Beats Up Some White Boys- Steven Seagal in Asian Connection

Big Daddy Seagal tears up the screen as Gan Sirinkiri, a criminal with a heart of Gold. Sensei does all of his own dangerous, arduous stunts, and only destroys 2 of the 3 hotties in this movie, showing great restraint. Why? Nobody knows. Maybe he was having an off day. Either way, Seagal is back with force in this brilliant piece of dog turd.
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[@senseiseagal1983]

Hello fellow Seagalians and friends. I hope you're all poking out eyes while maintaining firm posture atop the turnip truck. I hope you enioy the video. Thanks for your support. Be good to each other. It'd what Sensei would want. And cookies. He'd want those also.

[@eldorta]

Thanks a lot for your work on Our Almighty Lord. You turn a bunch of nonsensical shite into golden comedy. Thanks again.

[@yourkiwimate]

hes the sexiest man ever born - s.segal 1998

[@dudepool7530]

Tom Cruise wishes he were Steven Seagal!

[@killergameshit4529]

Absolutely fucking hilarious, finally people are starting to realize about stupid ass, Seagal movies, I have always hated that lion piece of shit, do you have a subscriber

[@phillyvoodoo]

Every muthafuca birthday!!!!!

[@robbylebotha]

Being african, I can confirm that Steven Seagul was also a child soldier in central Africa in the 90s. But back then we knew him as "the white death", he was the ultimate warrior and liberated my whole tribe. His mother is also 0,0000849% Egyptian, and a direct descendent of the aliens that built the pyramids.

[@atomaraffe]

😂😂😂

[@superdavelane4]

God bless your tribe. Make sure to thank that mongrel each morning.

[@78StinkinLincoln]

lol😅

[@seanblu9197]

Chicken F*ckin' Dinner! You are winning at life! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ✊🏾💙👑💪🏾

[@theelder4797]

Thank you for this historical knowledge of the great Seagull.

[@glowing571]

What I like about Seagal is that he is a one man diversity and inclusion entity. He is American Indian, black American, Japanese, Italian, Russian, Mongolian, Belarussian and just generally "a little bit Asian". Of course that might could be an illusion to distract us while he snatches every motherf****n' birthday.

[@madhukarjonathanminj2772]

Truly a progressive individual better than all of us

[@azuresonic69]

Lol. But it's "every motherfucka birthday.“

[@silafuyang8675]

Best genetic mix.

[@pussygalore731]

You left put Irish

[@grahamstrouse1165]

He’s Peak DEI, man! If Seagal ever decided to go to college he’ll get ALL the scholarships…

[@Ironheart73]

What a life Steven Seagal has 1. He is a master of Aikido trained by the founder himself 2. He is the first Westerner to open a chain of Dojos all over Japan 3. He fought the Yakuza 4. He sparred with Bruce Lee who later Idolized him 5. He is an Elite Navy SEAL 6. He is a CIA agent and occasional Consultant 7. He is the first private citizen documented to disarm a nuclear bomb 8. He escorted the Shah of Iran out of that country to London 9. He is the only legit Martial Artist/ Tough guy in Hollywood 10. He is a former Italian Mafia Boss 12. He is a SWAT police officer 13. He gave martial arts training to the entire Russian Army 14. He is a Blues Guitar Legend 15. He is an author/the best screenwritter/ expert in Shiatsu 16. He is the National Hero of Russia, Serbia, and Belarus 17. He is a sought after trainer of UFC champions 18. He is a Deiety/God declared by the Dalai Lama

[@clausjuergenwalde7251]

No regerts!

[@twoandimoff]

@@clausjuergenwalde7251 a classic tattoo

[@inspectortanzi]

He also walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age.

[@Ironheart73]

@@inspectortanzi Thats not air of confidence. That is gout pain. That is why his steps are sometimes bouncy. You get that from eating too much red meat and beer.

[@Bluebeast420]

😂😂😂

[@joesamson26]

Seagal and Will Smith need to have a slap fight.

[@aridddle]

Will Smith for the win. No questions

[@amos1kurtda]

Love to see that

[@highlander6964]

I’d pay to see that!!! Lol

[@MyLux777]

​@@aridddle will only slaps people smaller than him and seagull is 6'5 so probably not.

