Steven Seagal Moments

[@nicholascolameo-vh8ko]

Steven Seagal is, hands down, the greatest method actor to ever live. He's been in character for over 40 years.

[@royroyce6620]

He just beat out Nic Cage

[@Lewiss7423]

Tom Cruise might be up there too.

[@MrMcGribble]

Dude that made me LOL for real.

[@Joseph.Cariati]

He's not acting...

[@Lewiss7423]

@streamx3m Tai Chi is up there with Aikido as a martial art. He's a fat, washed up actor who helps launder money through B movies.

[@slaineNZ]

He's a fighter, he's been fighting with reality all his life

[@UltimateShadow10]

I've been recently catching up on Steven Seagal's god awful movies. I didn't realize he was so hated, rightfully so.

[@jaybird1229]

He's losing it!!

[@Audiodreamer192-24]

😂😂😂 he’s hilarious!!! He just makes shit up as he goes 35, 40, 50 years ago…😂😂😂

[@jaybird1229]

@@Audiodreamer192-24 Who do you think 🤔 bagged Bin Laden?? And , Saddum ?? 😉 😜 😆 🤣

[@Audiodreamer192-24]

@@jaybird1229 😂😂😂😂 ya he dropped his training session with Bruce lee and went over there and taught Sadam some manners!😂😂😂 it was him that strung up sadam and they cut that part out of the live feed…. 😂😂😂😂 Then he had to get back to train all the UFC guys and they all said he was the toughest guy on earth and his farts smell like Colombian coffee. 😂😂😂😂😂 He’s the worst lying delusional person I could have ever imagined to exist…. He’s the guy who always think people are laughing with him…..😜

[@fritzsalzmann]

"Are you still dangerous?" For sausages and cookies.

[@farrypro]

🍟🍔🍟🍔

[@guidosarducci3047]

That was funny.

[@TheSilentGeorges]

I am literally laughing out loud. 😂 😂 😂 Thanks

[@3_KNIVES]

Good one! Ha ha ha!

[@georgelinares9964]

😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesdevlin6373]

What a humble guy, he just needs to believe in himself.

[@HappyTheOrdinaryCat]

I know 😌 he's been my role model all my life ever since I saw him fight two people at once.

[@FISHDINHO]

😂

[@billblaski9523]

Haha. I still believe that is Steven Seagal got a sense of humor, quit taking himself so seriously, learned to make fun of himself and embraced all the memes about him, he would be the most beloved celebrity

[@harold4371]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@twylah9047]

Steven Seagal has accomplished so much in his life... So now you want him to take advice from some fool on You Tube? That's the joke of the day! and should start you laughing... b/c I am !

[@dougclark9921]

"Are you still dangerous" "If I fell on a small child it would kill them"

[@ericknguyen4123]

LOL.

[@joebuzz2758]

Lmfao 😆

[@samesollar6709]

😂😂😂😂

[@joex1977]

That was fucking funny.

[@gamesps9562]

"Well, if you calculate... I've been dangerous about 40, maybe 35 years ago. And ever since, I've been perfecting it."

[@BRUCEJJ66]

I invented lying, I've been perfecting it for 35, maybe 50 years now ...

[@damiendelatorre1512]

NICE, YOU GENIUS ; )

[@rodgermurtahr6570]

HA!!!!

[@shaunpearson7905]

I don't believe you.

[@calipops6448]

hahahha hell yea hes so full of it

[@alexanderthomas6862]

There is a story about steven seagal that one of the guys who worked with him shared on some radio show where the producers went into his trailer and he was crying and they asked him "what's wrong steven?" "I just read the best script of all time" "really? who wrote it?" ".....I did"

[@robertfuentes9677]

Steven Seagal is the type of guy that wakes his family up to tell them he's going to sleep!.

[@ichauch9333]

Thats why his wifes and kids left, oh 🤔

[@carlopio2705]

When chuck norris gos to sleep he checks under his bed for the boogie man aka steven seagal !!!

[@joedrew9418]

I read that exact comment two other times, coincidence?

[@thatboybrandad]

lmfaooooooooo

[@berrafatale25yearsago87]

Hahaha spot on !

[@mongrelrat]

The best comedians are those guys who makes you laugh unintentionally.

[@israelrodriguez6986]

For real 😂😂😂😂

[@RiccardoVullo]

Michael Jay White? Can I laugh in your face?

[@VictorMaxol]

Will Ferrell looks more dangerous. Hell, the name Will Feral is more dangerous than Seagull.

[@SagaciousFrank]

If anyone were to ask who my favourite comedian is, hands down Steven Seagal would be my answer.

[@ashyowl]

Exactly. Unintentional comedy is the best. Go watch a George Bush junior compilation. Easily one of the funniest humans that’s ever lived.

