Set 4, Game 1 [11.02.21] - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson

[@HammGaming]

When you think about it the Renneé Zellweger interlude was exactly what this series needed to kick off with

[@ministryofungentlemanlywarfare]

Key's knowledge of obscure former athletes is superb.

[@zoemilenkovic]

as someone who’s never seen this show before i am extremely confused but having fun

[@dmleach]

Been here since the beginning. That feeling doesn't go away 😆

[@SerendipityChild]

Have you played it now? It's good fun

[@ursulageorgeson7086]

Welcome, we do have a lot of fun here. This is below the line, those mad buggers up top take care of business, mostly by going downtown. We are here to, quite frankly, egg them on or tear them limb from limb. Depends on the play. Might want to get your thinking cap on. X

[@beckyfox2477]

Amazing start to Set 4 - we had songs, boiinnngs, in game relocations aplenty, propeller hats, Mark devouring a takeaway, Key chatting Russian (but not bilingually), Moses, a Hamlet-esque soliloquy from Key, topped off with a resounding win by Ol’ Mumma Flyboy!!! Keep asserting that dominance! Key for the W 😂😂

[@mister_scott]

“Alexa.... play Renee Zellweiger.” Alexa: “I’ve heard what you had to say and I’ve enjoyed it. Here’s a song sung by Catherine Zeta Jones.” Classic NMJ moment.

[@chicalolita707]

She does get one line in that song...

[@ThePadawan3]

Quite surprising actually, seeing as Key repeatedly asked for songs by Remy Cellvegger.

[@bearhustler]

@@chicalolita707 They played 3 different ones, the second was a Renee one.

[@dydreemblvr]

@@bearhustler The Overture/All that Jazz is the same track, and Renee does come in to sing "jazz" at the end of one phrase (in the movie she's fantasizing about being in Velma's shoes)

[@Rannoch_]

The utter joy at 16:00 and 18:13! Renée Zellweger was a fantastic play just for giving us these moments!! :D Also, thank you for making a crappy day so much more bearable (that goes for Haiminh as well) ❤️

[@justinelouise2655]

Two minutes in and we've got ourselves another banging tune with "Key's Dad (Born in the War)"

[@BodywiseMustard]

Daria

[@Jayk-kz7sh]

The Renee Zellweger dance sequence was incredible. Easily my favorite part of the episode

[@RustyBucket2]

This is the set Key goes 6-0-0. I can feel it. Over.

[@mattew0113]

When I really think about it I agree. Oh sorry. Over

[@Tea41]

You can see the gears turning with his challenges, he is locked in

[@jilliandavis5945]

Watching 3 men discovering the opening bars of Chicago is like those videos where they switch on a baby’s hearing aid to hear for the first time. Pedant alert - CZJ is the main singer of that song, Renee zellweger shouts “jazz” once. Watto needed to dig in there!

[@WaunGronChampion]

Don't mind the Renée Zellweger jam in the middle of it

[@stephlivegigs3587]

I’ve not cried with laughter yet in NMJ but that Alexa bit was stupidly funny. Didn’t mind it at all! 😂

[@sierrahunterlewis7677]

You guys brighten up my day ❣️❣️ I live in Vegas and I deal with pain 24/7 and you three brave enough to let the kid from inside, out ❣️❣️ THANK YOU ❤️ THANK YOU ❤️ THANK YOU ❤️

[@petergilbert7106]

Key absolutely on fire. Game face on, dressed to kill, Chasing the W all the way to the end zone. I have heard what all of them have had to say and I enjoyed it. Good times.

[@AnimalBoy-]

Top quality analysis. Great work

[@ohemgeeorgia]

loved screaming 'IT'S CHICAGO!!!' for an entire ten minutes of this video. good job lads 👏👏

[@JohnHazl]

Oooh I would've fought harder for bilingual Moses if I were Key. The man was raised as an Egyptian by the Pharaoh's daughter and went on to lead the Israelites out of Egypt, he couldn't have needed a translator all those 40 years in the desert, could he?

[@Bboyoriginalsin]

Bilingual Moses is definitely legit. Surprised not to see Key fight harder there, he's won far less legitimate cases through sheer force of... forcefulness

[@AlexRoseGames]

@@Bboyoriginalsin I feel like he's more of a forceful defender than a forceful attacker though

[@britishhedgehog]

He was raised an Egyptian but with a Hebrew nurse maid ie his sister. He would have been raised knowing and speaking Hebrew. There's no certainty he'd have been taught another language

[@fredlangridge6729]

I think there's actually no way he could have *not* been bilingual.

