Series 11, Episode 3 - 'Run up a tree to the moon.' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

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Taskmaster

3 жыл бұрын

In series 11 episode 3, Charlotte Ritchie, Jamali Maddix, Lee Mack, Mike Wozniak, and Sarah Kendall face Taskmaster Greg Davies and his assistant Little Alex Horne to create a new calendar system, and complete an airport security obstacle course.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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@elderflower2133
@elderflower2133 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm excited for you to be positive about this." "Rubbish." "Okay." love you, charlotte
@danielgill3998
@danielgill3998 3 жыл бұрын
YASSS! She is my fav this series
@moneechi
@moneechi 3 жыл бұрын
God love her, she’s just adorable.
@elisam.2896
@elisam.2896 3 жыл бұрын
love love love. instant fave.
@burnbobquist8999
@burnbobquist8999 3 жыл бұрын
She is great. :D The whole series is a banger and i love every one in it.
@marsvilla7128
@marsvilla7128 3 жыл бұрын
"Someone gave me a sugary tea and I calmed down" Mike is me but successful
@lazyfoxplays8503
@lazyfoxplays8503 Жыл бұрын
Who says you aren’t successful?
@HappyGothGal
@HappyGothGal 10 ай бұрын
Yeah, don't sell yourself short, you got top comment!
@glendarjj3991
@glendarjj3991 4 ай бұрын
for generations, parents will tell their kids about the man, the myth the legend: marsvilla7128. They typed a comment that one time.
@AnneZomerdijk-nv9ye
@AnneZomerdijk-nv9ye 2 ай бұрын
Some unexpectedly sweet little comments here ❤
@CharityHesselink
@CharityHesselink 3 жыл бұрын
I've never warmed up to a contestant as fast as I did to Mike. I find him very endearing.
@SkuLLetjaH
@SkuLLetjaH 3 жыл бұрын
Wozniak's weird. I'm all here for it.
@TheTomasina
@TheTomasina 3 жыл бұрын
I'd never heard of him before and I am now sternly convinced that he's a fucking legend
@jaromverdonk3404
@jaromverdonk3404 3 жыл бұрын
This is awkward but I found him very earing.
@CyberSway
@CyberSway 3 жыл бұрын
The part about him drinking 38 pints of milk per month only made me like him more. There aren't that many of us out there.
@Maialeen
@Maialeen 3 жыл бұрын
Same although I still don't really have a stand out fave. It will probably take a few more episodes. Jamali is pretty unlikable(to me) so the only thing I know is it's not gonna be him🤣
@kristapsvalainis1671
@kristapsvalainis1671 3 жыл бұрын
I love how in the nursery rhyme task Mike and Lee were so in sync they even snapped their fingers at the same time when Greg got "put"
@Tikomer
@Tikomer 3 жыл бұрын
They both have heavy dad energy and I love it
@kaihocompany
@kaihocompany 3 жыл бұрын
After HE guessed Humpty Dumpty they both pointed their fingers at the same time as well.
@kimz24
@kimz24 3 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, they should be teamed up together on everything for the rest of their life.
@Saltywinterchild
@Saltywinterchild 3 жыл бұрын
Possibly my favourite Taskmaster team since Hugh & Mel in season 4
@marthajones1681
@marthajones1681 3 жыл бұрын
41:23
@cyprel
@cyprel 3 жыл бұрын
Most british thing I've ever heard: "I was SO pumped that I went inside and had a cup of tea and a jammie dodger"
@just-tess
@just-tess 10 ай бұрын
💯 that was adorable - it was epic too, too bad he didn't go for it sooner!
@pippa_peg
@pippa_peg 3 жыл бұрын
It's time to replace "once upon a time" with "now listen here you".
@ivanadriazola1991
@ivanadriazola1991 3 жыл бұрын
for you see
@ameykulkarni7823
@ameykulkarni7823 3 жыл бұрын
I see you in comments in every video.
@pippa_peg
@pippa_peg 3 жыл бұрын
@@ameykulkarni7823 and?
@kimz24
@kimz24 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@DeBedschbacher
@DeBedschbacher 3 жыл бұрын
Jamali constantly sabotaging himself by telling Alex what to do, then stopping him from doing it is just hilarious...
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын
You're using the term "hilarious" in an entirely unprecedented sense.
@zeuxlaught2797
@zeuxlaught2797 2 жыл бұрын
and then alex knows how much of a pain in the azz he is being intentionally.
@ofrenic
@ofrenic Жыл бұрын
@@ericminch i found it hilarious too that Jamali kept sabotaging himself.
@harryr2431
@harryr2431 Жыл бұрын
I think he was a bit of a dick because he's getting irritated at Alex for things that he could be doing himself
@Gogettor
@Gogettor Жыл бұрын
He’s, by nature, a terrorist.
@maikhildebrandt9921
@maikhildebrandt9921 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Lee's "Now listen here you" as the start of his poem is basically how many medieval "poems" started to get the listeners to listen. Beowulf starts with "Hwaet" meaning "listen", for example.
@mac8697
@mac8697 Жыл бұрын
A medieval minstreal walks into a tavern, ready to sing the story of Beowulf: yo listen up
@PenitusVox
@PenitusVox 9 ай бұрын
@@mac8697 here's a story about a little warrior who lives in a blue world...
