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The phrase "mind your own business" is an idiom that is commonly used to tell someone to refrain from interfering in someone else's affairs or to stop prying into matters that do not concern them. It is a way of asserting personal boundaries and asking someone to focus on their own concerns instead of getting involved in someone else's business.
When someone says "mind your own business," they are essentially requesting that the person they are speaking to should respect their privacy, autonomy, and personal space. It is a polite or sometimes stern way of telling someone to stay out of matters that do not involve them and not to be nosy or intrusive.
The phrase can be used in various situations, such as when someone is asking too many personal questions, trying to meddle in someone else's relationships, or interfering in someone's decisions without invitation. By using this expression, the speaker is urging the other person to redirect their attention to their own affairs and avoid becoming overly involved in someone else's matters.
Overall, "mind your own business" is a straightforward and direct way of telling someone to respect personal boundaries and not interfere in matters that do not concern them.
"Photography is not a crime" "PINAC" is a phrase often used to advocate for the right to take photographs or record video in public spaces without fear of harassment, intimidation, or legal repercussions. The phrase suggests that photography is a form of free speech and expression that should be protected by law, and that the act of taking photographs should not be considered a criminal offence. The use of this phrase is often associated with instances where photographers, journalists, or citizens have been stopped or detained by law enforcement or security personnel for taking photographs in public places, even though they have not violated any laws or regulations.

[@jamesrawson6659]

They must get security guards like this out of a lucky bag. Keep these vids coming UKMTT

[@noka1979]

cheapest they can get as its government

[@TheCunnamulla]

@@noka1979lowest paid contractors get the job. We call it race to the bottom.

[@grahampawson1502]

Looks like they warmed him up from the morgue 😳🧐

[@TheGary1182]

That security guy looked very ill indeed.

[@tatsnneeps341]

​@@sallyowen6320and usually they are monkeys, that land in Dover illegally 😂😂

[@1akw]

Love how Marks Scottish accent comes out more talking to another Scott's person 😂

[@leataylor9277]

“He’s about 58, maybe 60” “You cheeky sod” 🤭🤣

[@RedjiyThornton]

That first guy has escaped the care home disguised as bogus security guard 😂😂😂

[@TemporaryName80]

🤣 Your Scottish accent went from 100% to 150% when you heard him speak 🤣👍🏻

[@Paulusthewoodgnome515]

It did 😂

[@thelawisthelaw]

I heard it. Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@23dekka]

😂😂

[@Autic-Tours]

😁 love the accent

[@ernestchadwell9069]

That's the best part

[@thelawisthelaw]

Omg im laughing so loud. Hilarious. Your Scottish accent gets so much stronger when u shout 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@corpeedo]

Looks like that guy fell asleep in a bag of chocolate drops!

[@MullaghAnattin663]

The work in that building is so secret that the employees have no idea what they are doing, and *Securitah* have no idea what they are guarding.

[@TransoceanicOutreach]

HEY RESPECT THE AUTHORITAH OF THE SECURITAH!!!

[@reciprocating]

That security guard couldn't stop himself laughing.. bloody hilarious 😅😅

[@adrianbrowne7874]

The second security officer sounded like "Orville The Duck" and was about as menacing lol!!

[@smokemirrors8509]

Dads Army security guards lol, thanks Mark I needed a good laugh,,,,,!

[@ckamarkothokeen]

Hey Mark, in his verbal description he forgot, "devilishly handsome', lol. nice job as always!

[@MikeGMcDermott]

I thought the first security man in the Hi-Viz coat was going to order a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley.

[@billbo7630]

I new I recognise that face😅

[@mickkeen2764]

🤣😂

[@bevsartsandcrafts715]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@darkurbanexploring]

These videos are quite entertaining. It gives the security something to do. They should be grateful for you lovely auditors. Testing there skills on what to do.

[@SuperBC10]

Exactly!

[@Glen-hx8xe]

It was like watching Dads Army.