[@aridddle]

@MyLux777 Seagal only beats people up who can't or won't fight back or beat him, and I hate say it but I doubt Jada would let him back in the house if he lost so he has more motivation to win. If Seagal lost he loses the small sliver of reputation only he thinks he has.

[@haitch2676]

Papa Seagull saved me from diabetes, every time he saw me with a cake or a pie he’d swoop in and Aikido sweep me onto the floor. He truly is a massive man

[@diverguy3556]

The Sensai cured me of cancer by whispering the word Aikido in my ear as I slept, and before he left he did the washing up. Not even jesus would do that.

[@haitch2676]

@@diverguy3556 did he leave the pans to soak? Or did he scrub them clean? This is important information

[@diverguy3556]

@@haitch2676 The cast iron pans he scrubbed, but as for the expensive non stick pans, he left them to soak as he, in his wisdom, knows that vigorous scrubbing can damage the non stick glaze.

[@haitch2676]

@@diverguy3556 he truly is the Great White Buffalo

[@dasmuss6174]

I heard he’s fat coz every time he ploughed ya mum she gave him a cookie

[@ericrecano8557]

You and Space Ice are the absolute Grand Champions at roasting our esteemed Sensei. Don’t ever change!

[@ahar7624]

They are the only light in my otherwise dark existence...well apart from my kids..who beat the crap out of me as they are all studying martial arts...i prefer the seagal approach, donuts, cakes and lots of em

[@ryanosullivan2858]

I’m Jewish, , Japanese, Russian, Native American and Italian. I am the world 🌎 ~ Steven Seagal

[@TheNYCGoldenGlover]

I was thinking about this when I made my comment as well. If a man can be a woman by mere choice and race "is not real"... Both things we have been taught the past decade. Why can't Sensei Meatball live his best life as a Mongolian Italian Apache Russian Japanese Joo from Brooklyn. He was ahead of the curve once again, why we 💘 him so much

[@Africa-d8w]

But not black😂

[@TheNYCGoldenGlover]

@@Africa-d8w you obviously never saw Steven Seagal Lawman. Sensei has more soul and blackness than a Bantu Congolese man in the dark not smiling... "He done know hows to solves dem der crymez cuz he a sheriff down heres in Jefferson Parish"

[@atomaraffe]

​@@Africa-d8w You sure? 🤔

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

" I am the world" Well, his gut is.

[@princejohn6560]

I have never watched a Steven Seagal movie in its entirety. It is something I am proud of.

[@cunawarit]

I've had a horrible day or week and your video put a smile on my face. I hope this s*** made it all worth while.

[@awesomeeman]

Thank you…for…being interested for what we’re…doing…here…

[@Yuria_Lin]

And emm.. hopefully we'll be able to continue do things that... are positive eh influence in the world 🍔🍕🍗🍟

[@cunawarit]

@@awesomeeman Seagal cult? I'm in! Of course I am interested.

[@senseiseagal1983]

Hahaa. This is why I love Seagalians. Brilliant 🤘👍

[@willh1933]

I live in Cambodia and I guarantee there is not one bank set up like the one in the movie, they all have glass barriers to protect the tellers. Love the channel, keep up the great work.

[@neopatrician]

These videos are like therapy to me. Every time I feel fat, bald, old, and an asshole I realize that I am no match for Sensei Seagal. Keep making videos, I have already subscribed. 😊

[@AmarD87]

Dude, don't be like that. I'm sure if you really put your heart into it and give it your all you too can become fatter, balder, and more of an asshole than Seagal. I realize that Seagal casts a big shadow and they are some big shoes to fill but someone sure can beat him.

[@cwf081166]

God forbid Sensei Seagal would make anyone feel an asshole or any other sexual bits and pieces. Thank You for not writing arsehole, I'm glad I didn't have to feel an arsehole just to find out what one was

[@SuperBizzle10]

Im sure there is a video out there of Seagal claiming to have a Nigerian grandmother 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@insanitypepper1740]

Michael Jai White is the biggest Seagalian ever. Our Grand Sifu insults him and he still takes every chance to be a side character in his films.

