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[@OzMediaOfficial]

Ted Talk about the ADHD: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJrai4SEjtF6h6s I hope this helps some of you. Stay positive in these trying times my fellow degenerates.

[@skylarneufeld3624]

Im sorry... I'll go. I'm a disappointment

[@skylarneufeld3624]

I just realized your comment was not a joke...I am SOO sorry 😭😭😭

[@feykro4152]

I am in this cycle except I stopped the whole panic doing stuff all together and now I ignore schoolwork and waste my time while not even doing anything I enjoy because I tell myself I don't have time to do that. I then say I will break out of it but uh, yeah you know how that goes.

[@midnight_coke_rodent3255]

i feel like i shouldn’t relate to Oz so much at 14, but i relate to Oz a lot and i’m 14

[@cedrikw4972]

Oz Media imma watch it twomorrow

[@charlesbing6753]

"Mommy, Daddy, what happens if I don't go to sleep?" Grave voice "Mark Zuckerberg"

[@sadface7463]

You look over to your closet when it’s 3am and you just see his eyes staring back at you

[@patricku2825]

I'm german and in german his Name is Mark sugarmountain

[@gans6421]

Wakes up at 2:00 am with mark nuzzling your face

[@Libertyking]

@@patricku2825 That's how he gets the kids.

[@tijlerboks4818]

@@patricku2825 same in dutch

[@possumguts]

i just wanna point out that the pic of the cow in the cnotraption is a totally harmless contraption that allows you to file their hooves safely to keep them in good shape and is in no way part of an inhumane upbringing, in fact it proves the opposite that the owners care about their hoof health :)

[@poseidon4g]

How does Oz make insulting someone by calling them a “lovely degenerate” sound like a compliment

[@alexisbloodwood5587]

How else are you supposed to address your friends-

[@kentario1610]

We are degenerates and he calls us lovely

[@acek2016]

Yeah he’s just being nice while telling the truth

[@popcatcarl2169]

*Its the voice*

[@notagoat281]

When one degenerate calls another by the proper name, is it really an insult?

[@Mr_Daddums]

That photo of the “excited, expecting, engaged and Emily” Has a nice story, actually. Emily is a Transgender Woman, and she used that photo to come out :)

[@alixanimations541]

Aww

[@peasmehasselberg975]

Cute, but confusing without context. Now that's my kind of wholesome ^^

[@uwu8725]

You know, I’ve never really understood ‘coming out’. One day I just started correcting people when speaking to me :D

[@kmac291]

Oh also some “nice guy” tried to turn it into a “mAYbE iF ShE diDN’t reJEcT gOOD gUYs” message if I’m not wrong

[@felidae2855]

That's so wholesome!

[@silaswhiteson9376]

Finally, someone who GETS IT AND ZOOMS OUT SO WE CAN GET A SCREENSHOT

[@creepywaffles4783]

YES!

[@dabi410]

YEE

[@SiisKolkytEuroo]

So how do you get a screenshot of 9:05

[@annex6398]

@@SiisKolkytEuroo I press the of button and the reduce for sound

[@ДанилУжегов-у3х]

I'm new here, can you explain me, who's Oz calling a schrodinger's douchebag?

[@nadial8531]

The post about ADHD is literally my entire life except add “crying until midnight then go to sleep” before repeat tomorrow

[@crow_in_a_trenchcoat]

*poor child*

[@nadial8531]

@@crow_in_a_trenchcoat you have uncovered this comment I made 8 months ago and I can confidently say nothing has changed :D

[@crow_in_a_trenchcoat]

ur welcome, also go drink choccy milk

[@crow_in_a_trenchcoat]

It fixes *everything*

[@HI-ou3zl]

"I'm not useless, I can act as a place holder for last place."

[@squiiddii]

post: indicates cheering oz: speaks quietly also post: in a normal speaking voice oz: shouts

[@marytreaty9357]

Elder Scrolls is responsible for a whole generation of hoarders!

[@gans6421]

*pickpockets wheel of cheese out if your pocket*

[@marytreaty9357]

@@gans6421 yass!

