Medical Maladies

[@randomguy2153]

0:26 I love how soldier starts smiling like “finally some action”

[@losercubics1987]

Finally some good fucking [Action].

[@ParanoidParamour]

“AW FUCK YEAH SOME DRAMA”

[@idontusethisaccanymore9971]

0:24

[@win5574]

I love soldier just in general (pun intended)

[@sleeeepyy_]

@@win5574 dang it i was gonna say that

[@thehydrogenattheendoftheun2703]

1:05 Love how he doesn't even do any tests, just one look and he diagnoses liver failure.

[@mysterym3678]

Liver? What's that?

[@Амин-т4х]

@@mysterym3678 Person that lives is a liver

[@Yawnford]

@@mysterym3678 The liver is the one that makes people thin and fat

[@Blumoon09]

Hello hydrogen at the end of the universe

[@bananaboi4108]

Actually it one of your part in the middle

[@dadrumma8608]

You know you've played too much TF2 when you're able to guess what each class's diagnosis is going to be before the Medic writes it down.

[@pootisdispenser9725]

Da Drumma yup

[@orangeguy7104]

Da Drumma I have like 120 hours on my account

[@dadrumma8608]

Kaneki ken I have over 700. Git gud, son.

[@CoaLMaN122PL]

i have over 1200 hours

[@orangeguy7104]

I've only been playing since March So I'm pretty happy with how many hours I've had

[@mysterystring-702]

I find it funny that medic is at first honest with himself, realizing how terrible he really is... Then he just goes, "oh yea, I'm me" and clears himself.

[@gusgamingchannel4519]

Yeah bro medic is just realizing how much of a psychopath he is but the. He’s like yeah that’s normal bro nothings wrong

[@diogosousa7698]

Medic: AM a Monster BUT the paycheck is really Nice so*clears himself*

[@ryanquantz5035]

kinda me in a small way

[@simonpetrikov3992]

@@gusgamingchannel4519 bro you would have to be insane to not check yourself clear like if someone tasks you with investigating yourself what you do after a short period of time you say this: “i have investigated myself and found myself to have done no wrong doing” Note: or am I the insane one for suggesting that move is the most logical move to do

[@germangomez7347]

@@ryanquantz5035 bro's 14

[@SilverSullivan]

at least medic is aware that he's insane

[@justmedic9689]

"I don't zhink it's anyzhing to worry about"

[@JoJo-xp6wr]

Well, if someone sees their selves as crazy, this means that they still have a bit of sanity in them

[@jonskhag]

@Evelyn Daniel a

[@pablozurita2996]

He has spilt personalities

[@hdmi_adapter2867]

@@pablozurita2996 may I give a Zecond opinion,

[@Jay-S04]

The only reason medic has legible handwriting is because he lost his medical license.

[@c.i.m.1984]

This is a 100 IQ joke over there

[@maverickREAL]

Take my like and go

[@benjaminalbright9379]

ayyy, nice job on this comments 69th like

[@oferzilberman5049]

Jay, I think I saw you in a twoset comment section! *Flashbacks to when I was a general piece of shit person* _You've seen nothing_ Also that's a great statement, I approve. I think I'm safe for the future because my handwriting looks like that irish farmer that lost his sheep

[@thatlittlemonstrosity]

Genius joke, ty you made my day better

[@aidanfreienmuth006]

They always ask "Where is Medic?", but they never ask "How is Medic?"

[@ashofruins761]

Medic is dying inside

[@deadfurydbf9647]

He insane

[@aa2748]

The 9 years old playing the game: *wtf whEre Is our fokIng mediCk kiCk him fOr beIng nub*

[@gec3v913]

@@aa2748 that happened to me lol i just got the game, newly learning to play with medic and a toxic 8 year old proceeded to votekick me becouse i was a "noob" lmao

[@icecream4you161]

There's probably a reason....

[@Stonex180]

“The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting” Imagine being in the emergency room for surgery and you hear your surgeon say that

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

I would nope outta there so fast the next country over can hear the collateral damage

[@LudwigTheLongbeard]

That would send chills down my spine

[@Theplumbertakedown]

​@@LudwigTheLongbeardconsidering what medic did to his last patient before losing his medical license you probably wouldn't have a spine anymore

[@EllpaFox47]

there is a 70% chance i'd say that one time if i every became a surgeon

[@Fauniq]

​@@EllpaFox47 I'm going to snatch that medical license from you if I ever end up on your table.

[@showsomeid]

Engie has OCD. *wears one glove instead of two.*

[@rockybalboa9239]

Good point

[@kevinmillard1323]

not how that works-

[@kevinmillard1323]

theres different types of ocd (im not super knowledgeable on it, but i do know people do it differently) theres people who want things where everything is symmetrical (the gloves), do the same schedule as often and as much as possible, do one thing before a certain thing like tapping your wrist before opening a door, etc. we dunno what engie does

[@catpip_]

Miguel Paiva you’re wrong about someone else being wrong

[@kevinmillard1323]

*_*proceeds to dab_**

[@Samett98]

Smokers when visiting doctor: I only... Eeeh... Smoke ocasionaly. Spy when visiting doctor: *smokes in front of him*

[@lightsabercollector3096]

@مكافحة شحاذين الايكات السريه true

[@poopyjoe7435]

@مكافحة شحاذين الايكات السريه true cursed arbic teletubby

[@drdiabeetus4419]

TF2 DOES take place in the late 60's.

[@max_vr4757]

His lungs: aight imma head out

[@cameronballz6154]

Spy is a madlad at its finest

[@X-SPONGED]

0:43 Engineer : "Sentry Down !" _(Necktus Erectus)_

[@n0longer]

Erecting a Neck

[@actung4044]

**ERECTEN MAH NECK**

[@ArtificerProductions]

R/brandnewsentence

[@randomzergling]

Enecktile Dysfunction.

[@rooshovhannes7592]

69 Likes

[@ricekrispies4994]

I like how despite being able to trick the devil medic, along with everyone else is still scared of pyro

[@trucetruce335]

Yes

[@kadentaylor6786]

can we just discuss how in the ending scene he's figured out a way to set concrete on fire

[@admiralkeelhauled42]

The devil can be reasoned against. Pyro cannot.

