Set 2, Game 6 - No More Jockeys [04.09.20]

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No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a category they fall under. That person and category are then eliminated, and subsequent people must not fall under that category. As more categories are added it gets harder, and eventually impossible, to name anyone new.
TWITTER
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MERCHANDISE
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MUSIC
Peer Gynt Suite No. 1, Op. 46 (Grieg)
VIDEO
Alex Horne + Haiminh Le

[@askesl]

Tim forgot the first rule of driving: Key to start.

[@AndrewLavers]

This comment will never get the recognition it deserves. Marvellous work, don’t mind it at all

[@gcrossan83]

That’s a lovely bit of business

[@nathan87]

clap

[@shomerss]

Bravo sir **tips hat**

[@nge1975]

That was lovely, actually.

[@froghornleghorn]

That feeling when you Logan to KZbin and see a new episode of NMJ

[@Willeth]

I found myself worrying that they wouldn't be able to save the footage and I'd never see it. Only realised near the end what was wrong with that.

[@Peteroranje]

Its just like Titanic really when you think about it.

[@drwoo6090]

@@Peteroranje 🤣😂 brilliant! 🤣😂

[@drwoo6090]

🤣

[@SeanS102]

🤣over

[@post1305]

@@Peteroranje I have thought about it, and no it isn't - because that was a boat.

[@sfoster.23]

“She hasn’t found love again, she has a breakfast show on Radio Berkshire”

[@russellzwicker3226]

It’s slightly one or the other 😂

[@PaddyRoon7]

I love when Key is mid-passionate-argument and just sneaks in a "Yet."

[@SuperSpursKid]

Key with one of my all time favourite in game relocations

[@bobidou23]

"Rylan" "Challenge!" "Yes?" "Fictional" iconic

[@thisgirlfromderby]

Even without watching the video first I could guess who said that.

[@BodywiseMustard]

Big ears is an absolute classic hat wearer, and he came the turn after the no hats category

[@thisisthemactan]

“People don’t have more than one middle name” - Little Alex James Jeffery Horne

[@alexwhiteesp]

*Little Alex James Jeffery "Boggle" Horne.

[@charlesbrookes959]

I was so terrified Horne's battery would die and I would never get to see the video I was already watching...

[@post1305]

and did it?

[@Jesse__H]

@@post1305 I'll let you know in a few minutes! 🤞🤞🤞😐

[@hanthedudette]

When you think of it, Mark is one of the most lenient players ever seen in the game. It must be said that Horne would NEVER let a challenge go the way Mark does. Respectable, if a little soft, over.

[@RenewedRS]

Disagree totally when you factor in his cheating. The pre-googling of challenges got really annoying for me. Still love 'im tho

[@rkah6187]

@@RenewedRS He said he didn't cheat, he was just fidgeting.

[@RenewedRS]

@@rkah6187 Bollocks. Naive to believe that

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

@@RenewedRS No clear evidence of that, other than early doors before the rule was established (and he was very up-front about it then). He's such a sportsman in every other respect that I think he absolutely deserves the benefit of the doubt. As a fellow footer and fiddler, I honestly see nothing suspicious in his behaviour.

[@AshleyTheSwift]

The pace of this game was blistering. I had to check i wasnt drunk. I am, but the pace really was fast.

[@ronnymitchell]

Name another. The front window. 👏👏👏

[@jabbawabs]

I love how Alex appears in just one single frame to help Tim start the car.

[@RustyBucket2]

Disappointed Boggle had a tent behind him whilst wearing his wig-wam building jacket

[@petergilbert7106]

I think he probably bought the wig-wam along, but forgot to bring Wattos wig-wam building jacket and couldn't in good conscience build the wig-wam.

[@Shift8YawnsShift8]

To be fair it's also an out jacket, and they are out in this video.

[@panicatthegasstation]

Was half expecting Key's competitive streak to kick in and run over Watto's tent with his car.

[@rkah6187]

It's Alex's car, I think.

[@brvabr1799]

Best ending to a 'No More Jockeys' game so far!

[@sfoster.23]

I like this scramble actually

[@danford12]

...when you think about it

[@sebzilla89]

@@sfoster.23 I don't mind it

[@ym10up]

You really feel the rush, don't you?

[@askesl]

And that is without exception.