@Sunprism
@Sunprism Жыл бұрын
Lee Mack confidently states "I think we all know what I'm about to do" and then fills a motorcycle helmet with water
@emilyche1101
@emilyche1101 3 жыл бұрын
Sarah has the most luscious hair ever. Also whoever is in charge of this channel is legend, thank you very much.
@raunokullas4528
@raunokullas4528 3 жыл бұрын
Do you know when they upload ? Very great show ! Great British humor and entertainment, Love from Estonia !
@artiezonk
@artiezonk 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously! I'm so envious of her hair.
@kendralutley5416
@kendralutley5416 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like a glorious mane and I love it.
@craigpardy6204
@craigpardy6204 3 жыл бұрын
@@raunokullas4528 they usually upload about 10PM every Thursday. I don't know why channel 4 don't just upload it themselves and get some revenue from it..
@emilyche1101
@emilyche1101 3 жыл бұрын
@@raunokullas4528 Unfortunately i do not. It was stroke of luck that i was on taskmaster channel when episode appeared. But i know that they try to upload almost right after it ends on tv. Love to you too!
@MijmerMopper
@MijmerMopper 2 жыл бұрын
I figure I'd hate the last task but "Polly put the kettle on you prick" genuinely made me screech with laughter.
@domsusefulstuff
@domsusefulstuff Жыл бұрын
The pain in Lee’s voice and Greg admitting he was shit 😂😂😂
@just-tess
@just-tess 10 ай бұрын
That was incredible. I don't think they could see the time either, Lee was just so fed up!
@joaopires1761
@joaopires1761 8 ай бұрын
Late, but same!
@dominiccyr2880
@dominiccyr2880 3 жыл бұрын
Jamali is mad because Alex took a long time then proceeds to use his phone, that has a calendar on it, to leave a voice message.
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- 3 жыл бұрын
well, yeah, obviously Jamali needed a lot of time to make that happen. Alex ruins his ability to be elaborate ;) You saw what happened with the rat trap - he ran out of time because of his crazy setup. He needs every second he can get xD
@mufaromawere4819
@mufaromawere4819 3 жыл бұрын
Tbf tho, iPhones don't have multitasking so he wouldn't be able to view the calendar and leave a voice note at the same time.
@Thatguy7242
@Thatguy7242 3 жыл бұрын
@@mufaromawere4819 you can set your phone to speaker and use other apps I am 10000000% certain of this fact
@nickdelange4425
@nickdelange4425 2 жыл бұрын
dumbest contestant so far... and that is saying something
@lagg1e
@lagg1e 2 жыл бұрын
@@nickdelange4425 Yeah, not too much quick thinking. Jamali trying to order Alex around to get his own task done is also wearing thin very quickly.
@pippa_peg
@pippa_peg 3 жыл бұрын
Mike Wozniak is the poster boy for that legendary British politeness and chivalry.
@nemesis1ization
@nemesis1ization 3 жыл бұрын
As an Indian, you’ve seen enough of that!
@rishabhpb
@rishabhpb 3 жыл бұрын
@@nemesis1ization very chivalrous colonizing overlords indeed
@wikelel
@wikelel 3 жыл бұрын
and he's Polish! ahahaha
@SundaraRamanR
@SundaraRamanR 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen Fry is a better example of that. Mike's is more an American southern cowboy's type of politeness.
@pippa_peg
@pippa_peg 3 жыл бұрын
@@SundaraRamanR Oh I absolutely adore him. His books on the Greek mythology are so fascinating and hilarious it's brilliant.
@lactoseintolerantgaming2711
@lactoseintolerantgaming2711 3 жыл бұрын
I always thought the knuckle system for remembering the day's of the month was amazing and seeing all the UK-based people using a rhyme makes me wonder if Sarah could have just submitted the knuckle system.
@imokin86
@imokin86 2 жыл бұрын
Where else do they use knuckles to remember? Only Australia among all English-language counries? I'm Russian, here we have only knuckles to rely on, no rhymes.
@ShubhamKumar-co9lv
@ShubhamKumar-co9lv 2 жыл бұрын
@@imokin86 here in India we also use the knuckle system
@pipitameruje
@pipitameruje 2 жыл бұрын
Portugal here. Knuckles for the weaklings, memory for the rest of us. Edit: we do have a version of the poem, too.
@medusssa_archos
@medusssa_archos 2 жыл бұрын
i live in canada and i personally use the knuckle system, they teach us to memorize it tho, doesn’t work
@Jultsu
@Jultsu 2 жыл бұрын
Finland here, knuckles were also used exclusively.
@redumptious2544
@redumptious2544 3 жыл бұрын
“He’s a human pencil with a killer smile” The greatest thing Greg has ever said to Alex
@albasmith5824
@albasmith5824 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe but the best thing Greg ever said was obviously bad dong😂😂
@robsonneves6189
@robsonneves6189 3 жыл бұрын
@@albasmith5824 The best thing Greg ever said is "Cushon!"
@Saltywinterchild
@Saltywinterchild 3 жыл бұрын
I believe the best thing was when Greg complimented Alex on his "sweet butt" in series 5 😆
@dervakommtvonhinten517
@dervakommtvonhinten517 Жыл бұрын
i didnt get why he called him little. afaik alex horne isnt little right?
