Serial Police Impersonator: Chicago Edition

When Detective John Allen of the Windermere Police Department recently interviewed Jeremy Dewitte, your hero claimed that he hadn't been in trouble in ten years.
Audio from that interview is at the end of this video:
"You've not been arrested at all in ten years?"
"Other than the registration thing that Ms. _____ got me in trouble for, yes."
"That's the only time in ten years you've been arrested?"
"Yes."
"You weren't arrested in Chicago recently?"
At the time of that interview, Detective Allen was only in possession of the arrest report from Chicago Police Department. He did not have the body camera footage, exclusively obtained by Real World Police this week. For reasons that will become obvious as you watch the video, "the arrest report" and "what actually happened" tell pretty different stories.
Some key lines that did not make the report:
"Where's my badge, Rania!?!"
"I have my badge and my identification in the car!"
"This guy is a police officer."
"I'm doing this because you're an officer, correct?" ["Yes, sir."]
"He's a state certified Federal agent."
Your favorite police impersonator was hard at work, doing his thing in Chicago.
It should be noted that, as far as anyone has been able to determine, Jeremy Dewitte is not a "state-certified" anything. Not in Florida, nor anywhere else. Florida does not certify funeral escort companies and Metro State doesn't even have a business license to operate in Orange County.
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[@hygrometer]

"youre an officer correct?" "yes sir" lol

[@Ryfinius]

roger that, sergeant

[@anonony9081]

That's called evidence baby. Hook line and sinker, he has zero defense after that.

[@anotherguy8093]

Starting a gofundme for a bra

[@lucycarter1632]

An officer in flip flops- standard uniform!!

[@shell6927]

@@anotherguy8093 She doesn't need a bra she need scaffolding 😬

[@donatelloslappafello1108]

He can't even go on vacation without playing fake cop. Amazing dedication!

[@JaneDoe-ep6xj]

Oh officer jeremy wasn’t on vacation.. he was there picking up a ambulance to extend his business o fakery. This level of delusions gets no days off.

[@blewyd]

Nah, he was doing his funeral service job but the funeral went across the country to Chicago.

[@andrewfields8556]

Comment of the year...

[@ontologicallysteve7765]

The original pronunciation of Jeremy's name is 'Dimwit'. For the purpose of deflection, it has since been changed. Jeremy's actions have officially made this effort null and void.

[@arthsvic6828]

lmao dude became famous doing his shit and it feels like people can't hate, reason is he's entertaining so it's quite funny

[@bark1actual785]

Jeremy’s so deep under cover that even the feds don’t know he’s a cop

[@BoulevardFan28]

That's because he's a _state-certified_ federal officer. It's like a back door to being a fed 😂

[@sfmc98]

"If captured, we will deny all knowledge of you."

[@sunrise7236]

Exactly what i was thinking! he gives them all the undercover signs ! He even tells them after they dont pick up the signs... bad cops!

[@MrGphilli34]

He's a sovereign federal officer. He appointed himself.

[@banjopete]

Jimmy TwoToes , that’s REAL deep.

[@johnnyruby3904]

About every 6 months I do a Jeremy Dewit marathon.

[@bretrodrigues475]

Lmfao!! Sounds like me. Makes me realize my issues aren't that bad after all°

[@ohthosemorons1356]

I'm just like you buddy. I do the same thing. It never gets too old for me. Lately I've been deep into the other moron's (Darrell Brooks) videos trial for killing 6 and injuring 62 others with his car when he mowed them down in a parade. Can't get enough.

[@johnnyruby3904]

@@ohthosemorons1356 I’m going to check that one out

[@MA-uf5dg]

bro same here

[@acegambit777]

Get a life maybe

[@viribusunitis8617]

At this point, the majority of Jeremy's life is documented on police bodycam and courthouse footage.

[@markg0410]

I heard that The Truman Show was initially based on Dewitte's life, but because he was such a badass, it was rewritten and given a new name - The Bourne Identity.

[@savagegiraffe1]

Lol jeremy also wore a body cam while doing funeral escorts and filmed all of the illegal shit he was doing too

[@2200Stinger]

Don’t forget his own body cam!

[@beachz101]

I know actual police officers who don’t spend as much time in police cars as Jeremy.

[@YourDriver]

This guy has been arrested so much I feel like I am on the 4th season

[@mamarobyn]

Lmao..

[@RemingtonSteel]

😂😂😂😂

[@BiltsOne]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bradmeeds1226]

How'd he get from Orlando to Chicago?

[@2213DJ]

🤣

[@AndrewK88]

When the cop said “I’m doing this for you because you’re an officer” he came in his pants.

