Seinfeld - Kramer cannot eat a sandwich without Dijon mustard

[@you2449]

0:05 = Evil Jerry

[@850iStyle]

ha ha true! That face is priceless!

[@apriswajaya]

small trivial details like these from youtube commentators always make me laugh XD

[@stalwartarjuna]

So... regular Jerry?

[@Nero-pe4yq]

you2099 thats a face of acting annoyed not evil lol

[@Nero-pe4yq]

Elvis Locksmith you’re silly I hope deep down that is 100% perfect you don’t actually believe that. Because they really are love group of people like Jerry. I thought it was funny because its so moronic

[@AdamasOldblade]

I grew up on Seinfeld and literally tried Dijon because of Kramer...Many years later it is a massively preferred condiment on my sandwiches.

[@jackdavis8596]

The other stuff is bush league :)

[@Juanjo-Quetzal]

Exactly

[@trainfire2008]

Same here. I wanna tell Michael Richards or whoever Wrote that episode I prefer Dijon mustard on my hot dogs and hamburgers at home now

[@yellowblanka6058]

I love how giddy Newman is to be riding a young girl's bike around the streets of New York, hahaha.

[@Srikchik]

Not that theres anything wrong with that

[@yellowblanka6058]

@Steven Hornostaj She's a SWEET ride!

[@GeorgeMonet]

It also sounds like he put a lot of money into that bike. He completely deserves it unlike Elaine who wanted to cut it in half.

[@reimansaragih2540]

Newman and Kramer...... Love to have those guys as frens...

[@DanielK1213th]

I am sending that NY is not a friendly place for an adult male to be riding a girls bicycle.

[@seriousguynogames3]

The stupid smile on his face when he says "I have a big appetite" kills me.

[@850iStyle]

One of the best lines of the entire show

[@jd0879]

@@850iStyle why are you answering a 10 year old question

[@850iStyle]

@@jd0879 the show is eternal 😆

[@danm2084]

I like how Kramer is straightforward instead of allowing that passive aggressive bullshit. He sensed it and wanted to address it. "Heyyyy im getting a vibe here...." most people would just not say anything and go talk about it with a friend lol.

[@DarkEagle-vx9hd]

Most people are pussies

[@Fakename70]

Cosmo Kramer has no filter

[@konradbrochocki4923]

Yes, well it's pretty easy to be brave when you're a made up character.

[@tzing2589]

@@konradbrochocki4923 oh shut the fuck up with that smug shit john smith

[@h2w25]

@@konradbrochocki4923 _I’m sensing a vibe here Konrad…_

[@mihaimarchidann5067]

Jerry is anti-Dijon, on top of being anti-dentite

[@antonlampe2272]

Dijon denier

[@RabbiHerschel]

@Deadass, b You sound like a based person.

[@brianfinn6800]

But he likes grapefruit

[@arne8158]

​@HappyToOblige THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHO... No wait, mustard doesn't go to school.

[@feliciavale4279]

I don't blame him. Not to mention the blacks and the Jews

[@KTevolved]

I grew up watching Seinfeld and its still my fav show of all time.

[@bufnyfan1]

I just hope Jerry Seinfeld doesn't try to bring it back--the way they did with that lame Will and Grace rebirth and likely the same result with the new Rosanne

[@TheMegatron673]

mine is either I Love Lucy or Married with Children

[@trollpolice]

@@bufnyfan1 Will and Grace isn't even in the same universe as Seinfeld. But Larry David has an awesome sitcom (curb you enthusiasm). If they did reboot Seinfeld it would be awesome.

[@empire0]

I like how he takes one bite, doesn't like it, then just walks away and leaves everything on the counter.

[@503945158]

That's how freeloaders behave

[@roguesheep3083]

Well, it was bush league.

[@YS-el3hm]

Kramer never takes responsibility. That's what makes him.. well, Kramer.

[@joemckim1183]

He could've just taken the sandwich over to his place gotten, then went to the store got a bottle of dijon and eat the sandwich. But he would rather waste all of that food then buy a condiment himself.

[@harizotoh7]

The charitable interpretation is that Kramer is going to to the store to buy dijon so he can eat Jerry's sandwich.

[@szqsk8]

"I really should keep more of your favorites on hand..."