@aandylane
@aandylane 11 ай бұрын
​@@dervakommtvonhinten517Greg is very large (6'8 I believe) so Alex is diminutive in comparison
@sounak5853
@sounak5853 3 жыл бұрын
I'm torn between Mike and Charlotte as my fav. They are both polite, adorable and are genuinely the best part of this series.
@brouwersjasper
@brouwersjasper 5 ай бұрын
I don't know him outside of this show but Jamal seems to be quite insufferable. With Alex it might be a skit. But even with Greg.
@taya.a628
@taya.a628 3 жыл бұрын
In Greg's defence, they did the itsy bitsy spider jig for twinkle twinkle little star 😂 that was as painful as any game of charades I've ever played 😂
@peterlionais9798
@peterlionais9798 3 жыл бұрын
Screaming "Itsy Bitsy Spider" at the screen and then "Huh?"
@MadcapShambleton
@MadcapShambleton 3 жыл бұрын
@@peterlionais9798 Right there with you!
@justinwhite2725
@justinwhite2725 3 жыл бұрын
I also thought it was insy weensy spider. When Jamal was swirling his hand around I was sure it was 'up the water spout' I feel like they had to have cut the footage and they did that first.
@HellHunter00
@HellHunter00 2 жыл бұрын
Apart from the itsy bitsy spider jig, their twinkle and star were clear enough though. Grandpa Greg just seems to have blanked out under pressure or is just dogshit at charades.
@Zwiezwerg92
@Zwiezwerg92 3 жыл бұрын
'I have created my own mnemonic to remember the number of days in each month.' Standard WILtY exercise for Lee!
@MadcapShambleton
@MadcapShambleton 3 жыл бұрын
Bermuda!
@shineeeee_
@shineeeee_ 3 жыл бұрын
Teletubbies!😂
@youngdolo8
@youngdolo8 3 жыл бұрын
That BERMUDA lie is up there with one of the best WILTY moments ever.
@carlos_hb
@carlos_hb 3 жыл бұрын
@@shineeeee_ as mentioned on that episode, i still remember the names and color of each teletubbie because of it
@shineeeee_
@shineeeee_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@carlos_hb me too, and I never watched teletubbies in my life😅
@nuansakautsar5687
@nuansakautsar5687 3 жыл бұрын
41:22 Lee-Mikes satisfyingly synchronized snap
@enbyennui
@enbyennui Жыл бұрын
If Charlotte had submitted "a big bucket of ice dumped on my head by the winner" she would've got at least 4 points
@pascusrex4152
@pascusrex4152 3 жыл бұрын
*"I guess the problem is that time only has two hands"*
@neithere
@neithere 3 жыл бұрын
It's a shame the time's hands aren't its feet
@IconoclastUK
@IconoclastUK 3 жыл бұрын
Technically the second hand (as in the hand that counts seconds) is a foot which is why it runs faster...
@momon969
@momon969 3 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter and the Hands of Time
@maiNmusica
@maiNmusica 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone is talking about Mike, but I am enjoying Lee's performance so much! He is so witty with words, but the tasks challenge him on a completely different level. Sometimes he seems so far out of his comfort zone. Love it!
@madalinam6183
@madalinam6183 3 жыл бұрын
I think we all expected him to be this way. Mike is a discovery. I love Lee and when I heard he was on this season, I knew I was going to love it way more than S10. He did not disappoint.
@nadya6295
@nadya6295 3 жыл бұрын
@@madalinam6183 Yea, I agree: Lee was already Guaranteed to be great and, because less of us knew who he was, Mike has been a wonderful surprise. I cheered when we first saw that they were on the same team!
@ganganor4964
@ganganor4964 Жыл бұрын
I think Lee was sort off wasted on a season with no audience. He’s incredible when there’s an audience to laugh at his jokes, it feeds him with more energy. But the studio is too quiet this season, unlike season 10. However! I never watch the studio tasks, because to me, Greg’s roasts are the best part, and this season I’m watching the whole episode, because of Lee. He’s an amazing improviser, there’s no doubt…
@Tulia1911
@Tulia1911 Жыл бұрын
I'm also enjoying Lee a lot. Mike is also fun to watch. I really liked him in House of Games.
@laurazepam8382
@laurazepam8382 Жыл бұрын
"Brime" He's so witty with words . 😂❤
@justin.d.whitehead
@justin.d.whitehead 3 жыл бұрын
I'll never again be able to answer the question, "What time is it?" without replying, "It's bamboo o'clock. Tick-tock."
@catric
@catric 3 жыл бұрын
It's a shame time only has two hands though
@justin.d.whitehead
@justin.d.whitehead 3 жыл бұрын
@@catric If only we had a cylindrical material readily available which we could easily fashion into a third hand for that clock. Wait a minute... Do you know what time it is? 😮
@catric
@catric 3 жыл бұрын
@@justin.d.whitehead it's bamboo o'clock, tick-tock.
@danielgill3998
@danielgill3998 3 жыл бұрын
I would love this as a shirt! haha
@justin.d.whitehead
@justin.d.whitehead 3 жыл бұрын
@@catric Thank you for seeing this journey through with me. 😄
@toriallen8874
@toriallen8874 Жыл бұрын
41:22 Mike and Lee miming golfing and then snap-pointing in sync is beautiful
@alessia5646
@alessia5646 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe that Mike apologised to the rope when it fell while he was trying to complete the first task, he’s literally ME i love him
@moragwilliamson1736
@moragwilliamson1736 3 жыл бұрын
Mike was having a Canadian moment.
