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@oxmor10 ай бұрын
Can you all do a video on paladins, crusaders, and or enforcers?
@Dracobyte10 ай бұрын
Happy New Year!
@EzekialRagel10 ай бұрын
The Drukari will turn you into a foot stool. The Empire will make you a light switch.
@secretname267010 ай бұрын
conscious furniture piece vs conscious industrial piece
@Sercotani10 ай бұрын
Imperium*
@Khornecussion10 ай бұрын
@@Sercotani Which would make them an Empire and it even has an Emperor. Y'know. Like every single empire. It's just that to be legally distinct from Star Wars and things like Dune, they didn't dare use " Empire of Man "
@prestonjones165310 ай бұрын
@@Khornecussion And the fact that WH Fantasy uses Empire of Man.
@gokbay305710 ай бұрын
@@Khornecussion Warhammer Fantasy already had the Empire of Man. Hence why one must use the word Imperium. If it is Warhammer Empire (of Man) that's fantasy, if it is Science Fiction Empire that's (to most people) Star Wars. It is the specific wording of the Imperium that keeps 40K distinct and memorable.
@thewerdna10 ай бұрын
Reminds me of a moment from a Ciaphas Cain book, where Cain is walking with this Tau diplomat who suddenly starts breathing rapidly, walking faster, and seems to be on the verge of a panic attack. Cain can't figure out what is wrong, not realizing it was because they walked past some servitors. The fact humans were lebodomizing and mutilating their own people was, rightly, entirely horrifying to the Tau, while to Cain, like everyone else in the imperium, it is just normal.
@secretname267010 ай бұрын
Chadaphias Chadain versus Average T'au Diplomat
@falconstudios14610 ай бұрын
@@secretname2670My brother in the Emperor, the Tau are right
@KillerOrca10 ай бұрын
@falconstudios146 Ironicallu enough, Cain had to fight combat servitors man to man. TWICE. He didn't quite trust then after that
@_NIKOS9_NIKOS10 ай бұрын
That actually makes me wonder. What do the T'au do to the servitors in the Imperial worlds they take over? Like do they try to reverse the surgery or do they start going around putting them down Old Yeller style, until their fire warriors become critically depressed?
@Psychoangel-d2310 ай бұрын
@@falconstudios146 bullshit, everyone knows orks are right
@WarriorTier10 ай бұрын
Best title for a podcast so far! I love that short story.
@vikingen24410 ай бұрын
Yoooo
@beccadixon194310 ай бұрын
A legend has joined the chat!
@andrewcarney308810 ай бұрын
Two titans of industry shaking hands Also I have no mouth and I must scream is a phenomenal short story
@Ironbattlemace10 ай бұрын
Oh shit it's you!
@De_Chappo10 ай бұрын
Cant help but read this in WT's voice. Complete with all the intonations. Edit: love your stuff lol
@YoBen10010 ай бұрын
Tech Priest: [Congratulations, you are being rescued.] Imperial Guardsman: "Oh good, I just got small cut from cleaning the knife. I just need small medkit." Tech Priest: [Don't worry, we have great health care program. You will be brand new in no time.]
@Not_the_FTA10 ай бұрын
Oh no
@steweygrrr10 ай бұрын
El no sabe!
@tdpuuhailee822210 ай бұрын
Imperial Guardsman: Isn't this a little... excessive? Tech Priest: [Not at all. Now get on the chair, so I can start the operation.]
@lawaern347410 ай бұрын
I feel like they'd more have that rimworld energy. [Worry not, your arm shall never be do easily injured again. Expect an efficiency increase of 20%]
@essex377710 ай бұрын
I always wanted to see written was a Tech-priest that's actually a moral human. Where he sees the flesh as not weak but something to be improved
@secutorprimus10 ай бұрын
Fun fact: in Lords of Mars, a main character (normal human with minimal augmentation) is given a chance to interface with every single servitor on an Ark Mechanicus at once. He quickly finds out that servitors are *not*, in fact, mindless. They are, instead, mind *locked*, with fragmented memories. All he can hear are screams.
@secutorprimus10 ай бұрын
I'm also glad that they brought up the Arco Flagellant chapter in LoM. They left out the most important aspect of the scene, however: it's POV.
@High-LordHarza7 ай бұрын
Most servitors are mindless, as many are made from vat grown clones that have never been people, and the ones made from real people are also mindwipes so they're mindless...until they glitch, or if the mindwipe was botched, or someone purposefully fucks it up. *Most* are vatgrown...but with a population in the quadtrillions and servitors needed for a lot of them, "most" can still leave millions of "I have no mouth and I must scream" situations.
@andrewgause697110 ай бұрын
Rogue Trader has a random event where you can discover that a group of your servitors has spontaniously regained some of their memories and emotions. Like, they glitch out, wave at you/mimic your actions, and when you take them apart to find out what is wrong the others react with visible fear. You have the option to mind wipe them again, just chuck them out the airlock, or you can mercy kill them in order to free them from the hell they've awoken to, while noting that they "honorably finished their service" or some such. There is also another servitor you can find in a side quest where the guy who made it *deliberately* ensured it was not mind wiped and was fully aware, just unable to control itself. The horror that represents...
@Duzon160210 ай бұрын
it was nomos
@MrZacharyMc10 ай бұрын
The best servitor story is from “Hellsreach”. Where one is tasked to sweep the church everyday and it can’t rest until it’s done. It’s broom breaks and nobody is around to replace it. So, it exhausts all of its energy walking around making sweeping motions until it dies because it can’t finish sweeping. They throw it off the wall in to the cemetery that he used to be the grounds keeper for.
