Series 5 Complete Outtakes | Taskmaster

The funniest moments from Series 5 that didn't make the final shows. Enojy!
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

[@marinafilisky1911]

At last, the world gets to see the brilliance of Mark's yoghurt kick

[@ruqayyahqadri8180]

I'm sure I've seen it before.

[@viva2archive]

Dave have released the outtakes before, but it’s still good to see Mark's landmark achievement being documented on the official TM channel 🎯

[@neithere]

Twice

[@charlesb7019]

It was a thing of beauty that kick…

[@RalIix]

It really has been shown at some point.

[@sharkofjoy]

Sally and Alex eating the absinthe toast is one of my favorite taskmaster moments of all time, I'm so glad to see more of it!

[@simonkevnorris]

Yes, but I also liked her comment that if Alex ate the "Piggy Makes You Fat" he would look like Greg.

[@barnaclefelching4079]

Sally is such a ridiculously human human. What a woman.

[@luciahoneybee]

She's a savage and I love her for it! ​@@simonkevnorris

[@KayseeAndy]

I bet in all of Alex's wildest dreams he'd never have imagined sharing absinth toast with Sally Phillips. She's one of the best contestants IMO

[@PrettyPurplePolkaDots]

Sally Phillips casually tries to kill man, self.

[@Jovian999]

Next time on Would I Lie To You... Bob: "I power my diesel car with pig's urine to reduce its emissions"

[@konayasai]

And, as always with Bob, it'll be true. AdBlue is indeed a thing for decreasing NOx emissions in some diesel systems. It is indeed urea and water. Urea is indeed the main nitrogen-containing substance in mammalian urine. It all checks out.

[@mdrzn]

@@konayasai AdBlue is DEFINITELY not just "pig urine" and water. Google it, it's been debunked, AdBlue is actually a high purity chemically produced carbamide solution dissolved in high purity de-ionised water. Anything other than a high purity solution will cause the porous head of the SCR to fail just like limescale would in a kettle. Putting urine from any species into your machine's AdBlue tank would cause irreversible damage to the SCR. I get the joke but let's not go around and say "it's true".

[@junkevil]

In the US we call it DEF (Diesel Exhaust Fluid) and It's available at every truck stop pump on the trucker side, because it's required by law for emissions.

[@Grdiang3l]

I thought this exactly

[@jordanberndt4157]

It wouldn't surprise me if Bob actually sourced the pig's urine himself. This is the same man that does his own dentistry after all.

[@merty5713]

I love that half of the outtakes are just Sally being an absolute legend.

[@simonkevnorris]

I agree, I already though she was unhinged but the extended and additional clips just confirm that!

[@Linejs1]

She is sooo bonkers and lovely 😍

[@Ron-d2s]

Absynth on toast...... ok... interesting...

[@DiegoMartinezCoria]

It's always the cute ones that are mad as hatters :3 (love the fact myself)

[@acolakes]

obsessed with how sally was dedicated to flirting with EVERYONE. her sexuality knows no bounds.

[@elemkay5104]

In one interview, she describes how she wasn't sure about the water cooler moment, and she had like 10 men around her pressuring her to go through with it (said for comic effect rather than workplace harassment vibes). After that she totally leaned into it for the rest of the series and it was a treat to watch!

[@TheKosstImogen]

​@@elemkay5104My dude they have Alex Horne as their pfp, I don't think they need to be given TM facts, I think they know them 😂 Also that did happen in the episode, not saying she didn't say it in an interview too but I do remember her wonderful phrasing of "ring of men" in the ep 😂

[@acolakes]

@@TheKosstImogen hahah tbf i didn’t actually know that fact!

[@acolakes]

@@elemkay5104 i’m so glad she went through with it because it was equally horrifying and hilarious.

[@Dog1818YT]

i believe she was going through a divorce at the time so that could've influenced things a little.

[@TheKosstImogen]

Sally's ex-husband might be the biggest fool in recorded history.

[@Steve157Oh]

I fell head over heels for her in this.

