Series 5 Complete Outtakes | Taskmaster

[@marinafilisky1911]

At last, the world gets to see the brilliance of Mark's yoghurt kick

[@ruqayyahqadri8180]

I'm sure I've seen it before.

[@viva2archive]

Dave have released the outtakes before, but it’s still good to see Mark's landmark achievement being documented on the official TM channel 🎯

[@neithere]

Twice

[@charlesb7019]

It was a thing of beauty that kick…

[@RalIix]

It really has been shown at some point.

[@sharkofjoy]

Sally and Alex eating the absinthe toast is one of my favorite taskmaster moments of all time, I'm so glad to see more of it!

[@simonkevnorris]

Yes, but I also liked her comment that if Alex ate the "Piggy Makes You Fat" he would look like Greg.

[@barnaclefelching4079]

Sally is such a ridiculously human human. What a woman.

[@luciahoneybee]

She's a savage and I love her for it! ​@@simonkevnorris

[@KayseeAndy]

I bet in all of Alex's wildest dreams he'd never have imagined sharing absinth toast with Sally Phillips. She's one of the best contestants IMO

[@PrettyPurplePolkaDots]

Sally Phillips casually tries to kill man, self.

[@merty5713]

I love that half of the outtakes are just Sally being an absolute legend.

[@simonkevnorris]

I agree, I already though she was unhinged but the extended and additional clips just confirm that!

[@Linejs1]

She is sooo bonkers and lovely 😍

[@Ron-d2s]

Absynth on toast...... ok... interesting...

[@DiegoMartinezCoria]

It's always the cute ones that are mad as hatters :3 (love the fact myself)

[@clairewriteswords]

“Babe: Piss in the City” is such an underrated joke from Aisling

[@danielloftus5578]

The fact that everyone didn't fall about laughing at that hurts me

[@Jovian999]

Next time on Would I Lie To You... Bob: "I power my diesel car with pig's urine to reduce its emissions"

[@konayasai]

And, as always with Bob, it'll be true. AdBlue is indeed a thing for decreasing NOx emissions in some diesel systems. It is indeed urea and water. Urea is indeed the main nitrogen-containing substance in mammalian urine. It all checks out.

[@mdrzn]

@@konayasai AdBlue is DEFINITELY not just "pig urine" and water. Google it, it's been debunked, AdBlue is actually a high purity chemically produced carbamide solution dissolved in high purity de-ionised water. Anything other than a high purity solution will cause the porous head of the SCR to fail just like limescale would in a kettle. Putting urine from any species into your machine's AdBlue tank would cause irreversible damage to the SCR. I get the joke but let's not go around and say "it's true".

[@junkevil]

In the US we call it DEF (Diesel Exhaust Fluid) and It's available at every truck stop pump on the trucker side, because it's required by law for emissions.

[@Grdiang3l]

I thought this exactly

[@jordanberndt4157]

It wouldn't surprise me if Bob actually sourced the pig's urine himself. This is the same man that does his own dentistry after all.

[@mindicity3874]

2:20 - I always have to rewatch Bob's delayed understanding of and reaction to Greg's joke.

[@Myrvold]

Bob often has a delayed reaction to jokes, even on Would I Lie To You :P

[@krissdev]

I don’t get the joke. Can someone explain, please?

[@iliketrains3495]

@@krissdev Greg is old so has to be very close to Sally in order to shoot on her face. (Yes this is a thing I just typed out on the internet I need a better hobby)

[@paulastapleton9072]

​@@iliketrains3495 I love that you answered that question. Keep your hobby, I would write an essay trying to think of a polite way of saying it👏🤣

[@acolakes]

obsessed with how sally was dedicated to flirting with EVERYONE. her sexuality knows no bounds.

[@elemkay5104]

In one interview, she describes how she wasn't sure about the water cooler moment, and she had like 10 men around her pressuring her to go through with it (said for comic effect rather than workplace harassment vibes). After that she totally leaned into it for the rest of the series and it was a treat to watch!

[@TheKosstImogen]

​@@elemkay5104My dude they have Alex Horne as their pfp, I don't think they need to be given TM facts, I think they know them 😂 Also that did happen in the episode, not saying she didn't say it in an interview too but I do remember her wonderful phrasing of "ring of men" in the ep 😂

[@acolakes]

@@TheKosstImogen hahah tbf i didn’t actually know that fact!

