Secret Life #2 - Server Full of Weirdos

Secret Life is an odd mix of a Social and PvP Minecraft game started by Grian. Players are thrown into a tiny world with almost no rules, except survive as long as possible.
In Secret Life, players are given a random secret task to complete before the episode is over which rewards up to 10 hearts or bonus items. Easy Tasks can be rerolled once into a Hard Task which rewards up to 20 hearts or bonus items, but carries the penalty risk of losing 10 hearts if you fail it. If someone guesses your secret, it is no longer a secret, and you fail the secret task.
3 Lives = Green Player
2 Lives = Yellow Player
1 Life = Red Player
Red Players are given the goal of killing all the other players in the game.
Grian: / @grian
Smallishbeans: / @smallishbeans
Smajor1995: / @dangthatsalongname
bigbst4tz2: / @bigbst4tz22
Etho: / @ethoslab
BdoubleO100: / @bdoubleo
PearlescentMoon: / @pearlescentmoon
InTheLittleWood: / @martyn
GoodTimeWithScar: / @goodtimeswithscar
impulseSV: / @impulsesv
Tango: / @tangoteklp
ZombieCleo: / @zombiecleo
SolidarityGaming: / @solidaritygaming
Skizzleman: / @mcskizzleman
Geminitay: / @geminitaymc
Mumbo Jumbo: / @thatmumbojumbo
LDShadowLady: / @ldshadowlady
Twitter: / etholp
TwitchTV: / ethotv
#secretlife #etho #minecraft

[@izzyliberty8720]

the fact that Scott's "Cleo was included in the deal" was so immediately taken as a threat of kidnapping is still so very funny to me

[@Moe_Posting_Chad]

Etho sold Mumbo for a cow. I think its a fair reaction!

[@StuffandThings_]

@@Moe_Posting_Chad IDK why but Etho selling Mumbo for a cow has some series medieval/ancient civilization vibes lmao

[@CockatooDude]

@@StuffandThings_ You don't know why? Really?

[@_Kamura_]

​@@Moe_Posting_Chadabsolutely!

[@solarprogeny6736]

​@@StuffandThings_yeah lol 😂 slavery is soooo random 😂 idk why you thought of that EITHER!

[@StuffandThings_]

I love how perfectly Etho's tasks have fit his personality so far. Its like an entire series of "You've been Etho'd!"

[@Rentta]

I mean that's the case for others too i think it's intentional game design

[@MagnorCriol]

Obviously I don't know the details, but I'm pretty sure each player has a bank of tasks custom written for them. Maybe there's a few shared between them, but I'm not sure about that.

[@liamengram6326]

​​@@MagnorCriolThere are definitely general tasks and then tasks written specifically for each player. Grian got one to steal doors for cryin out loud. 😂

[@chickenfarmland6593]

This was the task i put under grians first video, so glad to see it in use!

[@protocol6]

It does almost seem like they are targeted at specific players. Maybe they each have their own separate pool that the others came up with for them.

[@domachino]

Etho’s task would have taken 2 minutes at the most if he had tried to scare Scar.

[@Moe_Posting_Chad]

"Scar is... special..."

[@AED10]

You could say he gets scarrred easily

[@JeraWizard]

aaaaaaaaaa hooo hoo hoo hoo hooooo

[@liamengram6326]

*insert signature Scar aaaAAAAAaAaAaAaAaaaaa*

[@marniejane11]

My exact thought 😂

[@bellyjellybean248]

Lmao mumbos task: be etho's best friend. Etho: trades mumbo to lizzy for a cow and leaves him

[@iloveowls90]

It was done by then anyway

[@bellyjellybean248]

@@iloveowls90 only because he had to ask etho if he considered him his best friend now lol

[@silverxpanda5852]

I kind of felt like Etho knew something was up and wanted to test if it had something to do with a task but coincidentally the 15 min was up for Mumbo's task for being his best friend

[@embernovs]

thats honestly really sad

[@tfGalvatron1]

etho yelling "DID THAT MAKE YOU JUMP????" constantly had me absolutely dying laughing

[@miniciominiciominicio]

Etho yelling in a crowd of people is so uncharacteristic of him that it jumpscared ME initially xD Dude is always so quiet in big groups.