@ls-501templar810 ай бұрын
Skitarii are as autonomous as their tech priest wishes. In the book Skitarius, the skitarii are actual individuals because their tech priest believes it would be more advantageous to their missions. And ruststalkers are just veterans who have more augmentations.
@louiscypher418610 ай бұрын
There was also one book where not only are the Skitarii all individuals, but their tech priest basically stepped in and overrode their consciousnesses ordered them into a suicide charge. Only after the mission was complete did they have control over themselves again and the really fucked up part was they enjoyed it because at the same time they get hijacked their bodies got flooded with endorphins.
@starwarsnerd10010 ай бұрын
It’s important to note the difference between Cogitators and Servitors. Cogitators are just computers and have no human brain. They show up all the time in the Eisenhorn and related spin off books. But anything that has a brain in it is a servitor.
@williansnobre10 ай бұрын
Cogitators are also just normal computers that deal with simple codes. Any advanced thing that gets close to AI is required to be handled by Servitors, such as face recognition for doors or landing systems for ships. It is part of the absurdity of it all that they use Servitors for very simple tasks.
@pretzelbomb610510 ай бұрын
@@williansnobre There's some delayed horror to it too. Simple economics means that, by and large, the cheapest materials capable of fulfilling a purpose will be used for that purpose. If a traditional computer is cheaper, it will be used for the needed purpose instead of a full servitor setup. There are places in the Imperium where a human life is worth less than a CPU.
@kinagrill5 ай бұрын
Anything that requires actual self-doing or 'smart programming' would require a servitor. like pushing a button to reset the ship's schedule-timer. or a floorsweeping servitor. No machines for that, only lobotomized cyborgs for that.
@DanielWW210 ай бұрын
11:10 The rare case of DK being right and Bricky being wrong. Servo-skulls are made of loyal adepts or zealous servants of the Imperium, who after death, have their skulls taken to be used in the creation of servo skulls. Like this, they may continue to serve the Imperium even in death.
@DefaultFlame7 ай бұрын
Yup. And there's no brain in a servo skull, just a cogitator.
@Reddotzebra10 ай бұрын
"Basically anything in 40k that's a robot." Except for the Kastellan Robots, which are actual robots except they require a specialized tech-priest to run along next to them and shove updated control chips into them every time they need to do something different. I always imagine one of these guys accidentally snapping one of the wafers in half when putting it into the slot, USB stick style and then being unable to shut the rampaging murder machine that's still acting on the last chip of "kill them all" down...
@kirbyfanprime10 ай бұрын
I was wondering if they were going to bring these up since that was one of the more fascinating episodes of Hammer and Bolter. Of course, I couldn't remember the name, so I kept calling it the Among Us robot in my head.
@glitterboy209810 ай бұрын
those were originally Men of iron, until the mechanicus ripped out the AI. the USB-command program thing was their best effort to make use of the chassis.
@vortex59410 ай бұрын
Kastellans are a derivation of Castellax, and they do in fact use meat brains, from back in the day before/during the Heresy when the sentient part of the brain was actively used as part of the automata's function. You can see the skull on the models' chest. Turned out to be a bad idea because it gave the automata a chance of breaking free of their programming.
@RustyKnightGaming10 ай бұрын
Tech priest movie trips and drops all the wafers in mud. OH BISCUITS
@MOFFSTER_MUSIC5 ай бұрын
about the thing with small trauma damage being able to wake up a servitor a little. in the Mechanicus game, when a servitor takes damage, they get a cognition point. they integrated the idea in just that seamlessly
@petrsukenik92664 ай бұрын
As i get it it was explained that tech priests take interest in enemy weapons
@THExRISER10 ай бұрын
The actual backbone of the Imperium.
@floricel_11210 ай бұрын
Nah, that's the overall physical infrastructure. Through what I can only assume is the sheer will of the emperor, it somehow hasn't collapsed from carrying all the sheer stupidity for ten thousand years. Especially with what the imperium nowadays considers "maintenance"
@THExRISER10 ай бұрын
@@floricel_112 It is absolutely a that the Imperium survived long enough until Guilliman came back and started trying to fix it.
@soulhunter643810 ай бұрын
So an exoskeleton for the crippled humanity.
@comlitbeta753210 ай бұрын
@@soulhunter6438that is surprisingly accurate
@Dracobyte10 ай бұрын
Yeah!
@thebaron940510 ай бұрын
Lets not forget, Dark Mechanicus also makes servitors, imagine chaos servitors
@WTFisTingispingis10 ай бұрын
_Chaos._
@potentiallyaheretic928110 ай бұрын
Chaos spawn servitors, though to a degree daemon engines aren’t completely off the mark.
@Tommy983410 ай бұрын
Probably not too different from the Imperial Servators, they just skip the lobotomy part.
@underplague63447 ай бұрын
Chaos Skitarii would basically just be fanon skitarii. Especially a _certain artist's_ interpretation of them.
@nicholaswalker75710 ай бұрын
In my opinion the most terrifying part about servitors is that not all of them get their minds completely wiped, and still maintain a lot of their higher brain functions. So in that case they end up basically being a mind trapped inside their own body, unable to do anything with their body on their own and having no hope of being relieved from the torment. aka literally endless suffering.
@kieranadamson322410 ай бұрын
I've heard that it's at least a common soft canon that if a Tech Priest is particularly spiteful they'll intentionally leave enough of you left to suffer.
