George Lies To Susan To Meet Marisa Tomei | The Cadillac | Seinfeld

"So George, what does Art Vandelay export?"
From From Seinfeld Season 7 Episode 15, 'The Cadillac (Part 2)': Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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George Lies To Susan To Meet Marisa Tomei | The Cadillac | Seinfeld
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[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

I love how George encountered every pitfall that comes from being married just during his engagement! 😂

[@torpedohippo8493]

Everyone would take the risk for Tomei

[@trueblade3636]

@@torpedohippo8493 well George could just not say he is engaged, and if Tomei was still actually interested in George after like 3 dates, George could just blew off the marriage

[@watchreport]

@@trueblade3636of course. But that wouldn’t be funny and of course, nothing is supposed to work out well for George, at least for not any length of time.

[@everett79]

Man, Kramer's speech against marriage trancends film. A real person talking about the standard 'pitfalls' of being married. 🤣

[@art-fw7ci]

​@@everett79in this same episode?

[@noddy1414]

Loved how Elaine laughed her head off for 12 seconds at Susan thinking that George was having an affair with her 🤣

[@mikekillagreen9432]

😂😂😂

[@smithmeister]

"I mean who'd want to sleep with-..."

[@PleasantlyDisturbing]

They dont even slap him.. They PUNCH. The punches crack me up 😂

[@XFS540]

When he calls her after Susan dies 🤣

[@steverogers7601]

He’s such a little weasel 😂

[@aaronloi]

Decades later george will be heart broken upon hearing the news about green goblin killed aunt may

[@naeemmurgam507]

😂😂😂

[@rosario508]

Susan would have made a great lawyer. Her cross-examining skills are truly on point

[@dopedrums]

or be in jail for domestic abuse, pick one 🤷🏻‍♂

[@rosario508]

@@dopedrums I don’t get it

[@jrporter50]

@@dopedrums what? Lol weird statement. Elaborate...

[@dopedrums]

@@jrporter50 Maybe you missed the fact that she pretty much decked George? Contrary to popular belief, that's illegal and slammer time.

[@jrporter50]

@@dopedrums 👌 not in my world lol you got to run when they get to swinging lol them wahmans can get crazed

[@FOXZILLA5734]

The fact George even tried to get with Marisa Tomei even though he was engaged just shows how much of a horrible person he is and it's freaking hallarious 🤣

[@cqrql]

And he also tried to call Marisa Tomei right after Susan died, I mean damn George

[@nathanclairoux8938]

Nah George is the biggest menace to society and he needs to be stopped. It’s funny because jerry literally does nothing to stop it

[@angeleyeszarai]

While telling manure jokes 😆

[@rohitchaoji]

@@nathanclairoux8938 That's because he's just like him, only successful

[@TheFoyer13]

It's a joke show guys it's supposed to be funny. George always had this huge crush on tomei, it was one of the running gags. These comments...

[@allykatt1849]

I love Elaine's friendship loyalty to George.

[@TheLivewire18]

You just got to know the code to the vault. 🍻

[@braxton298]

We could all use a friend like that

[@weho_brian]

WORLDS ARE COLLIDING

[@VCMarcelo]

Loyal to George, but accomplice of dishonesty and betrayal

[@briancox9357]

The two of them are similar in some ways

[@Danko_Sekulic]

He could just have been honest about it and break off the engagement BEFORE dating Marisa, but then that would not be our George !

[@lailas.3205]

Oh, George... that's just his way 😅

[@voiciray]

he wouldn't have had a fallback 😂

[@XFS540]

George definitely wanted to “focus on the importing” with Marisa.

[@dopedrums]

And her biological clock wanted to focus on the exporting.

[@steverogers7601]

@@dopedrums the way importing and exporting are used in these jokes…I enjoy understanding.

[@TTT-gu4kg]

I think he wanted to export and she wanted the import

[@gpower9572]

Art Vanderlay What does he import and export Um Art. He's an art dealer.

[@danielgreenleaf]

Art Van Delay, America’s favorite Oligarch!

[@QuadMochaMatti]

Other than one H.E. Pennypacker, wealthy industrialist, philanthropist and bicyclist, who buys and sells men like himself every day.

