man, lol XD

[@BigMa69]

The best part their all 16 to 17😎

[@overtimesports1607]

Who'd she pick?

[@JamesSmith-hd8gn]

Lol this is so funny

[@JohnSmith-ys4nl]

I'm disappointed she didn't say "I'm taking my talents to.."

[@R0404]

Add the body count on those stats and this is perfect!

[@majintv24]

Id like to schedule an in home visit if possible

[@DrSayre]

I thought she was going to pick somebody, then later decide to change her mind.

[@katherineknapp6604]

Crazy

[@jaredflanagan5951]

new ideas for the bachelor

[@prplhze2000]

We need closure

[@wuluminati9622]

I don't think that was necessary 😂

[@Ask-a-Rocket-Scientist]

Can’t wait for the transfer portal when the rough times hit.

[@Jbsutt]

it is. the money and cars still get all the best "prospects".

[@PatriceChristian]

Talia's sister? She looks so similar and has the same voice!

[@evansjohnc]

I was wondering about her also

[@BamaFanUSMC]

Alright!!!

[@craigbrown1760]

Where are the bagmen? You know. The part where the guy's employer comes in and slips her a few pieces of jewelry or flowers or something.

[@DaShow021]

Yeah this would make dating so much better

[@mattwolf6113]

My wife needs to know who Vicki picked

[@gautams6312]

So basically arranged marriage system

[@BFORTHEV]

This is funny

[@elYoko337]

But who did she pick?!!

[@addisonhunt2066]

I need to know who she pick!

[@0cujo0]

+1 For Fax Machine 😎

[@terrybrunk1121]

The bigger the prize the bigger the recruit,money still talks the loadest.

[@mastersfan04]

They should have added the pissed off moms losing out on booster cash when they pick the wrong school.

[@hlipp2122]

So is Vicky in the accounting department or is she a nurse?

[@davidmendenhall4090]

Almost three years late, but anybody else notice she was in accounting at the first of the video and nursing at the end? Could be a red flag.

[@Zeenault]

The bachlor

[@holuvrichard5494]

Who did she pick tho

[@kylemichaelsen7374]

Wait...who did she choose?! I need to know

[@rayyeates1873]

Some similarities of online dating in there too

[@CoachBigPeteDeepDishFootball]

This is true

[@Somedude819]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@obsidian00]

It would make things...easier.

[@TheChrismsanchez1]

This comparison is actually very close to they way some women believe their value still exists even though they have clearly hit the wall. Great video!