@Calamari5
@Calamari5 3 жыл бұрын
Well, not literally
@alessia5646
@alessia5646 3 жыл бұрын
@@Calamari5 you’re right, i don’t have a wonderful moustache unfortunately
@sandeepkadian05
@sandeepkadian05 3 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly, Mike Wozniak was cast as the most normal person in Man Down...
@neithere
@neithere 3 жыл бұрын
Even Roisin was almost a normal person there...
@Count-Roflmfao
@Count-Roflmfao 3 жыл бұрын
Well everyone has to act to earn their wages.
@stefanalexanderlungu1503
@stefanalexanderlungu1503 Жыл бұрын
If you want to see him be weird listen to the Beef and Dairy Network podcast.
@misscryptoria
@misscryptoria Жыл бұрын
But he still did historical reenactments for stress relief.
@lukaspaulus6408
@lukaspaulus6408 2 жыл бұрын
Charlotte honestly thinking she could outrun the water and the sneaky pasta snake trying to make an egg float are 2 of the best things ive seen in my life :D The geniune dissapointment on their faces when the most stupid idea ever fails is just priceless :D
@MrTrexMcgee
@MrTrexMcgee 3 жыл бұрын
I was so proud of Charlotte when she knocked over that water.
@RustyPryde
@RustyPryde 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Charlotte had NO ROPE OR STRING because of Jamali in the last episode!?
@pinkpingu1189
@pinkpingu1189 3 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@samkruse3351
@samkruse3351 10 ай бұрын
Absolutely terrifying
@glendarjj3991
@glendarjj3991 4 ай бұрын
Nooooo! I'm Greg Davies!
@JTrocks9
@JTrocks9 3 жыл бұрын
Good God Mike is quickly becoming my favorite contestant on the show.
@adamsbja
@adamsbja 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody is charming this season. It's a good crop. I wonder if it's due to Covid; being in there without an audience makes it feel more intimate.
@claumxalonso
@claumxalonso 3 жыл бұрын
He is possibly the only one doing Taskmaster. The others do not grasp the programme
@Dax893
@Dax893 2 жыл бұрын
Charlotte's system actually works very well if, you colour the numbers on the clock instead of the hands. Then Greg just looks at the clock and if he sees a pink number, then it's x days; if he sees a blue number then it's y days and if he sees a yellow number, then it's February.
@brennanbarnes7628
@brennanbarnes7628 Жыл бұрын
Sarah's 'Aw God mate' towards Greg for him not understanding the standard 'Sounds like' action in charades was just pure exasperation and gets me chuckling every. single. time. She just wants to throttle him.
@just-tess
@just-tess 10 ай бұрын
I was right there with her! He clearly already knew 'sounds like' from the first team, but then went with 'ear'??
@thegoshdarnedbatman5257
@thegoshdarnedbatman5257 3 жыл бұрын
“Polly put the the kettle on, you prick!” Is possibly my favourite quote ever
@just-tess
@just-tess 10 ай бұрын
that was beautiful, Lee is mostly so chill here compared to WILTY but that was classic!
@Saltywinterchild
@Saltywinterchild 3 жыл бұрын
As Ed said on the podcast, Alex seems to be running out of ideas for the prize task and is now probably just walking around his house, looking at random objects and wondering how to fit it into a prize task category 😄😆 Also, I really wish Doc Brown had gotten the opportunity to do that calendar task. He would've come up with a sick rap
@DFGdanger
@DFGdanger 2 жыл бұрын
So would Katherine Ryan!
@flame_me_up
@flame_me_up 2 жыл бұрын
And Asim Chaudhry!
@spaceracer23
@spaceracer23 Жыл бұрын
Nole would have a crimp.
@declup
@declup Жыл бұрын
Maybe. But isn't it the easiest category to devise ideas for? Really, almost any almost-practical-enough random class of object would do. E.g., things that arrive by hovercraft; things that smell like an anteater; things that rhyme with pho; things that can be worn under a toupee, things that burp louder than an armpit; etc.; etc.
@constitutionalli7522
@constitutionalli7522 Жыл бұрын
And hello- Mawaan!! Love me some mango chutney
@damightyshabba439
@damightyshabba439 3 жыл бұрын
Just wanna say thanks to anyone and everyone involved in making the show - a massive, great relief valve of humour to us mere mortals.... Assuming some of you read these comments - thank you.
@lovablesnowman
@lovablesnowman 3 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@sharkofjoy
@sharkofjoy 3 жыл бұрын
I can not imagine how fun it is to work on this show.
@damightyshabba439
@damightyshabba439 3 жыл бұрын
@@sharkofjoy Can you imagine waking up, going to work and some random celebrity is basically gonna go NUTS in front of you?!?!? Best job ever - and lots of them are pretty! Ahhh.... Yeah, I'd like that job. Yeah, even the sound man is like "Hell yes!" when he wakes up.
