SECURITY GRASSES ME UP 🤣🤣

[@narniebone1332]

OMG why are they even bothered trying to talk to you it’s so funny they should realise they not getting anywhere and walk away you are an expert at winding them up but then keeping them biting is an art well done it’s great to watch.

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

👌👌👌

[@pauldadson3812]

It is almost impossible to find a dentist on the nhs in their defence

[@markossmith8786]

Fair point ✅

[@bevsartsandcrafts715]

The nhs dentists won’t see me due to local anaesthetics causing me to have seizures. Now I’ve got to flag out a fortune at a private dentist for 3 fillings 🙄

[@narniebone1332]

Yeah they won’t be getting those done on a security guards wage and the NHS will just pull them, the dentist situation in this country is s**t bet they would go for a new full set if they could

[@PamDolittle]

The government wont fund nhs dentists anymore hence why we cant find any - so we pay for it but cant get it so wrong

[@christophertownley7512]

No I dot a dentist within a week on NHS.. Its not all that bad now

[@DaveyColl]

That was brutal 🤣🤣🤣 I think he booked a holiday after this a one way ticket to Turkey 😂😂😂

[@maccamack419]

Lol

[@charlieminaj2]

Turkey teeef 😅

[@Thetruth588]

You nearly said he would lie through his teeth then mark but you remembered he didn’t have any teeth 🤣🤣🤣

[@Greenpoloboy3]

0:55 mask wearing and spraying and wiping the trolleys. Ah, it takes me back. s

[@col72]

Best one yet this,classic

[@MrPatvee]

That initial interaction is comedy gold.

[@Lincolnshirefromtheair]

teeth like a witch doctors nacklace 😂

[@Greenpoloboy3]

28:30 Why does Morrisons always seem to have a miserable and serious looking Russian General marching around its stores dressed like this?

[@mohammedpervez]

I thought it was Jeremy Corbyn

[@bubbacalling]

haha there is a strong resemblance for sure

[@bartonseagrave9605]

I’ve the same shirt Bruce has got on , very smart and very comfortable.

[@seanlehane1307]

'go away I'm sorting it out with the daily manager, go away'. 'that's why you're only the daily manager'. Nobody plays these situations like Mark😂

[@johsa2162]

Is this the same Morrisons you filmed were spunk catcher works? 😂

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

No

[@maccamack419]

Nightmare situation for that manager 😂😂😂 god I laughed hard at this one.

[@policingthepolice1984]

summer teeth summer here summer there summer missing

[@EzWil]

Aggressive and insulting staff. More reasons NOT to shop at Morrisons!

[@stevenmclucas1894]

😂

[@mariannesmaldon7655]

Very off putting behaviour from Morrisons staff, disgusting that they don’t serve Mark a coffee.

[@christophertownley7512]

I got a dentist on NHS with in a week, post code lottery

[@davecollumbell4592]

There's a rumour that Bruce is still recovering from this 😅😅😂😂

[@peakyblinder777]

That one security fella spittin image of jeremy corbyn 😮

[@lewisjames3167]

"He made derogatory comments about ma teeF " Hahahaha😂😂

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Your concerns for the gentleman are "honourable"! And i hope that he will receive some form of justice "asap"!!

[@adzowyatt2733]

Bloody teeth on that 😂😂😂

[@shivaunt71]

I watched the Curse of the Were-Rabbit the other day, don't know what made me think of that 🤔

[@tashhartley6631]

Perfectly dismantled.

[@gafffisher]

We can all guess who crimps the pies at Morrisons

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Polecat54941]

Albert Steptoe from rag and bone to grocer security.

[@stevenmclucas1894]

Bruce ? Fivesyth ?!😂

[@James-zx3uw]

Mark you defo need to revisit this one😂😂 one of my faves

[@stebul7996]

Nice one again Mark 😂😂 security guard had summer teeth 😂

[@dougwrightson3449]

Nice to see Steptoe & son got some security work after they closed down the rag & bone business

[@jonsmith536]

Security Guard Looks Like Albert Steptoe

[@BunyanaRed1958]

Should have offered the Security Guard's some treacle toffee.🤣

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@UberSynth]

2:07 hey he’s got a nice lilac ford fiesta 🤔

[@terrywoodcock8468]

Going by the prices that's an old one 🤣😂🤣

[@stevenmclucas1894]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jonchappell7975]

Whats the crack hahaha that made me crack up!