[@leonreaper90]

Steven seagal taught me how to kick, he told me ''lift your leg and hit your opponent with it'' I've been undefeated since

[@yearningtruth1965]

Lmfao 😂

[@kshitiz06]

He learned that kick 30, maybe 90 years ago and has been perfecting it ever since.

[@insanelyrandom]

+Leon Reaper in tears man that's funny stuff

[@drewbennett444]

That comment is hilarious

[@HendersonHinchfinch]

30 maybe 90 years ago lol winning

[@Woodzy13]

He’s been perfecting his interview techniques for the past 87 years

[@newday2447]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mike-hu3pp]

Reminds me of Trump.

[@acrossroads93]

I don't know if you know this or not.. but for the last 25 years he's been a "cop" lmao

[@huntermctotahypnosiscrew6211]

@@acrossroads93 I heard that he was the best beatboxer 2 🤣

[@michaelmonfredo9828]

​@@acrossroads93 they call that chopper a skippy

[@d0ysh464]

"I'm a fighter, I've fought all my life." Fought lawsuits and allegations of sexual harassment.

[@thor4644]

Lol

[@mrmike1096]

Thats why hes in russia 😂

[@andrewtm85]

Yyeeeeaaaahhhh lmao

[@diplamatikjuan3595]

fought grey hair with my handy bottle of soy sauce

[@Glassandcandy]

@@mrmike1096 the funniest thing about that is that Putin actually thinks that people in the West will think “wow American superstar Steven Seagal is friends with Putin, he must be a good guy!” But in reality everyone in America knows that Steven Seagal is a washed up D list actor who holds no cultural capital whatsoever

[@tonymulreid6347]

Steven Seagal is the type of guy who would unplug your life support machine to charge his phone.

[@TramJizzle]

👍😆😆😆

[@SpontaneousWeasel]

lol that image is so perfect for who he is - in my image of that he is also wearing those ridiculous shades with the yellow lenses

[@h1ob355]

He´d unplug it to charge YOUR phone......he´s the good guy who just wants to help, remember?!

[@MegaDanca1]

I invented obesity, Ive been perfecting it for 30, maybe 50 years now...

[@gunpuntuhong4531]

Maxwell De Luca 😂😂😂

[@matiuhensley6657]

yer buddy 😀😁😂🤣🤣

[@mark2607]

Nicely done sir 😂

[@kulsevdasi]

Lol its so hilarious how he always wears those long and baggy overcoats in his movies, even his old ones. How did they let this guy be an action star? Like which requirement did he actually meet? Which stunt wasn't fake?

[@ManikiMPACT]

Haha 😆

[@stevensharp5135]

Nothing this man cannot do. Chef, musician, police officer, an actual deity, Russian dance master. The list is endless. And one damn fine black actor.

[@mikesendec3972]

As well associate disappearer machine

[@MrJruta]

😂😂😂

[@skeletonshorror5184]

Hahhahahaha 💀🔥

[@NinjakX]

Don’t forget Native American

[@2696ize]

Lol !

[@kshitiz06]

How do reporters keep a straight face when interviewing him?

[@IlGattoCheFuma]

+kshitiz06 They love to play dumb, that's how you get this golden footage.

[@HendersonHinchfinch]

So true

[@gekiryudojo]

lol what a set of cunts above me!

[@IlGattoCheFuma]

You know he has learned that technique in Tesshin Ryu Dojo in Japan 35-40 years ago, and he has been gargling his balls up until now it's EXACTLY how Seagal Sensei thought him to do.

[@pukki34]

Its a trade secret :) Sometimes difficult. Btw. Seagal thinks he is muhammed ali now :D

[@precursor3335]

For those who don’t know, Steven actually invented akido, karate, and every form of marshal arts when he was just a child. He is also regarded as one of the greatest guitar players to ever pick up the instrument.

[@alessandrogambino420]

Not marshal...martial.

[@derek4kgaming756]

He said he invented marshal arts, not martial arts

[@LouSassoleSledgecock_III]

@@derek4kgaming756which would make absolutely no sense. Are you always a dodo?

[@Mr.Sax.]

​@@alessandrogambino420No no, he invented marshal arts, you don't know those because you are not ready, because you are not Steven Seagal.

[@laurendaryani4893]

😂

[@Siddiskongen]

Nobody speaks more highly about steven segal, than steven segal. He's a real fan,

[@jrviade85]

just like cristiano ronaldo 😂😂😂

[@Siddiskongen]

@@jrviade85 bro siuuuing fax

[@discingaround]

How could Steven not love Steven? He knows all the intimate details like which chair has the best cushion and which dictator is best. What a true gentleman.

[@FathomlessJoy]

He's perfected Steven. He's been Steven for 40, 35, 40, 50 years...

[@raccongamefit8831]

Than Steven seagal himself, he's been acting and at the same time himself for 70-80 years

[@FRockall]

He's a legend within his own lunchtime.