@bunkbeds3001
@bunkbeds3001 3 жыл бұрын
41:25 is one of the best moments of the season so far. Lee and Mike are so in sync with their putting, and that PERFECTLY uniform snap and point was so satisfying that I had to watch it twice. Already a big fan of Lee, but Mike is quickly becoming a hilarious addition to the TM lineup! Honestly this season has such a good cast I can't pick a fave but these two, together, are always a treat
@muddywater009
@muddywater009 3 жыл бұрын
Lee deserved more points for that days of the month poem!
@athenagreen5390
@athenagreen5390 Жыл бұрын
Greg was so apologetic during the final task. He's so adorable even though its his job to be the opposite. I love him.
@brokkoli3245
@brokkoli3245 3 жыл бұрын
They did my man mike dirty with giving no points in the airport task. These machines are there to find water :(
@MrJojux
@MrJojux 3 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought. It is not my task to check my bag, it is the security. Maybe give them a time penalty or let them find the bottle and have them go through security again (effectivly a time penalty)
@DraakjeYoblama
@DraakjeYoblama 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, everyone should have gotten points on the airport task. (Charlotte being a maybe, because Alex told her she could choose if that counted or not) They all got through security in some way.
@anitagielen6850
@anitagielen6850 Жыл бұрын
If it's not on the task, it's not a rule!
@philmaggiacomo
@philmaggiacomo Жыл бұрын
@@DraakjeYoblama Jamali shouldn't, since he left the maze before all the bags went through the scanner... to push the last bags through the scanner heh
@stone5against1
@stone5against1 3 жыл бұрын
Love how they debated whether the matches counted as a hiss or not, only for Alex to tell them it doesn't matter because he came in last anyway
@just-tess
@just-tess 10 ай бұрын
saw it coming, still hilarious! Lee set that up perfectly.
@alias3660
@alias3660 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else genuinely peeved that Greg gave Lee a SINGLE POINT for his amazing months poem?? And Jamali got FOUR for his - no offense - rubbish low effort attempt??
@suzyhangaround
@suzyhangaround 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I agree! On the other hand, Lee has been scored too high before in my opinion, and Jamali too low...
@thevoiceofwisdom
@thevoiceofwisdom 3 жыл бұрын
@@suzyhangaround Greg may have done that to somehow readjust the thing
@moesabai6969
@moesabai6969 3 жыл бұрын
yeah how did he get 4 for such a rubbish attempt. Mike and Lee at least had a creative method and it's only a matter of memorization, giving them 2 and 1 point is so unfair
@littlemissmello
@littlemissmello 3 жыл бұрын
I thought 1 point was low for the cool poem as well, but no need to dunk on Jamali's attempt for it! I thought his way was clever and low effort in the best of ways.
@lordbuddybear
@lordbuddybear 3 жыл бұрын
The whole episode seemed a bit awkward to me, how the points were given, how relatively serious they were in the studio, how rude Jamali was, the security task desaster, the live task...
@rufusdrumknottvgc
@rufusdrumknottvgc 3 жыл бұрын
Mike and Lee are a legendary duo. There have been many amazing teams on Taskmaster over the years, but they might be my favourite team yet.
@the_alovion
@the_alovion 3 жыл бұрын
Don't care that it's midnight - taskmaster is always first
@randyetc5801
@randyetc5801 3 жыл бұрын
I was just about to go to bed, guess itll be another 45 minutes
@DL-kx6wn
@DL-kx6wn 3 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@hmn15
@hmn15 3 жыл бұрын
I should be having breakfast. It can wait.
@the_alovion
@the_alovion 3 жыл бұрын
@@randyetc5801 still awake and the episode is great. welcome to the nosleep club
@the_alovion
@the_alovion 3 жыл бұрын
@@hmn15 everything can wait
@ch-p2861
@ch-p2861 Жыл бұрын
27:45 “Now listen here you” That’s like a Northen version of “Once Upon a Time” is such an underrated quip from Lee 😂😂😂
@codemanthe2nd343
@codemanthe2nd343 Жыл бұрын
Mike was robbed. That mnemonic is phenomenal and I plan to commit it to memory
@WhiskerMoon
@WhiskerMoon 3 жыл бұрын
Can't belive that I only just noticed Tim Key is in the credits as, "task consultant" and I'm both surprised and totally unsurprised at the same time
@qwertyTRiG
@qwertyTRiG Жыл бұрын
Apparently Alex and Tim meet up in the pub to talk over some of the tasks. That's what Tim's role is.
@Scam_Likely247
@Scam_Likely247 Жыл бұрын
For the prize task, I immediately thought of a car battery, bigger than a cat, and potentially rather shocking.
@KuroroSama42
@KuroroSama42 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking electricity too, but didn't think of anything specific. Isn't a car battery slightly smaller than a cat, though? You COULD just grab an adequately sized appliance and flay the cords.
@jacquesboyadjian9449
@jacquesboyadjian9449 3 жыл бұрын
The contestants trying to settle for themselves is one of the best things I've seen on this show. Epic
@abigailmorris4365
@abigailmorris4365 Жыл бұрын
When the episode first aired I was genuinely upset that Mike’s prize task was shattered in transit. Upon listening to the podcast with Mike as a guest it shook me to my core to learn that his prize was a lie, the entire story had been made up. Coming back to the episode and pausing to read the courier’s invoice though now absolutely shows it was and it truly was one of the most shocking prizes to me. 3:25
@KelpTheGreat
@KelpTheGreat Жыл бұрын
I can get mild to moderate surprise, but it "shook you to your core?" Dude, get a better core.