[@tfGalvatron1]

@@miniciominiciominicio legitimately its like this series is making him into a different person

[@crunchysalmons]

“did that make you jump!?” “no”

[@AshSabre]

@@crunchysalmons gotta love the others mocking him as well.. "DiD tHaT mAkE yOu JuMp?"

[@humourlessjester3584]

Etho trying to look for the "jump" in jumpscare is hilarious to me how he took that word so literally 😂.

[@ECSDaemon]

I was going to make a similar comment. I feel bad that he did take the term "jump scare" literally.

[@hitobahadur]

I feel he could have claimed the pig and creeper with Cleo. It may not have been intentional, but he certainly caused it by leading her to the pig.

[@Scrial]

He already completed the task when he scared the soul out of Grian.

[@CMinorOp67]

That berry bush he planted…who knows when…caused Mumbo and Tango to literally jump.

[@Retronyx]

BUT DID YOU JUMP ??@@ECSDaemon

[@justin-iq2od]

Lizzie: I want Gravel Etho: Mumbo, take it or leave it

[@markm0000]

Hmmmm * foot up to chin *

[@ThisIsWizardsHandle]

The super cut of bdubs telling his long story has me DEAD 😂

[@ss_2329_]

yeah i just watched tango's video before this and it was so long

[@tracerbullet85]

it was amazing lol

[@UnableToucan]

I find it funny that both etho and mumbo just cut out most of bdubs story and just left small fragments. Perfect editing

[@MrQuickLine]

Where do I find this?

[@tracerbullet85]

10:24@@MrQuickLine

[@LilyShard]

Also we should keep a list: --Etho telling everyone to sleep --Etho asking DID IT MAKE YOU JUMP

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

yes

[@JohnnyLee77]

I concur

[@ack131]

Etho got a best friend and Cleo came back with a hit list lmao

[@pvic6959]

i wonder if etho ever found out mumto was only there because of the task lol

[@xarezarcs4125]

@@pvic6959he definitely figured it out.

[@spectrelex3051]

@@pvic6959 the whole "best friend" thing was hella sus tbf

[@StuffandThings_]

This needs to be an animation

[@Jonas-pm3tk]

​@@spectrelex3051are you thinking what I'm thinking 🤔

[@gwenethp511]

Etho confusing Gem for Cleo at 30:22 gives real big "kid following a random woman to her car in the parking lot thinking she's his mom" energy.

[@dbseamz]

So true

[@ooo000oo0o_]

i did this in kindergarten right after school and it haunts me till this day

[@DisconsolateDerelict]

I used to do that in shopping malls with my mum so much lmfao, a few would even take my hand as well thinking I was their kid xD

[@localfunzies]

Bdubs mumbling and riding past Etho at 21:08 is gold.

[@vxel]

like why was he hating on the horse like that 😭

[@Bella-un7md]

😭😭😭😭

[@KingSaheb0079]

Didn’t catch that the first time lmao 😂

[@AED10]

The funniest part is he has gone to great lengths to keep it and adamantly defends it while secretly hating it

[@jetc17]

i was rolling

[@Wargarbler2]

I like that etho edited it to make bdubs’ story sound even more boring than it was.

[@rileysimpson3383]

And the Music... Two hours later Used the Rosemary... Two Hours Later

[@SuperMatthew345]

After watching Bdub's perspective, Etho spared us lol

[@randomgirl7163]

@@SuperMatthew345fr 🤣🤣

[@krypticreality1485]

Mumbo turning around and saying “Hi Etho” when he was sneaking up was great

[@Styder111]

Etho just casually childproofing the house for Cleo so she doesn't die lol

[@grondhero]

🤣

[@miniciominiciominicio]

Who’s your daddy now? >>

[@derrickstorm6976]

​@@miniciominiciominicio>.>

[@Dan0RG]

Etho did more than just jumpscare people... I think he actually made them continuously scared to be around him. That's dedication.

[@adynise]

Etho taking the 'jump'scare literally made this task extremely entertaining

[@LordNNero]

True. Lol

[@thecatlike2125]

I love the dry humor of Etho saying "Collect... One of every mob" while reading the task

[@bumblerbree]

exact same vibes as saying not the boogeyman before the countdown finished in last life

[@leddik]

Bdubs galloping along saying “This horse is so stupid and small.” Cracked me up. Especially in the middle of you trying to do your jump scare.