[@amfe52]

​@@QuadMochaMattihe is busy building roller-coasters in Machu Pichu

[@angeleyeszarai]

What George SHOULD have done is just tell Susan he had to help Kramer with something..... I promise she would've asked far less questions 🤣

[@nthgth]

Or instead of "matches" just say "idk" or "who remembers - it wasn't relevant to the issue."

[@sheffrudytke1086]

She really looks like a lilly

[@deirdre108]

Elaine's face when laughing when Susan asks her if she is having an affair with George is just sublime.

[@LiberatingReality]

I love that they don't slap him, but actually closed fist sock him in the face lol

[@ghostdogzx-1474]

Only George could get himself punched in the face by two women. You gotta love this show. 🤣🤣🤣

[@benjaminfitzgerald7011]

​​@@ghostdogzx-1474 two beautiful women on the same day lmao

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

"He wants to focus just on the importing... " 😅👍🏽

[@attyla2926]

George is funny always with Art Vandelay. It became an obsesion for him this name.😅

[@billblaski9523]

Lol it's so hilarious, why doesn't George just tell Susan he's going to Jerry's like usual

[@beani24329]

He was in Florida with the Cadillac and Saturday was his day for Susan. But it was an awful story. Elaine’s was better.

[@MrTotalluck]

Because when your partner catches you on the brink of success you just panic and your mind starts imaging she knows everything.

[@billblaski9523]

@@beani24329 oh yeah that's right

[@toastnjam7384]

What made this funny is George previously went over his alibi with Elaine which she thought was dumb and not necessary.

[@whatsinname5683]

0:58 how george changes his expression is pure gold

[@moneymikz]

That’s gold Georgy…pure gold

[@whatsinname5683]

😂

[@PGVideos4222]

that only person laughing after that lol

[@whatsinname5683]

I think it was Larry David who was laughing

[@renaissance18]

George getting punch by Marisa Tomei is pure perfect at 2:12 LOL

[@LiamB1997]

Ouch!

[@JaegarLourdesHeathman]

If you close your eyes, you can picture Brie Blackburn (the Wild Thornberrys movie) punching Hugo (the hunchback of Notre Dame)

[@garykunsman448]

Elaine looked so good here.

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

George starting up the ma-newer conversation with Marissa Tomei!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Deira854]

That is Larry David idea for sure

[@moneymikz]

Every opening has a different bass rife but they’re all instantly recognizable…brilliant

[@avi2125]

Susan is like Columbo...Just one more thing...plus that overcoat...😂

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

George was more honest with Marisa in 5 minutes than his whole relationship with Susan

[@SkiKoala]

I'm.... "sorta" engaged... haha

[@thunderking8925]

Jason buried her causing her to be written off.

[@Cerdo_asqueroso]

Susan was a perfect woman, didn't deserve none of this. Anyway, the irony is what makes this series humor so good.

[@bossfan49]

Of course she didn't deserve this. That's why she's allowed to sock George one on the jaw, but she's not perfect. Come on.

[@Cerdo_asqueroso]

@@bossfan49 Of course she is not perfect. What I tried to say is that if I were George I would not exchange her for anyone else.

[@josefinebliss2801]

@@Cerdo_asqueroso Well both George and Jerry was constantly being unhappy with women way out of their leauge both lookswise and personalitywise lol

[@dansherwood9851]

George certainly out of his league, but Jerry? Nah.

[@ebisu8824]

@@Cerdo_asqueroso 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@I974.UK.LONDON]

Susan is totally gorgeous

[@ghostdogzx-1474]

Isn’t she though. 😍

[@smithmeister]

She'd be way too good for a George in real life 😂

[@sakabula2357]

So is Marissa...

[@leadinglady046]

Bit random but I love what Elaine is wearing in this episode. For once they put her in something that isnt baggy!

[@fakename6658]

Youre not half bad yourself. Are you jewish?

[@JiveDadson]

She was pregnant IRL in a bunch of the episodes.

[@ghostdogzx-1474]

@@fakename6658🤣🤣🤣

[@jd0879]

@@JiveDadsonShe wasn’t pregnant for the majority of the series and they always had her in male clothes

[@christophermccoy5724]

Elaine: chips... Diapers... George: matches.. really long matches

[@profitcs8506]

Potato. Some corn.

