Series 18 Outtakes - Part 2 | Taskmaster

[@goronhead]

I really believe Alex is testing how badly he can do the banter section before Greg assaults him

[@Elwaves2925]

Absolutely. It's totally deliberate because he knows it winds Greg up. It's that wind up that makes it funny for us.

[@brookewestonctc]

Alex knows Greg isn't as funny when he's being nice, so he winds him up at the start.

[@somerandom3257]

It’s a game between them at this point and Greg knows if he hits Alex he loses the game and he can’t let Alex win lol

[@Mirmi11]

It feels like Greg's beginning to use Alex's own tactic against him, and annoying him in return 😁 The "you penis" and "horse porn!" sections definitely felt like he got through, if just for a short moment.

[@Elwaves2925]

@@Mirmi11 Yeah, I've been noticing that too. Greg knows that Alex needs to move on with the show but adds things in that halt that because it won't be aired.

[@chequesaurus]

So funny to see it took longer to read the task than the task itself

[@sfshinz]

“They say, of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is…”

[@berrylly]

i scrolled the comments before i watched the video and i pre-emptively got upset thinking you were just another person being mean to rosie, pleasantly surprised by the actual reason 😆😆

[@chequesaurus]

@berrylly hahah yeah context is very important 🤣 Rosie was great this series, no complaints from me here.

[@squishyshelli]

"Your mom's a slag" has lived rent free in my head since the episode 😂

[@Nabend1402]

Because it reminds you of your mom?

[@DarkHarlequin]

I love Emmas double take at the second one 😄

[@gitterrost-4]

During the episode I didn't catch the first one and genuinely thought the other two times were deliberate. Only now I registered that he actually said "And she's like".

[@ProIce]

It’s for sure a Taskmaster all-timer.

[@blackdragoncyrus]

mum*

[@whatiwasgoingtosay]

Greg looked actually shocked for a moment when Alex said, “If anything it’s for you.”

[@goldenpony822]

Uno reverse card

[@gabrielepresby9120]

I’m surprised he didn’t come off his throne. Is he mellowing with age?

[@Caricanalisis]

Didn't went in

[@Arkholt2]

Don Tuttus, distant relation of Patatas

[@singenstattatmen5096]

His son, probably, since it's "Pa" tatas... I'll show myself out.

[@valerielevasseur8674]

​@@singenstattatmen5096Your mom's just like

[@nvrmnde]

Sorry for ruining the perfect chain of comemments by complimenting you 3 for it. 😂👏

[@singenstattatmen5096]

@@valerielevasseur8674 Did you just call my mum a slag?? 😤

[@guyjackson132]

It's Huevos' alter-ego.

[@Dilmahkana]

1:30 "Dun. Your. Tatas" the comedic timing of the others' head movements in response is perfect

[@petosorus]

What does it mean ? Is it brit slang ?

[@spinal_capped]

@@petosorusIt’s just a mispronunciation of “Don your tutus” “Don” means wear, and “tutus” is just the plural of tutu (the pink frilly skirt thing that a ballerina wears), but looks like a really weird word in plural form.

[@VITALSPARKMEDIA]

@@petosorus tatas is slang for boobs. I'm American tho, not sure if they're laughing at the double meaning or mispronunciation. Either way it's funny.

[@DylanSargesson]

​@@VITALSPARKMEDIA that, but also Babatunde mispronuncing things is becoming a running gag at this point.

[@turoni314]

It's always strange to me how native English people like Baba in this case don't know an expression that sounds totally normal to me with English as a second language.

[@claudiamueller5475]

„It’s not the disability, it’s women“ I am dying…

[@Fortunateson69]

“Or is it gay people?” Lolllll

[@sarahspiegler482]

Don't worry, apparently it's "misogyny with a soupçon of homophobia" 🙂

[@goldenpony822]

Am glad Alex finally made a contribution to this d!ckhead persona Greg has been introducing forever

[@mr.2x.t288]

@@sarahspiegler482is that what Greg said? I’ve never heard of that before, does it mean like, a smidge or a sprinkle or something?

[@stratobungle]

@@mr.2x.t288 "a very small quantity of something" Oxford English definition...👍

[@cds2718]

Alex saying “keep doing it” regarding Rosie’s disability 😂😂😂

[@sherryxia8362]

And regretted it right after 😂😂😂

[@youremakingprogress144]

Baba genuinely seems like he would be so much fun to hang out with. He's friendly, positive, energetic, and not afraid to laugh at himself.

[@dikkedorus]

I love the last bit where Alex follows along and chucks the bike out of pure peer pressure

[@crazymelon02]

And that improvisation(i think it was improvised) maked a comedian a good comedian.