[@areluoes]

Hahaha that was hilarious

[@valteth]

Task: make up a fake task and then, "accidentally" leak your fake task to another player and have them take you to the secret keeper to hit the fail button. Upon reaching the secret keeper hit the succeed button in front of the player you tricked.

[@appetizer_egg2652]

That is sooo good!

[@ezrawyrd9275]

Watching Grian's first episode, I was convinced that what you wrote was actually Scar's task and that he was actually big-braining the heck out of everyone.

[@erifetim]

That sounds a little too easy though, doesn‘t it?

[@deanebona9505]

This reminds me of Etho being the jester in Among Us.

[@ezrawyrd9275]

@@erifetim maybe if you had to pull it off two or three times in a session it would be properly hard. Gotta "fail" convincingly but also not alert the whole server

[@Elk3nny11]

Impulse constantly mocking Etho saying "did it make you jump" was the best

[@liamkampff1]

The way Etho went from trying to be sneaky about it to just increasingly more and more obvious 💀💀 hahaha

[@TarporLegend]

Cleo, BDubs, and Etho are the actual dream team. I would love to see more content of those three, like, Team Canada style

[@theaccountthatisntused2957]

Team CL-EE-Dubs!

[@vanillamilk7575]

@@theaccountthatisntused2957🗿

[@Moe_Posting_Chad]

Well it aint happening without a good team name! Let's hope they strike gold with a joke in this series. *Even if we the audience have to fake laugh.*

[@oricalu448]

I would pay to see Cleo playing a CTM map. That would be a sight to see!

[@martijn9568]

So how many dreamteams have we dreamed up by now which include Etho?😅

[@PhilRose14]

Etho's comedy in this episode was priceless. "Yea, I was trying to get everyone to sleep again." Dying.

[@samuelcoleman8495]

Mumbo was such a big fan of Etho as a kid so just hanging out with him must be kinda surreal

[@nadkudo1798]

I mean, I'm sure a bunch of the newer (comparatively lol) mc youtubers probably followed him or were his fans even lol

[@radish.moonlight]

@@nadkudo1798 like tubbo during mcc. that was really funny to watch.

[@revalor8149]

​@@nadkudo1798Heck, even Impulse, who is not new by any means, said he got into Minecraft because of Etho.

[@EarthSpirit.easyzdota]

Etho is your fave youtuber's favorite youtuber

[@SlenderDeBoca]

Everyone freaking out about the berry bush really shows how stressed they are during these sessions lol

[@caydencorning]

Etho really is a drop everything and just watch kind of youtuber.

[@andymiller3366]

he has been for years and its not healthy

[@garbagedataraccoon]

Absolutely!

[@fretzT_T]

True I was watching iskall and suddenly etho uploads

[@ThisIsWizardsHandle]

@@andymiller3366what’s not healthy

[@King_of_Cards]

yes

[@LordNNero]

Etho definitely succeeded. I saw Grain's video, and he was definitely Jumpscared. He probably was the most scared among all of the other attempts. The TNT one definitely Jumpscared as well and the pufferfish one, too. Also, Mumbo got jumpscared by the Berrybush Etho planted infront of his house. But, unfortunately the Boatdrop surprise didn't work, everyone was preoccupied with a different thought to realize Etho's sudden presence.

[@CMinorOp67]

11:50: “So, back to the Rosemary…” I literally cackled. 😂

[@StuffandThings_]

Okay, Etho needs to make like a hedgerow of sweet berry bushes around his base. Maybe a whole field of them. Everyone will become terrified of the mountain lair surrounded by berry fields.

[@bellyjellybean248]

Etho cutting bdubs long story up was the perfect comedic effect lmao

[@KuroroSama42]

That first scare definitely counted. He didn't jump in game, because he jumped IRL. Either way, a "jumpscare" doesn't necessarily require a jump. It's a term for something sudden that surprises you as if you were scared. edit: Also, Gem definitely did jump in game when you did the TnT thing. So with that, you fulfilled any requirement you could think of.

[@drthmik]

the thing doing the scarring is the thing doing the jumping not necessarily the victim

[@SunshinePIRRATA]

​@@drthmikNou, it's called jumpscare because the suddenness of it makes you jump.