[@ME0WMERE]

@@kadentaylor6786 concrete can be set on fire if you dump petrol on it first

[@tinypinkittycat]

@@ME0WMERE *Noises of concern*

[@AwareOrSomething]

**Tower falls down** "SENTRY DOWN" Engis neck: Ima head up

[@nataliab9317]

E X T E N D O

[@taylorxwx2367]

Nope.avi

[@crenshawsMOMA]

Engie's neck got move that gear up

[@SAFIS448]

Ok

[@justinyreallife5688]

Necktry going up!

[@freyathedragon899]

Medic: “I just saw one of your lungs fall off.” Spy: “No, that lung was holding me back.”

[@literal_trash.]

COMIC SPOILER! Ah yes father murder son

[@roundytoon]

No actualy

[@Caydanlikaromalicips]

BUT MY SENTRY DOWNNNNNN

[@Catty_Wampus4610]

@@literal_trash. Good job🤣

[@highlander6573]

Less weight = more trickstabs

[@grungaa]

Well, at least Medic knows he shouldn't self-diagnose.

[@unorthodoxic4691]

@biopenta How do you know what this looks like?

[@nichsa8984]

@biopenta 1:23 how really too much fapping what happened it deisgn name

[@raddiecat6528]

well under his glove is a rob- no that makes sense.

[@keyheard8492]

LOL, 666 likes)) Nice, bro)

[@randomgnbenthusiast]

Unorthodoxic nt

[@barrickfischer]

The fact that Medic is aware of his "conditions" means he's still redeemable, if not too late. His conditions' are quite misplaced and somewhat on point when necessary

[@Predaplanter]

The fact he's aware but doesn't want to change is a sign he's evil

[@Prycc69420]

@@Predaplanter ye lol he sold the souls of tf classic mercenaries to the devil, sees his teammates as experimental subjects and is an extreme sadist. goog dokter tho

[@stefiianne]

Medic: I AM ZE G LENS HFGFVHGJGGJBHTFJGKGJBYJIBYGJIBYTHUVTTJFYVJNVGNGJJ YJNJU F

[@viktorpalguta6734]

dude, hes o k a y

[@matheusmartinhogalvani1716]

Medic sold their souls , not tf2 Classic mercs souls, in the comic, he interrupts miss pauling's speech to tf2 classic heavy and say : I sold our souls

[@45potato95]

Actually, as an engineer main I can confirm we do indeed have ocd when it comes to placing perfect buildings.

[@zalternative1]

Watching too much Uncle Dane?

[@GiggleSharts]

Sometimes when I’m trying to place a dispenser in a corner, I keep moving back and forth for a little while trying to fit it perfectly.

[@cameronballz6154]

Me after placing a level 3 only for it to be immediately destroyed

[@dogedameme5321]

so true

[@An_Average_Arsonist]

No, you dont understand, if I put the dispenser 5° to the right, errant explosives will damage it, forcing me to repair it with my wrench, only to get killed by a crocket, if I put it 17° to the left then a spy will see it before they see my sentry, ergo he can poke it with an ambassador shot luring and then headshotting me at a distance to safely sap my nest, 14 hammer units backward and my medic will die of afterburn just before he can reach its quantum hydroxylation extinguisher, it needs to go in the perfe--- *"SENTRY DOWN!"*, N-n-not T-t-t-to worry, buildings c-can be re-repai-, REPLACED. N-No, I cant put the s-s-sentry where you asked, scout, I cant build a teleporter yet, heavy I just put the dispenser... I can't... this is... what am I... ... (Killbinds) _"WAAAGHHHH"_

[@warfaresmemes7172]

*Scout tells a really dark joke that gets so much hate on the internet* Scout: Classic scout...

[@docrofgaming6999]

Warfare Commenting TFC scout: SoMeOnE cAlL fOr Me?

[@sheeloesreallycool]

What was the joke

[@GoogleAccount-ev2hq]

@@sheeloesreallycool 6 month old comment you're talking to

[@sheeloesreallycool]

The Thermal Drill guys. Go get it! I know

[@RulesOfTheMachine]

@@GoogleAccount-ev2hq Guys, the medic bag. Go get it.

[@hank6624]

Scout: *Throws a harmless paper plane at spy* Spy: So you have chosen death

[@moodymoosh]

Don't anger the French guy. Noted.

[@minekiddd7624]

Desu Neko same goes for Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

[@minekiddd7624]

DipperDub Moore there’s also a French dude in JoJo (his name is Polnareff) that you don’t wanna piss of unless you want to become a pincushion

[@beb7435]

@@minekiddd7624 Yeah his Stand can mess you up

[@beb7435]

@FaggotSlayer He was just explaining it to him-

[@beepmanofleisure1959]

*Symptoms* [Spy]: persistent cough [Engineer]: obsessive compulsive behavior [Scout]: Impulsive and hyperactive behavior. Lack of focus. [Heavy]: excessive fat and overweight [Pyro]: hallucinations and severe devusions [Demoman]: vomiting dissorientation and confusion... *Drunk* [Sniper]: burning sensation upon urination. Freguent urination. [Soldier]: angry outburns and aggresive behavior. [Medic]: clear

[@TyrannoKing]

[Spy]: persistent cough, & short amount of breath

[@theodorehildebrand-faust3771]

0:45 I love how Engineer's neck just spontaneously extends.

[@DaxAxeOffical]

Nope.avi

[@theodorehildebrand-faust3771]

​@@DaxAxeOffical yah, I know

[@van_8]

Engineer gaming

[@rmarsh1732]

Nope⬆️

[@_TheMushroomMan]

its not just o.c.d, its also spontaneous next extension

[@nathanfranklin7267]

Heavy is basically the only healthy class, he just has to take off a few pounds.

[@aitusai]

So is sniper

[@VladimirChibuckov]

khm.. khm.. you mean tons?

[@Ensign61080]

it's funny cause everything about him screams "STRONGARM" everybody goes right to "FAT"

[@robastergaming6074]

Technically, he's not fat, he's just got heavy muscles

[@AA-hg8zf]

Pretty sure he likes killing people so psycopathy?

