Sensei Seagal

The teachings of Sensei Seagal
Disclaimer: The footage is used for parody/satire and criticism and protected under fair use

[@Uniflux]

Seagal wears those marksman glasses to spot buffets within a two mile radius.

[@gabrielbizzlebop4702]

Rich Piana's Rectal Prolapse can't blame him. it's the best possible scenario.

[@dennis_mennis]

fucking bravo

[@shokydance]

You're in my sights

[@chillpil6664]

Chael sonnen quote

[@folieadeux5463]

Jammy Dodger HAHAHAHA

[@jonhernandez2951]

Anderson Silva started losing once he stopped training with sensei. Coincidence, I think not.

[@MrMMAJER]

He never "trained" with him

[@Fluoride_Jones]

+Julian Ramirez Not a sarcasm guy, huh, Julian?

[@killingnoobs500]

Julian Ramirez he taught Anderson how to kick g

[@anipartom]

@@MrMMAJER You must be real fun at parties.

[@theterrar3566]

@@killingnoobs500 He taught Weinstein how to harass women

[@dantron7073]

Helwani : "A good friend of yours knocks out his opponent with a front kick to the face." Steven Seagal: "Thank you."

[@wobertrhittaker6921]

DANTRON 9th Degree black belt in Bullshido

[@Ethiokarate1]

Like I heard it, but I was still processing the nonsense. Then I read hear I wasn't the only one who heard him 🤣

[@tennisjiujitsu]

Lol I heard it to. Hilarious first response. Truly from the heart

[@jbl8613]

@@wobertrhittaker6921 it's actually Bullshitzu it was developed by the pygmies

[@metalnbonez4539]

he's dangerous at the buffet

[@alexvanderben9682]

Hey! A little respect MetalNbonez! He's not "dangerous" at the buffet. He's Deadly at the buffet. This guy didn't invent the front kick for nothing!

[@bruce_sings]

MetalNbonez still undefeated verses the buffet

[@trygullx]

he's dangerous at marriages

[@wchi8391]

MetalNbonez I almost spit my drink out. Good one mate

[@metalnbonez4539]

Frank Dux lol cringe attempt at a troll 3.5/10

[@MRostendway]

Dana is too afraid ti sign this monster. Sensei would clear the entire roster

[@lovingone]

MRostendway pfft. yeah the ufc just doesn't want him as champ thats all. he would fuck up all of these pretend "ufc martial arts" fighters.

[@J-a-k-e577]

i will do everything in my power to stop him from getting in the ufc

[@Damian-xe1ew]

He don't sign him because they don't have a super heavyweight division in the ufc

[@smallies7154]

the guys in ufc wont fall down for him when he asks. they just gonna light up that old rubbery head of his

[@XxRestlessGamerxX]

Weight classes exist for a reason. Plus, the UFC doesn't have a super heavyweight division.

[@Damian-xe1ew]

Legends say Seagal trained Mickey Gall to help him defeat the great CM Punk

[@KartikSharma-wu6vw]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@crcmoto3751]

Hahaha

[@bigboss-yv2nr]

the 2nd fight was brutal af. Mickey Gall landed some huge shots but choked him out quick in like 30 seconds but Jackson teared him apart and punished him for the entire 5 rounds.

[@falsepredictionsonnen7143]

I learned it in Japan 40 years ago I created it

[@samvalentine9243]

Lmao Casey I lost it when I read that

[@commentconnoisseur1001]

@Casey Robinson Mixed Martial Animations?

[@bricktop6216]

All you haters saying Steven Segal doesn't have skills. Just look at the way he kicked the living shit out of his wife and that is all you need to see to know his skills are real.

[@erolgoldberg3126]

Brick top this is one of the best youtube comments ever!

[@jjpds1]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sirdank2899]

Dark

[@Darj_sip]

1-0 on the streets

[@JCPoetryCourner]

"I don't need self-defence classes, I watched all of Steven Seagal's videos!" - My son's last words ;-; R.I.P.

[@patricklefebvreguitar5744]

His kicking technique isn't so different than a child throwing a temper tantrum. I'm sure Machida was SUPER impressed.

[@samorry15]

Patrick Lefebvre Guitar the kick did work though. Worked again this week

[@samorry15]

no but maybe he didnt know the full effectiveness of it. you get taught something then overlook it. but if somone shows you how to improve the technique of it, something can become more effective an work. anyway you might be right Im not even that bothered haha

[@Paul-ht3xj]

Samorry Touray wait you actually falling for this shit?

