Cut For Time: Prosecution - SNL

[@ieatgremlins]

Cecily Strong is a gift to humanity.

[@vlaskarountzos5803]

She's my fav. Theron is always great too

[@sithlordhibiscus9936]

In every single way! She's hot, intelligent and talented.

[@kennedylehane6562]

I agree.

[@theaccentman93]

Agreed.

[@codiserville593]

She is

[@chouter21]

"And we will be seeking, such as, THE DEATH PENALTY" LOL! I love that part!

[@kindanothere1321]

chouter21 “I know but..they want more”

[@jorgegarcia3635]

"Thank you" 👁👄👁

[@jolbarjl]

Thank You... SUCH AS... your honor

[@monstaxonly807]

THE JUDGE

[@mrsimhayes3797]

"Such as" a go to phrase for writing assignments that needs to suffice a page/word requirement 🤣

[@hi5_centipedes874]

I love that actress, such as Charlize Theron.

[@DownloadEvony]

thank you, such as weenermeat

[@francislikespepsi]

OMG I'm crying 😂

[@parisnurashikinmohamadsupi4348]

hahaha can't recall which pageant contestant used 'such as' hahaha...

[@antonelabakavic4045]

weenermeat lmao

[@antonelabakavic4045]

Paris Nurashikin Mohamad Supian I don't remember her name, but it was a blonde girl who had to answer the question about education in the US. She kept repeating such as for so many times. It was hilarious and ridiculous

[@gogobebe8460]

It takes good acting to act badly and they absolutely nailed it.

[@VengefulPolititron]

B movies: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@akirtori]

@@VengefulPolititron i think he means act badly on **purpose**

[@Theomite]

I don't know why I get a kick of of watching good actors do bad acting...but I DO.

[@hello25ification]

Theomite p

[@jojopemb2218]

Cause it normalizes them lol

[@zitronentee]

You should see Meryl Streep in Florence Foster Jenkins. Even she had to learn to do bad singing.

[@SuperWoodgod]

@Josue Cabrera I'm not sure what this comment is in response to, but the OP was about liking watching good actors acting bad on purpose (like they were doing in this sketch or, to give another example, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace). He wasn't criticizing the sketch or the actors.

[@politereminder6284]

Me too.

[@markcraven8386]

"I know, but they want more". LMAO

[@abbycash]

💀

[@waynej2608]

Exactly what I say, whenever I am able to feast my eyes on those two ladies.

[@kylesteinhauser2535]

Kenan smiling the whole time is amazing.

[@crebegea]

You mean crap-mazing. You can put up there the robot and it would be funnier.

[@user-tv1tj5ek5y]

kylesteinhauser it does suck

[@ronnie9807]

kylesteinhauser Smiling all the time? lol! Yeah, that's some talent.

[@kauspet]

He does that every single skit- just breaks every time. What’s so amazing🤷‍♂️

[@Raison_d-etre]

Only smiles when the gorgeous women are talking.

[@just-Banks]

Kudos to the extras in the courtroom who watched all this with straight faces. True professionals 👌

[@Initwithlove]

Absolutely! Great job🎉

[@sheldonlazerbeam324]

who took this video of the girls from my high school theatre class giving a presentation

[@salazar1554]

c'mon yo battle play your cards right (your profile picture got the theme song in my head this is your fault).

[@Raison_d-etre]

Let's be honest. That's you.

[@danny2812]

Cecily's "HELLO, YOUR HONOR!" cracks me up every. Single. Time. 😂😂😂

[@RedmiRedmi-go6cl]

😎😊

[@autumnhenderson-brazie7581]

why didn't this make it to air? their yelling was the best thing ever.

[@autumnhenderson-brazie7581]

+Nova West got it! thanks :)

[@autumnhenderson-brazie7581]

+Nova West got it! thanks :)

[@ElTurbinado]

it was cut for time. it’s in the title.

[@DEMIxGODxSHADOW]

This was a great skit so yeah it's sad it was cut

[@Raison_d-etre]

@@ElTurbinado It was allegedly cut for time. I've found that quite a few biting skits have been "cut for time."

[@peternewturkey]

“We believe that balloons of heroin, such as, in the bottom will be able to be seen at this time. THANK YOU!”

[@vinko8237]

''Alleged bottom'', mister Newturkey!

[@dAvrilthebear]

Peter, the evidence you present is damning!

