The best just keep getting better! I would never try this in bed. If I spilled any fish juice, I would just have to lie to my wife and tell her that it was all the prostitute's fault, and it definitely wasn't me.
@SlowJabroni3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don't recommend it for everyone - but I have a reputation in my household for eating very cleanly. I can eat a chipotle burrito without dropping a single grain. 🤵.
@billyannecrews6651 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Kamunchu9 ай бұрын
Black magic@@SlowJabroni
@GameConnoisseur692 ай бұрын
good lord matthew!
@jaeff43 жыл бұрын
Patagonia is having a sale on these, mackerel, and salmon on their website right now for those who can't find these on shelf. Love the can opening sound effects. Cheers 'dine dudes
@tarawalker71933 жыл бұрын
As soon as you said they were filter-feeders, the first thing that came to mind was Spongebob! Haha!
@jmgarza12883 жыл бұрын
Tried sardines for the first time today in my 32 years of life. Im hooked
@SlowJabroni3 жыл бұрын
They're addicting!
@openroadone40193 жыл бұрын
Great video!!! I think you should take your muscles and enjoy some in the great outdoors.Your Super Bowl reference was smooth.Go Bucs!!
@madmex65263 жыл бұрын
These mussel tins are top notch and I buy direct from Patagonia. Before these, nearly all mussel tins I found came in an escabeche/vinegary sauce, which I like. But Patagonia is a new level. The packaging is great too.
@user-yk6nj7lp8j2 жыл бұрын
Awesome! I saw them at Fresh Market yesterday and got the Lemon Herb one. Looks like the winner here was the Smoked one! I’m gonna have mine now!
@SlowJabroni2 жыл бұрын
Fresh Market is so nice, I really miss it since moving north!
@crybabychrononaut Жыл бұрын
Lol. That intro 😂
@Proudathiest13 жыл бұрын
Just joined the channel today. Love it already. The semi monotone speaking works w very few people in very few situations . You pull it off brilliantly. I’ve only watched one vid so maybe I’m getting ahead of myself here .
@SlowJabroni3 жыл бұрын
🙇♂️Thanks so much! I stayed away from KZbin for a long time because I thought I was too boring, but I recently learned from Matt that you CAN be a monotone dude on KZbin - if you prop it up with good tone and production value. Now I'm free to mumble to the whole world!
@Proudathiest13 жыл бұрын
@@SlowJabroni yeah nothing boring about you at all. Your show is magnificent! A joy to watch every single episode . Now you got me interested in this sausage show. But I’m binge on your show first then check it out a bit more
@Rudothing3 жыл бұрын
You're my new favorite youtuber
@cody113400 Жыл бұрын
I feel like going to wholefoods and getting a bunch of mussels and sardines now lol😂
@pinkpanther22622 жыл бұрын
muscles also burrow in the sand. I remember as a child me and my dad would go the beach and walk with a shovel and bucket. and as you walked along the waterline they would squirt a stream into the air and we would dig it out. My dog also would dig when he seen them squirt lol I miss the east coast!!!!
@gunnerair93753 жыл бұрын
That's a great idea over pasta 😎
@HuskerLoon3 жыл бұрын
More canned goodness to order! Nice video!
@WestonSugg3 жыл бұрын
Their sofrito mussels are the bomb diggity!
@Phresh1jty2 жыл бұрын
You got muscle’d! Haha
@bj1111213 жыл бұрын
You look like your really enjoying these. Did you save any for your cat? Great video!
@HuskerLoon2 жыл бұрын
Look delish!
@TheBushDownTheStreet Жыл бұрын
Just crushed some sofritos. I feel like there are less muscles in the can due to all of the accoutrement.
@uberaustin7773 жыл бұрын
Omg, my wife would kill me if I did anything like this in the bed. It’s hard enough eating sardines in the kitchen without her giving me a hard time, lol. Never had mussels but I’m going to give them a try now!
@uberaustin7773 жыл бұрын
@slowjabroni I went out and bought these exact same mussels at Whole Foods and decided to try the smoked ones first. Wow! They are good! Have never had them before. They tasted like cheese tortellini almost. Thanks for getting me to try something new!
