Seinfeld: Festivus (Clip) | TBS

[@lacouerfairy]

I love how Mrs. Constanza doesn't ask or wonder who any of those people are.

[@comanchedase]

lacouerfairy he just start laying on kruger for no reason!

[@shoveyourmaskupyourass959]

He'll get to them in a minute.

[@sjames5694]

Otherwise known as: 'Dimentia'

[@karenlynch8348]

🤣

[@ahmedjawad3005]

Because it's Festivus for the rest of us :)

[@morganzimmerglass9925]

I love how quickly jerry turns around and gives up on the relationship when the porch lighting brings out her bad side.

[@Robot444-yn5wb]

😂😂😂

[@Rombizio]

RIP Jerry Stiller. You will be missed. But Festivus will be celebrated forever.

[@jamesfountain6183]

Yep, every December 23rd

[@xjcrossx]

RIP to Kruger too!

[@dcp8600]

);

[@flisko123]

@@jamesfountain6183 how u know its 23?

[@VCT3333]

@@flisko123 because it's celebrated on Christmas Eve Eve.

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

2:37 that sound Kramer made. Like a broken trumpet 😂 Michael Richards was so talented 😂🤣

[@AMpufnstuf]

was? he said the n word he didn't die

[@biglicker4473]

dubnstuf i think he said was because the show has ended

[@Flame304]

i love what's on blooper more

[@sexhaver420]

@@AMpufnstuf MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN

[@CovenantBlackwatch09]

The blooper of that sound is hilarious. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eoWycpuAet-dqa8

[@chasbodaniels1744]

I love how Seinfeld often had absolutely killer A, B ... AND C story lines. I laugh out loud when randomly recalling one, but never remember which episode it came from. I’d never have guessed that the 2-faced bad lighting ugly woman was part of the Festivus ep. Brilliant show.

[@thereefster]

that's what makes the show...there are no other show like it that's why it's the best

[@fromthehaven94]

One episode that perfectly illustrates this fact: when George gets inspired to change the wedding date by watching a guy's absolutely coldhearted response to a woman (a wife or girlfriend).

[@jamesfountain6183]

The genius of Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld

[@joehiltwine2160]

My favorite episode. Had a little bit of everything. Jerry Stiller stole every scene he was in.

[@TonyF1MMA]

"Dr. Van Nostrand," "Wha... Oh yeah that's right" Hahahah

[@Robot444-yn5wb]

Love how Kruger knows that 😂

[@NickMichalak]

Jerry Stiller really took this role and ran to the ends of the Earth with it. Thank you, sir!

[@kdwaynec]

He was brilliant in "The King of Queens" too

[@jackdavis8596]

Great episode. "I got a lot of problems with you people," a lot of us can relate to our families that way

[@edercortes1960]

This is pretty much my feeling at work

[@VCT3333]

Oh yeah. The Airing of Grievances is the best part of Festivus.

[@allegrot438]

The fact that Frank calls him cougar is the best thing.

[@DemonDriver31]

Allegro T It's kruger not cougar LOL 😂😂😂😂.

[@aestus187]

Only because the sign for his company is missing an 'R', reading Kuger.

[@smoothALOE]

SuspendAesteaus that’s probably it, haha!

[@karenlynch8348]

Absolutely

[@rockk9753]

Lol it's Kruger he has a new york accent so it sounds Like Kooger

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

"He doesn't need to see the pole." "He's gonna see it."

[@MaloneMantooth]

It's a high strength to weight ratio.

[@StonedMeadowOfDoom]

Frank, no offense but this holiday is a little beeebebebbebe out there! LOL

[@JM_Sports]

That’s what she said

[@jeffraymaker4474]

"Stop crying and fight your father" 😂😂

[@Number1Dougster]

Please somebody stop this! LOL!

[@bluerisk]

Never ever!

[@joelgrech1888]

Ceramist

[@jaybramer3743]

LOL! so dysfunctional!! Brilliant.

[@chasbodaniels1744]

I wonder how the writers’ room reacted when someone tossed out that line. I’m sure it’s a TV first. How could any other scripted show use anything as bizarre as that?

[@theblueknight9746]

Stop crying and fight your father.

[@Cuppamilky]

The Blue Knight ahh Christmas 98.. good times

[@beatsbykobra]

so fucking funny

[@Raison_d-etre]

For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. (Matthew 10:35-36)

[@sfface46]

Dinner’s ready!