[@timhall3589]

Jumping in with a very late comment on a rewatch. The moment it's revealed just how close the tent is, despite them committing to playing on separate devices really makes me chuckle

[@darceyfrances2424]

I love that that’s the outfit Horne took camping

[@redparrot1677]

This is the first time Watson has had proper lighting. He should do all his parts from a tent 😄

[@laurapolly4759]

It's possible, when you think about it, that Watto is the nicest man in the world❤️⭐️

[@Anonymouse85]

The editing at the end is absolutely brilliant, that made me laugh even more than Tim's driving, awesome job!

[@barbaricviking]

Yes!!!! :D

[@rkah6187]

Definitely, amazing job from the editor, made me laugh so hard!

[@sirpython9385]

6:22 Horne has the biggest and best npc run of all time, when you think about it, and I’m bloody well here for it

[@thomasimon]

Let it never be said that Mark Watson is not a generous god

[@18mattd]

The gall to play Big Ears right after Noddy - no more constant hat wearers

[@generalhargrievous9928]

Right?

[@puttsy2219]

Should've challenged on fATHeR cHRisTmAs as well for the repeated letters.

[@TheDrugOfTheNation]

@@puttsy2219 Examples only have to be in the category: they don't have to be legal moves.

[@emmamarshall221]

You know you are watching a strange video when you are shouting at your screen: "BIG EARS ALSO HAS A HAT!" in genuine frustration.

[@carlascough6506]

@@TheDrugOfTheNation wouldn't have stood up under scrutiny anyway. would be immediately changed to santa claus. Big ears is a travesty, though

[@sakumisan]

I feel compelled to say "thank you" every time you post these. You lot go out of your way to do these and we all appreciate it.

[@aacampbell]

6:10 really missed another “key to start” moment

[@bobidou23]

Also, Peer Gynt was already an excellent choice because of how it started, but the mad rush at the end also fitted In the Hall of the Mountain King perfectly!

[@chriskaprys]

Road Runner: no more renowned speedsters.

[@tr1ckster]

When you think about it, putting time pressure on the end of the game is a good thing.

[@daanborrias]

'I don't think it emails you one at a time'. Fantastic.

[@carrots1550]

The constant threat of the battery running out seriously stressed me out. This game, man.

[@post1305]

a charger for the car would sort this.

[@Lazarus178]

"Old" is definitely not MacDonald's first name, Horne was well within his rights to stay.

[@gordonanderson698]

ha I did not spot that

[@emilybitzel7242]

Thank you for being so wonderful. Love you all. This is fantastic.

[@owen2kuk]

Missing out on a challenge to Key with Big Ears immediately after Noddy and no more hat wearers!

[@dbeightyfive]

Musical editing of the gods

[@yawnberg]

Fox shirt returns 😚👌

[@TiffYG2133]

Alex may not be glamping but he is camping in style!

[@theyeetening9486]

Hats off to the person(s?) who did the subtitles. Absolutely on point, very very helpful!

[@gusreeves5446]

I think this is my favorite so far. Love you three so much. Thank you!

[@ChexMasterChef]

Really digging the pirate look on Key

[@essentialatom]

I'm glad the battery didn't run out and I could witness this.

[@leileleileleile]

I love the idea of seeing a man running about in a hot pink blazer out in the countryside on what, early Friday morning? Incredible. 6:26

[@alistairclow4342]

This was the most stressful watch since Uncut Gems

[@Jambobist]

The buzzer beater at the end, electrifying stuff!

[@chriskaprys]

Very impressed with the quality of your wigwams.

[@leemartindale3149]

No idea what happened to Key in this game but good to see Bill Oddie driving around a field in a SUV.

[@Jmixup]

See ya'll at the Watsonathon II! Great episode, loved the battery running aspect. Almost like Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, but with comedy and no explosion.

[@megalamb]

Such a brilliant way to end!

[@ereejim]

Only just acknowledged the rushed ending going into the scoreboard and title cards lol, great job

[@peacefulpaul]

"I'll look slightly above the line... watch the videos" is really one of the great nmj lines

[@davidscott6933]

These two camping episodes have been the most jarring watches of my life, and why they didn’t just film it on one camera around a fire or something is beyond me.

[@joanne6744]

Loved the end

[@BodywiseMustard]

Arnold Schwarzenegger would be my 3 repeated letters name another - ARN

[@jonathanross149]

"The front window" see, that was witty.

[@post1305]

Jonathon Ross - No more people pretending to be Jonathon Ross

[@jonathanross149]

@@post1305 Both me and the UK presenter would say "Jonathan." I don't know who started the 2 'o's in "Jonathan" rumor...but they are killing me.