@SensoryOssuary3 жыл бұрын
that's a dangerous game, teetering mussel juice over your comforter. I speak from experience
@SlowJabroni3 жыл бұрын
Hey, sometimes you gotta life life on the edge!
@SteveB3573 жыл бұрын
I prefer canned mussels over the other bivalves. At any price point or brand.
@jameswolfe8853 Жыл бұрын
Maybe next time you should put cans label under each can.
@izidorsuc3 жыл бұрын
Next up: Justin eating canned sardines in the streets of downtown New York.😊
@SlowJabroni3 жыл бұрын
🤔🗽
@mtcondie3 жыл бұрын
I saw these Patagonia canned muscles at REI the other day and I thought it was really weird. However, after this video, I am going to buy a can or three and check them out. I'm not a fan of smoaked oysters but, these muscles look great! Thank you for the video!
@burningchrome862210 ай бұрын
wild man
@porkfat55213 жыл бұрын
I have to try it
@SlowJabroni3 жыл бұрын
Do it! Next you'll be skydiving!
@williamsimoninc3 жыл бұрын
Theres a beer called Patagonia that AB has been pushing as a craft
@peggyh57663 жыл бұрын
Please keep making these
@peggyh57663 жыл бұрын
I'm going to buy these for camping
@SlowJabroni3 жыл бұрын
Totally! I always bring tins camping so that I don't have to wait for the other families to finish cooking! (We rotate meals so each family only has to cook for one day)
@SernieBanders13122 жыл бұрын
you being in bed made me so uncomfortable lmao
@woltews2 жыл бұрын
Mussel Mussel man , he wants to be a mussel man
@SlowJabroni2 жыл бұрын
Spins his webs With his mussels ... Mussel Man 💪🕸️
@joelamy9263 жыл бұрын
I'm feeling a Fight Club vibe to the music. Sweeeet! Now I'm hungry and strangely want to make soap.
@ThechannelofEric5033 жыл бұрын
Thought it was one of those youtu.be adds at first
@lessweet30933 жыл бұрын
many women want a dude with a bunch of muscles in bed. those women are most likely not ever gonna seen this vid.
@AntFong3 жыл бұрын
You are a brave man. Did the missus consent to this or did you have to go rogue?? Hahaha. Them mussels looked great! I thought Patagonia's stuff looked kind of overpriced + weird branch out for a jacket company, but I think I'll give them a shot
@SlowJabroni3 жыл бұрын
Haha, she consents to everything - no matter how reluctantly. I actually should have mentioned it, but evidently patagonia takes this really seriously. Check out their KZbin channel, they make documentaries and junk and some of them are about fishing and fish activism. I'm a total patagonia backer after watching some of those.
@AntFong3 жыл бұрын
@@SlowJabroni she's a keeper! :) I gave the Sofrito mussels and Spanish Paprika mackerel a shot. The mussels might not be my thing, but the mackerel absolutely rocks. One of my favorite tins yet.
@arjun12093 жыл бұрын
The non-dweeb version of Matthew Carlson
@SlowJabroni3 жыл бұрын
Hey, we're all dweebs to somebody!
@arjun12093 жыл бұрын
@@SlowJabroni sorry, I meant “dweeb” in the most loving way possible
@bobsiddoway8 ай бұрын
Smoked mussels sound delicious!
@mziskin3 жыл бұрын
FYI mussels don’t travel
@eugenesantana72702 жыл бұрын
Dude you have to do a better review of this product, you need to get organized and read about the food that’s in the can before your presentation , here you are not knowing what the flavors of each individual can you’re reviewing, to review a product professionally like you’re trying to do here , it takes time to read about the product , where it came from . Especially those that are can with different flavors or oil for that matter because it changes the whole experience. Anyway I’m just venting here . Read , taste and give a personal opinion of your experience. Be better prepared for your next review .
@SlowJabroni2 жыл бұрын
I did it in bed dude
@TahoeRealm2 жыл бұрын
@@SlowJabroni 👍👍🤣🤣🤣
@user-er4xo2zl4r Жыл бұрын
Whats with the Teddy Fresh? Ethan and Hila fuckin blow