[@jerryjerrylahngenhairy4724]

Lol

[@drw1926]

I'm crying LMAO

[@Earth616Batman]

You tell em Jason

[@claytontidwell9574]

More like vomited 🤮 in his mouth

[@doug132639]

RANIA YOU MISSED A LOAD AGAIN. RANIAA RRRRAAANIAAA I CAME

[@AlanTClark]

" I'm a state certified agent!" Jeremy has been milking that sentence for years! 😂

[@frankvqz3799]

Correction = “I am a certified state agent”

[@tomfuller5585]

You have to give Jeremy credit. He is consistent.

[@TrapGodd1017]

Very, very passionate and dedicated to his job 👏🏾👏🏾 i wish my work ethic was like his 😕

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Actual Police Interview

[@tony9305]

Consistent at being a delusional simp.

[@stanleygoering4856]

Consistently full of shit!

[@jamiemccarroll5885]

Mr Dewitte isn't even legally married, his been impersonating a husband for several years.

[@derekfletcher4354]

One thing you have to give him credit for not impersonating........, a psychopath.

[@MoAli-wm4of]

She got off lucky in that case .. she can still make a clean break an try to pretend like this was all a bad dream while he completes his sentence

[@cjswag]

J K I like the term “Crisco Sandbags” from how they’re sweaty as they hang down to her belt line.

[@ronniejamesdio3929]

@@JK-wf2sq tummy TiTS ! That's Great never heard that one I'm using that from now on

[@JB-wg8id]

Wow, he's got a micropeen AND he's not a cop? Burger King line cooks got more going for this dude

[@woodeyelyegaming1401]

Internet: Will you click on another Jermy Dimwitt video? Me: Roger, Sergent.

[@chiefkatiehawke7317]

@WoodEyeLye Gaming - Sir, git it right will ya?! It’s “Rah-jor Sar-jint”!!🙄🤣

[@tristansundquist1834]

@@chiefkatiehawke7317 Nah it’s just sarn’t

[@alexg5513]

I think I've clicked on them all at this stage 😅😅. He just cannot control himself 🥴

[@mikeheavener2510]

That saga continues

[@user-hi8jf1hu4p]

I first saw a video about this guy a few hours ago and have been very entertained.

[@TheDD5623]

The way the officer shut the door at 4:43 when Jeremy was still talking was gold.

[@No-rl9wn]

19:16 too 😂😂

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

Yep, that's a patented cop move. Right when they're delivering the punch line to their rant, SLAM! "Here's what I think of that, buddy!"

[@Mikeb-NH]

@@No-rl9wnThat was definitely a time stamp worth pressing a few times. Sa-Sergeant! (Slam) 😆

[@redadamearth]

"I'm a state-approved certified agent for what we do." What? LOL

[@IntoTheNothing1]

this dude is trying to get arrested in every city i guess.

[@allesschwarz_liebe5871]

A A lmfaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you act like that’s his goal in life

[@Yankeepride03]

When he’s finished with all 50 states and U.S. territories it’s time for his world tour.

[@107glen]

A A 😂😂😂😂

[@thornie123]

We need T shirts made up “DEWIT DUMBASS WORLD TOUR 2020” listing every city. Lol

[@allenbanks602]

Worst world tour ever. I really hope he makes it to Bangkok.

[@clopez3901]

Jeremy Dewite has 99 problems and being a cop ain't one.

[@bdiff]

C Lopez Hit Me!!!!

[@working2bselfsufficient724]

Sure he has enough problems trying to wrangle them tatas around in bed.

[@lazytyrantthao4637]

Lol 😂 thinking the same.

[@molonlabe9635]

he is the fake officer we never asked for but the one we needed

[@allenbanks602]

Being an idiot may be tho. 🤔

[@Based_4444]

Lock this guy up. He is and always has been a danger to society. It's going to end badly.

[@GameplayCrush]

They can't lock him up, every time they get him in court he just impersonates the Chief Justice of the United States, and overrules the judge.

[@spadez8618]

It's chicago.. they can't even handle rampaging teenagers... They stand no chance against the might of Dewit

[@planetcaravan2925]

He has been in prison for a while, fool

[@elvickRULES]

@@planetcaravan2925unless he’s serving life it’s not enough, fool.

[@N7_Jedi]

​@@elvickRULESfool who you 2 fools calling fools, fools.

[@leonardebron6032]

Bro references Metro-State like it’s the Justice League.😂

[@James-yi1vk]

Dewitt is my personal hero. He makes me feel like I'm amazing in every way because I'm not him.

[@SugarDannyyu]

He makes me feel terrible because his English expression ability is much better than mine. If I get into that situation, I will not be able to express myself at all.

[@PneumaNoose]

Lmfao omfg I laughed so hard at this

[@Doug.the.welder-hj6cq]

@James lmfao that shits funny

[@brandonbilek5307]

Don’t call him a hero

[@razexl9064]

I rather not be able to speak English then be a bigger goof then Jeremy, plus his good talk will get him no where when his in prison.

[@vani_isreading]

I feel like I’ve gotten to know Jeremy Dewitte more during this quarantine than I have the people I live with

[@WarriorVinyard]

I've been on a Jeremy Dewitte binge all day. This guy should be on reality tv.