[@thephony1651]

@@Raison_d-etre It’s official. The Bible is a Seinfeld reference.

[@smoothALOE]

"You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe!... I lost my train of thought." I heard that was an ad lib cause he forgot the rest of his line. Who cares? It's freaking hilarious!

[@Baghuul]

its those accidents which sometimes fit so perfectly, you couldn't actually write if you tried your hardest. haha

[@albundy6008]

I read that Jerry Stiller had a habit of forgetting his lines and ad-libbing his way through scenes.

[@smoothALOE]

Al Bundy that’s correct. You can see it in a lot of his scenes. It’s always funny, too. He just had that natural comedic touch.

[@albundy6008]

@@smoothALOE it also shows the talent of the castmates who can play along with him and keep the scene going when he goes off-script.

[@smoothALOE]

Al Bundy yes it does, but nobody made the cast break up more than Jerry Stiller did. The outtakes show that, in my view. Even Michael Richards broke a couple of times, which almost never happened.

[@rubedogg6969]

My family doesn't need the tradition of Festivus to air our grievances!

[@rixxy9204]

I've got a lot of problems with you people!!

[@georgewilliams1470]

We practiced the airing of the greivences every night at dinner when I was a kid 😂 😂 😂

[@gulfgypsy]

Amateurs! Whenever my family got together, wedding, wake, Christmas, Thanksgiving; you knew three things were certain. 1- Furniture would need to be replaced. 2- Cops would show up. 3 - Someone would need stitches 4 - Someone would need bail. Yeah, we were putting the fun in dysfunctional decades before it was even a thing!

[@scipioafricanus5871]

That's what Thanksgiving is for!

[@popev3887]

Ruben, Festivus reminds of my ex-inlaws! In the 1960's the hippies had love ins. During the holidays when family got together, they would have hate ins.

[@shoqwavebeats8745]

It's crazy how many people showed up, too funny, will never stop watching Seinfeld

[@unvrknow22]

Kruger, YOU COULDN'T SMOOTH A SILK SHEET IF YOU HAD A HOT DATE WITH A BABE............. I lost my train of thought.

[@johnwoa]

I wonder if this was a show blooper and it was so funny that they left it in the show.

[@NateApplicable]

I like to imagine it was, because if you see Jerry Stiller’s other bloopers, they’re very similar with that same halting manner of speaking he uses

[@hunterfagan6272]

johnwoa exactly what I was thinking

[@LEGOALEX97]

I bet he straight-up forgot the line

[@sanneh2]

how do they come up with this stuf ohooo

[@danish6192]

Kramer: another Festivus miracle. and the look on Jerry's face.

[@chasbodaniels1744]

Yeah, and they quick-cut to Kramer's guilty reaction to Jerry's angry look, to close the loop. Hilarious!

[@zachhaywood1564]

Elaine looks like Alice Cooper in this scene.

[@BreannaMae]

Hey give her a break, she was in a Schvitz for 6 hours ;)

[@donhenby2539]

And the girl from animal house.

[@scipioafricanus5871]

@@BreannaMae What's a Schvitz?

[@stevefowler2112]

I thought she looked smokin hot in this scene...very F able...she always struck me as pretty but this scene she looked hot!

[@Kromsmitesyou]

I'd still hit it.

[@cellytron]

This whole scene is a masterpiece, but for some reason I laugh the most at “How bout GEORGE,” as he takes a drink from his flask. It’s just peak holiday passive-aggression.

[@thepack8780]

I lost my train of thought.....jerry reaction awww lmao too classic. One of my fav scenes

[@jaybramer3743]

"The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances!" lol. Worst holiday ever! I love it.

[@bradleycotton3237]

"You! Kruger! My son tells me your company STINKS!!"

[@reymenders5437]

Bradley Cotton oh god

[@scaperty65]

Im gonna try to celebrate festivus with my family this year.

[@zkambov]

+scaperty65 You should celebrate every second year at least, its a deadly sin not to.

[@aviricca5578]

Continuing the Festivus tradition which makes it another Festivus Miracle!

[@theodorecarter6601]

You’re gonna love the feats of strength part of the holiday.

[@MuvoTX]

just go easy on the tinsel... some find it distracting

[@FairyFrequencyASMR]

~The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances... I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it! Rest in peace Jerry Stiller your comedy lives on.

[@MDWFlipIt]

When even Cosmo Kramer finds your holiday cooky, you know you've got problems.