[@post1305]

Jonathan Ross - I wasn’t talking to you, or about you.

[@tedhobgood]

That ending was spectacular! Good game, gents.

[@EvanRoberts1985]

This was my favourite episode yet!

[@michaellee8816]

Gabby Logon is my favourite TV personality

[@slothrr776]

Could've had Kenny Loggins.

[@post1305]

@@slothrr776 or Peter Signin

[@colindoessel6043]

That ending was EPIC.!!!!!!

[@Vorbuld]

Missed challenge opportunity: Nancy Pelosi and her father were both members of Congress.

[@tlewtree]

True but the fact that Mark’s challenge failed on Prince Harry and Prince Charles when regardless of the title “Prince” they have both done pretty much exactly the same jobs throughout their lives, means that category was practically out the window.

[@awalton]

How many *Americans* even know that though? She's nearly a century old...

[@Vorbuld]

@@awalton it's not about knowing, it's about feeling the truth of political dynasties in your gut! :-P

[@VideoNozoki]

@@awalton : Most high level politicians had a father (family) also in politics. As "Vorbuld" says, political dynasties. (disturbingly common)

[@Avistew]

@@tlewtree Not really; I agree Prince isn't a job. I'd say even King or Queen is only a job in countries where they actually rule.

[@1Chimico]

these guys, this is something different

[@androart1817]

Honestly I agree that Prince is not a job. You don’t hand in your cv for the role of Prince you either are or aren’t whether you like it or not.

[@jenniespaghetti]

Best one yet!

[@davelangford2439]

Leaving a comment for Jon & Hannah to find...love you guys x

[@1Stocco]

The most boss episode yet

[@katofginger2926]

On my second run through now, and is a prince a job might be my favourite argument of the whole goddamn lot. Big might.

[@misterc5783]

Fingers crossed for a live game in the Watsonathon.

[@WaunGronChampion]

Incredible ending that

[@WickedWickedJaymezIsMassive]

What an ending!!

[@Goosetube12345]

great catch

[@sumsum8272]

Never a good sign when Horne starts off wearing his out jacket + surprised nobody challenged on big ears whose definitely a hat wearer like noddy

[@adamhenley8295]

Better sound quality than last week - but the captions definitely help 👍

[@kimz24]

Wow my anxiety went through the roof at the end there

[@Avistew]

When Tim said Big Ears I thought he was a Goblins reader but apparently that's the original name of the gnome in Noddy.

[@keytostart7053]

BEST GAME EVER

[@rosswilkinson9095]

Absolutely with Key on the Prince discussion. It’s not a job.

[@westlondontransportwildlif5810]

I think Key had Buckinghamshire Broadband at the start of this episode. Or Solent-Signal.

[@gryrabild]

That ending was spectacular! Slam dunk.

[@adrianwilliams7628]

Imagine stumbled upon this camping 🏕 disaster in a field near you. That would take some explaining !

[@destofworlds]

I think I would have argued the Prince Harry thing a little differently, on the basis that Harry while being a prince was not "The Prince of Wales", and therefore it isn't the same job. Both Bush's were specifically President of The United States of America which is the same job; my friend is 'president' of a gaming club and his dad is 'president' of his union and they are (while generically the same title) obviously not the same job.

[@rickywinterborn1004]

I agree with Key in that Prince isn’t a job, it’s a title. Part wishful thinking there because it’s bleak for me if that’s not the case. Here I am 30 and unemployed whilst Prince Louis holds down a job whilst shitting his nappies.

[@philboooo]

And if it was a job, when Harry left they'd hire a replacement. Did they hire a replacement? Did they f...

[@robertJ14]

I think you would have to prove that he received money for his job as "working member of the royal family" and didn't just get it due to inheritance and stuff like other jobs/revenue funds he got from his role

[@bobbobson4277]

Strange to see Matt Hancock dressing like Michael Portillo.

[@bencoat124]

It's Jerome K. Jerome's latest piece of work.

[@veganjackson]

Three men go camping

[@paddym27]

i love tim key

[@prinpi]

3:10 Best Horne joke of all series

[@Izzno]

Slight hint of a nervous breakdown there with the Log on madness. Crisis averted.

[@blazepond5518]

was this episode produced by Wes Anderson?

[@kingwell4323]

Not sure "Old" is Old MacDonald's actual first name so don't think the 3 letter challenge would've stuck

[@Lastielion]

Yeah, it's a bit ambiguous when it comes to fictional characters, but he isn't ever called anything else and the boys seems to regard it as such and they are, when you think about, both the originators and arbiters of the game.