[@drthmik]

@@SunshinePIRRATA No, it is called a jumpscare because a monster jumps out of a closet, or a door, or a locker, or a wall and scares you

[@martijn9568]

I guess we aren't sure if Etho is intentionally playing of not knowing what is means or if he really doesn't know it.

[@SunshinePIRRATA]

@@drthmik Is the Cambridge dictionary a valid source?

[@superkonijn988]

This would have been an amazing opportunity to have martin's soundboard to jumpscare people with creeper sounds

[@AnotherDuck]

Sneaks up to player. "Tssssss..."

[@codemanthe2nd343]

"That's one heck of a misclick" made my spit. The idea that you could place tnt and ignite it by accident is hilarious

[@kafka1216]

The fact that you needed to ask “Did it make you jump?” everytime made it way more hilarious

[@NotMeNever1]

this episode was just everyone coming to willingly do Etho’s chores lol loving this season of life with all the weirdness, can’t wait for next week!!! some moments I cackled at and need to save for the future: 21:11 Bdubs’ drive by ”this horse is so stupid and small” and the instant cut to the next clip, golden 23:38 ”Cleo is included on the deal” and Etho thinking they were gonna take her with the cows lmao 27:20 Etho being completely silly with all the jumpscares, but especially this one 30:58 the non-cut version of this in Cleo’s episode was somethin… poor Lizzie XD

[@Peach-ish]

Etho traded Mumbo for a cow but he'll never give up Cleo.

[@codemanthe2nd343]

I love the cuts showing the progression of time as Bdubs keeps droning on

[@Lumpfriend]

I went to another episode to hear the unedited version but the way etho edited is definitely the funniest he could have done, it made it seem like he was skipping so much more time than he was haha

[@PsiVolt]

getting a perfect jumpscare on Grian and then proceeding to poison himself trying to get someone to *actually* jump was incredible

[@Bucknfl55]

If you want to jumpscare someone, no one’s an easier target than Scar. That man gets scared by a stiff breeze sometimes haha

[@dbseamz]

He got jumpscared by a WANDERING TRADER on Skynet last season. He was scared that it would somehow explode. So he shoved said trader off of Skynet, then apologized to whoever was below: "I'm sorry I dropped a wandering trader on you, I thought it was a bomb."

[@lukebomber]

I really love Etho's ability to make Cleo laugh

[@derrickstorm6976]

Tbh anyone can make Cleo laugh

[@jakers4294]

Etho asking if anyone jumped after trying to scare them is the funniest thing ever

[@OfficialHexcraft]

Gem trying to sneak the grey panes into Etho's inventory and him clocking them instantly had me in stitches. You can't glass the master, Gem. :P

[@regthethird6824]

The jump cuts during Bdubs story was one of my favorite editing moments from Ergo, and thats saying alot since hes got so many good moments of brilliant editing.

[@AnotherDuck]

Doing so much with so little.

[@Gemivaa]

ah yes, my favorite youtuber, Ergo

[@Blit_Wizbok]

13:51 - if you watch carefully you see the exact moment Mumbo's heart breaks in two.

[@RoyalBack]

Bdubs running by "This horse is so stupid and small." Had me DYING

[@psycholamborghini4828]

"Did that make you jump?" This has to be a running joke throughout the rest of the series whenever a creeper blows up or something risky happens xd

[@LilyShard]

secret life is making etho become even more of a lil gremlin. he's extra chaotic, I love it

[@evansaschow]

The difference in time between Etho making stairs and Gem making stairs is perfect

[@andrewoshawott1611]

19:52 Watching Grian's perspective, Etho already won his task lol

[@ramza314]

I love the team dynamics this season. Etho and Cleo are hilarious together.

[@derekdoolittle257]

I love how the saying is that "Etho is your favorite mincrafter's favorite minecrafter" and then there is Gem, who Etho has made a mortal enemy of in just a couple of years. It's hilarious

[@HiFolksImAdam]

The steady decline in reactions from Grian onwards was masterful, bravo

[@ArtAngelMouse]

Etho trying to jumpscare people and asking "did they jump" made me laugh more than Grian's and Mumbo's pun bit.