[@stevesand8845]

Lol me too! I was just thinking that

[@dharvinraj2314]

Im from Malaysia, now i know him too. Dewitte is international famous

[@I-wrote-this-about]

I'm from the UK and I feel like I've known him for years

[@YouGotsTheRabies]

These are crazy times.

[@jamesburch716]

Gets the opportunity to apologize and still turns it into a argument lol

[@pete904ni]

"I'm sorry but really it's your fault I acted like this" 10:28

[@privateassman8839]

If you have to force an apology out of someone, that person's apology means nothing. Jeremy should've been charged

[@ellisjames7192]

He truly should have been charged for throwing the chairs. Not one, but six. He threw one chair while the cops were there.

[@giftedfox4748]

Towards the end where they show the arrest report, he did get charged for three different things.

[@jackwalter3913]

I’m tired of Orange County harassing me! * leaves Florida * gets arrested in Chicago

[@gusrtw20]

@Chad K he got tired of the police harassing him in Chicago

[@mikelomeli1316]

Haha no shit

[@pyro7602]

He couldn't pull this crap off in Illinois he would get shot.

[@frankperla86]

This was before Florida, this guy doesn’t learn anything

[@JohnDoe-sd4ou]

He had better opportunity in Florida...

[@robot_spider]

"Where's my BADGE?!" Still in the box of Captain Crunch, buddy.

[@jeremydewitte5952]

I was looking for my state certified I.D, I never once said I'm a cop. watch it again.

[@robot_spider]

@@jeremydewitte5952 I never said YOU said you were a cop, but you definitely yelled to your wife "WHERE'S MY BADGE?". I'm not sitting through the whole thing again to find the time code.

[@jeremydewitte5952]

@@robot_spider I know perfectly well what I said fuck nut, I had a Metro State badge in my room.

[@robot_spider]

@@jeremydewitte5952 Your Metro State badge, that meant absolutely nothing in Chicago and essentially proves you are a pretend wannabe cop? Oh, that's right, it means nothing in Florida either, does it? At any rate, I assume this isn't actually Jeremy DeWitte. I have to imagine he's got better things to do than have internet fights. I mean, he's got what, a dozen court cases against him? lol "Fuck nut"... classic Jeremy...

[@jeremydewitte5952]

@@robot_spider I'm not a wanna be cop, I am motor one from metro state, I have never said I am a cop. Firemen, security services, paramedics all have badges are they all pretend cops? i told them i am a state certified officer and that is what i am!, a badge is mearly to prove what I told them. I'm not involved with any funerals today and I dont have as many court cases as everyone seems to think. RWP has edited videos so much to confuse ignorant people like yourselves. come and look on out Metro State youtube channel to see what we really get up too! Also I told them multiple times I am Metro State and RWP purposely edited the videos to miss it out because there was some confusion at the time on the police's side to what Metro State is.

[@thechazdarby]

That screwdriver wasn't the biggest freaking TOOL in this video🤣

[@cwatson42785]

That Sargent is wholesome as can be lol. Seems like a honest, even tempered and fair guy. Props to him

[@jmeponte972]

Not to wholesome..he said the only reason why he was letting him off was cause" he was an officer". If it were you or I we would've been gone no questions asked.

[@Realwademasters]

Who ever told this guy “fake it until you make it “probably should have explained in better detail 😂

[@VenturiLife]

lol ... fake it till you make it to Metro State security officer, then Stop. Now it's "Stop... get some Help..."

[@harrylarry4672]

He use to be a cop so it more like fake it cuz you lost it

[@thebizend]

Blades For Days 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

[@VioletJoy]

😂😂😂

[@timmywitty1432]

Harty larry...he has never been a cop, he is a registered sex offender.

[@banditkeef3864]

Poor cops don’t know metro-state has international jurisdiction

[@ptmy8590]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrGlock509]

Correction it’s intergalactic jurisdiction.

[@russellgeorge1993]

Lmao

[@tylerphillips8435]

Hahahhahahahhahahahaha!!!!

[@luciusvorenus9445]

INTERPOL bows to Motor One.

[@boogaturk8363]

Sometimes, late in the evening as the sun is setting behind me, I'll walk to the edge of Lake Michigan in Kenowhere, and I swear, I can hear the old calls of, "C'mon Sergeant," carry across the cresting waves from Chicago.

[@rodrootlessmf3538]

His t-shirt of "tactical division" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bernietoth]

"Youve gotta eat humble pie on this one." Clearly this guy has NO prior experience with Jeremy Dewitte

[@carlosmatos9848]

Lol, no humble pie for him, just inserting his own foot into his mouth.

[@NomadxElliot]

He believed he was an agent... He definitely doesn't know this guy.

[@annehaight9963]

@Chad Mower If he was taken to the station, he was arrested. Dude just cannot tell the truth, even when his lies are easily uncovered.