[@ActivistParrot]

When is lunchtime? All the time

[@FRockall]

@@ActivistParrot 😂

[@Andrax999]

Domino's pizza best customer

[@JayP7178]

LOL!

[@themeatspot5020]

😂

[@thefakeserenity_3247]

yeah i got those glasses too from ammunation in GTA 5 XD

[@Forenzikproductions]

YES! Hahaha

[@pervypete394]

He needs to wear protective glasses from all the shit thats flying out of his mouth in case the wind change direction.

[@hartonoX69]

U very right...

[@jims8821]

😂😂😂

[@MrBlack252]

Neta Knapp "I actually created these glasses about 40 50 years ago and have been modifying them and have now perfected them. They are not quite ka-rah-tay glasses but a mixture of many different styles ive learned over 70 80 years."

[@nbnery]

When he talks about Lyoto Machida, he is talking about the high kick that knocked Couture out. Lyoto did an interview in Brazil where he talks about Seagal's little speech. He said Seagal went to some of his training sessions but that Lyoto's dad (a karate black belt) was the one who recommended that very kick because his opponent was a veteran and he "should do something that could surprise someone experienced". And then, of course, Seagal goes out saying that he not only created the kick, but he also perfected it and taught it to Lyoto. I mean... Damn... That being said Lyoto was very respectful and didn't even say that Seagal lied, he even made sure to mention that Seagal was present during training, he just said it was his father who suggested the kick.

[@gilesforde5761]

It was Anderson that done it to Machida

[@anaximanderofapollonia9842]

Except he did not say that. He said that they worked really hard on that kick. And Machida said that the kick was his father's idea, which he was already practicing, and when Seagal saw it perform, he liked it and then they practiced it some more.

[@skinup50]

Seagal has perfected the art of killing cheeseburgers for the last 30 years

[@unknownterror18]

😂

[@buzzin-hornet]

He has also perfected the art of delusion...

[@jimihendrix731]

Haha he is fat af

[@O.G.Rex.]

🤣

[@Cokecakepopcorn]

He acts and looks like one of those annoying fake guys who try to look like a navy seal.

[@danbrooooks]

He is one of those guys

[@arijao92]

He literaly has claimed that in the past

[@mrcsepel4321]

actually he thinks he is better than a navy seal, but he is just fatter then a seal.

[@dgates936]

Mr Csepel Hahaaa

[@brandonwachter2264]

Under Siege was NOT a historical reenactment 😁

[@mickymickymike4105]

I remember this interview he did awhile back, the interviewer asked him how he got into Martial arts. Steven said that he used to be a dishwasher at this Asian restaurant and some secret Karate Master who was the cook at his job noticed how fast Steven was with his hands when he was washing dishes. The cook according to Steven, saw that he had what it took to be a martial artist and he trained him in secret. bwahaha!!! Regardless if Steven is a fraud or not, he definitely has some interesting stories lol.

[@Foo3112]

+MickyMicky Mike Steven was the ORIGINAL Karate Kid lol. "Wash On, Wash Off"

[@marshallmccardell2635]

sounds like he wrote the original karate kid.

[@jonmacist]

First off Steven fought real street fights him and Bruce Lee are the only ones who fought for real Steven also has a legit black belt also from karate and from the best karate teacher there is his students verified as witnesses that he fought in Japan for real to be able to teach there was instructor of the year in 1988 i met a guy who worked with him on a movie and he said Steven sent him flying with one hit and says he is for real not to mention his stunt men other actors and his directors all say he is real good that is a lot of people lying I guess wow

[@asdadfafafafffallslsldd8068]

you're not an incredible intelligent man Mr. jonmacist John. "him and Bruce Lee are the only ones who fought for real" Steven Seagal and Bruce Lee have never been in real fights. Most of the other martial arts actors have done some competetive fighting prior to their acting careers. However; This was not the case for Bruce Lee or Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal is a pathelogical liar and a fraud. And you are a gullible fool.

[@asdadfafafafffallslsldd8068]

Im sorry to have burst your bubble but Bruce Lee was an actor and not a real fighter. A mythological figure who was hyped up by people who had a hard time separating reality from fiction. People like Chuck Norris who actually trained with Bruce Lee has told this several times before but he is written off by lunatic fanboys who doesn't want their bubble of wild fantasy to burst. It's irrelevant if Burce Lee had a street fight or not. I think there are reports of him being in a street fight tbh. But Im talking about competetive fights. Bruce Lee wasn't a competior. He was an actor and a guy who worked out a lot like people who go the gym to train cross fit. Could he have been a good fighter in his weight class? Absolutely, but he didn't take that step. Fighting wasn't big back then and it was more lucrative to make movies and to make money from teaching martial arts. Traditional martial arts are not really gonna make you able to fight btw. It's a big money hoax for deluded people in denial. It's just not effective.

[@carlisacar9328]

I'm a fighter too. I am constantly fighting the urge to laugh my ass off every time I see his face.