[@Rubrickety]

“Your mum’s a slag” joins Rose Matafeo’s “shid” and Greg’s mum’s fan heater in the Hall of Fame.

[@nvrmnde]

What is the fan heater bit? What season? I do not recall at all! 🤯

[@Rubrickety]

@@nvrmnde It was an outtake from season 4, back when it was still on Dave. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to be viewable on KZbin anymore. 😞

[@iamdb1990]

the only thing better than Taskmaster is the outtakes from Taskmaster, love it

[@strngmgc]

i've thought about "your mum's a slag" at least once everyday since the episode aired why is it so fucking funny lmao

[@Imberis]

Rosie’s very earnest “Why?” to Jack really got me. 😂

[@mimiharv]

"Dee: Not otter" cuts to the most otter-looking man in existence

[@josiahscurlock]

"I thought you probably wouldn't call me a penis twice, but you have." "I'll call you a penis three times. You penis." Greg always undersells himself.

[@dennysingh2813]

Andy's name tag says "Task master" for anyone wondering.

[@tojaniktinny]

Thanks for clarifying, I kind of expected to be an extremely convoluted pun in Chinese… Perhaps it still is if it’s actually pronounced by Andy…

[@dennysingh2813]

@@tojaniktinny that's very true and I expected the same.

[@pkuvincentsu]

And it's a pretty bad translation. It says "Task Teacher". The better characters should be 任务大师 or something like that.

[@bbpprivate4120]

⁠@@pkuvincentsuactually 师父 can be translated to master but it's more a old fashioned word, Andy apparently just put it in translator and print it out lol; also I think 任务主人 will do the trick.❤

[@pkuvincentsu]

@@bbpprivate4120 Oh yes of course, but 师父 's "master" is something like "Master Roshi". It just doesn't quite fit.

[@piccherroll]

My god the "you keep doing that" line is out of this world.

[@xseros7954]

Alex throwing the motorbike in the end was such a great bit of physical comedy. Possibly my favourite moment this whole series

[@avinotion]

When Dark Helmet punishes the guy for going over his helmet, right?

[@R.Daneel]

Mark my words: there will be highly respected doctorates in Horne humour for centuries to come. The depth and breadth is staggering.

[@R.Daneel]

@@curranfoster1865 The pen is mightier than the sword.

[@eggchomp]

The first one is killing me! The way Alex says “No! I don’t mean-“ and is just completely ignored is absolutely fucking hilarious!

[@Faronwoodss]

Wait wait can you explain why he said that?

[@musical3lottie]

​@@Faronwoodss he meant as the Taskmaster's Assistant, with his admin jacket, the things in the jacket pockets are things the Taskmaster might need so as the assistant he can just get out of his pocket whatever Greg needs whenever he needs them, ij general. Including the … idk if YT will hide my comment for saying the word. Including the you-know-what. Whereas the reason for everyone's reaction is they thought Alex meant it was specifically for Greg to use .

[@TheYorkRose]

I'm so glad we get multiple videos per season now 💖

[@Dan_G.R.S.]

The slag bit was a great showcase of the edit and how effective it can be with relatively little cuts. Just a few snips and the final version was an instant classic!

[@PelleKuipers]

Honestly I loved this version too. Just for the fact that the set up was so slooow and satisfying.

[@mdrzn]

8:46 "Keep doing it!" cracked me up

[@ChadKovac]

22 legs one was even better knowing how long the task actually took

[@Labergemusic]

Alex Horne selectively discriminating is easily the best TM outtake of all time "You can keep doing it" is some insane comedy oh my god

[@blackdragoncyrus]

This cast has been fun so far. I ended up liking Andy more than I expected.

[@claudiamueller5475]

After listening to him on the news quiz I was sure he’d be great, but he is even better

[@sairaghav93]

What news quiz is this?

[@fmbz858]

@@sairaghav93 The

[@hcoutts297]

His podcast, 'The Bugle' is great too.

[@oak3001]

​@@sairaghav93The News Quiz is a program on BBC Radio 4 currently hosted by Andy. Available on BBC Sounds.

[@TheThirdPrice]

Alex throwing the toy motorbike is hysterical

[@leesoftpaw5086]

8:18 holy fuck the outtakes make me appreciate Alex even more.

[@neithere]

And then he sits there, all red. He loves making himself uncomfortable.

[@pinkriffic]

For the viewers at home, 任务师父 is a literal translation of taskmaster.

[@kernicterus1233]

"He says you're a lying c***" I did not see that coming!!