[@ThomasG2-Chuklenuts]

3 years later, this is still one of the best TF2 animation ever 4/2020 edit: 5 years later, still one of the best TF2 animation ever 1/2021 edit: 6 years later, still one of the best TF2 animation ever

[@NXE212]

And still 4 years

[@kylefitz.2639]

@Zulu-Exa/Jack Wilson Temmie 420th like

[@kylefitz.2639]

@Zulu-Exa/Jack Wilson Temmie Weed is outdated. I prefer pot.

[@kylefitz.2639]

@Zulu-Exa/Jack Wilson Temmie What have you brought upon this cursed land?

[@Abdul_rahman_von_yasin]

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[@yingtyson4493]

Can we all appreciate that fact that without any formal medical training, loosing his (probably forged) medical licence, and being unequipped enough to keep organs (and heads) in a regular old fridge, Medic performs a flawless medical examination.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Well, he is the guy who removed someone’s entire skeleton and stitched them back together so well that they somehow woke up and also the person who somehow removed EIGHT people’s souls. Also, imagine how precise and painful it would be to have to stitch the nerves back together, and/or implement replacements, He didn’t have the medigun, he made it in the beta meet the team, YEARS after he lost his medical license

[@Mictecuh_1347]

I think he had formal medical training I mean, he says that he lost his medical license, not that he didn't have one

[@EllpaFox47]

i mean after doing this day in day out for years he would have enough practical experience

[@konradklukowski1009]

Are you a doctor ? Because it’s sounds like something a doctor would say.

[@scoopadoop1084]

0:47 As someone with ADHD, I can confirm that's basically how we act if we don't have 3 metric tons of medication ever hour

[@darthmaul7434]

I have ADHD but i'm not sooo like that,i'm not an maniac like Scout.

[@zjreviews4288]

Only Every hour? Your one of the lucky ones.

[@HAARGLaga]

@@zjreviews4288 I'm even luckier I only have to take it at the start and end of every day

[@_hispanicpanic_]

As a person with ADHD, I second this statement. It's so true

[@ЛюгерПарабеллум-н8р]

So what can you say to people who believe that this disease doesn't even exist? Who believe that government just wants to give drugs to the children.

[@Thorium_Lover]

Honestly it’s quite sad that the reason the solider is insane is because of lead poisoning and PTSD

[@mommymustmurder2056]

Mostly lead poisoning probably, his brain is probably pumped full of lead from the battles he is thrown into.

[@Thorium_Lover]

Sans the Skeleton you are absolutely right I just thought that the concept of solider having ptsd was an interesting thing to consider

[@mommymustmurder2056]

I mean, at least he's still alive. The main thing on my mind is why continue to fight if he's just going to screw himself over even more?

[@Thorium_Lover]

Sans the Skeleton | thats actually a good point

[@mommymustmurder2056]

Unless he has nothing back home. Then I can't really blame the poor guy.

[@starlosa]

Scout having ADHD was honestly the most accurate description of ADHD I’ve seen in a long time Edit: I mean him overall in the Tf2 series, not just him being over excited in this animation.

[@AntroElCaprino]

I agree

[@AntroElCaprino]

@arron hogg chill

[@dummkopf6693]

I have A.D.H.D, and I can confirm that the scout most defenently has it.

[@dummkopf6693]

@@gone6759 Well....I.......uhh......

[@samuraijackoff5354]

Crikey Jones *Getting Sus* Where is all that bonk you’re hidin?

[@friendlydoc200]

This animation was made in 6 years ago and it still feels new and well made to watch

[@undeadwerewolves9463]

I’d die for an SFM remake of this with credit to the original.

[@ThumbsUpWhatever1]

Wake up bro... It's been 8 years...

[@Huskylogic]

8 years damn

[@otto7308]

0:01 red bread redemption

[@Lumbago-box]

Lumbago

[@jonathansmithers2763]

Omg

[@conradee8130]

Agent Milton and agent Ross would like to know your location.

[@Tucker619]

amazingotto playz lmao

[@MM7890]

the hottest new game from valve

[@Agame-sf8pm]

1:24 That minute when your not solving everyone else’s problems so you have a moment to focus on all of your own only to completely ignore them after you realize there’s too many to count

[@xandercreates6766]

Agame 1573 And then when he writes clear it’s like ignoring all of them

[@notdrbright8927]

This is me right now.....

[@pansitoriko7759]

Meem

[@notdrbright8927]

Meem indeed good sir

[@kylefinn5301]

Medic knows not to self diagnose

[@xx_skylark_xx2312]

The only reason medic lost his medical license was cause he could write perfectly

[@slow-joe]

facts

[@Mayo_Nayoo]

he stole a mans skeleton....and other things....

[@DRI_CATT]

@@Mayo_Nayoo nuh uh no he didnt

[@Mayo_Nayoo]

@@DRI_CATT yeah he did....it's literally in the lore

[@lobotomizedblank]

@@Mayo_Nayoo that's only the minor reason, the real major reason was because he had a handwriting which anyone can read

[@remito7839]

Can we just appreciate how the Spy, despite having almost no lungs to speak of, can throw his knife so hard that it sticks into a concrete wall? Might explain why sometimes people in game go flying when they get backstabbed.

[@jacintovski]

Imagine him healthy

[@Spooki_Tano]

@@jacintovski his victims would either dematerialize out of existence or create a paradox in a single backstab

[@Abdirahman_Mohamed]

@@jacintovski He would back stab reality

[@Bananasleeve]

He will make a black hole

[@notavegan3]

yo i know this is a joke but what if the pain in his lungs makes it painfull to move his arms so when he goes to stab the pain makes him flinch

[@lunaticluna9071]

Tower falls down "SENTRY DOWN" *NECCUS EXTENDUS*

[@thycringe]

I'm definitely using that phrase.

[@xdverygt7137]

When you said that phrase i can hear murazmus voice come from those 2 words

[@thycringe]

@@xdverygt7137 Oh my god I can hear it now-

[@_Tzer]

nope.avi

[@04191977]

Kierstyn The Cringe well when a sentry dies he will say that all the time like Sentry Down!