[@essentialatom]

They somehow managed to get "Mr" recognised as a first name so as far as I'm concerned the rules are meaningless

[@keytostart7053]

Well he was 'old' 30 years ago when I was a child, so when you think about it, hes either "dead macdonald" or "really old macdonald"

[@awalton]

@@essentialatom The rules of the game are a gentlemens' agreement. If they all agree, then them's the rules. We may not always agree, but that's how this rolls.

[@essentialatom]

@@awalton The contestants, when you think about it, are not gentlemen. Apart from Watson and Horne.

[@tomleeming3135]

Not a lot of Watto preening today. One wonders if he feels freer outside of his home.

[@Avistew]

I think we reached the point where he'd seen the comments and is actively trying not to fidget?

[@psypsydan]

Big Ears always wore a hat!

[@iestyn00]

I legit went to check the channel like should they have posted by now? And then it was like posted 15 seconds ago and honestly I'm excited

[@TheSFHAA]

I didn't know you could bluff. New dimension.

[@dmeep]

Im my mind they spoon in the tend and from left to right its little alex horn as the biggest spoon mark is in the middle and tim is the teaspoon

[@OldSkoolWax]

Big Ears is ALWAYS wearing a damn hat. Missed that you lunatics

[@bioLarzen]

Let's face it: you've got to be tim Key to botch up the very first category ;)

[@Lexi_lexis]

I mean, you can hold the title of Prince and not be a 'working royal'. Unfortunately for Key, both Harry and Charles have been working royals, receiving a salary for their royal work. They were also both in the army. Basically, Key is bloody lucky Watto is so lenient.

[@jamie_rides]

Charles was in the Navy, no?

[@Lexi_lexis]

Very valid point. I suppose the point then becomes whether being in the Armed Forces counts, or whether it needs to be the same military branch

[@Lexi_lexis]

@@jamie_rides further investigation reveals he also holds the title "commander in chief of the Commonwealth Armies". Obviously a ceremonial title, but I'd say it means he's part of the army.

[@vanessacee4154]

Harry’s never been direct heir to the throne as his father still is - I’d argue their jobs are different in substance.

[@imnotgoats]

@@vanessacee4154 And even 'prince' on its own is not a specific job. Prince of what? Is president of the USA the same job as president of the book club?

[@danopticon]

Has the UK been laid to waste by some apocalypse unreported? These last two episodes have had an increasing _Threads_ (1984) feel to them.

[@Lastielion]

Excellent reference, and yes it has been

[@rosswilkinson9095]

Hahahaha

[@Peteroranje]

Since that was filmed we have lost access to the internet completely.

[@awalton]

Have you been asleep since January perhaps?

[@danopticon]

Brexit has gone even more poorly than expected!

[@savagehenry8286]

Mr Key’s yellow sunglasses missing one lens is a look. Mr Watson’s yellow coat looks cosy. Mr Horne’s yellow-backed chair makes him look like he has angel wings that were made in the 1970s. 1970s angel wings. Really crap 1970s angel wings. This, when I think about it, will forever be known as the ‘yellow’ contest. Good sport, lads.

[@andykey78]

It's only reading this comment that I realise they are sunglasses missing a lens and not normal glasses with an eye patch underneath or a black lens for some sort of corrective procedure! I am genuinely ashamed 🤦‍♂️

[@savagehenry8286]

Given their absence from the previous camping episode, I suspect the one lens glasses are not being worn for a medical purpose. They have been employed, I should say, for fashion, and at a push comedy, value. Though I am no optician. Perhaps in your charming way you are right and they are for an eye problem. The more I think about it the more I think you’re correct. In which case it is I who is cast into a pit of shame. Yet I’m also questioning, if that is the case, whether it is reckless for Mr Key to be seen sat behind the wheel of a car if his vision is suffering.

[@rkah6187]

@@andykey78 I thought they were a fashion statement and were designed to have one clear and one coloured lens each. 😆

[@Lastielion]

Classic grade A scramble

[@appnzllr]

couldn't "James Acaster" have been challenged on the double letter rule?

[@robertquigley8119]

He didn't stick with it did he? Wasn't Nancy Pelosi the same turn? Think he changed his mind. Or I got distracted! 😂

[@JossieMimo]

@@robertquigley8119 he did change his mind after seeing the peacocks.

[@PackKingNerds]

Lucy Porter has worked with her husband? - Challenge potential?