[@itsmewallis]

Jeremy really should become the channel mascot.

[@ItsToXxy]

You got my vote on that! 😂

[@termlesshalo]

ToxicSunshine dude yes! 🤣😂

[@ellisjames7192]

"he pulled a screwdriver" Yeah AFTER you threw chairs at him. Jeremy never told the cops that.

[@Wallflower801]

SIX! From a high balcony. And what amazes me more is he does all this dumb shit 💯 sober too. 😂

[@fayezentner2244]

He had a screwdriver to release the linked

[@MyersMayertogether4evr]

Heavy ass steel chairs too not some cheap plastic deck chair

[@polkatronixx]

That's the worst apology I've heard in a long time.

[@buddhafyre]

So Jeremy is taking his show on the road.... Can't wait for the LAPD episode.

[@s2kidd899]

That and NYPD would be great they have no patience for this kinda shit

[@benjaminacosta2582]

Lol! So true!

[@marivee6040]

🤣🤣

[@SarahDigsHockey]

yeah....except the LAPD doesn't arrest anyone anymore.

[@kryptism]

Would like to see him in Miami next!

[@maxmerton]

There are two things you need to know about Jeremy Dewitte: 1. He will never stop lying; 2. He will never accept that he’s in the wrong.

[@militaryjunkie6207]

3. He will always be a officer

[@maxmerton]

Doug Dickerson Did he make his bond?!

[@maxmerton]

Marshal Murat Er, no. Your #3 is fictitious.

[@SteveV6206]

4. He will never be a cop

[@claytonbjornson]

He's a fast talker... But its all bs

[@firetruck988]

The most concerning thing here is even with the way he acted (poorly) they still believed he was an officer.

[@beachz101]

The tow truck driver was soooo lucky. Normally, these airborne special forces guys never miss when they throw chairs!

[@mmatthews61687]

He pretend to protecc He quick to attacc You're not a real cop Jeremy Put your hands behind your bacc

[@mattschnorf498]

Michael Matthews gold

[@LL-fi4rr]

LMAO nice

[@nonnegotiable2777]

Ah, I See You're a Man of Culture As Well.

[@petty.labelle]

Ah, kudos my friend. 👌

[@CarlaHanson68]

Best comment!!

[@jamesporter6288]

The cop closing the door in his stupid face as he's yelling SERGEANT SERGEANT ... That was so satisfying

[@happydays4551]

@@CDN0128 almost sounds french A.

[@ronnieholt3863]

WORD

[@jamesporter6288]

@@CDN0128 my bad... I'm kinda dumb so thanks for the correction

[@ShawshankR3demption]

I came

[@hayesman76]

James Porter For a moment it reminded me of the guy in the subway video incessantly yelling, “CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! ...”

[@thom8728]

This guy can't go ten minutes without getting arrested.

[@dylanalbuquerque4854]

Anyone else binge watching JD arrest/court vids? 😂

[@DeanLordUK]

Back again!

[@deanoost9599]

I feel very sorry for his wife. Can't imagine how that relationship works. I mean...she's probably a bit nuts too, but he's a monster. Do they have children?

[@x316RiotMakerx]

I check in on him every quarter or so

[@lizzimmermann7164]

I’m home from work with the flu. I have fallen down a rabbit hole. Hard.

[@KleoTheServiceDog]

@@lizzimmermann7164same

[@guychi-chifly950]

Dude was forced to eat humble pie and still ended up getting arrested.

[@P1LLSTV]

Forest Whitaker's Eye yuuup

[@JK-wf2sq]

Drat....forgot I threatened to bring my bb gun downstairs with me!

[@calvinengle2020]

@Gamble Family 45107 did you actually watch til the end??

[@southjerseysound7340]

The funny part is that had he actually listened and actually did it, he might have gotten away with it. But when he tried to act like he did nothing and got loud with the guy when he was supposed to apologise,is when he dug the rest of his grave. If he was like I'm sorry, it's a misunderstanding and I know you are doing your job..... I'll take the towing up with the building and take care of the damage with your boss....... and got the tow truck out of there. The cops wouldn't have put the rest of the pieces together and realized that he was a lying pos 😂

[@HELL0NESSA]

Because he straight up lied and said he was a cop. Lol all he had to do was shut up. He can't help himself

[@danielmcgillis270]

He is probably out right now yelling at people for not sheltering in place.

[@churchpoint89]

Bruhhhh THis comment wins!!! @daniel mcgillis

[@Chrislav7]

Best comment I've seen in a long time 😂

[@cameronmadsen4683]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@gyarddog1935]

Carrying around a tape measure making sure people are 6 ft away from one another

[@jasonwashere8016]

Well than he would be doing a good thing.

[@freshmike1952]

Jeremy has absolutely no interpersonal skills or emotional intelligence. From every video I've ever seen of him, he makes the situation so much worse, just by the way he acts. "Sargent! Sargent! Please Sargent!"