[@Awesomest915]

Nice to know that even Engineer and Sniper, arguably the most sane TF2 characters, have something wrong with them.

[@Professional_Dumbass]

id agree with engi but sniper bruh he stabby stabb stabb and probably was known as pee man in the 2nd grade edit: 2 years later and i now simp for sniper i take back what i said

[@Awesomest915]

Steph I said arguably.

[@Professional_Dumbass]

@@Awesomest915 aye, fair enough.

@@Professional_Dumbass without sasha, heavy is a pretty chill guy

[@750tiprogamer]

@@Professional_Dumbass I think in the comics at least heavy is the most sane person

[@DrMemeTheTherapist]

1:14 plot twist: that was the skeleton of the patient medic stole it from

[@KetsutuoRD94]

Ohhh

[@floormat.]

BY GOD YOU ARE A GENIUS

[@quynhchipham9607]

I wouldn't be surprised at all.

[@laminator6995]

Plot twist of the century

[@cass137.]

that makes alotta sense.

[@barrelofbucketsdegroot4739]

Medic: *MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS*

[@thatreddude8796]

Also medic: Bonesaw

[@atarigod8634]

If you dont have ploblems you dont need solutions 1:49

[@psyfic9106]

👌

[@aguywholikesmilitary5394]

@@thatreddude8796 Also Medic as well: *Ribs grow back.*

[@WaltMondy]

Modern solutions? Death is my solution.

[@Haiiro_Koneko]

I love how sniper just yeets the little jar out of medics hand and gives him a jarate like *bro that is too small here take this*

[@Def_not_a.Kaeyasimp]

same

[@elementmanexe8389]

"Those are rookie ounces, gotta boost that up

[@cuchulol]

*Some sticks fall* Engineer: SeNtRy DoWn

[@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa]

Necccc lonkkk

[@CloroxBleach-dh4pq]

NECCES EXTENDIS

[@Klonoa1488]

First *Coronavirus* *Lac* *Ebola* *Anaphylaxis* *Rabies*

[@coblart]

Necco extendo

[@thelegacyshow4248]

Yeah, thats how being engineer works

[@oh3681]

Spy: **about to kill scout** Soldier: go on

[@fritziemagalona622]

1:07 3 Years ago i thought that said "Life failure"

[@muhtesemsiyanur]

Technically true

[@AntroElCaprino]

His life not right, so thats kinda true

[@rafi6424]

same here

[@thycringe]

Nah, that's my diagnosis.

[@Beltboy]

Lmao

[@pochiluis0570]

Medic: Soldier diagnosis? Looks Soldier going crazy Medic: vietman flashbacks

[@rheas.abellarmainaccount4253]

*realizes pain and suffering*

[@jockeyfield1954]

this takes place in 1968, vietnam hasn't happened yet, he was in world war 2 but he really just went to germany and killed germans before he realized the war ended 2 years prior

[@imabrahamdc2464]

@@jockeyfield1954 actually, soldier sent himself to war.

[@AU-qo5go]

VietMANN

[@ponyempiresunite9702]

WWII. He wasn't able to go kick some Nazi ass so he went there on his own terms to kick some Nazi ass.

[@sammylazyboi1858]

I like how medic legit qualifies for *every mental illness ever*

[@Reginald_Ritmo]

He's trying to diagnose the team's battle medic.

[@moodymoosh]

I mean.... So do medic mains.

[@sirjefflord6593]

Even um thingophania

[@Anthony-ls7mr]

Me who plays as the medic in tf2 realizing I might be insane

[@johnnguyen2032]

Hod did he get ocd

[@the_popanator]

A little thing I noticed was that for each of the Mercs (that we see) they have a distinct and strangely fitting way of writing their name. Spy has fancy, loopy, cursive. Engie has blocky, practical writing. Scout's is a bit wonky and it goes off the line. Medic has relatively normal handwriting. And Sniper has slightly leaning letters, _like this_

[@fish.5159]

Nice, I didn’t notice that!

[@AlexBlueGem]

that the Aus righting there

[@Adriethyl]

Purposely writing in _italics_ is apparently hard for a lot of people

[@EllpaFox47]

@@Adriethylit’s not that hard Just tilt the paper and write like normal

[@concerningindividual]

@@EllpaFox47 _So under that logic, if I tilted my monitor, and then typed the same as usual..._

[@Yawnford]

Out of all Classes, Heavy's probelm is the at least the most normal thing

[@молитпайн]

Nah morbid obesity is fatal obesity and can lead to: Heart Stop, Choking, and other fatal things

[@MultifandomMess]

wdym? O.C.D and A.D.H.D are very normal, expecially A.D.H.D in men. I'd say engineer, scout, and spy's problems are some of the most normal in there. the same can be said abt Demoman and Sniper's cases! ..though sniper's reason for getting the infection are not normal JSFHDGHJK

[@молитпайн]

@@MultifandomMess spy is almost without his lings (Sorry if I used wrong word here) Do you breath? If yes then you normal If bot you are a spy

[@CaptainPlaythrough]

@@MultifandomMess YES

[@CaptainPlaythrough]

@@MultifandomMess YESSSSS

[@legiterally_just_a_slime]

At least Medic is smart enough to know that self-diagnosis is a bad idea. :P

[@JesseDoctorGilbert]

I like to think he is smart enough to know what he is.. But also like.. "Meh"

[@pybropyro6630]

Rinkinkeen all those symptoms he has means he’s clear cuz it makes up the medic

[@gregboyd7774]

Glad he didn't use google

[@teethmarksaj]

well, he just kinda... shrugs it off. And yes, even if you’re a medical professional, self diagnosis is a bad idea (unless it’s something self diagnosable) but you should see somebody about it if you’re seeing stuff

[@sandvichgaming2350]

0:36 Medic: This...This is CANCER.This is so much CANCER that i could feel the tumors growing on my back. Spy :guess ill just die.

[@warrenemilyhamilton9829]

bruh that isnt cancer lol

[@sandvichgaming2350]

@@warrenemilyhamilton9829 It's lung cancer, buddy.

