Secret Admirer Letter - SNL

[@molliwilson5639]

"You are perfect, I am your mother"

[@blakes5827]

Ha ha ha. No.

[@pathumiratnayake3920]

The OG yo mamma joke hahah

[@matthewchufong-sprague4563]

How have I not known this before!?

[@stumpvillage]

Nicki Minaj wrote it.

[@quoc3145]

No

[@emmabug9953]

the way bill hader just said "..buddy.." was so funny

[@ryils6889]

his delivery is always spot on lol

[@koji9495]

I want to like this but I think I’m gonna leave it at 420...hope to see it last a little while lol

[@floatingsara]

@@koji9495 you can like it now, it's at 483 😉

[@zxoox]

LMAO

[@Alex-jg2bc]

I love that the other workers clearly know that he sent it but aren't ratting him out

[@liagem2087]

“I see now that it does suck.” My whole life in a sentence

[@metalmicha4838]

Mine,too!

[@natedogg4116]

May I suggest watching the SNL sketch, "What Have I Become?" now?

[@sickemgrrrl]

@@natedogg4116 lmao that’s a good one

[@michaelbrooks886]

...."and I'm looking right back at you buddy."..

[@camelia2306]

Greatest comeback 😂

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

and then the pepe photograph at the end omg 😂

[@perezsykes3803]

Best line of the sketch

[@shaymary5247]

It's Keenan from Keenan & Kel!!! 😛🙃😋

[@nicolasjijon2102]

christopher waltz is surprisingly funny, I dont know why but that peanut joke actually make me laugh

[@titaniumdiveknife]

lol gotta try with women at work

[@schlongersaurus]

Christoph

[@blakes5827]

I am going to send the minister at my church a card that says, "We eat together a dish of bananas and milk."

[@jamesmcinnis208]

"actually"

[@factsoverfiction7826]

Yes, we must be from same village.

[@Sarah-wk5ed]

At the end “Jackie was that you?” Killed me.

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

omgggg hahahaha

[@petros_adamopoulos]

Yeah, in this circumstance broken english wasn't as good a giveaway as some black guy's penis.

[@navi1661]

Dimitri and clueless Jennifer seems perfect for each other though.

[@Raison_d-etre]

Blame the victim.

[@siouxsie_s]

Reason How is that blaming a victim

[@stephenfletcher5391]

Yes that is why she asked him out for dinner

[@yessum15]

But not as good as Mary and "Mike": kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJDRkKqom9l8j68

[@positivelygrowing12321]

@@yessum15 its Darren

[@HigHrvatski]

Dimitri: "Ben I'm looking at you on this one". Ben: "And I'm looking right back at you buddy".

[@valdavna1597]

That was the best one

[@multimusic41]

"so many mistakes"

[@Beverly_Dingus]

Story of my life.

[@ladywarfare221]

....space mistakes

[@notme5588]

There is a Dimitri in all of us.

[@dmitriytimofeyev5428]

Right

[@blakes5827]

I taught my daughter that if she is being followed, she should drop her pants immediately and start defecating on the sidewalk while howling.

[@Sangwoo_oncrack]

Ain't that the truth😂

[@Sangwoo_oncrack]

@@blakes5827 lol what even?😂

[@stephenfletcher5391]

Which part of him? I hope not for that would just be disgusting O.o

[@DarlyFofa]

The ending was priceless.

[@AshishSharma-nm5eo]

Darly Souza didn't get the ending..

[@Raison_d-etre]

There was a second stalker. That was the punchline.

[@blakes5827]

The ending with the photo of a black man's penis?

[@kevorka3281]

Allow me to make it 666

[@ultimatehistoryofvideogame4160]

@@Raison_d-etre well white guy is not a stalker actually

[@kaianttila1619]

I suspect that Dimitri wrote the letter.

[@antred11]

+Kai Anttila Impossible!

[@neoroman0510]

I agree! What gives you the right to jump to such conclusions? I am shocked at this, shocked!

[@AshishSharma-nm5eo]

Kai Anttila I expected someone with a reply "no shit Sherlock" Whaddya know? The internet's becoming a nicer place!