[@tatsnneeps341]

That security chump looks like he has just been dug up 😂😂😊

[@Gdad-20]

You rang my lord?? Or rather... You never rang my lord. 😂😂😂 nice 1 Mark 👍❤️

[@bucko321]

its great hearing two Welshman having an argument

[@boztec7187]

Have you ever heard 2 SCOTSman arguing.? 🤣✌

[@bucko321]

@@boztec7187 Have you ever heard of sarcasm 😄

[@boztec7187]

@@bucko321 Nope, never

[@leemac1774]

Mr burns guarding his power plant from spys

[@thetryingscotsman4065]

If he's the head of security at the MOD, our country is in trouble more than ever.

[@LeakedWisdom808]

IKR. UK, a once great nation, now sadly just another corporate entity.

[@juliekulatunga4188]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TheDOJ-n9teen6t8]

The combined age of the two HI-VIZ security guards must be 180. WTF are they gonna do to stop anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@michaelhearn3831]

I am so so happy I have found this channel…..you are easily theee best out there you say exactly what I always think…🤣😂🤣👍🏻

[@asterickjones]

That could be line from a stand up comedy show "you don't need to be medically qualified to see someone's a fat bastard do you" if Jimmy Carr sees this video that line'll end up in his next show!

[@Pennywise180]

Security guard is a walking ghost.

[@adrianbrowne7874]

100%!!

[@oflaherty903]

Mr dead the talking corpse

[@thelawisthelaw]

It amazes me how they employ old shaking blokes for security 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ernestchadwell9069]

He honestly looks like he is terminally ill, most likely cancer.

[@samsonline3456]

He looks abit like benny hill 😂 hilarious keep up the good work mark keep them coming 😂

[@honestjohn1129]

The finger in the arse & stir the tea cracked me up - made me laugh out loud.

[@SuperBC10]

I love it when the 2nd security asks donut boy “Who is he”? Like as if just cos he’s Scottish, he must know him 😂😂😂

[@chrisprocter7626]

gotta say i find your channel the funniest place on you tube i have watched in years - nearly having a hernia laughing at your antics keep up the good work fella

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Wow, thanks👌👌👌

[@liverpoolfcstevengerrard4112]

Two scotch men arguing love it. 😂😂😂

[@MrLees-oq8wb]

Scots

[@georgemoffat797]

2 bams

[@markosmith8037]

@@MrLees-oq8wb Scot Cheg ?

[@georgemoffat797]

@@chinablues3415 ayeithuz

[@Justtellmetheanswer6910]

With a hat he looks like Blakey from on the busses 🚌

[@plug4uk696]

You make me Lol the way you rip them to pieces over their perceived authority over public citizens doing a perfectly LEGAL activity, nice one mate ;-) p.s. "lump of lard" Now that just creased me up 🤣🤣

[@richmottershaw9720]

Monkey was gobsmacked you wouldnt just comply.Great job ad always mate.

[@Craig-k6u]

Love the channel and content and your comedic antics (especially the party whistle hahaha) but I'm wondering has anyone ever approached you in a civilised and interested manner instead of instant aggression 🤔🤔

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Yes a few times

[@Bigboneproductions]

These videos are priceless. Keep up the great work

[@talktothesand88]

I was thinking about going into security but then realised i didn't want to have to face the mighty ukmtt

[@markosmith8037]

As you have watched a few audits then you'd probably be able to handle the situation far better than most security guards. I cannot understand why they don't watch a few as it would surely help them out. You'd think the message would get around but it doesn't seem to be.

[@A2Z1Two3]

Just do the security job PROPERLY , and you will have no problems .

[@roncartwright958]

😂😂😂

[@Lonewolf__666]

That would put anybody off! 😂

[@Bickle121]

@@A2Z1Two3no they wouldn't, there would still be gimps like this around annoying everyone

[@A2Z1Two3]

Meanwhile the Russians /Iranian’s/Chinese etc. have sneaked in the back entrance while they were interfering with a member of the public ‘armed’ with a camera . They must watch this and think how EASY is it to use a a distracting tactic, all you have to do is hold a camera and they lose the plot.