@nicholaswalker75710 ай бұрын
@@kieranadamson3224 I don't doubt that at all, especially with how big of a-holes the ad mech are.
@bruticus149610 ай бұрын
I imagine that is done to the worst offenders and traitors
@nicholaswalker75710 ай бұрын
@@bruticus1496 Idk man, knowing the mechanicus and how little they value human life. I don't doubt that they'd do that to you just for mouthing off a little prior to getting servitorized, and they'd definitely do that if they held any kind of grudge against you. Edit: fixed a typo
@Carrisonfire110 ай бұрын
You know, it's impressive that in an episode about servitors the most unsettling thing I saw was Shy editing the sword wiper to be cleaning the Great Clean one.
@AGrumpyPanda10 ай бұрын
That wasn't even Shy, that was one of the first memes people made when the sword-wiping mini came out.
@Ezaviel10 ай бұрын
In the 40k kids books the main character thinks that all servitors are vat-grown, but the book acknowledges that she has a bad feeling it's a lie her parents have told her.
@Kropothead10 ай бұрын
There are kids’ books? Oof. Sounds hard to write.
@Ezaviel10 ай бұрын
@@Kropothead They did a surprisingly good job with it.
@Kropothead10 ай бұрын
@@Ezaviel I believe it. I was a huge Animorphs kid, so meaningful grimdark YA stories about war are very doable, I just never thought much about it happening with 40K.
@raygc110 ай бұрын
Ah yes, Servitors; The Squigs of the Imperium. You can make them into WHATEVER you need! Like Squigs!
@Gitskreig10 ай бұрын
Note that while a lot of servitors are criminals, most aren't. Most are just people deemed 'surplus to requirement' and the Admech have a really nasty track record of receiving refugee ships and just mass processing everyone inside into wetware.
@noodleus9910 ай бұрын
not to mention how easy it is to be declared a 'criminal' in 40k, whilst being completely innocent
@aneveningwithebola272710 ай бұрын
40k - always grimmer and darker than you think!
@Gitskreig10 ай бұрын
@@noodleus99 Heck, I'm pretty sure that there is mention of hive worlds linked to forge worlds who give a certain quota of 'criminals' to the forge as their tithe of raw materials and if they haven't got enough criminals for this year, they just round up some poor civvies to make up the numbers.
@breadstick445810 ай бұрын
Even then I’m sure the arbities can round up some “criminals” from the general populace if the mechanicus is running out of stock
@TeRenner12310 ай бұрын
Yeah but even the Admech dosent realy like that behavior anymore They mainly went for vat grown now just for ease of supply
@NingenSlayerZamasu10 ай бұрын
Oh boy, the sheer level of humans being devalued to becoming semi sentient forklifts. My favorite!
@samtrue310 ай бұрын
Semi sentient forklifts is just so funny to say
@Jfk2Mr10 ай бұрын
Yet there's no palletised logistics
@comlitbeta753210 ай бұрын
Baby i am MADE forklift certified 😎
@brianvanmaanen189710 ай бұрын
Imagine a vending machine servitor, like multiple dudes stitched together so the actual goods are where their ribcages/guts would have been. And you inserts coins/tokens in their mouth or scan your credit card with their eyes. then they hand you your snack. And they would be able to move (4 legs being more stable than 2)... Servitors are such nightmare fuel, and I love them for it.
@TheGallantDrake10 ай бұрын
Excuse you, is that pattern approved by Mars? Magos, this enginseer right here!
@johnnnysilverhand981910 ай бұрын
Yep, this one is a heretek
@jakebailey163610 ай бұрын
the somewhat depressing thing is they'd probably consider that wasteful and just stick a guy to the back of one to pass you things or push them into a slot or something like it would be that menial they wouldn't even attempt to use more than one
@morgansheepman240310 ай бұрын
That's basically a Daemonculaba, but for treats and not space marines.
@Khornecussion10 ай бұрын
@@johnnnysilverhand9819 " Death... for life! " - If you played Rogue Trader and got Jae her trader's writ, you know.
@dudebruh853410 ай бұрын
Ah, yes. The incredibly easy question of which death is worse. Warhammer 40k edition: 1. Being turning into a flashlight by the Imperium. 2. Being turning into a fleshlight by the dark aldar.
@falconstudios14610 ай бұрын
I'd pick the latter. If I fall hard enough to slaanesh maybe I won't mind if so much
@Kameth10 ай бұрын
I'm picking the former. At least the AdMech would probably lobotomise you, rendering you unaware about what is happening until you permanently break and they finally destroy you. Not guaranteed but a decent chance. Dark Eldar would keep your mind intact, screaming, in pain, forever.
@malix8210 ай бұрын
@@falconstudios146 then you'd just end up as discarded, as you're no longer providing grimdank energy
@Bek35910 ай бұрын
The latter is worse - if you're turned into a servitor, your consciousness is gone, you don't have to actually *experience* life in that state, whereas the Dark Eldar very MUCH want you to be aware of your horrific fate the entire time and make your existence last as long as possible. Edit: USUALLY your consciousness is gone, yes, sometimes fragments remain, but it's not an intended outcome, and if if end up causing issues, you might actually get that mercy-kill that you so desperately want, which, again, would not be the case with the Dark Eldar option.
@GenuinelyHorriblePerson6 ай бұрын
At least the flashlights get pumped full of drugs and don't have to think.
@raycearcher579410 ай бұрын
We need Dark Mechanicus rules with heretical xenos servitors. Imagine being a guardsman, and you're fighting off some chaos cultists, then the servitor venomthropes show up.