[@kkarx]

fueline You don't get it, do you? Machida with his 3rd degree black belt was a bum until he met sensei Seagul who taught him the most effective variation of the kick which none of the japanase masters knew about. I was lucky enough to find out about the merit of the secret. The point is you can't simply see it! Seagul told Machida what to eat b4 the fight and a how to fart to give the kick an extra acceleration, speed and power. Grandmaster Seagul was too kind to share this secret variation he invented even with Silva who also ko-ed Belfort with the same secret kick. With this variation the regular front kick becomes a deadly fart kick noone can defend.

[@hectorwilson663]

That stomach at 1:35 tho

[@CloudSpirals]

Dennis Reynolds. I have heard he has been training Khabib recently.

[@asyrafnazri9028]

he full of shit that's why

[@vicentegeonix]

Dennis Reynolds He is pregnant.

[@nonamer29]

From the way that footage was lit, it looked like Stanley from The Office.

[@NandortheRelentless]

It's a belly that the students keep trying to rub for good luck, but Seagal doesn't let them without permission.

[@XenogearsPS]

I can't finish it, its too much.

[@zGJungle]

yoo it's worth it to see the fighters taking the piss out of him behind his back

[@DrFearfall]

that's not what sensei seagal said at the buffet

[@John845]

Almost scratched my monitor thinking someones hair is on the screen. Fuck your avatar.

[@Beiskraft]

After the first 20 seconds, you will be alright. I made it all through! Good luck brother !!

[@suhduh4926]

Crazy how machida and anderson gave him credit lmao

[@johnnymac2952]

Segul paid them off Anderson fried him years later

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

they're afraid of him

[@dedde1311]

TheTimbalanders Anderson actually started losing when he stopped listening to him

[@jakec1943]

@@ArtVandelayOfficial hahahaha. That shit killed me dude. Fucking hell.

[@BruceWayne-fj9bm]

They are just nice guys.

[@RyuRaza]

Steven Seagal vs CM Punk 2018! 👊

[@tenjhotenge]

I'd pay for that. Cm Punk would get his first victory inside the octagon.

[@arana001]

Please take this down. Dangerous stuff.

[@athleticendeavor7686]

Has Sensei Seagal been training Khabib too?

[@tenjhotenge]

That's why Khabib can't make weight now.

[@ChelovekOdin]

taught him secret tiramisu spoon twist, double chocolate armbar and a lot more for future weight cuts

[@mistersonnen848]

He's Khabib and Johnny Hendrix's dietitian

[@kimiicemanmz]

Alberto Fuentes he's his nutritionist

[@yvesheinrich5013]

Well, duh. That bear Khabib wrestled with - that was a gift from Steven Seagal.

[@adoogabadooga9271]

I cringed so hard when he said I may have been a bad boy

[@jsounds535]

Azzam Al qazi that was Uber gay wasn't it

[@rabitshadow]

woah is this the guy who invented the front kick?

[@lucasferreira028]

yes,it is true,just like he invented the bicycle,the fire or eletricity

[@christopherbarrientos6014]

If Ripped Roofie uploaded a new video everyday, my bum life would be complete

[@user-pm9iu1zj1k]

Christopher Barrientos lmao

[@Fluoride_Jones]

+Christopher Barrientos He just uploaded one about Conor I think you should see!

[@MrBlue-yd9ke]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@UserYrbdjeb]

This guy's dead i think

[@PronounceGaming]

I couldn't watch the whole video, not because you did a bad job, but because Seagal is just so cringeworthy and awkward I felt too uncomfortable trying to watch all of it. I felt awkward *for* Machida and Silva.

[@lovingone]

PronounceGaming lmao. silva all confident

[@ippo3963]

PronounceGaming man im not alone 😂😂

[@ippo3963]

😂😂

[@vialactea5549]

I agree man, you just get a feeling in your stomach that something is horribly wrong.

[@sealevelcain4664]

artiew87 No ......he is just not a jackass.

[@MK-qz7fw]

5:18 You can hear the chi.

[@Link113322]

A skurwysynnnnnnn

[@joshshields9155]

Plusss...

[@moysesmartinez9284]

Legend has it the movie equalizer was based of sensei seagul when he used to work at Home Depot and had to defend his fellow co workers from the Russian mafia!!! Master seagul ain't one to be fucked with!! 😎

[@techstacker5361]

I honestly can't figure out how much of this is an act, and what is real.

[@XenogearsPS]

It's all real lol.

[@embraceentertainment4585]

None of it is an act. He invented the front kick after learning techniques in japan. Didn't you hear him at 6:10 ??

[@tottenhamhotspurish]

TechStacker Mainly taking the piss. But Anderson Silva did credit Seagul for teaching him the the front kick he KOd Victor Belfort with...