[@Anthony-hu3rj]

8 years ago? your comment is like light traveling to the earth from a distant star.

[@szqsk8]

Anthony And I'm still here and still watching. Now that I'm a widow (2019) I have even more time to watch You Tube, which frankly has gone downhill since I posted that comment.

[@whitemailprivilege2830]

szqsk8 so cool that you replied 8 years later

[@szqsk8]

White Mail Privilege How could I not answer it? I thought your comment was clever and funny!

[@johnackerman2085]

Hey, I'm getting a vibe here

[@keithbrown8814]

Jerry is so quietly magnanimous....Kramer just helps himself to all of Jerry's food and Jerry just goes along with it....beautiful!!!

[@dr.cosmokramer8575]

I went to the store today and I finally got Dijon mustard, and I don't even like mustard. But if Kramer eats it, it has to be good

[@BAGAKOOS]

YO YO MA!

[@JavierRodriguez17565]

You're infringing on my right to celebrate new holidays

[@bennyfromthe72]

Of course la moutarde de Dijon is the best. If you like it, you should try la moutarde à l'ancienne ! I p

[@raykoone]

I hate it.

[@531ff]

Dr. Cosmo Kramer absolutely agreed

[@Sabu8000]

Newman on the bike is absolutely hilarious.

[@damiananguiano5295]

I havent even seen it yet but imagining that was enough to make me laugh

[@bufnyfan1]

Kramer didn't just have to pay off Jerry (for the food he mooched from his fridge)-but I'm sure he also owed Newman for legal fees for being the judge who decided in his favor in the bicycle case with Elaine (LOL!!)

[@Baghuul]

The way he walks off leaving the food there is hilarious.

[@Ginga]

"That's bush league..." I laugh every time.

[@hoarder1919]

what does that mean tho?

[@Ginga]

Of mediocre quality; second rate.

[@IRGhost0]

kramer is comedic gold.. can not imagine in a million years having a friend like that.

[@scorpiusbalthazar4327]

Kramer is absolutely right about the arrangement. There's an episode that airs backwards, so at the very "end", or really the very beginning, you see when Seinfeld moves into the apartment and meets Kramer for the first time. He literally tells Kramer that he can help himself to his apartment. He said something like "what's mine is yours." Then you can see Kramer kind of look around for a second like he's making a mental inventory of what he wants.

[@crzzymnn911]

Reminds me of when the gang is at the coffee shop and Kramer is complaining about never getting a decent sandwich and destroying Jerry's in the process LOL.

[@mellowandjello]

they give you these dodgy, misshaped meats! *Kramer flings buns, lettuce and meat in the air*

[@LB__1]

I remember that episode. It was titled the Slicer. That was when George got hired at Kruger Industrial Smoothing.

[@scorpiusbalthazar4327]

@@LB__1 Is that when Elaine had Kramer slice some meat and send it through the mail slot to feed a cat that was going to starve because of Elaine? I still remember this line from Kramer to Elaine, "I sliced some so thin you couldn't even see it." "Well how did you know you sliced it?" "I guess I just assumed."

[@nyonelove7617]

I've never seen a bad Seinfeld episode, clip, anything. Best show of all time. No wonder he's making hundreds of millions off it.

[@criztu]

Seinfeld is an Illuminati, he uses demonic powers to make you love his show.

[@Shoei6m9]

criztu So true! And now they're after me. They send bills in the names of different banks - but it's a conspiracy. As we all know. The Illiterati. Or yeah... whatever!

[@criztu]

John Toth you are completely right! they give us money to produce goods for them, that we buy from them with the money they gave us!

[@robharris5467]

So many memories: 'George is getting upset' 'The I-toilet. I thought of it' 'Yeah - that's right' (Puddey) 'What do I care? You're the one that's going to Hell' (Puddey again)

[@astroboirap]

its fucking cheesy

[@fromthehaven94]

Well, I was under the impression that I could take whatever I wanted from your fridge, and you could take whatever you wanted from mine!

[@blabla-rg7ky]

"yeah, well let me know when you have something in yours"

[@12classics39]

“Yeah, you’re right. I really should keep more of your favorites on hand.” HAHAHAHAHA

[@MunworthCrowell]

that's bush league

[@flisko123]

hey hey hey im getting a vibe here

[@brockdickens1092]

MunworthCrowell so funny

[@silverdragon710]

I was wondering what he said there!