[@SmedleyDouwright]

Well at least we know they eat donuts in that MOD building.

[@nonenone-vt8cg]

If this is supposed to be a secure MoD Site, where is Mod Plod and why is Norman Potter (ex Fenn Street caretaker) on the gate at such an advanced age?

[@terrycoles9079]

My favourite auditor, takes no nessing and funny with it.. Here boy 😂😂😂

[@Mark16NZ]

"Yellow-bellied right-tit." Mate, you're hilarious! 😂

[@cluckingbell1772]

Wrapped him, packed him and sent the Jekyll back to Noddyland. Quality content. Next.

[@MrLees-oq8wb]

They used to have a cricket team there. All opposing teams used to call it stalag 17

[@cjr3839]

Most entertainment I have at the minute is watching these videos, 😂

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

👌👌👌

[@DjNikGnashers]

The squeaky toy gets me every time 🤣

[@magnuscash6343]

We all love MR SCEAKY 😂😂😂😂😂

[@grahampawson1502]

Class act that squeaky toy 😂🤣

[@EnglishRoots11]

That 2nd bloke, who came out looks like Richard Graham the actor out of the film I.D 😂

[@AlaninValleSanLorenzo]

Great video ! I loved the hilarious interaction between two Scots. I can imagine Alex Ferguson having a similar argument when he looks at himself in the mirror every morning. lol🤣

[@andyscouse4090]

You have given this Security guard something too do, his shift is Uneventful and boring but now he is Elevated and has Purpose, so well-done in making this Security guard feel important.🇬🇧

[@graememackay1152]

80 year old guard is the flaw in security 😂

[@Kevin-vc9nw]

That security guard looks like hes ready for retirement

[@RobertThomas-rc8yq]

Dracula has got a new job on the side 😂

[@grahampawson1502]

Brilliant , pure comedy 😂🤣👏👏👏

[@camrs125]

Peter griffin works for the MOD…I thought he worked at a brewery 😂

[@TallSilentGuy]

So the zombie apocalypse is upon us and they're getting hired as security guards. 🧟‍♂

[@kx501]

I love how they come out with authority like monkey boy and you just stop them in their steps and shut them down!

[@michellereader5352]

This really needs to STOP. Once we r on public paths they need to stay on their property.❤❤❤❤#PINAC

[@watchthesky.]

Greeting from South West West Australia.🇦🇺

[@asterickjones]

"I'm here to help and assist you if I can" but when he first approached you it was "why are you filming?".

[@nicholasmassey6941]

Look at the state of those two signs. Is money so tight they cant wash them lmao

[@Saxtoo]

MOD Nursing Home Security 🤚👴

[@craigskayman8422]

They shouldn't employ security guards that are near retirement, the guy is clearly frightened and is panicking, he probably can't do any other job so is just winding down his days doing a job that he hoped was a quiet one.

[@stevechambers500V8]

Turned into an episode of Still Game 😂

[@sexymuthafunka8240]

"Get back te work ya couple o' fannies!"

[@bevsartsandcrafts715]

LOVE that show 😂😂😂

[@rob103rl]

I thought Blakey from 'On The Buses' passed away?

[@tatsnneeps341]

He has, they dug him up and stuck him in a security shed and gave him a yellow jacket 😂

[@sammyhope7216]

The security guard had no experience and waisting police and tax payers money calling the police

[@seanoriain6477]

Great footage very funny brilliant job mark👍

[@cj8415]

Smashing it with the content my man, keep up the great work!

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Thanks! Will do!

[@michaeldavidslimm226]

Excellent entertainment brilliant top man mark.

[@1stormriders]

One of the best i've seen🤣🤣

[@ScottMcculloch-ot7gw]

I think on this occasion the bodywarmer bellend was actually the tea boy.

[@asterickjones]

Amazing how they never seem to get onto what you're doing with "the yellow bellied right tit".