[@Lamebred.]

Don't they have any dentists in Preston or what? 😂😂

[@James-b7p2k]

Lol he needs them ripping out an£ get some dentures will look loads better

[@Zeus-kj7nn]

It's like looking at the top of a castle.

[@eoindee7007]

​@@Zeus-kj7nnI'd have said piano keys 😂

[@Zeus-kj7nn]

@eoindee7007 Yes lol 😆 Like a row of ancient headstones in a neglected graveyard!

[@AndyRobby]

No NHS dentists in preston for over 10 years.

[@ysgol3]

He's REALLY sensitive about his teeth isn't he 🤣 They cost him a million votes in 2019 I reckon.

[@PhotoBombomb]

😂😂😂

[@jackyrants3912]

Bruce aka the manager reminds me a bit of Ricky Gervais' character David Brent lol

[@djohn1671]

should have said to him 'why you walking behind me?......... do you like looking at men from behind?. is that your thing?'.

[@pipandcol]

Where to go for your turkey ( teeth ) at Christmas.

[@antondeshon]

'What's the crack?' 'Your teeth, I think' 😅😅

[@philsimkins2372]

Mark you have me in stitches, your top class.

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

👌👌👌

[@frankcarew239]

Massive amount saved on toothpaste and brushes by these guards Their names are Colin Colgate and Simon Sensodyne.

[@tirokopita]

State of their teeth.

[@peakyblinder777]

That other security fella looks and sounds abit like george formby 😮

[@angelamcmillan8512]

Am i going to be in TRUBBLE..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenmclucas1894]

😂

[@Duncan2kai7]

Where did they get their teeth from, Bugs Bunny.

[@anthonyc8951]

That's insulting to bugs bunny.

[@laurenced2916]

It's old Albert Steptoe haha

[@billyrobinson788]

i thought jeremy corbyn had found a new job in sercuity

[@stevenmclucas1894]

A more difficult job than his previous job as Labour leader and Hamas sympathiser 😂

[@markowhit4604]

😂😂😂😂 thanks again for the laughs....

[@shanemichaelhenderson2728]

That bruce guy makes me laugh

[@wadewade6508]

It's the buck teeth brothers

[@deathcert75]

U can I repeat can film in a private business thats open to the public

[@garyplatt1549]

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth this is the weirdest car boot I've ever been to

[@atomic3968]

I’m sick of the *EXCUSE ME* all the time from these muppets

[@kevinthegerbil2708]

The rude people have teeth missing, I wonder why.🤣

[@jeremyjames8678]

Steptoe's really let himself go

[@blahblahblah742]

Teeth like a burnt out fusebox

[@Marius_vanderLubbe]

Look at the gnashers on Jeremy Corbyn.

[@thomasobrien8850]

😂😂

[@SuperMetalRockets]

Tombstones

[@independentpuppy7520]

Should have told him to go get his teeth fixed. They are appaling.

[@BaNg72983]

Jobsworth is in the description for retail managers

[@greigallan5845]

Jeremy Corbyn finally found his level

[@jonathanlemonwrestlingshow9251]

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@steviemc1398]

step toe and son comes to mind with the old security goon

[@ishogunronin6626]

How many shopping carts did your mate take out while he was talkin to you?

[@TheDaftApple]

Its Shergar the Security guard

[@stevenmclucas1894]

😂

[@ZombieNewsZombie]

Why always old things we have already seen

[@stevenmclucas1894]

Plants look decent value tbh - healthy too😉👍

[@SteveSmithRangers]

Cry baby security staff , OMG please dont show your kids that security guards teeth 😩😫😱😳 again Mark a excellent Audit keep them camera's rolling😊👍👊

[@Greenpoloboy3]

36:07 Squeak toy deployed 😂

[@stevenmclucas1894]

😂

[@Greenpoloboy3]

@@stevenmclucas1894 Love it lol

[@MrPatvee]

This is important and hilarious investigative reporting.