[@jimgarrison7340]

I would pay to see a Steven Seagal reality show that just follows him around for one month. From wake-up to nitey-nite. Nothing staged. No scripts. No set-ups. Just live unedited cinema verite Steven as he reacts to employees; boredom; women; drugs; issues; etc

[@kevinsinclair6873]

Reading this at 1:09 AM by myself in bed and laughing at this thought. Hot damn, this would be fascinating TV

[@burgerbobbelcher]

There was one. He plays(is?) a cop in it. Its exactly what you'd expect.

[@dystopian..]

He had one. He was a “sheriff” in the bayou. Pure gold

[@solomoon3083]

He DID!

[@colegains4082]

Keeping up with the Seagals lololol. I’d pay for that shit show

[@TylerDurden-oy2hm]

ive been fighing all my life too....fighting manboobs...fighting muffin tops....fighting carbs....multiple chins....

[@batista666bomb]

Tyler Durden 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Greenriver842]

Tyler Durden Hahahaha 😂

[@maxoneill5208]

best comment😊

[@jebvoorhees125]

Fighting my accountant... too much pussy... fame.. still more than you'll ever be.

[@HughMungus777]

😂👌

[@joydivsion77]

LOL Ariel Helwani knows exactly what he's doing with Seagal. It's gold.

[@PedalTheGlobe]

joydivsion77 Light years ahead on intelligence. Lmao.

[@buixrule]

Absolutely. He's you can see the puppet strings at work there. Ariel's a friggin genius.

[@galadriel9473]

I thought i was the only one who noticed this LOLOLOLOL this comment is gold

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

I swear its fucking golden , helwani is a master of his craft

[@andrewbrown8903]

It's gold alright . Comedy fucking gold🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@princejohn6560]

One of the greatest comedians ever. Every time I listen to him I laugh

[@RiccardoVullo]

Then you shall Say: Can I laugh in your face? 😂😂😂

[@mzx190]

I think Seagal is a hero in his own mind.

[@johnnytyler5685]

You "THINK"?!?!?! Seagal is so unbelievably delusional that at one point he was actually claiming THAT HE WORKED FOR THE CIA!!! And no, I am NOT making that up. He is a certifiable nutjob who thinks that because he played a "special ops CIA super spy" in all of his crappy action movies that HE IS ACTUALLY THAT PERSON IN REAL LIFE! He claimed that he was actually a CIA operative and he also claimed that he frequently taught US Green Berets and SEALs hand-to-hand combat techniques. He is one of the most pathetic human beings on planet Earth...literally everything about him is fake, including the damn hair on his head and the lifts he frequently wears in his shoes despite already being like 6'3" tall.

[@cod4life12349]

@@johnnytyler5685 heard he taught Sean Connery hand to hand combat on the set of all those James bond films

[@johnnytyler5685]

@@cod4life12349 Well you heard wrong. The only Bond movie Seagal had any part in was the "unofficial" Sean Connery Bond movie "Never Say Never Again" from 1983. I have no idea how big of a Bond fan you are but "Never Say Never Again" was literally just a remake of "Thunderball" from 1965. There was a legal dispute over who owned the rights to the "Thunderball" story and in the late 1970's those rights were awarded to one of the men who co-wrote the original Thunderball novel with Ian Fleming in 1960...a man named Kevin McClory. When he was awarded the rights to the Thunderball story, he decided he wanted to cash in on those rights by making another Bond movie...even if it was just a remake of "Thunderball". Connery was interested in reprising his role as Bond and since he was Bond at the time that the original Thunderball movie was made in 1965, it all sort of just worked out perfectly. So they remade Thunderball and updated it for 1983 (nearly 20 years after the original movie was released) and Connery reprised his role as Bond, but it wasn't an "official" Eon Productions James Bond movie. It actually came out the same year as the "official" Eon Productions Bond movie "Octopussy" with Roger Moore playing Bond. Anyway, Seagal was one of the "martial arts instructors" for the movie and he broke Sean Connery's wrist during training. That should tell you everything you need to know about Seagal. That was probably his first and last time ever working on a movie as a "martial arts instructor". I also find it hilarious that it was Connery's wrist that was broken. If you ever watch anything that Seagal does, his entire repertoire of "martial arts moves" involves grabbing people by the hand and bending their wrists in various directions to control the rest of their bodies...something so simple that even police are taught those techniques (or they used to be...nowadays it's probably illegal for a cop to even LOOK at a perp, let alone lay hands on him). But that is the extent of what Seagal can do as a "martial artist"...bending people's wrists back and forth.

[@davide724]

And his mind is the universe.

[@PoeLemic]

@@johnnytyler5685 Thanks for filling us in on all of that. Very nice to know all of that history, which I didn't, even though -- I've watched Bond movies and am a somewhat fan.

