TF2 Sniper Items We NEED in Game - FT Fatmagic

[@thatnoname]

The Stream Sniper would be irreplacable for making fun of an enemy. You can kill a player and then proceed to piss on his corpse while the player gets angry.

[@cristinagomez3283]

One problem: his standards include "be polite"

[@thatnoname]

@@cristinagomez3283 Mains of this class forgot how to be like him tho

[@cristinagomez3283]

@@thatnoname freak it. Why the hell not? A new subclass, the corpse pisser sniper.

[@vitaleriof]

@@cristinagomez3283 imagine jarate killing a spy and they pissing on him for maximum piss

[@wyslanniknewworldorder9525]

@@cristinagomez3283 It *pisses* me off already... _Ba dum tss._

[@KaiserKaddu]

"Professionals have standards." *start pissing on the floor

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

nah. you ain't doin' it right *starts pissing on victim's corpse

[@TruthWizardTemplar7]

PLEASE JESUS LET THE STREAM SNIPER BE ADDED TO THE GAME

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

With or without the censorship

[@trumpyeswecant537]

@@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 both both is good

[@theirongator5366]

WAIT WHAT WOULD BE THE MAD MILK VERSION

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

@@theirongator5366 hot

[@ivanthehighman177]

@@theirongator5366 tf2 r34-

[@alexanderthepro2636]

1:44 imagine getting a fire unusual of this taunt

[@chaotic_llama09]

This actually made me think of the Stupenduim's TF2 music video (The most Fashionable Faction) with that one demo line that goes, "Did this have whiskey or was it Nitroglycerine? I'll find out on the way out if I'm spoutin' flamin' piss again," Now if they add the "Stream Sniper," i want them to add a Demoman taunt of that (perhaps call it the 'Nitro-piss-erine' or something)

[@Cxltyy]

that would be impressive seeing sniper casually going for a piss while his dick is on fire

[@Randomest_king]

Taunt kill.

[@glaucoantolino7830]

forbidden STD

[@Cassy640]

Chlamydia :D

[@knocked_for_six]

To answer on who's that girl depicted in the "Comfort Zone" Item: Random Aussie girl, since anyone Australian that had been within contact of Australium grew facial hair, become 10x stronger, and have chest hair in the shape of the continent as seen in the comics. Practically Femme Saxton Hale technically.

[@OVERDRIVE_78]

After seeing femme pyro I really don't want that cosmetic in game.

[@alexcat6685]

Yes, This is What Men Want.

[@piotrkwiatkowski3029]

I would like a saxton hale version to be a Razorback reskin

[@TheDoozeBag]

Thats some nice attention to detail

[@gusfringfromfortniteuwu1648]

Sexton hale

[@bathtubboi8188]

16:58 you can technically halloween restrict a taunt, by making an item set out of it. the second scope cosmetic could be a part of the item set

[@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge]

I think it would be a nice idea if that taunt replaced the normal "Stab stab stab!" tauntkill when wearing the zombie sniper cosmetic

[@dominikpoczatko4802]

Pretty depressing that all those cool hats and taunts are almost 10 years old and will probably never get the recognition they deserve

[@Xitenu]

@@SomeGuyWithABlueMask duh that was the last update

[@dragon_75240]

@@SomeGuyWithABlueMask no shit sherlock

[@kevinduckworth3097]

"professional have standards, be polite" *proceeds to piss on the rotting corpse of enemy*

[@oriongabriel6966]

If the stream sniper DOESN’T get added im personally breaking into valve HQ and adding it.

[@Meatjar_streams]

I love the stream sniper charlie i love the stream sniper!

[@hexagonalchaos]

Just piss on the toaster that houses tf2’s code and it’ll add itself

[@Meethejarate]

Imagine if the Jarate increased its cooldown when you use it

[@Pablo-123-s2q]

bro I’m too young to see a pp

[@khornymen7611]

"The Stream Sniper" is perfect for the Postal Dude grindset.

[@motoyomakoto7801]

Imagine you open a community server match and meet a bunch of snipers swimming in the air with the crazed gunmann

[@greyarea6688]

Fun bit of trivia; the Meet the Sniper theme is a piece of music composed by Lalo Schifrin for the film Magnum Force. Lalo is also the composer behind other such great pieces like the Mission Impossible theme so if there's one reason why Snipers theme (a slight variation on the aforementioned Magnum Force piece) sounds epic it's because it was just made to be flat-out cool in the first place!

[@cragetomby8522]

LALO Salamanca?