[@levisymons208]

He also spent 40 years living with and marrying into the Kenites / Midianites, so if they also spoke a different language he may have been trilingual.

[@bencarter6947]

It’s here! It’s Friday and these 3 are in my face and I don’t mind it.

[@TheDevbear]

Usual outstanding work from the lads. One of my favourite things about NMJ is how it feels as though you're with a bunch of mates in your living room playing along, rather than just watching. Absolutely lovely guys

[@catmannersScaryCatLady]

How long has it been? It feels like years. I'm so happy to have these three in my living room again. Boop Boop! Excellent work from On The Line as usual x

[@TheYorkRose]

Bop bop

[@Lastielion]

It was years. An unecessarily long wait between sets. I aged poorly in the meantime.

[@FallaciousTrump]

@@TheYorkRose Unicorn mug

[@Shift8YawnsShift8]

Key looking hurt to learn he's not bilingual, I think the old CV will need updating

[@bbbotc]

just three boys who have never watched Chicago for 10 minutes

[@godfearingturtle]

hmm there is a boy under the line here who has also never watched Chicago, that's soon to change these songs are amazing

[@sidleyparkhermit6391]

I felt like an anthropological observer embedded among straight men

[@bbbotc]

@@sidleyparkhermit6391 that’s how I always feel watching this show

[@dalveenakorotana8158]

RIGHT?!?! I was screaming Chicago the whole time and realised quickly none of them knows of it

[@photographing42]

I was screaming Down With Love (and then the opening bars of Chicago bagan, and I went 'oh, duh, as Oscar winner even more obvious')

[@thomasthomasson2319]

Happy birthday Alex Horne, it's 10 September Road in 2023 Town.

[@adamhenley8295]

So Alexa plays “all that jazz” by catherine zeta jones and Watto walks - but had stayed previously when Alexa played Renee Zellweger Peak NMJ 😂

[@ryedonby9304]

Hearing him hype up Judy Love at 10:06 is so sweet after seeing her on taskmaster

[@philh5292]

Great to have them back! Like Saturdays when the football season ends, Fridays have a much emptier feel without a new No More Jockeys to enjoy.

[@RobynJG]

Loving the extended don't look at your bookshelves song

[@bujuminodstrom2076]

wow. mind, blown. these guys are so awesome, and basically flawless. we're so cool for liking their ironic parlour game. life's great.

[@themilkmon]

I started watching this channel 3 days ago, and yet this feels like a reunion I've been waiting for. Good to see that the old Vinegar Boy is chalking up the double u's. I don't mind it, actually.

[@siobhanhalloran347]

That felt like an incredibly long wait between sets. So glad it's back!

[@PrisonByTheSea]

I really hoped it would turn out Key didn’t have an Alexa

[@franziskafinefein]

he mentioned in previous episodes that his Alexa is in his office

[@BodywiseMustard]

The better of two interesting bits

[@matthewread2509]

Key asserts dominance. You love to see it.

[@lisam3769]

this is one of my favourite games, I can re-watch anytime

[@CorinneDemyanovich]

Set 4 is fresh and new, and I don't mind it. I'll have more of that, please!

[@bearhustler]

The boys performing to Chicago - I do not mind that.

[@csurname]

expert play from Key, setting up "no more UK" after "no more bilingual", then immediately knocking it down

[@coldandabsurd]

A wacky schedule left me a bit confused this week and a new NMJ uploading was the most pleasant surprise I’ve had in quite some time.

[@lailaiiwaiisan]

Go, Key-you’re on fire here. You’re chasing every ball. Grind them into the dust.

[@the1whereIwatch]

"you are running round the garden with a bone, i'm running the london marathon. we are not the same" 😂😂

[@trishking6343]

Yes, let’s go Key! Your 23% success rate is on the rise.

[@michellefidelis]

What a great game! Nice way to start a set 🤩

[@hcoutts297]

ALEXA!... Play 'Kitchen Conversions'.

[@MichaelCoombes776]

Whoa-oh, kitchen conversions!

