SECONDARY SCHOOL PROBLEMS!

[@JohnnyCarey98]

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[@SSW03]

Johnny Carey that’s so relatable

[@lewiswilson4174]

Johnny Carey so true m8 my teacher is a fucking buck and a half and her hole is about the same size as my head then I struck a root ahahah and I hate to hink she saw it fs

[@tyresehewitt6318]

Don’t even care Johnny Carey is the best KZbinr and is hilarious😂

[@vxzor2027]

Johnny Carey this is my welsh teacher i got an after school detenion cause i left his class 2 minutes after it finished.

[@vxzor2027]

Ha i wear joggers that are black, teachers dont know the difference

[@rohan8034]

When you pretend to be interested in your teachers personal life just to miss doing work

[@MS-nf9iu]

Doggozzx ' I have a teacher who talks about his gf all the time

[@yourmomsmellspennieshehe4340]

That's so true

[@matthewrowe8440]

My science class once asked the teacher wot he got for his birthday and he said a lampshade

[@Its_zanex]

xD me everyday

[@lily0330]

Omggggg yess

[@sunpi]

Sit back down and waitttttttt We all had that one teacher.

[@reskar1918]

sunsbookishgamesx we always had that one dickhead in class that would say the teacher dismisses is not the bell after or before the teacher

[@sebbys7005]

sunsbookishgamesx u can sit on my and leave when ever u want follow me on @sebbyboyy21 on insta for good exchanges😉😉😉😉😉😉

[@isuckondevilartemis8394]

Sebby singh weirdo

[@jelanistewart3408]

I feel like a teacher had a crush on me

[@jelanistewart3408]

I have done the pocket thing lol

[@dillonshanks7069]

When I didn’t have the homework I would spend the whole period pretending to look for it in my bag lmaoo

[@matthewrowe8440]

Dillon Shanks I do that when I forget my book

[@soham2039]

Nice smart

[@tedgardiner6220]

Yep someone else who is like me

[@arjii2070]

omfg same

[@manutdnewsandupdates7871]

They always say that 2 me when I'm in isolation and I ask how long we have left

[@lucyaghoghogbe6354]

I hateeeee it when the teacher is like “u should of gone at brake” and I’m thinking I didn’t need to go to the toilet at break 😂😂

[@damijkyjyese7055]

winner turner that is so true

[@kellisrichards5011]

Mums I switch when they say that xx

[@gaminglegends3036]

winner 3o

[@oof2920]

Mate maybe they don't want you to miss any class by going to the toilet because you can't spell break right

[@izzy9143]

winner init

[@RyanLaker]

*"the bell does not dismiss you"* *"what is the bell at the start of class for then"*

[@ajasirabandeh2731]

Why is that so true

[@feud5032]

Teacher: have you done your homework Me: have you marked my test Teacher: I have other students tests to mark Me: I have over teachers homework to do *destruction 100*

[@sarahhawkins4842]

I said that in class

[@nicoleward4093]

What the hell.why is your teacher texting u are u dateing

[@aspekt2460]

[Server Message: Teacher has left the chat]

[@animationchild7888]

I'm gonna use that lmao

[@kamsvision]

My G. You earned a sub just for this. Hope you get to 1k.

[@VolatileHD]

naahhhh the ending killed me... "AAaaaAAaAaAaAAAAAaaaAAaAHhHhhhHHhhHHHHHhhHhHhH"

[@humayrayousuf]

If the bell don't dismiss me it don't decide when I go to lessons😂😂

[@joshuapilling6160]

Humayra Yousuf brilliant 😂

[@edboss36]

Humayra Yousuf imma say that next time

[@humayrayousuf]

gamerED don't be surprise if u get suspended😂

[@hardy1413]

"The bell doesn't dissmiss u, I do" Well the bell don't decide when I come in then!

[@hshdbbxbx]

x.Simply_Jess.x lol

[@GhostingGone]

x.Simply_Jess.x init

[@sglexonic4723]

true

[@mckenziemuir2606]

Yessss

[@S_topTheCap]

But then the teacher decides when you come in..