[@warrenemilyhamilton9829]

Phan Dũng No, its Emphysema, which isnt lung cancer but it is similar.

[@sandvichgaming2350]

@@warrenemilyhamilton9829 Oh ok, I don't know about that.

[@atrovisy8109]

Respawning back in: 5 seconds

[@YourAverageTeamFortessTwoFan]

as someone with adhd i can confirm i say "diagnosis,YOU SUCK" and then i drink an atomic liquid and then i teleport around rapidly while saying "IM GONNA HEADBUTT YA" when a doctor gives me a diagnosis

[@EllpaFox47]

Ayyyyyy same 😎

[@furiousmagician5912]

so true bestie!!!!!!

[@gatsby4717]

No wonder medic is Tumblr's favorite character

[@sleepyc4ke]

Every single time I went on the tf2 community side of tumblr *_I see his face_*

[@schuymac2639]

funny, laughed.

[@keeperofthef8]

OOOF

[@maverickREAL]

They're all psychos, yes.

[@ferjuarez356]

He is the perfect portrait of tumblr's users

[@laufey703]

This isn't accurate, we shouldn't be able to read the doctors hand writing

[@RustamSV]

I cant read what does your comment say

[@sandvich4]

Well he lost his medical license.

[@claustr0tv9]

he isnt a doctor anymore

[@soldier1913]

IM ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO IT I HAVE SOME MUCH POWER

[@aimrurt1315]

Sociopathic tendencies is what gave him the ability to write legibly

[@natalie6811]

I was hoping Medic would write for himself “Yes”

[@menacingduke2415]

Yes

[@generalfloppa5798]

Y E S

[@kira4138]

*Y E S*

[@nguyenbaominh1668]

Y E S

[@pinata1368]

*_Y E S_*

[@AsterRisk2]

Can we just appreciate that in the ending card it shows every mercenary struggling with their disease including medic with his facial expression

[@shane_gaming171]

0:41 i like how engineer has OCD, it makes him better as a character.

[@Drip_Vader]

I mean he might have a severe god complex As signified by the line I AM A GOD

[@Natalie_the_Fae]

Red/Blu/Gray Mann: potential heart failure Announcer: Narcissism Robot Army: severe external damage Saxton Hale: excessive levels Australiom Radiation Ms. Pauling: Clear

[@Veklire]

true, from what ive seen, Ms. Pauling is the most sane, most likely, no.. is just doing her job for the money.

[@mafia_boss_neto]

@@Veklire She is Annoucer's slave lmao

[@Passw0rdYT]

miss pauling probably also has ocd but a less severe case

[@jonathansmithers2763]

*Austrailium

[@madzoroark5396]

Red Blu and Grey are Australium dependent.

[@SAM_Vertigo1]

If someone is interested in diagnoses of the team here it is: Spy: lungs damaged because of smoking a lot Engieneer:Obsessive-compulsive disorder (Got cycled on his idea) Scout: Hyperactivity syndrom. Heavy: Overweight Pyro: Schezophrenia ( You know it, right) Demoman: Liver is damaged because of alcohol. Sniper: Infection of urinary tract( He piss too much ) Soldier: Vietnam syndrome ( Post-traumatic syndrome, always thinks of a war ) Medic: Megalomania - thinks that he is the best, the most valuable, he has a lot of power. Sadomasochism - he gets pleasure ( is happy ) when inflicting pain and humiliating. Sociopathy - he is too cruel, makes things that society would describe as unacceptable and fearsome. Psychopathy - he is insane, egoistic, too agressive. That's all. Thank you for reading.

[@vellvestschannel6422]

Артемка где же ты раньше был

[@ThatBoyMath]

@Eryn Chandler soldier also fought the Nazis by himself after getting rejected by the U.S military

[@ThatBoyMath]

@Eryn Chandler thats cold

[@nilt_pl6087]

What's the opposite of megalomania? I mean the feeling of being worthless

[@Polyglot_English]

@@nilt_pl6087 depression

[@mattburrowes]

1:52 As a medic, main, i can confirm that we all think everybody else has something wrong with them and have no credit to the team, while we are the only ones carrying it.

[@Numbers225]

well i'm not fucking WRONG all these morons don't know how to AIM

[@vardarokean5872]

1:52 I’ve never heard of the virus Clear

[@DaxAxeOffical]

Soldier gaming

[@jakubpociecha8819]

@@DaxAxeOffical *Soldier Gaming*

[@annoorgohanrachel5812]

Soldier gaming

[@ata343]

@@DaxAxeOffical _SOLDIER GAMING_

[@vibelord6590]

Soldier Gaming

[@FlairTF2]

I lost it at the “Sentry down!“ part xD

[@pootisdispenser9725]

FLAIR dont you have like 10,000 subs im surprised no one has replied to you yet

[@NotBigSurprise]

FLAIR Me too!

[@elianimated2870]

SPY'S SAPPING MY SENTRY

[@sawyergibson53]

Same here

[@hi-gc5lb]

His neck!

[@nathantran96]

*Writes down for Scout* A.D.H.D. " Ima gonna HEADBUTT CHA!"

[@spookykitty72]

I have adhd. Honestly I don't think he has it. he just had too much bonk.

[@redmosquito2173]

I feel this is accurate Scout is a guy who always needs to be moving and have his brain working at all times I don’t have adhd but I do have add which is similar and I can confirm scout rambling on for over five hours in the meet the director comic is pretty accurate to a person with adhd

[@theraven4410]

Oh, thought it was "I MA HITBOX YA!"

[@rxcchan]

@@redmosquito2173 i have adhd, and scout definitely does have it!!

[@highsoldier420]

Redmosquito21 as someone with ADHD I can confirm Scout has textbook signs of it

[@DCvsDJ]

Description of the Disorders: Emphysema - When the alveoli in your lungs are damaged OCD - When you feel you need to be perfect all the time ADHD - When you are overly hyper Obesity - When you are overweight Schizophrenia - A breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behavior Liver Failure - Loss of function of the liver (can be caused by alcohol) Urinary Tract Infection - An infection in any part of the urinary system (kidneys, bladder, or urethra) PTSD - Trouble recovering from a terrifying event

[@TheTrueYesodGaming]

Oh god.