[@tomfuller5585]

"Can you apologize without being snotty?" Officer, you might as well ask a leopard, 'Can you change your spots?"

[@ayeshayesh6097]

It’s so cringe when he says roger, u can tell he wanted to be a police officer his whole life.

[@luvleeana]

Omg... that made me vomit

[@bill3085]

Lol well he should have not became a registered sex offender lol. I’m glad this guy is never able to be a cop. I wouldn’t trust him to be a garbage man

[@dieselscience]

There are multiple videos of him impersonating a US Army officer, also. The big give away is he can't get the uniform put together correctly.

[@bill3085]

@@dieselscience the guy is a walking joke at this point.

[@bill3085]

@Drum God he can’t do either because he’s a convicted felon due to his sexual involvement with a girl that was under age.

[@potff]

I want to see this guy escape prison by impersonating a guard and then impersonate the us marshals looking for him

[@robertmaclean7774]

LOL best comment so far.

[@carlosgalan5450]

😂😂😂😂

[@tommymas1]

That would be the best movie!!

[@tommymas1]

And then arrest himself and take himself to jail afterwards.

[@basedsalty6970]

Omg that's good

[@lingling21100]

Never trust anyone that says, " I won't lie to you" Most likely they are about to lie

[@justinthomas2805]

He never knows when to shut tf up. He can’t even shut tf enough an fake apologize with blaming someone else to get out of trouble.

[@1601tgc]

When this blows up as the next Netflix Documentary phenomenon, I can say I was there from the beginning!

[@nancyjones6780]

You just gave a lot of people a good idea!

[@norms3913]

Make a good episode of dirty jobs lol

[@bradleyward285]

🤣🤣

[@karlisrubenis]

Lol . Nice

[@timothinking9855]

I'm already working on it but every time I reach out to Jeremy for and interview he wants to speak to my sergeant...

[@Lost_AtSea_]

Where's my badge, where's my badge! My funeral escort badge!!

[@lukevader7589]

Where's my Federal Funeral Escort Agent!

[@sergeantslug6535]

Lol I can’t stand this imposter

[@humboldtharry4248]

It’s his police merit badge, his most prized possession. Show some respect please sergeant!

[@sergeantslug6535]

@@humboldtharry4248 😂👌🏻

[@doreenplischke7645]

🤣👌🏼

[@Soulbrothersunny]

“The police said I couldn’t fling chairs” this guy literally NEVER got the memo that’s not something normal people do.

[@seanycaufield6809]

Every time Jeremy says sergeant an Angel 😇 gets it’s wings

[@gilbertoavina6156]

He said "sergeant" almost as many times as he said when he got arrested in Florida.

[@Name-oz4lq]

Gilberto Avina he says it in a condescending manner, too, as if they should be ashamed of their position, which is ironic since he’s pretending to be the same thing. 🙄

[@steiny3353]

Gilberto Avina..Yeah. He seems to like the sound of that word, very much."Sergeant"

[@HadeGVO]

Gilberto Avina ahahha omg amen 😹😹😹

[@WarrenAAndrews]

16:34

[@mulonzee8773]

That's how officers catch him everytime

[@JoeBlac]

It would have been hilarious if they called his 'work', only to have his cellphone ring.

[@WarriorMentality82]

😂😂😂😂

[@proonguice8386]

That would have been awesome. Then he just looks around whistling.

[@liveonmiamibeachcom6775]

I would have loved to see him explain that one

[@tomfuller5585]

"I promise, this isn't going to go the way you're planning, Sergeant!" Well...yeah, Jeremy, actually it did.

[@23michaelb84]

Jeremy never fails to create good police impersonator content!

[@G.GordonMidi]

"Why's he acting like a moron?" oh, he ain't acting!

[@okcman34]

Priceless

[@minkeuk549]

Funny as hell

[@G.GordonMidi]

@Sleepy Joe 🍽 💩🖕🏼

[@sethruotsalainen8156]

Imagine getting handcuffed 3 different times in one incident.

[@braddivens5179]

Its like in WWE when someone wins the belt, and loses it minutes later, but that times 3.

[@TommyAventador]

His mouth always gets him in trouble! He never shuts up, and no one likes him after talking to him. Humble pie is not what he knows! He was asked multiple times if he’s an officer and he said yes. Only when he’s confronted and asked point blank then he says he never said it!

[@slipperysloper3721]

*handcuffs being put on Jeremy Jeremy: “I wanna press charges” 😂😂😂

[@Daveyhavok832]

You’ve never heard desperation in someone’s voice until you’ve heard Jeremy Dewitte in handcuffs.

[@firefly44220]

That is absolutely true. I’ve noticed that since I started watching this guy. He’s such a whiny child when he’s caught but he always lies and talks a big game otherwise

[@shannonmclaughlin6506]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kloploon6525]

hes like in a constant state of desperation thats the default

[@edh7761]

Jesus Christ Jerry!

