Secret Life: Episode 7 - DON'T LOOK UP!

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Welcome to the next life series, secret life! We have 30 hearts per life, no regen and a whole bunch of secrets! If you would like to suggest a task, leave it in the comments! Remember we are looking for social interactions and funny content.
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[@randominternetguy7426]

I don’t know what you expected. Moving appliances up stairs is always a pain.

[@stinkynoodles8312]

oh thats good lmaoo

[@korok2619]

lol amazing

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@gottendrop4026]

Lol

[@shinyseasalt4404]

lol

[@lukeschwikkard9057]

Etho's dishwasher isn't dead ... it reproduced by mitosis! The miracle of life!

[@oatmealcookie02]

my whole life i studied biology to get that joke

[@Froshadow]

I was about to comment it was actually meiosis but than remember it split up into two😂😂😂

[@EnReaper]

I mean let’s face it, Grian was KIIINDAAA supposed to fail when that Magma cube de spawned but I am not to mad. However Grian hiding in that tower is like what I would do in a similar situation 😂

[@th3littlewitchof]

Omg thank you, eighth grade science teacher for helping me understand this joke years later XD

[@Rops1423]

Now I understand why I had to learn biology in high school.

[@averyplote7148]

35:45 towards the end, around this time Etho noticed the extra walls on the tower but led the group elsewhere instead, gigabrain as always

[@DropkickedBarracuda]

kinda ruins it if hes not gonna convert to the enemy on death like hes supposed to

[@nahilalamez2529]

@@DropkickedBarracudawhomp whomp

[@devshankarnair6344]

@@DropkickedBarracuda he and grian are on the same team

[@DropkickedBarracuda]

@@devshankarnair6344 yeah but the whole thing was that they were getting "infected" adn could no longer be trusted, so sticking to the team boundaries during that is boring

[@LMAO-hk1zz]

​@@DropkickedBarracuda"If I were a zombie I'd never eat your brains" perfectly fits Etho well.

[@Z0neXDthebest]

Gotta love how this followed the actual basic zombie apocalypse premise: Day starts off normal Protagonist witnesses something odd, later talks with other people and finds out what’s going on Rallies with other survivors Zombies storm their base Group separates and a lot of them die

[@mauriciodiaz8315]

Don’t forget about the windchester reference

[@---.-----]

The worst part is there were many people with the cure, and they didn't even try it.

[@Z0neXDthebest]

@@---.-----if you’re referencing the hall monitor ability the yellows have, I’m pretty sure the original task stated that the only way to fail was if you couldn’t infect the entire server.

[@espressomagic948]

And it wasn't scripted, like that just blows my mind it's so fascinating

[@nukemaster7624]

@@mauriciodiaz8315yeah but that’s just a Shaun of the dead reference. Who wouldn’t reference pop culture

[@williamlangdon1132]

Grian getting a magma cube as a pet might have been the best thing to happen, since it basically has multiple lives.

[@amiiboacid4785]

Too bad the one he saw first despawned, and the new one he declared died, and one of the remains of it died as well. He never took the surviving part for a walk or fed it, so it's a fail.

[@slushelhusky2448]

the entity is still technically alive, as the name passed on (game recognizes it as the same entity) and he took it for a walk and fed it twice, he succeeded@@amiiboacid4785

[@FaerieLoki]

​@@amiiboacid4785 kinda hard to take it for a walk when the whole server turned into killers tho

[@amiiboacid4785]

@@FaerieLoki That's true, which is why he failed.

[@frankiema9237]

@@amiiboacid4785 but he technically did walk and feed it, so its not a fail

[@lonelycells7073]

Skizz and Grian exchanging looks of concern hearing about Pearl's bow is the funniest thing man.

[@Chigger]

I saw Pearl's video first, and I had no idea Skizz and Grian were both listening in on that point.

[@Deadly_Pulsar-.]

​@@Chiggerlol 😂

[@knulllord654]

@@Chigger Same

[@knulllord654]

@@Chigger This is what I Love about this series. You have no idea what is happening, atleast until you watch most POVs.

[@PixalonGC]

@@Chigger same, i've watched the most povs on this session compared to others where i either only watched G's or 1 other pov

[@applesauce303]

Task idea: Go into your language setting and switch it to the pirate option. You now must refer to everything as it’s pirate name for the rest of the session. If you want to go the extra mile, then you could also come up with pirate names for the other players to be referred to as.

[@justmonika9936]

I love this

[@SaiTaX_the_Chile_boi]

If 3 people call you a pirate, you fail.

[@helloidontknow4543]

@@SaiTaX_the_Chile_boi oh wow thats kinda impossible lmaooo not that some of the previous tasks have been very not impossible xdxd

[@firewingy]

Alternatively switch language to lolcat and do the same thing

[@Nichogo356-LetsGo]

YES@@SaiTaX_the_Chile_boi

[@brujosol]

Because of course Etho managed to see Grian while invisible! He's so good at this game.

[@pennym1056]

Fr, love it!