[@youdontknowme08001]

Kind of a piss take that you lied about not making fun of his teeth.

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Exactly 👌 👌 👌

[@RichardThomas-sp4iy]

such a wind up😆

[@bubbacalling]

BACK TEE WUHRUK

[@terrack]

The amount of braincells between those security guards matches the number of their teeth...5

[@Scitch-et4vk]

Nice to see Jeremy corbyn working at Morrisons 😂

[@robzaphy]

Was thinking the same before I came to the comments! :D

[@jonathanlemonwrestlingshow9251]

Lmao 🤣

[@Scottishdee348]

Just noticed an interesting thing, wonder how many big supermarkets still have a station for cleaning there gruby trolleys handles since everything is back to normal 😢 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🍻

[@nathanwilson3737]

Probably quite a few do

[@Khgjrb]

Brilliant as usual, some bad teeth there pal ffs

[@notmanynamesleft]

Teeth wars hahahahaha 😁

[@isshereallygoingoutwithhim]

And here was me thinking Turkey teeth were scary😂😂

[@bournagin4439]

Is it the food at Morrisons that cause dental decay?

[@stevenmclucas1894]

I can confirm this to be true😂

[@stebul7996]

..summer green and summer yellow and summer missing 😅😅

[@thefletchuk]

I expect the manager was 'shitting his panties' after that exchange reeling its way to head office 😂

[@dannylowe7439]

Jesus, Jeremy Corbyn's let himself go..

[@brianfennelly9939]

Morrison’s needs to upgrade their group dental plan for employees. Friggin’ atrocious state of care!

[@timtam6442]

Ratty couldn’t help himself

[@Davidus80]

What’s the crack? Your teeth by the looks of things 😂😂😂

[@LukeyLoo]

Come an watch this video sometimes just for the Whats crack Your teeth by the looks of it 😂😂😂

[@rickyraw5457]

Was the security guard of UK origin or from a third world nation?..... usual suspects behaving improperly is not acceptable. Sensible people shop at Aldi....👍

[@jjukes21]

Definitely an 'organ' grinder

[@stevenmclucas1894]

On GRINDR no doubt😂

[@maccamack419]

What was the word you weren’t willing to use?

[@nicolaburch7878]

Och come on mark you posted this about a year ago

[@barneybiggles]

7 p off in February sign.

[@steveburn8125]

Wow! They want to talk privately, so they can lie and concoct !!! The truth has no reason to fear . Great job, hope the old chap was ok

[@timovaananen8711]

Battle of the teeth

[@AWHITE85]

Don't think Morrisons got no worries about shoplifters with these 2 security 😅

[@jonnymunny101]

They don't need to entertain him if they want however from a legal perspective he isn't doing any crime here 🛸

[@bevsartsandcrafts715]

The manager doesn’t have any skills to deal with this by the looks of it. By now, this should’ve been wound down and dealt with shouldn’t it?

[@headhoncho2558]

Absolutely hilarious 😂 best video yet mark

[@jamessafcramsey6189]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@JGmedia18]

To be fair to the daily manager he handled you pretty well considering he’s just a grocer! He’s probably wasted working at a grocers😆

[@Evertonian1968]

Don't forget, generally, security guards are working class lads, usually on minimum wage. I myself come from a working class background, and I guess you do too ? Taking the piss out of his teeth was below the belt .

[@elgamerico]

@@Evertonian1968 It wasn't and your class is irrelevant.

[@Evertonian1968]

@@elgamerico 🥱

[@geo.rodandstaff]

​@@Evertonian1968 I am from a working class background and have all my teeth, I also have a sense of humour

[@thomasobrien8850]

@@Evertonian1968 crack a smile 😬😬