[@gans6421]

@@marytreaty9357 why do you have a full wheel of cheese in your pocket and how the fuck did it get in there

[@lunaticcultist3764]

HAHAHAHA jokes on them, I don't use potions, I'm a master at restoration

[@angrymario8259]

I used to be like you but then I took an arrow in the knee

[@deffonotdio6751]

"relatable Memes" "MUSCLES MAKE THE BODY MOVE"

[@CardZed]

T O U C H T H E C O W

[@mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077]

Mood

[@Salt_Master_Queue]

MoM sAiD iT wAs My TuRn WiTh It!

[@slugintub2642]

2:30 *bad cows get put in the cow spinner*

[@voltsiano116]

r/cursedcomments

[@wolfy9970]

Yes a delicious shake They fear the spinner

[@sadface7463]

Why can’t they make one for children

[@corroded_creature_creations]

Naughty moo moo go swoosh

[@fancypants9914]

Milk shaker*

[@Axolautism]

3:20 Oz: does the woo in a normal voice Also Oz: does the line that's directly stated to be in a normal voice in a leaned back projected voice

[@sammi4221]

I always get goosebumps everytime Oz calls us "lovely degeneratas" Idk why but I feel like thats the love my father never gave me.

[@missluciddreams3472]

Same 😂

[@bigdummy2054]

Sameee

[@RadiantBleu]

Do you need a hug?

[@bigdummy2054]

Yes

[@acek2016]

Same

[@Fawnfreckle]

y'know, Oz would make a really good VA, like professionally. id love to see him VA in a show/movie lol

[@Fawnfreckle]

I still stand by this

[@bigdummy2054]

That thumbnail is an accurate representation of me trying to sing in the shower

[@omegadoesstuff334]

Me gargling while screaming in the shower in a nutshell

[@badtriceratops1867]

Well then how bout’ we... make it a shower duet?

[@bigdummy2054]

@@badtriceratops1867 Do you know Dear Evan Hansen? Or Wicked? 👉👈

[@justanewokwithinternetacce3905]

Try a deeper voice (Please don’t r/whooosh me I’m aware that this is a joke but I want to give people advice please have mercy I have so much of my life ahead of me and my neighbor is singing in Mongolian and I don’t know if the gunshots I hear are part of the song please help me)

[@Octane.on.pawz.]

How is this accurate

[@solidmoonbeams8939]

Oz’s laugh is the purest sound on earth

[@abrasmage]

3:08

[@Kitsune-gx7km]

“I’m not entirely useless!” “I can be used as a bad example!” Press X to Same

[@bigdummy2054]

Two people gave this a yeah

[@bigdummy2054]

@@Jack3G yes

[@katiemobley4491]

It’s a whole mood though, that’s why we’re here

[@hera5614]

X

[@alastyr2979]

X

[@nickbailey9784]

For first meme. And this is one of the many times I must clarify this. I've pretty much had to tell everyone I know Cats do not meow to communicate with each other. Neither are we able to communicate with them by meowing. They meow in order to get the attention of humans. Also if your cat looks at you and blinks slowly it's basically giving you a kiss

[@youtubekeepsmesane446]

Me: I think I'm going to sleep early tonight. Oz: *Uploads video* Me: ....I guess not anymore!

[@HeyItsCam17]

Goddammit you’re right

[@omegadoesstuff334]

Its 12 am for me XD

[@stxrrynxghts5488]

It one am? Jezuz it’s 6pm for me-

[@ivicix2652]

And after watching this video instead of going to sleep browser the front page of the same 3 social media apps until you realize the sun has already come out

[@kouusa]

And then the one time you fall asleep early....awesome stuff happened that you could've been there for...if you were awake.

[@real_arktic_foxxy]

Oz really has the right amount of impulse to make every video fun and entertaining

[@The.ChaosCorner]

Hearing Oz say “Touch the cow” in reverb is made me wheeze to the point my lungs hurt

[@ryoakihiko2545]

Same my man same

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"Touch the cow. Do it now." Sounds like a threat.

[@The.ChaosCorner]

@@TinyDeskEngineer and I love it.

[@samurexatlas7373]

Especially if you imagine the Mattie meme version of it. If you don't know, Mattie is someone's Cowgirl OC, and she's saying it to another of the artist's OC's, a dog boy names Matt. They're actually quite wholesome despite Mattie having humoungous hoogoologongas.