@Dracobyte10 ай бұрын
That would be crazy!
@tomashamacek438410 ай бұрын
Bricky: in everything is servitor Cawl: yes there are definitly servitors in all my automated devices
@shafts__682110 ай бұрын
I highly recommend reading the forges of Mars series, it goes into the horrible treatment of menials and servitors by the mechanics while also having large scale conflict and higher tier problems
@windwalker576510 ай бұрын
I'm gonna say that Skitarii are definitely _not_ servitors. They are humans with heavy cybernetic upgrades, but closer to tech-priests in that they retain their individuality, their ability to communicate, their self-awareness. They know their names. In the most recent Cain book, we meet a Skitarii senior officer who has a sense of humor.
@krald84219 ай бұрын
but we all know that most "real" 40k fans consider cain non canon because its not grimderp, 40k twitter is hillarious
@sebastianholtsvendsen259710 ай бұрын
Bricky forgot the missile servitor, the servitors who control the missile guiding system from the missile itself (sent from voidships)
@kieranhorne41419 ай бұрын
The return of the bird bombs from ww2
@meeyatttA10 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Despite Adeptus Mechanicus being the most recognised users of servitors and their new codex having multiple sections about them, as of now Adeptus mechanicus can't use regular battle servitors as units (But do use special variants of them)
@thatoneguy585610 ай бұрын
of course, they only use the cool toys
@pixo228010 ай бұрын
Why waste time babysitting battle servitors and exposing valuable tech-priests to danger when you have skitarii?
@caucheka10 ай бұрын
@@pixo2280 kataphrons are Battle servitors
@The_Sharktocrab10 ай бұрын
@@cauchekathey're kataphron battle servitors, as opposed to regular servitors used for battle
@WorthDasGirth10 ай бұрын
Ya’ll never talked about my boi Pinchy. This servo-skull was made to locate missing socks. However in a startling oversight from the tech-priests who made it, the skull was incorrectly programmed and could not distinguish between socks that were missing and socks that were definitely not missing and still, in fact, attached to the feet of their owner. The soldiers of the barracks it was assigned to didn't seem to mind though, even going so far as to name it "Pinchy" and declare it "indispensable to company morale." Pinchy never actually did find any missing socks though.
@Kropothead10 ай бұрын
Humans will pack bond with literally anything.
@riedenstien97999 ай бұрын
My life has improved considerably with this information
@nolanbaker23605 ай бұрын
40k knife roomba
@meganobgutzkraka239810 ай бұрын
some fun notes: 1. servitors are anything with a brain, cogitators are actual computers 2. archoflagellatns are a fun system for a robot, where not only is it brainwashing but the person isn't still "there", before you use them, you have to scan everything in front of them and identify friend and foe, THEN give a killword, and you will bear witness to that flagellant go on an unstoppable rampagn of psychostim fueled rage and endurance until each and every marked "heretic" is dead. 3. Skitarii are actually there in those brain buckets, a LOT of them are autonomous however most of them are also tied to their commanders and believe the order they receive mentally are those given by The Machine God itself, not the commander. Ruststalkers are veteran skitarii, heavily augmented, and even MORE free thinking, it's actually quite common (by 40k numbers) for skitarii to become priests/commanders in their own autonomy 4. the tau HATE servitors, as such the admech know this and use them a lot against tau 5. servitors are the perfect use for criminals 6.cherubs are MOSTLY vat grown clones, and that's from the lore itself, "mostly", you'll never tell which is what tho
@BoisegangGaming10 ай бұрын
30:03 "I know most people who get servitorized are like heretics and criminals...." Oh, DK, you sweet, sweet summer child.
@CatRaph10 ай бұрын
I think one of the most horrifying parts of servitors isn´t the body horror of being turned into one, but how ubiquitous they are in the entire imperium. Lobotomization and mutilation en masse is seen as normal.
@DashingMachandsome10 ай бұрын
Every week, I check to see if they are making Bricky's forehead just a little taller each episode
@Reddotzebra10 ай бұрын
Servo-skulls are generally only created from people that are considered to have served the Imperium well in some capacity, it's literally a honor to be made into one after death. They are sort of like the closest thing regular humans get to being interred in a dreadnought, if that makes any sense? Also there is at least one Space Marine servo-skull in the codex.
@TheDark190310 ай бұрын
In the rogue trader crgp you can save a loyal tech priests skull and honor them by turning them into a servo-skull.
@DirtHermit10 ай бұрын
Magos Dominus Reditus. A Tech Priest who's faith in the Machine, and knowledge of the Necrons, was to precious to lose. Loyalty and Service beyond death. The truest blessing of Machine.
@chakatBombshell10 ай бұрын
Honestly becoming a servo-skull wouldn't be too bad if your not working they kinda just let servo-skulls do what they want and if you're a servo-skull you're free from pain except psychic stuff and you get to be filled with tons of new information so you'll never be bored. Heck you even can get a skull mounted lazgun if someone upsets you or pretty much any reason because you where blessed with a face laser.
@DirtHermit10 ай бұрын
@@chakatBombshell theres also probably a reason most are not given the face laser option 😅
@eduardodiaz994210 ай бұрын
Honestly, battle servitors have it the easiest of the bunch. At least the enemies of the Omnissiah can grant them the gift of death.
@Deaf_gal8 ай бұрын
I heard wine servitor and my brain screams; “WINE TIMOTHY!!!!”