[@LoverBoy-im7xv]

I've had a horrible day or week and your videos take the only smile I had, away from my face.

[@aaryamanpiplani5672]

You gotta do Enter The Sun. Steven embraces his japanese heritage so hard that he attacks Buddhist temples and is called Big Papa by everyone. A title which he now fits into as we are all his sons and he is our big papa

[@adamgetzendanner]

Dude I’ve in &out of the VA Hospital this week for my heart and this video took my mind off of everything this week. Thank u!!😂😂😂

[@senseiseagal1983]

I'm glad I could bring some levity into your life. All the best my friend. Keep smiling 👍🤘

[@aridddle]

Someone needs to make a movie about the journey of Segal's hair and the retreat and advancement of his hairline😂

[@smokeykick]

OMG, I can’t stop laughing!😂👍 The extra commentary is freaking hilarious!

[@uncleanis45]

Overworked and underpaid doc here. Thought I’d watch a minute and then probably fall asleep. But I must admit, this was worth the watch. Fully!😂

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thanks Unc 🙏👍

[@Tomohawk-e1n]

Your name looks like unclean is 45, lol

[@gmf121266]

As a fat man in my 50's I believe that Sensei has some valuable lessons for me such as how to defend yourself against a young fit guy who throws himself as you barely touch him. Such magic moves can only be performed by a true Sensei.

[@arnautarnautsen2564]

As someone in the same situation, what do you do if you don't have a comfortable chair?

[@hanskyro8512]

"My family is from Vladivostok in Belarus"...ooops wrong country 😄

[@woodwwad]

Ethnicfluid - that is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Well done.

[@jcmac7709]

14:12 the shear pleasure on his face not having a clue he was trolled HARD and thinking he actually had something to do with Andersons win is so satisfying.

[@jcmac7709]

In his mind he’s legitimized by it. It’s written all over his gritty face.

[@reaganhataway]

Thanks for the laughs. I can’t believe Steven Seagal and these movies are actually real lol.

[@TheBawseman23]

The random clips and pics you include of him makes me laugh out loud every video 😂

[@gamervet4760]

I wake up today and find an extra long video of my sensei's teachings. Best birthday present ever!!!

[@dasmuss6174]

‘Vladimeer Pyuuuuutin’ 😂

[@Natebrost]

These videos are incredible! I love the narration style and perfect delivery of sarcasm. Always a good watch after a crap day.

[@BugnBuddysMom]

",Sensei Snickerdoodle" 😂😂

[@jarod9135]

This channel truly makes me happy. It just is a genuine joy i found it

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thanks Jarod 🙏🤘

[@bitemykrank1970]

I watch your video's for the sole reason of seeing how many NEW names you can come up with for Sensei SanitaryPad in each clip.

[@kennethgray1219]

Thank you so much for enlightening the world on the wisdom, talent, and overwhelming physical prowess of this inspirational guru of entertainment and ass-kicking. You have showcased his superiority above mortal men. And have renewed my interest in his redundant, editing-plagued movies.

[@Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent]

A man who truly lives "his" truth

[@bigt4135]

I laugh all the way thru these videos. Thanks

[@paystation164]

I'm in tears, your channel never dries. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 You have a gift🤣 love this channel.

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thanks paystation. I appreciate the love my friend 🙏🤘

[@gamervet4760]

I watch all the dubbing scenes and I can't help but feel it's the crew getting drunk and doing their best sensei Seagal impression. I say getting drunk because I don't believe anyone on the sets of these are sober. At all.

[@EdwardZia]

I've had a 20 hour work day and your videos make me smile. Top job!

[@macruz8503]

@edward: Dam! What is it that you do? You must be rich.

[@eldorta]

"I've been studying this genealogy shite... For 57 yrs. Same time I spent perfectioning the front kick."

[@godsoneus]

Damn right SenseiSeagal! Your videos absolutely do put a genuine smile on my face. So glad I found this channel! You narrate, and produce the vids, with an interesting, unique and refreshing style, that definitely has legs. If there's an ounce of justice in the world, this channel deserves to blow up big time! And if you're not already on the case, you surely gotta be looking at branching out into either, other platforms and mediums - or even other subjects. Keep up the good work bud - Godsoneus in the UK

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thanks my friend. Your words of support and encouragement are appreciated 🙏👍

[@TheUnkBoogie]

Gravy seal is one of the best nicknames for him I've ever heard.