[@The.ChaosCorner]

@@samurexatlas7373 WHAT?!?!??

[@nothingtoseehere1221]

Be me: -mega depressed -realize my life is crap and must improve it -look for advice on how to not suck at life -procrastinate

[@bobberman4641]

Mood Kinda

[@ethanlewandowski1939]

0:20 The cat: Wait... you can’t say the M word!!

[@icebearpl188]

*meow meow meow meow

[@Gakvu]

@Jacob Newell migga

[@nemiza8288]

Oz: *laughs* News: *DEPRESSION RATE DROPS TO 0%*

[@dismal8294]

But it's opposite day

[@weeabooze655]

@@dismal8294 but it’s Opposite Day for Opposite Day

[@dismal8294]

@@weeabooze655 but it's opposite day for opposite day for opposite day

[@bobthebuilder8907]

me:HE'S BACK IT BEEN TOO LONG Everyone else: It hasn't even been a week ,Jay chill

[@schizophreniagaming1187]

Who tf is Jay? Shit addin' up, Bob

[@dank_frank2580]

Robert, I’m having concerns with your mental health. Who’s Jay? Do you have dissociative identity disorder?

[@bobthebuilder8907]

You people ask too many questions

[@Lynxitid]

Bob the builder okay bob

[@bobthebuilder8907]

Lynxitid it's jay

[@nylapeer9768]

3:08 This is why Oz should stop hanging around with Click

[@mothmio]

That could be taken out of context and I'm scared of what people can do with that audio clip

[@scarletaugi2591]

PRAISE FOR OZ HAS UPLOADED Oz you ARE a relatable meme.

[@vaporwavevocap]

That ADHD thing is the same thing with clinical depression but instead of doing stuff in a panic for 1-2 hours you spend 12-14 hours after the 5 hours of doing nothing drowning yourself in caffeine while slowly doing the thing you were suppose to do and ruining your ability to sleep normally .

[@wasted2588]

Me seeing the ADHD post: Lmao mood. Oz: Yeah thats a really harmful cycle to get into Me, now ready to cry: Oh mmmmm

[@MelTheHal]

Is that a picture of an opossum

[@mirogg6279]

Ye

[@victorjun2421]

I feel like at this point half of the internet could relate

[@TheRoland19111]

my advice as someone diagnosed since 12 years old: go to a doctor, if he gives you a Ritalin recipe, dont be afraid to use it. Avoid people who denies the existence of adhd, and Karens who wants to treat you with essential oils. Also, make a list of tasks you have to complete each day.

[@gayghst2877]

I don't have ADHD, but I related WAYYY too much I probably should get checked out, shouldn't I-?

[@lauraacevedo1308]

Your uploads are the only thing keeping me away from insanity so thank you lmao

[@endergirldragon]

"Your brain physically ages faster when youre depressed" Me almost being mentally a granny: *well fu-*

[@schadenfreudealltheway8158]

No need to expose me like that

[@skotiaH2O]

-ndamentally, that's true

[@Zombie_Chow]

see you at the knitting circle grace

[@painslut]

NOO BODY, I HAVE GENDER DYSPHORIA PLEASE DON'T PROCEED NO NO N-

[@henryg.8762]

fiddlesticks*

[@paulchaudoir190]

One thing my friends and I learned about cow tipping during the night is when you try to push the cow over, make sure it's the cow and not the bull..... Yeah.

[@dareggymeal]

Everyone: Woah, you're so mature, you've got the mind of an adult! me: *thanks, it's my depression*

[@justanotherasian4395]

Oregano's Originality studies show depression physically age your brain.

[@thewallduck2022]

I'll be a vegetable soon then hehe

[@asunderwolf20]

R E L A T E

[@dareggymeal]

@@justanotherasian4395 ah, so it *is* my depression and not me trying to be funny

[@HonestLettuce]

Oz's laughs are so wholesome.

