Semi-Obscure John Mulaney Quotes (Compilation)

All clips belong to the owners. I spent a long time compiling these so I forget the original clips. They are not hard to find.

[@disquo1686]

I felt bad about the Seth Meyers Casablancas coat interview because he was supposedly super strung out for it, but that royal family line is so damn funny

[@MarioJaker]

Who did what and where now?

[@camleep]

Here before the algorithm picks this up. Mulaney’s the best

[@easypeasy2938]

Never happened. Somehow I got it in my feed tho.

[@veilofinnocence]

9:00 and who do i see? lorne micheals. Me! john mulaney from chicago

[@sammer0304]

“Start again.” “Okay.”

[@jeremycalnan4180]

And clearly it's the spite of my stepdad and my real dad that caused them to rob me blind with their fake ass houses and that's because of their spite toward my mother...

[@josephballerini3730]

That final one!

[@jeremycalnan4180]

Purdy sure ....Bob and Jerry.....

[@TurbulenttJuice]

He is an absolute genius