[@lindajames2498]

LOLOL

[@sciomancy6]

Sociopaths are bullies until questioned. Then they're the victim

[@DailyScratcher]

Damn dude that's a perfect analogy

[@mmatthews61687]

Yo see the way he spoke to his wife? "You're going to have to fill out a statement RIGHT NOW!"

[@uncleremus5046]

My ex wife fits your brilliant analysis perfectly!

[@northlandgaming7913]

Same with libtards, not tryna start a political debate tho

[@DanimalLawlz]

@@northlandgaming7913 The lunar landing was fake, not trying to start a lunar landing debate tho

[@pickels5184]

Jeremy couldn't go to Chicago for more than 2 hours without getting arrested

[@BAK3D]

It warms my heart everytime I see a real officer slap cuffs on Jeremy DeWitteLESS.

[@mattkeller2466]

Holy Jesus, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

[@DawnPatrol21]

WHY am I not surprised? At this point, we might start seeing videos of him getting arrested overseas too. Maybe he has done some kind of fake private contract work in other countries.

[@cygnustsp]

Its totally insane. It's almost like this guy does it on purpose to achieve notoriety.

[@luisguevara7402]

😂😂😂😂

[@dylanlaughlin6715]

😂😂😂

[@EmperorNonya]

🤣🤣🤣

[@RonMotta1972]

I love how it’s NEVER Jeremy’s fault. Class-A narcissist.

[@Luckelux]

Yeah!!!!! He is a damn narcissistic piece of work

[@beckyclawson2245]

That alone does not make him a narcissist 🥴🤦🏼‍♀️

[@MrBotteh]

@@beckyclawson2245 look up the meaning lmao you played yourself.

[@beckyclawson2245]

@@MrBotteh nope you did. Look up the clinical meaning my friend.

[@MrBotteh]

@@beckyclawson2245 if you come to watch all his vids you will know that this Jeremy guy is the definition of a narcissist. So again you played yourself.

[@dannydeleto8535]

The absolute betrayal in his voice when he says “Sargent” gets me every time

[@eamonnbyrne8400]

Dimwitt has the cop saying "Your a cop right" on loop in his Spank Bank videos so he can watch it over and over until he is empty. LOL🤣

[@Sandman60077]

"We do high risk details, protection agency services". You're a crossing guard.

[@colbyzur4642]

More of a cursing flying traffic stopper

[@AK-cx5ix]

He said high risk escorts, blah blah blan n "The list goes on n on"🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@nyainthesession4ever]

crossing guard is high risk job,protecting children lollll

[@nate87799]

Not even a crossing guard, he has no right to direct traffic. He’s a traffic crosser.

[@technicallyballingonabudge8341]

A crossing guard has more Authority then Jeremy has or will ever have he is a sex offender he don’t even have half of his American rights

[@thatrunawayguy3555]

This guy finally made it. He's become the the main talk of a KZbin channel that's dedicated to police.

[@jakenapier6925]

Lmfao

[@danielfreeman649]

SOFA KING TRUE

[@Lolkatlolkat]

Don’t fly too close to the sun Jeremy

[@madamefeast4824]

Lol I'm glad he got the recognition he deserves

[@fayezentner2244]

He got plenty of emails saying that they can't park on the property, only the street

[@ricosuave8123]

There’s no situation that this guy can’t try and explain his way out of being arrested. It’s all about how he uses his words to answer specific questions.

[@Helluvabutl3r]

I'm almost convinced this a like a youtube show. The amount of times they've let him out and he managed to do it again is insane.

[@Apratis]

Ik, absolute legend

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

Maybe the cops are off duty and get a cut of the KZbin money. Maybe Jeremy is off duty and doing it for KZbin money. Police impersonators are dangerous AF. The officers don't know if he's he's a blue light bandit or just running a chickenshit security agency. So it wouldn't make sense that he keeps getting out with all this evidence unless it's just acting.

[@osuosu117]

@@RsRj-qd2cg I know in Illinois if you just claim to be an Officer its a misdemeanor that comes with a slap on the wrist, you need to make a fake uniform/badge before you hit felony.

[@wha-whereyomamastayatvlad1642]

Facing life now well see what happens with him

[@8Junio76]

He did some prison time for doing this

[@MCsAdvice]

I bet he wakes up every morning, looks at the mirror and says "ok....let's go and make difference!"

[@rustymertz]

“Bad guys, I’m your worst fuckin nightmare!”, also the folks that ignore my funeral processions

[@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii8818]

Clark K don’t forget the part when he wash his face in cold water and looks himself in the mirror and then saying it.

[@solitare7945]

Oh sergeant dan I got you some icecream sergeant dan...ICE CREAM!!

[@bobsciascia]

Lmao

[@darraghd9904]

"This time it'll be different!"