[@xobxob]

Felt like the most deserved Key win to date. Great way to kick off the new set !kimt

[@gryrabild]

New set, exciting stuff! Much love from BTL and the BTL discord 💖

[@jamie_rides]

I love it when they all say different names and then Key wins.

[@mattygasowski3519]

Yayyy we're back!!!! Gonna be cheering for Mark again this set :)

[@xtrapolis954m]

Thank you! It makes Melbourne Lockdown that little bit more bearable. 💙

[@stephlivegigs3587]

Feeling you with that comment!

[@passonyourpostcode]

I've got friends in Melb and I really feel for you all!

[@xtrapolis954m]

@@passonyourpostcode thank you. 💙

[@RavenWinters87]

What an amazing opener to the set! Very much don't mind that!

[@larastockley4555]

I've always saw the Jolly Green Giant as a sweetcorn guy, excellent discovery about their love peas too.

[@Peteroranje]

Another classic! That twist at the end with the handshakes, didnt see it coming. Proper M Night Shyamalan stuff.

[@andracatheduckking257]

one of these days horne will let the dog out before they start recording

[@SgtLion]

If you watch the live, the real thing can go on for.. some hours.

[@GoldThing]

Key certainly asserted dominance here. Lovely stuff!

[@mathhits]

Oh boy, I have been looking forward to this.

[@abeblinkon7773]

Keys 'it could be important, it could be important' 😂

[@carlgreder1422]

Fig rolls truly are nature's peas.

[@siobhanhalloran347]

"Tim, have you got an Alexa?" 😂😂😂

[@bluejadeblue]

loving the Chicago playing for Renee 😌🤌🏽

[@TheLucindabelle]

How exciting, I just realised I live only 5 doors away from Mark Watson! 😂😂

[@stephlivegigs3587]

I’ve had a terrible day and I very much needed this right now. Big if.

[@Max_Coolman]

Hope your next day is better!

[@SgtLion]

This show gets me through some tough weeks. It is a true lifesaver. Hope all's good.

[@samc7634]

I've heard what you've all had to say and, when I think about it, I don't mind it. Over.

[@jabbawabs]

Honestly, one of the best games Key has played so far. Well done!

[@lpldl]

Interesting that Alexa chose to play All That Jazz, a number which is sang by Catherine Zeta-Jones...

[@Lexi_lexis]

I think, if I'm remembering the film correctly, that at one point in the song it cuts to Renee with the boyfriend and then cuts to her imagining herself on the stage and she sings one "jazz". Pedantic, but I think it's permitted on a technicality

[@lpldl]

@@Lexi_lexis Yes, that's true. I was just commenting on the dumbness of Alexa, who is of course not able to tell how big a part someone has in a song, even though he/she is listed as a singer. As a musical and opera lover, this is very frustrating. :)

[@chicalolita707]

@@lpldl It's the first song on the soundtrack, that's why, and she is credited for that one word. Which is also why it has such a bloody long intro.

[@cipherhex]

Oh Timmy, what a thumbnail!

[@izzyw2089]

Some strong song submissions this game, don't mind it at all.

[@chriskaprys]

“There’s your W.” Most poetic mic drop of the year.

[@julianlineham]

Welcome back! Great game, I felt everyone was fresh and anyone could have won.

[@lils6334]

Judi Love! This must’ve been during the development of TM series 13

[@lils6334]

Now that I think about it, the pink suit featured in s13 too

[@m_w_a_t]

Did not mind that one bit. What am amazing game to kick off set 4!

[@jody30]

Well played. Good use of IGR

[@BodywiseMustard]

Of-fucking-course Moses spoke more than one language. What an insane thing to say.

[@mageless8192]

Wow Alex put that hat on and immediately the sillyness went up a notch. I don’t mind it.

[@pialarsum]

Yes, a new set! I‘ve definitely already seen the episode and ain‘t just commenting to boost the algorithms. Fantastic editing. Super funny thing happens at 4:27!* *Probably

[@superdooperpaul]

Possibly the best NMJ episode so far. Gu on Key!!!

[@OthelloBoulevard]

Great to see a challenge completed with logic. No work needed… contestant honorably walks away. 🤙🏼

[@gladtobeangry]

Good to see the return of the IGR. Functional IGR this time. But only conversationally functional. ... Oh no hang on wait actually fully functional, hadn't watched until the end yet.