@just-tess
@just-tess 10 ай бұрын
oh I was so hoping that's what happened! that description of the sculpture was so over the top and it was just a bunch of big pieces of broken glass - Mike was definitely not the right one to sell it though, how could he ever be dishonest??
@michellefidelis
@michellefidelis 3 жыл бұрын
I'm never going to be able to express how much I love you guys for uploading it as soon as it's over on tv! Thank you!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU ALL THAT MAKE THIS SHOW!
@FinetalPies
@FinetalPies 3 жыл бұрын
Greg said, "If the passport was part of the rules, he can't have the points" This was the task: "Get all of your luggage through security. You must stay inside the maze until your luggage has been through the x-ray machine. You may go under one rope and release one rope. You may also disconnect 1 pole completely, but you must then pick up that pole and carry it for the rest of the task. If any of your luggage touches any of the barriers the maze will restart and you must start again. Fastest time wins, your time starts now" No mention at all of the passport, Jamali deserved the points. I think just ignoring Alex qualifies as lateral thinking. I know the rules are loosey goosey but c'mon, wording is important. (I also don't understand the part where Mike was disqualified for not finding the water, another thing not listed in the task. If I get manage to get water through security, it's because that security did a bad job, it doesn't undo the fact that I got water through security)
@nkd5006
@nkd5006 3 жыл бұрын
The task says get all your luggage through security. The theme of the task is in an airport security where you can't get through without your passport and boarding pass and also no liquids inside. Jamali deserved the zero points in that task
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- 3 жыл бұрын
_In this show, I, Greg Davies make some accomplished, but needy comedians do stupid things for me. Why? Because I can! I'm a powerful man. Look at me! Thank you. They have no idea how each other did, but they will soon find out. I shall be judging both what they did and how they did it._ *My word is final - the contestants will definitely respect me.* In the undying words of Cartman: "Respect my authoritah!". Both Greg and Cartman don't exist to be fair - not in the slightest. And indeed, airport security is about (you packing) your (own) luggage and identifying you as a person. Good luck without a passport... I've stepped on a plane with liquids however. A small bottle of Vodka, called 'the Bomb', even xD. But not documents? No trip...
@Morphior
@Morphior 3 жыл бұрын
@@corbeau-_- I managed to get on a transatlantic flight at Newark Airport without a valid boarding pass a few years ago. Long story, that.
@Swirlingflame
@Swirlingflame 3 жыл бұрын
But the passport instructions and the "No liquids" rule were both clearly posted on the signs in the maze, and we all know that any sort of message Alex incorporates into tasks outside of the letter at the beginning is just as important. And very sneaky.
@HellHunter00
@HellHunter00 2 жыл бұрын
Passport and boarding pass are obvious for clearing security at an airport. You can't just chuck your luggage through a scanner and say you've cleared security. The water disqualification was a tad harsh though. Alex should have informed them that they've failed security clearance and made them put the luggage through again until they found and took the water out, ie. a time penalty.
@Anna-by4js
@Anna-by4js 3 жыл бұрын
OMG I can't wait. I need to know who is personally responsible for these uploads. I'm gonna send them a bouncy castle to their garden.
@beeimuune8218
@beeimuune8218 3 жыл бұрын
Paul Chowdhry is responsible
@tanvikaparlikar307
@tanvikaparlikar307 3 жыл бұрын
Bouncy bouncy ooh such a good time
@MrSkywalker121
@MrSkywalker121 3 жыл бұрын
Akex Horne personally uploads them xD
@andreasidloski6240
@andreasidloski6240 2 жыл бұрын
I will personally claim responsibility for this. I would love to have a bouncy castle in my garden. 😁
@litaiguess7005
@litaiguess7005 3 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, this channel is saving my life
@Anne-lb6os
@Anne-lb6os 2 жыл бұрын
Mike and Lee make such an incredible team! It's always fun watching them do team tasks together
@proxanity
@proxanity 3 жыл бұрын
Greg asking about Jamjod Snazj is probably on of the funniest things I've ever seen. I can't stop replaying it 😂
@just-tess
@just-tess 10 ай бұрын
love that Sarah points up and thanks JAMMJOD for the win too! I wondered if there was something to those Scrabble tiles in the opening title...
@hasnatsujon
@hasnatsujon 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, Mike and his mustache and personality, Sarah and her hair, Charlotte and her smile... So beautiful!
@MultiMolly21
@MultiMolly21 3 жыл бұрын
Lee's poem was the best and the most fun for days of the months.
@K.YouTube2
@K.YouTube2 2 жыл бұрын
Bet you can't remember it 4 months later 😂
@johnkidby7948
@johnkidby7948 2 жыл бұрын
@@K.KZbin2 I couldn't remember it four MINUTES later. Mike's mnemonic, on the other hand, is still stuck in my head. Reckon he got robbed on that one.
@K.YouTube2
@K.YouTube2 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnkidby7948 it's funny O cant remember this task too well but I remember Mike doing something weird with words(thanks for the mnenomic jog lol) idr what Lee did at all.
@MissSpanishbella
@MissSpanishbella 3 жыл бұрын
This is so lovely to hear the sounds of balalaika and accordion playing during the tasks. And all the details from USSR times such as the clocks with cat and mouse from our famouse cartoon are so nostalgic. This is really heartwarming and makes me love Taskmaster even more (and I thought it's impossible to love more than I alredy do)! Thank you for this.