[@drmugg_]

Cleo and Etho are so hilarious together, I LOVE that they are starting together and i hope they continue their alliance this series. Its awesome lmao

[@jasoncurran82]

This episode was HILARIOUS. Leave it to Etho to make a base underground too. And the boat saves... what a legend

[@karililjendal]

I laughed so much during that episode! It wasn't even just the shenanigans, but also: - The moment Cleo just casually rides by the conversation with Mumbo and Bdubs, just going: "mhm". - Etho shamelessly cutting up Bdubs' story.

[@JeSuisAwesomeX]

Thank you so much Etho. I'm going through a lot in life right now and your videos are truly a light at a dark time.

[@mr_pigman1013]

It’s alright man, things will get better eventually

[@rusinoe8364]

Keep up the good fight!

[@pvic6959]

they always have been for me. Etho is my safe space. My warm blanket,. love ya etho

[@sammybeevg]

Godspeed mate

[@piddlepants]

Hope things are better for you soon Tough times happen but the sun does shine through

[@asvestor5932]

Etho the Slave Trader… love it. Also it’s weird to see that this is the pre-sequel to the earlier life season. I mean Mom and Dad are together and not hating each other. :O

[@shieldplus]

Mom and Dad got back together after the kids left home and they had time to reconnect :^)

[@TheYeetedMeat]

I’m pretty sure the life series seasons are either in a weird time loop or unconnected.

[@tetrispainter7755]

Etho missed the perfect chance to use a fishing rod to jumpscare people im sobbing

[@voltsiano116]

I think the scares as early as Grian could count. Jumpscaring someone doesn't necessitate that THEY jump, just that you suddenly cause them to be scared (usually without warning.)

[@Smilin_Tyler]

The literal snores from Tango matched with Ethos cuts were movie comedy quality. I rewatched that part 6 times. And how Tango nodded his head yes to Etho when he was sneaking up behind Gem… these guys all match one another so well!

[@bemboob]

*[SPOILERS OF SECRETS]* *Grian* - Move 5 people’s front door at least twice. You must not be called out. - SUCCESS *SmallishBeans* - Start a cult. - SUCCESS *impulseSV* - Every few minutes, replace a block with another in a player’s base. If they notice, start again with someone else. Total of 6 prominent blocks must be changed. - FAIL *Smajor1995* - Start 3 conversations with 3 different players and leave half way through without saying a word. Don’t get called out. - SUCCESS *Bigbst4tz2* - Don’t call mobs by their real names for 30 mins. - SUCCESS *BdoubleO100* - Tell a story and get someone to leave before you finish it. - SUCCESS *Etho* - Jumpscare another player - SUCCESS *PearlescentMoon* - Send another player on a wild goose chase - FAIL *InTheLittleWood* - Convince someone to burn down your house and not get called out. - SUCCESS *GoodTimesWithScar* - Be PearlescentMoon’s hype man for 30 minutes of the session and don’t get called out - SUCCESS *TangoTek* - Make a bet with another player and win - SUCCESS *ZombieCleo* - Use a Pig as your main mode of transport for 50% of the session. - SUCCESS *SolidarityGaming* - Get someone to say “get out of here!” - FAIL *Skizzleman* - Call people anything but their username for at least 30 minutes of the session. - SUCCESS *GeminiTay* - Fill 4 peoples chests/inventory with light gray stained glass without being caught. - SUCCESS (She declared herself incorrectly successful last session, and must re-roll for hard as punishment.) *LDShadowLady* - Get accused of doing 3 fictional secret tasks. - FAIL *MumboJumbo* - Be best friends with Etho for 15 minutes of this session and don’t get called out. - SUCCESS

[@xXsillysussyXx]

thx

[@alexanderkonczal3908]

DEWE - drop everything, watch etho. Love to see how etho's generally cautious playstyle turns out in this series. Would love to he him partner with Martyn for a series.

[@john38825]

If it's full of weirdos and you are part of the whole then that is in fact a admission of being weird We love weird etho 😂

[@emcustard]

I mean, just last episode he covered up his task by saying he's quirky and just does weird things like that. He’s never been shy about it.

[@Handlehandle122]

"Did he make you jump" Impusle LOL

[@Odracir1911]

Etho messing with Gem and Gem's reacting that way is a mood. 😂

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

Basically, the other 15 members had a trapdoor party, Etho boated into their midst, and Martyn was busy getting killed in the nether

[@RottenBen]

Grian and Cleo both getting higher and higher as they scream Skizz was so funny to me, I had to replay that 4 times.