[@yusyus11]

Gets sponsored by a 18+ app when the video is about secondary school. lmao

[@bazefordays4387]

iCryptic ye not for secondary school kids though u melt

[@Jackman1st]

Still a lot us that are 18+

[@JamieYh]

You fucking drip man it's a stereotype video not aimed dickhead

[@user-bz2qn6wo5p]

Do types of fights in school

[@khabibtheeaglenurmagomedov6233]

Leo Godding agreed

[@matty._ldss3634]

Leo Godding yesss

[@gumball2253]

"Fights"

[@gibby8540]

Leo Godding, 1st year fight, 2nd year fight, 3rd year fight, ty fight, 5th year fight, 6th year fights, there ur welcome

[@ajt2004]

Leo Godding * *Bitch fights* * *Bro Fights* * *Verbal fights* Don't need no video

[@khi4645]

"I went through this year 9, yeah my voice broke quite late dinny" *Here's me 15 year 11 and my voice hasn't broke*

[@gertrude27]

Yh i have a high pitch voice and im already 12..

[@nuk3kettle621]

RedReni i was 12 when my voice broke and I thot I was late

[@khi4645]

@@nuk3kettle621 yall complain but 12 is nothing im almost 15 and voice hasnt broke.

[@teqstyle6345]

14 and still hasn’t

[@sonnypotts4218]

@@gertrude27 same

[@ronweasly4305]

When a teachers like “everyone get their homework out” I raise my hand and say “Miss, I forgot to bring it in.. can I hand it in next lesson?” And never hands it in Done that many times lol

[@Dora-yo4ko]

I did that with my photography homework, then we got a new teacher or one time I just didn't show up to school

[@lil_iberia]

Bruh

[@_GShock_]

I like how at 9:04 the way he stood up was as if he accepted his fate, I can tell by his face 🤣

[@bug_n]

"The bell does not dismiss you I do" I hate when teachers say that. Then why is there a bell in the first place? 😑

[@oli5464]

*EXACTLY*

[@matthfc]

Background music

[@sbdo1789]

So the old ass teachers remember when to dismiss us

[@Liam-qn2kn]

So the teachers know to stop teaching

[@rjthunder1763]

its illeagel to keep students in where i live

[@rebekahkelly7374]

The tarzan thing got me😂😂😂😂

[@j.jadder8225]

So relatable with the bell especially before break the teachers love to keep u in for an extra 5 minutes make sure your silent make sure your desks are in line 🙄🙄🙄😂 Like if u can relate

[@thesoberdrunkman9845]

j .jadder bells r only american

[@randompotato7932]

@@thesoberdrunkman9845 nope my school has bells and its realy annoying

[@buffalo5194]

I’m in the UK I have bells

[@nikishasquire7143]

Whenever that happens I just walk out 😂😂

[@rhiannafarnworth3473]

j .jadder no my teachers say the bell isn’t for you it’s for me 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@samiaahmed8366]

"The bell doesn't dismiss yu I dismiss yu" ugh my teachers always say that like wts the point of the bell?!?!

[@AdamW-eo2yq]

Samzz my teachers do this so much they have removed all bells except the one before school and after break and lunch

[@how2modz631]

i said that to my teacher and she said to signal the end of lesson

[@itz.just_maryy8355]

Then the bell doesn't decide when I get into class I do

[@fifaskillz4958]

i tell my teachers to fuck off when they say this

[@danbacon5642]

Tell her the bell doesnt tel u when u get there

[@TC10Football]

if olivia was my teacher i would have my hand in my pocket 24/7

[@cornequa758]

Me too

[@kurby123daboi9]

Fucking weirdo

[@mantas2045]

TC10Football trust me

[@reekzzsgr]

ha lol

[@UnbJD]

TC10Football don’t blame ya lad 😂

[@PR0xSK1LL]

I love how your so specific

[@wxffless]

I fucking hate when teachers say The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do

[@ItzKyzoh]

The voice break impression actually killed me😂

[@aidieifimemeiridueueuejehr2867]

Itz Kyzoh sup for sup

[@llamagod4922]

Darcy Brennan yes sup for sup. SUP

[@madisonhulton5813]

Trust me, voice cracking isn’t just boys. Mine does horrible..

[@makaicunningham3880]

3:23 notice how he was reading page 3🤣

[@arjii2070]

??