[@michaelc.ateoate979]

The airing of grievances.... "I got a lot of problems with you people.. and now you're going to hear about it"!!! I remember watching this episode when it first aired I thought Frank Costanza was going to make me piss my pants.. when he met Kramer earlier in the episode and he wanted to know all about festivus and Frank described the moment he had at the store when he was trying to get the doll for George and he had to reign blows down on the other person who wanted the last doll and he said to himself"there has to be another way"...

[@GabrielCsaba]

Jerry Stiller was a national treasure, and by national I mean any nation on Earth.

[@TypOPositiv]

OMG! I could binge watch this show 'til the day I die. Too funny! The outtakes were just as hilarious but when you find yourself laughing every 10 or 15 seconds at every character's lines...hahahaha. hahahaha....the feats of strength...poor George.

[@richardoki8320]

Kramer’s opinion of Festivus changes rather abruptly 😂

[@MuvoTX]

He discovered doing the opposite.

[@alphanerd7221]

Yeah well two of his cons blew up in his face in a row.

[@torridd]

"I lost my train of thought."

[@gregmalletvalentine8631]

“Bad lighting on the porch “ “stop crying and fight your father” genius funny ridiculous

[@BrotherlyLove12]

I wish they would have kept in "I think you're a fox". It was hilarious in the bloopers.

[@hugoarcada]

Happy Festivus to all of you from Argentina! (High debt to wealth ratio)

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I GOTTA LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE NOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT 'EM

[@BlackBarney]

i can't watch this now without thinking about the bloopers. SO GOOD

[@joehiltwine2160]

Best episode ever. Frank costanza stole every show he was on

[@ChadSimpson-ft7yz]

I love the blooper of this scene when practicality everyone at one point messed up.

[@wuddupnoah]

dr van nostrand lolol

[@StephNuggs]

Ha? Oh, eh that's right

[@FatPigInTheHouse]

How's that mole?

[@zeldamaniac3188]

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT!

[@vaughnjones2785]

I think you can take him Georgie!

[@jsphat81]

This is one of the all-time Seinfeld classics. Best episode from season 9, IMO. The comedic timing from everyone, especially the late Mr. Stiller was gold!.

[@sushimamba4281]

This is like a scene from my family life growing up.

[@DarkEagle-vx9hd]

Every single character in this scene is crazy!

[@blabla-rg7ky]

elaine, george, and gwen aren't

[@pharmtekbobby]

"Have ya seen the pole, Kooga?"

[@pfdfiremedic3252]

Rest in Peace Jerry Stiller

[@mannyballas2289]

This is the best Seinfeld episode ever.😂😂😂

[@newjeffersonian6456]

Jerry Stiller died May 11, 2020 at age 92. He played a number of comedic roles in his long career both on TV and in films, but most of us will remember him as the brash, hotheaded, and often painfully honest Frank Costanza.

[@CartoonKidOLLY]

GOOD THINKIN’ KOOGA!

[@mcluvin28x]

"Kruger! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.....I lost my train of thought" 💀🤣

[@corellbrown9597]

My favorite part 1:32 - 1:41

[@mikeandmars2345]

Me to lol lol

[@gulfgypsy]

"................It's starts with the airing of grievances." Well, that sounds about like any family gathering I ever attended.

[@scipioafricanus5871]

and continues with "the feat of strength"

[@jlcm1980]

"I found your belief system...fascinating!"

[@k4ir0s]

Yes great bosses! Peterman is the best "And if you are undead i'll find out about that too."

[@pcfaulkner]

its got to be steinbrenner for me voice of larry and the back of some guys head is genius

[@JanetStarChild]

+Jose Luis Cortez Marquez It's "find", not "found".

[@crypastesomemore8348]

FunkYeah it can be either one

[@retrospectiveish]

@@crypastesomemore8348 No it cant idiot

[@cb9220]

I love this Kruger guy, terrific actor, terrific character, always with those eyes that say "what horsesh*t am I gonna see today?"

[@SimonHaestoe]

yes LOL@comment about his eyes. He looks weary and clearly knows whatever he will be subjected to will be completely worthless.

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

+cb9220 I think he also played the drill instructor on Malcolm in the Middle

[@natiliee.s.5476]

2:53 "Please. Somebody stop this." 😆

[@MaloneMantooth]

"Quiet..... you'll get your in a minute"

[@Sriram-ve4ge]

I lost my train of thought!

