Sending My Wife A Risky Text...

From his Netflix special recalibrate, Russell shares a risky text he sent to his wife, and the importance of finding the joy in everyday life.
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[@Oktopia]

Russel should be obligatory viewing in every hospital. Adds years to people's lives. :D

[@aikidorambo2088]

❤❤

[@totallybonkers76]

Totally! 🙂

[@dodgygoose3054]

Thats why I'm subed, he makes me laugh & laugh no matter how crap my week may be.

[@simpleazzvidz1923]

well said spot on russels the best

[@Starlight_System]

I was in hospital for 5 days and I spent them all watching Russel and I agree 👍

[@kathleenclark5877]

Russell is an absolute treasure! He never fails to please. I especially love it when he addresses some really serious social issues with a quirky comedic angle while at the same time bringing attention to that very serious issue. Love the man!

[@nitzyblack6143]

Totally agree 👌‼️

[@KoldingDenmark]

Heard a joke the other day:. "When I was a child, we were so poor, had we not been born as boys, we would have had nothing to play with."

[@NewMessage]

Sounds like she found somebody's 'end of the world' emergency bag.

[@datgrrl5698]

still desperate for attention and still neither relevant nor witty...go make dinner for your amazing loving wife...cor blimey...

[@Zir0_135]

Watched him live this year, one of the best experiences I’ve had

[@davidstone-haigh4880]

Clever, witty, informed and hugely entertaining guy.

[@spankflaps1365]

“Me and the wife were cleaning the attic. Filthy, dirty, full of cobwebs… but she’s good to the kids.” ~ (Tommy Cooper)

[@satyakichakraborty6862]

I have heard way too many jokes about Russell's family I wanna meet them now

[@KoldingDenmark]

He introduced his Mum, once. She looked human.

[@ally1827]

I needed that injection of Russ humour 😂😂😂

[@NlkOzD64]

I totally agree with your comment 😂

[@lewispetherick6753]

Me too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ThatSingularBarron]

Yall sound like literal AI

[@oliversherman2414]

Russell always makes me laugh 😂

[@kevincurrie2052]

Me too 😂

[@oliversherman2414]

@@kevincurrie2052 😂

[@greenarrow219]

Absolute classic 😂😂😂😂 especially the poor kid who learnt to swear from Russell 😂😂😂

[@uyd]

rusell howard is an absolute comic genius

[@callumsymons7991]

Note to self leave a weird suitcase if i sell a house.

[@goatkiller666]

Gran: It’s just noises and smells. Me: So is every other day, for you.

[@Eva-mp7xg]

Long live auntie Gary! (I know she's trying) 😂

[@krizan1]

This guy's family is nuts in a good way. 😊

[@davidletarte214]

i gotta be careful drinking when i watch russell because i'm bound to be spittin' it all over the place 😄

[@WatchingDude]

I can parallel park. So does that mean I can bum you in the attic? ❤

[@Slash1066]

The logic checks out 👍

[@yourmother12403]

looking at your other comments, you are a very strange person

[@tundeorosz5937]

Freaking love him!!

[@Fledhyris]

Pranks in the Attic! Wonder if they thought to themselves, hehehe, let's leave this for the next owners, won't they be surprised!

[@lemoncherry8765]

i live in england, i've never been glad to be alive

[@toni-leeblair5869]

Aussies love you mate, fkn hilarious! 👏🤣❤️

[@OcrafterCyberAthlete]

Clearly it was somebody's apocalyptic survival stash for just in case.

[@acid3129]

My nan died last week . She was a massive cow always ripping into people but in that funny old person way . Well when she died she was in bed my brother sitting next to her while my mum made her some toast. She takes a bite looks at my brother and says " your mum is useless half this toast isn't bloody toasted " my brother laughed and looked away at the TV he turned back to her moments later to say somthing and she was dead just died toast still in hand . Her last words where bitching about under toasted toast . When I was told later that day first thing I thought was never accept toast from my mum

[@KoldingDenmark]

She sounds like my brother's mother-in-law. She always managed to have the last word. Even in her death.

[@acid3129]

@KoldingDenmark turns out she had a massive heart attack basically killed her instantly. My brothers taking it really hard as he was told to do CPR by dispatchers feeling her rubs breaking only to be told she had a DNR in place when the paramedics arrived and they just declared her death

[@lifesbutastumble]

Nah, you should never accept toast from your dead nan 😅 Condolences, BTW. Hope you're doing fine 🙂

[@vikj1255]

That was f45kin great. "its all noises and smells...." 🤣😂🥰

[@SilentRoses]

This is the Russel Howard i remember as a kid!