[@2W3X4YZ5]

He needs to be John Bunnell’s partner on “Worlds Wildest Police Impersonators!”

[@koeh12345]

I would love to see a video of every time Jeremy has ever said SERGEANT!

[@Helos743]

He also says get me a lieutenant a lot. Lol

[@Lion-OandSnarf]

When Jeremy saw the screwdriver, he probably suffered a flashback from his Call of Duty PTSD. Poor guy

[@jessetrapp8949]

Lmfao 🤣😅

[@JAIMELUIS]

LMFAO

[@brucevalari5612]

Chicago statue blah blah states clearly the tow driver can carry a non lethal

[@thomashassall96]

😂😂😂

[@kixk52vill64]

Fallujah does it to people.

[@LeticiaSPandaMcfly6]

I went from watching DUI videos on this channel to jumping into the rabbit hole of Dewitte. I honestly never heard of him until a few days ago. lol

[@pagasa5326]

Pretty interesting rabbit hole I just got into😂 it’s currently 4:16am and I can’t sleep watching this

[@halfdead1380]

I think the longest video I saw on him was an hour long lol... on vid 5 now

[@isoccerpluse]

Lmfao yo this just happened to me.... I can’t stop watching

[@LeticiaSPandaMcfly6]

@@isoccerpluse I’m telling you, it’s a dark hole. 😂

[@mrmeerkat1096]

They should rename this as the Dewitte channel.

[@badboose8475]

There could literally be a comedy movie made about Jeremys life. He's already a huge star on KZbin.

[@x316RiotMakerx]

Paul Blart: Funeral Escort Cop

[@curmidgeon8]

Jeremy’s dedication to protect and serve is admirable, pretty sure this vacation was an operation to clean the streets of chiraq.

[@ICGorillaP]

This guy is dangerous. He's going to be a problem everywhere he goes.

[@angelaburroughs6244]

Gorilla-P he has no self control what so ever.. can only imagine how he acts at home with his wife

[@ianwalton284]

steroid rage

[@Eric-zi1oz]

hes gonna overstep and pull someone over that has a gun and he will get deleted...

[@blare5346]

The increasing reality of a more serious outcome makes it less entertaining and more of a wtf that he hasn't faced harsher consequences. I understand it is in different states/cities, but damn

[@Kyle-ht5qg]

He is. There's videos of him in Florida doing the same kind of shit

[@Fjongan]

He just needed to apologise and pretend like he wasn’t an idiot for a few minutes. He couldn’t even do that

[@abdulshabazz3397]

He is state certified agent, show him some respect

[@Fjongan]

@@abdulshabazz3397 and a war hero

[@isaned]

The one thing he can't impersonate is a person taking responsibility for his actions.

[@Fjongan]

@@isaned true lol If he could only fake it it would benefit him, but as you say, that is one thing he can’t fake

[@alrightyru]

This same channel interviewed a girl (15 then) who JD sexually assaulted in the early-2000's... He is so much more of a creep than people know !!

[@11bravo57]

I didn't know know Jeremy was on the damn habitual offender Allstar traveling team. Lol

[@holdernewtshesrearin5471]

He's a menace wherever he goes. This is what happens when a narcissist is in tight with the local sheriff. Might as well be his son. He feels like he's above the law and he was for years. This is Minas fault!

[@mlliana]

He’s the captain of the team lol

[@garrettr3644]

It’s insane how often this guy is appearing on my feed right now.

[@0611930024838]

"he is a state certified federal agent" .... "THEN WHY IS HE ACTING LIKE A MORON?" xD

[@annamiller4114]

STATE certified FEDERAL officer lmao

[@AR-fh2uh]

"Never go full retard" - Kirk Lazarus

[@antigravity2057]

..Jeremy Dimwitte..

[@antigravity2057]

His wife could have be arrested for impersonating a female.. 🤦

[@Angry.General1461]

@Gray Au I can see why he gets away with everything, because its in Chicago. The highest crime rate in the country and where police let everything fall apart!

[@jp709]

“State Certified Federal Agent” *when there’s 2 separate jurisdictions in one sentence*

[@dannysigurdson6533]

Sure, after all he is the company's Admiral-General

[@dimebagdarrel4874]

My dude is a national global law enforcer

[@xorxpert]

gump2544 an impersonator who thinks they have absolute power, in all states over the government.

[@jp709]

Dimebag Darrel america world police?

[@BrianSmith-yq7ys]

When he said high risk details im almost passed out laughing

[@ellisjames7192]

How many funeral processions are "high risk"?

[@rickshark3783]

You never know. One of those dead people might come back as a zombie.