[@kimkay118]

What does bush league mean?

[@Kromsmitesyou]

@@kimkay118 it's an old baseball phrase meaning inferior or unprofessional. Bush as in rural or out in the sticks. Bush league meaning small town baseball

[@Kruppt808]

You know the sound a can makes when open it, that's the sound of you buying the whole can of soda. Not half of it and not a half of a banana.

[@eribaldoyes3883]

Best freakin show ever! so much memories come to mind.

[@adamrust434]

I really should keep more of your favorites on hand.

[@StrangerE0ns]

I need to have a “I get whatever I want out of your fridge and you get whatever you want out of mine” arrangement with my friends.

[@fredjohnson3183]

I like how Newman does a bunch of custom work on the bike and leaves it pink lol

[@banestar]

Currently eating a turkey sandwich with dijon while watching this.

[@michaeltownley9144]

Kramer must have a fortune stashed away somewhere lol. He has no job, yet he can afford to live in Manhattan, and dress in high quality clothes. Mind you, I suppose getting most of his food from Jerry's fridge helps.

[@michaeltownley9144]

***** lol

[@ErickNation19]

and he can even afford to have a car when he has money to buy a car due to him not having a job

[@jmoriarty8000]

Remember that episode where George goes he does nothing falls ass back into money kreimer's a fantasy camp lol he's just lucky

[@tomtonka1915]

One fan theory is that he's a small time weed dealer. Makes sense really lol

[@UniteForgetLeftRight]

His clothes are old. Michael Richards bought a lot of them himself because he imagined Kramer just continuing to wear all the clothes he bought in the 60s and 70s. If you look closely you will see most of his pants are too short because he has grown since he got them.

[@frankpuma5269]

"Yeah, your right i really should keep more of your favorites on hand."

[@RIZEorDIE]

Are you unhappy with our arrangement?

[@maxfrankow1238]

0:05 that look of pure anger yet acceptance.

[@shriazhennessey6297]

Your really going to town with that turkey lol 😆😆😆😆😆

[@8002spirgnob]

Not only does he leave the sandwich but also the spit out scraps before walking away 😂

[@michaelburke7742]

This is by far the most pissed off I've seen Jerry or any other character on the show. And that's why I love this show. It was never serious and there was never a message towards the end of an episode like almost every other sitcom ever. Jokes and comedy through and through.

[@_Only_Zuul]

Michael Burke i always hated those type of sitcoms that had drama and sentimental parts with the messages at the end. "family matters" was one of the worst offenders when it comes to that lol!😃

[@ylette]

No hugging, no learning.

[@bluesummers5051]

Michael Burke I actually hated that about this show. Something bad would happen to the characters and then the episode would just end, no resolution or closure. I don’t understand why people would be bothered by a simple message or moral.

[@SundayGravy812]

Bluesummers Its a show about nothing.

[@soup6874]

It was a good break away from the average "the whole family learns a lesson" type spiel considering that a message wouldn't be needed for any of the kids to learn if there were no kids but dumbass adults fucking up day by day.

[@HSAdestroy]

That is one sweet ride!!!

[@MrLalva1]

seinfeld looks genuinely angry at the beginning.

[@TheAzurinBoyz2012]

"Your really going to town with that turkey"

[@barnaclebailey]

Elaine's curls are frizz free and perfect.

[@grawakendream8980]

i'm traumatized by this wanton disregard for food in this scene til this day

[@finbah5706]

I love how Newman always wears a G9 Harrington jacket. Uniform of the skinheads, James Dean, Daniel Craig, Jason Stratham and tons of others. A Classic!

[@gavinlamp5426]

I would flip my absolute shit if someone made a sandwich with my food and didn't eat it.

[@allisonfitzmaurice6948]

“I’m getting a vibe here.”

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

Kramer is so eccentric... everyone knows that spicy brown mustard goes best with turkey.

[@AllenHanPR]

The amount of freeloading and antics Kramer does. He has some solid/loyal friends around him. All of them them have a quirk. Jerry Wants the girls. George Wants respect. Elaine Wants to get even. Kramer wants to get rich. George, Kramer and Elaine and kinda share the trying to get even part.