[@frankdayton731]

Well you would need the matches after "exporting" the corn chips! That all depends on the diapers making more than a full return on investment.

[@sustainfem]

@@frankdayton731 Lol!!

[@Aivottaja]

The first thing that came to my mind seeing George talk to Marisa Tomei was that he was daydreaming.

[@shareofmoney]

What's with George and Art Vandelay? Lol😅😅😅😅

[@steverogers7601]

There are some women who will find that “ma-nure” conversation stupid and a waste of time, and they’d be right. But if you find a girl who comes across like Marisa Tomei in this scene, who is engaged and interested in that kind of conversation, then go for it! Make a move! All signs point to yes! She was interested in that dumb nonsense because she was genuinely interested in George himself.

[@bjornalm9950]

"You think Im doing material here?" No problem lying there😂

[@bossfan49]

No kidding.

[@jrporter50]

It's not bad lol

[@sunkintree]

Unfortunately, you cant count on dating Marisa Tomei. You gotta have some other lines

[@JaegarLourdesHeathman]

One for the money 2:13 two for the show 4:56

[@c0mputer]

This is when you say, “I don’t know.”

[@memoryhero]

If Art VanDalay and Art Corvalay ever get together, the world is in trouble.

[@nthgth]

One an architect, the other a marine biologist

[@taxidancing87]

2:35 Elaine's so mean 😆😆😆

[@PokeBowl82]

".. matches, really long matches" 😂

[@nybsbfan18]

George gets punched twice in 1 episode... 😆

[@whatsinname5683]

Basically every sitcom is a romantic comedy Not seinfeld

[@snappycattimesten]

Don’t understand why couples play these games. Just leave Susan, don’t go asking gotcha questions.

[@AllyOJustice]

He wanted to but then she said that all of her friends warned her he wasn't good for her, and since George can never just take a L and admit someone else is right, he put both of them through this mess and one of them in the ground.

[@Lucky-ei6yh]

Makes sense in real life, but it wouldn't have made for a very funny episode.

[@billblaski9523]

What does he import? Chips. Potato, some corn. And what does he export? Diapers. Lmao just so random

[@joelluongo7419]

I love how she says " diapers ". Cracks me up every time!

[@averageskyfatherworshipper9342]

I love how natural that first scene is

[@fergus247]

This isnt your ordinary sitcom

[@jasonreid9267]

None of Jerry's girlfriends ever had anything on George's near miss.

[@bossfan49]

Who is the "near miss", Susan, or Marissa Tomei?

[@JSC178]

Jerry to George: “Weave your web, liar-man!”

[@rhys2040]

George knows how lame the lie is but he still goes with it 😂😂😂. Contanza knows a good lie!

[@gu9838]

all he had to do was say he was gonna meet jerry lol

[@huskerdee1431]

I think Jerry was in Florida for this episode

[@gu9838]

dammit jerry! what about kramer? no kramer would have blabbed the truth by mistake lol @@huskerdee1431

[@diegospimenta]

The way Elaine laughs is awesome

[@LayonM]

*(**0:58**)* Chicken laughs. 🐔😆

[@james2494]

What does he export. Diapers😂

[@maryjohnson4189nnkb]

George deserved that one 😂

[@Hot80s]

Two

[@sakabula2357]

Elaine's laugh just cracks me up..

[@rjathar]

Perfect illustration of less is better... The more someone talks, the more likely they are to put their foot in their mouth

[@nthgth]

You'd think an experienced liar like George would've known better!

[@ABCEasyas--]

This is the episode that I can’t watch on my DVD set. It got scratched up, so I’m glad to see this uploaded

[@phinsupwinsy5359]

Whats a dvd

[@MrLyosea]

@@phinsupwinsy5359 LOL!

[@beani24329]

Well Marissa, you see the thing is, I’m sort of engaged.

[@vanrajsindha9918]

In less than 6 minutes George got hit twice !!!!!!

[@rcnelson]

Imagine being jealous of a shlump like George. But he gives hope to every lumpenhombre out there.

[@joelluongo7419]

" chips and diapers "... they're sooooooo screwed! Lol!