[@ProAllu]

I loved the parody of that dumb answer from the Miss America contest 😂😂😂😂

[@eddieferran5471]

Such as

[@rikihunter3085]

Actually it was Teen USA not Miss America. Completely different pageant and system. Youre welcome.

[@tomitstube]

+Riki Hunter - miss south carolina, it's burned into my brain, "because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and i believe our education, such as in south africa, and a... the iraq, everywhere like such as..."

[@rikihunter3085]

I understand that - but she was a Miss Teen USA contestant (pageant system owned by Donald Trump) not a Miss America contestant.

[@rikihunter3085]

That's a nice response - I'm just standing up for my pageant family! And world peace.

[@lazaromurad322]

It is my personally belief that actress such as Cecily Strong should win an Emmy she is such as very talented...thank you!!

[@janefaulldontfall]

I'm a pageant girl. This is so accurate for some girls.

[@philb6133]

Such as?

[@no_peace]

I KNOW, but they want MORE

[@last7509]

all

[@MrHatoi]

I can't tell if they're computers passing the Turing test or humans failing it

[@elizabethannuk]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VengefulPolititron]

*big brain*

[@dickhitswater4836]

Haha, you nailed it

[@last7509]

cant be the peak of fine and be smart too i guess

[@guyinsf]

This skit didn't go anywhere but it was so silly I laughed. And the music was great LOL

[@shwetayadav92]

Thank you such as the comment of yours!

[@dipd2009]

I think this is the tune kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZmwn6WcjLeHfNE

[@alan_xo]

@@dipd2009 thank you!

[@chamindajagath2321]

Jason Derulo-She Flys Me Away is the music

[@cristo3727]

@@dipd2009 ahahahahah it is John Williams - Cantina Band from Star Wars kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIS1qK2GZ5icnKs

[@dazem8]

"This is not a death penalty case" "But they want more... so let's just see how it goes." 🤣🤣🤣

[@DarvakSondrath]

That line made the skit for me

[@kddo9861]

I know... but they want more

[@Lilly-vz2un]

SNL acting chops really shine through. They're thrown into the lion's den with some of the best Oscar recipients, yet never fail to shine through

[@americancitizen748]

I liked it, such as, this skit.

[@andyinoregon]

Cecily Strong's vocal performance here puts an Oscar-winning actress to shame.

[@orange_cat]

Cecily had the best voice control of any person I've ever heard. She's pretty easy on the eyes as well.

[@slappymcslapster8845]

I would listen to Cecily Strong read out of the dictionary...that's how funny she is.

[@junnecita3121]

I would too. But I’d rather she do it screaming as a beauty queen answering questions

[@johnlambus5199]

One of the finest and funniest to grace SNL stage.

[@ChrisSia]

Everything she does, she gives 110%.... everything....

[@zenithquasar9623]

She is underrated!

[@aquamarine99911]

@@zenithquasar9623 This is so true. She's not an obvious HOFer like Kate McK or Kristen Wiig, so it's taken me years to really catch on to her. But her Jeanine Pirro skits are just devastating.

[@sarahw103]

“I’m about to make a motion in your face, and it’s me doing this” *wiggles finger * 😂😂😂😂

[@waynej2608]

A la, Judge Judy. 😂

[@guavaman925]

...the JUDGE

[@EdenHilton]

best part lmao

[@parisnurashikinmohamadsupi4348]

hahahaha... and see how he reacted... hahahah... wiggle wiggle... hahha

[@zglrd8938]

He likes the action in his boring job

[@sloanefield6741]

When she starts playing the trumpet I died! 😂😂😊

[@ArtemisScribe]

There really was a Beauty Pageant contestant in the 80s who played a Star Wars medley on the trumpet while tap dancing

[@secretname979]

I'm still dying an hoour later!!!

[@toasted_mello]

I died of cringe

[@TheCstar07]

Keenan is always such a biased judge. how the hell does he still have his job?

[@MikePhoenix007]

I know, right? 🤣 His reactions throughout the video though!!

[@SalveRegina8]

He has a really nice smile tho :)

[@MarioLotfeCano]

@Hana Foudah whoosh!

[@geminibynature8486]

I like that biased judge Such as Keanan Thompson

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

@@MarioLotfeCano woooosh is with four Os

[@mechanicalsolutions2395]

I like how she says "US americans", such as, the correct way.

