Elaine Goes On A Blind Date | The Wink | Seinfeld

"The question is, would you rather date the blind or the deaf?"
From Seinfeld Season 7 Episode 4 'The Wink': Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Elaine Goes On A Blind Date | The Wink | Seinfeld
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[@eleven57icare]

"I think she'd figure it out soon enough." Great Elaine line!!!

[@kurtisseid8361]

Like the blind lady Jennifer on 30 Rock.

[@sealswimswim354]

I’ll admit that an attractive voice is a plus, not everything, maybe not even needed, but it does help the impression.

[@Drfresh1402]

No way I could marry someone without an attractive voice.

[@Iowrider714]

"Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's a leper colony down there-!!!"

[@eduardo_corrochio]

"Thanks for mutton." My favorite line in this one.

[@NCIR721flyover]

My butcher and i talk about that while we're chewing the fat.

[@vinsvids1]

​​@@NCIR721flyover Elaine: "No, because I slept with my back to him" 🙄

[@eleven57icare]

"I think she'd figure it out soon enough" Great Elaine line!

[@IsoscelesKramer]

I think I would have remembered Memma!

[@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward]

👍🏼🎶

[@raddastronaut]

I think she’s figure it out someday. 😂😂

[@catherinecatlover]

Her blind date is cute and nice.

[@sstills951]

So am I.

[@DarthWill3]

Those dogs sure like to gossip, don't they? 🤣

[@billyjudd3326]

Nah, they just don't like Elaine.

[@12classics39]

“You’re going by sound? What are we, whales?”

[@rjathar]

Only George can turn a handicap into an opportunity to aim even lower :)

[@keithbannister9271]

Yeah, George is fantastic!!!!

[@Tripp393]

I think she'd figure it out soon enough.

[@gonzaleandro]

Elaine: "I appreciate your calls" James: "you saying what I think you're saying?" Elaine: "I didn't say mutton"

[@damiancampbell]

September 30 1997

[@keithbannister9271]

Although George is my favorite character, I mainly watched the show because of my T.V. crush on Elaine! 🥰🥰🥰 😂😂😂😊

[@nocturnalrecluse1216]

Now that's what I call the friend zone.

[@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward]

👍🏼❤

[@jackalthereefer]

"Now you're off on a topic" I say this one all the time😅

[@andrasszabo1570]

What's the deal with being off on a topic?

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

@@andrasszabo1570

[@rjathar]

Imagine auditioning for the part of having a foot in your face 😂

[@AbrasiousProductions]

I'd willing audition for that😛💕 I wouldn't even need to be paid, the feet are payment enough ~~

[@Shadi2]

Foot fetish guys lining up a mile long.

[@rjathar]

@@Shadi2 😆

[@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward]

@@rjathar 👍🏼🇺🇲

[@AbrasiousProductions]

@@Shadi2 yup, we are :)

[@00Kuja00]

Missed the funny joke about sleeping head to toe.... ^^*

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

Thanks for Mutton!!!

[@abrvalg321]

Imagine if a girl you are dating comes to your home because "she's being chased by dogs off the street" but then offers this bullshit.

[@hymns4ever197]

It's like 10 dates in one shot!

[@alexmapp5444]

I love this scene!

[@QuentrixMovies]

Elaine has the worst luck with dogs 😂

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

Those dogs probably heard how she tried to kidnap that other dog 😆

[@willc5723]

Word probably gets around in the dog community their barks might be gossip to one another

[@renaissance18]

this is me when someone scares me from behind at 3:45 LOL

[@rjathar]

Phew!!! (pretends to wipe her forehead) Anyone who's been on a blind date can relate 😆

[@EyedMite]

I know some of you clicked on this because of the thumbnail.

[@BroganLove-u2p]

I didn’t

[@crypastesomemore8348]

I know some of you post obvious comments in the KZbin comment section.

[@BroganLove-u2p]

@@crypastesomemore8348 what?

[@AbrasiousProductions]

your damn right I did

[@EyedMite]

@@AbrasiousProductionshow would you rate them?

[@NCIR721flyover]

That salad's got nuttin on this mutton.

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

That's so funny! Did you come up with that yourself?

[@erronblack1]

4:25 Lucky guy.

[@gaylordmswagger2523]

Faxx😊

[@maryjohnson4189nnkb]

Funniest shows ever!! Elanie was my favorite

[@roydavis5613]

@maryjohnson4189nnkb Agreed !!

[@watermelonlover745]

She's so frickin hilarious 😂

[@johncole273]

You the wake up guy

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

2:35 ..she loves dogs lol

[@jasperbooth6383]

The thumbnail got me ❤

[@nikosniper30]

This episode and the sauna episode are some of my favourites for obvious reasons 😅

[@Jerry-oo5vj]

Fr her feet are perfect

[@AbrasiousProductions]

I know exactly what you mean, I wish the show lingered on her feet for about 5 minutes, sure everyone else would be like "why are they focusing on her feet?!" but we'd be more than satisfied ;3

[@danielwol9414]

@@AbrasiousProductions elainea feet are every man's dream

[@affys7843]

That hand looks fake around 4:47

[@shaunbarnett2972]

Elaine was always super hot and funny too!

[@steverogers7601]

When she let go of that old “hair crown” hairdo and started wearing her hair down was when she entered a new phase of hotness.

[@redacted2275]

You people are creepy... ironically, many of Elaine's love interests are creepy guys chasing her.

