Self Crapulance // Andrew Sleeps With His Eyes Open? [24]

[@Pokerdude38]

I owe Geoff the sincerest of apologies. Every time he brought up driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the car, i laughed and wondered how anyone could possibly do that. And yesterday I learned, when i drove away from the gas pump and ripped the hose off... My apologies Geoff, it appears to be an honest mistake

[@TheYardninja]

Well at least most modern ones have the magnetic quick disconnect, so you don't technically break anything (except your ego and pride)

[@Pokerdude38]

@@TheYardninja that's been everyone's response too. I had no choice but to accept my own stupidity 🤣

[@SharkimusPrime]

I have actually done this two or possibly three times in my life, so when Geoff first mentioned it i died laughing because i could relate. All i can say is, thank the gods for magnetic break-aways lmao

[@Pokerdude38]

@@SharkimusPrime bruh I was in a bad mood when I was leaving, and I remember looking at the dude in the car next to me as I put it in gear thinking "why tf is this dude staring at me?" 🤣

[@WheelieGreenKeir]

This is much harder to do in the uk as you have to stand and hold the handle while dispensing fuel, I recently visited the USA and managed to do it once in around 2500 miles of driving, felt like a right pillok!

[@TheDeathNoteNear]

I have the utmost respect for Geoff's strength and perseverance. If I was a recovering alcoholic and was friend's with Andrew, the sheer confusion of it all would have pushed me to drink.

[@pieman5265]

Listening to nick turn into the face jam version of himself IMMEDIATELY after jack in the box was brought up is hilarious.

[@Rykard2288]

Andrew seems to be someone who naturally explores and pushes the boundaries of the games he plays. It surprises me that he doesn't do the same with the technology and apps he regularly uses. Like the three dots at the bottom of his email. How has he never thought "I wonder what those dots are? [tap] Oh, would you look at that."

[@Gekster55]

“Gelf” sounds like an ikea product. Don’t be ashamed Eric, you’ve given us something beautiful

[@thomasphillips885]

Andrew just broke Eric

[@Redambulant]

Andrew seems like he would get tired of tying his shoes and would duct tape them each day, somehow missing the fact that velcro exists. Then he'd be like "No! I need support. I've got weak ankles. Velcro doesn't cut it." Then everyone would suggest boots. Andrew would be like, "You ever seen velcro boots?" and when they post like 10 different pictures he'd say, "Well, this is all besides the point that velcro doesn't offer enough support." And it'd become a whole Unifarm bit where they problem-solve a solution for him having to cut his way out of his duct tape shoes every day.

[@ZenBarlowZen]

Are you one of the fabled “script writers”?

[@hgjfkd12345]

This is way too accurate

[@FakeDelinquent]

we need a Regulation for Dummies 101 book with chapters like this omfg

[@AtenSol12]

Keep doing this. It was so on point omg 😂

[@escaflownia2]

It's so on brand that I feel some deja vu as if I've heard that argument from them before.

[@splazztastic]

55:30 "You're the president of our company and all you want us to do is play GTA." Guys, it's like Let's Play never died.

[@lehasvanyodenhighm8036]

I see things kind of wrapping around for Geoff and kinda Eric because of the way Geoff treated Jack (albeit jokingly) in the AH days: Jack: "Hey guys, since we did that one COD Zombies letsplay, I've gotten SUPER into it, playing hours per night, I'm so excited to do more videos in it!" Geoff: "Welp, time to never play COD Zombies again..."

[@Hazard1007]

Ray be like:

[@darknessissafe6827]

I love the eric nick time travel bits

[@Foghore]

Top tier content

[@dnavarre1]

"I'm declaring I'm remaking Rooster Teeth" TWOSTER TEETH LET'S GO

[@Bruder34]

Regulation Teeth LLC

[@WitchRaccoon]

I will also accept Rooster Twooth

[@FactoryDan]

ChickenMouth, CockBite LLC

[@niceblight]

Andrew is a literal cryptid. There's no other explanation.

[@zGhillie]

There’s enough on him for a red web episode

[@niceblight]

@@zGhillie would make for a great April fools episode

[@corbanlyon2140]

@@niceblight I just realized that all former Rooster Teeth Podcasts finally have the opportunity to do April Fouls episodes.