[@TheTrueYesodGaming]

But what about Medic?

[@theaveragecomment1014]

As someone with ADHD- I mean that doesn’t completely sum it up but for a KZbin video comment. Good enough

[@Tah_re]

​@@TheTrueYesodGaming sadomasochism:the activity of getting sexual pleasure from sadism and from masochism (= being hurt) megalomania:an unnaturally strong wish for power and control, or the belief that you are very much more important and powerful than you really are psychopath:a person who has no feeling for other people, does not think about the future, and does not feel bad about anything they have done in the past sociopath:a person who is completely unable or unwilling to behave in a way that is acceptable to society

[@Roisetaffy]

You mean obcd -orlin

[@lukepineda42]

And i thought pyro is terrifying, until i see medic’s diagnosis

[@roland72777]

Poor medic.

[@YoYo-kh4tl]

Plot twist: miss Pauling was supposed to be the last Person

[@sr.cosmos1558]

anxiety, I assure you. no person with a job that gives you a single day off a year should suffer it

[@unusedaccountlmfaooooo]

@@sr.cosmos1558 The Administrator only gets one hour off. Imagine that

[@wayzzxd]

@@unusedaccountlmfaooooo but she enjoys her job watching all that chaos and bloodshed happen

[@Arcanefungus]

@@sr.cosmos1558 my guess would be burnout, but anxiety works too

[@elementmanexe8389]

Pretty sure miss pauling would see an actual doctor

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Medic didn't realize that Demoman's liver is so used to him being drunk that it now lives off of alcohol and it is actually perfectly fine despite being the most unusual liver known to man.

[@maxthecreature4674]

how much for that unusual liver (yes i made a bad tf2 pun)

[@SilverGamingFI]

@@maxthecreature4674 400 000 dollars

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

@@SilverGamingFI to rent it for 12 seconds

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@TinyDeskEngineerthree Saxxies more if you want it for thirty.

[@Fauniq]

If you think that's something, in part 6 of the comics, Demoman made his stomach into a distillery. This is a legitimate yet _very rare_ condition known as Auto-Brewery Syndrome (ABS), or Gut Fermentation Syndrome, which causes your body to ferment sugary or starchy foods, convert them into alcohol, and intoxicate you without you having so much as touched an alcoholic beverage. Also, his blood-alcohol concentration (BAC) was so high that it gave some blood-sucking robots alcohol poisoning.

[@Wretch...]

1:38 "I'm going saw through your bones" lol best part

[@morteus88]

Is balls

[@morteus88]

I dont KNOW

[@Wretch...]

@@morteus88 m'kay

[@MasaMasa-hv9fl]

@@morteus88great now I can’t un hear that

[@liamthelitlord5738]

The only TF2 animation to ever include the medic as the main character. Edit: I meant fan animation.

[@zeno90dj37]

or team captain

[@asummerday4448]

Medic's eight

[@jendouglas9781]

Emesis Blue and Magnificent Nine: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

[@mionmaham]

let me hit you with some knowledge Emphysema is a group of lung diseases that block airflow and make it difficult to breathe. Obsessive-compulsive disorder is when you have excessive thoughts (obsessions) that lead to repetitive behaviors (compulsions). adhd is a chronic condition including attention difficulty, hyperactivity, and impulsiveness. morbid obesity is a disorder involving excessive body fat that increases the risk of health problems. schizophrenia is a brain disorder in which people interpret reality abnormally. liver failure is loss of liver function. (duh) urinary tract infection is an infection in any part of the urinary system, the kidneys, bladder, or urethra. post traumatic stress disorder is a mental health condition triggered by experiencing or seeing a terrifying event. megalomania is a disorder in which a person has an inflated sense of self-importance. sadomasochism is a psychological tendency or sexual practice characterized by both sadism and masochism. sadism is the tendency to derive pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from inflicting pain, suffering, or humiliation on others. masochism is a tendency to derive pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from one's own pain or humiliation. sociopathy is a mental health disorder characterized by disregard for other people psychopathy is a mental illness or disorder. Now then, don't go blaming me if I don't have every exact detail on everything in this video. please and thank you :^)

[@sircharizard2831]

mionmaham I already knew all of these things. But thanks?

[@droideka1890]

It doesn't just says "psychopathy" it says "sociopathy" too

[@zacharygardner5567]

mionmaham Cool, Thanks.

[@Cocacolucarasol869]

Thank you for knowledge:D

[@Supershadow301]

Out of the bunch, I really think Heavy's the clearest.

[@bluerexgamingz9264]

0:44 I died When his neck stretched

[@Zarnoxian]

Noice

[@decimace]

nope.

[@SingeStheos]

Nope.

[@TheGTX1650]

Nope

[@matthewnoybn6656]

Nope

[@ChrisHinners008]

0:55 absolutely horrifying

[@robertf.atrozskin3596]

Engineer: *plays with cotton swabs * SENTRY DOWN medics diagnosis O.C.D XD

[@TheSixteen60]

Robert F. 8 are the Cotten swabs also called cue tips

[@spyperneer7399]

@@TheSixteen60 Q-tip's are a brand name

[@Jimthemoth]

SENTRY DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tamaramoffett8272]

@euna sakura rose love Wrong he actually says sentry down because someone destroyed his sentry gun.

[@randomtf2player215]

I have O.C.D and by god I feel like engineer

[@RealRalsei]

I love how heavy's symptoms are: Excessive fat and overweight

[@pyro1436]

Heavy is not fat he looks fat but it's just muscle

[@pyro1436]

DipperDub Moore but I call him fat boi

[@pqbdwmnu]

DipperDub Moore His 330 pound minigun

[@shadetherainwing7853]

heavy also looks like he would never hurt a fly when he tumbles tragicly on the floor, getting a load of eyes from the medic, and I just now realized im typing too much. Am I typing too much?