[@chaseashley6775]

13:14 Me relating to all of these things and remembering that this is not the first time I’ve wondered if I have ADHD

[@LuckasSilver]

So I happened upon this channel by chance after watching a lot of similar videos, I then excitedly ranted about the similar features a character I made shares the Oz's channel avatar. Now I'm subscribed and there's thing Oz says and recommends that have genuinely helped me out with dangerous cycles and states of mind that I've allowed myself to slip into. I wasn't prepared for these things to happen, but they have and now I'm incredibly grateful for the entertainment and supportive words that comes with his content. So yeah. That's a thing now.

[@paulEG6]

NGL, that first one hits a little too close to home.

[@GothBarbie3000]

I came for the LOLs, 13:54 has me leaving with feels AND valuable info. Thanks, OZ.

[@felicitygq5855]

Popstar: how is everyone!!! Me in a crying in the back of the crowd: It's been rough. Karen left me. She took the kids. And she only left half a peanut butter jelly sandwich in the fridge. I've been living off the popcorn on concert floors because i only know how to make cereal, ice and dry toast.please help me Rest of the crowd: WHOOOOO

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

What do you mean dry toast? Like, as opposed to wet toast?? Is wet toast good??? How do you not know how to make it???? You just put water on it?????

[@cmotdibbler4454]

@@BookWyrmOnAString It rubs the butter on the toast or else it gets the *BEANS* again

[@felicitygq5855]

Lol yeah. Dry toast is just toast without butter. Unless you really wanna put beans on them

[@TSkippiestOfBoys]

At least you got custody of the fridge

[@felicitygq5855]

@@TSkippiestOfBoys that is a godly comment. And yes the fridge is my only friend.

[@icantdraw3781]

This was the hundredth video on Oz’s Reddit playlist why is nobody talking About it

[@thewhitewolf58]

You sound like the guy who laughs at his own dad jokes

[@latviaball2775]

You're the type of guy that cuts the top of a pear and calls it an Apple.

[@gabrielroberts6442]

@@latviaball2775 r/rareinsults

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

@@latviaball2775 Wait, you aren't supposed to do that?

[@Whenriff]

If I hadn’t stayed up way too late, I would have let the day pass without celebrating raccoon’s birthday like a fool.

[@quinngobrr]

13:45 as an adhd person this is scarily accurate and that makes me uncomfortable. [also it makes it annoying when im trying to draw and i put WAYYY too much effort into the hands and end up with a mediocre drawing with realistic hands and its weird]

[@sentrineergaming]

Bruh you right

[@pyrovonfire7966]

That is quite the accurate description

[@Void-fb5ts]

adhd is the bane of my existence

[@BlueBerry20071]

Here is the solution put effort into everything else as well. As in spend hours trying to perfect one line and then failing and just giving up

[@spaaaaaaceee]

GUYS DON’T MISS THE RACCOON BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS YEAR

[@windturbine6796]

I'll send Ozzy Wozzy a pic anyday.

[@ghostie-8089]

Tf you gonna send? A picture your massive ass turbine fans?

[@windturbine6796]

@@ghostie-8089 They're called blades you racist

[@jacksonricebreadman240]

Why the hell did I think you were talking about Ozzy Osbourne

[@sadface7463]

Do you have an onlyfans?

[@uwu8725]

Same, Wind Turbine. Same.

[@thetiredartist4818]

Imma just come out and say it. Oz laughs like a really supportive dad.

[@zerquil4352]

My mom is always putting my dad’s ashes in my food. My whole family does the same just with someone’s else’s ashes.

[@olive6942]

what?

[@Jukeboxinc]

What

[@mrstalker6000]

What

[@koalagaming2043]

What

[@eyo2953]

Anybody out this on r/cursedcomments yet

[@aturtle5830]

I love coming back and just watching these

[@-fbiagent-4027]

When it’s r/meirl time: *yes*

[@lilac889]

I love how when he screams it's just calm and chaotic

[@reid3031]

I've shown the "Is your milkshake really worth it" post to like eight people and every single one of them just deadpanned "yes"

[@matthewcrites4197]

Who tf is posting all my thoughts on twitter and tumblr?

[@ravenpotter3]

The Illuminati

[@lynx2144]

2:35 Naughty bovines get put in the cow centrifuge

[@yukilover4]

never left an anime quicker for a youtube vid

[@unknqwnshepherd1872]

Chrissyliz1988 I just finished assassination classroom, then watched this

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

What anime?