[@acolakes]

@@elemkay5104 i’m so glad she went through with it because it was equally horrifying and hilarious.

[@Dog1818YT]

i believe she was going through a divorce at the time so that could've influenced things a little.

[@TheKosstImogen]

Sally's ex-husband might be the biggest fool in recorded history.

[@Steve157Oh]

I fell head over heels for her in this.

[@jonhohensee3258]

@@Steve157Oh Why? She's so .... ordinary.

[@billystanford275]

I loved Sally in this season. you can tell she just wanted to enjoy herself the whole time. It was such good fun to watch

[@jonhohensee3258]

She wasn't funny.

[@gordondouglas2971]

This just makes me love Sally even more.

[@onetom2222]

She's such a loose cannon, she's amazing 😂

[@Taolan8472]

"Please, do!"

[@oldvlognewtricks]

I’m not absolutely certain it’s possible to love Sally more

[@PaulTomblin]

Do you want to come onto her?

[@ThisCharmingMan1984]

⁠@@PaulTomblin Only since I was a teenager; I’ve had a crush on Sally since the mid-to-late 90’s, when I first saw her on ‘I’m Alan Partridge’ haha.

[@jennareynolds1403]

Now we know why Alex's face was so smooth! Piggy Make Ya Fat has given him such a luster

[@Klutech]

Greg should have remembered force-feeding him that and not attributed it to Botox. 😅

[@RalIix]

@@Klutech A callback joke from an outtake ten series ago. That's bound to be legendary.

[@SpoookyBooogie]

Now we want the Lee Mack reel!!! I remember hearing Alex talk about how they had tons of unaired footage of Lee Mack just being funny behind the scenes or during tasks

[@iliketrains3495]

Didn't they post the Series 11 outtakes on here after the series aired?

[@dogroferifno]

It must be an American thing but I really don't like Lee Mack

[@BeccaB529]

@@dogroferifnoFellow American here. Was indifferent to him on Taskmaster, but once I started to watch “Would I Lie To You?” I love that guy!

[@magiclife1998]

Lee Mack is an acquired taste for some. He's so quickfire and can' seem to hold himself back for any retorts that come into his head 🤣

[@SpoookyBooogie]

@@iliketrains3495 yes but Alex mentioned there was too much hilarious content from him over the course of the week or so of filming so the vast majority hasn’t been seen

[@joslagerburg1763]

Love how the swear box thing got so out of hand they had to entirely cut it from the actual show

[@michaelablank]

There is a reason that Bob kills on Would I Lie To You and this shows it superbly.

[@rkah6187]

The slowly mounting horror on David's face as Rob describes things is always a treat

[@dendroleon]

'oh, that was an abrupt end to our friendship' lmao

[@bluejadeblue]

opening the outtakes with sally's absinthe toast is the best thing ever

[@jonhohensee3258]

Why?

[@Andy-ru2eb]

4:36 “I mean, you know who’s gonna back out of this first”. Top tier smugness and teasing there from Greg, gotta love the man 😂❤

[@clarebearr5357]

Always good to remember what a MENACE Sally is

[@johndeever]

It is a crime against humanity to ever edit Nish’s uncontrolled laughter out of anything.

[@scully47]

I envy him. I wish I could just openly laugh like that.

[@boneyween]

*fake laughter

[@acedino535]

bob's right, every time i fill up my moped i think to myself "lovely bit of squirrel"

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

I love how unhinged Sally was. Definitely one of my favourites.

[@NuSpirit_]

Man this is the stuff I love to see - if possible, could we see more "behind the scenes" cuts/outtakes, pre-show banter and scenes from the stage like in this video?

[@thefunkyJ]

This was a treat because they reached 1,4 million subscribers so I believe more will be released for other milestones.

[@mrbushi1062]

yesss PLEASE keep releasing outtakes. I LOVE how Alex will eat damn near anything they make, none of the other spin off assistants would

[@5hadow5talker]

I think Olli (Norway) and Paul (NZ) have..? Those are 2 very unhinged versions.

[@chrstnldg6652]

Paul Williams would

[@bamleith3095]

sally laughing like your mate at a sleep over after you've all been told to be quiet in the first clip always sends me

[@the80sboys17]

Season 5 is my favourite. Everyone seemed to get along and had so much fun.

[@kgod.225]

I'm glad that someone back at HQ has realized that the outtakes are gold

[@nickshillito1170]

Sally Phillips is just so attractive in every possible way it's unreal

[@jonhohensee3258]

Not really. She screams "average".