[@darkdragoness5]

It's so good that Etho is Grian's ally

[@CZghost]

He's like "I can see the particles, Grian!" :D

[@FDKeroks]

Honestly the combo of mama Cleo and papa Etho taking in an overseas student Grian after their own childern left the house. Is an unexpected, yet welcomed lore development.

[@RikkuTakanashi]

I can't unsee this now... And it's even better if you think that they got back together after the kids left because the sheer chaos bdubs and scar bring together drive them both mad.

[@karmantkhimasia]

I've got a better one. Cleo is Grian's aunt.(Both are British, I think) Hence the pyromaniac and Chaotic Tendencies. Bdubs and Scar have gone away for college, while Grian attends college in the same town as Aunt Cleo and Uncle Etho.

[@ayzecknozniksid3126]

​@karmantkhimasia2499 makes sense considering the Bad Boys and the Clockers considered each other cousins when they formed their alliance.

[@just_dylan_official]

dont. its a god damn friendgroup, your gonna MHA-ify a minecraft friend group.

[@lekilia]

​@@just_dylan_officialWhat do you mean "MHA-ify"

[@ixwin]

I love how this episode actually has the arc of a zombie apocalypse movie: - Main character is forced into caring for someone they don't like - Main character sees signs of a zombie apocalypse but escapes - Main character has a sudden realisation about the nature of the threat, realising it's much bigger than he realised - Survivors group together but are picked off one by one until the stronghold collapses - Main character hides out at a low point - In a completion of their growth, main character returns to ensure the safety of their ward and in doing so finds safety

[@danielwilson8604]

and someone is suspected of infection but cleared (cleo's drowning)

[@creeperpuppy7685]

@@danielwilson8604 and tango with bigbs dogs

[@griffery6446]

and an infected friend shows restraint, proving part of the person still lives

[@JosepiThe13th]

@@danielwilson8604And Tango dying to Big B’s wolves

[@danielwilson8604]

@@JosepiThe13th well spotted! plus you have multiple perspectives to cut between... someone needs to make tha edit.. contrast grian's hiding up high with cleo's escape through the tunnels

[@thugsherrin]

My headcannon is that Scar didnt kill Etho's Dishwasher because he saw it as Grian's Jelly

[@stevenbailey7568]

YESSSSSS

[@Boo-wildering]

YES.

[@meevins]

adding this into my belief system as we speak because even when he was being so cartoonishly evil he couldn't stand to hurt another mans pet

[@starrysoda8711]

cartoonishly evil is literally the best way to describe Scar this ep omg @@meevins

[@theomni1012]

Man, just saw the news about jelly. RIP. But luckily jelly is forever immortalized in minecraft

[@VanessaZha]

The funny thing is that they all forgot about Scott when teaming up but joel is like "Scott can fend himself can he?" While the others are chit chatting and Scott is like stressing out all alone 😂😂 He says "I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE OF YOU HAVE THORNS ON, IM GONNA FLIP MY SUGAR!!' Which means that he probbaly has stressed too much 😂😂

[@sugar-dr2qc]

HAHAHAHAHG IM GLAD ANOTHER PERSON NOTICED THAT OTHER THAN ME🤣🤣

[@rosinatherainbow]

The pure panic as Grian invisibly run and screams “I need to check the dishwasher😭” is the best part of this session

[@EvilPokechu]

Imagine people reading this without watching the episode

[@DrSmart20]

i read it before i started watching and it actually didn't even phase me lmao. grian's level of random just means i expect not to know whats going on

[@PredictedCyborg]

It has to go into the out of context vid, no question

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@mysticfox9718]

⁠@@DrSmart20we should all take Grian’s example. Shout the first random thing that comes to mind and then run away in a panic 😆

[@BananaXYZ]

can't believe grian's curse of never-becoming-the-boogeyman actually saved him this episode

[@noobiuscrafts9116]

There’s no boogeyman this season 😦 Yes I’m sad about it

[@bradleycovington9788]

​@@noobiuscrafts9116no the "zombie apocalypse" was a boogeyman infection

[@sleepyheadgaming.]

​​@@noobiuscrafts9116dude the whole zombie thing was the curse of the boogeyman, so yes the boogeyman is in this season.

[@seandun7083]

Cleo has also never been the Boogeyman and survived.

[@NagKai_G]

True, for once it comes useful

[@hamsterman7895]

Never in my life have I thought I'd see a person so happy to see a functioning dishwasher.

[@cashmoola5114]

It’s kinda sad that there were a ton of wasted tasks this episode. I really liked a lot of them like the genie one with tango. I wish they could have been used more.

[@lilacpenguin5329]

i thought Tango building the Moon for Etho would lead to Etho telling Cleo stealing the moon because that would be evil

[@KingArthurDent]

@@lilacpenguin5329 Nice, Tango as Gru.

[@fieldonfire]

agree, feels pointless to watch everyone’s videos like i usually do cause i know the same thing will happen in each

[@LDaemontus]

Ruins the purpose of it being "secret life", doesn't it?