[@angzarrpsyco]

That first taunt wtf lmao The Crazed Gunman: noooooooo don't on god

[@thespectacularlymonochrome7891]

The Stream Sniper will come out with the Sex Update guys, chill

[@popcultureprogrammer2171]

1:30 One time I out-sniped a bot and threw jarate on its corpse. definitely would have stream-sniped him if it were in the game (and I had it)

[@hnry841]

@nerd bro got 3 bc

[@cherrikola999]

14:53 This would make sense to be something like The Flying Guillotine, maybe you throw it at an enemy, it causes bleed damage for a few seconds then flies back to you after a couple seconds.

[@vwoomy]

a suggestion for the creator of the "insert knife here" one would be to change the font to class specific handwriting. like scout's would be all sloppy, demo's would be out of place, spy's would be in cursive, etc

[@thypartymainacc2582]

honestly, I've been hoping someone would make a hug taunt for TF2, i've been even considering learning SFM JUST to have a chance to get something like that into TF2-- and I mean a hug taunt that works the same was as the high-five, fistbump, etc

[@Meatjar_streams]

Like the hug taunt in portal 2

[@thypartymainacc2582]

@@Meatjar_streams Yeah a lot like that

[@markaxxe]

no, fighting video game

[@thypartymainacc2582]

@@markaxxe goofy video game* with high fives and dancing

[@markaxxe]

@@thypartymainacc2582 they should add a sorry voice line

[@asnodt42]

I don't even play sniper but that taunt will cause me to play sniper 90% of the time

[@Skippyxlxlxl]

4:10 that image is just SMASHING!!!

[@spacevillainy]

stream sniper is such a disgustingly disrespectful taunt imagine getting headshot across the map and the game shows you a freeze frame of sniper pissing for you

[@Npercenty]

I like how fatmagic is just always here hope it stays that way

[@TwistedFireX]

Fatmagic cheats

[@roby4504]

@@TwistedFireX Nobody asked.

[@TwistedFireX]

@@roby4504 I don’t care.

[@willwalters6928]

@@TwistedFireX L

[@qwertyzyz]

@@TwistedFireX youre just mad

[@THE_realpeeman]

Fatmagic is holding seriamon hostage to be in all of his videos

[@Gon-hx4df]

No no no, Seriamon is holding Fatmagic hostage

[@timetraveler7]

No, he cheated to get in the videos.

[@arad4619]

@@timetraveler7 as you can see here fatmagic moved 0.000000000000000000000000001 to the right So therefore he is infact cheating

[@grapepublic6420]

Imagine head shotting someone with your bow weapon and instead of doing the stab stab stab taunt you just stab your self by accident when trying to do the taunt.

[@MrxD-cg5xs]

Technically speaking we do have a halloween restricted taunt - it's a baseline taunt that has the mercenary swing their hands from the left to the right, which, to my knowledge, is only available when Halloween mode is active. So why not a halloween restricted unlockable taunt? The tech should be there.

[@annoyedavenger1186]

And this is thriller~ 🎵

[@ningata2983]

Its technically available in Ghost Town, but does that really count since it's always available?

[@MagentaLizard]

Imagine a group of stream sniper users pissing on a hoovy while he calls for help

[@richardant3914]

1:30 postal dude must be proud.

[@aceplante]

Unusual strange stream sniper Enemies pissed on: 162,362

[@klap_plaski]

18:18 imagine this would be a re-skin for the razor back

[@SkywayFishers]

Scout has a scooter, Soldier has a tank, Pyro has a motorcycle, Engi has the tractor, and Medic has the ambulance. Demo, Heavy, Sniper, and Spy don't have an exclusive vehicle taunt and will have to resort to the bumper car or broom stick.

[@krunken_isok]

17:33 That actually happened already in TC2, Where the razorback has a beartrap behind it and it says "Insert Knife Here :)"

[@donny8619]

i can just imagine the stream snipers lining up on 2fort pissing in the water for the pyro sharks

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

"Be polite" *pisses on opponent's corpse*

[@zebastakian6973]

Imagine if 16 players on both teams used the Stream Sniper. It'll be called Operation: P

[@ЛеонідБородай-ж6х]

Operation P iss cool Pun intended

[@self-proclaimedanimator]

On one hoovy

[@1225polarexpress]

7:43 I saw that taunt before and it was killing me because of how goofy it is

[@77Zenin77]

They should add for a sniper a note on the back that says "if you can read this, the razor back fell off"

[@frimnpi7473]

17:42 imagine if this for spy was in front of him instead of in the back

[@YourFriendRyan.]

The sniper shorts make him look like a muscular zookeeper. We also need a cosmetic that can make sniper look like steve erwin

[@jaxonrichardson1161]

The stream sniper: we can kill the piss on our enemy's, awesomeness.