[@littleGremlin]

4:16 - 5:35 I love that they are so childish sometimes 😂

[@RNS_Aurelius]

Sometimes I feel Greg has never stopped being a 13 year old boy

[@AndersWatches]

He’s 3 of them stacked in a trench coat

[@isaaceiland-hall425]

Gotta be at least four. Man is huge. lol

[@sfshinz]

“I’ve totted up the scores” bit was Greg channeling Ricky Gervais.

[@aiziril]

The yoghurt kick is truly... legendairy.

[@FloraWest]

Right? One might even say...leg-and-dairy.

[@spudragious]

​@@FloraWestno, you ruined it

[@R.Daneel]

I love the first one. It's like a boy and his girlfriend sneaking liquor from the parent's cabinet for the first time. So wholesome.

[@Andy-ru2eb]

Greg has a different energy in this series’ outtakes compared to more recent ones and (although I can’t really pinpoint what it is) I love it 😂. Maybe he is just a bit more aggressive, maybe a lot more chaotic, maybe a bit more malicious… I don’t really know but it is GREAT

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

I had forgotten how absolutely crazy Sally was in this series. She was such an unexpected surprise for me this series. :D

[@Aviertje]

Well, that is a of a if ever I've seen a outtake compilation! Also, Alex... more dancing, please. You are a gift to the human race.

[@Tao_Tology]

What the ing is a ?

[@Ryansdove]

@@Tao_Tology A long time ago there were typewriters.

[@Sam-lr9oi]

it occurs to me now that a good high octane item would have been a soundproof door, if you take it to mean "ability to resist knocking" like it is with gas

[@johnskrip7174]

Underrated joke from Aisling: Babe - Piss in the City

[@neithere]

What does it mean?

[@erinford8138]

@@neithereThye sequel to Babe was a direct-to-video movie called “Babe - Pig in the City”

[@johnskrip7174]

I really wanted to see more of drunk marmite Alex. This is delightful.

[@scully47]

Alex was on Drunk History once. He wasn’t as wildly drunk as I’d hoped for, but it was funny. I’d love to see outtakes from that.

[@stroof-is-tired]

Also plenty of Alex being drunk on No More Jockeys lol

[@harryfield1197]

This makes me absolutely adore sally more than I already did!

[@Violaetor]

If there was one line that could represent Taskmaster contestant experience, it would be - "...and I don't like how I feel now."

[@EvilFinian]

I don't think anyone has enjoyed being on Taskmaster more than Sally.

[@magicmerl7749]

Liza Tarbuck

[@auntlynnie]

In the, “I’ve totted up the scores” bit, I feel like Greg missed the opportunity to shout, “CUSHON!”

[@sfshinz]

Or “VEGETABLES!”

[@fancifuldevices]

Ok I thought he was mispronouncing totaled.

[@Odilwerk]

There's been some amazing series but this one is still my favourite. The contestants work so well together but they also completely hold their own by themselves.

[@fancifuldevices]

These were all so good. The cut scenes are better than anything other shows keep.

[@Huntracony]

I forgot how good the S5 lineup was... might be time for a rewatch :D

[@rachelw1076]

Just the sound of AIR coming out of Sally after the absinthe toast 😆

[@iliketrains3495]

I've seen most of these before, but always great to see an outtake collection from the best series. Also Mark's yoghurt kick not making it to TV is even harsher when you realise he was involved in a tiebreaker, but he got the Fred The Swede picture one instead.

[@simplicity6564]

I absolutely love Sally. Cute, smart, funny, sweet and naughty and compassionate.

[@prisonersforprofit]

greg's quick wit on display with these outtakes, taking sally's escalation of "i was coming on to sally", to another level of double entendre, "i'm nearly 50 years of age sally, so you'll have to be very near me." brilliant. sally announces she's going to start flirting with aisling instead of greg, greg; "suddenly the rejection becomes a win." another gem.

[@jonhohensee3258]

So she's bi?

[@prisonersforprofit]

@@jonhohensee3258 probably just a joke, sally was married to a guy for 14 years and has 3 kids. and currently with another guy.