[@yukilover4]

OLD DRAGON noragami

[@loviebeest]

I just want to thank you. Your comment about the TEDtalk started my journey toward getting diagnosed for having ADHD. Without that simple recommendation I would still be stuck in an endless cycle without having the proper help. I got diagnosed back in 2020 and my life has changed a lot since then. It is still not all great but now I have more of a handle on it. So thank you.

[@evorathesylvurr]

I want to let you know, that while neither of us know each other, at the very end when you recommend viewers stuck in that cycle to break out, it really made me happy. As someone with ADHD stuck in that sort of loop with no idea how to fix it, and absolutely despising myself sometimes for being unable to to the thing I want to do because I can't focus, I want to say thank you for the simple encouragement.

[@bittertea3701]

@4:39 this is literally me every day in quarantine DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS

[@lemongibre5971]

2:10 I want new friends But they don't want me They're making plans While i watch tv

[@fluffyflyer773]

They want me gone, But I want to stay. So they'll tolerate me, For another day.

[@lemongibre5971]

@@fluffyflyer773 marry me

[@blutoxic2964]

Sometimes its your laugh that makes the post, Oz. Truly. Your laughter sends me into giggles and it cannot be helped. Bless you, you precious cinnamon-roll

[@PlaguedMelody]

I love how his voice is so changeable and can make it all the funnier!

[@bradendotnet]

For his face reveal he should make an r/Me_Irl video and then just turn on face cam, because it would him, irl.

[@demonfury0026]

6:14 I found out who that is. Apparently it's me.

[@voltsiano116]

I feel ya', man.

[@beans7448]

Big oof, man

[@eunoia972]

Oof, rip dude

[@hammerofjustice1183]

Any game: okay so this resource is limited use it wisely Me: wrong and no.

[@mrmr_zoomie]

“Why do they need to be so curvy?” *why not?*

[@ovu363]

Thicsar

[@chalkietigger4650]

When asked why they climbed mount Everest, Mallory said "Because it's there." I imagine the same goes for curvy pixar moms but I dunno.

[@mrmr_zoomie]

@@chalkietigger4650 they’re curvy because we have it now and now we have it.

[@scottcostello4999]

0:43 No matter how fast you run George you cant escape your fate so run while you can,run while you still....have......time.

[@strawberrilemnade9530]

Anyone else feel like they are Cheating on OZ Media when they watch Emkay or some other Meme channel? *Just me?* *O* *k* *a* *y*

[@HeyItsCam17]

Dude same

[@ghostie-8089]

Sometimes I get them confused and get thrown really off guard when I hear "Hey guys it's me the voice in your head that tells you to do bad things also known as jack" And I freak out because I'm not expecting that

[@strawberrilemnade9530]

Lol same my bro.

[@0Yvonne0]

God I hate the narrators for emkay

[@alexisbloodwood5587]

SOLUTION: SAD MILK

[@emisthem6562]

Me, listening to ADHD cycle: haha, I do that

[@Hyperdrive47]

Yeeee

[@tijlerboks4818]

13:50 i have to thank you so much because this ted talk really helped me and i really appreciate it (i got the wombo combo adhd and strong dyslexia)

[@Fluffal_Enthusiast]

Hmmmm... A FELLOW DEMIGOD!?!?

[@evanlandis990]

You deserve a subscription because you didn't beg/force it. You called out how dumb that trope is and you have my respect

[@zaydm4]

5:11 you could say, "does that make SNES?!"

[@randomlostgamer1471]

1:04 I had the same exact conversation with my boyfriend, word for word unintentionally when he sent me that photo.

[@driftermorshu5397]

0:55 i prefer the original caption "skinless Jones gonna getcha"

[@lemonlord]

Oz is one of the only things keeping me sane these days, Thank you

[@blufferfish0896]

thanks for giving me a laugh in an otherwise awful day, you’re great, keep it up! :)

[@ghostie-8089]

I really hope tomorrow is alot better for you, things will get better bro

[@blufferfish0896]

Serapha_707 thanks man, I appreciate it

[@blufferfish0896]

Serapha_707 update: if you see this I would like you to know that today has gone pretty well and I’m much happier than I was yesterday, thanks for looking out for me!