[@PC-dh7mu]

I suspected the same but it was never proven so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

[@withlove2963]

Kai Anttila Gasp* No!!

[@shaheeraahmad6207]

Christoph Waltz is amazing...some guests are just pure gold for this show

[@xo0o0]

Bill Hader's character is so Jim from The Office

[@blakes5827]

I take you to woods and we sleep 100 years.

[@SixHundredAndSixtySix]

Nah lol, Todd was more like Jim.

[@Lyndsaylol]

Todd reminded me of Andy😂

[@nadiashireensiddiqi]

He’s more like Dwight

[@anands9407]

Dayumn

[@nguyenlinhchi91]

i feel so sad for dimitri

[@anadhdprepper6490]

Linh Chi Nguyen why they toats ended up together

[@Raison_d-etre]

Until you meet a stalker in real life.

[@siouxsie_s]

Reason Well he’s not a stalker

[@Raison_d-etre]

Yes, he is.

[@HomesteadAtLast]

He wants to own her. He’s crazy

[@jordandavila88]

the perfect ending to a great sketch

[@blakes5827]

Photo of a black man's penis. Yep.

[@ttcgr]

Jackie I'm looking at you

[@damiwilliams267]

Kenan's comedic timing is actually gold

[@imtryingmybest673]

Bill Hader is just....I love him so much in this sketch

[@relm.5934]

People saying poor Dmitri when in fact he did end up with the clueless girl.

[@hufficag]

It's how you structure the joke. They included a happy ending to balance out the offensive anti-foreigner notes, and in the end it makes you feel good.

[@jordil6152]

Well I hope he recovers from having his ego completely shredded by his coworkers. Seems like a good guy.

[@name-vl7mg]

whispers: "oh no... so many mistakes... I hear ya bud

[@LyssaLuvzYhu1]

“And I’m looking right back at you” 😂😂😂

[@MrDrivingFaster]

Manifesto is perhaps a strong word

[@ANGIEHINA]

Poor Dimitri :(

[@aaqibzia8785]

I am very poor..I need your love

[@zoemongeau8704]

Lol I know right? 😆 I love foreign weirdos. Dimitri, bring your goofy ass over here.

[@johnnyk617]

Kenan was so good stole the show with 3 lines of dialogue

[@jayblack2093]

Kenan gets taken for granted sometimes because he's been on the show so long, but he's amazingly talented & he's the best part of so many sketches it's hard to keep track. If he leaves, SNL won't be the same.

[@blakes5827]

You are perfect. I am your mother. Ha ha ha. No.

[@Humanhead86]

"yeah that really sucks dimitri" i just pissed myself

[@cesarwyde]

Never thought I'll see Christoph in a character so powerless lol

[@EddieLowenheim]

Everything that Christoph Waltz does is amazing. Massive fan of his!

[@lillien27]

''Ben, I am looking at you for this one.'' ''And I am looking right back at you, buddy.''

[@id104335409]

So who wrote it?

[@lukasnovella9001]

Hmmmmm.....

[@NovaLee12]

I think she wrote it to herself

[@Stiletta2193]

id104335409 ummm Dimitri. Isn’t it obvious

[@jkm4645]

Anthony Weiner.

[@killswitch1888]

Ethan South it’s a joke

[@WhenILearnToMilkIt]

Cecily Strong is my favourite from the current cast

[@We_Defeated_Mighty_Umayyads]

J Music Kate is the Queen.

[@blakes5827]

Cecily is very good.

[@Jerry-oz2sj]

I love Cecily Strong

[@neuroling]

"I watch you and it makes me mad. There is something I can't say but we eat dish of milk and bananas together." A broken English, crazy, foreign guy note...LOL 😂

[@avinnash076]

Christoph Waltz should definitely take up more comedic roles. That guy's genius

[@abigailkaterbergcolibaba]

Kenan nails it everytime, even when it's just a line or two. "And I'm looking right back at you, buddy" Edit: oh it got better

[@RyuLongRHOG]

i loved the skit but the ending is so ambiguous - who sent the black-junk-pic?