[@vernefits1953]

Marisa is so pretty

[@AlanCheng-u5d]

1:42 So this is where they got the line in Meet Black Joe! 😮

[@stanley-fghijk441]

Art Vandalay is the unspoken hero of the show.

[@GallantSector]

“Matches. Long matches” 😂😂😂

[@benjamintribe4652]

Based on the ending I take it George never got Elaine's message but in any event Elaine is a true friend to cover George's antics!!👊😆😂🤣💯

[@iloveprowrestling]

I get what George was trying to do. He was pre-ordering Aunt May!

[@daniglover3871]

marisa tome 😍😍

[@yasho.]

more punches...he needed more.

[@Kruppt808]

all he had to do is say i gotta go see my parents, pick up something at the store, work thing, go to Jerry like he does a million times a week..... its like he wants to get caught by a woman he doesn't even like.

[@Ivan_Nano]

Why would he go to Jerry’s? If he would want to go to Jerry’s, he’d make up some other place to go, and then go see Jerr… Jerry.

[@travisdonaldstanley6420]

I always thought Suzan was great wife potential. Loyal. Very Loyal. She would have made me a happy pappy.

[@OscarMartinez-fu6jn]

I just watched this episode for the first time 2 weeks ago and was dying every second of his downfall

[@stevepaul6955]

George gets punched out by Susan and Marisa Tomei. Sweet justice.

[@davidb2806]

I love how George went through a whole 12 year marriage and didnt even get married

[@BowieZ]

"Wait a minute, I thought that Art wanted to give up the exporting...?" 🧐

[@aaronloi]

Decades later george will be heart broken upon hearing the news about green goblin killed aunt may

[@wickedcapedkid]

I hear duck man whenever I hear Jason Alexander and it’s even funnier.

[@56samilam]

Elaine is a true bro.

[@NoellaScott]

So many episodes would have been undone by cell phones lol

[@anevabay9771]

The amazing collaboration from afar between George and Elaine in this episode makes me think that they could have had a a few good dates if they had tried

[@pastranita3894]

Matches... Long matches

[@wryandwatchful]

At least she wasn’t dating Bob Sacamano.

[@Cardlimits]

meeting a celebrity is always cool, especially one that could be into you, but too late means too late.

[@empirejeff]

Just say that you are going to meet Marisa Tomei.

[@RIUUI007]

Julia was at her finest here imo

[@irighterotica]

Susan saw right through him.

[@HankAaronJoseph19]

I notice you threw stocky in there

[@BennettAustin7]

I’m ya know “engaged”

[@datasun1]

This is what should call "friends"

[@georgiasmith64]

Just the other day while getting the run around with an auto mechanic, I was in thinking of Ms Tomay in My Cousin Vinny's knowledge etc

[@davidgalinat4257]

Did you call him a "grease monkey?"

[@georgiasmith64]

​@@davidgalinat4257 Nooo, I rolled my eyes,while tightening my grasp on my purse......ohhh, the David Puddy reference....😃

[@sirjohnmara]

"Buick Skyy-laaak"

[@davidgalinat4257]

@@georgiasmith64 High five!

[@peacefulmaroon]

Elaine is the homie though. Susan should become a detective.

[@Nick-NY]

I just watched this one last night.

[@alexmapp5444]

I love this scene!

[@stanley-fghijk441]

Elaine is a great friend.

[@niltonb.1610]

It's not a lie, if you believe it. So, George shouldn't tell Marisa his personal status, you know? After all would be a loooooong road till the point Marisa would become a real option. Damn fool!

[@joelluongo7419]

How they conspire to deceive Susan is hilarious! The exporting/importing vs importing/exporting and how they get the scheme mixed up.

[@joelluongo7419]

Yeah! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dayvioncarter2246]

4:56 ouch 😂😆

[@dayvioncarter2246]

2:13

[@gabrielcanejo187]

I JUST Watched the video of Jerry staking out the lawfirm, the Birthplace of Art Vanderley! Now his Legend goes on

[@smithmeister]

Someone needs to write a meta fanfic in which Art Vandelay hooks up with Regina Phalange.

[@peteradahl5147]

Great episode 😅

[@rjathar]

Ma-newer!

[@lagarde2011]

I miss barn jackets.