[@lovelyfrancesquita6603]

Best way to say people from usa

[@mechanicalsolutions2395]

@@lovelyfrancesquita6603 what I meant was Europeans have many differences to Americans, for example. BUT, USA is NOT america, but they ARE americans. Just like Mexicans, Chileans, Cubans, and many more are.

[@weman4000]

Kenan saves so many sketches he's hilarious

[@averxyn]

That shoulder shake near 4:15 so funny

[@antonelabakavic4045]

Louisc that is probably why he is in the most SNL sketches ever

[@ieatgremlins]

True but this skit was great and needed no saving.

[@bleepblop9556]

:) Yes, like the sketch where he's a high school student who falls out of his wheel chair. That sketch depended ENTIRELY on the tone of levity trojan horsed in by his light, playful, silly approach to his performance.

[@samwood917]

I love that one woman's laugh at 0:33 after "alleged butt"

[@petert1634]

everytime I watch this and hear Cecily say "The Judge!" I crack up! 😂

[@WonderGirl99]

4:14 was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen this man do on SNL 😂😂😂😂😂

[@no_peace]

He's so cute lol I saw a clip a few days ago of him breaking in a sketch about a retirement party where the IT department has a new wave band It's one of the cutest things I've ever seen

[@lewiskeyes9683]

Cicely Strong just nailed this sketch.

[@draytonPW]

Its time to give Cecily Strong credit, she is one of the best ever.

[@SaesarSalad]

I love how they walk in the courtroom, with music, & introduce themselves.

[@kinsate9895]

“I know but they want more...so we’ll just have to see how it goes”.....killed me

[@scattjax3908]

These lawyers really are very charming & poised!

[@joanhaw]

Such as, I know right?

[@scattjax3908]

Regal attorneys of this America & U.S. Americans! Thank you! Your honor! luvit haha

[@TheLovelySheri]

They're making fun of South Carolina miss teen USA. Such as

[@warpnin3]

I watched that video. Cute, nice looking girl, but as nervous as she was confused..

[@TurkiyeCumhurbaskani]

US Americans.. such as... don't have maps

[@dready187]

Yup

[@Helen-ch1gb]

Cecily was just killing it 😂😂

[@luzcastro2258]

Charlize Theron can't look stupid even when she tries

[@DReynolds_OG]

@@cornjobb I think the whole joke of her character was that nobody could tell because of her accent and the way she carried herself.

[@ashwhite3810]

..cats r we!!

[@puddlespuddles5208]

She is gorgeous but have you seen her role in Arrested Development? She does a great job of acting like a stupid, immature person there. I highly suggest watching it if you have not already OP.

[@nawfaleffendi9132]

@@DReynolds_OG how about her accent??

[@o.t.]

What accent?

[@kinsmed]

No punchlines. Just non-stop in congruity. Loved it.

[@Vandaleese]

I live in stl missouri and can confirm we talk like this.

[@hunnybeez7099]

+Vandaleese : All you "St. Louisians" ("St. Louisites"?) over there may talk like that, but I've lived all my 50 years near KC and in N. Central MO, where I currently reside, and I've NEVER heard anyone talk like that and KC has some real certifiable dumbsh_ts! So, that does not reflect well on you all on the Eastern side! :) (haha! jk!- I couldn't help but mess with a fellow Missourian!)

[@Vandaleese]

Hunny Beez well played!

[@sophiecoco5778]

hahaha me too it's true

[@skeletonkat3730]

+Vandaleese ayyy me too

[@southrules]

You all talk like pageant contestants?

[@JenniferMenendez522]

From the great state of Michigan, but now residing in a state of, such as Florida, I enjoy SNL clips, such as this one. I believe that, if more court cases were, such as like this one, more people would want to go to jury duty. Thank you. Thank you. 💚

[@NatalieMacdonald769769]

It was hard to continue watching every time they said certain things, SUCH AS "such as"

[@ivegottaluvlikewoe]

Luma that was the point of the skit though haha pageant queens are known for doing that

[@thesungodterry]

They're alluding to Miss Teen South Carolina - look it up. It's hilarious such as.

[@calisongbird]

Luma kzbin.info/www/bejne/opuWmoGuj513rdk

[@DEMIxGODxSHADOW]

That's the whole joke

[@lucaslayton3974]

Pageant queens are notoriously dumb and try to fill out their speech with useless words so they don't have to talk as much.