[@GsChillChannel]

This man is amazing 😂 love you Russell 😍

[@ElGordo1959]

Coming to Perth WA in February - can't wait!

[@angelasieg5099]

He always makes me laugh

[@litarosa6434]

Your Humour makes us feel Glad to be Alive! 😂 💖💫💞 Thank You!

[@tanjab3323]

I should work, but now I'm crying on the floor

[@lindaarmstrongjackman9788]

Russel is joy!

[@Rubicon-23]

Love this dude.

[@EattheApple666]

First time seeing Russell, glad I found him, nice!

[@valeriesuttonpayne7413]

I love Russell SO much.

[@kevininglesant2514]

Thank you Russell, you are a diamond 💎

[@lindawoodruff2772]

So good. Thank you.

[@embrio18]

Bloody brilliant

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

You always make Me laugh😂😂😂😂

[@user-og4ki1tm3x]

He tells jokes yet manages to do it without bigotry or discrimination

[@user-lc4qe4gr7k]

Russ's Mum must be a laugh riot.

[@simonglover2996]

Gold!

[@dadmindmatters]

"Bum you in the attic! 🤣🤣Hi Russell, I've always loved your stand up. I imagine I'm joining a very long queue but I have a youtube channel and podcast called Dad Mind Matters where I talk about all things marriage, parenting and mental health. If you ever might be up for being on as a podcast guest and talking about whatever you want to talk about it would be epic. Happy New Year James

[@2Madre]

so funny, thnx russ, was having a chit day

[@xalx09x]

Love russ

[@padders1068]

Brilliant! 🙂🙂🙂😂😂😂

[@jacquibradley1598]

Quite funny, well done

[@ashleyspicer4199]

Thank you for being an ally A bishop in America was just fired by the pope for LBTGQ bigotry. 🙏 I loved the good news section of your shows. Pure enjoyment this morning. I love your animated, compelling, and sincere telling of your life. You're very talented and humorous. 😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@tectamk.thorne7837]

There is always good in the world, even if the bad excels at being the most public.

[@igrim4777]

I'm sure the firing had nothing to do with the bishop's anti-vax anti-rationality comments or his repeated criticisms of the papacy or his extremely vocal demands that a parishioner outside his diocese be denied Communion or that it was yet another backward American bishop, of which there are many, trying to create trouble in the Church and even cause a schism over multiple issues. No it was all one issue that you have an interest in.

[@siesmicserpent]

😂😂😂 one of the best🫶

[@drachior]

Lost it at the apple juice xD

[@crabwalk7773]

👏👏👏❤❤❤❤

[@feralbluee]

I can’t help it - I love Russ. Besides a few too many butt or bum jokes, he is so funny in such a genuine way. he truly cares. The wonderful bit about the mum in the zoo, you could tell he really liked her little face. And the microphone stand - ye gods! Only he could make that fit for 13 year old kids. I sure wouldn’t have minded. (Okay, depending on the kid, I have a boy kid :) If I need to cheer up, it’s Russell every time :) 😋🌷🌱

[@3batscarr718]

Ironically rem was playing as i was watching this

[@user-gp9sh6vv8i]

Sheer talent.

[@cwtchtalk]

Lol i have an uncle who we also call aunty Garry 😂😂😂

[@shadowprince4482]

That sounds like a really good investment for a prank. Hide giant fake penises under people's furniture so if they ever move the furniture for any reason they'll all be super puzzled.

[@bunyipdragon9499]

Well cleaners usually know where the dildo etc is hidden. I know because I've stumbled across at least 5 over the years - it's amazing what we know 😵‍💫

[@scottmwilhelms2437]

So my thought was if your mum finds it and says nothing it just disappears from under the couch. 😳🤣

[@totallybonkers76]

He's right tho .. should be a good thing at the end of the news.

[@chijindu2002]

🤣🤣🤣🤣💜

[@t.m.p8187]

I’ve never laughed so hard 😂😭

[@T-Bag13]

You obviously don't watch much & your parents never brought you up in the right way. 🙄

[@Sparx632]

@@T-Bag13says the person with a testicles joke for a username and picture.

[@T-Bag13]

NAME?

[@Sparx632]

@@T-Bag13 T-Bag as in the action of crouching over someone’s face to dunk your testicles on them. Which is clearly the joke based on your profile picture depicting a tea bag in the shape of testicles.