[@G0o0se]

​@@fieldonfireI agree. The series is just not universal. You watched one you watched every

[@ItsDesca]

The fact Grian was able to figure out what they’re doing so fast though is amazing though. I never would have even thought twice about ppl from different alliances hanging out but he picked up on it immediately, rallied survivors, and made it to the end. Amazing

[@Door227]

Joel also figured it out before Pearl even died and also picked up on the fact it was a boogeyman thing.

[@discochaotica]

Honestly, Grian's ability to figure out others' tasks over the course of the series has been very impressive. It's a shame he didn't have a chance to guess any tasks while there were still greens.

[@mayojuno]

@@Door227 joel had the added context of hearing gem herself say something to bdubs about being a boogeyman. which is lucky, because it was the combination of joel's context and grian's suspicion that allowed the survivors to unite before it was too late.

[@ktushy4727]

They should have guessed the task to have been safe, I think

[@lynnlooi5346]

@@ktushy4727the task books specifically mentioned that this particular boogeyman curse task cannot be guessed

[@thesilentpuppeteer2512]

Grian acidently picked the best possible pet he could have. This one has multiple lives!

[@Tiosedan]

Pretty sure if he had picked a horse he would have died by the zombies.

[@personthingy_]

@@Tiosedanor by Joel with the amount of horses he’s killed this session

[@auraFireblood]

Or if he picked like. A cow nicknamed silenced

[@arjunbaweja7755]

yeah!

[@TheEvilRayquaza]

Perhaps there really are blessings in curses

[@DerpwaldDuck]

How come you guys don't do the "end of session wrap ups" anymore? Was so funny hearing people react to what others tasks were, one of the best parts of the videos ^__^

[@sideshow_em]

I'm actually glad they don't do that anymore. I like being able to watch other peoples' videos without already knowing what their task is because of the wrap up from another video.

[@KevSB07]

@@sideshow_em I find the wrap-ups really entertaining for the same reason as op, I think it’s better to have them than not since you can just not watch the very end since you know there’ll be spoilers

[@Bunnybond]

@@sideshow_em Im glad they dont do them either. I love it for the person Im watching but I want them to cut out all other task info which is a bit unreasonable

[@WhatIsMyPorpoise]

Probably something that will go in the final recording(the Secret Life movie), but doesn't appear here, because it reveals too much of the other players' events.

[@bumblerbree]

i just miss everyone chanting fail tbh

[@nearlyhenry2834]

This zombie apocalypse is more compelling than maybe 90% of zombie stories. Someone more talented than me needs to make some fan art of the Humans hanging out before Etho died

[@Techhunter_Talon]

Thinking on it... Grian technically big brained the system. Magma Blocks and Slimes split off into smaller parts when 'killed'. Meaning: All smaller parts need to die for the mob to truly be dead.

[@nooba220]

He killed a piglin

[@OverWims]

except the mob he originally saw despawned. He failed.

[@expelly1786]

@@OverWims despawned isn't dead, and there's not really much that's physically possible to be done about it.

[@yup2307]

he didn't fail, you just mad he won @@OverWims

[@OverWims]

@@yup2307 he had to keep the first mob he saw safe and as a pet. He didn't do that die he? So yes. He failed.

[@backpacking_trombonist]

Skizz unknowingly offering up the correct answer to stopping the spread was a great moment of dramatic irony. The most recently killed player must be actively involved in the next kill.

[@Door227]

I watched pearls pov first and I was just wondering how he knew about that

[@durdleduc8520]

that doesn't stop the spread though? Etho would become red and still be part of the boogeymen, and he could still be involved in the next kill. that would only work if they managed to outright eliminate him from the game (which Grian and Cleo certainly wouldn't agree to do)

[@otherodd]

@@durdleduc8520But maybe that clears him from the apocalypse? Dying once from others?

[@wombat4191]

@@durdleduc8520 And even that wouldn't stop it, right? Their task was still to get every non-red killed.

[@LobyDobster]

It didn't say so in the book @@otherodd

[@bonzupippinpaddleopsocopolis]

I legitimately want Etho's dishwasher to become a permenent resident.

[@Site-234]

32:27 Grian is going to test if the gaming rule works, the rule is "Gamers never look up" (i accidentally tipped "Grain" instead of "Grian", im a damn moron)

[@Zalazar_Axath]

As a very small destiny streamer I can assure you that it does, in fact work. And, in this case, it... (expand to show spoiler) ...did end up working. Just as I thought it would.

[@DontKnowWhatToPutHere69]

Who is this Grain character?

[@Rixsiwolflover]

Funny thing is that it isn't even a gaming thing. Even irl people won't instinctively look up

[@Site-234]

@@DontKnowWhatToPutHere69 fixed, I accidentally made it Grain instead of Grian

[@rnico4560]

​@@Site-234yeah you really tipped that wrong

[@Your_imaginary_companion]

Etho covering for grian and Cleo was so good! I can’t be the only one who is absolutely loving this trio

[@C.c.c.c.c.c.c]

Hopefully their bond can be stronger then ever and they can successfully fend of the reds next session

[@MoonyxxArt]

youre not the only one! i love this trio so far!

[@gauthiervergison6332]

​@@C.c.c.c.c.c.cand burn down the server

[@kogspence8202]

I love it. I wanna see it jump to Hermitcraft.