[@--m..-u-..d-..d-.--y]

Reasons for the stream sniper to be added to the game : - funny pee - more sniper taunt - very clever name - It could open a new world of possibilities for the sniper class, inventing a new subclass in which the sniper would use melee weapons and pick on single targets, then piss all over them. It could also be used for peeking corners, since its a silent looping taunt that could be canceled instantly. - jarate lore

[@groundbeef2]

There's no way that the Towering Kingdom of Crowns isn't a reference to Double King.

[@SkyLexin]

15:07 this is is he definition of "how to weaponize ikea pencils

[@DoubleTwo2AA]

We've got a special guest today, Fatmagi- *H E L L O*

[@c17adel22]

2:01 i don't need no sweaty tryhard pissing on me. No. Thank. You.

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

then you piss on them back and they scream and cry and shit pant in real life

[@NotASpyReally]

OH MY GOD THE TOMB RAIDER ONE that is so freaking nostalgic and hilarious HAHAHAHAHAHA I-

[@True-man0124]

If Stream sniper taunt in to the game, tf2 will be R rate Edit : I just joking, don't take serious.

[@Gon-hx4df]

I doubt 7 blurry pixels make the age rating go higher mate

[@pastatheh7041]

@@Gon-hx4df I think they pretty much do tbh. Unless you think censored hentai isnt R rated...

[@Gon-hx4df]

@@pastatheh7041 There's a difference between 10 minutes of sex and a dude taking a piss for a few seconds

[@megarayquaza9054]

Yeah as if the jar of piss doesn't already make it that

[@big__shell]

@@pastatheh7041 well hentai is pornographic in nature. since the stream sniper is for comedic purposes, i don't think it would raise the rating

[@alexanderbabjak6265]

1:46 you know someone would just go around pissing on bodys

[@GunMan69420]

Stream Sniper drank 28 gallons of water yesterday

[@Tourettes-syndrome-gaming]

If you equipped the stream sniper and then had someone hold a jarrate at the perfect angle you could give off the effect of peeing inside of a jar

[@Retro637]

the day i see a server full of snipers pissing off a ledge is the day i will be waiting for XD

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Inshallah

[@monke7919]

If they add the comfort zone into the game they have to add a feature similar to the custom signs so that like you can get a body pillow with Audi pillow with like the most ridiculous image you can possibly think of on it and just roll into the game with like on your back and confuse all the other players you don't know the items been added to the game yet

[@atticussanders7394]

I can now say, I peed while the sniper pee taunt was showing

[@piotrkwiatkowski3029]

Make the comfort zone a Razorback reskin. Now spys will be double coucius to not stab you.

[@aitipsea3909]

18:12 The joke here is that in the TF2 Universe the material Australium made everyone from Australia super strong and with a moustache women included, and the reason why Sniper has neither of those things is because he's actually from New Zealand

[@julianarancio1384]

If i got the stream sniper, I'd combo it with the 2shorts, go to 2fort, and piss in the water all game. then I'd get a whole 6 man party to join me in pissing into the sewers

[@RosaDFreeman]

The fact that the colors for taunt icons are orange and white make the stream sniper 100x more terrible than it already is

[@V2GAMINGBRUH]

No dad, im not an assasin, im a crazed gunman

[@Ronnanben]

17:28 If that cosmetic dropped I would put on the razor back

[@Therandomdudeuwu]

Imagine getting headshotted by a Sniper on 2fort and you see this in the kill cam 1:40

[@spitememe2009]

Holy shit the stream sniper I’m crying 😭

[@rockowlgamer631]

I have a few ideas for Heavy taunts since I saw never really see any for him, for a sitting animation he could lean up against a sleeping bear and drinking vodka while for a vehicle he could just ride a bear

[@gooblymcfarts]

I love that!! Imagine a joke Uber on a heavy riding a bear, that be cool and be terrifying.

[@timmythepinky9137]

I like Winglet's one where Heavy rides a tricycle

[@rockowlgamer631]

@@timmythepinky9137 meh not cool enough for me honestly, besides pyro would fit that one better

[@vidiottheowl2825]

16:15 being a human isn't the only thing he cheated his way into

[@angzarrpsyco]

Finally, a new potential Chair taunt

[@samruff7494]

You get to make the sewers more full of Jarate then it was! 😂😂😂

[@Retroslayer06]

1:37 now the flowers will grow

[@BlackKing505]

You wanna sign my petition? 😎

[@TheManHimself90]

Snipers shorts reminds me of Jurassic Park that guy that had the spas shotgun and died by a raptor before saying "clever girl"

[@robberpossum]

STREAM SNIPER NEEDS LINES THAT REFERENCE POSTAL DUDE

[@abdulchodir8238]

We need the pissing taunt now

[@ragnarthered8029]

funny thing about the comfort zone, i ran into a player named “bodypillow protector” last night. he was a sniper as well.