[@corbanlyon2140]

Given his love for Carrots, he might be a Jackalope

[@SharkimusPrime]

Trying to explain this podcast (F**kface included) is hard enough, but trying to explain Andrew Panton to people is impossible

[@ZensMeatSlab]

Nick yelling "Close your eyes!" made me lose it lmao 33:00

[@calebnelson4932]

Them following the compass "north" in Minecraft is one of my favorite internet moments of all time. Jeremy chiming in after 30 minutes of them going nowhere just to tell them it leads to spawn. *Chefs kiss*

[@Jaclome]

do you remember the episode #?

[@JustSomeDamnGinger]

I could have sworn that they talked about 50 Cent comparing getting shot to a root canal, and that it was Geoff who brought it up. Gonna have to go listen to all the old episodes to find it now 😂

[@im_just_joshing_ya]

they did lol 😂 Episode 143, according to the regulationsearch website

[@superclever99]

I was like "didn't they talk about this before? Am I going crazy?"

[@Blue_Camera_Cat]

Ok I'm not crazy

[@swguygardner]

It's a time travel podcast!

[@joshuakuhowski]

I like the idea of buying a patch and putting it wherever I want on the shirt. I wasn’t going to buy the shirt, but I will definitely buy if it’s pre-patch

[@greeniehead]

I am so disappointed that Geoff didn't finish that last quote from Ian Flemming, "I can only offer your James Bond unlimited use of the name Ian Fleming...Perhaps one day he will discover some particularly horrible species of bird which he would like to christen in an insulting fashion."

[@zakaseltine6948]

Andrew might be the least curious person of all time. How do you go years and never even think to press the three dots????

[@Randelawe]

Between this and the never touching the chair adjustment, he really does deserve his own nature documentary 😂

[@wgvlvcrazy]

"not curious" is exactly the vibe I get from Andrew.

[@ericbaudour]

Jalapeños

[@Lynkah]

the stuff in carrots is called Carroten. Call it Carrotenovember

[@kaoskazin]

Ads 29:02

[@DJC-System]

Thank you

[@xjunkxyrdxdog89]

That intro was absolutely incredible.great job eric and nick.

[@CptFUBAR]

20:05 tbf, im racking my brain to remember the store URL and im drawing a blank. Id have definitely googled it to remember it

[@Prisoner619B]

Agreed, pfffr. Especially if you look for it while not currently listening to an episode. It can be way easier to just quickly type it into Google instead of going to patreon or somewhere else to search for it.

[@reer2679]

This is the best episode. Ever.

[@chronicler3429]

Of all time.

[@Xenronnify]

Welcome Gavin, to the period of life known as "Sphincter Uncertainty"

[@stier128]

This is one of the best podcasts they have ever done. Don't get ne wrong, I greatly enjoy them every week but this episode in particular had me giggle like a little girl so many times

[@valvtuber]

The background commentary during the entire carrot arc had me in tears while working on this humvee

[@skywavefrfx5192]

A regulation episode on my regulation birthday? Thanks guys!

[@stier128]

Happy birthday friend hope you have a great day!

[@CyanAnn]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR skywavefrfx5192 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUU AND MANY MOOOOOREE

[@SharkimusPrime]

Happy birthday! If i had a Gurpler I'd raise it for ya

[@nickmiller4429]

Examining Andrew's life is always my favorite part of the show

[@Dooms1ayer]

Andrew's question (and example) of getting the most opposite search results was what it was like using the search on the RT site when it still existed

[@Xxshadowman11xX]

Everything Andrew says in this episode made me pause the video so I could run around screaming WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[@ZacChilds]

I was at an adult birthday two days ago with carrot cake, it was fantastic.

[@gavinolsen4383]

Andrew pitching basic SEO research and getting scolded

[@Me-ui1zy]

"Why would you Google it when we gave you a URL" Because its 2024, people google to find stuff. We aint in the 90s no more. Thought it was strange he got dragged for that ahah

[@Ikcarow]

This is going to be the episode I recommend to people to introduce them to the podcast.

[@Zero_Zone.]

I'm looking forward to the supplemental where the rest of the crew teaches Andrew all the features and shortcuts commonly used in tech and apps.