[@NegativeIQ000]

This is by far my favourite team Grian has joined, so I hope they stay strong and last till the end(hopefully no stupid deaths like last time)

[@alexanderhoak]

Gem's task gives off huge "We underestimated how survivable this series was" vibes.

[@snufss]

completing a task is too easy, and nobody would lose 10 hearts in one session if they are careful

[@paintycup]

same with the warden/wither tasks last session. I don't blame them though, keeps it fun!

[@mirroughs7729]

Honestly, true. You gain hearts for succeeding but don't lose anything unless you re-roll and fail the hard task, how many times has someone re-rolled and failed the hard task? That shows how much it's not just the heart regeneration that was the problem, failing a task and receiving no punishment is also a problem. Then there's factoring in gifting a heart, which can keep a player in the game for another session. As much as I want this series to go on for another 3 episodes, it's not the tasks that should be made harder, it's the game design that needs to be fixed. These may all sound like complaints, but I'm generally curious about what would the players do if x or y was taken away? How would they make fun content if they couldn't gift hearts, or failing a task took 10 hearts, but re-rolling and failing a hard task took 20? Or you couldn't go to the end/nether/deep dark, and hostile mobs took 5 hearts?

[@kiss_may6721]

The series would have been over in 3-5 episodes lol💀💀

[@clawcaps3224]

​@@mirroughs7729if any of that happened the series would be over in 3 episodes and not be nearly as entertaining 💀 It's fine as is.

[@j_c_wizard4918]

19:45 “I have a plan. We go down to the Winchester and wait for this to all blow over” is pure gold lmao

[@nethanpawel9994]

joel's hard task literally saved grian's life.

[@illateral]

what was joel's task lol

[@nicolasparadoja1443]

He had to do a water drop so he build the really big stick to the sky that Grian hid on.

[@IrregularityRowan]

@@nicolasparadoja1443 OH! i remember that now

[@meevins]

@@nicolasparadoja1443 and then he missed the water completely but at least the tower came back in use

[@theperson8049]

Grian: "Generally speaking the yellows have been quite nice" The entire server this session: *chuckles* you're in danger.

[@JaxMyBeloved]

‼️‼️‼️ MY ANIMATIONS ARE BETTER THAN GRAINS ENTIRE CAREER, FACT NO OPINION ‼️‼️‼️

[@ARandomDog765]

Uh huh, yea totally, maybe before animating you should actually design yourself a pfp instead of screenshotting one from the digital circus@@JaxMyBeloved

[@RyanSoltani]

💀

[@x-0hero4]

​@@ARandomDog765 ignore the bot

[@iliasterisk]

@@ARandomDog765 It's a bot, just report it.

[@MrFlame-zk5cy]

The best version of "Is your dishwasher running? Well you better go catch it."

[@_atlantist_]

LOL

[@floofy_birb]

NOOO 😂

[@willroberts4536]

Is your dishwasher running? no? well etho's is

[@cheerio3442]

@@willroberts4536LMAO

[@ultranovva]

1000th like, satistfying

[@SunnyOst]

27:30 this cut is amazing. They were soo amped up to go save Joel haha

[@Master_Pickle]

Today’s Grian’s Secret Life teachings: When in doubt, spawn the *warden.*

[@TheGreenPig8]

Task idea: Spread a rumor about another player. You succeed if the rumor is said by someone back to you

[@Cxrm3n]

oh I really like this one, I hope someone gets this in the next session

[@RobTFilms]

so like every other episode

[@ambrosioalubia4476]

The 8th session might be the last session since a lot of them a red. My task ideas for them are to recreate traps from past series to end it all.

[@Hannah-uv8hy]

Commenting so this gets a lil boost

[@TBMVD]

nice idea

[@Salad__cat]

Grian survived by being a coward and I respect that

[@JaxMyBeloved]

‼️‼️‼️ MY ANIMATIONS ARE BETTER THAN GRAINS ENTIRE CAREER, FACT NO OPINION ‼️‼️‼️

[@eiite4578]

@@JaxMyBeloved Bot.

[@Thetankracer]

@@JaxMyBeloved Harassment or bullying, Hate speech or graphic violence, misinformation

[@evihippogrief772]

@@Thetankracer Also unwished commercial content/spam. They're doing it for advertisement for their channel

[@magnatopotato9139]

Let’s report them and go on with our day@@JaxMyBeloved

[@Cronotac]

Task idea: Convince someone to trade tasks. If they agree, whatever their task is becomes yours and they get this one. You can tell them that you’re allowed to trade tasks, but nothing more. They cannot tell you what their task is either, it’s a gamble for both parties involved. If you successfully trade this task away, you cannot tell anyone else anything about this task or else you fail your new task immediately. If you have this task by session over, you fail. If you end up with a task that wasn’t originally yours, do not press success or fail until session over because someone else has your book.

[@karensamadiyani9674]

That's the best task idea I've seen in the comments yet. They have to add this in!!