[@clairehogan3347]

“Babe: Piss in the City” is such an underrated joke from Aisling

[@danielloftus5578]

The fact that everyone didn't fall about laughing at that hurts me

[@mindicity3874]

2:20 - I always have to rewatch Bob's delayed understanding of and reaction to Greg's joke.

[@Myrvold]

Bob often has a delayed reaction to jokes, even on Would I Lie To You :P

[@krissdev]

I don’t get the joke. Can someone explain, please?

[@iliketrains3495]

@@krissdev Greg is old so has to be very close to Sally in order to shoot on her face. (Yes this is a thing I just typed out on the internet I need a better hobby)

[@paulastapleton9072]

​@@iliketrains3495 I love that you answered that question. Keep your hobby, I would write an essay trying to think of a polite way of saying it👏🤣

[@gordondouglas2971]

This just makes me love Sally even more.

[@onetom2222]

She's such a loose cannon, she's amazing 😂

[@Taolan8472]

"Please, do!"

[@oldvlognewtricks]

I’m not absolutely certain it’s possible to love Sally more

[@PaulTomblin]

Do you want to come onto her?

[@ThisCharmingMan1984]

⁠@@PaulTomblin Only since I was a teenager; I’ve had a crush on Sally since the mid-to-late 90’s, when I first saw her on ‘I’m Alan Partridge’ haha.

[@SpoookyBooogie]

Now we want the Lee Mack reel!!! I remember hearing Alex talk about how they had tons of unaired footage of Lee Mack just being funny behind the scenes or during tasks

[@iliketrains3495]

Didn't they post the Series 11 outtakes on here after the series aired?

[@dogroferifno]

It must be an American thing but I really don't like Lee Mack

[@BeccaB529]

@@dogroferifnoFellow American here. Was indifferent to him on Taskmaster, but once I started to watch “Would I Lie To You?” I love that guy!

[@magiclife1998]

Lee Mack is an acquired taste for some. He's so quickfire and can' seem to hold himself back for any retorts that come into his head 🤣

[@SpoookyBooogie]

@@iliketrains3495 yes but Alex mentioned there was too much hilarious content from him over the course of the week or so of filming so the vast majority hasn’t been seen

[@michaelablank]

There is a reason that Bob kills on Would I Lie To You and this shows it superbly.

[@rkah6187]

The slowly mounting horror on David's face as Rob describes things is always a treat

[@jennareynolds1403]

Now we know why Alex's face was so smooth! Piggy Make Ya Fat has given him such a luster

[@Klutech]

Greg should have remembered force-feeding him that and not attributed it to Botox. 😅

[@RalIix]

@@Klutech A callback joke from an outtake ten series ago. That's bound to be legendary.

[@billystanford275]

I loved Sally in this season. you can tell she just wanted to enjoy herself the whole time. It was such good fun to watch

[@johndeever]

It is a crime against humanity to ever edit Nish’s uncontrolled laughter out of anything.

[@scully47]

I envy him. I wish I could just openly laugh like that.

[@dendroleon]

'oh, that was an abrupt end to our friendship' lmao

[@clarebearr5357]

Always good to remember what a MENACE Sally is

[@joslagerburg1763]

Love how the swear box thing got so out of hand they had to entirely cut it from the actual show

[@bluejadeblue]

opening the outtakes with sally's absinthe toast is the best thing ever

[@NuSpirit_]

Man this is the stuff I love to see - if possible, could we see more "behind the scenes" cuts/outtakes, pre-show banter and scenes from the stage like in this video?

[@thefunkyJ]

This was a treat because they reached 1,4 million subscribers so I believe more will be released for other milestones.

[@mrbushi1062]

yesss PLEASE keep releasing outtakes. I LOVE how Alex will eat damn near anything they make, none of the other spin off assistants would

[@5hadow5talker]

I think Olli (Norway) and Paul (NZ) have..? Those are 2 very unhinged versions.

[@chrstnldg6652]

Paul Williams would

[@RNS_Aurelius]

Sometimes I feel Greg has never stopped being a 13 year old boy

[@AndersWatches]

He’s 3 of them stacked in a trench coat

[@isaaceiland-hall425]

Gotta be at least four. Man is huge. lol

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

I love how unhinged Sally was. Definitely one of my favourites.