[@hdskittles]

The longer this podcast goes on, the more I wonder how Andrew does anything

[@travisaurusrex562]

Andrew making Eric hard reboot every time they talk tech is amazing

[@joshuakuhowski]

Andrew being stupid about computers is a great repeating segment because then the rest of the crew usually drops an actually niche tip that is useful

[@escaflownia2]

This would be prime time for Gavin to pump out tons of life hacks for Andrew over here 😂

[@deanfrancis7169]

Glad I wasn't losing my mind alone thinking Geoff already quoted 50cent for root canals in earlier episodes..

[@IkeFanBoy64]

44:51 Eric said Gabin

[@ZypherRAWR]

Carrot Cake being a weird choice for a birthday cake… okay. I totally see where you’re all coming from. But as a carrot cake lover, I’m absolutely going to have carrot cake for my birthday next year now. I don’t even disagree with your claim. But like. Now that someone’s put the thought out there, I gotta go have a carrot cake birthday now.

[@jamesscott6146]

As a regulation shirt owner, i would totally find it funny if the shirt that arrived was totally different

[@mromutt]

You have to be kidding me! I just got desktop speakers and thought I would like to listen to the podcast with speakers instead of headphones for the first time ever... AND OF COURSE THIS HOW IT STARTS!

[@jakewalker3376]

Excuse you Goeff but carrot cake is a very adult flavor! 🤣 Gotta say you should try it for your next birthday it is a pretty good choice

[@NameRedacted0]

Absolutely insane that "Self-Crapulance" was said in this episode within the first 4 minutes and it somehow wasn't involved in the title

[@rekabulator]

Goeff literally referenced that 50 cent story in another episode when talking about his root canals. Do they all have amnesia?

[@rekabulator]

Have a feeling Gavin's gonna have "a clip" for next week.

[@WareAndPeace]

I just wanna point out the irony or maybe the complete ignorance rather of Andrew saying if carrot juice added 2 years to your life it would be the new coke, When in reality eating or drinking carrots and other vegetables will significantly increase your lifespan, by far more than 2 years, more like 10 years, meanwhile coke is causing people to die early in their 60s from diabetes

[@francisco.segura]

Okay but a clock that uses air to tell you if it's noon sounds like a funny merch idea

[@nathanpeace6405]

They could use the No Stitch! from Does It Do? to patch the shirts.

[@MrBigNicholas]

Small suggestion, it would be cool to see what game is being showcased in the background in the deacription somewhere. I recognize tbis one but cant figure out what it is

[@TannerButler-mz5zs]

Best intro ever

[@FriendlyAssassinVids]

Eric is giving stronger and stronger Dennis vibes xD

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

Gavin and I are the same age. don't worry Gavin, you're not insane. Andrew is...... special

[@KarrotStyx]

This podcast should adopt a segment from a contemporary podcast called "Hash Out or Crash Out" where all the weekly gripes can be slung out round robin style. Eric has been HOT lately, which is hilarious to listen to 😂 but I do feel like we get a lot more sausage talk lately

[@dylankerns8934]

Eric saying, "Carrot November, yeahhhhhhh, Carrot November" brings back Charlie the Unicorn vibes.

[@Blue_Camera_Cat]

SLOPPY BINGO LETS GOOOOOO

[@Blue_Camera_Cat]

Andrew!!! Come ooooooon

[@Blue_Camera_Cat]

10:46 add this to the "what do you want from me" compilation

[@Blue_Camera_Cat]

The bit with Andrew feels like what they talked about in F**kface ep1, learning what makes Andrew special

[@wyrmslayer1991]

I would love a Regulation Early Access T-Shirt

[@badjuju2721]

Witcher 3 background footage is awesome

[@DukeDanceum]

I would prefer the patched shirt. Another regulation episode. Regulation satisfaction.

[@CallMeVexed]

this was a really good episode

[@125rman]

God, I want Andrew to do a collab with Monarch the Vtuber so much. It would be the perfect combination of chaos and scuff.

[@ilovepie]

" I think about breathing a lot" - Andrew Panton. Honestly, that does not surprise me one bit.

[@-be-blank-]

I honestly choose carrot cake every year on my birthday. it's the frosting. I can't stand sickly sweet frosting. cream cheese frosting is way better imo

[@Jerm72618]

So how do you feel about a red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting? 🤔

[@-be-blank-]

@@Jerm72618 I like it. but I don't choose it for my birthday. something about carrot cake I just love.