[@JamesCarmichael]

Frank: "What does Katana mean?" Steven: "It means Japanese Sword."

[@bobbarker14]

Not enough people know what this means. My hats are off to you, James. Now I'm off to check my secret Swiss bank account.

[@JamesCarmichael]

@@bobbarker14 Be careful with those Son-of-a-bitches.

[@yaboi4178]

@@JamesCarmichael what is a fine American man doing in a comment section such as this?

[@JamesCarmichael]

@@yaboi4178 Putting my precious Millions in my secret Swiss bank account.

[@yaboi4178]

@@JamesCarmichael be careful, you might be turned to fertiliser.

[@uome20bukz]

“I’m a fighter. I’ve fought all my life.” Yeah, he fought the urge to drive to McDonald’s and order two quarter pounders and a large fry every day of his life. A fight he lost 9 out of every 10 times.

[@robertmay9952]

I like all his movies but recently seen it reported he has tried to push himself on women and all his lies exposes saying he's a little a fake and a liar

[@chevyatkins558]

Lol

[@Kitsune_plays99]

You go take a swing at him tough guy.

[@christiandruan]

You like his movies, are you okay? Do you need help?

[@osamabinsmokin3287]

I've been losing that same damn fight

[@discingaround]

40 years later he’s still flipping dozens of opponents by barely moving, and sometimes he’s even seated. Some will say that it’s all staged and not real at all, but the Steven Seagal School of Pinky Fighting certifies each match so you know no cheating is happening. What an inspiration for us all.

[@markw9512]

His Bulshido skills are second to none

[@ahminyahnan1150]

Stop degrading people just because you cant throw pinkies

[@markw9512]

In addition to being a 7th degree black belt in Aikiddo and Bulshido, Masterbaytor Seagull studied the revered Open Palm Clogged Heart technique under Master Chu Sum Phat and has a purple belt (size 60) in this as well.

[@WordUnheard]

Steven Segal is like Chuck Norris...if Chuck Norris actually created every meme about himself and believed them to be 100% accurate

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

That's fucking funny bro 😂😂

[@ryanhiggins5980]

Nailed it.

[@ddiddles1591]

A person does not simply compare Stevan Segal to CHUCK NORRIS.. ffs

[@ichauch9333]

Once Chuck Norris claimed hes got weak. Just to lure Steven Segull 🤷‍♂️

[@JCT1926]

Genius

[@johntynan8161]

This is like a joke skit in a comedy, but actually really happening. This guy lives in an alternate universe

[@HeinrichTheGr8]

It’s mind bottling

[@FathomlessJoy]

He's clowning you on every timeline.

[@Ugleseth]

Have you seen him on SNL? Talk about comedy!

[@FathomlessJoy]

@@Ugleseth Seagal's the best troll of the 20th century.

[@BloodyRoastBeef]

Steven Seagal was my old douchbebag stepdad's idol, and I swear he had the exact same personality 😂

[@brandonwachter2264]

I had one of those too. Atleast yours didnt shoot your neighbor in the face (and back) & hold your mother hostage. EDIT: I mean not to my knowledge. I'm sure yours was a class A Asshole.

[@steve2jz664]

Wtf are yall talkin bout??

[@MrTangolizard]

Just Plain Roastbeef mate we all had stepdads like that

[@Blackopme]

Wtf ya all taking about wtf

[@mitchjames9350]

What happened to your step dad.

[@dtincworldnews8922]

Steven Seagal is a man that mentality NEVER left the set.

[@BeeRocket2010]

Steven taught me how to walk!! For 30yrs I had it all wrong, I was putting my left foot after my right and then left after right and he showed me instead to put my right foot after my left and boy oh boy it's made all the difference when walking. Thankyou Steven, my father xoxo

[@x5NYx]

That's amazing, you're so lucky. He's a great person. He taught me how to breathe. I always used to choke trying, but with Sensei's instructions I learned how to inhale oxygen into my lungs and exhale through my mouth and nose.

[@BeeRocket2010]

Sunny Ashraf Amen my brother! And doesn't stop with us, there are many others that have leaned important life skills from Sensei Steveies tutilidge eg. the complexities of the knife and fork, dressing and eating.

[@x5NYx]

***** For sure. My good friend Chidason Gold told me that when he was experiencing irritable bowel syndrome, the great Sensei himself invented fibre for him to consume. He never had IBS again.

[@danielcota329]

hahahhhahahhhaahhahhaahhahah!!!

[@artruhcasavon2162]

steven taught me how to shit my pants after a big meal !! He said that he learned it from a master ... and then perfected that bowl movement for the last 10 -15 years .

[@whocares9906]

"I've been working with helicopters for like 47 years"-Steven Seagal

[@MN-ug9me]

Skip,skip,skip,skip,skip….

[@Jsig552]

They call it a skippy, listen.