[@dspsblyuth]

The show was just about mustard dude

[@TheNeverposts]

- (!)... I don't have that kind of money - Few do... (later) - Kramer sold me this bike for a cool 50

[@850iStyle]

hahahahhahahaha 'Few do...'

[@Cookieboy70]

***** hahaha, i never put those two together. Larry David a genius with the subtlety.

[@joseph_b319]

red drib that line was priceless

[@Flame304]

I thought Jerry said "if you do..." ?

[@aakoss]

That is the best episode ever! So many flash backs explaining everything (:

[@jeffreese5977]

He claims he has a big appetite, then he leaves the sandwich there, refusing to eat it.

[@dspsblyuth]

He didn’t have the proper mustard. Did you even watch the clip?

[@jaysmith6013]

That’s the first time Jerry has ever been bothered with Kramer’s free loading

[@scorpiusbalthazar4327]

Nah, he's always bothered by it, it's just one of the rare times he actually looks mad about it. He's always got some snide comment he makes to Kramer who then thinks he meant what he just said and took it seriously instead of the joke it was meant to be.

[@2020-g8s]

Jerry:”Yeah you’re right. I should keep more of your favorites on hand.” 😭 😂

[@JohnAckerman31]

Kramer: “Hey, I’m getting a vibe here. What are you unhappy with our arrangement”?

[@frankiegee6135]

“You’re really going to town on that turkey there”

[@yellowblanka6058]

"I got a BIG appetite!"

[@TheMafrand]

33 people are unhappy with our arrangement

[@elshpen]

Looks just like Phoebe's bike from Friends.

[@chunkymilk]

thanks for leaving in the part at the end that has nothing to do with the title of the video.

[@chrisnorris2076]

I love everytime Kramer eats something he doesn't like, he spits it out on the same pile of food. Hilarious.

[@dreadmez]

"But Baby this is One Sweet Ride"

[@850iStyle]

the best

[@mtw251]

I just ordered a turkey club on Seamless because of this scene. Inception is real.

[@LizardCane]

Elaine doesnt like seeing ppl happy. Goerge now Newman

[@fouyuck89]

In his defense Dijon is way superior to regular mustard

[@dspsblyuth]

The only other acceptable kind is a chunky German mustard

[@toms4442]

Hey hey hey I'm getting a Vibe here...

[@shevetlevi2821]

0:45 "What are you unhappy with our arrangement?" Another good one: Newman in the flaming mail truck: "Oh the humanity..."

[@Iunio92]

newman saying "gangway" is severely underrated

[@utetopia1620]

When Jerry moved in, he did say to Kramer "Whats mine is yours"

[@Fakename70]

That’s true

[@gullybop1695]

"I was under the impression......." LOL!!!

[@Contagion1978]

Very super nice Kramer 👍🏻🥪!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@NLFitnessContent]

A sandwich with a nice peace of meat, sallad and Dijon is heaven food. I get Kramer that you can’t eat without Dijon

[@beemacen6382]

I say bring it back Jerry..how about an old version of us who watched the show regularly 🙃😳😁✌️

[@dspsblyuth]

Yeah that’s worked out so well for other classic sitcoms

[@RedClaws519]

"hey hey i am getting a vibe here" LMAO

[@jacobleb420]

Did anyone notice that Newman said he upgraded the bike with heavy duty shocks, yet you can clearly see it doesn't have shocks? lol

[@Gohan-chan]

Docter Zaius Actually he put one on the top between the seat post and the handlebars. You can see when Kramer rides it through Jerry's house that it wasn't there before. There's also shocks on the front tires, but you can't really see them because the video is center-cropped to wide-screen.

[@nomadben]

Also, solid tires? I'm pretty sure those haven't been used on a bicycle since 1899 lol

[@_Only_Zuul]

Docter Zaius the bike needed special modifications for all the extra weight ☺

[@DarkGodSeti]

Nope, there are new solid tires being developed by a few companies now.

[@sergiotl7378]

Chad M Great song.

[@shnoogums1]

What this yellow stuff? No I said mustard jerry. Dijon

[@RIZEorDIE]

your really goin to town on that turkey.

[@ammurch1]

Kim House hik

[@opiet8081]

It's on the door.

[@SundayGravy812]

Hes got a big appetite

[@coolguy02536]

heyeyeyeyewawawawa what are you just gonna leave it there? that's like half a pound of turkey!