[@isaybegonethot9293]

Matoo if you dont know its a page in the sun that show women in lingerie they used to show them tits out but femenists protested it thats were katie price started out

[@User-fk2lg]

Makai Cunningham if you buy the sun you support there lies about the 96 people who unlawfully died at hillsborugh

[@jaccobberriolope6614]

Makai Cunningham ??

[@arjii2070]

@@jaccobberriolope6614 it was a page in the newspaper that showed womens tits but stupid fucking feminists who probs dont have any tits banned it

[@XCVIII.]

Bloody hell every video is a banger

[@JohnnyCarey98]

ABDUUU ❤️

[@alekssboy999awessomegaming]

ikr

[@tombert_6663]

Wanna come out here?

[@oliviadavies9574]

There was a lad in my class he flipping faked voice breaks. Like tf. But I gotta say periods in school are an absolute joke. I mean a teacher wouldn’t let me go to the toilet and I was in a pretty bad situation so I walked out. They SCREAMED at me to sit back down but I just went ‘nope’ and walked away ahahahaha.

[@LAMASOUNDS]

Olivia Davies can’t really relate

[@maxwell067]

ur fit i’ll happily help u clean up 👅👅

[@amandaspink2225]

thirsty

[@oliviadavies9574]

Maxwell Tate well damn

[@follow-me-mate5529]

If I can’t go to the toilet then I just walk out the class

[@josenicholl3677]

Literally cracked up on the first one because that is exactly what my history teacher says about the "can I go to the toilet thing" 😂it's too accurate 😂🚽

[@y-09]

Looool 7:10 killed me, teachers allways promising to get resulrs back and her reaction is 100% accurate. Subbed.

[@micahkuffuor6788]

Johnny Carey is the funniest guy on KZbin

[@JohnnyCarey98]

Micah Kuffuor my guy ❤️

[@micahkuffuor6788]

Love bro ❤

[@luffysama6513]

Micah Kuffuor yes you are right.

[@markmacandie5167]

Micah Kuffuor you should watch joe weller . This guys a copy of him . He’s still good tho

[@anon.k4889]

That famous line teachers love “the bell does not dismiss you, I DO!”😂😂😂😂😂

[@zayan.zzz1]

My teacher just says everyone sit back down

[@salmon1mt]

My blazer fixed that boner problem. The flappy bit at the bottom was shifted a little to the right. When I get up from my seat i just put the bag in front while I adjust it and its all good

[@peddlewix]

Steph back #30from30 lol

[@cxrn8549]

Did you go my school this is accurate 😂

[@tedgardiner6220]

BangoJango what the kitchen

[@stillbythecostaaa3111]

2:53 is so true when teachers do that man 😤🤦🏽‍♂️

[@georgewilliams2170]

Olivia is a sort

[@mk-bw9jj]

George Williams what minute

[@elloyd4797]

George Williams calm down lad

[@reskar1918]

If it’s not included in the video haven’t watched it yet year 8s and 9s pretending like they’ve had real relationships and real relationship problems and always begging for something ‘real’

[@arkfnlol3307]

Reskar 191 lmao

[@teetee2138]

I get that saying from my teachers all the time “The bell does not dismiss u I dismiss u “

[@AlwaysLiv3]

2:57 is the most iconic teachers line

[@liamcope9786]

That school trousers thing is so true 😂😂

[@akaali97]

10:28 Best vocal cords I’ve ever heard.. 😭

[@lydiaking3440]

Lol the mock exam one was actually so true😂😂

[@fakehaker2343]

6:53 I hate it when teachers do this

[@matthewrowe8440]

Fakehaker 234 Every teacher acts as if their lesson is the most important

[@calvlogs4872]

Ikr it’s so selfish

[@fbiq--gamez1096]

Fakehaker 234 NO BUTS!!

[@lewisantony7743]

9:07 was the teacher shocked or amazed?

[@twitchice_dumpsturr2007]

Both

[@vermillionorange3294]

Video starts at 1:53

[@peari8676]

Thank you but I found you too late

[@Jnd.2y]

Thank u

[@edc7049]

Cheers

[@MertikayyYT]

pretty sure it starts at 0:00

[@willow2514]

mx._14 lmao

[@Henriong]

I always get the voice crack

[@youjustgottriggered7294]

If the bell doesn’t dismiss you then why do we have it?