[@t.m.p8187]

they are either 9 or a 45 year old virgin@@Sparx632

[@LimeyRedneck]

A willy, a dog and maybe a trip to the zoo, too‽ 😳😅

[@stupidoldgamer]

Faaaakin'ell🤣😂🤣😁🤣🤣🤣😂

[@kaidexe3660]

AHHHHHHHH

[@Rainbowofthefallen]

Just commenting for the algorithm 💜💙

[@jerrywinder7249]

It's the missing "heinz beans" that the man losed at airport! Resecently. 😮😮

[@grimreaper3330]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@nicolamatthews2993]

😂😂😂

[@tREVVA1]

🤣

[@DonnaBarrHerself]

WHAT WAS THE 4TH OBJECT IN THE SUITCASE????

[@unkolawdio]

Whatever I want

[@tutacat]

I guess heinz excluded this bit from the advert

[@user-rt4zb8xp8b]

...WHICH REM CD though?

[@thefifthGV]

I've lost some baked beans.. wait

[@timjonsson7761]

when the new netflix special coming bruv

[@Itsembish.]

he’s filming it next month

[@roymillsjnr5172]

😂😂🤚

[@Chaosssbvtch]

First comment 😭and I love you Russell 😭😭😭

[@ThatCoalSoul]

8:06 Callback that doesn't make sense as the video closer? Whoops.

[@vellss3524]

Early for once

[@jorgiotoldo8636]

holy , i was sure you were gay. never thought so wrong in my life. still love your content ^^

[@ashleyspicer4199]

This is going to be good. I know it.

[@coptotermes]

You do kinda see marriage in animals. Just saying. Pink and Grey Galahs in Aus for instance. They pair up for life. I think other birds do as well.

[@decodolly1535]

Don't shingleback lizards pair for life too? Must be an Australian thing.

[@EiraGoodfellow-lo8om]

Penguins

[@abdalleahmed4613]

Russel Howard is the Dave Chappell of UK

[@ThatCoalSoul]

He respects trans people so ...HE'S NOT.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

Wife? Slip up, Russell?

[@aethellstan]

you're english, it's a hen party not a batchelorette party.

[@MotoHikes]

Just as Russell stated in the video, you must be one of those people just looking to be annoyed at something.

[@aethellstan]

@@MotoHikesnot really. i live in england and i'm fed up with people who are english speaking american. it's lazy.

[@Connor-ONeill]

What, did you not understand what "bachelorette party" means? It's almost like it's a _netflix special._ One that will be available in countries other than Britain, most of which won't have a fu*king clue what a "hen party" is. Stop trying to be the gatekeeper for an entire language. I'm also English and I couldn't give a shit less what terms he uses, I have more pressing concerns in my life.

[@aethellstan]

@@Connor-ONeill cobblers. it's nothing to do with netflix, an american streaming platform. it's to do with an english comedian doing stand-up to an english audience and he's using american words not english. frankly i don't give a dman whether people from other countries know what a hen party is and if you don't care then there will come a point in time where things you actually do care about will be subsumed into a culture that isn't ours and it's too late. language is an important driver to culture just ask any indigenous people where they are having to speak english or french etc, they lose sight of who they are.

[@vermontvampyre]

Funny how someone from a country who stole everything from many cultures over the years; land, cultural items, people, and even language; could be butthurt in regards to an Englishman to be doing exactly as his ancestors did....borrow spare vocabulary from elsewhere. How do you think English got to where it is today? From stealing from OTHER languages. Also maybe he used "bachelorette" because some women could feel offended being compared to chickens? Which a lot of people view as some of the dumbest birds in existence.

[@maureengouldie1993]

Crazy how nearly everything these days has 2 meanings. Whats ATTIC mean? At&t ice cream?

[@robambrose4199]

No: a tick.

[@mcbikeman5673]

I have tried and tried to find this man funny but nope he just is not funny to me

[@peterporkeresq.2817]

'Sex' is today's lowest form of humour, if you remove every reference to sex from contemporary comedy, you'll have nothing.

[@notme2day]

Americans are really uptight when it comes to sex or nudity. Some people should really lighten up. It's not the end of the world or humanity ... unless you *stop* shaggin.

[@osc4ryt1212]

That was 50% kinda funny, 50% unfunny

[@charliecook-pt6gu]

not funny, you are nothing without news stories. felt like i was watching a female comedian.

[@IntensiveCareSecondary]

Well you might not think he's funny, but he's evidently successful lmao

[@charliecook-pt6gu]

he is successful purely because the news exists he has no actual material he isnt a proper comedian.@@IntensiveCareSecondary

[@bournemouthisshit]

Now THAT'S a trick! Leave a bag in the loft that alludes to something!

[@pascaledowling6309]

😂😂😂😂