[@DimitarNestorov]

0:04 - Pick the Taskmaster’s locket from its pocket task outtake (episode 4) 0:54 - Live task outtake - Baba reading the task (episode 4) 3:33 - Prize task outtake - Alex making a joke (episode 5) 3:58 - Prize task outtake - Jack’s prize (episode 5) 4:34 - Prize task outtake - Baba’s task (episode 5) 5:56 - Direct the robot to its charging station task outtake (episode 5) 6:08 - Greg comments Andy’s outfit outtake (episode 5) 7:42 - Defuse the robot outtake (episode 6) 8:59 - Prize task outtake (episode 6) 9:40 - Live task outtake (episode 6) 10:00 - Puppet sidekick task transition outtake (episode 6) 10:48 - Banter outtake (episode 6)

[@mdrzn]

Doing god's work.

[@smoooty]

I can’t believe Greg’s mum’s a slag

[@Si74l0rd]

Well, Wem is the uncles capital of the UK.

[@mremumerm]

didn't you see her in the tub with Fez?

[@nvrmnde]

Not heard the quick f* story on Graham then. 😂

[@Miltroit]

'Your mom's just like...' v 'You mom's a slag. ' feels like the Yanni v Laurel moment of today or the blue/black dress v white/gold dress.

[@violdamor]

Thanks for clearing it up, because I thought Baba said “Your mom’s relaxed” the first time

[@thomasthomasson2319]

Yeah! Emma tries to bring it up at 5:09 but it gets ignored

[@Dr.Death8520]

It's not a crazy difference, given the speed and pronunciation. Just like Ju stlike A slak It's really just the k->g sound that changes the words heard And ofc when you're told what to hear, it's much easier to hear specifically that

[@priceandpride]

The chemistry between the hosts is unparalleled

[@RichardParker2099]

“Is this the end ..? YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN!” Fkn hilarious Greg. 😂

[@ForeverHobbit]

I remember the eating a lot of butter at a wedding thing, he talked about this in an older episode lol They were talking about how he eats anything and he finishes all his meals in like 5min of something

[@Demurr]

Turns out Emma has the best laugh ever

[@dylanwilliams5801]

There are so many places for comedy in this show. I love it so much. Never go away. And please give us more episodes of No More Jockeys

[@ManWalksDogs]

9:40 in the recent Andy's Askmaster we learnt that the opening titles type writer was sourced in Norwich. Just down the road from me (in Norwich) there's a second-hand store that currently has a beautiful pair of black typewriters very similar to the TM one. My mum used to have one too, in the pre-computer days of our basic family home in the 80s, that I enjoyed using, so I'm always gazing at them in the window as I pass into and out of the city. I haven't spotted a price tag though; I bet they'd fetch a pretty penny...

[@--Animal--]

"And now your mum's a slag" is what I heard too

[@TeddySpaghetty]

Really wish they could put out extended R-rated versions of episodes. All this stuff is great.

[@thomasthomasson2319]

I know this sounds like the set up to a joke but: why did the robot shit out a bar of chocolate?

[@Sunprism]

Rosie Jones apparently once told Alex to go get a stuffed owl from behind a bar so she could see it better, and he nearly got himself banned

[@Matatabi6]

Alex is the best purely facial comedian since Rowan Atkinson

[@Arikayx13]

Outtakes title, "Twelve clues and a condom"

[@godminnette2]

It's very funny how inaccurate the auto subtitles are, but they manage to get "she's just like" at 5:27 perfectly despite what we all hear.

[@jordanhass]

Babátúndé Aléshé, low key, one of the funniest contestants on taskmaster.

[@LiberArchivum]

"Baba" might mean father in Arabic, but Babatunde sure means Outtake Daddy in the UK.

[@lenochod6]

We will be so spoiled with these outtakes, I love it

[@trferr]

1:30 For a second there I thought he meant Patatas the cat 😂

[@thenarrator9204]

The outtakes are so good. XD I am happy you are continuing to do so!!

[@fetzie23]

Kids across the country will be dunning their tutters.

[@RiggedFish]

Dear Taskmaster Team. Me, almost 30 turned Deaf this year and I honestly want to show my gratitude towards you having subtitles. Taskmaster helped me trough a lot. I was born hearing impaired, and lost more and more of the functionality from m ears year after year until this.

[@ritavelveeta6619]

"Ya Mum's A Slag"...."Ya Mum's A Slag".............."One Of Your Parents, And She's A Slag"

[@JolynBowler]

Oh yes !!! "Don your Ta Tas 💙🌻💙"

[@spacecowboyweekend6764]

I would love to show up to one of his gigs in a shirt with that on it.