[@nickshillito1170]

Sally Phillips is just so attractive in every possible way it's unreal

[@acedino535]

bob's right, every time i fill up my moped i think to myself "lovely bit of squirrel"

[@bamleith3095]

sally laughing like your mate at a sleep over after you've all been told to be quiet in the first clip always sends me

[@aiziril]

The yoghurt kick is truly... legendairy.

[@FloraWest]

Right? One might even say...leg-and-dairy.

[@spudragious]

​@@FloraWestno, you ruined it

[@kgod.225]

I'm glad that someone back at HQ has realized that the outtakes are gold

[@johnskrip7174]

I really wanted to see more of drunk marmite Alex. This is delightful.

[@scully47]

Alex was on Drunk History once. He wasn’t as wildly drunk as I’d hoped for, but it was funny. I’d love to see outtakes from that.

[@stroof-is-tired]

Also plenty of Alex being drunk on No More Jockeys lol

[@Aviertje]

Well, that is a of a if ever I've seen a outtake compilation! Also, Alex... more dancing, please. You are a gift to the human race.

[@Tao_Tology]

What the ing is a ?

[@Ryansdove]

@@Tao_Tology A long time ago there were typewriters.

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

I had forgotten how absolutely crazy Sally was in this series. She was such an unexpected surprise for me this series. :D

[@EvilFinian]

I don't think anyone has enjoyed being on Taskmaster more than Sally.

[@magicmerl7749]

Liza Tarbuck

[@johnskrip7174]

Underrated joke from Aisling: Babe - Piss in the City

[@neithere]

What does it mean?

[@erinford8138]

@@neithereThye sequel to Babe was a direct-to-video movie called “Babe - Pig in the City”

[@auntlynnie]

In the, “I’ve totted up the scores” bit, I feel like Greg missed the opportunity to shout, “CUSHON!”

[@sfshinz]

Or “VEGETABLES!”

[@fancifuldevices]

Ok I thought he was mispronouncing totaled.

[@Sam-lr9oi]

it occurs to me now that a good high octane item would have been a soundproof door, if you take it to mean "ability to resist knocking" like it is with gas

[@Violaetor]

If there was one line that could represent Taskmaster contestant experience, it would be - "...and I don't like how I feel now."

[@iliketrains3495]

I've seen most of these before, but always great to see an outtake collection from the best series. Also Mark's yoghurt kick not making it to TV is even harsher when you realise he was involved in a tiebreaker, but he got the Fred The Swede picture one instead.

[@the80sboys17]

Season 5 is my favourite. Everyone seemed to get along and had so much fun.

[@harryfield1197]

This makes me absolutely adore sally more than I already did!

[@merman1974]

Oh joy, the yoghurt kick, absinthe on toast, and Sally Phillips flirting.

[@huornaldarion781]

I looked at bob's claim of pigs' urine in adblue. Adblue does contain urea but not specified to pigs as far as I can find it. 32.5 % is urea or piss, 67.5% is deionized water.

[@jamescarroll384]

That's a lot more pissy then actual piss. Cause urine is like 95% water and 3% urea. So then Adblue is 10x concentrate piss.

[@Chio_OB]

It's made industrially, no pig piss is involved, lol

[@kaspianepps7946]

I also looked into it and the AA says it's man-made urea - pigs' urine wouldn't be pure enough apparently.

[@armcie5080]

Is that the same as sweat?

[@kaspianepps7946]

@@armcie5080There's only trace amounts of urea in sweat.

[@simplicity6564]

I absolutely love Sally. Cute, smart, funny, sweet and naughty and compassionate.

[@RealBradMiller]

I think Sally Phillips had the most fun out of any contestant.

[@wcgs101]

When you think about it, Watto’s absolutely nailed that…

[@ampersandcastle1091]

At the end of the day he struck it like, your friend and mine, Pelé

[@Afrojoet]

​@@ampersandcastle1091 the captain of industry

[@Huntracony]

I forgot how good the S5 lineup was... might be time for a rewatch :D

[@sillystringeater]

This has got to be one of the best taskmaster lineups

[@Tao_Tology]

7:31 "....so I'm happy, if you wanna go for it with me" 'I really do' I mean at this point the fanfic writes itself.