@uselesspocketwatch10 ай бұрын
In one story, a Space Marine scout sniper disobeyed orders and took the shot. The ork boss had a force field, and the scout's Captain died in the ensuing fight. The council of officers at the hearing (which did not include the acout) decided on conversion to a gun servitor, "so his skills could continue to serve the chapter." This was the lenient compromise of a sentence.
@autarchprinceps10 ай бұрын
All computers and connected functions inside a ship being powered by given the size probably something like a million servitors cabled together gives a whole new outlook to the machine spirit concept.
@travelingspartan203510 ай бұрын
Skitarii are not servitors, but are basically a step above them. They have their own rank structure, and there's a Mechanicus novel that follows one of their marshals as the protagonist. Theyre heavily cyborg'd out and have a lot of brainwashing in place, but are capable of taking initiative and retaining some individuality.
@someidiot654510 ай бұрын
My favorite servitor fact is that it doubles as the Healthcare program for guardsmen with too much PTSD to fight. You get to the therapy planet to heal, and if you haven't miraculously recovered from lifelong trauma in the first few weeks they send you next door to the servitor assembly line. Hey, if the only thing preventing them from fighting in the Emperor's name is their weak human brain, simply remove their brain.
@omnilisk27910 ай бұрын
Servitor: What is my purpose? Mechanicus: You open doors. Servitor: Oh my god.
@OneNationUnderPug10 ай бұрын
The process of becoming a servitor reminds me of Strogification from Quake.
@TeRenner12310 ай бұрын
It is mostlikly even the same
@Zmanred0210 ай бұрын
In one of the Forges of Mars books, they discuss the surgery of servitors and arcoflagellants in a very up close and personal way
@YOGI-kb9tg10 ай бұрын
With cherubs its probably most like many things with 40k nothing is standardized so there probably are still worlds that use actual babies
@silverwing415310 ай бұрын
I always wanted a short story where a servator is sentient and awake during their existence. Slowly growing angrier and angrier until they explode as a demon of khorn.
@marcospatricio828310 ай бұрын
Oooooooh, that'd be great! Maybe even better for Nurgle, tho, as Nurgle can make computer viruses, so a single zombie servitor could infect and corrupt several others and cause some REAL trouble on a spaceship. And could be framed as the servitor choosing to lose it's free will to a "grandfather" who they think loves them, instead of an empire who hated them.
@HunterSentinel10 ай бұрын
28:44 I’d also imagine messing with the brain requires them to be fully conscious for the brain scan.
@manofwarandmusic50110 ай бұрын
Just a thought: By putting people into every machine the Ad Mech are physically implementing there dogma that every machine has a "machine" spirit. They don't seem to understand that the malfunctions they observe to be signs of spirits in all machines are likely coming from the people and not the machines. One can see the line of thought trail from necessity during mar's isolation (snow piercer style repairs) to tradition honoring the sacrificed to the religious ritual of actions as knowledge of the why of it was lost.
@williansnobre10 ай бұрын
You are probably right. One of their dogmas say that intelligence without a soul always turns on their creators, but the T'au have advanced AI and they are fine and some ancient human made AI that do show up sound way more reasonable than the people from the Imperium, so it is most likely that the AI rebelion was caused by Chaos scrap code or something and not by the existence of AI by itself.
@nolanbaker23605 ай бұрын
@@williansnobreI'd say it's basic respect. I think it's all a truly powerful all knowing AI would want.
@Reddotzebra10 ай бұрын
18:58 In one of the Ravenor books (Gideon Ravenor is an Inquisitor that's so injured that he's confined to a super fancy wheelchair like Professor X, but he's also a crazy powerful psyker) we get a scene where he is scrying the area as a form of meditation, and he touches the mind of a servitor that's working in a warehouse. The line is something like "The servitor was having trouble stacking the boxes in the correct stacks, all the boxes were clearly labelled in huge letters."
@Lakefront_Khan10 ай бұрын
Vox in the Dark has one of the most terrifying stories ever about them. Also fantastic Night Lord stories.
@Vaino_Hotti10 ай бұрын
Vox in the Void* Their "Abomination" servitor story was genuinely unsettling.
@TheTsugnawmi201010 ай бұрын
‘Abomination’ and ‘I AM’
@floridamanwentwild441110 ай бұрын
There is this one servitor that sisters I think can role out on the table top that the story is during a battle sister were fighting along side the imperial guards and the sister who was carrying the flag died but a guardsmen jumped into action and took up the banner before it touched the ground and the sisters were so moved by this they made him into a servitor to carry the banner into battle
@Aceshot-uu7yx9 ай бұрын
That poor fool, that is the worst punishment for a good deed in 40k I have ever seen. It's not just torture, it's not just a betrayal, it's being turned into a servitor for trying to just save a dang flag.
@mutantmaster110 ай бұрын
I think my favorite mind of servitor, just to show how messed up the Imperium is, is the one that pilots some sort of war machine that isn't safe for usage, so at some point, the poor sap piloting it dies from energy burn out or environmental damage. At which point the machine opens, the body is chucked out like a spent shell casing, and someone else is commanded to jump in and resume piloting it
@barrybend718910 ай бұрын
You've just been Strogged. 34:05 Guntank.
@kuroshine10 ай бұрын
Another good "Making of a servitor" story is Stephen Duxbury short story "Abomination" @voxinthevoid has a great reading of it as well as another great Servitor story called "I Am
@TenNoYaiba10 ай бұрын
That idea of a servitor undoing their mindwipe through trauma gives rise to a rather excellent premise. Someone could be servitorized for whatever reason in the prologue and have a their traumatic reawakening rather early on. 40k has enough super science and surgery that it could be a reasonable goal to surgery oneself back to a functioning human and then take revenge on the power responsible. It would take a lot of scrounging for money or power to get to afford or otherwise enact the restorative procedures, but that's a rather compelling plot in my opinion.