[@Rangecrosoft]

That first one escalated quicker than fanfiction.

[@gingeridot]

love the outtakes! thanks to all the editors!

[@capt.bollocks]

Wow babas reading attempts of "don your tutus" must have been longer than the actual task.

[@patiencekillz]

i love that there are so many outtakes

[@homagetogorto]

The banter section is Alex getting justice on our behalf for all the bad scoring decisions.

[@Willow0.o]

Anyone else find Alex's bits actually pretty funny? Maybe it's just my autistic sense of humour but the bizarre nature of it just cracks me up lol

[@emmajean8631]

The Alex and Greg test card!!

[@jclay007]

I need more Emma Sidi in my life ❤

[@johnskrip7174]

“You can keep doing it.” - Alex Horne

[@iatsd]

6:58 It says "Task Master"

[@squishyshelli]

Now I expect there to be, nay demand, there is a final task where they have to "don your tatas" 😂

[@midgetwars1]

They actually really did edit it pretty well in the final ep. They didn't even pan back to him.

[@shaun7468]

i think its time japan has its own taskmaster

[@hammellish2150]

Taskmaster is the greatest that ever did it.

[@IDontModWTFz]

I've never laughed so much in my life, thank you 🤣

[@gogzy606]

Jack dee lost it at "It's not the disability, it's women 😂😂😂

[@EricaGamet]

I dribbled my drink down the front of me (shame on me for thinking I could take a sip during outtakes) when Alex said, "It's not the disability, it's women." And the gay stuff. 😆

[@slyasleep]

„Is this the end?“

[@SuHo-bp1iy]

Thank you father.

[@JudithARobinson]

Baba's laugh is wonderful!!!😂

[@kirstenboyd991]

Love this ensemble!!

[@LiamBushrod]

9:49 the norwich joke had me howling 🤣

[@carib1077]

Can you explain that?

[@neithere]

Could you please explain it if it isn't just something entirely random?

[@tobyk8125]

@@neithere Pretty much just random

[@LiamBushrod]

@@neithere it's just the pure randomness of little alex horne's mind. And delivered with such conviction that you'd think it was planned or scripted haha

[@polken5418]

i really thougt Baba said "Your moms a slag" on purpose the second time as a joke, but he genuily never actually said it.

[@user__214]

Same! The innocence blew me away.

[@belly-avrill]

i believe with my whole heart that Greg has never done a captcha in his entire life

[@Stereomoo]

genuinely can't tell if Baba's doing the retakes wrong on purpose, very funny though

[@notme222]

Baba cracks me up. Every joke is like he slipped it out of his pocket hoping no one would notice.

[@thomasthomasson2319]

he seems too wholesome for the mum's a slag one

[@hydrarue3725]

“Your Mom’s a slag” really kills me.😂

[@di_tattoolover]

Love Google translate for the meaning of Andys name badge..❤

[@fluffyfour]

Now applied twice for tickets, and failed twice. Think it's because I'm a lonely person in my 50s needing just one ticket! Ho hum!

[@HeyItsAJOmega]

9:08 - Let's be honest, who guessed it was Ed Gamble's wedding before they said it? (Also, Andy mentioning Chris Addison makes me want to see Chris on TM as well!)

[@craigalexander966]

Reading the task took longer than the task😂

[@AbigailHearne]

Literally just want to a wedding this past weekend and my friend ate 3 little packets of butter straight for 20 bucks. lmao

[@dramadork884]

Babba is so funny!

[@neithere]

In the outtakes he actually is!

[@EuanBCFC]

*That goes to Norwich*

[@lordhoot1]

Fun fact: Chris Addison is three years older than Andy Zaltzman

[@dont-want-no-wrench]

i had my doubts about rosie when this series started, but she is actually funny

[@ScubaFanatic60]

I would do love to go see a taping of the show. Need to get to the UK from NY!

[@cubisttubist]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF ANYTHING IT'S FOR HIM- 💀

[@EziosBladez]

Don your tutus xD

[@sweetwater5030]

Comedy gold… stop calling my mum a slag!

[@NotaDutchGuy]

These outtakes are always the best non episodes videos!

[@jimmineweaser3300]

We need a prize task playlist!!!!

[@topogakebobone]

We need more Dark Alex

[@gracexlydia]

I love this season all of these comedians are really funny! And to anyone saying they are not watching it because of Rosie Jones well you do you but she is hilarious

[@bobafettjr85]

According to Google translate his snooker sponsor is "Taskmaster"