[@TroubleToby3040]

To me, the fanfic starts writing itself just a few seconds later when Sally says she's going to start flirting with Aisling... Actually, now that I think about it, it's kind of a free-for-all!! 😂🤣😂

[@Tao_Tology]

​@@TroubleToby3040 Trying to cheapen the true and enduring (and imaginative) passion of Greg-n-Alex by talking about not one but two _non Champion_ contestants? How very dare you.

[@TroubleToby3040]

@@Tao_Tology😂🤣😂Alright, I guess... It's just that "two fellas" just don't do nothin' for me, lol. 👍👍👍

[@beckmannm]

The absolutely ENORMOUS bite Alex takes of the absinth toast, and then the hysterics they go into 😂😂😂 SO good!!!

[@blackdragoncyrus]

That Marmite task still haunts my dreams.

[@simonkevnorris]

Same here but I prefer Vegemite over Marmite.

[@DerekWrites]

Munching on absinthe-soaked bread. Just another day in the office for Little Alex Horne

[@jackwang9536]

Absinthe is insanely strong! it can be as much as 75% ABV. He was definitely lit up.

[@fancifuldevices]

These were all so good. The cut scenes are better than anything other shows keep.

[@prisonersforprofit]

greg's quick wit on display with these outtakes, taking sally's escalation of "i was coming on to sally", to another level of double entendre, "i'm nearly 50 years of age sally, so you'll have to be very near me." brilliant. sally announces she's going to start flirting with aisling instead of greg, greg; "suddenly the rejection becomes a win." another gem.

[@maxscameraguy]

That dance should start every Taskmaster episode!

[@R.Daneel]

I love the first one. It's like a boy and his girlfriend sneaking liquor from the parent's cabinet for the first time. So wholesome.

[@TonyTheYouTuba]

Finally, justice for Mark Watson 😎

[@papasy3748]

I feel like people don't talk enough about just how DERANGED Sally was, but she also enjoyed herself more than maybe anyone in TM history lol, she's always dying laughing at the things she gets to do to Alex. My personal favorite ever contestant I think

[@Odilwerk]

There's been some amazing series but this one is still my favourite. The contestants work so well together but they also completely hold their own by themselves.

[@theyruinedyoutubeagain]

Bob talking about AdBlue is the most normal thing he said (aside from it being pig's urine being a common urban myth), and yet he has such a reputation that nobody believed him 🤣

[@gabor1928]

"What the f*** mate!?" has got to be one of the best comebacks of the whole show.

[@effess8698]

Toast soaked in absinthe sounds like such a time saver. It's basically the proverbial killing two birds with one stone

[@johnskrip7174]

I would love to know what photo Alex showed Greg that he knew he would immediately swear😂

[@carsonbrooks2102]

You can actually see it when Alex puts down his IPad at 12:58. It’s just a big ol close up of a penis

[@tibian124]

The high octane stuff: "Purina HIGH OCTANE Heavy Weight Topdress is an extremely palatable high-fat supplement..."

[@jackwang9536]

Purina has an entire product line that's "high octane". There's: High octane "depth charge" High octane "fitter" High octane "champion drive" High octane "ultra full" I'm impressed that Sally was able to find the Purina high-octane product line from her lovely suburban London home. And now that I've researched Purina's products, the Google algorithms probably think that I am raising pigs. Also, who comes up with these insane names? Does Purina's marketing staff eat their own high-octane fuel?

[@adenansu]

How much of the not-marmite was Sally drinking while filming that day?

[@Tao_Tology]

I suspect........none at all. 😅

[@jackwang9536]

Absinthe is super strong. It can be as much as 75% ABV. I think Alex basically ate a shot glass worth of absinthe. I think they definitely felt a bit of the alcohol!

[@SennaAugustus]

Sally said that Alex's face was purple, it's just super strong.

[@RickReasonnz]

@@jackwang9536 So strong. I wonder if the bread helped slow the absorption tho, perhaps delaying some of its potency til it reached the stomach.