@louiscypher418610 ай бұрын
Pretty sure that anyone that helps you is committing tech heresy. Which leads to another compelling story idea, where there's a guy being hunted down by the inquisition for the crime of restoring someones humanity.
@theswordsman759010 ай бұрын
For anyone wondering the book “Flesh and Steel” a crime noir story and I hugely recommend it, it shows the world of 40K from a very human point of view, as well as a look at the hive cities, high nobles as well as the ad mech and their faith.
@Tortle-Man10 ай бұрын
People wonder why the Mechanicus always seem to lose in their own books. Then you read their lore and you remember they’re almost as evil as the Drukhari. They don’t usually deserve to win.
@karlfrank434610 ай бұрын
The servitor becoming self aware is similar to the failed exo facilities at bray tech literally tearing themselves apart in order to free their flesh from their metallic prison.
@matijasostojic428810 ай бұрын
RoboCop? I don't know anything about that world Aside from that scene
@noabsolutelynot36609 ай бұрын
@@matijasostojic4288No, Destiny.
@Balrog424210 ай бұрын
Humanity: "We circumvented the mysterious corruption of our AIs by turning billions of people into horrible servitors." Vashtorr: "Yep. That was totally your idea." ALSO "I don't want to be a servitor." "Your choices are bidet servitor or..." "Any other kind of servitor is fine."
@johnnnysilverhand981910 ай бұрын
Would love a series on Necromunda. It seems like tons of hidden gems (including miniatures) that even long-time 40k fans and players don’t even know exist. Maybe start off with “All factions in Necromunda) and then spin off from there
@nicolasgomez663710 ай бұрын
Shout out to all door servitors out there, you fellas are the real ones, without everyone in the imperium would have to... To.... *shudders* to use d o o r k n o b s
@cogsworther163910 ай бұрын
So, the lore for the Skitarii might have changed, but in the novel creatively titled, *Skitarii,* it's demonstrated that Skitarii soldiers do remember their previous life, and the main character was actually a former menial/security guard who "worked his way up" in the ranks It's not nearly as good as some other 40k novels, but the duology does a good job of describing how a tech-priest controls the Skitarii. It's not so much direct possession. Rather, the Tech-Priest constantly makes micro-adjustments in what the Skitarii unit as a whole are doing mid-battle. So an individual Skitarii will be fighting as normal until they feel the "Divine motive force" compel them to suddenly change tactics or fix a minor mistake in their aim. Then, the "motive force" leaves, and the Skitarii continues fighting having felt, for just a moment, the machine god's guidance. It's really conceptually interesting since it's not just a person without free will, it's a person who never knows when they'll suddenly and momentarily lose free will and has become completely inured to this state of being
@dfwai758910 ай бұрын
"Abomination" by Vox in the Void is by far the best depiction of what becoming and being a servitor is. 10/10 God Emperor save me.
@blackdiamond963610 ай бұрын
The story " I am" is my favorite servitor story some real nightmare fuel
@odditiescollector454010 ай бұрын
im surprised that shy didnt comment about the ogryn servator for the water guild in necromunda when the other ones were brought up as it looked like big daddy from bioshock
@Hsereal10 ай бұрын
22:00 Greetings from the Momo swarm, Bricky! Was great seeing a collab between two of my favorite creators.
@matanm682910 ай бұрын
DK and Bricky are basically shay's servitors. They just aren't aware of it.
@jacobfreeman544410 ай бұрын
No no no, these vids are their reward for good service. They get to act like real humans again for a short while. That is why it always runs over. They don't want it to end
@The_Sharktocrab10 ай бұрын
Ironic because shy is a cherub, aka a servitor lmao
@danniluxgarbe42910 ай бұрын
@@The_Sharktocrab The line between servitor and just an average AdMech is a fine one. It's not inconceivable that a cherub-sized-but-fully-intelligent Adept exists, given that some admech have given up everything south of their navel for a ducted fan arangment, or to roll around on top of a ball like Gizmoduck.
@jacobfreeman544410 ай бұрын
Yeah, in a setting where therr is a whole religion built around transhumanism I figure there has to be cherub servitors built specifically to house elder admec
@cavareenvius788610 ай бұрын
And in DKs case there was no lobotomy needed. 😂
@craig.a.glesner10 ай бұрын
Go DK for scoring one on Bricky with that Servo Skull knowledge. Hell, even I remembered that they’re honorable. :p
@craig.a.glesner10 ай бұрын
It is only after listening to this that I realize that WH40K has some things very much in common with the TV show THE LEXX.
@Error-mn4el10 ай бұрын
Vox in the Void has an audio book/drama/thingy that has the process of being turned into a servitor, was called "abomination" iirc highly recommend
@christianschroter658910 ай бұрын
I second that recommendation. Made me very uncomfortable.
@Sharksvsnids10 ай бұрын
I knew it would be the thing from flesh and steel before they started the quote! Book was great! The process is worse than what they're referencing, I believe they did all the augment surgeries removing limbs and grafting on tools, and the last step was the mind wiping process. The whole book made it clear servitors have enough of their identity left to HATE their existence.