[@miguelherrera6762]

"I told you not to disturb me when I am cleaning my room"

[@samp700sp]

Imagine how pissed these cops were when they found out dude's not a cop

[@whywouldyoucareaboutmyname6610]

Ikr I'm glad they took him to jail lol I didn't think they were going to first half the video

[@sassykat2000]

@@whywouldyoucareaboutmyname6610 They didn't take him to jail. They released him. And then later on they dropped the charges. They had plenty of evidence to get him on impersonating but didn't pursue it.

[@PHeMoX]

@@sassykat2000 It's a bit more complicated than that though. He's no real cop, however he does run a company that does security type services. I know the dude is a total lunatic with a temper issue. And a wannabe officer. However, it turned out it was extremely difficult to get a decent search warrant and uncover more incriminating evidence. It may be obvious he's impersonating a cop to us most of the time, but if it's within his Metro State Special Services company services to clients, it's technically not illegal. You can hire private security in that way. And as long as they do not carry fire arms without permits or start arresting people beyond citizen arrest type things and stuff like that, they can in fact be legit private security. It's not misleading at the point when it is obvious it involves private security of sorts. Look into the times he got arrested for concealed carrying weapons and stuff like that. Apparently, it's hard to really nail the guy on something illegal. But it's not like they haven't tried to.

[@brentfarvors192]

It's not hard; Dude has charges in like 6 STATES!!!

[@thatcitrusfriend6234]

@@PHeMoX Thank you for explaining the nuance, it's easy to blame the officers in the situation but there's not much they can do.

[@COLE_PRODUCTIONS]

"state certified federal agent" "well why is he acting like such a moron" story of his life.

[@joshuarose5746]

Eventually it comes out that there is no certifications to validate what he said. The only thing is he owns an LLC in Florida called Metro State. Or, rather he owned it. His crazy girlfriend was sleeping in their office and the last time he went to jail she took over, sold everything off and sent him into the poor house so maybe he finally is getting some of what he deserves

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

Why would the state appoint agents at a federal level? So much confusing about his thought process.

[@mcguffindoe192]

STATE appointed FEDERAL agent????? Lmao

[@nancygreen3705]

Jeremy wants to be important so badly. He made up a title for himself.

[@davidratcliffe3710]

He's not acting like a moron he is one 24/7

[@iTsTHumpa]

Could have just paid the $100 drop fee and went about his day

[@DieNextInLINE]

Jeremy is literally INCAPABLE of simply saying "You're right. I wasn't thinking. I saw red/I got tunnel vision. I let my body move before my brain could think things through and I messed up. Sorry." The closest he comes is "I know this doesn't excuse it, but I literally had no time." Because a lack of time justifies hurling chairs from 60 feet up. Jeremy is god damn lucky he didn't catch a battery charge.

[@fayezentner2244]

He knew he couldn't park there the emails said parking available on the street only parking for residents only

[@ryanyoung7433]

His wife is EVERYTHING I imagined her to be...

[@jimbof1074]

And more...........lots more!!!!!

[@jenniferfree4144]

Best comment on here! Lol

[@Flicks2x]

Lol

[@Treasures776]

Spanish girl

[@traviswavis1212]

Dude.... youre my bro for life lol

[@thomasn9722]

"It's not a lie if you believe it" -George Costanza

[@Salomon_G]

"I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."

[@danielcastaneda742]

He should try lying about being an architect, he'd probably get in less legal trouble.

[@beardedwoodsman9294]

Daniel C yeah impersonating an architect isn’t too bad of a charge these days

[@flyboy7981]

Believe it or not, it's a lie

[@andrewbecker1379]

Maybe he was just a bit overzealous about trying to be a Good Samaritan this time.

[@shenidan2023]

Wise words and steady head from the sergeant.

[@ajrussell8]

Love coming back to watch the infamous Jeremy saga. Better than anything Netflix has released in years.

[@gladfam8967]

He is a professional con man. He should never be allowed to run another business in the US.

[@vegas7023]

No, sir. Hes right at home, actually..😂

[@ianl5266]

He should get life sentence without the possibility of parole, served in corporate America just like the rest of us.

[@chrisoliver5302]

He has no choice but to own a business. Who the hell is going to hire him with his record?!

[@matthias2756]

I love how he always asks for a lieutenant Probably so he can take notes to update his costume

[@truehelper5590]

GET TOOOOO THEEEE SERRRRRGEANNNNNTTTTT😂😂😂

[@kixk52vill64]

🙄 for the last time Jeremy: “I am not Law enforcement.” Also Jeremy every video :👮‍♂️ “i need a unit.”

[@paulpatane2439]

Haaaaaaaaa!!!!

[@jonhug3231]

Hahahhahhahhahah. His costume!

[@jonhug3231]

His wife said “ I’d rather he tows the car instead of him getting arrested again” key word being AGAIN! And the cop said yup, I agree... HA! As if a cop can “get arrested” multiple times and still be a cop HA!!

[@nostalgiajim]

So the statutes for emergency vehicles are the same in Chicago,IL as they are in Orlando, Fl? Prolly not.....JAIL FOR YOU!