[@BridgesOnBikes]

I’d love to see a Segal vs Butt Crusher card

[@anthonyfrombelow]

Usually takes lessons from Dookie Shoes.

[@BlessedFallout]

EPIC COMMENT

[@berengerburkhart4080]

In an alternate universe, Steven Seagal is beloved as an entertainer known for his "dad action" movies, great sense of humor, and self-awareness. He's also knowledge and passionate about martial arts and knows the effective ones from the ineffective ones, but likes to play up his aikido prestige for a good laugh.

[@mechveteran01]

A year later..but.. lol, well done sir

[@mantovannni]

His 40 year mastery of this kick you never Ever have seen him perform is truly a formidable tool.

[@angelossauro]

So he literally trained every mma fighter? What a legend.

[@christophercampbell2929]

He actually invented fighting. 35 0r 40 or 50 years ago. Then he perfected it.

[@pmcccar]

No not every… only the ones who win

[@masterdon187]

Exactly

[@jamescon55]

"TRAINED", ALL of em , THAT's RIGHT! ....Like literally, dude , TRAINED em ALL...LOL!!! SMH ROTF

[@ReversedPolarity]

Yes, he trained them all, including the very best. From Snorlax to Khan Baba. Even Po and Shrek learned a thing or two from him.

[@morethanthrills1616]

The yellow glasses are incredible.

[@ichauch9333]

Yeah man, you know. Am straight fram the shootnrange, so you know 🤷‍♂️

[@ichauch9333]

@Gilbert Jones I try to explain the yellow glases 😁

[@Raghuveer2798]

Incredibly sh*t.

[@Claysimen]

Hes like P ic Principal

[@TheTeehee11111]

Safety glasses, you know, for stunts n shit

[@jasonspades5628]

Stephen Seagal actually trained me to wear sunglasses

[@richardstorm4603]

I think Stephen Seagal actually put Jean-Claude Van Damme into his belly.

[@Hallandoatstxpigs]

And in 35 to 40 years from now you might be able to master it

[@bailsaz]

Indoors too?

[@_Only_Zuul]

someone needs to train steven to NOT wear the sunglasses.. 🤔🤔🤔

[@outsider52]

Even as a kid I was thinking this guy is a weird action hero.

[@kodeeenkennedy2251]

“I just you know” moves hands whistfully 😂😂

[@erickrodriguez6736]

Yo that part was funny and random

[@patrickstep]

I thought he was going to put a coin out of her ear

[@ericbaxter9669]

"Many people consider me, you know, one of the great masters in my own field" HAHAHAHA!!!

[@roguesheep3083]

"Lotsa people are saying it.." then tack on your bullshit. It's like the force, works well on the weak minded. 😆

[@leviforbes301]

A master actor

[@Seanryan2001]

That must be the field where the cows eat grass.

[@ActivistParrot]

His own field of 🍟

[@farrightsocialistatheist845]

Master of Money Laundering.

[@that.guy11]

I think Steven Seagal has that Eric Cartman thing of doing "mental gymnastics" and believing his own lies to protect his ego. He genuinely doesn't think he's bullshitting.

[@Dannythehooligan1]

Agreed.

[@ChocolateMilk..]

It's called narcissism.

[@DreZ-pu4dy]

It took seagal 35 years to learn one kick , wow what a Martial artist

[@ReversedPolarity]

It takes a lot of devotion to perfect that kick and for that long.

[@indijitsu4052]

LMAO

[@SCWROX]

I've been perfect that kick for 1 or 201 years, and when the dinosaurs went extinct it happened cause I wanted it to happen.

[@rgcthat]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@celliasmaridius]

"I extincted the dinosaurs with that kick" lol

[@quantumblurrr]

Toni Memetaj No, Anderson Silvas front kick

[@mikemeeky6459]

hahahah

[@GearZenChannel]

Just to piss everyone off I am going to constantly talk about how awesome and legit Seagal actually is. And humble. Don't forget humble.

[@DannyKopij]

Steven Seagal invented being humble. He's been humble for about 52 years

[@dhalbrohr]

KEKW

[@1987dfa]

He said he used to be arrogant, but now he's perfect.

[@jekw23]

@@DannyKopij he didn’t just invent it….he perfected it! He’s been the more humble than any other human since he invented it, oh, nearly 80 years ago now

[@rickcochran2165]

He's not humble he's more apple crumble

[@csbaca1]

"I invented fighting 3500 years ago. Then I invented the crystal ball... I know everything." -Seagull

[@drb2k580]

We are blessed to be able to experience Steven Seagal live and in person.

[@TheStavness]

Yea, Ive been training. I started training 70-80 maybe 120 years ago I dont know. Ive been perfecting my technique all these years. Because you know, some say I am the best martial artist in the world and UFC fighters need my help for winning fights. Especially the pound for pound ones because without me, they would never have thought to kick their opponent in the head.