[@user-ll7rc1lc4t]

If this chaotic energy holds up, this is going to be quite the set

[@davecollins8533]

The jolly green giant running marathon. He’s there, page one!

[@jamesmcd4261]

Im arranging a meetup of local No More Jockey fans, it will be held at my Address 25 July Road, 1992 Town. RSVP By 14 Martin Street.

[@CortezHoratio]

If anyone lives in 1987ham, I'll be holding a concurrent party at 14 March road. Maybe we could setup a live videolink James? Play a few rounds.

[@ampersandcastle1091]

I’m having a good old bash over in 2004-on-Trent!

[@mageless8192]

Also I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone own one of Alex’s glasses without having stolen them from a bar.

[@Goosetube12345]

I like the closed captions.

[@savagehenry8286]

I’ve heard what they had to say, and I liked it.

[@emilieparpaillon5631]

There is a picture of tim key with pea didn't he had to guess the content of pies in taskmaster and one of them was a frozen peas pie ?

[@nxmee]

Join in for the propeller spin!

[@fiddledwhileromeburned9197]

That's as madcap as we ever got. Fun stuff, lads. Zany.

[@15schaa]

A well-deserved Key win. I thought he was mad challenging Zellweger on Alexa music, until he brought up the Judy Garland movie. Very nicely played.

[@nonindividual]

Perfect start by Key. I feel it _in my bones_ that it's his set.

[@OllieChamberlain]

NMJs is back and I very much don't mind it

[@raphaelattar6942]

Moses was a Hebrew raised by Egyptians. The guy's bilingual if anyone is

[@RFC-3514]

Exodus 4:10 to 4:16: _And Moses said unto the Lord, O my Lord, I am not eloquent, [...] And the anger of the Lord was kindled against Moses, and he said, Is not Aaron the Levite thy brother? [...] thou shalt speak unto him [...] And he shall be thy spokesman unto the people._ Also, he was fictional. But, even in the fiction, he admitted he wasn't fluent in the language of the "people" (presumably meaning Hebrew), probably due to the fact that he was raised by Egyptians.

[@franksimon8375]

Asserting that he's fictional is as much a religion as asserting that he was real. The truth is we don't know. Stop being a dogmatic baby and pseudointellectual, it's despicable.

[@RFC-3514]

@@franksimon8375 - Just as "we don't know" about Horus, Polyphemus, Legolas, or Rincewind. Stop trying to equate lack of unsupported belief with "a religion". Otherwise you might as well say you follow the _religion_ of "not believing in the existence of flying pink elephants".

[@myserious_record2774]

Let's go Tim! Starting Set 4 off strong with a W.. Well done. I'm very excited for Set 4. Also Did Alex just think a fig roll was a pea?!

[@bryanbridgwood6923]

I would describe this as warm shambles

[@Bboyoriginalsin]

Best part of the Reneé Zellweger Intrerlude? That Watto walks when the ol' Zeta-Jones started singing, on a song which Zellwegs in fact does not sing, but is credited as Chicago 'n all that jazz. He's right to walk, but the timing... I don't hate it

[@Jambobist]

Beautiful finish from Key, clean as a whistle.

[@Lindeman08]

Oh damn that "Papa!" got me good

[@TannerLikesStuff]

The musical interlude was a thing of genius

[@jamespollard1815]

Below the line, I'm loving that hat

[@graceabbott7383]

surely there are images of key with (frozen) peas from the taskmaster pie task ??

[@GordonHugenay]

My dad has the same address as Alex Horne! (except it's in 1961 town)

[@bringmebackadog]

So many IGRs this game! The Alexa category was a strong play, did not mind it at all.

[@whatiwasgoingtosay]

I’m not opposed to a Chicago break in every game of NMJ. But that was Catherine Zeta Jones!

[@emmamarshall221]

Their knowledge of musical theatre adaptations is shocking. But the ol' RZ has one line in that song. She goes "jazzzzzzz" at one interval.

[@emmamarshall221]

Sorry, over

[@cmitchell6927]

I don't need the rest of the internet, just more of these

[@russellzwicker3226]

Captioner, you hyphenated “Dorkos Dorkos-Ghali” perfectly and I see it and I don’t mind it. OVER!

[@Urban_Cheese]

What is a Dorkos Dorkos-Ghali? Does it have a heart?