[@wcgs101]

When you think about it, Watto’s absolutely nailed that…

[@ampersandcastle1091]

At the end of the day he struck it like, your friend and mine, Pelé

[@Afrojoet]

​@@ampersandcastle1091 the captain of industry

[@sillystringeater]

This has got to be one of the best taskmaster lineups

[@theyruinedyoutubeagain]

Bob talking about AdBlue is the most normal thing he said (aside from it being pig's urine being a common urban myth), and yet he has such a reputation that nobody believed him 🤣

[@Tao_Tology]

7:31 "....so I'm happy, if you wanna go for it with me" 'I really do' I mean at this point the fanfic writes itself.

[@TroubleToby3040]

To me, the fanfic starts writing itself just a few seconds later when Sally says she's going to start flirting with Aisling... Actually, now that I think about it, it's kind of a free-for-all!! 😂🤣😂

[@Tao_Tology]

​@@TroubleToby3040 Trying to cheapen the true and enduring (and imaginative) passion of Greg-n-Alex by talking about not one but two _non Champion_ contestants? How very dare you.

[@TroubleToby3040]

@@Tao_Tology😂🤣😂Alright, I guess... It's just that "two fellas" just don't do nothin' for me, lol. 👍👍👍

[@beckmannm]

The absolutely ENORMOUS bite Alex takes of the absinth toast, and then the hysterics they go into 😂😂😂 SO good!!!

[@gabor1928]

"What the f*** mate!?" has got to be one of the best comebacks of the whole show.

[@Saladontherocks]

I looked at bob's claim of pigs' urine in adblue. Adblue does contain urea but not specified to pigs as far as I can find it. 32.5 % is urea or piss, 67.5% is deionized water.

[@jamescarroll384]

That's a lot more pissy then actual piss. Cause urine is like 95% water and 3% urea. So then Adblue is 10x concentrate piss.

[@Chio_OB]

It's made industrially, no pig piss is involved, lol

[@kaspianepps7946]

I also looked into it and the AA says it's man-made urea - pigs' urine wouldn't be pure enough apparently.

[@armcie5080]

Is that the same as sweat?

[@kaspianepps7946]

@@armcie5080There's only trace amounts of urea in sweat.

[@merman1974]

Oh joy, the yoghurt kick, absinthe on toast, and Sally Phillips flirting.

[@maxscameraguy]

That dance should start every Taskmaster episode!

[@sam_is_on_mars]

0:58 you know it's good when you hear someone break from behind camera lol

[@DerekWrites]

Munching on absinthe-soaked bread. Just another day in the office for Little Alex Horne

[@jackwang9536]

Absinthe is insanely strong! it can be as much as 75% ABV. He was definitely lit up.

[@blackdragoncyrus]

That Marmite task still haunts my dreams.

[@simonkevnorris]

Same here but I prefer Vegemite over Marmite.

[@rebekahandersen797]

Thank you for our treat! I suppose, going forward, it should always be assumed that our requests are for *uncensored* outtakes.

[@Pfannkuchen07]

More outtakes? what a nice little gift! I enjoyed it a lot :DD

[@itsthepens]

Alex saying ‘I wasn’t expecting to do that… and I don’t like how I feel now’ has to be the most relatable sentence I’ve ever heard in my life

[@effess8698]

Toast soaked in absinthe sounds like such a time saver. It's basically the proverbial killing two birds with one stone

[@Murphycats]

Best show on television!

[@RealBradMiller]

I think Sally Phillips had the most fun out of any contestant.

[@Silverity]

A minute in and I've got tears streaming down my face.

[@TonyTheYouTuba]

Finally, justice for Mark Watson 😎

[@sarika.h]

need to sell a cheeky texts by Mark book, profits to charity and I would also pay to see un censored swear box edit

[@itsmeyoufool37]

Sally is just wonderful, love her

[@katemoulden5145]

This is exactly what I needed today

[@D00dlebugInc]

I wish they'd included the outtake I saw live. One of my favourite memories. "What do you do to me everynight?" "I BUGGER you."

[@shanedbunting]

The Greatest Kick in the History of Potted Yogurt 🎉

[@tibian124]

The high octane stuff: "Purina HIGH OCTANE Heavy Weight Topdress is an extremely palatable high-fat supplement..."

[@jackwang9536]

Purina has an entire product line that's "high octane". There's: High octane "depth charge" High octane "fitter" High octane "champion drive" High octane "ultra full" I'm impressed that Sally was able to find the Purina high-octane product line from her lovely suburban London home. And now that I've researched Purina's products, the Google algorithms probably think that I am raising pigs. Also, who comes up with these insane names? Does Purina's marketing staff eat their own high-octane fuel?