@TeRenner12310 ай бұрын
These are the once made from Criminals so made into servitor or killed crusomly Vat grown who arent fit for use are not grindet down but used as spare Parts Essantialy going back into the frigde
@bloodwolfkoji10 ай бұрын
I'm a little surprised they didn't mention the clown servitor which was literally a kids toy, or the pleasure servitors...you know what, kinda glad they didn't :)
@WaltDevil06010 ай бұрын
Pleasure servitors?! Who the fuck would want to use one of these things?
@TheTsugnawmi201010 ай бұрын
‘I AM’ is a Servitor story found on KZbin that left me heartbroken. Excellent story.
@TheGallantDrake10 ай бұрын
Minesweeping is what the penal legions are for.
@geoffreyprecht241010 ай бұрын
Why do we have so many lobotomy cyborg mass production assembly lines? Because this is the most efficient way to make doors. Praise the Omnissiah.
@andrewcarney308810 ай бұрын
Just when you think Shy is gonna let DK off with this one it's quote time
@vancodling422310 ай бұрын
Cogitators are the peak of grimdark for me. Machinery literally fueled by death
@mistaj1910 ай бұрын
i would highly recommend eventually reading the priest of mars books. a character gets servitorized
@joshuawiese844610 ай бұрын
Space Marines do have servitors they can run… they’re listed as “Astartes Servitors” for their datasheet
@underplague63447 ай бұрын
I remember there was one story where a guy insults the mechanicus and gets secretly servitorized as a punishment. They frame it as a "tragic accident" all while the tech priestess who ordered it smiles in smug satisfaction. The most horrifying part of it is they intentionally leave the actual "lobotomization" part for last specifically to torture this guy.
@lukefishlock271510 ай бұрын
Listen to "I Am" from Vox in the Void. It's about the life of a Servitor that was left fully conscious. Its very good and very disturbing. 😁👍
@kgp27710 ай бұрын
DK was right! There’s a story where an administorum priest had a servo-skull of his old teacher who he had a crush on, and he quite cherished it. And another story where I think a tech priest’s gf or bf (kinda) kept him company. I might be conflating two stories though 😅
@marcospatricio828310 ай бұрын
There's also Reditus, from the Mechanicus game. He's a tech priest turned servo-skull, and still very respected and cherished by his peers.
@Shyruni10 ай бұрын
Just to clarify, basic Servitors seem to be moving to Legends for some codexes. Marines and Admech removed them with their codexes. It's possible guard will also remove them when their codex arrives.
@xxchaos315xx610 ай бұрын
Theres no brains in servo skulls!
@javierev499410 ай бұрын
This is the best episode title you could've come up with, amazing stuff. 🎉🎉🎉
@nogreen772710 ай бұрын
The bit about the servitor passing butter reminded me of a KZbinr that’s trying to make a circuit board from human neurons to control a robot that passes butter.
@elitemook423410 ай бұрын
With how ubiquitous psykers are in this setting you’d think it would be a bad idea to use human brains as wetware computers.
@user-uc4de4un2z10 ай бұрын
1 and 10 million is a worth while risk, remember that the number of pyskers is very small, and most get snatched by the black ships anyway. Not much left over to be turned into a servitor
@jurepec577910 ай бұрын
Could a powerful psyker “hack” an entire ship by mind controlling servitors running it?
@elitemook423410 ай бұрын
@@jurepec5779 I think there's a story built on that idea called 'I am' but I don't know if it's cannon or not.
@jurepec577910 ай бұрын
@@elitemook4234 I remember an episode of this podcast I think The Watcher in the rain where a bunch of servitor skulls are scrabbled by the Watcher but thats a warp entity and with no real direction or purpose. I wonder if a psyker could direct them more
@Oscar_Lasco10 ай бұрын
I bet the choir servitor sounds like the sardaukar singer from Villeneuve's Dune.
@kirbyfanprime10 ай бұрын
Using servitors to run computers just makes me think of using human brains as the equivalent of newer GPUs. "You're only running on a Highborn? Had to get a custom rig just to house my new Astartes servitor." However, given the advances in stem cell grown brain organelles for use in biocomputing, and the first thing someone did was see if they could run Doom, that reality seems a lot closer than is comfortable.
@green_creeper28810 ай бұрын
Could it run doom?
@kirbyfanprime10 ай бұрын
@@green_creeper288 if I remember right, yes, but it brings up the weird ethical issue of a semi-sentient brain having its only form of stimulus being the fires of Hell.
@BoisegangGaming10 ай бұрын
One of the most disturbing elements of the Imperium is just how needlessly cruel they are, and how clinically this cruelty is. The vast majority of humanity lives in squallor, little more than thralls for a great bureacratic machine that is long dead but continues only through inertia and scale. They toil, ceaselessly, and when they can toil no more, their flesh is made into meat or machine for the sheer utility of that their bodies are a resource that someone desires to utilize. There are more humans in the Imperium than have ever existed in our timeline. And yet the value of human life is so infinitesimal that it barely even registers as a thousandth of a percentage. Entire generations are churned out as soldiers or servitors or foodstuffs to perpetuate something that should by all rights- by all justice and righteousness- have died long ago. And yet it does this because it claims it is necessary. But is it? The pain the Imperium inflicts on its populace, the sheer evil it commits in banal mundanity, eclipses everything else in the setting. The Imperium is a nightmare. No one in it can even be said to be human anymore, for how often can they be said to be alive? Everyone- from the lowliest hive worlder to the highest born noble- are merely resources. It is necessary because someone long long ago declared it necessary, and it has continued to be because of stagnation and decay. It is a cannibal eating its own flesh. Are there horrors in the grimdarkness? Of course. None can deny the terrible machinations of the drukhari, the aloof elitism of the Eldari, the unstoppable revanchism of the Necrons, the single-minded conflict of the Orks, or the all-devouring tides of the Hive Mind. But it is the Imperium that is the greatest horror, the greatest evil, because it treats people worse than even we treat livestock. There are those who say things would be different with the Emperor in charge, but it was the same thing as it is now: cruelty, disguised as necessity, lies twisted into truth by sheer repitition over endless time. What was the fate of the Interex or the Diasporex? What was the fate of all who crawled out of the Age of Strife with what little hope they had, what little desire they had for a better world? Annihilation, pure and simple. Why? Because it was "necessary". Because it was "required". Countless excuses fueling endless cruelty because one being- one "Man"- desired galactic domination at any cost. The Emperor was no different than any other petty warlord on Terra beyond the fact that he won. But this victory was not born from righteousness, or justice. It was born from cruelty, from intentional ignorance, from the distortion of the basic concepts of truth and necessity and worth. Humanity is dead in the 42nd millennium. There is nothing left but rotting bones.