[@cornflake8379]

@@shadetherainwing7853 nope

[@fishyplayz2865]

0:45: Engineer: *SENTRY DOWN* His neck: *proceeds to elongate*

[@bastard0670]

NoPe.AvI

[@michellerossman2980]

😂 lol

[@tavishf.degroot8181]

Nope.avi

[@damianmanuelchavez-4952]

e x t e n d e d

[@sonyailona7650]

NECCUS EXTENDUS (This comment is inspired by an another comment i forgot his name)

[@simonho413]

We were discussing UTIs in my health class and this video told me what is stood for

[@brady.widlake]

"Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting"

[@parfaitsnum1fan391]

@@Kidnamedfingerbruv ikrr

[@Fesh69]

“I’m going to saw through your bones”

[@mariuszgondek6567]

I'm going to saw through MY SAW!

[@azabiphetamine]

@@mariuszgondek6567 hol’ up... w07

[@adamg3843]

Die* One of three german ways of saying the, das, der, die*

[@ThePikminCaptain]

0:44 As a engineer main I understand this

[@samschmit7181]

Yeah, I pretty much mained Engineer, too.

[@brodyktheperson]

Exactly, but I always try to take out my wrangler just so that my sentry doesn’t go down

[@nonexistant8557]

@@brodyktheperson TIP: wrangler and mini sentry

[@Screenwriter331]

Nope.avi

[@funni_moksi69]

SeNtRy DoWn *(neck extends for no reason)*

[@Ogi88]

This animation could be even better if the classes data was revealed.

[@moodymoosh]

It's p old, we now know some of the data like height, weight, name, etc.

[@randomgooy7456]

@@moodymoosh it funnier if you think that they took the time to fill it out just for them to black it out

[@spamton.g.spamton.1164]

Если ты рус

[@banesrb]

@@spamton.g.spamton.1164 Он из сербии

[@spamton.g.spamton.1164]

@@banesrbhaha

[@EagleGuywastaken]

Medic: what do you see? Pyro: mmph mph hmph hm *lights paper on fire*

[@kel9881]

Plot twist: "clear" actually meant all those

[@formablecastle4162]

Wat

[@yourlocalgod9680]

wOw I NeVeR KnEw tHaT

[@chaosinsurgency8918]

Correction: All of the above

[@Streetyria]

Ohhh-

[@dadissocreepyicantimaginwb4642]

It’s not a plot twist, it’s actually true.

[@crota-15]

i like how soldier is the not lazy one considering he doesnt sit in a chair and stands there like a soldier oh wait.....

[@annoorgohanrachel5812]

He's not actually a soldier

[@skelton485]

@@annoorgohanrachel5812 i think he is he has flashbacks

[@Cre8iveExercise]

If he was an actual Soldier... he did commit a war-crime

[@Thepaperfish1]

@@Cre8iveExercise alot more than one

[@skelton485]

@Tigran Abazyan ok

[@campbellsoup4322]

0:48 as someone who has A.D.H.D I can confirm that this is exactly what we're like.

[@darthmaul7434]

I also have but not at this level...

[@SammPlaysGames]

I mean scout drinks alot of *BONK*

[@animationsinabox9365]

Bro I myself have this and I can also confirm it, and drinking any type of soda, caffeine, energy drinks, Etc. Is like getting uber charged

[@halfastudio]

Yea, specially for me who is a soft drink addict too

[@HeyILoveThis]

I bet most people that liked this comment have ADHD-

[@kerplunk_862]

As Someone which struggles with ADHD, I can say that Scout's diagnosis is quite accurate. I personally can't stay still without moving my legs or scratch parts of my body. Plus, I left school because I couldn't focus

[@novayussof9232]

Medic: Diagnosis = Clear Richtofen: You traitor.

[@Sigma_rizzler55]

Clear mean covid-19 LAC ebola ADHD and Rabies

[@professionalsimpdestroyer4135]

Verräter

[@tropicaltuberculosis1379]

@Daniel Havkee we all do

[@sayadzaman4699]

@@tropicaltuberculosis1379 Alcatraz

[@darkqwartzsytal834]

What a crossover

[@Issengan]

Demoman: "liver failure" Remember in the comics where when he had no access to alcohol demo literally turned almost every organ in his body into a distillery? Then proceeded to flirt with his own liver

[@mystr0696]

Liver necromancy

[@lemonguy6699]

That was weird ngl

[@Issengan]

@@mystr0696 merasmus?!

[@elgordobondiola]

There's a real life condition like that, the problem here is that demoman managed to turn it on using his willpower and desperate need for alcochol

[@Issengan]

@@elgordobondiola wouldnt that give you alcohol poisoning in real life tho?

[@easterislandhead7915]

medic is my spirit animal.

[@Marispider]

oh hello there

[@easterislandhead7915]

O hai

[@Marispider]

Ze Blu Fem Medic *dab*

[@easterislandhead7915]

　_ _,,..,,,,_ (:( 　　　 ) |:| ・ω・ | |:|　 　　 | `''ｰ - - -‐ ´

[@Marispider]

Ze Blu Fem Medic toast

[@maxwellgates2202]

Soldier doesn't have P.T.S.D, he just hates that skeleton for being part of BLU.

[@williamhuggett7313]

Who knew that the person healing so many, would want to kill so many...? Opposite with Pyro

[@michellerossman2980]

NoodleSnake what do you mean pyro sees everything in happy and candies and unicorn and death

[@weepingwalnut]

Michelle Rossman, that’s literally what he’s saying. Pyro wants to help and thinks he’s helping but actually kills, just too many people.

[@harll5560]

I mean if you look at it, pyro plays more of a supportive role then most of the power classes. -Undo zappers -reflect pills and rockets -airblast enemys away -spy check -extinguish teammates -area denial

[@DeathDealer_1021]

it's been made clear that the only reason medic heals his teammates is so that he can continue to experiment on them.

[@harll5560]

@@DeathDealer_1021 cool, i already knew

[@isesca3234]

Medic: uses Syringe gun and stock Saw. Also Medic: ,,I HAVE SO MUCH POWER"

[@usuallyawkward]

Well yes we can't equip them at once but he can

[@dkjjb]

@@usuallyawkward yeah but the joke was that stock is the worst medic loadout (except the stock medigun)

[@hmmm2359]

Technically those are his highest-dps weapons...