[@TrassseB]

Seagal truly is a gift from God… how else would people like you make such funny content 😅😂

[@loyaltyisroyalty5616]

It’s going to be a great thursday… because big homie posted a Seagal vid!

[@LegendMkr7]

Seagal looks like Eddie Munster if he aged like a beached whale on a summer day.

[@Skipjack7814]

Seagals autobiography is called Son Sue, The Art Of Blimp.

[@tawalali]

Commenting for the algorithm! Maybe I should just say thanks for the awesome content

[@Abfallkannibale]

You got me a gravy seal. xD That was OVER THE LINE!

[@somcak]

Love your channel! We've been binging it! ❤❤❤ Anywho, I'm not a t-shirt gal but love your designs. Perhaps putting the designs on a bumper sticker, cause I'd slap that on my car!!

[@natex9230]

"im told they are the hottest iteam of 2023, told, by my self" I love it.

[@ronniewestherly3435]

He is the world's greatest Sensei!! Have learned a lot from him.

[@amero888]

this is the first video I've seen looved it and glad to be here and see all the other videos new and old

[@senseiseagal1983]

Welcome aboard my friend 👍🤘

[@gamervet4760]

He also looks like a discount Stephen Dorff and his buddy is a discount Tim Roth. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Humongous420]

Happy 420! I love the cookies shirt you sent me Sensei Seagal. Great quality shirt with a delicious design. The fact it arrived on Sensei Double wide Dragon's birthday was the icing on the cookie cake. Thanks Sensei!

[@scandalouslando204]

Dudes got a channel just destroying Segal and I'm absolutely here for it 😂😂😂

[@senseiseagal1983]

In fairness, the dude talks a lot of smack about a lot of people. But my heart lies with Big Daddy

[@samuelsjl96]

like a big seal flapping his flippers. Bring the stuntman in to get slapped! 🤣🤣

[@travisdean8794]

Papa Seagal, what can we say, he’s just an amazing idiot who makes more money than me. Maybe I need to eat more cookies.

[@YetiBROOKS]

TRULY APPRECIATE IT Sensie

[@HannibalsCurse]

"Sensei Bubble Gut" 😂😂😂 i love this channel!

[@heyitsvos]

Did you drop a GRAVY SEAL designation on Sensei? Epic and I'm stealing it 😂

[@dasmuss6174]

Ethnic fluid hahahah, you magnificent bastard hahaha, and a fellow Aussie 👍🍻🇦🇺

[@kimberleyblair3392]

❤Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! You have made our day friend. 😊

[@Atigeve]

Legit have had a a pretty crappy last 8 days, found your channel Friday after my car decided to have an issue, some how came up as a recommended video, and it, and it made me laugh and smile, You earned a sub from me. GG.

[@briansutton9509]

“Vladimir Putin” in strange accent hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@650nelson]

When discussing his heritage to us unworthy slugs, he conveniently leaves out the yeti blood on his mother's side.

[@randallpetroelje3913]

Ahh yes, Russian, Mongolian Italian, Chinese,Albanian, Javanese, Ecuadorian,Eskimo, Arapaho,New guinea, Zombobwaen, ,Kurdish and Nepalese. Yup that’s Steven Seagull.

[@mayhemslim1217]

Even before you started D was my answer 😂😂😂😂 Enjoying your content and style😊

[@badmash5190]

This channel is like the poor man's space ice.

[@senseiseagal1983]

Haha. I'll take it brav. Thanks 🙏👍

[@andrewbuchman5089]

Sensai Gravy Seal!!! Epic!!😂🤣😂🤣 This channel never dissapoints me!

[@darrenclements6028]

Asian Connection stars a bloated Glazed ham with Eddie Munster hairline and goatee The master of bullshido and the king of Bacon triple cheeseburgers

[@irvingbrown2389]

How’s it going? Thanks for another hilarious video. It wouldn’t surprise me to see him run for political office, he would fit right in with Trump, I believe they are both great friends with Putin. Maybe if Seagal were in office other countries might fear us again. I really appreciate the time and work you put into your videos. This definitely put a smile on my face! Hope you are feeling better . Look forward to seeing more great videos. Take care!