[@MHz619]

I got 67,000$ and my Honda civic bet on Andrew not doing Carrotvember the whole month.

[@vibin_psilocybin]

That intro was incredible 🥲

[@ethanklein8406]

I will happily join in on Carrot November

[@jasonmullin3522]

Would be a cool ad to the story if James Bond discovered a new bird and named it the Fleming

[@NSA-admin]

Im pretty sure yall have talked about that 50 cent interview and how geoff has experienced worse lol

[@lukedonabedian]

After marrying Meg, Gavin is now bringing us a Regulation Shirt "The Patch" in her honor

[@nucl3ar_snake]

What a great intro 🤣

[@collinmadden4874]

I don't understand the kicker picker redraft idea. Isn't the whole point of the original draft that you take the risk of them getting hurt/released? Thats how I understood it at least. Redrafting seems like it defeats that purpose.

[@therealjokerboy3127]

I’ve had carrot cake for my 19th birthday cake I’m 29 now I love carrot cake

[@taelamin]

Make sweat shirts with removable and interchangeable hoodies via zipper

[@neon4892]

to be fair to a Andrew there isn't a link to the store on this episode

[@Robbiebert14]

I'd love to see Geoff in GTA playing some classic game modes, like Every Bullet Counts, or Sumo?

[@d0nkeytr0nXBL]

Eric was on fire in this episode 😁

[@maxd2005]

When Geoff it’s talking about a custom seat they actually do that for race cars were you sitting in a foam that molds to your body and then you have a custom formed seat just for you

[@corbanlyon2140]

Which game is being shown? This is probably the first one I don't recognize.

[@loanan-m1w]

Yeah I don't know either. It might be one of the newer AC games?

[@loanan-m1w]

Another comment said Witcher 3

[@fangoram29]

Random Ian Fleming fact, he and Christopher Lee were cousins (well step cousins if you wanna nitpick)

[@chadross]

Gavin trying to free up an hour of Andrew's schedule so he can presumably do something productive, of course he's gonna use it to watch a TV show 😂

[@NSA-admin]

A shirt that is modified after purchase is a great idea lol. Also andrew never finished what he was gonna say while testing a game during the technical snafu conversation

[@eziowayne]

I ❤ this pod

[@calebashton1]

55:46 So, Geoff is saying they need things to do in GTA V?

[@jaimeeshivers5001]

I google gmail too. The more I learn about Andrew the more I realize I am also weird

[@VersaVae]

They need to make a vest or a sash like the Girl Scouts with patches that people can buy

[@MuseumGuy88]

Good regulation morning!

[@ItsTheAtomicGamer]

How is Andrew a real person? The show

[@woodland2294]

what game was the footage captured from? Also, could you start putting the name of the game in the description?

[@jimmyfaseler5968]

Someone else commented it’s Witcher 3

[@badjuju2721]

​@jimmyfaseler5968 it is, specifically the blood and wine DLC

[@levigamer09]

The hyena in the background laughing anytime anybody makes fun of Andrew always makes the joke hit just that much harder

[@jakeshapiro389]

Andrew is the perfect example of evolution, as long as you can survive it doesn't matter, Band-Aid solutions are solutions and he survives

[@Discount_Thor]

Andrew, why not just have two windows open with your email? One showing the email you’re replying to and the other showing your reply?

[@Dr.Deagle.]

Andrew could organize his desk with the time and supplemental could be just the audio of what he's doing

[@borknagar666]

to me, doesnt seem like Gavins "clock" is a clock. to me, seems more like a thermometer, when its inflated, its at least 'X' degrees.

[@ZenBarlowZen]

11:44 Regulation Chat, is this how normal people live? Am I the weird one for thinking this is insane?

[@MHz619]

How does Andrew tie his shoes

[@qecbum69]

what game is that background from?

[@travisjackson2809]

Geoff, idk if there's a consumer version but I know F1 does that for their car seats

[@nickmiller4429]

What an intro! 😄

[@Jagerbomber]

Eric is Arnold from Magic School Bus

[@Skurgebane]

Amyone know what the background game is? Looks like a tower from Morrowind, but none of the other stuff looks like it.

[@tomcunningham8367]

I think it's The Witcher 3 but with a First Person mod?

[@Kevschwa]

SLOPPY JOES BINGO IS ON THE CALENDAR

[@BodgeAttack]

This is peak Andrew.