[@steverogers7601]

@@redacted2275 nice trolling lol this is a good troll comment Lmao I love it!

[@stevensuarez4843]

Please I'm begging you, put the air conditioner on.😊

[@backfru]

Definitely Once she changed her hair, damn she was absolutely smokin

[@hymns4ever197]

This was a great episode! Something stinks to, hi Holly.

[@jonathanmyers2867]

Jerry: I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date. Elaine: I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking. Jerry: You're going by sound? What are we, whales? Elaine: I think I can tell. Jerry: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking? Elaine: 25%. Jerry: 25%? No way! It's like 4 to 6%. It's a 20 to 1 shot. Elaine: You're way off. Jerry: Way off? Elaine: Yeah. Jerry: Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there. Elaine: So basically what you're saying is 95% of the population is undateable? Jerry: UNDATEABLE!! Elaine: Then how are all these people getting together? Jerry: Alcohol.

[@00Kuja00]

This is for the deaf?

[@redacted2275]

​@@00Kuja00I really want to believe it's a bot programmed to do transcripts and not a real person copying and pasting this.

[@00Kuja00]

@@redacted2275 Not much surprise me anymore regarding ppl. :P

[@fromthehaven94]

It's been more than five years since the message boards of IMDB were unceremoniously removed. I loved that bit of dialougue being repeated in the comment section here.

[@BroganLove-u2p]

Lol the thumbnail changed

[@piyasamanna6589]

Those dogs are destroying the pillows in Jerry's apartment.

[@nicolelewis6312]

A sponge - yikes! This was definitely the 90s.😂

[@danthemankhan]

I don't get it. Sponges still exist.

[@piyasamanna6589]

Those dogs are destroying the couch.

[@aj1800]

I'd rather go out on a deaf date than a blind date😂😂 but I'd rather date the deaf than the blind. I'm like Jerry the blind would be a little messy 🤣🤣

[@sitdowndogbreath]

Deaf women are very cliques oriented and catty. Blind people are clingy and morally compromised and unsatisfied no matter what you do You will get tired

[@kev3d]

@@sitdowndogbreath Morally compromised ? Is that why I always read about all those blind bank robbers, kidnappers, and drug runners?

[@sitdowndogbreath]

@@kev3d Go ahead Go play social worker with these people see what happens to your moral compass

[@Aishao-c5c]

I don’t know what blind people you are dealing with but I am a blind person and my house is very clean. I keep it extremely clean because of the stereotypes that exist around blind people. Also, I am not clingy, morally compromised, or any of this sort.

[@kennybegeske8824]

I'm Not Blind And I'm No Date

[@alexanderhikel2350]

Dogs always know when people aren’t dog people Elaine

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

I can't stand pointless barking either, and i have 2!

[@EbonyCoulter6723]

😂😂😂😂

[@lizijian1212]

Am I the only person who hears Larry David talking here?

[@BonnerDoemling]

Well, Jerry has dated the deaf

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

It might have belonged to gramma mimma!

[@KateBravi1964]

😂

[@alvaroprieto2092]

4:21

[@williamschlenger1518]

My dogs come before women 😊

[@jkd1381]

Lol!!! I'm Laughing Because This Is SO TRUE!!!! Animals Are ALWAYS Loyal, & Love UNCONDITIONALLY!!! ❤❤❤

[@shonda79able]

​@@jkd1381until they turn on you.

[@mobus1603]

@@Sp33dRaceYup. Whatever helps them sleep at night.

[@edenarchive4150]

@@Sp33dRace Dogs are cheaper to care for, appreciate you, smarter, and more honest. If you need a woman for anything you can just hire an escort. That's also a cheaper and more honest relationship.

[@allanramusiewicz996]

@@jkd1381 YES 🐶♥️♥️♥️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@Jayfive276]

Thirsty Elaine is Best Elaine.

[@metal87power]

that was a job??

[@李小龍-w4o]

"No, I'm not one of these." (Seinfeld)

[@fromthehaven94]

Just a salad... Just a salad... Just a salad

[@aronkelley8634]

Wonder what Kramer’s opinion was? Blind or deaf? 😂

[@squaretriangle9208]

Both

[@rickmays797]

!,,, what are we whales .... lol

[@caseybanter]

What's on Elaines toe? Is that jewelry or a bandage??

[@PeteFstuff]

Elaine has cute feet

[@schmarpsywinkleurnklabean659]

Elaine is hot except for her snobbiness.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

I know right

[@chriskrausesmovie]

ok wierdo

[@AbrasiousProductions]

@@chriskrausesmovie I'm not ashamed of who I am..

[@melanieparker]

I'm into feet too but my hubby isn't. He won't let me put my feet on his face.

[@melanieparker]

I wish I could do that with my husband at 1:22 but he won't let me.

[@watutman]

I have a dream, of a dog-free world.

[@doloresstrong2198]

Elaine will say anything to be with a guy she loves dogs not

[@sicknado]

Everybody like mutton?

[@sriramkuravi]

Mmm Mutton. Hope you didn’t cut the fat off

[@pandam9638]

This is some fine mutten Thanks for mutten

[@TheFailedmessiah]

I always felt that he should have kicked her back in the face lol.

[@hexlemorte5201]

Giggty

[@adwhocares9366]

[@GAGMEFUNVIDEOS]

Elaine is a bully

[@melanieparker]

I agree.

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

Beautiful woman get to be a bully sometimes