[@TimLevi]

That makes no sense. In the task you've outlined the first player can not win by any means

[@unst0ppable_201]

@@TimLevi They can win they just need to wait for the end of the session to press the button as it'll remove the book which is being traded around. I think the original player succeeds once they complete the new traded task.

[@Cronotac]

@@TimLevi I don’t think I worded it clearly enough. Let’s say Joel gets this task, he’s have to trade the task with someone else, if he traded with Grian he’d get whatever task Grian was doing and if he completed that one, he’d be able to click succeed, but he’d have to wait until session over to press succeed because otherwise it would take the book away from Grian. The same goes for anyone else involved in a trade, they have to wait til session over to either press succeed or fail because otherwise someone else will lose their book, the only person that cannot succeed is whoever ends up with the trading task by the end and fails to trade it away.

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

they need to add this one

[@user-co4jg6qc4t]

He didn't think of the dog guarding the portal being the first mob he saw, but the magma cube was funnier.

[@trycilicbee0398]

I love how Etho’s Dishwasher is almost like the Ship of Theseus

[@husky0098]

If you replace every part of a Magma cube with a smaller magma cube, is it still the same cube?

[@spoopy-guy]

@@husky0098 if a cell goes through mitosis is it the same cell?

[@nunnuibrahim2385]

Technically no,

[@knulllord654]

@@spoopy-guy Did ya come from the other comment section?

[@TBMVD]

The fact that gamers don't look up never fails to be entertaining.

[@iaxacs3801]

It's funnier cause teh only person who looked was Etho, who wasn't going to out the others at all

[@kittenmayhem2399]

@@iaxacs3801etho isn’t much of a gamer after he was called out for being washed up tho 😂

[@danielwilson8604]

it's a known quirk of most humans, honestly.

[@ZKtheMAN]

_Humans_ don't look up.

[@ST0AT]

Grian: He don't bite Etho: YES HE DO!

[@Piano_Albert]

Grian kinda was the smartest one on the server today, to notice what was going on, and then actually come up with a plan to try and counter what was happening

[@kermitdafroggo]

I love how Grian and Cleo have a similar gremlin giggle- its absolutely hilarious in harmony

[@coovulm]

yeah!! so cute!

[@Duckey._on._paws]

I agree

[@bexelles7483]

Its pure gold

[@JaxMyBeloved]

‼️‼️‼️ MY ANIMATIONS ARE BETTER THAN GRAINS ENTIRE CAREER, FACT NO OPINION ‼️‼️‼️

[@kermitdafroggo]

@@JaxMyBeloved lets go, my first bot

[@greenyoshi888]

I don't know if any other episode of the life series has made me tense up so much. Wow, what an episode.

[@Msm_guy1]

Ikr

[@user-qf3zb5qf4s]

The 7th episode of limited life is a good contender, truly an s tier episode that people don't appreciate enough.

[@alieak01]

The last episode of 3rd life was very intense during that giant fight

[@C0NSuWuMa]

What about the literal previous episode lol

[@alieak01]

@@C0NSuWuMa oh yeah

[@Sock-Monster-Simian]

Skizz is genius for picking up that Etho would have to pick off the next character.

[@Captain_Yata]

Joel's Winchester joke is a series highlight

[@explodingkittens3091]

Great reference

[@Bruh-pk6ei]

The "the little slimes don't [hurt]" cutting to Grian sounding very depressed and missing 3 hearts is hilarious 14:16

[@pipikos]

It would have been if it actually happened. He removed three hearts cause he just came buck from the end and every time they enter the end their hearts go back to 30 (he had 27 before entering)

[@Bruh-pk6ei]

@@pipikos I bet he used the hearts to test how much damage the slimes did

[@Albatross0913]

​@@Bruh-pk6eismall slimes can't do damage

[@CorrectMyGrammarPls]

​@@Albatross0913small magma can tho

[@drout232]

@@Albatross0913 I'm pretty sure small magma cubes still do damage, or I at least know that they used to

[@JosaxJaz]

"How about we go down to the Winchester and wait for this all to blow over" was a fantastic line by Joel

[@robins.1919]

Yeah, but a bit sad that even all of them laugh there so much, no one here really appreciate it.

[@gamingnscience]

And ironically, that's what Grian ended up doing in a way.

[@joshwalker4572]

That's from shawn of the dead right? I can't remember

[@_PTUBE101_]

@@gamingnscience technically he went up to the top of the world height tower in spawn but yeah 😅

[@l9m241]

Bingo!@@joshwalker4572

[@ErrorToast_]

Task suggestions -Make 3 references (in conversation) to another season of the life series. (aha, bad boys, etc) -Make a secret basement in Bdub’s base and live there for an entire episode -Get 3 people to be scared of a trap that isnt there

[@ElBoboMan]

I love that I watch Pearl's perspective first and always think where on earth is Grian and after watching this I understand that he's just hiding in plain sight

[@notrainplayz8691]

The Sadder Badder Ladder coming all back when Grian is climbing the ladder.

[@pancakedroid]

Good thing he didn't fall off this time lol

[@TheThunderRabbit]

Yes, im still waiting for the next part of the podcast.