[@seanmbturner]

Doesn't get any better than this!

[@llaurita2]

Ohhhhhh Lordy!!!!! Look out for that Kramer!!!!! He’s CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!!!!!!!!!! Oh, good gravy the writers on this show are SOOOO the awesomest!!!!!!!!

[@Neoquaker1]

Im eating a sandwich with Dijon mustard right now and Kramers right, makes a huge difference.

[@skymanross]

Love how theres a gallon carton of yoo-hoo in the fridge

[@marcbelo7301]

If you look up mooch in the dictionary you will have Kramers picture right next to it.

[@MajorCulturalDivide]

First time I heard it I thought he said "That's bush meat".

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

MajorCulturalDivide That's funnier than the script!

[@raymondrose6596]

@@hxhdfjifzirstc894 its funny

[@larryseweed3807]

He said bush league - being of an inferior

[@stuarthecht8196]

Love the "arrangement"

[@Zeithri]

Damn you Kramer for making Dijon Mustard sound good, despite that I don't like Mustard at all.

[@marcaurele8059]

+Dejan Sitas What does your name have to do with it?

[@marcaurele8059]

***** ok!!! :) I live in Dijon. You know, your name phonetically means "some people" in french.

[@SamuraiMorshu]

+Zeithri I've found mustard to be a good compliment condiment, it goes nicely with mayo or ketchup.

[@drServitis]

You don't like mustard???! I eat mustard on bread, nothing else. Love mustard!

[@youfoundisaac]

Zeithri going back to the op, if all you've had is the bright yellow stuff you should give Dijon a try. It taste different

[@tommyt1971]

"Ok Hobo Joe."

[@zanem3377]

what, this yellow stuff?

[@PalmBaiReader]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@princedarius7224]

"Hello NNNewman"

[@opticalmixing23]

Wayne Knight was great in these

[@MrMaddox57]

Greatest comedy EVER😂😂😂❤️

[@fatmayo2293]

That look on Newman's face when the clip ends.

[@frostybootyo]

Cosmo Kramer vs Alan Harper- Ultimate Mooch Showdown.

[@frostybootyo]

Referee by Penny from The Big Bang Theory

[@hyacinthbucket5062]

+Austin Agar Alan Harper is much worse,at least Kramer has his own place

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

Frosty so funny, I was just talking about Allan tonight at dinner, about how he goes to the bathroom when the check comes

[@Jgm-gm9wi]

I’d take Kramer over Alan. At least Kramer leaves from time to time.

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

John Moffett , absolutely. Kramer only mooches food

[@nickmordo]

Hey hey, I'm getting a vibe here

[@brynjones6519]

i want that jersey newman wears all the time

[@DancingSpiderman]

Newman didn't die in Jurassic Park... he just got eeten.

[@dreadmez]

Totally agree.. A sandwich is not a sandwich without Dijon mustard

[@jessiejames7492]

jerrys house is like a store. they all come in to eat and take whatever they want..

[@drServitis]

That would be more like a free soup kitchen and mission where they give things out for free than a store, right, lol?

[@planetX15]

I don't think he wants the Soup Nazi inside though.

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

jessie james yet I've never seen Jerry cook....

[@robinjbr]

this is one sweet ride

[@DocRunaway]

The bike riding has worked just fine!

[@BassAckwards2020]

Only Newman can turn a 50.00 bike to a 1000.00 dollar bike 🤣

[@EvanG529]

Neither can I, Kramer, neither can I.

[@Tony19C]

Didn't you know?? Newman's immortal.

[@Steel-101]

I’m the same way with a Reuben sandwich 🥪. I can’t have it without Thousand Island

[@noteimporta2880]

I can't eat a sandwich without mayonnaise

[@dspsblyuth]

Even if it’s a grilled cheese?

[@noteimporta2880]

@@dspsblyuth 😄 well maybe ill make an exception

[@PS-Straya_M8]

LOL Jerry's weekly food bill 😁

[@PETERJOHN101]

"I'm gettin' a vibe here."

[@SIimeria]

I can't even read this subtitle without grinning.

[@scottscage6409]

Pardon me, have you any Grey Poupon? Man, have you gone insane? Around here we only use Dijon! 🤣🤣🤣🤣