@moritzh6876
@moritzh6876 3 жыл бұрын
13:35 How did Charlotte do that sound so perfectly? :D
@krashd
@krashd Жыл бұрын
Cutest funk I've ever hard.
@thehallofvalhalla
@thehallofvalhalla 3 жыл бұрын
Just watched it on tv. Gonna watch it here again and then listen to the podcast and then probably watch it again tomorrow.
@panparenicai-5172
@panparenicai-5172 3 жыл бұрын
There is a Podcast? Could you tell me where please?
@emmabruh
@emmabruh 3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely love the combination of Mike and Lee, they’re funny together but even in the first task when they were just edited in comparison it was hilarious
@saralminocha1964
@saralminocha1964 3 жыл бұрын
How Lee didn't win the Days In A Month Task is inexplicable.
@combogalis
@combogalis 9 ай бұрын
Because it's the opposite of a mnemonic. It's harder to remember his poem than it is to just memorize the days in the months.
@JerryMcB3rry
@JerryMcB3rry 16 күн бұрын
Yes but surely it's better than listening to a voice memo that takes forever to get to. At least Lee put effort into his.
@somethingelse9176
@somethingelse9176 Жыл бұрын
The Scrabble letters in the title card spell Jamjod Snaj.
@PoloElefante
@PoloElefante 3 жыл бұрын
"Except February alone, which has 28 days clear and 29 in each leap year."
@SolarMechanic
@SolarMechanic 3 жыл бұрын
Willing to bet the calculator didn't work because it's one of those solar-powered ones and Horne stuck it in a drawer.
@krashd
@krashd Жыл бұрын
Solar-powered calculators are often kept in drawers and it makes no difference, they only require power when using them and you don't use them in the drawer.
@KaiLucasZachary
@KaiLucasZachary Жыл бұрын
something about the way she said "that's an appalling piece of footage" was just brilliant to me lol
@PruneauYT
@PruneauYT 2 жыл бұрын
Throwing ice cubes was such a great and simple idea, and she came so close every time!
@greyforge27
@greyforge27 9 ай бұрын
"A glassware sculpture depicting a scene from the animal kingdom: Alpaca (shaved) _in flagrante delicto_ with gecko (frenzied) as robin redbreast looks on impassively. Shock level: high."
@Widdekuu91
@Widdekuu91 3 жыл бұрын
Lee and Mike in the last task, that was more efficient than a German's agenda for his insurance-schedules.
@Dima-jc7fx
@Dima-jc7fx 3 жыл бұрын
I think Charlotte was robbed by Alex, he shouldn't have said "It's up to you". Rules are rules and he should have just sent her back.
@userjim83
@userjim83 3 жыл бұрын
Rules are rules 😂 It’s not that serious mate
@Dima-jc7fx
@Dima-jc7fx 3 жыл бұрын
@@userjim83 Well in the end they judged by those rules and took all her points
@userjim83
@userjim83 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dima-jc7fx they took her points? THE HORROR 😫
@remyratatata
@remyratatata 3 жыл бұрын
she should argue in the studio more, they all should i think. especially for the price tasks, some of them wouldn't be so shit if they had a good argument for them
@armcie5080
@armcie5080 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah.. the usual response is "do *you* think its against the rules?"
@tomasmurphy1036
@tomasmurphy1036 3 жыл бұрын
Mr Wozniak is quickly turning into my favourite contestant on the show ever
@DarthChewie
@DarthChewie 3 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't simple was it Alex? But carry on"
@kendralutley5416
@kendralutley5416 3 жыл бұрын
I’m having the worst day I’ve had in quite a long time. This was uploaded and lifted my spirits when I needed it most. Thank you, Taskmaster.
@MadcapShambleton
@MadcapShambleton 3 жыл бұрын
Sending you a virtual Taskmaster Chocolate to go with.
@jayyamaki3869
@jayyamaki3869 3 жыл бұрын
@Red Dwarf After script ideas, are you?
@yellow6409
@yellow6409 3 жыл бұрын
i hope things get better soon, hang tight!
@2nd3rd1st
@2nd3rd1st 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like there needs to be at least one fun recurring task that every new cast has to do. As a way to have something familiar to look forward to and to have a baseline competency meter for every celeb on the show.
@kendralutley5416
@kendralutley5416 Жыл бұрын
I wish the gift for Greg task was every series!
@iliketrains3495
@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын
@@kendralutley5416 It would probably catch on if they did it every series, it was probably a good idea they stopped that task after 3 series. Although there is one recurring task - the Taskmaster portrait one is in nearly every series
@BlueManIan
@BlueManIan 7 ай бұрын
Apparently Alex has every contestant do a warm-up task at the start of recording that is never filmed
@MBohr
@MBohr 3 жыл бұрын
Alex reading reviews of masks from Amazon - immediate No More Jockeys flashback
@failuretolaunch4571
@failuretolaunch4571 4 ай бұрын
Charlotte asking "why" in such an inquisitive manner isjust one of the reasons I find her adorable🥰
@barneymetcalfe8896
@barneymetcalfe8896 Жыл бұрын
9:49 Am I the only one who sees Lee’s throw as incredibly impressive? Like, physically, it’s a wonderful of athleticism. The form, the trajectory. But the artistry too. What a lovely visual.