[@johnskrip7174]

I would love to know what photo Alex showed Greg that he knew he would immediately swear😂

[@carsonbrooks2102]

You can actually see it when Alex puts down his IPad at 12:58. It’s just a big ol close up of a penis

[@ashutosh07426]

Man I love this show... keep it up and keep entertaining us

[@PrettyPurplePolkaDots]

2:05 he's picturing it.

[@djjetofficial]

I LOVE SEEING ALEX DANCE!!! ❤

[@Zach90888]

I always forget how pig based the series 5 outtakes are

[@AND-od5jt]

10:40 I love Bob, but chemically that doesn't make any sense (unless he mixes it with Fuji...)

[@Fortunateson69]

Of course he’s mixing it with fuji6 are you mad

[@AND-od5jt]

@@Fortunateson69 That would be madness indeed! Fuji IX all the way for Bob! (Altough it has more leakage than its predecessor Fuji VII)

[@megiab]

not even a min and a half in and already had to pause to breathe

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Ahh, the video starts with Sally, as all things should. Thank you for bringing Taskmaster to the world Mr Little Alex Horne!

[@DarnWhippets]

Can we just have a montage video of Nish living his best life.

[@adenansu]

How much of the not-marmite was Sally drinking while filming that day?

[@Tao_Tology]

I suspect........none at all. 😅

[@jackwang9536]

Absinthe is super strong. It can be as much as 75% ABV. I think Alex basically ate a shot glass worth of absinthe. I think they definitely felt a bit of the alcohol!

[@SennaAugustus]

Sally said that Alex's face was purple, it's just super strong.

[@RickReasonnz]

@@jackwang9536 So strong. I wonder if the bread helped slow the absorption tho, perhaps delaying some of its potency til it reached the stomach.

[@RunfromDangerMan]

Oh I’ve been waiting for this one.

[@pj_naylor]

I need Sally Phillips to feed me absinthe on toast.

[@LivLearnsLife]

Bob Mortimer really is the best of the best.

[@fuchila2point0]

You'll have to be very close to me! Hahahahha

[@Quazi-Moto]

I can't imagine making great money having this much fun. Lucky dawgs.

[@failuretolaunch4571]

Sally getting pissed is the best thing I have seen in a while 😂😂

[@uncleike6211]

I'm about 7 series into this show now, and I have to say that 5 is my favorite so far.

[@jijitters]

I do so adore Mark Watson.

[@Andy-ru2eb]

2:05 Damm, Greg’s face… 😂

[@northwall9243]

Finally, it has been shown

[@Tallahar]

Seeing this reminds me that all TM seasons are missing Sally Phillips raw sexual energy

[@papasy3748]

I feel like people don't talk enough about just how DERANGED Sally was, but she also enjoyed herself more than maybe anyone in TM history lol, she's always dying laughing at the things she gets to do to Alex. My personal favorite ever contestant I think

[@Fadamor]

8:51 This is actually a thing. In the U.S., diesel engines manufactured after a certain year (2017?) have to have Diesel Exhaust Fluid (DEF) from a separate tank injected into the exhaust manifold to react with the exhaust. DEF is basically 32.5% urea and 67.5% de-ionized water. The DEF is injected into the hot exhaust where the heat converts it to simple ammonia, which then reacts with the Nitric Oxide (NO) and Nitric Dioxide (NO2) and convert them (both of them together are referred to as NOx) to nitrogen and water - which are then released out the exhaust pipe. But it doesn't eliminate all the emissions, only the NOx.

[@billyeveryteen7328]

I mostly wanted to come in here and mention how much I love Sally Phillips. While I'm here, I did want to mention that I may have found the actual product Sally wasn't allowed to bring in. Purina makes a product called "High Octane Heavy Weight Show Supplement" for show pigs and other livestock. As per Alex, the website's product page does describe it as "extremely palatable." I couldn't find any mention of it being illegal in the UK, but I imagine that's true if Sally wasn't allowed to bring it in; or maybe she just said it was illegal because they couldn't clear the brand. And apparently Bob's diesel supplement AdBlue does contain urea, but it's synthetic, not made from pigs' urine. But, it must be pointed out that it's apparently a really common misconception, because the people who make AdBlue had to point that out on their own website.

[@dramadork884]

I dont think I have ever been to video this early lol

[@chrisj683]

Yes! Bob’s outtakes are crucial to the continuing development of new media.