[@juzt_mee]

*The music tho!!!* 😂😂😂

[@Mashy8722]

I'm bout to make a motion in ur face! and its me doing this...Lmao how did this not make it into the show?!

[@southrules]

Because that was pretty much the only funny line )

[@terrancesilvermistbenjamin9864]

Ashley Lynn f I read this right when he said that lol

[@BradiKal61]

Cecily is a gold medal word salad spitter. no wonder her 'girl at a party you wish you hadnt started a conversation with' is so good

[@marymary424]

So no one is gonna comment about the fact that they played The Imperial March and the cantina song from Star Wars?

[@ellierose6]

Oh my gosh. You should win the internet for this and you only have 10 votes. 11.

[@marcosmarinho5660]

Ahh so that is it !

[@rachelrachel9152]

Ikr i LOVE the idea that that would be the talent of a pageant queen lol

[@deeemm6010]

I am so glad this comment is receiving the recognition it deserves.

[@Sener]

@@rachelrachel9152 it IS. It's a direct parody of something that happened. Search KZbin for Star Wars Trumpet Stacy Hedger

[@ab98888]

Absolutely did not expect the Cantina Band Theme

[@waynej2608]

Nobody expects the Cantina Band Theme!

[@ElizabethT45]

Charlize nailed the Michigan accent!!!! Most people go too Minnesota or Wisconsin with it lol

[@user-kk6ls8rm4c]

Elizabeth Culver Edwards I'm from michigan and I didn't even realize the rest of the US thinks we have a distinct accent

[@cw3880]

Bored and

[@sweetdude1221]

Bored and Sad since when does Michigan make magic supplies. Im a Michigander, and I’ve never heard of that. We make great wine, have the best cherries. And ect. But never have I heard of magic supplies.

[@lcandey1875]

Colon MI is hugely known for magic... but other than that I didn’t pick up on the accent since I’m a Michigander!!! ✋🏽❤️

[@laurent1144]

Did she? I'm a Michigander who's moved, and everyone points out my accent. Her a's aren't correct. But I don't think either of then were doing an accent, since Cecily didn't sound like she was from Missouri.

[@TheBeezusjones]

Wait-- this was CUT FOR TIME?! This is one of the best sketches in the history of SNL!!

[@cestwhat1317]

FINALLY; a portrayal that does our badly broken and dysfunctional judicial system justice!

[@emmagrove6491]

It is my belief that this sketch that is presented here before your eyes is what is to be one of best sketch that is ever made in the United States of this America. Thank you.

[@jadebroadnax3352]

That music was spot on I love this so much

[@veryeyeofnight]

“It is my belief _that it is our pleasure_ such as, to introduce the guilty man.”

[@itsnickhoffman]

The extra guy sitting behind the defendant is a babe

[@BoiledMilkSteak7]

itsnickhoffman who?

[@pinkscy2453]

He reminds me of Frankenstein.

[@anmon6911]

So true lol

[@anmon6911]

John Don it's Matt Dillon. Just pause at 4:41. The behind.

[@briannaberleus4940]

Anmon you're right he's cute

[@evelina2363]

I just love the background music

[@jacobkemezys3453]

This is so "Legally Blonde"!

[@rebeccafitzgerald2817]

Yes

[@ThatWeirdo04]

+Jacob Kemezys Have you ever actually seen Legally Blonde?

[@knightguy11]

+Jacob Kemezys Charlize Theron

[@anana2903]

not even close

[@KaijaSchmauss]

+Jacob Kemezys Not at all. Elle Woods was actually intelligent.

[@MaxBernseGA]

This is one of my favorite SNL skits ever.

[@BetterLifeAhead35]

Now that we have a reality star as the republican nominee for president this seems downright prophetic.

[@ibrahimchowdhury9779]

this better go down at his own trial

[@TCt83067695]

and now president

[@mattmammone2338]

Wow its been a whole month without nuclear apocalypse.

[@jermainekngdom3154]

Miss congeniality movie

[@orchdork775]

Kim Kardashian is a lawyer now.

[@mizzury54]

I love Charlize in this skit , she's adorable.

[@-HRH]

This is one of the hilariousest sketches SNL ever made and Cecily is STRONG!

[@Amelia_-um2bm]

Take a shot every time they say “such as” I’mmmmm allreaaaddy druunk as heeeeell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🍷🍷🥂🥂🥂🥂🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺🍸🍸🍸🍸🥃🥃🥃🍹🍹🍹🍾🍾🍾🍾

[@Madhatter1932]

I found myself humming the music in the shower a full day later.