[@durift]

"This holidays a little birrp brrp brrp brp"

[@akashsaha7994]

out there

[@ryans413]

Love how Jerry Stiller always yells

[@albundy6008]

"They nearly ran my family out of Bayside for our beliefs"

[@albundy6008]

P

[@vistulacooper6802]

What were they?😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@albundy6008]

@@vistulacooper6802 "my family celebrates Festivus".

[@rondragon]

RIP the legend - Jerry Stiller. "who's the suit"?!?! hahaha

[@shmuli9]

I LOVED "Seinfeld".

[@hugolafhugolaf]

«I find your beliefs system fascinating». One of the best lines of that scene for me.

[@gakingsnake]

it has been well over 20 years and it will still be funny 20 years from now.

[@justariflefromjordan]

2:06 Ah bad lighting on the porch

[@albertmccune2734]

"Stop crying, and fight your father!" xD

[@unclejune2839]

Another festivus miracle!!

[@Eric-wu7bp]

Kramer: Another Festivus Miracle Jerry: 😠 Kramer: 😳

[@niradnagrom2356]

"Have you seen the pole? - He doesn't need to see the pole. - He's gonna see it!" *LMAO!*

[@gmonroy852]

This needs to be a national holiday

[@akoonjb]

2019 anyone? Best show ever

[@monstermousse3837]

Merry Festivus to those you celebrate!

[@bobbylee2853]

Monster Mousse Happy Festivus!

[@5burowz]

great picture quality

[@nursey22]

2:10- 2:15 the guy's tongue lmao

[@jorcial]

That guy has a resemblance to Jack Black.

[@thelionsmane3032]

Clearly trying not to laugh (as some of the outtakes would suggest)

[@codyw1]

He was an actual porn star. Which is one of the reasons why Julia keeps losing it.

[@hisvikingprincess]

In the 90's I raised my teens on Seinfeld and we still celebrate Festivus every year.

[@TheGoonsies]

Even KRAMER thought the holiday was crazy.

[@keithrickson8522]

"Festivis for the rest of us!"

[@nostradamusus]

THIS IS THE BEST FESTIVUS EVER!

[@HughJorgan1]

1:43...Hard to believe Karen Fineman (Miss "Two Face) didn't achieve more fame. She's unbelievably gorgeous.

[@90sNickfan91]

HAPPY FESTIVUS 2019!!!!!. MY ALUMINUM POLE IS OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE CRAWL SPACE!!!!!!.

[@jflanagan9696]

Festivus for the restivus!

[@aakashr4974]

This is pure chaos 😂

[@virgilrw]

THE FEAT OF STRENGTH... 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@jaredalvarez890]

Rest In Peace Jerry😢

[@barrya.6212]

ONE OF THE BEST PARTS....Kramer at the end...."Frank, no offense, but this holiday's a little.....brrrup brrrup.... out there"! >> 2:35

[@RTS222]

Good thinking Kooger. Or is that K. Ooger?

[@catsadilla324]

"ugly" Gwen and "ugly" Elaine are still pretty cute.

[@JennieM2001]

happy festivus fellas

[@workdog5]

Happy Festivus

[@Abandoned_Brane]

i setup my festivus pole at work. its beautiful.

[@fhowland]

I love Kramer’s energy here.

[@nostalgia6578]

Jerry Stiller was funny as heck in Seinfeld and King of Queens!

[@michaelh1603]

The only reason why I watch king of queens was just to see Jerry Stiller.

[@chermebrownsauce]

all actors nailed, damn! legendary show, the best one!

[@erikthomas9228]

"Cougar"....Ha !! Best part....

[@dan_hitchman007]

A flub from Jerry Stiller is still hilarious.

[@lolabrini3758]

Mr costanza kills me everytime i cant stand george but his dad i FN love🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rixxy9204]

Nobody notices that Dr Van Nostrand has to leave to go bake bagels.

[@jgfunk]

"Good thinking, Cougar"

[@dbreardon]

I still jokingly wish my family happy festivus every xmas....LOL

[@sarcasmo57]

Can we still make bagels? Yeah it's just steamy.

[@sketcharmstrong8491]

My dad created something similar to Frank's festivus...lol.

[@NotAnAngryLesbian]

Way better than Christmas. But a distant second to Halloween.

[@Christoff070]

Happy Festivus for the rest of us everyone 2018