@woaddragon10 ай бұрын
Be a real fun at party. Nevertheless 100 percent agree.
@williansnobre10 ай бұрын
That's very heretical, not gonna lie. But it is true.
@_NIKOS9_NIKOS10 ай бұрын
louder for those in the back please
@vancodling422310 ай бұрын
Mentions all the evils of the galaxy except chaos, heretic detected. Who is the bigger loser, the festering empire ruled by a corpse or the rabble of cannibalistic demon thralls who cannot even kill it once it's cleft in twain?
@BoisegangGaming10 ай бұрын
@vancodling4223 that wasn't meant to be an extensive list. I'm not a chaos apologist, for the record. It inflicts so much suffering on the galaxy, and those who worship it can often only be described as evil. But how much of the galaxy does chaos control? How many people are pushed into its thrall by the unending machine of the Imperium? The Imperium's self-inflicted ignorance has been its Achilles heel since even before the great crusade. Its definition of heretic, xenos, or mutant are so fluid and ill-grounded that persons who had no choice of where they were born- from voidfarers to those adapted to different gravities or atmospheres- would be put to the stake if they had the gall to come to a different world. How is such pointless cruelty necessary? How is anything that has no concept of innocence justified in its actions or righteousness?
@corbieconway325610 ай бұрын
30:07 Did this man just say "Oh my GOD?!" Mr. Electric, servitorize this man!
@spinetanium329610 ай бұрын
"Was that sound Bricky's balls dropping?" "Nope, that was him laying the pipe."
@McSkumm10 ай бұрын
If that Factor company doesn't make a Corpse Starch flavored meal, are they even really trying?
@DouglasMeloche10 ай бұрын
@29:25 always appreciate when fans cite the source for quoted passages👌Big UPs to AR
@Gormathius10 ай бұрын
I like how Bricky was talking about how the horror of servitors is more philosophical early in the episode, then he proceeded to describe the series of torture rooms they're made in... And that meatgrinder under the trapdoor? That's probably also a servitor.
@jesternario10 ай бұрын
"Shy, give him the quote." I was laughing at that one.
@loiterring10 ай бұрын
Love the polishing servitor added to the outro scene
@mindwarp4210 ай бұрын
The truly terrifying aspect of servitors is how close they are to what has been done historically to cognitively disabled people. We have lobotomized the disabled to try to "cure" them (cure in quotes, because if your disabilty is a developmental one, that's just part of who you are and you have to learn ways to cope with it). We also have tried to (and still do try to) essentially mentally reprogram developmentally disabled people into being pale imitations of "humans" (quotes as, no joke, the pioneer of such therapies Ivar Lovaas wrote in his book about it that his patients were not human otherwise). It really isn't that much of a stretch to apply such techniques into making servitors in the 40K universe😊.
@breadstick445810 ай бұрын
The best/scariest horror and satire always has just a hint of truth behind it
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat10 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the infamous Janeway tactic of calling unusual behavior “not human”
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat10 ай бұрын
@@breadstick4458 I feel like a “satire” not based on reality is just a cynical comedy
@williansnobre10 ай бұрын
And to add to the real horror, surgeries in the past were done without anesthesia, and after anesthesia was invented it was still common to not give it to babies because medics used to believe that babies could not feel/remember anything. Quite a lot of the mental issues that became common in the 20th century were probably caused by these Drukhari-like practices and we are still dealing with the consequences to this day.
@palapeura3754 ай бұрын
I was born 2 months early and it was widely believed that babies, especially preemies, can't feel pain. I'm terrified of doctors and hospitals to this day.
@UnknownTuber45010 ай бұрын
Bricky would pose as an Ecclesiarchy servitor just so he could be a servant to the Sisters of Battle and bring them things. He would be so submissive to them that they wouldn't tell he isn't a servitor until he slips up.
@richardvaldes395910 ай бұрын
30:00 remember that in that book these people were all convicted of the most ridiculously terrible crimes. They were by no means innocents.
@breadstick445810 ай бұрын
Not always with servitors tho. Remember what the imperium considers as “criminal” is a long list indeed. Also it’s laughable how corrupt, uncaring and inefficient it is. Arbities might mistake you for someone else, to bad you’re a servitor now
@richardvaldes395910 ай бұрын
@@breadstick4458 sounds like something a heretic would say. Show me your papers!
@MatthewCSnow10 ай бұрын
Something to note: there is a servitor in the Rogue trader game where a rich dude customed ordered to keep some of their memory/conciseness intact. Let that sink in for a sec.