[@EricaTrenise]

Cecily is so funny to me!!! "Thank you!" 😂😂

[@littleghostfilms3012]

Bobby Moynihan's Brazilian runway strip soul patch is killing me!!🤪🤪🤪🤪😂😂🤣

[@ehiggin]

“The largest manufacturer of magic and magic supplies”

[@guyinsf]

Reminds me of Romy and Michelle

[@Bigmoodx]

When your at 900 words but your essay is 1000 😂😂😂

[@magmaadmin4945]

The only real tragedy in the video is how she held that trumpet. Oh my....

[@paigew8737]

as a trumpet player, it hurt my heart a little

[@kayladavis4811]

+Paige W IKR

[@ruchak4960]

As a band member, (flute) I cringed when she held the trumpet wrong

[@ar90242]

Can you guys name the song she's playing?

[@vilhelminapietilainen8746]

Angel Ruiz Cantina band by John Williams from Star wars episode lV

[@djsmudgeschannel220]

"thank you" "the judge"

[@jackcockayne3596]

Why would they cut this? I’ve watched it so many times 😭

[@AlokSingh-nf7yx]

I just lose it at "alleged butt" every time. 😂😂

[@Subam1993]

After The Skin doctor. Please raise your hand.

[@rrrandomstranger]

The music makes it all funny. So on point!

[@bradsilliman5118]

This was probably my favorite SNL video of all time

[@zellawilson7779]

I think I might be in love with Cecily Strong

[@IcyHot311]

Lmao Cecily

[@promitbanerjee2623]

Skits like this, such as, are best.

[@earthtorrachel]

"thank you, such as!" lol

[@Bens598]

When they went for the death penalty I lost it

[@Rudrapratapjk018]

The Skin Doctor recommended this.

[@alexisjohnston8513]

To be on SNL would be a dream come true because just think about how much these people love their jobs and love coming to work each time. I'm so jealous!

[@TMXBrickNotes]

LOL, that was a great "such as" video!

[@DrJohnPollard]

Kenan Thompson has long passed all other SNL performers as the most prolific and talented player. He's just too perfect in every sketch from Day One.

[@dillantrader6898]

Well to be fair he had more experience then most day one performers

[@Dazyet]

I really wanted this to be longer 😭😂😭😂

[@kianagonzalez4896]

I feel very attacked bc their speeches is exactly how I write my college papers

[@lucindagarcia5972]

wow can't believe that Marina Joyce made it to SNL

[@AJAVOODOO]

Lucinda Garcia OMG 😱 You wrong for that.

[@unicorncave4700]

Lucinda Garcia I don't get it...

[@EvanEvans9]

I personally believe this made me laugh, such as, out loud.

[@Catherinzsl]

I have personally laughed, as a US American, out loud at several comments and the Iraq, such as, and your comment has inspired me to the highest laugh to world peace, The Judge.

[@matthewreynolds2384]

LOL Cecily Strong is hilarious

[@tinyikomsweli2313]

Charlize Theron making South Africans proud 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[@juderbug6997]

You can tell they took debate club in middle school

[@ashleymeggan]

I had a lawyer barbie when I was a kid and I’m 99% sure she had this EXACT outfit and briefcase.

[@lazaromurad322]

Give Cecily Strong such as an Emmy already!!!!

[@tehnative9779]

"I know! But they want more" Cracked me up lol

[@robbiemcintyre3642]

I live in Michigan and I am oddly not offended

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

This is was definitely the best, such as, to sketch be not on air. Your honor.

[@rtmusicvideos431]

This is exactly why I don't watch beauty pageants...they are so silly and senseless.

[@tamjac10]

+Rakhil T. That's what makes it all the more hilarious!

[@rtmusicvideos431]

Tamara Jacobs Yes, it's a good parody of the silliness of pageants.

[@cestwhat1317]

+Rakhil T. ...and why I avoid getting involved in our badly broken legal system...for the same reason! Fortunately, I'm literate and capable of critical analysis, which is a virtually disqualifies me for jury selection!

[@abbyhayman7874]

Rakhil T. I was in pageants and I hated it tbh. I almost went anorexic

[@MrAirZone25]

i can always tell what skits Tim Robinson writes, he always make sure to include Michigan in them

[@BradiKal61]

Tim Robinison is great!