[@leftyloose8576]

Steven is the type of instructor that’ll tell you to do something without a single demonstration of how it’s done or why

[@abohsukampret]

Then punish you for not doing it correctly.

[@graveyardclassics]

@@abohsukampret hahahahah, I had a gym class teacher like that, the guy was a slob and full of himself

[@Ken-xc7vg]

I fought all my life.... Demonstrations are not fights.

[@MarkHorp]

+Shabogawa He has fought obesity..

[@leorolando1924]

And he lost.

[@surreptitiouswritings]

+Mark Horrp gold, dude. gold.

[@OpinionatedMonk]

I'm a fyta I've fought all my lyff

[@rustyshakelferg4304]

He just shows basic arm locks and self defense ... That's why he didn't want to fight jcvd

[@MB-jt9mo]

He's Leonardo da Vinci of our era. Future generations will learn about this great man at the most prestigious universities around the globe.

[@Lark1610]

Psychology and psychiatry students have to learn about narcissism, pathological liars and Münchhausen's syndrome, so yeah, why not.

[@glenrivello9736]

Every beginner in the world knows that kick But it took Steven 40 years to perfect it

[@paulmartinic7552]

"I said to him kick him in the head or the face" Pure genius!

[@BioClone]

He genuinally changed the sport history, people in the past used to aim for the toe and the ass to make the maximun damage.

[@Josh-go5lu]

this dude is such a clown. i don't know whether to laugh at him or get angry with him

[@Josh-go5lu]

😐

[@AsifIcarebear3]

+kawika dav That's up for debate. His belt was, according to some, "earned" under suspicious circumstances. Whether that's true, I don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me, what with his insane persona.

[@CarnalKid]

+kawika dav That's like saying I wouldn't push a wizard because they might turn me into a newt.

[@CarnalKid]

kawika dav Where would I find a wizard?

[@CarnalKid]

kawika dav Why on earth would you think a fat old man who trained in a BS martial art was more dangerous than an actual fighter?

[@titanayrum]

2011 was one hell of a year for Seagal, dude was smiling from ear to ear with his Machida and Anderson tour. He is crazy out of his mind, but you coulld see the happiness in his eyes from the spotlight.

[@hdgrimix]

He is a pathological liar, you can see when hes talking to people he looks at their eyes at the end of his sentences like hes finished thinking of what to say

[@ymmij388]

He is so humble, it makes my skin crawl.

[@agent_of_cthulhu]

"I'm a fighter... I've been fighting my entire life." - Steven Seagal. His competitive fight record: 0-0-0. Undefeated. Well, except that time he got choked out and crapped his pants.

[@wesmanpipes9430]

Thats the funniest story I have ever heard!

[@1784werewolf]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@acp4567]

By an 80 year old man.

[@willng1256]

That fight was not sanctioned. It doesn't count

[@agent_of_cthulhu]

@@willng1256 I know, but it came up during my exhaustive research so I felt I had to include it, for uh..., posterity.

[@ZERO_42069]

Met him once, he told me it was the greatest moment of my life

[@uwotm835]

he knows so much. the world of mma is so blessed to have his wisdom

[@Heymcfly82]

"I taught *Darth Vader* how to use **the force front kick choke** on the Jedi scum" -*Kenny Steven Florian Seagal*

[@TheAverageYouCuber]

"When Bruce Lee was as young as 12 I ended up teaching him everything that he has ever known in fighting and since then along came the bloody internet" - Steven Seagal

[@Isaac-muntz]

Seagal is still dangerous in a buffet lounge

[@ReversedPolarity]

True, master Seagal is known for killing an opponent a bite at a time.

[@Names_buck]

Reporter: asks a question Steven: *heavy inhale*

[@koko1914]

i think he has mental problems

[@fredherbert1400]

He's still looking for Richie so he can teach him that kick

[@imtootrippy7502]

+Fred Herbert BAIL BONDSHHHH!

[@PedalTheGlobe]

Andrew Coleman Hi Mr. Seagall

[@omalley16]

Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

[@australiaplus9629]

*He's been fighting obesity and currently is the Ultimate Eating Championship Champion.*

[@tomfuller5585]

I wonder if he's ever said, "I could be wrong." Is he capable of complimenting someone without taking credit? Narcissist.

[@kevinvandyke761]

Steve Seagal hasn't learned how not to poop his pants when he gets choked out.

[@DTJ2024]

K VanDiesel . y. . . OK . . and we may lose. . .oo

[@DTJ2024]

K VanDiesel ....o....o one

[@ActivistParrot]

Febreeze scented depends. He now never leaves home without them

[@baberuth2863]

his hair looks like spray paint

[@SuperSmellyturd]

baberuth2863 It's called the "Eddie Munster" look.