[@choochoofranchise]

Muhammad, I'm looking at you on this one.

[@RyuLongRHOG]

shit. Mr.Holmes, how did u know?

[@ShitHappensRLY]

That's right- who sends dic pics anyway?

[@John_C_J]

Your village seems to have some really weird pranks.

[@blakes5827]

I taught my daughter that if she is being followed, she should drop her pants immediately and start defecating on the sidewalk while howling.

[@rabidunion6949]

"You gotta ask me the full question Dimitri" Lol 🤣

[@kdindore1990]

Christoph Waltz will always be my favorite actor of all time. Idk what it is, but I fucking love this man.

[@brierichardson8462]

Is it weird that I find Christoph waltz still attractive even as a creepy stalker

[@breddysrojas1202]

You're not alone

[@griffinmcgonagle3272]

The peanut joke was actually charming

[@anzie679x]

i would be so flattered if christop- i mean dimitri wrote me

[@madisonrose1893]

agreed 😏

[@laurahav2139]

Dimitri's letter kinda reminds me of the disrespectful youtube comments about cecily by some perverts...

[@blakes5827]

You are perfect. I am your mother. Ha ha ha. No.

[@potatopossum1]

I have a peanut for you.

[@adilliosz]

LOLL that ending killed it!

[@MovieManOfPetersham]

I'm sorry but as random comment I want Christoph Waltz as a "Star Trek" villain.

[@blakes5827]

I am watching this while wearing a jock strap and drinking a Cheerwine.

[@factsoverfiction7826]

@@blakes5827 Yes, yes ... You do win this random comment contest.

[@tatabeha8038]

Kenan can have the least amount of lines and Crack me Up!

[@sandhitalenoir6057]

He s still looking for Soshanna!!

[@manonsegur7547]

sandhita mittal Exactly what I thought.👍

[@blakes5827]

I am going to send the minister at my church a card that says, "We eat together a dish of bananas and milk."

[@huldu]

Omg that ending killed me. Hilarious sketch good job!

[@rachelw821]

Omg I’m dying.... good acting IS being able to read that letter without laughing....

[@kimberlyrobinson1978]

“…and I’m looking right back at you, buddy” 🤣

[@donnawoodford6641]

It's obvious to everyone in the office except Jennifer who wrote the letter. And how she seems to overlook the clues that point directly to Dimitri makes me laugh!

[@PtolemyJones]

What happened? Christoph Waltz was such a genius, two great movies in two years, hilarious on SNL, I haven't seen him since...

[@21700r]

He was in Alita: Battle Angel recently

[@duytdl]

Christoph Waltz can make anything interesting. Even SNL

[@juliemckee9022]

“Ohhh no so many mistakes”

[@ethansloan]

Dmitri is the worst case scenario that plays in my head the moment I decide to talk to a woman.

[@valdavna1597]

Lol

[@valdavna1597]

I think it is still sweet

[@JesusChrist-nr6nk]

Awesome peanut prank man! Gone sexual gone wrong!

[@Kowasi]

I hope Dmitri gets her in the end! His love is true.

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

I don't think Jennifer takes it in the end. That might be a dealbreaker for her.

[@Boing2699]

nah he’s creepy as hell

[@aisosaihama]

I think every guy becomes Dimitri if Cecily is involved haha

[@sherryharris7301]

Aisosa Ihama Ewwwwwwww

[@vorletztesjahr]

i hope not......ew

[@atlas_boulder8102]

I BELIEVE THAT DEMITRI IS INNOCENT

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

Everyone coming onto Cecily when Vanessa is sitting RIGHT THERE!

[@eharper7]

It's okay, Dimitri/Christoph! I still love you! 😂👍❤️

[@souptart5284]

it’s funny that the letter is in broken english, but dmitri himself speaks it perfectly well (if with an accent)

[@satyajitlall0606]

Chris Walts is pure gold

[@christinnordberg]

I had a class with a boy named Dimitri in 5th grade. He was Hungarian. He talked about his extremely rare blood type, and his collection of weapons often. He wrote “I hate America” on his folder. And he brought a statue into class for some presentation, and claimed he carved it when it clearly had a price tag on the bottom. I wonder where that kid is today.