[@notrainplayz8691]

@@pancakedroid I’m even more surprised that no one was there to snipe him tbh.

[@notrainplayz8691]

@@TheThunderRabbit Same, we should start a petition for Grian to do a “Sadder Badder Ladder” Podcast with Joel next session.

[@ethabn4]

@@notrainplayz8691what if this actually happened? because jimmy would be there as well 😭😭😭

[@tigerlily6968]

Grian just be glad the first mob you look that wasn't a Enderman

[@dontstalkmyaccount3096]

Imagine the boat rides

[@dontstalkmyaccount3096]

Or a baby zombie

[@milklover2351]

wasnt it the magma cube??? or am i dumb

[@sharpspike]

he said it WASN'T an enderman@@milklover2351

[@tonikorhonen7687]

​@@milklover2351yes. He is saying be glad it wasn't. As a possibility

[@wattvolt8721]

I feel like the Red name tasks might have ultimately been the reason they had to do this zombie apocalypse thing. Most red tasks involve dealing 5-10 hearts of damage at most and only once at a time which completely halted their killing power, they were just too limited by their tasks to keep the pace of the previous seasons.

[@WhatIsMyPorpoise]

Reds basically have staying power, though. If they stay on top of their tasks, they have the highest heart regen ability out of all. If martyn completes 4 tasks in a session, that's 20 hearts he's recovering. Those tasks are going to be much harder to complete with a red standstill next session.

[@andreprades52]

26:10 the way they just looked at each other in complete silence 😭😭😭

[@ed_cmntonly]

Grian's intense camera shake basically screams "oh shovels and cookies we are fu-"

[@infinivoidgaming77]

I love Grain’s slow sudden realisation that something was not right and the moment it hit him it was basically a zombie apocalypse, he rallied everyone still alive together

[@cobaltbluesky2276]

considering how deadly grian has been in previous series, it's funny how grian hasn't even gotten a single kill yet

[@PositiveLycan]

I fear what will happen when grian turns red… will grian go feral… the fear.

[@smallpatch3331]

He's not red

[@some_guy_8923]

@@smallpatch3331but once he is…

[@qhwale]

​@@some_guy_8923hes watching... Waiting....

[@timdadwagan]

@@smallpatch3331didn’t stop him in third life

[@chcolate_chip3020]

Can’t wait to see the animatics that come with this episode and how they’ll connect it to watcher lore

[@Silly_Barry]

Grain's curse of not being the Boogeyman actually help him this time

[@Haz4ler]

Its always nice to see the Trio of Scar, Grian and Mumbo together but Cleo, Etho, Grian(Grain) And sometimes BDubs is also such an amazing combo

[@Jethcon]

"Who is this GRAIN character?!"

[@jackbeavis]

...grain GRAIN? THEY THINK I'M BREAD!?

[@bensonjarvis5025]

@@jackbeavis😂😂😂😂

[@notbatman24601]

Idk why but this gives a e i o u and sometimes y vibes 😅

[@CatEarHeadphones]

The way Grian said “Etho killed himself by being a fool” was so sassy and I love it

[@c.o.y9418]

The way Skizz jumped after hearing Pearl Showcasing how op her bow is just straight up hilarious

[@quibligaming3221]

This is probably the best episode the life series has seen for a long time, it was like watching a movie. The apocalypse was crazy! And Grian surviving to the end like the Chad he is was fantastic! Great vid as always!

[@AnonymousUser19191]

"I am wasting my time with Etho's dishwasher" is definitely going in Out of context

[@JaxMyBeloved]

‼️‼️‼️ MY ANIMATIONS ARE BETTER THAN GRAINS ENTIRE CAREER, FACT NO OPINION ‼️‼️‼️

[@_Dalee_]

@@JaxMyBeloved They're absolute dogsh!t also, literally every single Grain (🍞) video is better than your entire (non-existent) career.

[@ARandomDog765]

Grain? Whos this Grain character?@@JaxMyBeloved

[@_PTUBE101_]

@@JaxMyBelovedGoodness🤨

[@underrated_fishy756]

​@ARandomDog765 "Grain? *Grain*? Do you- you think I'm bread?" -Grian

[@redhanded722]

Whoever made this task, was a genius. This was a great way to thin out the crowd and make people lose some lives and hearts without it feeling too forced

[@alejandrocapell2780]

While I agree this task was very fun, I didn't like the "override" mechanic it made most other tasks in the session irrelevant. They could have just said "Help as much as you can"

[@utkarshkumar5225]

actully the orginal task that someone commented was to leash a chicken and carry it with yourself throughout the session.

[@RoyMust4ng]

I think this outcome was for the Warden vs Wither too, but some how instead of taking out greens, it took out reds, so they came up with a task much more agressive. This session was super fun to watch

[@bebgab1971]

@@utkarshkumar5225 they were talking about Gem's zombie task, not Grian's

[@KevSB07]

I like this task for how it changed the entire genre of the episode. Secret life is so versatile and this is kind of why. Secret life is quickly becoming my favorite because every episode feels so unique and memorable

[@woolfeenyxstudios]

Task suggestion: You must ask everyone on the server the first question you are asked after receiving this task.