[@wok3n203]

I hate your profile pic

[@lukefahy7329]

@@wok3n203 hahaha i see ur house sebastian

[@nyxoy3103]

dude thinks he's sick bc he knows where someone lives

[@JaspreetSingh-xs1vm]

Johnny Carey got a spot on his face

[@liamcope9786]

Jaspreet Singh shut up packie go eat currie

[@lewiscarr352]

No need to be racist jeez people on the internet

[@youtubeaccount8957]

Get off of Me wow racist much

[@youtubeaccount8957]

Get off of Me Maybe take it own advice

[@youtubeaccount8957]

Get off of Me also fuck off you stupid spaztic

[@elliottdurose]

All of them are relatable, another banger from Johnny! #KEZZAARMY

[@totallytia9741]

“The bell doesn’t dismiss u I dismiss u” every teachers quote

[@claudiarose8608]

Do different types of fights in school next x

[@EightySevenJ]

The 1st one I can understand, I got excluded for 4 days because my teacher was telling me off for ridiculous reasons.

[@itsjayybro1326]

for the second one our school has stopped giving us homework and increased school hours to 4pm

[@swifey7163]

ItsJayyBro we already end school at 4 and we still get a shit ton of hw

[@muffinmonster2634]

ItsJayyBro that’s ok. Better than going home and then procrastinating I guess

[@soleez6526]

Tourture

[@mist3151]

7:48 OML why is this too relatable its annoying af 😂😂

[@kyxi5009]

Oh hi Jesus :)

[@oxeanpotter8845]

The bell doesn't dismiss you I do! So relatable hahah

[@cxrn8549]

I always get the boner one at the end of every lesson 😭😭

[@tombert_6663]

Same,#scxrlord

[@snowyvert]

@@tombert_6663 its #scarlxrd

[@toomerboomer2772]

Me too

[@leok9557]

word ahah

[@jackcrawski1737]

44 heart atack

[@Nealdapic]

8:20 every boy can relate that is so true 😂

[@jcharris6366]

Neal Maple factsssss😂

[@F0RDIHN0]

Neal Maple So true

[@olilocker9629]

Very true

[@brockdeinobili8013]

So true

[@JamieYh]

Innit

[@seanlanemedia9359]

Don’t worry pal I got quite a lot off spots but there just outoff control and have no idea to get rid off them

[@spillit9579]

That’s the same face biskit makes when he sees his mum in the thumbnail 😂😂

[@Dylan_maggs]

Spill It biskit woulda been suckin those toes 2

[@Hehctic65]

8:39 we all have that issue when teacher have a big boots and it's hard to not look at it😂😂😂😂😂

[@kianmckee1239]

The most annoying thing In school is when your friend asks you to do a solid/task and you do it then a teacher says if your friend told you to jump of a cliff would you do it. Of course you wouldn't and there two different things. If your friends are asking you to do little tasks like tell someone something of course you would

[@awesomesquad0952]

The only good thing about homework is that you can do it at home so you can use a calculator for math

[@jakobharvey8890]

Favourite youtuber🤟

[@JohnnyCarey98]

Jakob Harvey ❤️

[@jacks4551]

Johnny Carey Legend man your videos make me crack up bro 😂😂

[@RisageYT]

I started watching you recently and I really enjoy watching them, keep it up :D

[@adammays5400]

I can’t agree with the trousers enough mate 😂😂

[@callum__w]

2:55 Then what’s the point in having a Bell

[@theodds1487]

No u

[@lucya3852]

Omg that is so relatable when the teacher says “the bell does not dismiss you , I do “ 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@styndnb]

9:45 fuck my voice always breaks when talking to friends on PS4 😂

[@kylerussell2891]

I can relate

[@chelsea_-kj7wc]

Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives

[@joshuamunson7844]

Seven for me 😭

[@betsyfitz6645]

Thanks

[@alicehannibal2580]

School isn't that bad. It's pretty cool, actually.

[@callumtodd2669]

@@alicehannibal2580 Sometimes

[@ranin1066]

You got that from prince EA

[@cherrylarry8500]

I hate it all the time when they say "you should have gone at break" like what's your problem do you think I'm going to waste my break by being in the toilet instead of waste my lesson time😂😂

[@NathanCoulter]

But to the people who are in secondary school now they’re your best years for sure👌🏻

[@tiana8533]

Nathan Coulter maybe for some unless you get bullied and have depression and leave early..