[@viktoriahuszar7487]

Dimitri is a typical Russian name or Ukrainian. No Hungarian ethnicity would call their kid Dimitri which sounds very Eastern Orthodox Slavic. Hungarian equivalent is Demeter .

[@abdelhakbnuhashim7612]

I think this skit teach us something : if you like a woman have a backbone and express that to her explicitly otherwise you will tend to act in a way that will be interpreted as frightful, derranged and/or of malicious intentions.

[@Mypeenorhurt]

Grow up

[@cocopopcoven]

“Bheenyouhrawefooleequiete” 3:22 🤣

[@nguyenlinhchi91]

ben's face is so funnily cuhe

[@imtryingmybest673]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SKETCH FOR LIKE EVER BECAUSE OF BILL HADER

[@ilangilang7185]

I love you, Mr. Waltz

[@blakes5827]

I am your mother.

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

Bill & Kenan acting so unconcerned in the beginning just started me laughing

[@stinakarlsson1557]

the peanut joke was all i needed

[@robonthecob6920]

Christoph flubbing his line at the end is what did it for me

[@fran5004]

Kenan Thompson is a whole legend out here!!

[@KagomeHHaruhiF]

I love Cristoph Waltz!!!

[@StoneE4]

For some reason I always seem to forget how long Cecily Strong has been on SNL. Seeing her in a skit with Sudeikis, Hader, and Bayer really throws me off.

[@stahppls2293]

aww poor guy

[@sonofashark7005]

I love Christopher Waltz so much he's so charming

[@beejdude]

ugh. i know he isn’t a main character but i love jason sudeikis. 😭

[@raincl0uds836]

I love the I am your mother reference 🤣

[@MH-ys2gd]

been scrolling through the comments just for that xD

[@aliassmithandjones9453]

kinda nice to know there is at least 1 man on this earth who is worse at courting than myself

[@gman2015z]

Hader and Sudeikis were still here. Good times man.

[@brophpiece]

Molly Shannon: Hey, hey Tara: What do you see? Jessie Weiss: I see a river! Dino Donatelli: Show it to me!

[@saccharineserf7316]

Dmitri's obscure peanut joke reminds me of slavoj zizek

[@adamalikhan1357]

How innocent these guys are 😁😁😁😁

[@L0cDoG]

A German who plays Russian is funny))

[@Celisar1]

L0cDoG An Austrian.

[@bobbobson110]

Half German.

[@sayakdas4159]

Perhaps manifesto is such a strong word...

[@JesusChrist-nr6nk]

Awesome peanut prank man!

[@Amro_spective]

No "woohoos" when Christopher waltz enters....come on!

[@alexmierzwinski5177]

Personally, I wouldn’t mind getting a peanut that way 😂 My humor is just that odd.

[@running730]

What’s funny is that! Shit like this really happens sometimes mainly elementary, jr. high and high school

[@ricopaulson1]

She never came back from lunch. They found her in the woods two months later.

[@yunshuli6058]

I love Jason Sudeikis OMG I’m dying

[@molliwilson5639]

Dimitri! What a stud! LOL!

[@chioma2844]

Her oblivion is what solidifies this sketch. Hilarious!

[@apathosanhr435]

I feel bad for Dimitri hahah

[@phillipa.ceasar3306]

What!! Who did that!??? I'm looking at you maaaaaan!! 🤣🤣

[@floatingsara]

Dimitri is so much the Foreign Man by Andy Kaufmann ❤️

[@darkmatter5940]

Manifesto is a strong word, but not psycho 🤣🤣🤣

[@yaroslava4956]

I've never met a normal guy named Dmitriy (Dimitri).😄 but he is so cute and charming💋😍

[@gz_aq]

I have to study but it's throwback Sunday...

[@SryImHigh]

Manifesto.... perhaps a strong word😂😂😂😂

[@emilykrey5319]

And once again Bill steals the skit with his first few lines