[@TheSmokingDen]

it is spray paint

[@haroldserrano5975]

baberuth2863 Dracula hairpiece

[@b0zay]

@@haroldserrano5975 LMFAOOO XD

[@FrightBites]

Close it’s shoe polish

[@ramalama9650]

He's the Ali G of the fighting world. His mate Dave taught him all he knows!

[@SalemGhassanHanna]

BRILLIANT analogy!

[@stinkyham9050]

No he's not. Ali G is in on his own joke, Steven seems completely unaware we are all laughing at him.

[@FungeHucker]

​​​@@stinkyham9050 Ali G the character isn't self-aware though. Sacha Baron-Cohen is. Hence why Seagull here is the Ali G equivalent of the fighting world.

[@dogfan4lyfe]

I LOVE the way he says Karate. It always leaves me satisfied and smiling.

[@AHP10]

...... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[@AHP10]

@Jeffrey Royer sleepy?

[@numba1punta110]

KahdahTe`

[@AHP10]

@Jeffrey Royer good boy

[@Kyojuro___Rengoku]

that is how it should be said and how japanese call it, americans just have to be differente

[@DonCron]

Ariel is playing him just perfectly.

[@kurtdewittphoto]

This man is a visionary, a master, a true legend and a hero, at least that's what Stephen thinks when he's eating his ice cream cones.

[@gotsu7343]

Haha

[@treesixnine]

Yes from that camel hump on the front of him I would say he is eating his own ice cream cones

[@hustlerbojenkins2543]

"kick that I've been teaching you" A 1 foot high kick.

[@AcesPlace22]

If he was playing a character... he'd be the greatest actor of all time... but the fact this is how is really is makes it hysterical

[@seanw4931]

“Fake low, then go high.” Absolute genius.

[@OverAchi3ver]

This man lacks so much self awareness its actually very entertaining to watch someone with such a mental health problem.

[@alvincapone5859]

Imagine wearing yellow sun glasses with a straight face.

[@sandmonkey322]

How is Seagal not Trump's running mate? Those men are made for each other.

[@hugoants]

That is a STRONG idea. This have BIG potential! Could be Very VERY cool

[@LarsKidev]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqS5ZmNmjJl1frc

[@1232sam]

Trump won

[@patriotsman6511]

Typical Hillary voter comment

[@AtomMotherHeart]

Come on man

[@966396631]

Seagull’s headstone: “He pretended to be everyone other than who he was.”

[@evanheart6105]

3:22 "My Cheeseburger is like a son to me"

[@mozuesolympian2988]

Why did i read this as the exact moment he said it.

[@olidoran2485]

"Yeah, I just, you know." - Steven Seagal

[@faridamin2410]

the biggest conman of all times but he is still a cool dude making everyone laugh 😂😂😂

[@ShawShank-kr9wq]

Helwani knows just how to have fun with this type of character, just throwing logs into the fire. ‘You’re like a visionary!” Lmao

[@stevenpeeven3169]

He's a young fighter I've been training for 70 years

[@twilightxzbit]

Probably my favorite thing to watch when I’m stoned lol

[@TheRealSandorClegane]

Stevens been trolling for like 45 years

[@ryanlesperance777]

1:11 "I'm a fighter, I've fought all my life" .....yet no one has actually seen you fight, ever.

[@eduardoherrer664]

Maybe against hard times?

[@ryanlesperance777]

@@eduardoherrer664 lol yea. like when he ends up in the joint over some domestic violence dispute. or having to pay lawyer bills

[@eduardoherrer664]

@@ryanlesperance777 no going to lie I thought you will never respond lmao, but yes, he is a conman THE conman

[@fraser_mr2009]

watch his movies his win percentage is extremely high

[@ryanlesperance777]

@@fraser_mr2009 yea. just like every other 'heavy" on film in Hollywood lol

[@hikingbird42]

"YEAH I JUST YOU KNOW" flails hands in the air

[@markandersen793]

Steven Seagal: a legend in his own mind💭

[@wotwot5212]

I love how Karen Bryant is trying to keep it serious, Helwani is straight up laughing at him

[@thelonewolf70x7]

Time stamps?

[@DannyHsn]

Yeah literally couldn't find anyone laughing

[@010FRnr1]

Wow he is the most humble person in the whole world

[@frankthetank5445]

Such a humble guy, respect 😂

[@boosted0075]

I'm 100% sure that Seagal believes that his movies were real😂

[@dominiclabuyere6868]

He probably gets depressed and has a conscience about all the stunt doubles he "killed" 🤣

[@ActivistParrot]

Every single movie was a part of his autobiography part 1: Marked for Death Lmao

[@oliverwilliam6931]

He is a great actor i am surprised that he hasn't won the Oscar yet

[@Arkira_X]

@@dominiclabuyere6868 This is actually, unironically true. He literally refused to kill a character he was supposed to kill at the end of one of his movies because he had an epiphany that “killing people in his movies was bad”, and the actor literally had to add in a line showing he was still alive, that got edited out in post 😂