[@reececurley2763]

@@tiana8533 lol that was my mum, oh shit! That was my mum 😯

[@iamevil8582]

There is one kid in my class that loves work and home work when teacher gives us homework he goes yeeeesssss I love home work we now know that he lives with a new family turns out he was getting abused

[@smileback9307]

Ah Shit.what a great kid. I hope he gets a amazing life ; ((

[@jskeggs_]

Probably to get away from all the abuse and stuff. Poor kid

[@muffinmonster2634]

Awww that’s sad

[@euphoriaggaminghd]

Thats sad bro.

[@louisupson8978]

Probably got bullied too for that. Feel so bad for him

[@emmydeer8826]

Student: *wears a coat inside* Teacher : "Stop you've violated the law!"

[@benspreckley2453]

Your spree has ended

[@gororololok8988]

Spots looking dank

[@kingprim1234]

iv been seeing ur comments in literally evry uk rap song to come out this month uno

[@fbejfbskabw]

Whos watching this before going to school after lockdown

[@ssophiarribeiro4073]

YESSSSS 500K SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!! LETS GOOOOOO👌🏽💥🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@youthickboixd6986]

Student: *sleeping in class* Teacher: hey! SCHOOL'S NOT A PLACE FOR SLEEPING Student: well homes not a place for work

[@yasminbond8625]

The “you should’ve gone at break” like bish ok let me just stop my bodily functions for your time table ye

[@drivethrucosta1374]

Cursor: Thumbnail: Come here, little boy *insert creepy smile*

[@petermaughan1572]

9:55 to 10:30 I couldn't stop laughing

[@lukefahy7329]

Its not even funny

[@jack6815]

AAUAUAAUAUAUAUUAHAAUAHAUAUAUAUA🤣

[@logancooper5842]

This is actually one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time😂😂

[@maxcaulfield5939]

i don't know how someone can be so funny and think of these things on the spot respect johnny

[@jennifersmith8960]

Max 123 what are u talking about he took ideas from Joe weller

[@jay6209]

Hey bro love the vids ur to funny and to underrated I been subbed for over a year and would mean a lot if u could see or pin this

[@JohnnyCarey98]

kayden Ingleby Thankyou mate!

[@rhysrachek8154]

The Tarzan bit 😂😂😂

[@777buburreci]

IVE DONE THE HAND THING WITH THE TROUSERS

[@nathorsman1249]

Yes while your talking to your mate tryna be discrete doing it through your pockets

[@will-eh5ws]

@kai playZ games same

[@jack6815]

Congrats on 69 likes

[@777buburreci]

@@jack6815 cheers 😂😂

[@ryax8028]

Same😂

[@dauntlessmedia9791]

Makes a video targeting secondary school kids, then advertises a 18 plus casino app

[@hughjanus6577]

Dauntless Media well it wasn’t directed towards school kids it was a video about it

[@rajshukla9438]

You’re videos make me laugh so much because it’s so accurate

[@Cmaj101]

I definitely agree with the homework

[@ryanbull982]

When man started reading 😂

[@snowyvert]

10:28 Now you're just tryna kill me 😂

[@maxbeston9803]

Video actually starts 1:54 you're welcome ❤

[@nahid1173]

I defo put my hand in my pocket and more it about

[@soleez6526]

Oh my gawwwssshhh Johnny has spots on his face 😂😂jk

[@joeowens2950]

Johnny my man

[@cpfcwill3445]

Are u in this full time now?

[@yungmaz13]

“Ahhohhohohahhhohohh” 😂😂😂😂

[@lesukkk]

I'm in middle school and my voice cracks all of the time :/ XD

[@mogcmasterofgc158]

What's mIdDLe sCHo0l??¿? I go to secondary school!

[@iamnotnico4535]

2:44 😂😂😂 that is the most relatable thing ever

[@simmonzproductions]

Where's that blue nike hoodie from ?

[@lukeshackleton706]

Nxthxnsimmons7 adidas.

[@Joe-eq2we]

Nxthxnsimmons7 Wetherspoons

[@gibby8540]

Nxthxnsimmons7 puma

[@User-kc5ni]

A shop

[@odhranhamilton1089]

This is so accurate