[@dkjjb]

@@hmmm2359 yeah on still targets and not taking into account how in literally 4 hits on someone you could have full Uber with the ubersaw

[@hmmm2359]

@@dkjjb what do you mean, on still targets? The crossbow or Uber saw won’t really help with that. And either way, still highest dps. Also, In 4 hits on anybody with their monitor turned on you would have died immediately. Also ubersaw has 69% crit chance so I guess there’s that

[@maryjankay726]

All 8 other classes: MEDIIIIIC Medic: existentialism

[@Zyro-dl4ow]

Pyro having schizophrenia is one of the most accurate things I’ve ever seen

[@rurhythmn5065]

That moment when you realize all your flaws compared to the rest of them, my life in a nutshell... Medic's reaction is mine when I realize it....

[@BurmudaTriangleTV]

Me: Everyone at this school is so ignorant 2 days later Me: I'm worse than them, holy shit...

[@ehlahpo9105]

Grillby Flame m

[@samcolvett6752]

Around here we call it "War-pig syndrome"

[@zwreida234]

^

[@pqbdwmnu]

that moment when you've laughed at everyone in your life for being dumb and having inflated egos, then you realise you're a sociopath

[@peonythedemondove80]

Even without a medical license, I can still practice medicine. Danke for being such good patients mein freunds!

[@fluffigefledermaus218]

Bittesehr!

[@peonythedemondove80]

@@fluffigefledermaus218 What does that mean? I'm only part German so I don't speak it fluently

[@fluffigefledermaus218]

@@peonythedemondove80 It means "You're welcome!" Sry by the way, I just went from "Oh they speak a bit of german" straight to "german bean on the internet. Must speak german, right?". My thought channels are a bit weird sometimes.

[@peonythedemondove80]

@@fluffigefledermaus218 Mine are too sometimes. Dankeschon for the translation!

[@leah930]

@@fluffigefledermaus218 I used the translate and I got bitterness what

[@nelacantu1609]

It's amazing how medic is one of the smartest tf2 characters but the craziest Example: he literally tricked the devil and cheated death because he stole his teammates souls. Example: he placed the consciousness of a burglar into a pumpkin.

[@A_real3am]

Ok you two stop it with the big brain moves I main Ganondorf in smash sometimes

[@leafman4701]

Lmao is that the pumpkin bomb

[@fireguy4588]

Leaf Man nope… It’s the pumpkin cart on bloodwater…

[@iamme8359]

Taylor Evandale H

[@kratosmessi649]

I like this take on the medic, a lot of people seem to forget that he is probably the most (for lack of a better word) evil member of the team

[@chaoticrebeldragon]

Conclusion: They're all pretty messed up.

[@purplecactus8994]

Pyro In My Opinion Is An Exception.

[@Blappyboop]

ChaoticRebelDragon scout is the only exception.

[@AntroElCaprino]

@@purplecactus8994 i dont think so

[@professionaldaft7403]

Scout - Juvenile Soldier - P.T.S.D Pyro - Schizophrenia Demoman - Drunk Heavy - Normal but can get too excited (If he was obese his chest would not be as flat as it is in the game) Engineer - Normal Medic - Crazy Sniper - Takes pills to produce large amounts of Urine and takes pain pills Spy - Smokes a fuck ton and somehow is not affected by it

[@lutomasdi9114]

i agreed, your right him

[@falcon5178]

also spy: keeps cyanide pills in his teeth

[@Supershadow301]

1:44 "I AM ZE ANGRY BIRD-GOD OF THE BADLANDS! *FEAR ME!!!* " Wait... what is... erm...

[@amberrrrrrrrrrr]

Lmao

[@gamebird9354]

www.deviantart.com/art/I-dare-you-to-press-E-again-411926101

[@Supershadow301]

Abigail Hills Oh, er, ok... I guess that works then...

[@cartboi2750]

archemietiz is his spirit aminal

[@Nekonanda8]

oh my god HIS QUOTE IS AN OFF REFERENCE!!!

[@yoboyyoyoboy]

As someone with ADHD, scout is the perfect representation

[@kingofsnacks8566]

I have it too, and you are absolutely right.

[@walterheisenbergwhite6034]

Pyro is the healthiest. He actually isn't ill. Well his mask makes the world look so innocent and happy.

[@Ghost-jd7mf]

Very correct

[@adumbmaggot3476]

is not the mask hes judt well...like how the medic say it

[@highsoldier420]

Actually Scout is the healthiest since all he has is ADHD which in almost every case is non fatal it just makes it hard to focus and keep contained, and make social interactions harder

[@250subsforeveryvideo.2]

@@highsoldier420 What about the countless BONK drinks he consumes, he probs has pre-diabetes.

[@highsoldier420]

Karelia Mapping that’s unhealthy yea but he’s still the healthiest

[@stallion0099]

1:30 when you realize what you’ve done but there’s too much problems to count so you completely ignore them until they take over your emotions and make you shut down completely but then you recover and just pretend nothing happened

[@deendarcy1844]

Ditto

[@johnf.kennedy2935]

Jesus f*cking Christ

[@deoxysfan3240]

are u ok bro

[@deendarcy1844]

@@deoxysfan3240 hell if I know

[@zeah_gabe1727]

Absolutely true

[@Skeletonsbeflatlining]

0:31 *Has a flash back of when I pretended to be a doctor*

[@dr.omeganebula1529]

When playing medic for the first time

[@Short0Content]

Lol

[@EllpaFox47]

Underrated things: *latex glove snap noise* Chewing on headphone wires

[@ThatNerdGuy0]

medic and engi are the two most terrifying class lores

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

I like how Soldier has PTSD even though he was never even accepted into the military and was literally fighting the Germans like 4 years after they surrendered

[@saucevc8353]

You don't need to actually be in the military to have PTSD, any traumatic experience will do.

[@chadnorris8257]

Antisocial personality disorder, then.

[@whydoesmeexiss2883]

Ah yes because the only way to get ptsd is by being in the military

[@MilkmanSuper]

@Slimerael germans and nazis is different

[@thelegacyshow4248]

@@MilkmanSuper not in 1945 it wasnt