@just-tess
@just-tess 10 ай бұрын
It was amazing! I just wish he'd done it sooner, he deserved the win for that!
@scheie353
@scheie353 3 жыл бұрын
Mike is awesome and the sweetest human but let's not forget about how great lee is . They together are a treat to watch .🤍
@khulangonchigjav3037
@khulangonchigjav3037 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely thought Mike's shocking thing got wrecked until I paused and read the label hahaha shock level: high
@Snaakie83
@Snaakie83 3 жыл бұрын
Thursday...without any distinctive differences in days the past year... Thursday has become better than the weekend. Thanks for that!! ❤️
@NewfieLawNerd
@NewfieLawNerd 3 жыл бұрын
“Polly Put the Kettle On you prick” makes me bust out laughing every time
@filipposivilia4398
@filipposivilia4398 3 жыл бұрын
I love how many people does not care about the time and just jumped at the video even if it's midnight
@skinhead-ej8ff
@skinhead-ej8ff 3 жыл бұрын
10pm gmt
@PsykraM
@PsykraM 3 жыл бұрын
2pm Western Canada : )
@aryoceissapratama717
@aryoceissapratama717 3 жыл бұрын
4AM GMT+7
@TheHalloweenRose
@TheHalloweenRose 3 жыл бұрын
In Germany it's 11pm :D
@Quitenice
@Quitenice 3 жыл бұрын
3 am India ❤️😊
@dogchaser520
@dogchaser520 Жыл бұрын
24:02 About died looking at this easy-to-follow chart
@thehungrycat7281
@thehungrycat7281 3 жыл бұрын
Best thing about this series is that no one is competitive. Everyone gets along nicely.
@beatnikmary
@beatnikmary 3 жыл бұрын
Ha! Nobody is competitive? Not so sure about that. I think they're just all polite grownups about it.
@LessDevoid
@LessDevoid Жыл бұрын
Which series had Daisy and Richard? That was a rough one to sit through. Otherwise, yes, everyone seems to get together quite well.
@iliketrains3495
@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын
@@LessDevoid I think OP meant series as in 'season'.
@dhatrimeidar9001
@dhatrimeidar9001 Жыл бұрын
"First word... EAR." "Oh gah.. MATE." The utter frustration in her voice
@drpancake4103
@drpancake4103 3 жыл бұрын
Charlotte's clock for the months was the best system, seems unfair that she lost because of her arts and crafts skills.
@NaveenBosco
@NaveenBosco 3 жыл бұрын
Charlotte made that clock in 20 minutes?!
@Greenstarfanatic
@Greenstarfanatic 3 жыл бұрын
Leave it to Alex to put a solar powered calculator in a dark drawer for a bit.
@najlaazeez2001
@najlaazeez2001 3 жыл бұрын
Always a joy to watch this series!!
@hiddeenfreek
@hiddeenfreek 3 жыл бұрын
Just go for 13 months with all 28 days and have a extra feast day. Call the extra month and day for Greg.
@DavidChong
@DavidChong 3 жыл бұрын
You just have to remember july and august have 31, everything else going backwards and forwards just alternates short/long (feb is an exception but it still follows the pattern being short)
@TetrisH8er
@TetrisH8er 3 жыл бұрын
@Liam Garrett Gormanuary
@MS_-_2468_-_
@MS_-_2468_-_ 3 жыл бұрын
I grew up using the knuckles of one hand for months with 31. Once you reach August you go back on the knuckles, using the same knuckle for July as you did for August. February is the exception
@Jose.AFT.Saddul
@Jose.AFT.Saddul Жыл бұрын
The task was to “Develop a new system” The knuckles system is fairly popular So using the knuckles would’ve led to a disqualification.
@Anna-tu2zn
@Anna-tu2zn 3 жыл бұрын
Sarah's gonna win this series, I'm calling it
@also9825
@also9825 3 жыл бұрын
No s*** Sherlock :)
@starpupilz
@starpupilz Жыл бұрын
I think I say this every season, but I truly love this cast. Charlotte is this wild blend of deadpan, sweet, and above this all. Sarah, self deprecating but determined, Mike and his moustache against the world, Lee and Jamali raging against anything Greg and Alex do.
@Brownalebelly
@Brownalebelly 3 жыл бұрын
The fastest 45 minutes of the week, gone in a flash :-) Love it!
@danielgill3998
@danielgill3998 3 жыл бұрын
the most fun though! time flies when you are finally having fun in such a hard year!
@PaulaHoell
@PaulaHoell 3 жыл бұрын
Charlotte is so gosh darn cute I feel bad every time she doesn't get at least four points! She got five every task in my heart
@woschaebedip
@woschaebedip 3 жыл бұрын
Charlotte's frog sweater
@ajayzz8175
@ajayzz8175 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever is managing this channel is doing God's work
@captainchaos3667
@captainchaos3667 2 жыл бұрын
I love that it's impossible to tell whether the bit with the calculator was planned or not.
@FilbieTron
@FilbieTron Жыл бұрын
I love how Mike does a little jog during tasks
@r.g.9717
@r.g.9717 Жыл бұрын
I love that Jamali seemed a little disappointed that there weren’t more months 😂
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