[@turtleiy3055]

33:18 I saw the warden as soon as it rendered in and was just waiting for G to notice

[@KaiserOfPrussia0910]

Grian thinking that he can’t be heard only for Bdubs to hear him is the funniest thing I have seen all week

[@emination_]

Grian asking whether or not tiny magma cubes hurt, then cutting to a clip where he has three hearts is hilarious.

[@keenanimatics]

It cause he started the session missing 3 hearts but leaving the end resets hearts, so he had to set it back

[@snowzy2k864]

He had 27 hearts then went into the end and theres a glitch where the hearts go back to 30 after returning from the end so he manually took those 3 hearts away

[@kraykyle]

Grian's pet preformed mitosis, absolute chad

[@LunarIsHere_]

6:32 Etho: why are you bringing bad boys here? Grian, that was from the previous series-

[@apexbrachydios5385]

Looking forward to Grian and Etho's Dishwasher fanart

[@anism8838]

Me too 😄

[@marieee6211]

on it

[@thejackasaur1168]

Yep there’s some on Reddit lol

[@ConwomanUK]

Grian is actually a genius hiding up there during all the chaos, and he gets a bird's eye view on everything!

[@wills8252]

Secret Taks Suggestion: You must hit every red name with a sword. The hit does not count if they use their sheild. You fail if you die or are unable to hit every red on the server.

[@BenjaminLass]

Anyone else love how Joel casually drops a reference to Shaun of the Dead? Because I do

[@JohnnyLee77]

14:22 Grian scaring Etho's oh-dearest and asking him: "oh, sorry.. did you jump?" Precious.

[@Hailoow]

i love how grian's task is the most straightforward task ever, and he still managed to complicate it by getting the one mob that could be split

[@wxford]

Um actually

[@flintwildpants8710]

What if one of the yellows guessed the zombie apocalypse task? Would that have nipped that exciting and entertaining plot thread right in the bud?

[@ananonymousyoutubeuser8769]

I dont think yellows can guess other yellows tasks

[@azanimation3994]

It said in the task book that yellows guessing the task didn't stop it

[@flintwildpants8710]

Aight, well there's some helpful context! Thank you

[@DakkaScrappa]

or if scar managed to kill gem which she was the mastermind behind the apocalypse

[@asiangalaxygirl]

Task Idea: "Curse of the Ghosts" You have now been possessed by the ghost of one of life series members who have permanantly died (Jimmy, Mumbo, or Lizzie). You must act like they never perma-died and are the ferocious reds they last were remembered as. A yellow can call you out if they guess your task is to impersonate (insert player's name).

[@LuckyGunnerMat1486]

Grian just proving "gamers dont look up"

[@timothy4097]

Game developers actually have to take that into account when making their games. So it's actually a great hide-and-seek strategy to climb high up in video games, as Grian proved in this video.

[@edsellraut4310]

Grian gives hiding in plain sight to new whole level

[@jonnycorry5390]

Not really. He wasn’t in plan sight at all. He was very hidden and could only ever be seen on the if chance that someone looked up at the same time he was leaving and at the right angle

[@griffery6446]

there was also the time they ran past him

[@edsellraut4310]

@@jonnycorry5390 Grian hiding spot is literally almost in the center of the map and multiple people have pass him

[@MoonyFBM]

@@edsellraut4310 a million blocks in the air with a floor and walls to conceal him??? That is not in plain sight 😂

[@ahmed4363]

​@@jonnycorry5390I think they meant that part with Skizz where everyone ran past them

[@user-tv8ve7it5p]

Task idea: Every time someone agrees with you then you must immediately start acting paranoid that something bad is about to happen, this condition ends the next time someone agrees with you.

[@Bulbisaur]

Task Idea: You are playing Dnd this session. For every major thing you do, you must roll a dice. If you get a low roll, you must fail what you planned on doing.

[@SuperWeave5000]

Imagine getting a nat then failing what you were trying to do😂

[@Unt1tled0]

The fact that just watching the zombie apocalypse and Grian trying not get infected makes me nervous 💀💀

[@FantasyContentWatcher]

DUDE SAME This is making me anxious just watching 😭

[@henryboudolf-cx3fv]

nervous making

[@Haz4ler]

Grian is just the main charcter. Etho, and infected. Doesnt rat him out. He goes on a spy mission and they go right past em multiple times. He's literally *him*

[@KianaIsSpiraling]

Grian didn't get infected by the zombies this episode, instead he got infected with Main Character Syndrome

[@solarprogeny6736]

i have a hard time seeing grian as the MC considering he barely showed up in any other person's video 😂 he was so scared of dying he forgot to make content

[@OnlyShots_]

@@solarprogeny6736 idk about you but I was pretty entertained by this perspective! would’ve liked him to go guns blazing but knowing grian it would end poorly very fast

[@zelithfang2365]

POV: *you are waiting for Grain to upload and he's late yet again*

[@taneshchetty3884]

Same🙃

[@Cahootian]

He uploads at six expect last week so he ain’t late

[@Cahootian]

So 5 more minuites bois

[@ArnavA-un5gk]

lets go four more minutes

[@ArnavA-un5gk]

its midnight here in India

[@spyrotmc5829]

i loved the little gatherings you had at the end of a vid to see who completed/failed their task, sad you stopped putting them in the videos

[@culmord]

Etho is such a lad for not killing grian and cleo at the end ngl

[@NokoTheTaco]

Grian’s “Spawn an Enderman” strategy would’ve actually worked well, seeing as Gem was staring right at it. If Etho hadn’t stared at it (he was warned by Grian), Gem could’ve been killed due to her low hearts. I have a feeling it will be used more in the future.