[@balddonaldcerrone7930]

Jawad H I doubt ANDERSON SILVA needed to be taught how to do a front kick

[@joshualawhead1251]

Jawad H I learned a front kick when I was 7 years old, it's one of the first kicks people learn in any martial art that involves kicking

[@viruz7776]

he taught conor how to ko aldo

[@theterrar3566]

He taught him how to tap

[@jdub7771]

Only thing he fights is weight loss

[@jjpds1]

SHOTS FIRED REQUESTING ALL UNITS

[@youtubecommenter5122]

Underrated 😂

[@unpocoloco5121]

"a good friend of yours knocks someone out with a front kick to the face..." " thank you " Was there a compliment intended or do you take praise for anybody else's success? ;)

[@Tyler500x]

5:20 was that fart legit or edited in? lol

[@smackbarm_peywet6533]

them fucking glasses

[@jasongenova1741]

It Jason blaha famous version

[@JustJaiAU]

Jason Genova holy shit

[@jasonblahamartialautist4190]

Blaha deadlifts over 600 pounds, you think he couldn't kill Seagal with his bear hands? Thinka about it.

[@preciado195]

how about one about m'lord. semi pro mma fighter baby

[@bleidd6743]

Sensei Seagle would beat Anderson Silva with one punch

[@plastique45]

Steven Seagal is to Martial Arts what William Shatner is to acting.

[@Peter-dk2ov]

Jeff Duke God's gift to this world

[@Fluoride_Jones]

+Jeff Duke Steven Seagal is to martial arts, what Steven Seagal is to acting.

[@lovingone]

5:20 Anderson farts on him

[@2sunami]

jacob Gloom and I thought I was the only one who heard that 😂😂😂😂

[@ramirospinelli6453]

Galvao slapping the other dude at the end is priceless

[@espada9]

If you were dressed as a glazed doughnut Seagal might be a real threat.....

[@ALL0UT323]

That front kick really worked lol 😅😅😅 Don't you ever doubt Sensei Seagal again.

[@besty8974]

This video changed my life

[@alcottdevalte7440]

Another masterpiece classic

[@espada9]

Steven Seagan taught Eddy Bravo about tower 7, he taught Marcelo Garcia the guillotine choke he taught Roger Gracie the closed guard.........

[@busfeet2080]

My favorite part about Steven seagal is how he claims to have invented the karate front kick when it’s existed forEVER as if we couldn’t all throw one.

[@Lonniebelle1979]

it's always disturbing to see a true psychopath who believes their own lies in action

[@tensilver7427]

lyoto machida kick lol

[@samorry15]

TenSilver that kick has worked 3 times now. For machida twice and anderson once

[@commentconnoisseur1001]

Machida Kun

[@thespacebetweenthoughts6560]

It took him 30 years to perfect a front kick?

[@jonhernandez2951]

I discovered this channel just recently and yesterday was watching stuff about this fool Steven. keep up the good work

[@Brian-on8kb]

He's gotta be one of the funniest characters ever. This guy...lmfao!

[@ThePat1221]

This channel is GOLD!

[@ride0RgetR0DE0n]

that last clip tho lol

[@bruce_sings]

Your vids are awesome! The look on machida's face when The Sensai is showing him the waddle-kick 😂🤣

[@314Aurelius]

Anyone else have trouble making it thru the entire video cuz you were cringing so hard? Gave the me douche chills

[@kolbytriplett4644]

Nah, this is quality comedy

[@daneilo777]

Seagal vs CM Punk for interim heavyweight championship UFC 220 make it happen Dana!!!

[@RodrigoPereira-cr9ml]

2:48 its hilarious how Machida body language tells it all "should i just...should...do i go along with this bullshit?...fuck it" and then at 2:55 "My dad is gonna whoop my ass for this"

[@oscarmontes3230]

Nothing but respect for Sensai Segal.

[@skimaskway6430]

If I saw this guy in public I would run up and actually perform a real front kick on his face

[@stlcardinals251]

Auto blipper 😂😂😂

[@JOJO-sn5zo]

You'd be dead by the time you make eye contact.

[@cannibrel]

hes never lost a round in UFC. scary stuff

[@jasonbourne5851]

They talk about this front kick like it's a Kamehameha Blast or something. It's a front kick. Every kid in the whole world whose done 6 months of karate has learned this kick. Congratulations Sensei Ryback, you "taught" someone the most basic kick ever.

[@AbirZenith]

This is the best thing I have seen today

[@Julesgio]

Lmao the final clip. I love brazilians.