[@MuchButLess]

Etho, once you’re a red you should get blue stained glass and cover the water over where Gem built her diving board and see if you get a couple kills that way lol

[@sonny1524]

I think Etho had more jump scares than anybody else this episode. From the berry bush into the sheep hole, the pufferfish to over the cliff, and overall jumpiness fueled by the compulsion to get a jump on others. the task doesn’t count himself but the scares did work!

[@wendy10698]

Has anyone noticed that Etho technically jumped scared multiple people, including himself, with that berry bush…. 😂

[@beenis08]

Everyone mocking etho "Did it make you jumpppp???" Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂

[@its-nixverse]

Man, he wasn't lying, this server really is full of weirdos. I laughed so hard this episode, I gave myself a cough. Love seeing this group hang out together.

[@janitor1165]

I like how Etho traded Mumbo for a cow

[@deletedchannelname7426]

that initial grian scare would have counted completely, ignoring the other attempts

[@paulcolour3030]

I'm surprised you could upload, i thought you'd still be in the dungeon hiding under meatball.

[@NotMeNever1]

I can just imagine the confusion for anyone reading this and not knowing the context lmao

[@liamengram6326]

A rare Etho heart. Don't forget Meatball's partner in crime, Snausages.

[@CMinorOp67]

9:47: that berry bush could have been Etho’s jump-scare. (lol, at Mumbo being slow on the uptake. )

[@p3ng00]

i love this its like etho's playing a terrible third imposter

[@coleeckerman1390]

“Someone left some sugar cane…sweet.”

[@myAKQJ10]

I never laughed so hard to one of Etho's videos despite him making me laugh quite a bit on a regular basis

[@Roescoe]

His ridiculous acting was all-time

[@leebegaming4130]

Bdubs task was definitely to tell a pointless long winded story until someone called him out 😂

[@iloveowls90]

Close

[@marniejane11]

Etho "Did that make you jump?!" Gem "It made me want to punch you!" 😂 OMG Etho was hilarious in this episode!

[@BraveSoulCSB]

Oh, you definitely got Grian :D all what happened next was just pure funny, a bit awkwardy joy xD

[@Daktyl198]

Oh my god, this is one of the best series they’ve done. Every time Cleo shows up on the pig I just start dying laughing.

[@orionhills364]

This is up there with the best Etho videos ever I think. "Whoa that was a scary situation, right?"

[@RyanEglitis]

I would have called it a jump scare at Grain, but I'm glad you didn't 😂

[@green-legacy]

etho gets a normal task that he usually does casually

[@ohjearelle]

This episode has made me love the Etho and Mumbo duo even more than I thought I would. Loved seeing the shenanigans you got up to! Secret Life is shaping up to be one of my favorite seasons in the Life Series. Thanks for an endearingly weird episode, Etho! :D

[@reeppergames]

I love how etho just becomes a psychopath when he tries to do his tasks

[@roachfacesrs5270]

I actually couldn't stop laughing at the part when Bdubs was telling a really long old person story 💀

[@Cyrus0w]

The Supercut through Bdubs's story LMAO

[@multimanfail]

i died when etho kept clipping out bdubs story

[@vphxn]

"DID THAT MAKE YOU JUMP????" I LOVE what the secrets are doing to etho! 🤣

[@JediMaestr0]

I like how most of the tasks in the first episode were not super obvious, so it was super confusing wondering what everybody else was doing, but in this episode, everyone is doing the most obvious things in the world, but nobody questions it because they don’t want to make somebody else fail

[@zecatperson]

hearing etho yell in all caps isn't something that happens often but when it does it's hilarious

[@CMinorOp67]

9:20: “Are we allowed to wear hats?” “Scar is, because he’s special…” LofreakingL

[@Scrial]

Etho! Been waiting for your perspective! This series is hilarious, what with the weird way everybody acts.

[@bunyan4.20]

I love the fact the Etho and Cleo and teaming up this team and that mom and dad are back together the kids Scar and Bdubs must be so happy

[@Torenhire]

Bdubs and Mumbo have the most chaotic energy between them lol

[@TheGlowingFairy]

I feel like Etho's life would have been so much easier this episode if he had just accidentally stumbled across Scar lol