[@davemcaleavey4215]

My boy, my man, my master and my sensei. Teach me the way sempai. 🙏

[@bertilator]

I'm stuck on gravy seal 😂😂

[@dougadkins9860]

ARE YOU EFFING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW??? EFFING GRAVY SEAL! DOOOOD! I'M DYING!!!

[@ValValiantThor216]

16 24 that steven seagull cartoon had me ded 😂

[@rexgaming1248]

This channel makes me laugh so much. The next mention of "sensei something" like Sensei Butterfly makes me hose with laughter. Very well done 😂😂😂

[@rexgaming1248]

Sensei Six Inch 😂😂😂

[@jayme1776]

My personal favourite is when seagal talks black, he's like dee out of its only sunny

[@warrencolegrove1]

Noice!! I like your channel! And your work!!

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

Ethnic-fluid. 🤣 If life gives you lemons ... just eat them, rinds and all.

[@Merlchar]

When Sensei was informed that he was a mongoloid, he thought they meant he was Asian.

[@johand5022]

Can proudly boast that i have an uncle who looks exactly like this supreme being.....

[@hobocaust3002]

Love your videos eh! Me and my buddy at work will always see each other and one of us normally says “Where mama?” And we have a good chuckle haha keep the spotlight on Sensei Papa Peach Pounder, he is a legend.

[@phillyvoodoo]

Lol..... Sensie Gravy Seal😂😂😂

[@robbiegarnz7732]

This made me laugh so hard! Please don’t ever stop making awful movies Sensei Cupcake! Lol!

[@chaiwallah69]

Seagal’s grandmother was a Vladivostok Mohawk

[@helixator3975]

As a Peruvian, I confirm that Segal has both Inca and Conquistador bloodlines, being a direct descendent of both the last Incan king, Manco, and Francisco Pizzario. In fact, he returned tomorrow he could resume his place as the rightful ruler and be welcomed with open arms by the entire nation …. something the population spend much of the day praying for, knowing that he would rid the country of the cocaine cartels, save the rain forest, and train enough champion MMA fighters to pay off our national debt and ensure every city town and hamlet in the region has its own buddhist meditation and mongol dance centre.

[@leechanyessonghe7442]

Even the baby in the background doesn't believe Seagal he be crying out loud 😂🤣🤣

[@phillipnoetzel7637]

Greatest actor ever

[@senseiseagal1983]

You know it Phillip!

[@theelder4797]

He's never acting. This is just his normal life, and HollyWeird secretly films him.

[@redd02prize46]

Your videos are absolutely spectacular lol!! He is a hell of a legend of B.S

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thanks Red. I appreciate the love 🙏👍

[@daanpost8306]

The funniest thing they are from Vladivostok and Bellaruss. He didn't even check a map to see how far those are apart

[@pope1089]

He's a wife and kids in Japan that he leeched off for years. Then he buggered off and became famous totally ghosting them.

[@oNe-TwO-fReE]

A King had his his Fool or Jester. The World has Steven Segal

[@aaronurenamejia3292]

Love these vids😂😂

[@alexanderwaite9403]

Dude your commentary is better than the movie!!

[@tongueie_tiger6416]

Best channel on KZbin bar none

[@senseiseagal1983]

Thanks Tiger 🙏💪

[@Joshua-uw7wm]

Great t-shirts I want all 6

[@davidbrokend]

I've had a horrible day or week. Great video brother. Vladimeer pootin Never gets old

[@Stopcolonizinglebanon]

Snort the cookies, snatch the coke's birthdays and flail strut while doing all of the above. Thanks, I'll take a dozen Steven Seagal movie tickets.

[@nervozaur]

Thanks for the video, this helped me today. All the best. 🤗

[@senseiseagal1983]

And you also my friend : )

[@brianhutcherson1700]

Sensei gravy seal made me spit my coffee out 😂😂

[@BrooklynUSA]

Farang? That’s what I’m going to call all the gentrifiers that double park uhauls in the middle of the night to make another 6 months of non paid rent escape 😂