[@riotpoliceTRELL]

2:33 he 1000% shredded his groin and is trying play it off

[@johnreese1337]

bullshido

[@sejobotonjic9630]

at 5:20 is a little training fart of anderson

[@enri2754]

xP

[@sunnyboycisco2052]

Your vids are great keep up the good work!

[@julianwhitee]

Oh glory friday! Roofie is back with a sweet video.!

[@thesadattic1065]

It looks so effortless when he fights those guys. Like he's doing nothing at all. What a master. Without him, Anderson would have never known how to do technique as complex as a front kick.

[@PectusCarinatum]

Do a video about Joe Rogan saying he's 5,8 or 5,9 but actually he's like 5,6 hahahahah

[@Miuranger1]

CloudJamie manlet mentailty

[@user-ob5xh3bw5n]

@DVN He's 6'4

[@raspberryf.m.]

@@user-ob5xh3bw5n he’s referring to Joe Rogan being 5’6

[@holdernewtshesrearin5471]

Seeing him eat that carrot in that video is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[@greatstate58]

Izzy needs to get this man in his camp.

[@LordLobov]

True goat of martial arts. Nearly as good as sensei steve harvey

[@mma3944]

I think you should have much more subscribers. Good video !

[@anubhavjoshi6944]

Apart from being a joke, Seagal actually taught them a great skill.

[@AllyCatmeow]

best channel on youtube!!! It's the botchamania of mma

[@nicolasrolke3538]

It's a true loss for humanity we never saw SENSEI SEGAL fighting in the UFC against legends like CM PUNK or ARTEM LOBOV.

[@hyperuben]

Mr Seagal is unintentionally funny, can't deny that!

[@jffranco1175]

thanks for video. mr segal is a true master fighting technique

[@ARPat2000]

5:20 ahhhhh the crouching tiger sudden gas technique

[@regularsherlock6237]

Seagal teaching someone like Machida that if you run fast enough in a kick you can make it more powerful lol.

[@edenalmakias817]

The Legend of Seagal continues

[@stevenseagal4664]

Seagal is a true bad ass I love this guy.

[@666thprayer]

Truly the best to ever do it

[@CloudSpirals]

I've been trying to work out why Roofie always types gullible in the description section! Does anyone have an idea??

[@CloudSpirals]

This channel is going to have a shit load of subs in no time, yet another great upload.

[@strangenessEPR]

3:20 “Thank you” LMAO

[@BrendanDormanMMA]

Dude these videos are amazing.....hahahaha

[@lovingtonspurz6464]

Voodoo child. No mistaking that magic guitar playing

[@RG-gv8ss]

Hes been doing martial arts for like 35 years

[@vitor3000]

God bless you for your content

[@streetjesus5287]

I love how Ariel trolling him😄😄

[@qv8281]

It is a little known fact that Sensei Seagal devised a method of punching with his feet which we now call kicking.

[@twrzenski]

You're a naughty boy, Sensei Seagal.

[@ladyelainefairchilde4632]

I trained like this in gymnastics classes.

[@frenzyf0k148]

Say what you want about him, but he's a legit martial artist.

[@omerjohnson]

were blessed to be alive at the same time as Sensei Seagel

[@mahmoudalawneh8808]

5:12 I refuse to believe Anderson Silva was serious here

[@elilopez4684]

This video actually gives seagal his credebility again... Well done.

[@rackoflamb65]

Galvao at the end was hilarious! 7:03

[@3.5b]

That kick worked for silva and machida

[@shentertainer6009]

The genius/crazy line is thin with the belly of the beast

[@ahmedshido9926]

I mean that kick did work...🤔

[@redeemedforgivenfree349]

Ahmed Boss boss The great haha that is true though 😂😂🤔

[@evilinblack5761]

Ahmed Boss boss The great ur stupid it was a crane kick

[@thesaltyspittoon6867]

Ahmed Boss boss The great Seagal literally taught these guys movie martial arts moves, its just the insane talent of strikers like Silva and Macheda that they managed to use the front kick unexpectedly and with so much power

[@ridizzle189]

I mean it's a front kick it's basic first day karate one of my young tennis students showed me that kick after his first day during a tennis lesson haha

[@mossydbzman]

It was a different kick

[@jjpds1]

omg that last clip had me DEAD OMFG LOLOLOL

[@ninjamaster7724]

I'm sure Anderson Silva was laughing ag how rediculous seagals neck chop wax when his friend ddmonstfated at the end there,lol.

[@d04lvallier]

"Kick him in the head in the face" - Steven "Very bad things" Segal

[@rockerboyka94]

You need to add daniel cormier towel

[@DAZZYVANDAM]

Love or hate Steven Seagal but you must admit when it comes to combat....he knows his shit!!