[@korok2619]

that definitely was an awesome strategy and it would not only have worked when he tried it but also multiple times later

[@arcane1764]

this was definitely the most nerve-wracking episode yet

[@vince.calonzo69]

8:57 ladies and gentlemen a new "weird grian noises just got added"

[@justseffstuff3308]

0:45 Etho does count as a mob, but he's green,so he doesn't count- greens are passive mobs, yellows are neutral mobs, reds are hostile mobs.

[@rynhex]

and you have autism

[@MrAydinminer]

but wouldn't he still be a mob, even though he's a passive mob? EDIT: I missed the "neutral or hostile mob" detail in the book

[@khadrathunderborn5180]

@@MrAydinminerCause the book said it had to be a neutral or hostile mob

[@SluggishRain]

@@MrAydinminerGrian’s task specifies that the pet needs to be a neutral or hostile mob.

[@pronpalunpo1066]

But green is also neutral: you hit them, they can hit you back

[@ostrichmanthatmakethebestvideo]

Etho's dishwasher didnt die, he just multiplied

[@Bonkus..]

its mitosis

[@diamondyoshi6649]

Mitosis is the opposite of complete destruction

[@mitochondria1065]

991 liker lol

[@G00LDENGoosse]

he divided

[@limechip]

He shrank in the wash

[@genny2448]

this has made me want a life series that has a different apocalypse each session, and they have half the episode to prepare and survive the rest. like zombies, lava rising, a tsunami, earthquake, gravity shifting, wildfire etc...

[@steampunkfoxgaming705]

20:36 is comedy gold🤣🤣🤣

[@07Jrob]

I think next season you should let Pixlriffs just fly around in spectator mode and make a "this week on the life series". all of these zombie fights would be great to see from above

[@dbseamz]

Replay Mod would work even better than spectator mode, since you get footage of everything that's happening at the same time even if the spectator person wasn't looking right then.

[@gallifreys7281]

Yes omg, I’d watch the heck out of that

[@bubbleburster2813]

Would be fun for Pixlriffs to play as part of the series

[@shmo_bug]

this session genuinely felt like a zombie apocalypse movie. people were dropping like flies, the humans (and cleo) banding together and still being picked off one by one, the reconnaissance mission where the zombies all ran right past grian and skizz, and the coward surviving. definitely my favorite episode so far !!

[@catherinebunny]

If i had i nickel for every time in secret life a group got named with part specifying one member i’d have two nickels which isn’t alot but its weird that it happened twice.

[@Anxj]

​@@catherinebunnywhen was the other time?

[@catherinebunny]

@@Anxj gem and the scotts

[@tldr9989]

NAAAA THAT WAS A FAILED TASK, GRIAN. You didn't aknowledge your original pet, the you took another one of the same kind wich was already failed, and then it was killed into the small magma and one of those also killed. Like.. COME ON MAN. LOL.

[@dreamy1404]

i know it’s kinda late in the season for task ideas but this one came to me.. Task idea: Get someone to marry you, make marriage papers and you call them wife/husband and get them to call you their wife/husband

[@coconutcore]

It’s so thrilling to see these normal, people you know so well turn into uncomfortably scary villains all of a sudden. You hear Pearl talk about her new bow, and it genuinely feels like they’re up against some unstoppable evil apocalypse. Amazing twist on the series, guys. I can’t believe how good this season is turning out once again. I’m on the edge of my seat, even though I watched Gem’s perspective and know what happened. I love it.

[@Archer690Channel]

scar's bloodthirst in the life series is something really shocking when you are used to see him on hermitcraft, pearl is kind of expected but i get your point

[@malktheyellowdino5456]

I love that Grian calls the magma cube Etho’s dishwasher. Such a fitting name.

[@JaxMyBeloved]

‼️‼️‼️ MY ANIMATIONS ARE BETTER THAN GRAINS ENTIRE CAREER, FACT NO OPINION ‼️‼️‼️

[@ARandomDog765]

THIS IS THE 7TH TIME IVE SEEN YOU SAYING YOUR ANIMATIONS ARE BETTER, YOU SHOULD DESIGN A PROFILE PIC BEFORE ANIMATING@@JaxMyBeloved

[@Victor-xc6xd]

​​@@JaxMyBelovedgrain

[@eyemoisturizer]

@@JaxMyBelovedgrain

[@ghifariemir1322]

Task idea: Grian must speak like npc grian for a whole session.

[@FierceKing95]

9:20 tango react to grian was gold