[@ghostie-8089]

@@blufferfish0896 I'm so proud of you, I know with everything going on in the world right now it's hard to have a good day and I'm so happy that you did ^^

[@TheJavierMartinez88]

0:54 I love the fact that "muscle guy" is looking straight at you not the runner ahead of him.

[@luvondarox]

0:50 So it turns out the previous dude said something that reminded his cat about the fate that befell George. The cat knows George was scared for a reason.

[@722lovemonkey]

6:22 Good Guy Oz: Zooms out meme in the perfect way to take a screenshot. I appreciate it bro. 👍

[@anakinskywalker7208]

3:28 aw a man of culture

[@yo_ohno6090]

Hazzah! A man of quality!

[@Jay-fv3ij]

After watching Brooklyn 99, the feeling I get when I recognize characters or references in general in above 10000%.

[@toxicitycat]

Definitely need the Oz video today, ugh

[@klikkolee]

4:42 A cat in the window is probably not contemplating loneliness. They're probably watching nature with intense interest. It's like cat TV. You might react that way if someone tried to distract you from your favorite show.

[@peppermint1687]

2:29 if it brings all the boys to the yard, then yes it's worth it

[@astrosoupfiles6980]

Me: *Finds out Oz plays Skyrims * Also me: Hey, you...! You're finally awake!

[@thebrickinquestion]

6:52 me with max potions full restores and max revives in pokemon

[@gembergamer]

So I'm not the only one THANK YOU like I'll be in the league on my last Pokemon in the red like "but max revives are so rare 🙁" it's sad really 😅

[@lisahenry20]

Me with ethers and elixirs during the elite 4

[@Axolautism]

Mostly me with ethers and elixirs because you actually literally can't buy them Edit: oh yeah and max revives

[@SilverStarlight5555]

Today in my existential crisis I wondered, why am I so in love with Oz's voice?

[@theoumber6604]

"Your brain ages faster when depressed." _oh._

[@jodieburton1827]

4:57 the fact Nintendo had that image ready to go in case someone asked just goes to show they are secretly meme gods and we just haven't realized

[@ezure3087]

Todays the Racoon birthday

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Singer: How's everyone doing tonight!!! Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Singer: AH! GHOST CROWD!

[@AkumaDayo]

Why does this read like a Kurtis Conner bit lmfao

[@WolfyFancyLads]

@@AkumaDayo If it reads like dumb comedy, my job is done. :P

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

8:16 I'M NOT MISSING IT THIS YEAR EVERYONE

[@StartOfTheYear]

The last one happens to me constantly…either people with adhd have to stop being so relatable or well, um

[@Wolf_Night]

Every RPG I've played has turned me into a game hoarder. Funny enough, in reality I'm the opposite, people hold onto so many things. Especially sentimental things... me, well if it doesn't have a use for me now then bomf it is gone.

[@roxas4636]

I watched this after crying a lot, thanks for letting me know how to laugh again, this really brightened up my day

[@serge263]

We don't watch Oz Media for the memes or images, we watch for his reaction.

[@adrie6132]

Can I just say that Oz's drawings are just so good? I smile every time he shows he laughing Oz omg :D

[@benheald6881]

3:27 i fucking love how he couldn't resist meming on her twice

[@redstonegangster5575]

Thank you sooo much for putting that adhd and recommendation to watch that ted talk on the end so that I don’t have to watch the rest of your video and forget about it after. Edit: so I just watched it and thank you sooo much it helped sooo much and I probably wouldn’t have seen it if you didn’t put it in the end you legend

[@MindStudioyyc]

My daily routine w ADHD: Do everything and piss off everyone at record time

[@KryptoKn8]

My daily routine: Piss off everyone _BEFORE_ breakfast Laugh my ass off at my family's discomfort Tell them that it's their own fault Play Video games for 14 Hours straight Piss myself laughing while annoying my mother so hard i can see veins bulge Sleep at 6 A.M. cuz I seem to have a moderate case of insomnia aseell

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

6:20 thank you! How considerate to zoom out so we could get a screenshot :)