[@Michaeleddlestien]

Ghost of motley hall the first gaurd

[@jasongoulden2938]

More curious as to why he offered you a cuppa after all them insults lol

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

👌👌👌

[@peterwilliams6956]

You sum him up perfectly , a lump of lard it did make me laugh.

[@garlicgorilla6540]

You are criminally undersubscribed. Fantastic entertainment. #defundthebbc

[@musiclover9361]

The site is so private and sensitive, yet they have a septuagenarian security officer who can't even keep himself safe and secure, standing in the road in front of a vehicle! If it's a private site, MAKE it private!

[@paulmullings8385]

I love how your so polite, never abusive, and you're de escalation skills are second to none!! Have you got a problem with monkeys? Or all primates 😂😂😂

[@lawrenceogburn3020]

A friend of mine got a job in Next in Fishergate Preston and they shown them picture of Uk MEET THE TYRANTS at the induction and told them not to engage with him if he shows up 😂😂😂😂

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@lawrenceogburn3020]

True story!! 😂😂

[@brettnbeckvalleyvan]

The muppet at the end really thought you'd buckle 🤣🤣🤣🤣 second prize he had. What an absolute idiot he was 🙈, great audit 👍🏻❤️🙏🏻

[@jonneyuk7486]

Make em have Mark, the only auditor to tell it as it is, keep up the great work, without overstepping the mark, you know they will be queuing to put the cuffs on you 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@matt-f1c]

Haha in tears again. Walkies haha and he got Brecon handed then decided that was enough 😂

[@Groteseh.]

Monkey boy almost pounded your head all over the MOD entrance and you know it 😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Marvellous

[@neilneil7695]

Number one in my book Mark.

[@UncleBucky78]

Love how you got more Scottish when the other Scot approached 😂

[@chuckfinlay6093]

Ministry of Defence Guard Service (MGS) finest……….😂😂

[@Marius_vanderLubbe]

Imagine going through your whole life ass kissing authority. And even worse - believing in it.

[@HelenwildmouseShannon]

I love how you tell um . Awesome . lol

[@Brianmac007]

please audit baxters food group fochabers moray, it has a public road that runs straight through the site allowing fisherman to the spey. the security try to stop normal people walking their dogs ect but legally its a public road and they rely on folk not knowing this.its a massive scottish soup giant it would be fantastic to watch

[@PedroGonzalez11111]

Tastes of pish

[@CharlesDickson-nv2ol]

But they do make excellent Cullen Skink soup.

[@Brianmac007]

@@CharlesDickson-nv2ol agreed

[@awhisperinthewind4253]

@@CharlesDickson-nv2ol processed crap

[@Codtimes85]

Tell them how it is Mark 😂 max respect 😂

[@gaza721]

Security guard is a bag of walking bones

[@jibjab351]

Oh, you did get the squeaky thing out

[@rudeboijasmithy]

Did he say google the winning lottery numbers? Wish we could lol. Don’t think he quite understood. Glad he came out though other wise I was thinking the video wasn’t going to be very good. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@68rufus]

he is a bit of a panic merchant this one

[@SamanthaSmith-v3j]

Mod security? where they dig him up from

[@martingoubart5839]

Go sweep the floors 😂

[@thekingward]

Aye the Scottish accent got more Scottish when u realised he was a Scot 🤣🤣🤣

[@bassheid]

The fly in ones ointment 😂

[@MarriedToTheKGB]

I need to lose a good stone. I need Mark to abuse me and call me a fat fuck continuously and I reckon it would motivate me more than any diet or gym to lose the lard

[@johnpasifull564]

Omg how is this old security guard going to be able to stop any young thugs getting in he can barely bloody well walk properly omg 😲 I'm shocked 😲 hahaha 😆 😂 🤣

[@andyridley2236]

Very entertaining.

[@peacetime4609]

Big Respect !!!

[@1trumps]

You went very "Scottish" when that silly guy in the rest top came out