[@dartimes6048]

The emperor unusual effect shouldn’t be an unusual effect but it should be a Professional Killstreak effect. On a killing spree it is a bronze crown. When unstoppable it is silver. On Rampage it is gold. And on Godlike it is gold WITH the beams.

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

the fact that the pissing taunt can loop.

[@NightBeWheat]

The Dreadshot should work like the heavy fist taunt, but it kills you by stabbing yourself (like the soldier pickaxe taunts, killing enemies and yourself)

[@joerizkyelduque580]

best taunt on sniper 1:33

[@Nixtyyyy]

2:01 “now the flowers will grow”

[@MangoRex]

"Grandma naked... repeatedly"

[@Kevin_Ashtony]

6:13 GODS, THIS IS A BRILLIANT REFERENCE TO THE DOUBLE KING

[@tidmouthmilk12]

Imagine if the Comfort Zone was added and had custom image support like the Conscientious Objector xD

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

Did the Conscientious Pornjectors need MORE motivation?

[@demoman5864]

“First!” -🤓 This is here to stop the nerds from typing first. Also the piss taunt is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@Gon-hx4df]

Thank you. Thank you. And the fact that you actually are first is the cherry on top

[@ThePcHeadedGuy]

@@Gon-hx4df that makes the comment alot better. the fact that demo is actually first.

[@ontiveros4arroyos]

Thank you

[@professionalyeeter]

First

[@demoman5864]

@nerd lol

[@Ghduehsns]

The butler taunt would be so amazing with the civilian in tf2classic

[@Maxine_luv]

i think "the king of Australia" is based off of An Australian Christmas Bloody Miracle sfm, because the king of Australia wears demos crown shown in the sfm for the item

[@sittincrab9437]

the croc toque is so good it got mentioned twice

[@HEAVYLIKESANDVICH]

8:43 bro that shit was amazing I played that so much

[@piernix3998]

12:43 spy needs a baguete-copter

[@kvancgunesmarangoz1850]

CAMPERS KIVI SHOULD HAVE A HAT AND DANCE TO TAUNTS

[@mr.slappii513]

I had an Idea for an all-class taunt but I suck with SFM so if anyone else could go along with this idea that would be great. "The Gnarly Harley" and It's a full sized "non-descript motorcycle hint hint" that actually matches your class' base speed.

[@tazza4279]

When are we gonna have a seperate channel for just Seriamon X Fatmagic :/

[@PJBloop]

That phrase scared me

[@FaultyTwo]

Let the fanfiction writers take care of that.

[@despe954]

@@FaultyTwo lets rather not

[@OnionSprite]

i think stream sniper needs a black censored bar for more comedic effect

[@arch231angel3]

venusian rapper fans malding rn

[@spidersae2wswd54]

indeed they are

[@julianm2888]

18:13 makeing ir like the sigh would be great

[@OscarGreenworth]

That second gunman one has to be a reference to the assassination of JFK

[@ontiveros4arroyos]

I absolutely love the Campers Kiwi

[@dj_justanotheruser_yt]

The Stream Sniper should also be able to put players who are on fire out

[@RosaDFreeman]

We need an all class bodypillow item that the decal tool can be used on

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

You will bring TF2 to places it just might not come back from.

[@boykisserreal]

Professionals, have, Hats

[@Question_111]

I know I’m a year late but 15:23 I think you’d be able to throw it a short distance and if it doesn’t hit anyone it does damage to you, and if it does hit someone it has to recharge so it isn’t a spam weapon

[@geshscale6068]

one issue with the flying sniper taunt, is look at the way his head moves. If you had a medic out of site, it would be really hard to snipe the sniper.

[@Foot-Fetash]

Imagine with the stream sniper taunt you have a random chance of taking one damage on sniper zipping up

[@Theo_de_Bear]

The Bullet Crown would make for a great post-apocalyptic loadout

[@FoxMan_FF]

Yo, we heard you like crowns, so we made a towering pile of crowns, then also made a crown _unusual effect_ so you can have a crown floating over your crowns. EDIT: I also like the Piranha Pal but I think it looks a BIT too copyright infringey right now, but I could see that being added as a companion cosmetic. Might need to be changed to look more like a generic carnivorous plant.

[@big__shell]

i would love to have a really screwed up sniper loadout with the comfort zone and the potassium bonnet probably(plus something else idk, binoculus?) where i'd spam the stream sniper all the time