[@sarika.h]

need to sell a cheeky texts by Mark book, profits to charity and I would also pay to see un censored swear box edit

[@Zach90888]

I always forget how pig based the series 5 outtakes are

[@shanedbunting]

The Greatest Kick in the History of Potted Yogurt 🎉

[@Silverity]

A minute in and I've got tears streaming down my face.

[@sam_is_on_mars]

0:58 you know it's good when you hear someone break from behind camera lol

[@rachelw1076]

Just the sound of AIR coming out of Sally after the absinthe toast 😆

[@Pfannkuchen07]

More outtakes? what a nice little gift! I enjoyed it a lot :DD

[@itsmeyoufool37]

Sally is just wonderful, love her

[@AND-od5jt]

10:40 I love Bob, but chemically that doesn't make any sense (unless he mixes it with Fuji...)

[@Fortunateson69]

Of course he’s mixing it with fuji6 are you mad

[@AND-od5jt]

@@Fortunateson69 That would be madness indeed! Fuji IX all the way for Bob! (Altough it has more leakage than its predecessor Fuji VII)

[@PeggyStentzCasey]

Best show on television!

[@PrettyPurplePolkaDots]

2:05 he's picturing it.

[@DarnWhippets]

Can we just have a montage video of Nish living his best life.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Ahh, the video starts with Sally, as all things should. Thank you for bringing Taskmaster to the world Mr Little Alex Horne!

[@uncleike6211]

I'm about 7 series into this show now, and I have to say that 5 is my favorite so far.

[@rebekahandersen797]

Thank you for our treat! I suppose, going forward, it should always be assumed that our requests are for *uncensored* outtakes.

[@katemoulden5145]

This is exactly what I needed today

[@Quazi-Moto]

I can't imagine making great money having this much fun. Lucky dawgs.

[@tjgrossman]

Sally Phillips is so gorgeously funny, such a great lady!

[@megiab]

not even a min and a half in and already had to pause to breathe

[@fuchila2point0]

You'll have to be very close to me! Hahahahha

[@Tallahar]

Seeing this reminds me that all TM seasons are missing Sally Phillips raw sexual energy

[@jijitters]

I do so adore Mark Watson.

[@pj_naylor]

I need Sally Phillips to feed me absinthe on toast.

[@iamdb1990]

what I would give for the uncensored swearing...

[@headlessnotahorseman]

It was mostly just ****** with a few ****s and two ****s.

[@iamdb1990]

@@headlessnotahorseman great, thanks... lol

[@ashutosh07426]

Man I love this show... keep it up and keep entertaining us

[@dramadork884]

I dont think I have ever been to video this early lol

[@failuretolaunch4571]

Sally getting pissed is the best thing I have seen in a while 😂😂

[@LivLearnsLife]

Bob Mortimer really is the best of the best.

[@djjetofficial]

I LOVE SEEING ALEX DANCE!!! ❤

[@InservioLetum]

Nish absolutely losing it is the best thing on english television. Even just a few seconds of it, breaks any mood and makes you giggle

[@leesoftpaw5086]

I imagine sally philips went on to have absinth toast a little more ofte. That whole bit with alex had me dying

[@Franni]

Thank you for this gift, Taskmaster youtube channel! 🙏✨

[@youthactionpact]

I love the idea that Mark Watson is an absolute legend in the very specific realm of yogurt related shenanigans. Obligatory request for Taskmaster Canada (English) and a second attempt at TM USA. Also, let's say... Taskmaster Japan?

[@RickReasonnz]

Something tells me that Taskmaster Japan would commit several warcrimes and human rights violations. In other words, great telly!

[@RunfromDangerMan]

Oh I’ve been waiting for this one.

[@chrisj683]

Yes! Bob’s outtakes are crucial to the continuing development of new media.

[@dascherofficial]

Bob Mortimer forgot he wasn't on WILTY it seems.

[@homagetogorto]

Woo hoo! 1.4 million follower party a tiny bit early. 😂 Congrats and thank you!

[@jessehammer123]

Yeah, a tad bit early.

[@doctorsuave]

Bob 100% should have saved “I put pig piss in my car” for taskmaster, if it’s actually true

[@q-tuber7034]

For WILTY?